OlderAniston & Mayer are Poolside People
Here are the high-quality pictures of bikini-clad Jennifer Aniston and shirtless hunk John Mayer canoodling over the weekend in Miami, Florida.
Jen, 39, and John, 30, shared a poolside bed at the Mandarin Oriental’s private beach club on April 24.
“They were very close to one another,” a witness tells In Touch. “They were cozy. It was obvious they have something for each other.”
“John was the one more into the moment,” adds the witness. “He was paying more attention to her than she was to him.”
DO YOU THINK Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer make a good couple?
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MAYERIED Jen, John, in Touch (Photo: In Touch Weekly)
New couple/publicity stunt alert: Sad singleton Jennifer Aniston gets hot and heavy with singer/songwriter and Us “Cad of the Year” John Mayer in Miami!
Jen, 39, and John, 30 (ooh, sexy age difference!), met on a fix-up by mutual buddy Sheryl Crow (Star, In Touch), or began an Internet flirtation after meeting six months ago (Us), or met about a year earlier through business associates (Life & Style). All the mags agree Jen invited John down to the sunshine state and suggested they get together when she heard he was going to be in town for something else. That or John asked Jen if he could come visit. The two spent an intense four days together, enjoying 400 meals at the city’s hottest eateries, rubbing suntan lotion on each other’s toned bodies poolside at her hotel, and shopping at the local Publix. It must be serious; no one has ever seen these two buy groceries, ever.
The Bauer sister sibs—Life & Style and In Touch—somehow both manage to run the same “World Exclusive” set of photos of the couple lounging around the Mandarin Oriental’s pool and playing with their coffee cups at the hotel’s Café Sambal restaurant. Meanwhile, the other glossies are forced to Photoshop together various shots of bikini-clad Jen and John (minus a few tattoos) from separate beach stock. Everyone scores tons of eyewitnesses/waiters/pool boys to talk about how cutesy the couple was—”She giggled; they looked like they were on a date!” And In Touch splashes across the cover that they get John to “talk about his sexy weekend with Jennifer Aniston;” Translation, when the mag’s reporter bombarded song boy at LaGuardia Airport on Monday, he brushed her away and said, “My weekend was good.”
Despite all this, no one thinks that the couple can go the distance. John’s buddy tells Us, “He’s a real ladies man. It won’t last.” And John does have a pattern of bad behavior. Life & Style points out that he once joked in a stand-up act that sex with his ex Jennifer “Love My Curves” Hewitt was somehow akin to food poisoning. While a “friend” of John’s other ex, Jessica Simpson, laments to OK! that John was all into Jess, and then just dropped her: “He got bored and stopped returning her calls.”
But the most damning piece of evidence comes in the form of a quote about Jen’s arch nemesis Angelina Jolie that John gave during a pot-infused 2006 Rolling Stone interview (We especially enjoy the way In Touch and Us paraphrase for the PG crowd). “Everyone thinks that Brad Pitt has it great because he’s with Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible. Because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blowjob, what do you tip your head back and think about to help you finish.” Now those are the words of a classy keeper, Jen.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/04/john-mayer-jennifer-aniston-couple.php
The high quality picture is here, woman basher look at it clearly and boil like a hot tea.
Miami heat is increasing , the two hot and sexy people are having having hot and sexy nights. take it woman basher.
I’m no expert, but from the pics, her body language is like, eww, get away. She doesn’t seem that into him. He seems too clingy. That would be my opinion, not to mention, he hangs on all the hollywood chicks, she seems too classy, why would she want sloppy 2nd, 3rds, 4ths, etc….
Interesting! Im so used to him with Simpson…its strange….but wish them all the best, IM SO happy for Jen!
THIS SCREAMS PUBLICITY!
A good couple? I wouldn’t say that, but if she wants to fool around a bit, nothing like a horny younger man for some fun and games. It might be good for week or two. He’s a rather notorious serial dater, so no, it won’t last.
So will the entertainment media dare to name this couple??????????
MA (MAyer) NISTON (aniston)
MANISTON
She. Is. So. Ugly.
If her fans were bummed out about Brad, what are they going to do with the man ***** John Mayer? He will chase anything in a skirt and seems very disinterested in having a meaningful relationship. I would think at 40, she would be looking for something a little more permanent.
John was the one more into the moment, he was paying more attention to her than she was to him
oooh, Jen is desirable or so they want us to think.
Anyone know What the rules are for peeing on your date? Do you do it after the 1st date or is it the 3rd?
It’s so funny, a few months ago US Weekly had a poll asking who will find love first between Jen and Jessica and now Jen is dating Jessica’s ex. I’m happy Jen is starting to know her place.
Greek Ho and Pee wee.
what a ***
STD
I think this whole scene is phony and John Mayer is behind it. I think he had the pics taken then leaked them to cover up the gay rumors. Sorry but I still think he is gay.
Seriuosly people need to let this go. She looks happy, so what is the big deal.
who cares, they are just two douchebags.
Bwahahahaha, Maniston. Good one.
To Bet
You deserve a medal for your support of Jen. You will do anything to defend her even wish babies dead, call toddlers evil names all for Jen and then you turn around and act like a victim. Which is worse, woman basher or baby and toddler basher?
Happy at the beacch
a man who have brain will know when he met a woman that worth to keep. Even though John is a player , he know how to keep a real woman. Or even they date for short time, he knows how to shut up for woman who worth be respected.
FAUXmance
good for her!! i hope he is giving her some good loving..i luv his voice
I’m so sick of this fugly bitttch. Fade away already.
John Mayer is gay! He is so ugly! That tattoo looks like a giant birth defect. It is disgusting just like him!!!
bet go take a bath at least brush your teeth,you are stinken up the thread.
Skeptic
some time you make me laugh a lot . woman basher and worthless woman. You will give any reason to just to fullfil your habit of woman bashing. Ha ha ha ha ha
Woman basher will creat anything to bash this woman.
health
Woman basher
How is smelling Armpit old sagging stinky ass on the wall paper.
He looks and act like a girl. His music is sappy and pathetic. He is *****!
It seems Mayer is way more desperate in these pictures. He is just trying to hard It’s as if he knows a camera is there and trying to make it look good. This cat is a super douch bag.
KathY 22:Me to i get sick of her kootchie hanging out of bikini everyweek with her trying to get attention ,do it good John ,we are sick of her ass.
He looks and acts like a girl. His music is sappy and pathetic. He is *****!
hahaha ew she’s so desperate and disgusting.
I have to go now
woman basher , i will back for you again to give a hard time to woman bashers.
YOU BASH ANGIE AND BRAD, POT MEET KETTLE.
bet, I hope you can still smile when John writes on his blog about how he pees on Jen. Ok, come back then and tell us how happy you are for jen. :lol:
please go bathe you stink.
John Mayer needs to come out of the closet. He is a ***!!
DOES SHE DO ANYTHING BUT SUNBATHE?
He is so gay!
That tattoo is nasty – just like him! He has a huge ugly head!
He is an ugly homosexual!
I think he is gay and using Jen to fix his image.
He is GAY, GAY, GAY!!!
OMG that tattoo is soooooo ugly now his arm matches his face. This dude just use women he a jerk.
Bet
Bwahahahahahahahahaha even though he’s a player, john knows how to keep a woman.
Does that even make sense to you? Bet you’ve lost it. He knows how to keep them alrght, be peeing on them. That’s how dogs mark their things.
yuck, yuck, yuck. He is so ugly.
nasty !
why are you people turning it around and saying he is the one using her for PR purpose? She is the queen of public manipulation!! Both are guilty!! He needs her to deflect the fact he is in the closet. He got called out for kissing gayboy Perez Hilton!! Why you think he goes through so many girls. Having no respect for them whatsoever!! You don’t show the one you have love and respect for by peeing on them ok!!
You all know he is a peeboy that is why NOBODY here is denying it!!
Huvane doesn’t really have any choice. Have to pimp out this fake ass relationship. Hook her up with a young guy to make her look so irresistible. PUKES!! Well its expected. It’s not like she have any real talent. No movies in Cannes like real A-listers. A-listers get to model for Chanel like Nicole Kidman. Lancome like Kate Winslet. C-lister gets to lay around in dirty ponds selling SmartWater!! what a JOKE!!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE UUU JEN
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I guess they make a good couple, but she could do better.
Jennifer really looks good. They both seem content with each other.
Good for them!
BEST. COUPLE. EVER.
I hope they’re together forever and ever.
I think they look great together. John and Jen are both intelligent people so maybe they have great conversation and great ………………………….
Sure he’s too ugly for her, but I don’t think she is all about looks. Besides, most of the good guys are married and unlike others, she’s not into married men.
Just another roll in the sack for Jen. One man after another. A string of men. How many men has it been in the last three years for this woman?
Tracy @ 04/30/2008 at 7:09 pm
BEST. COUPLE. EVER.
I hope they’re together forever and ever.
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You guys say that about every man she gets with, and there have been many in the last 3 years. You will say the same thing about the next man she gets with..hahahahahahahahaha
Tracy @ 04/30/2008 at 7:09 pm
BEST. COUPLE. EVER.
I hope they’re together forever and ever.
You do know that John Mayer just made out with Perez?
hannah @ 04/30/2008 at 7:06 pm I guess they make a good couple, but she could do better.
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No, that’s a myth !
She could’nt do better, she bever have with the exception of Pitt !!!
Have you seen all the guys she dated ? Whit the exception of Pitt, there were all average at best, physically and innerly !
She can’t do better because she is right there at her real place. She was out of her league with Pitt. Though not butt ugly she is not beautiful in the standard way.
She is an old bimbo with no charisma, no intellect (her conversation must be dull and boring), no interesting persona to deal with and she doesn’t have many fields of interests, let alone some traditional ones that she can share with a man….I mean she doesn’t even like to go on a picnic or a romantic diner on the beach (as told by Tate Donovan). How can she possibly attract some interesting man when she is so dull and …uninteresting ? How can she even get some interest in a good man average intellect and job with a tiny brain like hers as well as an obvious sense of self importance and egoism ?
Let’s get honest, she could never be with a brilliant man, intellectually speaking. No banker, no doctor, no A list producer, writer ect….
This gal has no clue of what commitment is or how to build a mature, productive relationship which requires having some interest to the other, sharing some affinities…not just looking at one’s mirror, focusing only on herself for herself !
I am so glad they are hooking up as they seem to be really meant for each other. Maybe John cand lend his green thong to Jen and Jen should really let John borrow her cootsie bikini. Hallelujah! Peace at last, Peace at last to all the Jen fans. Hope they will be together FOREVER!
I hope Mayer uses her, actually does cheat on her (unlike Brad, who DID NOT cheat, but was honest with her about his feelings for both her and Angie) and then trashes her on his blog so you Loonifers will finally get off Brad’s jock about how he * look out for sarcasm ahead* “did Jen wrong”.
Puh-leeeeze! Jen has had a long string of men both before and after Brad, yet Loonifers only wants to talk about how this or that new man of hers is sooooo much better than Brad. Yuck! What about skeezy vince Vaughn. He actually did cheat on her with some sorority tramp, and Jen made out publicly with him while she was still technically married to Brad. What about any of that? Nooooo, it is always about how Brad and Angie conceived Shiloh while he was technically still married to Jen…forget that he had not lived with Jen for well over a year and wanted out of the marriage even longer than that.
Mayer, do what thou wilt to Jen. Hope the Golden Girl likes her Golden Shower. Blog on, John, Blog on! Can’t wait to read all about it.
BEYOCTH!!! ONE NIGHT STAND WOMAN, SHE JUST NEED A **** ; SHE’S BEEN AROUND TOO MANY MEN SINCE HER DIVORCE. SHE’S THE SLU+T ONE. MAYER USED TO DATE MODELS AND MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, THIS IS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF HIS GAME. HE KNOWS THIS WOMAN NEEDS TO GET SOME. THIS WILL LAST MAX FOR 3- 6 MOS ONLY. FEEL SO SORRY FOR HER VAJAYJAY. BESIDES WHO CAN BE SERIOUS WITH HER NEW BOTOX FACE., I LOVE HER MONEY THOUGH.
Jen, John, Pee, and Water
The most brilliant ideas are often the most simple. Perhaps that it’s never been suggested before. Now that it’s “happening” though, it totally makes sense:
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer!
The two shared an intimate lunch and dinner in Miami the other day, talking quietly and ending the evening at 1am when John was observed putting his arm around her and also holding her hand.
Their pairing is nothing short of perfect.
He with the cheese ass lyrics about bodies and wonderlands, sold as the sensitive cerebral musician and she the girl who shouts at an ocean of pitiful tears, a woman who can keep a straight face while pimping SmartWater to an audience of minivan moms who instead of gagging actually murmer yes, yes collectively when reading the following tagline from her new ad:
“I love the reflection of water… But what I drink is a reflection of me.”
Only Jennifer Aniston could sell that kind of Rossum.
And now she’s supposedly dating John Mayer.
Supposedly.
Is your smutty sense tingling? Do you smell Stephen Huvane?
Jen’s hardworking publicist appears to be at it again. First indication? People.com was the first to break the story. Given that the magazine’s favourite spot is up Aniston’s ass, a story like this had to be sanctioned. And who better to link her with than a man with a fervent female fanbase who five minutes ago was embroiled in a same sex kissing scandal with none other than gay blogger Perez Hilton?
And what of Jennifer’s last romantic entanglement? Remember the grip from Vancouver Brian Bouma? Just last week my sources tell me he was still telling friends that they were still together. Problem is… a relationship with a nobody doesn’t make headlines.
So are Jen and John legit? Or is it simply the same smoke and mirror Hollywood media play that has characterised the golden girl’s career?
Am hoping it’s for real. Because we’re all familiar with John’s peeing proclivities. And the visual of him spraying Rachel Green has now become the happy place that I go to during the last leg of a very long run.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Jennifer_Aniston_spotted_on_date_with_John_Mayer_in_Miami.aspx
Sunbathing again? Doesn’t she ever do anything else? Seems like she could have been a bit more original with her staged photo-op. Maybe a bike ride, a walk in the park, shopping, even?
No wonder Brad said he just couldn’t sit on the couch anymore. How boring this woman must be!
lulu @ 04/30/2008 at 3:49 am CLINIQUA @ 04/30/2008 at 12:27 am
LOL. , ITAWU.The romance between X and pee boy was more of a PR strategy. both badly needed it . Pee boy away from the gay rumor and X to stay relevant in the tabloids till her movie come out this year . May be all those parading of coochie, butt, aging boob does not work afterall, Huvaniston have to pull this one out. but how I hope this Golden shower coupling is true, just the picture of pee boy peeing at the top of whinny X make my day.
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agree with both of you. When Orlando would not play the game they went with another curly head young guy. Regardless if true or not the fact that she would be associated with a guy who said he like to pee on his woman just screams how desparate she is.
Mayer + Aniston = MANISTON
Please! Not one more time the word “*****” to qualify jennifer aniston! rrrrh
I’m so glad for her if she find a man like john mayer. Happiness, it is the less that i could wish for her.
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Hell to the no she don’t never do nothing else but sunbathe, lynette! This is a woman who would barely get up off her pimply butt to go and see her husband in Italy while he was shooting Troy, and when she finally did, she dragged along a friggin’ treadmill! What? You are in a beautiful country, would going for an actual walk be out of the question? No, this loser is gonna stay holed up in a hotel and walk a treadmill and make her husband fall over it and hurt his foot. She a boring loser, for real.
I used to kinda like Jennifer Aniston, but now I think maybe she isn’t who I thought she was. This is just gross. And are those urine rumors about him really true? I never heard that before.
ROTFLMAO at all her idiot fans who keep going on about her doing much better than JM…If she could do better she would have, her last f*ck buddy was a grip from her direct to dvd movie, before that the producer guy who spent a few nights at her house. Do better my a**
Oh how the mighty have fallen, LOL! From Golden Couple to Golden Shower couple! Too funny!
Jen will chuck it to anything with a pulse these days. Mayer just barely qualifies.
Get some more sun Jen, the skin cancer isn’t quite done yet.
disgust @ 04/30/2008 at 7:27 pm hannah @ 04/30/2008 at 7:06 pm I guess they make a good couple, but she could do better.
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No, that’s a myth !
She could’nt do better, she bever have with the exception of Pitt !!!
Have you seen all the guys she dated ? Whit the exception of Pitt, there were all average at best, physically and innerly !
She can’t do better because she is right there at her real place. She was out of her league with Pitt. Though not butt ugly she is not beautiful in the standard way.
She is an old bimbo with no charisma, no intellect (her conversation must be dull and boring), no interesting persona to deal with and she doesn’t have many fields of interests, let alone some traditional ones that she can share with a man….I mean she doesn’t even like to go on a picnic or a romantic diner on the beach (as told by Tate Donovan). How can she possibly attract some interesting man when she is so dull and …uninteresting ? How can she even get some interest in a good man average intellect and job with a tiny brain like hers as well as an obvious sense of self importance and egoism ?
Let’s get honest, she could never be with a brilliant man, intellectually speaking. No banker, no doctor, no A list producer, writer ect….
This gal has no clue of what commitment is or how to build a mature, productive relationship which requires having some interest to the other, sharing some affinities…not just looking at one’s mirror, focusing only on herself for herself !
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Sooooooooooo True !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too right, SexyMF. No decent man in Hollywood will touch Maniston. She’s considered poison, and they all know the living hell she held Brad in for years. She can’t attract anybody on the A or even B list. Forget it Fanistons, she’s circling the drain.
The pictures are so stage. another work of Huvaniston. mediawhxre!
But I hope it’s true and hope it last for at least 1 year. the image of Mr. Pee boy peeing at whinny bitxh Maniston make my day !!!
The Golden Shower couple ! I luv it.
OK, I’m dying to know.. how did this John Mayer peeing rumor start??? I know nothing about him so I’m curious what you all are talking about.
Now everybody knows why Brad dumped this biitch.
Lainey
this woman sound perfect Armpit fan/ Ho or Hooker who salivate over his stinky Ass of her wall paper
She sound like a woman basher , who does not have no respect for herself . And also, a jealous woman.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Fakest ‘couple’ ever.
Answer to the question…NO, but she looks better with him than she did with Brad Pitt. I never understood that union. It was a total mismatch.
hah, she’s gettin’ JESS’ sloppy 2nds??? how low can you go!
I was kind of hoping she’d hook up with John Maine. Now, that would be an awesome pair. She does not look like she is all that into him in these photos. I think she will be the one who will break it off first.
oh no…….. John why are you such an attention *****???
ew thats fuuuucking grosssss. they deserve each other.
whatever @ 04/30/2008 at 8:42 pm OK, I’m dying to know.. how did this John Mayer peeing rumor start??? I know nothing about him so I’m curious what you all are talking about.
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He writes in his blog all the nasty things he likes to do to his partner and that he is actually doing…he is a nasty freak
DO YOU THINK Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer make a good couple?
Nu uh, just average on my Couplemometer!
He could do better. ;)
Jen is NOT a homewrecker, NOT a heroine addict, NOT a media manipulator and NOT a adopt-a-tot for attention h/o, and you HATE her for being a DECENT and classy person. You have no morals! She is FINE!
GROSS!!! this totally is a downgrade for jen!!! she definately isn’t an A-lister anymore. at least brad moved on to someone classy and that has clout! John mayer is a teeny bopper!!! he dated jessica simpson for pete’s sake!!!!
GROSS!!! this totally is a downgrade for jen!!! she definately isn’t an A-lister anymore. at least brad moved on to someone classy and that has clout! John mayer is a teeny bopper!!! he dated jessica simpson for pete’s sake!!!!
btw- does jen do anything else besides lounge by the pool? no wonder brad got sick of her!
DO YOU THINK Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer make a good couple?
NO!!!
# 85 Love em
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Jen is the REAL HOMEWRECKER.
Her lust for fame, money and a movie career caused the downfall of her marriage. She married Brad, and ruined her marriage by her not cutting those “illegal” habits.
As to Jen being a media manipulator, go read post # 61
Um @ 04/30/2008 at 7:16 pm
Tracy @ 04/30/2008 at 7:09 pm
BEST. COUPLE. EVER.
I hope they’re together forever and ever.
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You do know that John Mayer just made out with Perez?
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Um, yeah. They’re both pathetic, homely, and desperate. Hence, the perfect couple. I’m hoping they stay together and save the rest of the world from their nasty stank.
Sarcasm. Learn to scan for it.
Jennifer Anniston is such a great person that she probably is just friends with this Myer guy, but this leech of a guy is just looking for ways to get more media and is using Jennifer Anniston.
I remember how Jake Gyllenhaal just adore Jennifer Anniston.
You guys can’t stand it that Jennifer Anniston is such a great person, and she is thriving, looking nice in her 38 years than any of younger actresses. And richer too!!!!.
Love em @ 04/30/2008 at 9:15 pm
Save your energy for when JohnM writes all about Jen in his blog, he always describes his sex life in GREAT DETAIL. Your anger is misplaced.
This thread is about Jen and John and no one else. All you did in trying to change the subject was to show how upset you are with Jen.
A classy person does not date John Mayer who kissed Perez Hilton while he was being fondled by Jessica Simpson. Jen ain’t classy and her mask is now off.
A classy person admits her mistakes, grows up and matures, and finds love and happiness and family with a great man.
He date Jess simpson
down grade from what? from stinky As s Armpit and cheater As s Armpit. I do not think So. It is up grade from cheater. Utleast this guy a gentel man who break up with one woman before he start relationship with another one.
take it woman bashers.
alicia @ 04/30/2008 at 9:29 pm
Get real. JakeG is a nice sweet guy who loves a nice sweet woman, Reese, who happens to be a mom of two.
JakeG never was involved with Jen, she is not his type. JakeG loves kids and Jen does not.
There is nothing to be jealous of here. JohnM will blog all about everything he and Jen do as he always does. Jen is desperate for PR and she is getting it. Be happy for her. JohnM is her kind of man.
sad truth @ 04/30/2008 at 9:14 pm
The Jennifer Aniston Dating Game: Fun Like ‘Go Fish’ Or Depressing And Endless Like ‘Monopoly’?
Is she proving single women can date around and just have fun without worrying about that whole “settling down” thing? Or is this a PR-conceived strategy to make sure the public knows she’s still a very wanted woman, and far from the teary mess Vanity Fair memorably cast her as just after her divorce? Lastly, should we just put a ban on any and all Jennifer Aniston Is Dating So-And-So stories in the future?
more
http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/04/the_jennifer_aniston_dating_game_fun_like_go_fish_or_depressing_and_endless_like_monopoly-2.html
You are funny bet. I’m glad you as well as everyone on this blog are able to voice their opinion. This is a lot of fun. Problem for you is, I know who you are. When anyone ignores the facts and say’s the same thing over and over again, It doesn’t take very long to make some calls and find out who you really are. Here is my challenge. I’m going to tell you my real name. It’s William. I would like it if you would tell me and everybody on this blog yours.
bet @ 04/30/2008 at 9:33 pm
Stop crying. Save your tears for when JohnM describes his and Jen’s sexual acts and positions to the whole world in his blog.
Then you will really be upset.
ghost
what different will make if i tell you my name. Are you one of Armpit stinky Ass fan or are you respectful woman who does not bash woman?
If you are Armpit stinky Ass fan , i will not tell you my name . I feel like, they are one hell of Hook er and Ho ‘s who will do anything to harrase any woman who support Jen. As result i will not tell you my name ha ha ha .
ghost
I did not know men comes to this blog to check out gossip.
bet get prepared
My opnion , i do not think John will do this to jen. Even he did that , it is his lost not hers.
Utleast you are adimiting that they were having hot and heavy sexy weekend . the funny thing is you are the one who is crying because she is dating not me Ha ha ha ha. Woman basher take it.
I’m not a fan bet. However I do have them. (hint). Please play with us on this blog bet, It’s going to be fun. Isn’t that why we are here? Please tell me your real name. Lets make a deal. I have already given you my first real name, If you tell us what your first name is I will tell you my last name.
In that picture he looks so gay.
ghost
My name is Jennifer Aniston Ha ha ha ha. that what you except probably ha ha ha . that is some of woman basher think of me ha ha ah . If you think i am from hollywood you wrong. Hint i live far far away from hollyood live in VA.
To Alicia , your buddy idol Maniston is 39 will be pushin 40 in less than a year . not 38 !
To #85 Love em , Maniston are know all over th HW had a habit of taking coke in getting slim, that’s one of the reason of her not having a baby and her ex husband can’t stand that habit aside from her chain smoking habit . John Mayer was probably the 6 th guy she slept within this 3 years. and you called her classy, NOPE! she is the biggest slxt in HW !
it is not appropriat , the whole public is upset , how dare jen will date someone when the two favorable couple media Ho are going to france. Thier going to france is big news. The news of two favorable couple media ho who is going to france is big news, this should not be taken away by jen dating john story. The public could not believe this happening to thier favort couple. that isbig shock. ha ha ha ha .
If I remember correctly Mayer was in a florida message parlor and made a requested to pee on the attendant or something like that I think.
Does the fact that John Mayer needs to get the story off kissing Perez Hilton and on to anything and Jen’s PR guys stunt with Orlando Bloom getting shot down by Bloom’s REAL girlfriend or the fact that all 3 of these losers are repped by CAA — known for manipulating client images and the press. It doesn’t help that Jen and Bloom have.her-career-faster-than-the-speed-o-light publicist. Nothing is going to help Anniston and Bloom because they seriously are not film-worthy actors, but Mayer has talent –as a guitarist and as a songwriter. — too bad he really wants to be known as a clown!
ITAWU that Jen needs something to keep her in the news until after Cannes, Angie’s movies open and the baby is here. Apparently, she is really too dim to realize she is making herself a laughingstock.
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
I’d say getting peed on and dating a guy who is into scatology MAJORLY trumps Angie and her blood vial AND kissing her brother. Sorry Loonifers, don’t ever, EVER bring up shiz that Angie did years ago when she was young and wild and have the nerve to try and compare it to what Miss Jen, a 40 year old grownass woman is doing right now.
Yes, it is true that John Mayer himself, in his very own blog wrote about enjoying peeing and pooping on women. Lainey and Perez both posted exerpts and wrote about it weeks ago.
This is worse than anything Angie ever thought about doing.
bet @ 04/30/2008 at 6:16 pm Happy at the beacch
a man who have brain will know when he met a woman that worth to keep. Even though John is a player , he know how to keep a real woman. Or even they date for short time, he knows how to shut up for woman who worth be respected.
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Says who? Just pray hard that he will not dumped her after he’s done w/ her I mean after he peed on her.
SHE LOOK AMAZING. I’M NOT A HGE FAN OF JOHN BUT HE SEEM LIKE A COOL LAID BACK GUY IF NOT AND THEIR JUST FIREND AND THE MEDIA IS JUST TWISTING THINGS UP THEN WHATEVER.. IF THEY ARE TOGETHER GOOD FOR THEM . AND FOR THE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT JEN AND ORLANDO. JEN HAS ALWAYS CONSIDERED HIM A FIREND AND NOTHING MORE. A WHILE BACK ORLANDO TOLD A BRITSH PAPER THAT SHE WAS HIS BEST FRIEND WHO HE HAD A CRUSH ON (OOOO HOW SCANDALIOUS) THEY ARE JUST FIRENDS, AND JUST LIKE WHEN HER AND ORLANDO WENT TO A FIRENDS WEDDING AND WERE PHOTOGRAPH TOGETHER ON THE BEACH THIS COULD BE SOMETHING LIKE THAT. EITHER THAY DON’T NEED PERMISSION FROM ANYONE IF THEY’RE TOGETHER SO BE IT IF NOT THEN THEY’RE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just saying
they are having hot and sexy nights . miami heat is increasing , those two were having having hot and sexy nights. woman basher take it.
Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase “getting dumped” huh? HAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAA!! OMG, this is so funny!! My friends and I are laughing our butts off right now about this!
I bet he is gonna wanna crap right on her face.
Oh yeah bet, it’s hot and steamy all right. I believe it’s called a Cleveland Steamer. And GOlden SHowers are always nice and hot.
Right. LMAO!!!!!!!!
Rub it in, Jen!
Pleeeeeease John don’t dump Assniston. She may not be so smart but she seems to be a nice person.
bet @ 04/30/2008 at 11:17 pm Just saying
they are having hot and sexy nights . miami heat is increasing , those two were having having hot and sexy nights. woman basher take it.
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Oh bet ,you and Assniston can have your pee wee for all I care. Nobody wants a pee pee man but you and your idol. Hot and sexy nights full of urine? Thnaks but no thanks.
I must have hit a nerve. Please post my comments.
FAKE, Mayer wants us to believe he’s not Gay. Hello Perez Hilton.
My other comments . the ones you won’t let through.
Why does Bet keep saying “woman basher take it” ?? Does bet think that is some insult to people who are laughing at Jen?
It’s sad that Jen’s fan(s) are represented by Bet. She must be so insecure by now, nobody but Bet and shouters or other illiterates speaking up for her.
ceci @ 04/30/2008 at 9:26 pm DO YOU THINK Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer make a good couple?
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A match made in Heaven! Perfect indeed.
Mamasita @ 04/30/2008 at 11:10 pm
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
I’d say getting peed on and dating a guy who is into scatology MAJORLY trumps Angie and her blood vial AND kissing her brother. Sorry Loonifers, don’t ever, EVER bring up shiz that Angie did years ago when she was young and wild and have the nerve to try and compare it to what Miss Jen, a 40 year old grownass woman is doing right now.
Yes, it is true that John Mayer himself, in his very own blog wrote about enjoying peeing and pooping on women. Lainey and Perez both posted exerpts and wrote about it weeks ago.
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What?! He pees and poops on his women. Fckin disgusting. I didn’t know Aniston was into that type of activity.
FACK OFF JENNIFER ANISTON!
remeber the truth
Bet is saying woman basher , beucase i think there woman in here who are Armpit fans/ who are Ho and Hook er who bash woman for no reason . That is why i call them woman basher.
Good night all fans of Armpit/ Ho and Hook er/ woman basher , i will see you in the next thread until then injoy watching John and Jen steamy sexy date in the picture ha ha ha ha.
Mayer can’t stand to be out of the media. Such a phony jerk. You can tell he set the picture up and put his arm up on top so it can be in the shot. Mayer is a stupid dumb a$$ with cr@ppy music like continuum no wonder he is using cheap media tricks. I don’t know who”s running this CAA but they need to be fired I for one am finish with Mayer he is embarrassment.
you people a pathetic you try so hard to hate on Jennifer you come here talk sh!t and say the same ole stupid crap because you don’t really have anything to say or have a reason to hate on her. She is a beautiful succeful woman who is just living her life and making her money WHILE YOU ARE SOME SAD PATHETIC LOSER WHO SIT ON A COMPUTER AND TALK ABOUT PEOPLE GET A LIFE FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S SHE IS HOT AND SO IS HE IF THEIR TOGETHER THEN GOOD FOR THEM IF NOT AND THEIR ARE JUST FREINDS THATS COOL TOO
oh my goodness your here too whats with you angelina jolie worshippers always coming here talking crap Get a life! and give the brad pitt comments a rest and as for you idol she doesn’t have a thing on jenifer that ugly sick looking thing wish she had a body like that .when you hear guys talk they say they wanna fcuk her you never here a guy say they wanna marry her or settle down with her and thats because she is a self proclaim lesbian wh*re only pitt was stupid enough to let her tRap him he has turn into her b!tch you brad pitt fans need to tell him to grow his balls back
P.S IF HE WAS SOOO HAPPY IN THE RELATIONSHIP HES IN HE WOULD NOT BE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE WILL ALWAYS LOVE JENNIFER IN INTERVIEWS. i DON’T EVER RECAL HEARING HIM TALK ABOUT HIS LOVE FOR ANGELINA. HE TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVE HIS KIDS AND HOW MUCH HE LOVE JEN
lol paul theres no need to respond to the haters if they’re together good for them if not and they’re friends thats that okay I think their just friends and they’re just hanging out I know how the media tries to twist up everything
Shes hot and hes lucky
Jennifer look amazing I love her and John Mayer is so talented I love his music maybe their just firends maybe not I can see hes kinda her type he’s a funy down to earth guy and shes kinda like that if this true GOOD for them
I AGREE THERES NO NEED TO RESPOND TO THE “HATERS”. HECK JENNIFER DOESN’T EVEN KNOW THEY EXIST. GOD IS GOING TO JUDGE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM FOR THEIR SENSELESS HATRED AND DISLIKE FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER EVEN DONE ANYTHING TO THEM.
I’m with you paul, I also think its not worth it to respond to the stupidness let them hate its not affecting Jennifer in anyway
Aniston is totally Hot. She is beautiful and Succesful. God bless her
Good for them.
She look good
Can’t wait for her movies
John mayer is so hot :-)
I don’t care about him. I’m in love with her
She look good if its true good for them if not them whatever
I love Jenifer aniston she’ll always be americas sweetheat and I like John mayer I think he’s talented they’re both laid back peope I can see how it works I need more than pitures of them hanging out to convince me though the media is always trying to start something but if its true I’m happy for them
Amen lovely,
Its pathetic the way they act all they’re doing it pilling up bad karma because its sensless hatred on someone who you don’t even know and has never done a thing to you God will judge them all. I think she’s beautiful and wish her the best in everyting
Jennifer Aniston’s movie pushed back!
Jennifer Aniston’s big-budget summer movie He’s Just Not That Into You — her first release since the surprise hit The Break-Up two years ago — isn’t going to be on the big screen anytime soon.
Asked if it’s true that the release date of Jen’s film has been pushed back from Aug. 1 to Oct. 24, a New Line rep confirms to Life & Style, “That is the tentative new release date, though I don’t believe its 100 percent official yet. It’s definitely no longer August 1.”
According to an insider close to the actress, Jennifer’s romantic comedy has quietly been shifted because of mounting buzz for the Sex and the City film, expected to be a big draw among female audiences this summer.
The move underscores a professional rivalry between Jen and Sarah Jessica Parker. “Jen was looking forward to going up against the Sex ensemble — especially Sarah Jessica — and some of the other summer blockbusters,” says the insider. “They’ve never been friends in real life, and probably never will be.
“But Jen’s convinced her film has a superior story and more attractive cast. People are going to compare these movies and she doesn’t regret taking part in the project. This is the script that lured her back to work after taking two years off. She’s standing by her belief that it is a worthy picture.”
http://icydk.com/2008/04/18/jennifer-anistons-movie-pushed-back/
Jennifer Aniston’s stunning new appearance sparks plastic surgery rumors
The former Friends star has publicly admitted to having surgery on her nose. “I had a [deviated septum] fixed,” she said, calling it the “best thing I ever did.”
But according to NYC-based plastic surgeon Dr. Kevin Tehrani, who has not treated the actress, Jen may have had cosmetic nose surgery as well, OK reports. “Her tip appears to have been corrected; it looks very defined now,” Dr. Tehrani tells OK!. “I think the bridge of her nose looks narrower as well. It’s very common for people to say they’re correcting a deviated septum when they are, in fact, getting cosmetic nose surgery.”
Jen, has always denied having any cosmetic surgery, and she’s downright adamant that she’s completely natural. “As boring as it sounds, it’s still all mine,” she said last year.
Dr. Tehrani respectfully disagrees. “It looks like she may have had some filler in her upper lip. It’s subtle, but it benefits her face,” he says. “Her brows look elevated, which means she may have had some Botox in her forehead.” Both procedures are so easy and painless that, according to Dr. Tehrani, Jen could have done them on her lunch break!
http://thebosh.com/archives/2008/04/jennifer_anistons_stunning_new_appearance_sparks_plastic_surgery_rumors.php
johniffer!!!!!!!!!!
i think it’s photoshopped,,,lol! whatever….i think john a talented musician but this? who do u think hunt who? next,please..,
She is full of s.hit !
ahahahahahah !!!! with the pee-poop man at her sides, no wonder !!!
lol@7:17am
She is full of s.hit !
ahahahahahah !!!! with the pee-poop man at her sides, no wonder !!!
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haha
If you look up pathetic in the dictionary, you’ll find JA’s pic next to it.
I hope this guy last for at least a month. Well it’s good that she’s getting some because if will do wonders for her mood.
Jenna @ 05/01/2008 at 12:59 am you people a pathetic you try so hard to hate on Jennifer you come here talk sh!t and say the same ole stupid crap because you don’t really have anything to say or have a reason to hate on her. She is a beautiful succeful woman who is just living her life and making her money WHILE YOU ARE SOME SAD PATHETIC LOSER WHO SIT ON A COMPUTER AND TALK ABOUT PEOPLE GET A LIFE FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S SHE IS HOT AND SO IS HE IF THEIR TOGETHER THEN GOOD FOR THEM IF NOT AND THEIR ARE JUST FREINDS THATS COOL TOO
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Oh please, quit you high horse comment ! You are the pathetic loser one not us !
You sit on a computer to bash people coming here just like you just because they dare to say negative things about your idole ! How juvenile and hypocrit of you !
You are the hater one ! Hating on people JUST because they don’t share your OPINION on a PUBLIC BLOG.
You are no better than us, just more hypocrit and juvenile, resorting on personal insults because you don’t really have anything to say or have a legitimate reason to hate on us or can’t defend your idole on the legitimate question about her weird choice of a mate who disrespect women in general.
she is a public person, she will be talked about in one way or the other, especially in a blog, just like any other celebrity out there.
If you can’t take the heat, don’t play the game !
Ode to Jennifer Aniston
I would never pee
into your sleeping mouth
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jZ2mjXQjKnE
lyrics:
The lyrics:
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Jennifer Aniston
I would never pee
into your sleeping mouth
I’d never push tiny slivers of faeces
into open parts of you
unless you asked me to
And you can bet I’d never blow my load
into your shoe
or an heirloom that meant a lot to you
Would Vince or Brad
go to such extremes to keep you
safe and true?
Oh Jenny, I love thee
If Shakespeare were alive
I would murder him for you
We’d spend our days in mayonnaise
I’ll be there for you
If you’re there for me, too
stupid Jenna why are you talking to yourself? guess i can’t blame you for losing your mind. Hell, how embarrassing to keep trying to defend a classless, grown ass woman. Who refuses to grow the F&ck up!! Collecting disease with her used and abused loose c00chie!! Don’t take your frustration on Angelina’s fan just because your idol hit menopause and she done lost her mind!!LMFAO!!!
I don’t understand the anistonmaniacs ! With fans like them who needs haters ?
Who in their right mind will constently talk about Jennifer like she is some kind of cheap peace of meat that should be banged with anyone having a d…? …like any other prostitute out there or some cheap teen Playboy Centerfold ?
Those Jenna’s and Bet’s are a disrgace for women !
….3She’s hot, yeah, I hope he enjoy’s her hor body, ecte, all these despicable comments that tend to summarize a whole persona as … What kinda comment is that ? No offence but no normal women would talk about her friend, her sis, her daughter this way and absolutly not when the man who is supposed to be with her has a rep of an animal and a swine ! This is a nasty call like Aniston was a cheap prostitute who doesn’t even deserve her body being treated with rrspect by some respectable partner.
And they have the nerve of calling out the Brangelina fans when they are the one who clearly disrespect and insult Jennifer Aniston woman’s integrity by celebreting the close relationship (whatever form it is) with a nasty individual _
Like I said, they are a disgrace for all women and worse than any hater.
WTF
You are one hell of ARmpit fan/ Ho and Hooker who are no respect for your self. You probably smelling your stinky sagging ass of Armpit Ass which on your wall paper
read all your post again and again , you will probably will understand you do not worth to be a woman. and then read back most of my comment on this thead you would find one post that bash woman except a woman who does not worth to be a woman like you. thank you woman basher.
Bet is Jennifer Aniston pretending to be an illiterate fan!
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I can’t wait to see Jen is his blue and orange #6 car
Go speed racer, go!
what the heLLL!!! Why is JENA talking to herself LMAO.. and she’s supposed to be talking to PAUL ??? Heck Maniston fans are crazy ******* .. they post different name and talk to themselves LOLLLL!!!
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# 129 Jenna @ 05/01/2008 at 1:09 am Jennifer look amazing I love her and John Mayer is so talented I love his music maybe their just firends maybe not I can see hes kinda her type he’s a funy down to earth guy and shes kinda like that if this true GOOD for them
# 130 Jenna @ 05/01/2008 at 1:10 am I AGREE THERES NO NEED TO RESPOND TO THE “HATERS”. HECK JENNIFER DOESN’T EVEN KNOW THEY EXIST. GOD IS GOING TO JUDGE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM FOR THEIR SENSELESS HATRED AND DISLIKE FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER EVEN DONE ANYTHING TO THEM.
# 131 Jenna @ 05/01/2008 at 1:14 am
I’m with you paul, I also think its not worth it to respond to the stupidness let them hate its not affecting Jennifer in anyway
Aniston is totally Hot. She is beautiful and Succesful. God bless her
# 132 Jenna @ 05/01/2008 at 1:17 am Good for them.
She look good
Can’t wait for her movies
John mayer is so hot
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# 133 Jenna @ 05/01/2008 at 1:19 am I don’t care about him. I’m in love with her
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# 134 Jenna @ 05/01/2008 at 1:20 am She look good if its true good for them if not them whatever
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# 135 Jenna @ 05/01/2008 at 1:25 am I love Jenifer aniston she’ll always be americas sweetheat and I like John mayer I think he’s talented they’re both laid back peope I can see how it works I need more than pitures of them hanging out to convince me though the media is always trying to start something but if its true I’m happy for them
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# 136 Jenna @ 05/01/2008 at 1:31 am Amen lovely,
Its pathetic the way they act all they’re doing it pilling up bad karma because its sensless hatred on someone who you don’t even know and has never done a thing to you God will judge them all. I think she’s beautiful and wish her the best in everyting
It looks like she is turning her back to him in some of those photos.
Aniston slept with Brad on their first date and from all reports Aniston slept with Mayer on their first formal date. It is so funny when people call her classy.
OMFG. I heard about the peeing, but POOPING?!!?
Please, somebody, say it ain’t so. I’m about to blow my groceries over here.
are you pathetic to bash a woman that has nothing to do with your idol’s life let her be why come here to ***** about her i don’t get it go worship the human stick and leave jennifer live her life and **** whoever she wants why does that bother you
you idiots:
Then stay off Angelina’s thread too, it’s that simple. She has a new thread and already idjits like you are posting their vitriol there, even on the first page.
Just call them– MAYERNNAISE—boring and gross just like mayonnaise!
John Mayer is a perv!, what is Jen doing there?!?!?, here in Miami that dude is known for his wild parties full or orgies and stuff. I can understand that might appeal to Jen?………lol, i bet that dude is having the time of his life masturbating while watching Jen parading her coochieee.
Jen, YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!!!!
the haters have all gone to worship the human bone in her thread thank god so i will say that no matter how this turns out i hope jennifer will find her true love an happiness she deserves it
happy @ 05/02/2008 at 12:22 am
i hope jennifer will find her true love an happiness she deserves it
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You think she deserves a freak who likes to pee on his sex partners?
With fans like you, who needs enemies?
Who says these two slept together this past weekend? And, where are you all getting the info that he likes to pee and crap on his lovers? That is such bull. I have been a fan of his pretty much since the beginning of his career and I have never once heard him say anything so disgusting, in a blog or anywhere else. If you all have proof that he blogged about how he loves to do that then show me where I can read about it.
let angelina fans think and say what they want they will say negative things just becouse they are jelous their idol would never get a man to sleep with her now days guess brad has a strong stomach
dj @ 05/02/2008 at 9:17 am
Who says these two slept together this past weekend? And, where are you all getting the info that he likes to pee and crap on his lovers?
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He just erased all the entries on his blog save for one so you can’t find it in his blog any longer, but if you want to see what this guy is really like, just go to google images and type in John Mayer Green Thong, hit the enter key and see what comes up. He in that green thong and Jenny-Poo in her little pink bikini that barely covers her flabby ass would make the cutest couple on the beach.
mayer and aniston, l didn’t think of that your right. the nickname fits!. maniston.
jena dumbass got busted !! trying to pretend there are more than 2people in here who actually likes maniston! hahhaa sorry ass Jena. busted dumb b*tch!!
Aniston already had her Golden Shower,The old Greek has been,orange,leathery,greasy,old plastic skin,Jessica Simpson 100 times better,peepee,is justing using her because of perez kissing,he now has reputation as being a man who likes man so he will go with fake Greek ,lady to get in tabs with her,Because we all know she Tabloid *****.
the greek freak and peewee,golden ass shower couple,the manistons.
to Jen Aniston-
When much is given, much is expected.
Please write a FAT check and give back.
Just filming that Saint Jude commerical (2 minute) is NOT enough.
Your donation at Oprah’s big give totaled to $270 thousand. That is chump change.
Think, Julie Roberts, Rosie, Denzel Washington, and many many more give at least 1M each time.
Please Jen, your donation is too small for any organizaiton to even mention it, except of course, Oprah is the only one who mentioned your 270 K , and I can understand why, because she is your good friend.
If you and Oprah are good friends, why cant you learn from her? Oprah, I know gives millions.
Maniston=golden pee shower couple=greek woman with fake hair and fake eyes everything fake,go peewee she sooooooooo deserves you.Mayer look like fool because jessica has tony romo the real thing =romo no pee-er He is real man.
@dj @ 05/02/2008 at 12:30 pm
Lest you forget……
FOXNEWS.COM
Pitt, Aniston Couldn’t Agree on Kids
January 09, 2005
By Paula Froelich and Elisa Lipsky-Karasz, NYPost.com
LOS ANGELES — Brad Pitt’s overwhelming desire to have children sunk his marriage to Jennifer Aniston, after the “Friends” star decided to put motherhood on hold to pursue her acting career, a pal of the power couple said.
Pitt will now move out of the couple’s $13.5 million Beverly Hills mansion, as Aniston keeps the home as the base of operations for her campaign to continue with a full schedule of big-screen rolls.
A pal said Aniston doesn’t want to take the time off to have a kid — and she doesn’t want to endure the physical effects that giving birth will have on her sexy body. “It’s about the children,” the pal said. “She just doesn’t want kids right now — and he wants kids.” The mega-couple still love each other despite the split, a source said.
They came to the decision that their nearly five-year marriage was over during a tense huddle in their hotel on the Caribbean island paradise of Anguilla, where they were vacationing with friends David Arquette and Courteney Cox Arquette.
Aniston’s publicists at the PMK agency planned to break the news to the world yesterday, when they’d be out of the office and could conveniently dodge reporters’ calls for two more days. But Pitt’s flacks at Baker Winokur Ryder, another L.A. agency, didn’t play along.
When reporters called Pitt’s spokeswoman, Cindy Guagenti, her typically straightforward statements suddenly turned vague. When The Post told Guagenti that it intended to go ahead and report that a divorce was imminent, the couple issued its stunning statement to People magazine. “We would like to announce that after seven years together, we have decided to formally separate,” it began.
Pitt and Aniston returned to the Van Nuys, Calif., airport from their final trip together at 5:19 p.m. Saturday. What they found was a country aflame with news of their blockbuster breakup. The ill-fated couple had spent most of 2004 busy plying their acting craft in far-flung locations, sometimes going whole months without seeing each other.
The strain on the marriage could be seen right on Aniston’s finger, which was bereft of her wedding ring for much of the past year. The issue has always been Pitt’s desire to be a father and Aniston’s desire to remain childless. Initially, she said she wanted to wait until her popular sitcom, “Friends,” had finished its 10-year run.
But when that happened early last year, she started filling her schedule with new projects, not ob/gyn appointments. On the set of the forthcoming “Mr. and Mrs. Smith,” Pitt took an immediate shine to sexy co-star Angelina Jolie. The former “Sexiest Man Alive” was not craving Jolie’s pillowy lips and “Tomb Raider” physique — but time with her 3-year-old son, Maddox.
Pitt spent hours in Jolie’s trailer playing with the tot, sources said. New confidante Jolie advised Pitt to stay with Aniston. “A friend said that he [told Jolie] that he wanted to leave Jen, and Angelina said ‘Don’t do it,’ ” said an industry insider.
A report in the News of The World newspaper in Great Britain yesterday said the last straw in the couple’s troubled relationship came when Aniston overheard a call on the couple’s house phone in which Pitt and Jolie talked “as lovers do . . . in hushed tones.”
But a source told The Post Jolie was not a factor in the breakup, which the source said was solely over the couple’s differing views on parenthood. Pitt has been surprisingly public about his frustration with Aniston’s career-first approach to family planning. “We’ve been in rehearsals long enough,” he told CNN recently. “It’s time, it’s time,” he told People.
But the problems between the two A-list stars, married since 2000 and reportedly having trouble for almost that long, went deeper than mere fertility. In fact, both Pitt and Aniston have basically admitted they simply are not soul mates.
Continued on http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,143810,00.html
Bet , Jenna and Aniston-ho fan are obssevie delusional Aniston ass.kissers to the extreme wanting any man decent or not to bang their idol left and right just cause she is a nice peace of meat who only deserve any d…available out there – fact !
Aniston like to be pee-ed, pooped by Scatoloman – fact 2
Consequently they are all full of s.hit technically speaking including – fact 3 !
I read all his blogs(before he deleted them) and I’m pretty sure I would remember one in which he mentioned peeing on women.
lynnette @ 04/30/2008 at 7:42 pm
Sunbathing again? Doesn’t she ever do anything else? Seems like she could have been a bit more original with her staged photo-op. Maybe a bike ride, a walk in the park, shopping, even?
No wonder Brad said he just couldn’t sit on the couch anymore. How boring this woman must be!
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When she’s worn out from sunbathing, she blow-dries her hair.
Jen loves it when I **** in her mouth.
Anuston such a disgusting son of a beeyotch.
Gosh I HATE THIS FACKING MORONIC WOMAN & HER FANS ARE DEVILS.
GO TO HELL ANISTON & STAY THERE. OR BETTER YET DROP DEAD!!
puta
Aniston will never catch up on Angies wonderful life and great accomplishments. She is incapable of growing up. She’s too much older than Angie but until now, still wasting her time. Sad, sad, sad.
When JA is seen in her bathing thingy. Jared has been very quick to show them on his site. New pics came up and they are not here. I hope that Jared was not bought-out ! 39 married once, 30 never married. Both need press for their latest projects. If you are a woman and want a relation ship, who would you like to meet? A person who has a history of sleeping with woman to extend his time in the spot-light, who berates woman in general, tells about it on the internet, and is trying to make himself look like someone by bedding every Hollywood actress that will lower themselves to his level, or would you want someone who is a real man that does not lie,cheat, or,steal, and will put your needs above his own.
Gosh I just wanna puke!
I JUST HATE THIS WOMAN & I AM NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT.
KNOCK IT OFF JENNIFER …YOU & YOUR CHARADE!!!
As soon as I posted that Jared was bought-off by JA’s crew, Old pics were put on this site, as a new post. Not cool! Not cool! Not cool at all……
Don’t like her Jolie fans? Who cares what the hell you think. Do you think coming on here will change the fact that we are fans? Not likely. Go throw your own pity party somewhere else. Aniston has moved on ages ago. Does that bother you more? She’s not crying a river for the almighty Pitt? Jolie and Pitt are meant for each other. They haven’t made a decent movie in how long? You are still regergitating the fact Jolie won an oscar how many years ago??? Time has passed, and since most of you are obsessed with thinking that having a baseball team is getting a life, well then, that says a lot about you!
Don’t like her Jolie fans? Who cares what the hell you think. Do you think coming on here will change the fact that we are fans? Not likely. Go throw your own pity party somewhere else. Aniston has moved on ages ago. Does that bother you more? She’s not crying a river for the almighty Pitt? Jolie and Pitt are meant for each other. They haven’t made a decent movie in how long? You are still regergitating the fact Jolie won an oscar how many years ago??? Time has passed, and since most of you are obsessed with thinking that having a baseball team is getting a life, well then, that says a lot about you!
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uuum Beowulf was a success worldwide and from the whispers and the talks about the viewers coming out of the theaters, it was all about Jolie’s character…
As for you Jenny-ho worshippers you think that getting multiple plastic surgeries,multiple occasional young intimate partners, laying under the sun all day long with spreading legs exposing your butt crack, butt cheeks and coochie, overtanning and having s.ex with a notorious player-pee-er and consequently participating actively in the spreading of std’s is the epitom of the good quality life screaming CLASSY as you want to always referring that nasty againg ‘puta’…that says a lot about you, freaks !
LOL @ LOL: And you here why???? Are you taking a look at her couchie? Overtanning? Spreading her legs???? Her pee pee partner???? Plastic surgery??? Again, and your here why????
Like some of the other Jole/Pitt fans you are here simply to start something. To fight. You can’t get it going on the Jolie/Pitt sites so you try here. I’ve checked and see what some of you do. As I have just posted on another site with Aniston, I am no longer going to play at responding to bully techniques. Period.
Don’t like Jolie/Pitt. Don’t post on their sites my dislike for them either!
I would encourage other Aniston fans not to post on Jolie/Pitt websites too and not to respond here to Jolie/Pitt fans. This is what they are looking for.
and they said jolie was the maneater. maniston maneater!