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"Yo Spencer!" Advice Column Launches

Reality TV’s most reviled star Spencer Pratt has launched his weekly advice column with Radar Magazine. Here’s what the problem and advice The Hills star gave:

YO SPENCER! I just started dating this guy who I really like. The other night, we went out and got hammered. I ended up passing out in his bed. When I woke up, I discovered that I had wet the bed. I was so embarrassed that I left while he was still asleep. If I call him, do I have to apologize or can I pretend it never happened? Or do I have to wait for him to call me? Wow! This is a situation you do not want to find yourself in. I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she’s pissing in bed. It’s time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy. Regardless, if the guy’s really, really, really cool, he might understand. But I wouldn’t count on it. Best bet is to be honest and tell him that was the drunkest you’ve ever been and that it was a huge mistake and it’ll never happen again. And make sure you buy him new sheets.

Every Tuesday, Spencer will be back with more wit and wisdom at RadarOnline.com.

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41 Responses to “"Yo Spencer!" Advice Column Launches”

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  1. 1
    yvette Says:

    hahahaha..thats some great advice

  2. 2
    Molly Says:

    I don’t think that Sister Mary approves of the living situation between Spencer and Heidi before marriage. Read what else she has to say on http://www.celebrityprayerlist.com

  3. 3
    taiss Says:

    thirst

    aah ashley i love you, zashley fan. haha³

    zanessa is marketing

  4. 4
    the shiznack Says:

    i hate this douchefag

    c’mon look at that pic, u know u wanna u just wanna go POW! right in the kisser

    this bender and horseface heidi need to go away for good – strap them both to a rocket and fire them off into space

  5. 5
    .... Says:

    lol. his ‘advice’ cracked me up.

  6. 6
    Alyn Says:

    Yo Spencer,

    I’m a tool who is dating a plastic surgery freak who happens to be on a popular MTV reality show. Oh and did I say that she thinks she is a pop star and is making the worst music known to man? The problem is she won’t marry me. Do you think she is just using me to become famous?

    SP

  7. 7
    [☆F a m o u s☆] Says:

    jared, that’s it! pick a time and place, you and i gotta throw-down. i cant take this fake reality ish anymore. i’m finna go ape-shiit on your ass! lol

  8. 8
    Spencer's Shirt Says:

    Just love the crosses on the shirt! As for the advice, the guy might have thought he wet the bed himself!

  9. 9
    innominedei Says:

    did he even answer the question??!!

  10. 10
    Meridethx3 Says:

    wow……
    whaddadoucheeee

  11. 11
    Sam Says:

    Wow, Spencer. You have proved to be even more of an idiot than I thought you were. Who would even write into his advice column?

  12. 12
    HollyGolightly Says:

    oh sweet mother…

  13. 13
    dalia Says:

    who said it was a girl that asked the question??? hahaha!

  14. 14
    Whaaat Says:

    Aw. I love Spencer. :)

  15. 15
    Katie Says:

    Ok, first off, how DARE he judge someone he is giving advice to. Just cause they got drunk does not mean they are an alcoholic. Ok, if he knew the person and they did this regularly, I would understand. But this is an ADVICE COLUMN! Not a place to judge those who are asking for his help by pretty much saying they’re an alcoholic without knowing them!
    WHO HIRED HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE?! >=[
    *rant over*

  16. 16
    Jenn Says:

    He is probably the LAST person I’d take advice from. Go figure out your own damn life first and stablize it!

  17. 17
    DeeJay Says:

    Who in their right mind would want advice from Spencer????

  18. 18
    trer Says:

    he does not need to be giving advice

  19. 19
    Nicole m Says:

    :rolls eyes: Oh yeah, that’s great advice.

  20. 20
    YoYo Says:

    #5 you crack me up!!! I couldn’t have said it better myself.

  21. 21
    jasmine Says:

    I think it’s sad that people buy into this hills crap it’s a character he plays I dont why everyone hates on Heidi it’s a scripted show it’s called acting we don’t know who they are

  22. 22
    pebbles Says:

    great advice..:S

    he was practically insulting her. what an *******.

    maybe he should sign up for AA (******** Anonymous)!!!

    hate his guts!!! and that girl was stupid for even considering writing to him.

  23. 23
    ? Says:

    It kind of makes me wonder….what does Spencer do for a living? I mean seriously what’s his “real job” if he has one ??

  24. 24
    krissy Says:

    #24 – spencer doesnt have a job. he is a bum. no offence to people that are homeless…. spencer lives off “daddys” money.

  25. 25
    D Says:

    Oh Spencer. You really should sign up for FTHA…FAMEWHORE TALENTLESS HACK ATTENTION-SEEKERS.

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