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Madonna's Hard Candy is Just Dandy

Madonna's Hard Candy is Just Dandy

Madonna catches a departing flight to New York from London’s Heathrow airport on Sunday.

The Material Mom toted around a Louis Vuitton shoulder bag and held hands with her 11-year-old daughter, Lourdes.

Madonna is expected to make a guest appearance on NBC morning show, The Today Show, on Friday, April 25. Her new album, Hard Candy, will be released the following Tuesday, April 29!!

It was announced earlier today that Madge has scored her thirteenth British number one single with “Four Minutes (To Save The World).”

For Entertainment Weekly‘s early review of Hard Candy, visit They gave the album a B+ and calls it a “crowd-pleaser of a CD.”

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# 1

oh my god, please lourdes, you have a full-on unibrow. fuckingg shave it.

# 2

Why does that kid still have ONE eyebrow??? Seriously, she is old enough to get it fixed. Madonna must really me a ********* to let her daughter be made fun of forever walking around like Bert from Sesame Street!!

# 3

oh my gosh please shave that dang unibrow, it’s hideous.

# 4
smallville @ 04/20/2008 at 2:50 pm


# 5

OMG Madonna! Do something about your daughter’s eyebrow FFS!

# 6

Lourdes is so freaking ugly with that unibrow of hers! Come on, Maddona, please shave that hairy caterpillar off!

# 7

Since when does the word M-A-S-O-C-H-I-S-T get blocked out on this site? Jeez Jared, lighten up a bit.

# 8

blah blah blah. i cant stand looking at that unibrow any longer.

# 9

forget the unibrow, what about her mustache?! Poor girl, you know she gets teased about it.

haha i know that mustache too! her whole face is just one big hairy bomb. thats unfortunate.

ohhh wow. uni uni uni uni uni uni moley moley moley moley moley brow.

and why does maddona’s kid look like she’s from india? i thought madge was from detriot–yes? so why the heck does her kid look like a hairy indian?

la la lalalalal

just me... @ 04/20/2008 at 2:57 pm

I realy hate Madonna!!!

There’s no more insane and vulgar like she is!!!

At 50 years…She must be ashamed of herself!!!

i hate her daughter !

paramorejunkie @ 04/20/2008 at 3:00 pm

wow maddona’s daughter needs to get her eye brows fixed

how come madonna’s daughter has a unibrow and a mustache? could she secretly be a man?

Wow, you all are so freakin’ harsh on an 11 year old. Most likely, rather than being teased, she is envied for having such a famous and successful mom. And Lourdes is a beauty once you look past the excess hair. But c’mon, who wants to start plucking or waxing at age 11?

Ew the girl is UGLY!! shave the mustache off!!

theres alot of stupid girls who respond on this site. Stupid Girls.

BETSY SMITH @ 04/20/2008 at 3:29 pm


this is ****** UGLY

who’s that guy very last picture… he acts like he is Star with a mouth open…
Madonna is sooooooo HOT.. can hardly wait to see her at Dupai… yep. right.. my private party…
Loudes is so sexy.. look at the most of Miss Universe, they all look like her… of course, got to shave that hair…
either way, love eyes, full lips….
Just love them!!!

barron797 @ 04/20/2008 at 3:44 pm

madonna is a mean mom. i’m sure lourdes wants to get rid of her unibrow and mustache but her mom won’t let her…until she’s a certain age….maybe when she will let her wear makeup.

madonna, you’re getting too old to act like you’re 25. you’re embarassing. you’re almost 50 for crying out loud. not only that, you have to leverage off of JT’s fame to sell records. pathetic.

i can see she’s a pretty girl beneath all those facial hair… do something!!

I really don’t mean to be harsh but….Lourdes please wax your moustache and eyebrows.C’mon she’s 11 years old, I think she’s old enough to start waxing.
But she is really lucky. Lourdes has a superstar mom that makes awesome music! :D

who cares if she’s old enough or not, if Madonna is waiting till she’s like 13, 14 like high school age it’s gonna be like a full mustache above her eyes.

OMG!! Does that little girl of 11 years old wear DIAMONDS??? And BIG ones???

Omfg her daughter needs a waxing job ASAP!
Wow i feel bad for her! She must get made fun of A LOT at school!
Seriously wax the dang thing!!!!!!!

omg when she was baby have mustache too


madge should at least take care of the space between the brows for that kid.

The girl has pretty eyes though. Unfortunately, the uni-brow just has to go. Well not unless she’s trying to make a new fashion statement.

Lourdes is a beautiful girl in need of some grooming. If she’s old enough for LV handbags, she’s old enough to have a little waxing done at the salon.

She’s not ugly, but the mustache and unibrow have to go!!

ummm her daughter has a unibrowwwww

This site is full of bítchy school tweens who think they know what is perfect and think everyone must look perfect. Grow up. Jared wash them with your hose pipe!

Alexandria @ 04/20/2008 at 4:23 pm

Would electrolysis get rid of it permanently? What a pain to have to keep shaving it for years. I guess this sort of thing is not a priority to an 11 year old girl. It’s not a case of Madonna not letting her do it. If Lourdes wanted it done, it would be. Soon enough she’ll want to get rid of it but she’s not even a teenager yet.

Come on you guys.. She is a little girl. She is far too young to have any waxing done at the stage. This is what is wrong with society today.. Little girls don’t get to be little girls anymore. They have so much preasure put upon them to look the correct way. now and it’s all wrong. Who cares if Lourdes has a monobrow or facial hair.. as long as she is well looked after and is a happy kid that’s the main thing.Having facial hair at the age doesn’t make you a bad person or weird. Its normal. Iam so sure when she is at an age where she can have it taken off she will… Don’t be so cruel..

All i want to know is why Maddona never wears her wedding ring????
I have been a big Maddona fan since the begining. Her music back in the eighties was awsome. This doesn’t mean to say that i agree with everything she does.. especially Kabalah. Oh and i share her birthday

her daughter would be so gorgeous…
if she had two eyesbrows.

case closed @ 04/20/2008 at 4:35 pm

waxing and shaving will only make the hair grow back thicker,
maybe Madonna is waiting until she thinks her daughter is
ready for electrolysis treatment to permanently remove the hair,
due to Lourdes heritage i image she has quite a problem.wts
she is a beautiful girl

I agree. The girl’s beautiful, but that unibrow of hers destroys it =) She looks like a very sweet girl, though. Considering I’m her age, I want to hang out w/ her.

trust me in a few years time you’ll all be saying the complete opposite, her daughter is gorgeous. I reckon she’ll model when she’s older.
And do what she has a unibrow shes only 11 losers.

I think her daughter is just lovely and at her age the last thing she should be concerned about is how she looks. There are so many more important things to worry about.

ok Lourdes is 11 and has a uni-brow…gross….she really needs to shave that thing…and she needs to shave her upper lip!…other that that i would say shes a very pretty girl

Shame on Madonna for subjecting her child to this sort of public scrutiny. Imagine how cruel children her own age are from the comments made here. Eleven is old enough to take care of that for her. Is Madonna afraid her daughter will be more attractive? I can’t understand a mother that isn’t in touch with that age and the pressures that come with it. I am sure she can afford electrolysis and take care of that problem for her daughter. The cruel comments she probably gets can cut deep to a child that age.Too bad Madonna isn’t in touch with it for the sake of her child.

lourdes is so pretty but look 2 her eyebrows reallllyyyy disgusting shave itt!!(K) luv ya lourds. im not goiingg to tell him ! babee u know what i meann! lov ya!(K)(K)

lourdes is so pretty but look 2 her eyebrows reallllyyyy disgusting shave itt!!(K) luv ya lourds. im not goiingg to tell him ! babee u know what i meann! lov ya!(K)(K)

I believe shaving is a part of hygiene. And there is nothing wrong of getting pampered and pretty once in a while. And yes, I agree to some of you, the girl is a beauty.

Just lose the unibrow! It’s a bit daunting :(

Two cents:
The girl is eleven years old and while I think she is too young for all the shaving and waxing and trying to look older…. it wouldn’t hurt to have her eyebrows plucked. Seriously, if she just had bushy eyebrows that would be one thing but the meeting in the middle thing is too much. I bet it has something to do with their religion, ever since Madonna got into the whole kabbala thing she has gone “natural”…meaning she looks like sh*t. Great body …but her hair and face and hands are…not.

they have so much money. but they don’t know how to take care of themselves. she needs to wax her eyebrows serisuly

they have so much money. but they don’t know how to take care of themselves. she needs to wax her eyebrows serisuly

prima*donna @ 04/20/2008 at 5:47 pm

i loooove lourdes!! :) she´s beautiful, seriously.. are you people blind?! ¬¬

if she just waxed the center she would be BEAUTIFUL!!!
WTF Madge???
wax that baby shes had a stylist since she was like 7 why not a waxer???

What is wrong with the world today seriously? Calling a little girl ugly?! This is why girls in society grow up to be self conscious about their image, because of judgemental people like the posters here! She’s freaking 11 years old! Who cares if she has a freaking unibrow! She’s a child, leave her alone!

Zanessaroxursox @ 04/20/2008 at 6:02 pm

u’d think if ur mom was MADONNA u could get ur eyebrows waxed apparently not.

leave the little girl alone.
she is to young to be shaving anyways.
its really none of your concern how she looks.
perhaps she doesn’t care how she looks.
stop hating on her.
hate makes you ugly you know.
too late.

I don’t know. I can definitely deal with the uni-brow and the little ‘stache MUUUUUCH better than I can stand Ali Lohan getting collagen in her lips at age 14. Lourdes is still a little kid, and she looks like it. The Lohan girls look like retired strippers!!! I’m sure Lourdes will change her look when she is old enough to care. Until then, I’m just happy she’s not hidden under piles of eyeliner and sleazy clothes.

One good thing about the facial hair: she has gorgeous long eyelashes. People pay a LOT of money for eye-lashes like hers, and she comes by them naturally. It’s easier to tweeze your brows than to glue on lashes.

Most of these posters are stupid little girls in early teens. That is why they are so horrified by a girl’s facial hair. Soceity had told them that to be pretty you have to go through such pain (waxing, tweezing etc.) that they have come to beleive that beauty is in hairless faces…. so pathetic. This reminds me of ancient Chinese women whose feet were bound so that they would remain small because the beauty standard was small feet.

Lourdes, that mustache is unbecoming!

People she is only 11 years old, give her a break!!!!!

[☆F a m o u s☆] @ 04/20/2008 at 6:39 pm

lmao @ all these facial-hair comments.

omg she has a unibrow she shouldget it waxed or sumthin..

lourdes is GORGEOUS

just wait till she’s older and more concerned about her looks and constantly preening. She’s obviously going to be a knock-out, gracing magazine covers, getting modeling offers. it’s just the talent part that remains to be seen.


IM sorry to say but those eyebrows are out of control! her mustache makes her look like a boy! Lourdes must get made fun of @ school! If she went to my school they would give her a hard time about her hairy face. I would say she’s very ugly and only gets attention because of her mother who also is very ugly! LOURDES LOOKS LIKE FRAN FROM DODGEBALL THE MOVIE! LOL.


so madonna takes her to get her eyebrows plucked or waxed or whatever, but she leaves on the thick unibrow hahaha

She could be an attractive girl if Madonna would let Lourdes get rid of her facial hair.

If my mother was Madonna, I wouldn’t be seen with her. She’s vulgar and she’s pure trash.

omg unibrow.
she should be worried her monster of a daughter with be mistake for sasquatch with that eyeBROW

What is up with all these comments about Madonna’s daughter? You hate her? For what reason? The girl’s only 11 years old, for goodness sakes. And, the eyebrows? Again, she’s only 11. Let her have her own look and not have to worry about what everyone else thinks. Some of you guys are just disgusting in the comments you make about celebrities’ children.

It’s a shame the bad commentaries about Lourdes eyebrows!

It’s insane! She’s only a young girl. Come on! If she appears with her eyebrows done these days, everybody will say Madonna is trying to make her child a woman.

So, you’re malicious and pathetic, no matter what Madonna does you’ll make bad commentaries.

You know, there is this fabulous invention called tweezers, try it some day.

loli, cute photo.

I love that they look so close and happy. What a good mom she is – and a very grown up girl. She’s going to be much taller than Madonna. Bravo for M and her lovely family. She is a wonder!

what is wrong with all you people??
shes what–11?? shes still a baby, too young for waxing. what is wrong with society today? even little girls have to conform to the “standards” that weve helped create.
she is a child.. i dont know about you all, but she is too young, i dont understand why u are all being so harsh towards her,,,
just b/c her mom is maddona im sure that doesnt mean her mom is going to let her grow up before her time liek the way other celeb moms “pimp” out their children. kids should stay kids, why rush them into growing upp??
i cant believe how rude u all are- shes a kid… and taht the way god made her and shes a beautiful CHILDDD nothign wrong with that.. and im sure when shes older or old enough shes wax her eyebrows and wow you all,,
im sure all of u are nto perfect… and look at u all talking bad abouta c child?
shes suchaa cute girl and shes going to be gorgeous when shes older, unlike the rest of you


Somebody…..give that girl some wax pleaseeee!


I’m not that miffed by her unibrow. At some point she will hack it off herself. When I found a tweezers at some point I over tweezed my poor brows and had sores on the skin for weeks, sometimes months. I think Madonna could gently tell her that when she is ready she will gladly take her to have them done. No biggie. What scares me more is the fact that she has had to see her mother in leotards showing her coochie while she prances around like she’s 20 not 50. And that her mother is clearly obsessed with the gym and her body and still has the selfish need to tour and make records. instead of spending as much time as possible with her 3 children and her husband.. That stuff is worse on the kid than having a unibrow. She has years of therapy ahead of her no doubt.

OMG! At 11, I was having my mom pluck my freakin unibrow I got from my dad. It’s not like they can’t afford for someone to come to their house and wax the poor child. I mean, if your Madonna’s daughter, chances are you aren’t a prude………

that child needs to do something about her one eyebrow and her mustache…her moms madonna…why would madonna let her kid look like that??

i think she is beautiful she is just going through puberty and she will be more beautiful when she hits 15 or so, mark my words. she doesnt need to do anything to her face if she doesnt want to you all can spend your life in the bathroom shaving to make yourself feel “pretty” but dont force your superficiality on others.

eddie jones @ 04/21/2008 at 4:34 am

nice brow and mustache, just like her mother

protect little children (girls @ 04/21/2008 at 8:28 am

are here paedophiles posting, or are you all realy so immature, to want a little child of 11 year to look sexy????

this way o thinking is just an invitiation to sexual abuse, rape or murder of small girls by perverse paedophiles

that one, who said on first page, that he finds the 11 year old child sexy should be arrested, as he for sure is molesting children in his surroundings

and to all stupid teenies, who want the child at 11 to be made sexy, dont forget, one day you will also have children, or your little sisters or other relative small girls could get abused, when they are made sexy looking – child is a NO GO, child is NOT SEXUAL OBJECT, but i guess, you must first find out, how bad it is to be abused as even adult to understand, why children are to be protected from evil abusers

madonna does a great job in protecting lourdes from sick molester phantasies and not allowing to sexualize her little girl

Christ on a bike @ 04/21/2008 at 9:10 am

Someone please wax that little Yeti. She’s scaring the **** out of me.

remember da truth @ 04/21/2008 at 9:39 am

Oh jeez, blah blah UNIBROW blah blah, wax, shave, blah stache blah, ugly, blah. Same old s* it — you all really need to get original thoughts.

I see me can’t write ONE SENTENCE without using “like” three times, yet she’s concerned over the hair on a child.

You sickos are disturbing, looking so closely at what an 11-year-old looks like and wanting her to get sexy and be attractive for your own satisfaction.

Does anyone notice how happy that kid is, not hating on her mother (projection of your own problems, again, people?) and how close mother and daughter are, and how much fun Lourdes always seems to be having? Grounded, happy, intelligent, educated — she’s WAAYYY ahead of you losers! And, yes, she’s beautiful, too, and anyone with a bit of sense can see that she will be a knockout, and probably an asset to the world, too.

she’s pretty and dosent need any wax, but just because her mama is a knockout and popqueen what so ever dosent mean she have to be too, so take it easy..

OK-WAX the unibrow and WAX the stach! Geez Madonna-get with it! She’s a pretty girl, but WTF??

OK-WAX the unibrow and WAX the stach! Geez Madonna-get with it! She’s a pretty girl, but WTF??

YUM! ~ Roflmao! “Bert!”, lol!!!! :oP I was coming here to post about her unibrow (she’s begging to be made fun of) but your comment can’t be beat. Love it! lol.

poopaloopa @ 04/21/2008 at 11:25 am

my gosh, she’s not ugly, it’s just that ******* eyebrow! please madonna, save your daughter!!!

Well take a look at Madge… She doesn’t clean-up unless it’s time to perform. (She also comes from a long line of women with moustashes!) There is more than just hygiene, but grooming, and that might take too much high-maintenance effort on Madonna’s part, to show her daughter what to do. (No one was ever there for Madonna in that way, when she was young! I’ve known a few smelly adult males who were obviously never taught how to clean their butts when they were little…) Plus, is it the business of the nanny? But when you’re a public figure, it would seem reasonable to take your kid to a spa and have that hair waxed off. On the other hand… Maybe Madonna really IS mean? Perhaps she wants to toughen-up her kid by exposing her to the public in this way… As it might just be a matter of time before her kid will feel the same kinds of backlash Madonna, herself, likes to provoke. So much then, for Madonna and her “consciousness”.

XholdXmeXcloceX @ 04/21/2008 at 11:58 am

daymn girl for the blinding of the rest of uss out here please waxx it 1 eyebrow aint all!

but to have the courage to go out like tht i praise u!

She wear diamonds… but she has a big moustache… Oh my god, it’s terrible!

Your insulting references to a kid are a clear reflection of your soul and your upbringing.

Problem in the USA will not be solved with beauty and celebrity prejudice. She is not you and will never be.

Poverty, trailer park and lack of education are the clear main contributing factors in postings here. I am sure Lourdes will look even better than the rest of you gals.

Get a job, Wendy’s is hiring!

PLEASE! i do not think people are pedophiles for stating that Lourdes has a hairy face! Give me a break! Their just stating in their opinion that this girl has a lot of hair on her face and its not attractive. I think she’s not very pretty either. It’s just an opinion!

whatttsgoingonn @ 04/21/2008 at 5:43 pm

yeah not to be mean, but honestly madonnas daughter needs her eyebrows waxed or something. come on she has enough money!

shes so cute one thing she dose not look 11


She did have her eyebrows plucked at one time and it looked horrible.

gross….both of them…cousin it and her nasty climber momma.

God Madge, get that kid to a person that zaps hair!!! Poor kid has one eyebrow and a furry upper lip. Take some time and help the kid out!!!

It’s a little hair, get over it people. You all need something more important to do if all you can think of is picking on an 11 year old girl with a little facial hair.

PLEASE wax that girl’s upper lip and eyebrows. U would think the daughter of Madonna wouldn’t go round looking like that.

Hi, I`m a huge fan of Madonna….. I like Lourdes. She looks like she is nice and well behaved!!!!!!!! You people (most of you) are soooooo mean!!!!! She is only 11…. Leave her alone!!!!!! She is just a kid (yes, Madonna`s kid, but still a kid…) This comments are mean….. Imagen her reading this…. I love how she dresses!!!!!!….. She will grow up…. She will see what she likes and what she doesn`t like about herself!!!!!!! I think it`s great to be natural when you are 11…..

I don`t want to be mean but **** YOU ALL……… You all are just jelous…. I bet you all wanna be in her place!!!!!!!

Love ya Madonna and Lourdes…..

xoxo kiss

I think Lourdes is beautiful!!! Just like her mom, heart shape and full lipps!!! And for the people saying she has a mustache, she doesn’t is just the shadow from her large and plumped lips!!! Her eye brows are natural and beautiful. I’m so happy to see that she can be herself and not get influenced by media to change herself for others… She looks pretty happy to me and very confident with her thick hair brow.
Just let her be people!

Stop being so childish will you?
I can’t believe so called adults can be so meanminded.

Leave the girl alone.

ash can suck my ****

smell ya later

@kenza: I hate that stupid lourdes too she’s
so UGLY!! OMG she needs to go get dat unibrow fixed cuz she looks like a F****ING monkey. That stupid hairy B**** I hate that she’s gonna b famous cause of her jerk mom. That sleezy thing looks like she just
came out of the crazy house.

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