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Michael Musto as Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe

Michael Musto as Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe

Village Voice columnist Michael Musto pays homage to the infamous Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe photographs.

Says Musto, “The slinky Lindsay said she did 250 crunches the night before her shoot. Well, I did 250 Nestlé Crunches.”

Well done!

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Photos: Howard Huang/Village Voice, Bert Stern/NY Mag
Posted to: Lindsay Lohan, Marilyn Monroe

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    HOW FUNNY!!!!

  • foochi

    lmao looks just like her! down to the stomach and all! XD

  • LOL

    LOL who’s gonna do this next? Perez?

  • emilie

    he actually looks better than her

  • lu

    gwen, scarlett, anyone but lohan! she is soooooooooo

  • bubbaness


  • desireé

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! :D :D :D

  • Marta

    cute :P

  • Arab.Aquarius
  • sofie

    Michael makes a better Marilyn than that bimbo!

  • TheTabloidsChic
  • lisa

    no, i’d rather not view the rest of the pictures

  • JadeVR

    I thought it was Renee Z in some weird way!! Now I feel bad…

  • angel hair

    i’ve seen michael musto around east village at least 3 times.
    i love this!!

  • angel hair

    and whoever did his make up did a great job!

  • meridethx3

    thats hilariousss

  • Scooby Doo

    Hysterical! Michael Musto is a NUT!!!

  • Mary

    LOL this is so funny. I think Micael Musto wore it better.

  • boo bear

    EEEW to both!

  • lol

    I’m SO bored of Blohan anyways…hasn’t made a good film since Mean Girls & in Hollywood that’s a LOOOONG time.
    This guy does look better than her, and certainly more interesting – which wouldn’t be difficult. She’s about as ‘talented’ and ‘attractive’ nowadays as Kate Bonesworth, just with tits and a belly. :(

  • hello


  • msguidedmama

    She looks kinda dead in that picture.

    He looks hot! LOL :D

  • really

    His face looks better than hers for a Marilyn Monroe pic. hehe

  • oakling

    That is perfect and genius! And it makes me want nestle crunches….

  • heather

    Michael, you are one hot nestle crunch!

  • Bre

    He looks like Renee Zelleweger when she was doing the Bridget Jones’ Diaries… but hairy and more gay

  • sandie

    He looks more into it than La Lohan.

  • [☆F a m o u s☆]

    womp womp.

    you have to be a real lame to find this funny.

  • remember da truth

    Count me real lame, then, Famous, because he did a GREAT job and it’s hilarious!

  • montana mike

    she thinks she’s a sex symbol-they have the same hips, the same stomach, the same arms, and his face looks better than hers. sorry linds, but you lost this one–how sad

  • asl;df

    haha the sad part may be that his body looks a lot like hers.
    that cant be good, sorry LiLo =]

  • sheryl

    Please, make these Lindsey pics stop!!!

  • the_original_nika

    HAHAHA hilarious




  • Amy


    he looks better than she does!

  • Casey

    How funny…. Musto actually looks better than Ms. Lohan!

  • 007

    lol disturbing but then Lindsay Lohan’s is terrible as well. At least this one is funny!

  • Ann

    He looks better than L does.

  • yuck

    Honestly…… she looks terrible and he looks disgusting….

  • mimi


  • Young

    And he still looks better and younger than Lindsay!

  • pwincesspink


  • palvasha

    heheheh now we have lookalikes lol

  • Ana

    looooool!!! XD


    so cool