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John Mayer Takes Growth Hormones

John Mayer Takes Growth Hormones

A solo John Mayer leaves a medical office in Beverly Hills, Calif. on Wednesday afternoon.

The future Mr. Jennifer Aniston left the building carrying a white paper bag with this description written on it: “Experimental Human Growth Hormone — 2x Daily”.

What, John? They run out of pre-natal vitamins?

In other Mayer news, OK! has a funny report about Jen and John.

John is good in bed,” a pal of the 30-year old singer-songwriter says. “Not just good, but sensational. Every girl I know who has slept with John says it was the best sex of their life. I’m not sure what exactly he does in bed, but after girls sleep with him, they’re ruined. They get totally hung up on him and want more! Whatever John‘s secret is, he should market it. He could retire from the music industry.”

Uh-huh… [shakes head]

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    Ummm…wtf?

  • micro

    Lainey said Jen took male hormones, causing her miscarriages.

    I wonder if these are for Jen

  • SASHA

    NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT JOHN OR JENNIFER ANISTON.
    MAYBE SHE’S TRYING TO GET PREGNANT.
    CAUSE GIRLFRIEND IS JEALOUS OF ALL THE ATTENTION ANGELINA JOLIE IS GETTING.
    CANT WAIT TO SEE THE D NO F-LISTED BABY THESE TWO PHONY’S WILL MAKE.

  • 11:09

    maybe what he does exceptionally different in bed would be his peeing over the ladies.. yuck..

  • Anyway

    It’s so funny how he made sure the message on the bag is facing the papso’s. Just once again feeding the fish for more gossip speculation about these two bores.

  • Wordz

    John Mayer doesn’t take growth harmones. He’s just ASP…an attention seeking person.

    I bet his next album sells less than all his previous albums. He has alienated, if not eliminated his original fanbase. That means people like me, one of the few people who knew who he was prior to Jessucka Pimpson 2006. Remember us John, the ones who bought your music in 2001,2002, 2003, 2004, 2005 when you weren’t followed by paps and on the cover of tabloid magazines? Dumbass!

  • roxi

    SUCH A LOOOOOSER…!!!

  • Cecilia

    He is such a FUCK, moron, and idiot looking.

  • SASHA

    NO JENNIFER IS NOT TRYING TO GET PREGNANT. JOHN IS GERARING UP FOR THE PHONY LOVE DISPLAY THAT THEY WILL BE DOING WHEN HER SORRY ASS MOVIES OPEN.
    HE MIGHT ALSO BE TRYING TO MEASURE UP TO BRAD….JOHN JOHN DONT TRY IT CAUSE YOU’LL FAIL.

  • http://365daysofmovies.blogspot.com/ Moviewatcher

    This guy must live for the press. He is constantly courting it. I’m sure he wrote that on the bag just to get the attention he is getting now.

    Whatever floats his boat. He’s definitely becoming more known for his antics, blogs and dates then his music….

  • oh! yes.

    yeah right …and how many woman he is practicing on???? 200. 1000

    give me a break.

  • null

    I agree, Moviewatcher. What is wrong with this guy? He’s so talented but he’s messing it all up with his famewhorishness (sorry – no such word, I know).

  • annie

    Geez, you are not fooling us John, and you cant even fool the stupid paps! I think you should start getting some acting lessons from Jennifer, to make you tricks work!

    This guy is becoming so annoying, anyway he probably needs some growth hormones to make his brain bigger as it seems it has been shrinking lately!

  • http://. irene

    That’s written on purpose. He might be doing a research paper on how far do the rumors go. Brainy researcher besides whatever he does WOW

  • jmfan

    Regarding the info in OK Magazine, I seriously doubt a friend of his would talk to that magazine, much less say something like that. It just sounds made up.

  • Lillianne

    I bet he does the Venus Butterfly thing.

  • sara

    Is this man a sexy bomb!!??? I can’t believe this… He’s so boring as well as his old girlfriend….

  • julia

    “Uh-huh… [shakes head]”

    :lol: ……
    Cheers Jared!

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  • g

    the future mr. jennifer aniston, huh? are there any rumors of this or is jared trying to be funny

  • wall

    Ur body is a wonderland. that must be the bedroom trick.

  • Rolling my eyes

    Uh-huh… [shakes head]”

    Bwahahahahahaha! Jared, you’re funny.

    Johny boy is gonna go all “intellectual” on your behind. You know that’s how he rolls

  • Sunny

    He’s just having a laugh and goofing at the papz expense.

    Lighten up people,

  • stefanie

    John good in bed??? Ruining women across the country?
    I know a planted story when I see one.

    But he’s a total fool if he become sperm donor for Jennifer Aniston. He’s already lost fans and respect in the music world. Being Jennifer’s B%(*& will just put the nails back in the coffin.

  • Mike

    love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont hate people

  • Anonymous

    There is nothing remotely sexy about him. He sings easy listening to songs. Surely people don’t conder him a great musician..compared to the likes of Brue or Sting and the Police, U2, the Beatles..he’s just a booty chasing singer…but damn is he sleazy looking.

  • [☆I n F a m o u s☆]

    brilliant.

  • Lynda

    Jen is too good for him.

  • pinkrose

    Now, I believe that there is no relationship between Jennifer and JOhn Mayer. It is just for show between these two to keep their names in the press. This guy is obviously a media whore and Jen just needed something to boost her morale and keep her image positive in the press with the coming of Brad and Angie’s twins. That is why they had their coming out party the same week as Cannes. Deflect Deflect Deflect!!!!Who better to get on to cooperate on a PR stunt than the publicity hound Mayer???

  • Sense of humor required

    Oh come on he’s just screwing with them for shits and giggles.

  • veisner

    Obviously a joke…but kind of a funny one. I read about John at http://www.celebrityprayerlist.com too.

  • ~Khaj

    Okay, before I read anything, first of all…

    Who in their right mind prints stuff like that on the outside of a bag…?

    Second, and I’m sorry about this but, slapping it all over the web is just wrong.

    Third, I’ve never heard of “experimental” human growth hormone. That paired with #1 would make me wonder if it’s a hoax to see how far paps will go. Isn’t Mayer known for googling himself often?

    Fourth… if it’s not a hoax, he’s just freakin’ *stupid*.

  • ~Khaj

    As far as the interview…

    If it’s real… do celebrity friends really think they’re helping the celebs in question by letting this kind of stuff out? I also wonder what the celebs do when they find out a person leaked stuff that wasn’t true or was “close hold” type information. Seriously… whenever I see “friends” blab stuff to the press, (be it tabloid, glossy mag, blog, or mainstream) I instantly think “well, they’re not going to be a friend for long…” and “*friend*? yeah, right… jackazz is more like it.”

  • http://www.myspace.com Michelle

    How many white bags have the prescriptiion written on them? Common he’s just pulling the paps legs! Get a sense of humour. If he is going to be followed everywhere maybe that is his way of dealing with it.

    If you don’t care about them, don’t read about them! That is kindof simple isn’t it?

    Love John and Jennifer together. Best of luck to you both.

  • Helena

    What a loser flashing that to the paparazzi and doing it in a nonchalant way.

  • Mondo Bongo!

    ~Yawn~ Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

  • conspiracytheory

    Joking around with paps is not dealing with anything. It is actually feeding the beast. How can Jennifer Aniston complain about how horrible the paps are and then turn around and date a guy who plays games with them?

    Paps follow kids to school, made Princess Diana’s life a living hell and eventually help contribute to her death, contributed to Britney Spears ( a person with mental issues) meltdown, they take photos of celebs (including the woman he is dating) in private moments on private property.

    Does that sound like the type of people you should be courting attention from?

    The only “celebs” I can think of that actually joke around with paps are the ones like Denise Richards, Paris Hilton, Anna Nicole etc. D list celebs who need attention to stay in the media. John Mayer in now in this class of celebs and bringing Aniston right along with him.

  • Marieme

    Yes, I’m sure he works very, very hard. That’s a typical nacissist for ya!

  • missy

    # 3 SASHA @ 06/12/2008 at 2:13 pm NO ONE GIVES A **** ABOUT JOHN OR JENNIFER ANISTON.
    MAYBE SHE’S TRYING TO GET PREGNANT.
    CAUSE GIRLFRIEND IS JEALOUS OF ALL THE ATTENTION ANGELINA JOLIE IS GETTING.
    CANT WAIT TO SEE THE D NO F-LISTED BABY THESE TWO PHONY’S WILL MAKE.
    …………………………i care so -shut the fukc up and go back to your masturbating…………..u mean evil idiot

  • missy

    # 3 SASHA @ 06/12/2008 at 2:13 pm NO ONE GIVES A **** ABOUT JOHN OR JENNIFER ANISTON.
    MAYBE SHE’S TRYING TO GET PREGNANT.
    CAUSE GIRLFRIEND IS JEALOUS OF ALL THE ATTENTION ANGELINA JOLIE IS GETTING.
    CANT WAIT TO SEE THE D NO F-LISTED BABY THESE TWO PHONY’S WILL MAKE.
    …………………………i care so -shut the fukc up and go back to your masturbating…………..u mean evil idiot

  • si

    HOPE THEY ARE HAPPY TOGETHER!!!

    HE IS SO HOT!!!

    AND SASHA IS A LOOSER….

  • tom

    SHE IS THE HOTTEST WOMEN ALIVE

    SHE SHOULD BE WITH ME…NOT THIS GUY

    LOVE U JEN!!!!!!!

  • babyhurricaine

    TOUNGE LIKE A HUMMINGBIRD ME THINKS,!

  • maria a.

    Jennifers boytoy is in Love with the Papz.He will do anything for Attention Aniston are just alike,The Best thing in the world i would like for him to ANISTON pregnent,I wonder what the baby would look like?Didn’t Aniston take Male hormones to get slim?Maybe Jen have Mayer going to get her stuff.

  • SaSa

    HOPE THEY GET MARRIED AND LIVE HAPPY EVER AFTER…

    Ps: Angie is not in this topic….

  • SaSa

    the “ps” is for the looser that inisit in related Jen with Jolie

  • http://deleted friends: give my money back!

    I love the huvane stories that start with ” a close friend told…”

    now we’re expected to believe that jen is getting some hot and heavy lovin’ and when they “break up” a close friend will tell the press that jen was in it for sex only, she’s moving on and wants a husband and daddy material.

    give me a f*cking break!

    hey huvane: have more respect for the people and come up with more creative and smart strategies.

  • si

    I know Angie and Brad life is not interesting….but get over….they keep bring her on Jen subject, just because Angie don´t seem to have any interesting news

    GO JOHN AND JEN 4 EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • adrian

    mayer and jen make perfect couple.I think Anistons to old to have baby.Plus she is greek if she has baby her thighs will spread and she won’t loose that weight.She loves herself to much to have baby,maybe john will have it.

  • aNGIE hORN

    Jen you are so beautiful

    This looser are jealous of you…

    and also they´re dying because John is yonger and more beautiful than Brad

    ahahahahahahaha

    GO JEN!!!!!!

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