PETA to Jessica Simpson: You're Stupid!
PETA listed the top 5 reasons why only stupid girls brag about eating meat. Here are two of them:
– Meat increases the risk of breast cancer. A 2007 study of 35,000 women published in the British Journal of Cancer found that women who ate meat were far more likely to develop breast cancer than women who consumed none. Will Jessica‘s next t-shirt will say, “Real Girls Smoke 3 Packs a Day”?
– Meat will make you fat. All the saturated fat and cholesterol in chicken wings, pork chops, and steak eventually leads to flabby thighs and love handles. I hope the upcoming “Jessica Simpson‘s Intimates” line comes in plus sizes! Going vegetarian is the best way to get slim and stay that way.
For the other three reasons, visit PETA.org.
WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON — Team Simpson or Team PETA?