John Mayer Takes Growth Hormones
A solo John Mayer leaves a medical office in Beverly Hills, Calif. on Wednesday afternoon.
The future Mr. Jennifer Aniston left the building carrying a white paper bag with this description written on it: “Experimental Human Growth Hormone — 2x Daily”.
What, John? They run out of pre-natal vitamins?
In other Mayer news, OK! has a funny report about Jen and John.
“John is good in bed,” a pal of the 30-year old singer-songwriter says. “Not just good, but sensational. Every girl I know who has slept with John says it was the best sex of their life. I’m not sure what exactly he does in bed, but after girls sleep with him, they’re ruined. They get totally hung up on him and want more! Whatever John‘s secret is, he should market it. He could retire from the music industry.”
Uh-huh… [shakes head]