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"Yo Spencer!" Advice Column Launches

Reality TV’s most reviled star Spencer Pratt has launched his weekly advice column with Radar Magazine. Here’s what the problem and advice The Hills star gave:

YO SPENCER! I just started dating this guy who I really like. The other night, we went out and got hammered. I ended up passing out in his bed. When I woke up, I discovered that I had wet the bed. I was so embarrassed that I left while he was still asleep. If I call him, do I have to apologize or can I pretend it never happened? Or do I have to wait for him to call me? Wow! This is a situation you do not want to find yourself in. I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she’s pissing in bed. It’s time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy. Regardless, if the guy’s really, really, really cool, he might understand. But I wouldn’t count on it. Best bet is to be honest and tell him that was the drunkest you’ve ever been and that it was a huge mistake and it’ll never happen again. And make sure you buy him new sheets.

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  • yvette

    hahahaha..thats some great advice

  • Molly

    I don’t think that Sister Mary approves of the living situation between Spencer and Heidi before marriage. Read what else she has to say on

  • taiss


    aah ashley i love you, zashley fan. haha³

    zanessa is marketing

  • the shiznack

    i hate this douchefag

    c’mon look at that pic, u know u wanna u just wanna go POW! right in the kisser

    this bender and horseface heidi need to go away for good – strap them both to a rocket and fire them off into space

  • ….

    lol. his ‘advice’ cracked me up.

  • Alyn

    Yo Spencer,

    I’m a tool who is dating a plastic surgery freak who happens to be on a popular MTV reality show. Oh and did I say that she thinks she is a pop star and is making the worst music known to man? The problem is she won’t marry me. Do you think she is just using me to become famous?


  • [☆F a m o u s☆]

    jared, that’s it! pick a time and place, you and i gotta throw-down. i cant take this fake reality ish anymore. i’m finna go ape-shiit on your ass! lol

  • Spencer’s Shirt

    Just love the crosses on the shirt! As for the advice, the guy might have thought he wet the bed himself!

  • innominedei

    did he even answer the question??!!

  • Meridethx3


  • Sam

    Wow, Spencer. You have proved to be even more of an idiot than I thought you were. Who would even write into his advice column?

  • HollyGolightly

    oh sweet mother…

  • dalia

    who said it was a girl that asked the question??? hahaha!

  • Whaaat

    Aw. I love Spencer. :)

  • Katie

    Ok, first off, how DARE he judge someone he is giving advice to. Just cause they got drunk does not mean they are an alcoholic. Ok, if he knew the person and they did this regularly, I would understand. But this is an ADVICE COLUMN! Not a place to judge those who are asking for his help by pretty much saying they’re an alcoholic without knowing them!
    *rant over*

  • Jenn

    He is probably the LAST person I’d take advice from. Go figure out your own damn life first and stablize it!

  • DeeJay

    Who in their right mind would want advice from Spencer????

  • trer

    he does not need to be giving advice

  • Nicole m

    :rolls eyes: Oh yeah, that’s great advice.

  • YoYo

    #5 you crack me up!!! I couldn’t have said it better myself.

  • jasmine

    I think it’s sad that people buy into this hills crap it’s a character he plays I dont why everyone hates on Heidi it’s a scripted show it’s called acting we don’t know who they are

  • pebbles

    great advice..:S

    he was practically insulting her. what an asshole.

    maybe he should sign up for AA (Assholes Anonymous)!!!

    hate his guts!!! and that girl was stupid for even considering writing to him.

  • ?

    It kind of makes me wonder….what does Spencer do for a living? I mean seriously what’s his “real job” if he has one ??

  • krissy

    #24 – spencer doesnt have a job. he is a bum. no offence to people that are homeless…. spencer lives off “daddys” money.

  • D

    Oh Spencer. You really should sign up for FTHA…FAMEWHORE TALENTLESS HACK ATTENTION-SEEKERS.

  • Marieme

    Jared, just give it up. We know this douche has kissed your butt sparkly clean to make nice with you and USE you for PR, but we don’t give a damn about this turd. Nobody cares about this loser! I do love that he will undoubtedly read this post because as we all know he lays around like a pale turd while his plastic robot of a g/f brings home the bread. LOSER!

  • Marieme

    ^By the way I didn’t use any unnecessary bad language. I wrote “urd” with a “t” in front.

  • Nathalie

    Tête à claques…

  • renee

    Who the hell is this guy, all i know is hes fkn ugly!

  • MovieMadness

    Funny Advice! Girls getting wasted is not sexy. Please be classy ladies. Anyone who disagrees with that advice must be a drunk themselves. Also please stop hating people, b/c what goes around comes around…

  • citmyway

    That’s actually really good advise!!! he was being very honest and I think he gets a bad wrap (I for one am not a fan) but I often wonder if it’s just the way the editors want to make him look. You know they can make a person look anyway they want!!

  • Mrs Miller

    #16 Katie, you said exactly what I was thinking

  • Byanca

    um how is spencer going to give advice to people when his life is horrible….

    he has no friends, a talentless girlfriend, and he is butt ugly

  • Athinker

    most reviled?

    To me he is just playing a part. he hasn’t done anything to me personally and I know there is editing. I don’t watch the show but why hate a “character”.

  • Bj

    spencer i hate u and ur gurl cas noafence but u should not of done what u did to lauren it was a stupid move on ur behalf and this whole advice thing u shont be starting u still have probs that u need to slove so hadle that befor u come to this it was such a stupid move i dont understand why ur doin this u cant even give good advice!!!!!!!!!!

  • Bj

    oo and to heidi (dont care how to spell that)…guys should go live in ur own world do u guys not get how many ppl dis like u or what!!!!

  • Bj

    oo and to heidi (dont care how to spell that)…guys should go live in ur own world do u guys not get how many ppl dis like u or what!!!!

  • Bj

    oo and heidi i just hate u how could u be wit someone lik him i dont now if u guys now or not but get the memo cas everyone pretty much hates u

  • http://Buzznet Zoyla

    What an ass!!!! He’s so horrible, why waist time on such jerk!!! Please interview someone else, anyone I don’t care. In fact even a dog’s opinion is better than his.

  • Bj


  • Tanisha

    I just read your message about Lauren Conrad. Wow, you really are a douche bag. Your trying to say that LC talks about you and your wannabe pop start silicone fake barbie girlfriend, but yet all I ever hear is you talking trash about her. And to go that far into detail talking about her private area, that proves that you have zero class. You obviously just talk bad about her to draw fame and attention to you and Heidi. You dont see Lauren trash talking you and Heidi, she has every right to be mad for the rumors you made up about her, what did you expect, her to be happy about it? You are a pathetic waste of sperm. I would rather not be famous, but be known by my close friends for being a good person, than being famous for being an asshole. How could someone sink so low? Don’ t you realize that everyone is just going to dislike you even more when they hear the way you talk about Lauren? She could go off talking about you and Heidi, but she chooses to take the high road and act like a descent human being who has morals. I used to like Heidi, but you have changed her into a totally different person, and rubbed off on her way too much.She is like your pathetic little robot now. I can’t believe she would stay with someone who would talk that way to her family and friends. You are one of those physcotic controlling assholes who finds a girl and isolates them from everyone else in their life, you don’t care about Heidi your just using her for fame. I heard you actually tried to get with LC in the beginning, but she doesn’t like ugly douche bags, then you went for Audrina who wasn’t going for it either, then on to the ugliest girl on the show as a last resort, Heidi. One of these days, Heidi will dump you, then no girl will ever want to date you and you’ll wish you never acted this way. It’s not just the way you treat Lauren and Heidi’s family, you even treat your own family like this. Get off your high horse and learn how to treat people like human beings. It’s funny that you would call Lauren spoiled, and say that she has no fashion sense. She looks way better that Heidi (that’s why she’s the star of the show) Heidi looks anorexic and desperatley needs a cheeseburger. and Lauren works for a living, while your the one living off mommy and daddy’s money. GET A JOB AND GROW UP SPENCER!

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