Top Stories

Jon Stewart Jokes About Angelina Jolie

Jon Stewart Jokes About Angelina Jolie

During one of his monologues, host Jon Stewart poked fun of pregnant Angelina Jolie.

He said, “Earlier, I mentioned there were two very famous quite pregnant actresses here tonight. Actually, I was incorrect. I’ve become aware that there’s a third. Jessica Alba is pregnant, Cate Blanchett is pregnant and Nicole Kidman is pregnant.” (Nic wasn’t in her seat, so they flashed a still image of her. She was there was on the merlot carpet, though.)

Continuing his joke, Jon gave out an imaginary Oscar: “The baby goes to…. (drumroll) Angelina Jolie. On my god, Angelina Jolie. I’m just stunned. It goes to Angelina Jolie. That’s terrific. Obviously Angelina couldn’t be with us tonight–it’s tough to get 17 babysitters on Oscars night. I’ll accept this baby on her behalf.”

Watch the video of Jon Stewart joking about Angelina Jolie here.

Like Just Jared on Facebook

JJ Links Around The Web

Wenn
  • The Walking Dead's Emily Kinney is joining Masters of Sex - US Weekly
  • Bobby Brown's family is not allowed to visit Bobbi Kristina anymore - TMZ
  • Who are the top 20 contestants on So You Think You Can Dance - Gossip Cop
  • Watch a new music video for Shaun the Sheep Movie! - Just Jared Jr
  • Kelly Rutherford took her kids shopping after their happy reunion - Radar
  • Jack White is releasing a new album - Huffington Post
  • Ava DuVernay is not directing The Black Panther - Lainey Gossip
  • Dustin Hoffman is not happy with cinema - The Hollywood Reporter
A Member of Townsquare Entertainment News | Advertise here