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Reese Witherspoon is a Monster -- No, an Alien!

Reese Witherspoon is a Monster -- No, an Alien!

Reese Witherspoon will lend her voice talents to DreamWorks Animation’s latest film Monsters vs. Aliens, according to Variety.

The top-earning actress in Hollywood will join Hugh Laurie, Will Arnett, Seth Rogen, Rainn Wilson, Stephen Colbert, Kiefer Sutherland and Paul Rudd in DWA’s first film produced in Ultimate 3-D technology.

Here’s what Variety had to say about the plot: “Story, which reinvents the classic ’50s monster movie as a modern-day action comedy, centers on California girl Susan Murphy (Witherspoon), who is unexpectedly clobbered by a meteor full of outer space gunk and mysteriously grows to 50 feet tall. She is captured and held in a secret government compound. The world learns that the military has been quietly rounding up other monsters over the years, including the brilliant but insect-headed Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D. (Laurie) and the macho half-ape, half-fish the Missing Link (Arnett).”

Monsters vs. Aliens won’t be released for at least another year — March 27, 2009!

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  • TJ

    Hugh Laurie too!

  • me

    4th! (5th?) lol i love her!

  • zoe

    2009….that seems like ages away, kind of scary actually! the movie i’m looking most forward to in 2009 is shopaholic! anyways, reese’s a great actress.

  • howdy


  • [☆F a m o u s☆]

    wasn’t it hilarious how bad her performance was in penelope. lol

    over paid!!

  • Ali

    she’s a chin…

  • Amy

    je’adore Reese.

  • ekfkdlsl

    she is special.she recently joined a fashion show hold by celeb site MarryM illionaire DOtCom

  • twittypoo

    Christ girl, do Something about that chin. Can’t you get it sawed off? Or filed down? It looks like the front of some well hung guy’s underwear.

  • http://emctwelve Nope

    Ewww that chin! She’d be so pretty if it wasn’t for the Jay Leno protruding thing.

  • Sue

    She should lend her face to this as well. She is an alien!!!! Ugly bitch

  • ted

    Here people is the explanation for her chin: she bit off and tried to swallow Jake’s balls but they stayed in her mouth,in the front part of it. LOL

  • wtf

    Uh, #13 wtf?!?!

  • nick

    I happened to see her on TV in Pleasantville. There her face is fuller, fatter, and her chin less pronounced. I think what has happened is that as she has gotten older, in order to keep her figure and youthful appearance she has dieted and her face has gotten thiner and this makes her chin look more pointy. It’s the problem of an aging woman trying to stay thin and young into her 30s. Some women who try to stay very thin when they are in their fifties get faces like a witch they are so thin.

  • Jim

    Her mouth is too big for her face, too. She is all teeth, like the better to eat you with.

  • Jim

    Monsters and Aliens……….another sure bomb of a movie. Reesy my girl you need to go back to making movies that make money…not these weird arty-farty things that ruin your reputation.

  • ned

    Looks like botox to me.

  • ned

    Looks like botox to me.

  • Trine

    she is ugly, the most stupid woman I’ve ever seen …

  • shut the f*#k up!

    Wow how can she be the most stupidest woman you’ve ever seen you dumb a$$ h@E! Let me tell you- you sound stupid!
    Your going to die soon! Add that to your agenda! sleep with the bible close by you may need it while GOD decides the best way to make you pay! whores!

    And i bet you look like monkey sex!lol
    And to #7 your a dike!

  • popeye

    What the H*** is that big swell underneath her mouth ?