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Jon Stewart Jokes About Angelina Jolie

Jon Stewart Jokes About Angelina Jolie

During one of his monologues, host Jon Stewart poked fun of pregnant Angelina Jolie.

He said, “Earlier, I mentioned there were two very famous quite pregnant actresses here tonight. Actually, I was incorrect. I’ve become aware that there’s a third. Jessica Alba is pregnant, Cate Blanchett is pregnant and Nicole Kidman is pregnant.” (Nic wasn’t in her seat, so they flashed a still image of her. She was there was on the merlot carpet, though.)

Continuing his joke, Jon gave out an imaginary Oscar: “The baby goes to…. (drumroll) Angelina Jolie. On my god, Angelina Jolie. I’m just stunned. It goes to Angelina Jolie. That’s terrific. Obviously Angelina couldn’t be with us tonight–it’s tough to get 17 babysitters on Oscars night. I’ll accept this baby on her behalf.”

Watch the video of Jon Stewart joking about Angelina Jolie here.

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  • i agree with him

    Jon the host just cracks me up!! he was so right about Jolie she is only famous for that being with pitt and putting kids that’s where her place is she is famous only for that, how pathetic.Thank god for the REAL actresses who’ve been there and who are known for their talent .

  • sera

    #301 You are an idiot!!!! John loves Angie. She is an amazing actress. Ask Dustin Hoffman, Clint Eastwood, Robert De Niro etc.

  • troll,fan,fan,troll,fa,troll

    # 301 i agree with him @ 02/25/2008 at 12:04 pm Jon the host just cracks me up!! he was so right about Jolie she is only famous for that being with pitt and putting kids that’s where her place is she is famous only for that, how pathetic.Thank god for the REAL actresses who’ve been there and who are known for their talent .
    ____________
    A fake fan..hmm now becomes the troll it really is.
    Miranda, i agree with him…stay tune more to come.. :roll:
    Angelina is Gorgeous and Brad is so fine… :)

  • sara jane

    #301:you are so jealous of this couple.Jon thinks highly of Angelina,you are just jealous because Brad is with Angie and he loves her and children.And NO he will never ever go back to the botox tv Queen.And yes A ngie’s having baby and All Pitts are happy.Live with it idiot.

  • carolina
  • Bystander

    i agree with him @ 02/25/2008 at 12:04 pm

    —–
    hmmm let me see before Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie already got an Oscar nod, 3 Golden Globe, SAG Awards and various acting Award and hit movies to her name ..RIGHTTTT not FAMOUS and no Talent LMAOOOOO what cave you been living all these years???? BTW quit agreeing with yourself ..geezz.

  • jjello

    You are missing the point about posters slamming Jennifer Aniston on AJ blogs or AJ threads. It isn’t a defense of JA or her actions. Cliniqua and others do a disservice to Angelina when they continue to trash JA’s looks, career, habits. It reflects poorly on AJ through no fault of hers and it isn’t a way to show your love.

    IMO Jennifer Aniston would be best served to get her people to arrange an occasion where they all meet. You know if AJ was invited she would do it. That would lay all this nonsense to rest.

  • PINKY JP

    TO #301i agree with him @ 02/25/2008 at 12:04 pm (is that really your name on all the comments you post..wait you’re one of those. Gotcha)

    Well, I don’t know about Jon Stewart BUT I do not agree with you but we will defend your right to say you what you just said, AND STATE THE FACT THAT ANGELINA JOLIE WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN and referred to AS ACADEMY WINNER. Enough said!

  • sara jane

    ha ha ha the x left early,she stayed only one hour left with headache i guess lisa k. text her to tell her about baby,real funny.OH yes maybe x went to get free computer and gifts cause we all know she is greedy.All this serves the x just right.

  • carolina

    i agree with him @ 02/25/2008 at 12:04 pm
    —————————-
    you´re jealous, because she´s a great actress, she already won in 2000, not like your idol.
    She´ve Brad, 4 adorable kids, and SHE´S EXPECTING A BABY OR TWO!!!!!!.
    She´s so happy!!!!!

  • rita

    I would just love that baby nº 5 was a boy. imagine a litle-brad.

    I think they decided to have this baby for all the family but also for Shiloh. What do you guys think?

  • alana

    what did george say?

  • sara jane

    Thank Goodness for Cliniqua.She don’t take crap from these idiots.We all know these people come here to trash Angie.

  • please seek a hobby c.

    # 310 carolina @ 02/25/2008 at 12:23 pm i agree with him @ 02/25/2008 at 12:04 pm
    —————————-
    carolina ,Hon you aRe ”i agree with him”..who do ya think ya f00ling… miranda- carolina- i agree with him- carolina..negative comment-positive comment- and so on-..

    are you getting the AtteTion you cRave?? ;)

  • lol

    i like how those that pretend not to like the family always rush to watch their clips, any clip of other actor comment about them or rushing to see picture.

    next thing they will start analysing every single picture or clips. or the common say the are tied of them.

    Well hater/ troll need a life.

    Am a fan and proud to watch anything they appear on i dont go to watch anything of other celebrity am not interested on.

  • bella

    hey even the View they said the Oscar was very boring nothing is interesting without Angie and Brad…

  • carolina
  • sara jane

    Angie haters,301,303,306,307,312,you always know.

  • http://justjared Felinelilly

    Good morning BAMPZSville. :)
    I have about three threads to catch up on, so off I go. BRB

  • sara jane

    312:you tell us hen what did he say?trouble maker.

  • LOVEFORFOUR

    miranda @ 02/25/2008 at 6:53 am Does anyone know why Angie wasn’t happy at ISA?she was happy while she was with her fans and was waving to them but when she was sitting with Brad during the show,she wasn’t looking happy at all.they were not as much lovely dovey as they used to be in their show.they hardly even touch each other.

    and I saw the video of them when they were out with Clint and his wife and while they were in doorway,Brad was talking to someone else and was not even looking at her.I don’t know where US weekly’s saw them kissing but in the video they were not even contacting with each other.

    I know couple fight and disargue with each other sometimes and it is life and they are just like other normal couple but I just want to see them kissing and being passionate with each other.

    ===================================================
    I like when they kiss as well , but she may be very tired due to the pregnancy. Even the most loving couples may have a moment when they are not kissing.

    Speaking of lovey-dovey . There was a couple that had invited me and a friend to their house for dinner. Half-way through the dinner they looked at each other and started kissing passionately and they got up from the table and dissapeared into their bedroom where me and the other guest had to listen their moans and grunts. We kept right on eating and the couple resurfaced after 30 minutes looking disheveled. The friend and I left. We did not leave sooner because we thought it was rude to do so in their absence. I thought their actions for disappearing were a bit odd but I guess lust and passion can’t wait. Last I heard, they live in London now.

  • LOVEFORFOUR

    miranda @ 02/25/2008 at 6:53 am Does anyone know why Angie wasn’t happy at ISA?she was happy while she was with her fans and was waving to them but when she was sitting with Brad during the show,she wasn’t looking happy at all.they were not as much lovely dovey as they used to be in their show.they hardly even touch each other.

    ===================================================
    I like when they kiss as well , but she may be very tired due to the pregnancy. Even the most loving couples may have a moment when they are not kissing.

    Speaking of lovey-dovey . There was a couple that had invited me and a friend to their house for dinner. Half-way through the dinner they looked at each other and started kissing passionately and they got up from the table and dissapeared into their bedroom where me and the other guest had to listen their moans and grunts. We kept right on eating and the couple resurfaced after 30 minutes looking disheveled. The friend and I left. We did not leave sooner because we thought it was rude to do so in their absence. I thought their actions for disappearing were a bit odd but I guess lust and passion can’t wait. Last I heard, they live in London now.

  • Frenchy

    Wow what happend to all the regulars. I think I’m going to go to the other thread.

    LMAO at those trolls who “agree” with Jon Stewart. If they agree with Jon steward they agree to fall in love with her. Jon Loves Angelina and wanted to bring some glamour to the show. You should have seen how dissapointed Cate & Jessica Albas faces were when he mentioned Angelina. They were like, she isn’t here. What about us who are here LMAO!!!!!

    The day after…everyone is talking about Brad & Angelina

    That stupic Seacrest mentioned to a couple, one of who was a nominee, what’s it like to be with.Brad Pitt in bed? It came out of nowhere. They were stunned and then played along and the woman said well he actually sleeps between us. LMAO!!!!!!!! Seacrest was on crack last night.

  • alana

    thanks carolina.

  • PINKY JP

    TO neil, nyc, krungkrung, sara jane, and defenders of ________:

    “I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death YOUR RIGHT to say it.”-Voltaire

    AND I’LL ADD….I’LL DEFEND TO THE DEATH MY RIGHT TO LOVE AND HONOR BRAD AND ANGELINA – THE LOVE AMBASSADORS without hating, cursing, namecalling anyone esp. the fans who also love JP’s….AND this does not mean that I take anyone’s crap either….IT’S CRAP AND IT REFLECTS ON THOSE WHO CRAP.

    “We can only truly love if we don’t have too much hate and anger in our hearts”!!! BELIEVE IN LOVE because LOVE CONQUERS ALL – naysayers, haters, ignoramuses – ALL!

  • JJb

    More pictures at jjb

  • http://justjared Felinelilly

    Angelina looks bigger than I thought she would. She did a really good job of hiding it if she’s already this far along. I’m really happy for them.

    I kept flipping channels last night and I did catch Jon’s joke on the Oscars. I didn’t think it was very funny, but I knew they couldn’t go the whole show without mentioning her name. Loved the MAMS shot at the beginning though.

    And YEAHHH for Marion Cotillard winning the Oscar! :)

  • rita

    whats jjb

  • George who OT

    George Clooney never misses an opportunity to talk about Brad or Angelina. WT H was he even bothering to speak about them? He was the one nominated. he should have said it’s my night, I want to enjoy and bask in the glow while I can because Daniel Day Lews is gonna win. But no….he and him comments…he’s so jealous because he knows his girfirend is rented by the day.

  • irma

    That only shows that people who knew Ange has great respect towards her. I love his jokes but I didn’t watch Oscar last night just saw it here this morning. I like Jon too. Ange’s pregnancy is also the topic in our local news this afternoon but at the bottom of Brad & Ange’s picture it says “not confirmed”. I will check Extra this evening, I will check if they have something to say about Brad & Ange. I bought People Mag. today, They have picture of Brad & Pax on the side bar but inside the mag, they have more pictures & some good words about the family trip at Mammoth Mt.Got to go. I can’t wait for them to confirm her pregnancy. God bless the Jolie-Pitt’s.

  • carolina

    JJb @ 02/25/2008 at 12:59 pm
    ———————————–
    what is jjb?
    where are the pics?
    please tell me

  • ha ha

    Variety:

    Likely ratings low for Oscar
    Preliminaries forecast significant drop
    By RICK KISSELL
    Posted: Mon., Feb. 25, 2008, 9:35am PT

    All those predictions of ratings gloom and doom for the 80th annual Academy Awards came true Monday when preliminary Nielsen estimates show this year’s kudocast coming in 20% below last year’s.

    Demographic data and total-viewer estimates won’t be issued by Nielsen until this afternoon, but Sunday’s telecast on ABC settled for a 21.9 household rating/33 share in the 56 metered-markets monitored by Nielsen — down sharply from last year’s 27.7/42, which translated into more than 40 million viewers.

    The 21.9 rating is also considerably below the 25.5 rating earned by the 2003 Academy Awards telecast, which set the low-water mark for viewership when it averaged just over 33 million viewers. It would seem to be a long shot for this year’s show to come in above the 2003 figure, even with population increases.

    After starting sluggishly with a 20.1 rating in the opening half-hour, the Oscars peaked with a 22.7 rating in the 10 o’clock half-hour on Sunday.

    The top five highest-rated markets were New York (30.6 rating/44 share), Chicago (29.1/43), San Francisco (27.2/47), West Palm (26.1/39) and Los Angeles (25.6/41). A year ago, New York generated a 35.3 rating, and Los Angeles a 32.0.

    A batch of movies with grim themes, combined with an awards season that lacked momentum thanks to the writers strike, were among the factors leading to this year’s ratings tumble.

  • lol

    Variety:

    Likely ratings low for Oscar
    Preliminaries forecast significant drop
    By RICK KISSELL
    Posted: Mon., Feb. 25, 2008, 9:35am PT

    All those predictions of ratings gloom and doom for the 80th annual Academy Awards came true Monday when preliminary Nielsen estimates show this year’s kudocast coming in 20% below last year’s.

    Demographic data and total-viewer estimates won’t be issued by Nielsen until this afternoon, but Sunday’s telecast on ABC settled for a 21.9 household rating/33 share in the 56 metered-markets monitored by Nielsen — down sharply from last year’s 27.7/42, which translated into more than 40 million viewers.

    The 21.9 rating is also considerably below the 25.5 rating earned by the 2003 Academy Awards telecast, which set the low-water mark for viewership when it averaged just over 33 million viewers. It would seem to be a long shot for this year’s show to come in above the 2003 figure, even with population increases.

    After starting sluggishly with a 20.1 rating in the opening half-hour, the Oscars peaked with a 22.7 rating in the 10 o’clock half-hour on Sunday.

    The top five highest-rated markets were New York (30.6 rating/44 share), Chicago (29.1/43), San Francisco (27.2/47), West Palm (26.1/39) and Los Angeles (25.6/41). A year ago, New York generated a 35.3 rating, and Los Angeles a 32.0.

    A batch of movies with grim themes, combined with an awards season that lacked momentum thanks to the writers strike, were among the factors leading to this year’s ratings tumble.

  • Up-dated

    rita @ 02/25/2008 at 12:23 pm

    If it will be boy,he will be more like Angie.you better know that boys usually look like mother more than their father.

    and from what I have seen in pics and from comparing these pics to her first pregnancy’s pics,it seems she is going to have another girl.another way is by comparing her belly to Nicole R’s and Xina’s belly.you can easily understand that her belly is more look like a NR.but for everyone it makes difference but who knows maybe she is carring twin.

  • marina

    Rita I think that they just want to have children via adopting them or bearing them (sp?). I imagine Angie and Brad agreed in continuing adopting, and maybe just one “bio-child” was enough for them. Thy do not need to prove anything. What has proven true, is that the pressure over little Shilo (paps and media attention) is too much. She is the one “missing”, she is the one most sought, she is the one that bad people are wishing bad things to, she is the one people kae up stories from , more than the other kids. I think that is fair that they have another baby not for her to “relate to” in looks, but also to release pressure, so she is not “the only bio child”. I like that they did not take long to get pregnant.
    I think thatthey are doing the right thing. They must be parents now, what’s the point of waiting?

  • BAMPZS#1

    #301 You’re an idiot.
    Everybody love Angie here.
    Youre in wrong place.

  • marina

    sorry: kae must be “make up”

  • troy

    JJ!is it confirmed that she is pregnant,in every single channel I saw they told Pitt’s rep hasn’t confirmed it.If she doesn’t have any problem to show it in public,I wonder why doesn’t their rep confirm it.

    I will wait until they confirm it themselves.until then I won’t believe it.

  • troy here is your comfirmation
  • sorry huh?

    marina @ 02/25/2008 at 1:22 pm

    huh?from where you got the feeling that they just want one bio child? :roll:

    Angie after brad never talk about what kind of baby she wants and when she talks she told she will have both while they were in Prague,almost one year ago.so how do you know she didn’t want more bio kid?

  • tabitha

    They dont have to confim it with words if they don’t want to. If some people have trouble with this it is their problem and they are not fans.

  • lol

    # 338 troy @ 02/25/2008 at 1:28 pm JJ!is it confirmed that she is pregnant,in every single channel I saw they told Pitt’s rep hasn’t confirmed it.If she doesn’t have any problem to show it in public,I wonder why doesn’t their rep confirm it.

    I will wait until they confirm it themselves.until then I won’t believe it.
    ======================

    You’re right to wait for a confirmation from Brad’s rep. Angie’s big stomach is just due to a 4pound burger and a 2liter diet Coke. LOL

  • lol

    I like it that they don’t find the need to confirm their pregnancy to anybody or any news/tabloid outlet.

    I like how they show it in their own way. That is the best so far. And as a fan I don’t need any confirmation ACTION SPEAK LOUDER THEN VOICE

    They don’t own the public, fan, non fan, troll, fake concern anything about their private lives. Enough

    I wish them the best and God protection from all the evil people.

  • http://justjared Felinelilly

    What’s it gonna take for comfirmation?? The Spirit Awards WERE their comfirmation! Angie didn’t swallow a watermelon.

  • angie is pregnant

    no need to confirm the obvious.

  • ñññ

    # 341 tabitha @ 02/25/2008 at 1:33 pm They dont have to confim it with words if they don’t want to. If some people have trouble with this it is their problem and they are not fans.
    _______________
    I´m a fan but in some way I don´t understand the not confirm news.
    somebody “confirm” the news in people magazine
    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20180064,00.html
    who is the “close source”?

  • well…

    OMG! @ 02/25/2008 at 9:26 am sean Penn is dating Petra Nemcova
    http://www.people.com/people/package/article/0,,20168763_20180169,00.html


    Where is the outrage?. I know there divorce is not entirely finished. That is what jen hens used to whine about all the time. SO WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE?????????????????????????????? . Penn is not offically divorce based on jen hens time table. So I know their moral compass is up. Could it be it only matter because of BRAD?

  • LOVEFORFOUR

    Some people won’t believe she’s pregnant until they see the baby’s crown coming out of her butt. Congrats to the happy couple.

    To Fans:
    If you have the MAMS X-rated dvd, look at the deleted scenes section and look for the scene where they are wearing matching jackets( there are 2 of them), and walking towards a car and she decides to go to a seperate car and he’s wondering why she did’nt get in the car. In that scene Brad says, “Get in the car” , the look on his face shows that if he did not love her then, he must of had a serious crush. I have watched this scene many times, and its funny to me. I don’t think he acted on his feelings until he was divorced. His face shows he was completely sprung then. I love that deleted scene. To me it was real feelings that came through an acting scene. Beautiful. Hotness overload. In that scene he calls her a dumbass and she calls him a p****. funny. watch the expression after that exchange. How that man showed restraint is beyond me.

  • nyc

    PINKY JP @ 02/25/2008 at 11:27 am
    THE FACT IS…very relevant is ANGELINA that the OSCAR night will not be complete without a mention of her name and the coming of another Jolie-Pitt.
    —————————————
    YES i agree. That’s one way of how Jon showed his huge crush on Angelina. Am sure he was disappointed that Angie was not there.
    Nice posts PINKY.

  • marina

    @sorry huh?

    I said “maybe”

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