OlderJessica Simpson Shaves Like a Man
To the left: Jessica Simpson shaving off her “beard” on the May 2008 cover of Esquire Magazine. (It’s the mag’s 75th anniversary.)
To the right: The 1964 Esquire cover that inspired it, featuring Italian actress Virna Lisi. Lisi is now 70-years-old.
Fun fact: Simpson and Lisi were both 27 at the time of their respective cover shoots.
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weird!
not a good look.
Why??????? Is this a fantasy of papa Joe’s?
Is this real?
Is so I think it’s a really cool shot!
She really needs to go away.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh okay?
this is a sad attempt
she is trying to salvage an already dead career
OH *** OFF JESSICA YOU STEEEEPUID GIRL
IM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING THIS ISSUE. UGH. get someone who people actually like on the cover!
So is she finally acknowledging that she is a man??
Very unflattering picture of her. Very manly!!!!
Go away Jessica!!
I don’t understand dis cover!
Messica Simpson IS a man. I thought Esquire was better than this!
Terrible picture. Oy.
i think its cool
plie jared give us some eva longoria news
Is she trying to say she was John Mayer’s beard and she’s shaving it off???? Perez did french kiss him!!!!!!!
She is originally a MAN!
Fantastica Virna Lisi! :D
WHY….WHY……WOULD ANYONE AGREE TO DO THIS?? JESS SIMPS IS DEPERATE AT THIS POINT………ALL ELSE HAS FAILED….THIS TOO……..SHE IS TRYING TO COPY LINDSAY LOHAN DOING MARILYN…..THAT WAS GOOD …..THIS JESSICA IS NOT….
The other woman looked like a sexy 60′s woman shaving, a radical avant garde artsy idea back then.
Jessica Simpson looks like a drag queen getting a last minute shave before going onstage.
The art director & photographer should’ve had her re-create the exact pose…Jessica’s version is not flattering. It would have made more sense and worked better for her. This cover is not good.
In the original pic Virna’s eyes are full of mischief and you know she is just fooling around. In the copycat pic,Jessica’s eyes are dead,her expressions, well expressionless and it looks like she is just doing her daily thing,without interest,just a repetion of of what she did yesterday and the day before and the day before.Like,she rolled out of bed from last night’s secret tranny party and now ready to have a clean shave and head to the office .
This is ,in my opinion, the worst thing she has done so far to her ‘Career’(what is it remind me again)
That’s because Jessica Simpson IS a man.
Well it is interesting & has created quite a stir!! LOL Dare to be different & not be the norm has its downfalls.
I actually think it’s a hoot. She knows all the comments about looking like a man from some but guess what thsi is right back at you. She giving it to you & laughing at you!!
All these other womne follow & copycat each other I say give her credit for shakin in up. Good or bad!!! lol
GO Jessica!!! Believe it this woman is not one dimensional as many claim she is.
Jessica looks awful
Virna Lisi looks great
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