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Paris Hilton to John McCain: You're Not Hot

Paris Hilton to John McCain: You're Not Hot

Paris Hilton fires back at “that wrinkly white haired guy” in a spoof posted on humor Web site FunnyorDie.

Last week, Republic presidential candidate John McCain likened Democratic presidental candidate Barack Obama to celebrities Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. McCain campaign strategist Steve Schmidt said, “It’s beyond dispute that [Obama] has become the biggest celebrity in the world. But do the American people really want to elect the biggest celebrity in the world?”

Paris‘s rep released this statement in response to the ad: “Miss Hilton was neither asked, nor did she give permission, for the use of her likeness in the ad, and has no further comment.” (Watch the commercial here.)

Watch the parody below–an ad for The Paris Hilton Presidential Campaign.

Paris Hilton Responds To John McCain Ad
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    I am not a fan of Paris but I thought this was so funny. LOL. Good for her. I thought what McCain did was just tacky.

  • jake

    McCain is a dirty bastard and i hope he doesn’t win.

  • kebo

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  • http://fanpop ellie

    this was funny love Paris x x

  • rien

    I really really don’t like Paris Hilton.

    But for this ads, I have to say, salut! She really knows how to fight back.
    For the first time in my life, I feel entertained by her.

    Thank you, Paris!

  • Rachel

    I don’t like Paris either, but I have to admit I actually liked watching this fake commercial. This was the smartest move to make on her part, and I give her credit for it.

  • kelsey

    im with you guys i dont like paris hilton either but i liked this video she know how to fight back

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  • Jennifer

    lmao I don’t like Paris, but that was hilarious. boo, John McCain!

  • sdfhsvs

    she obviously could not come up with this

  • Jaimmy

    I like Paris, and I liked this. Very funny.


    lmao. :D

  • Rayando el sol

    Whoever scripted this is a genius. That was hilarious.

  • Rondah

    what an ugly dumbass

  • sarah

    ha..rihanna as vice,…dat was very funny

  • sarah

    ha..rihanna as vice,…dat was very funny

  • aeae

    her feet are HUGE

  • Miranda

    she is ugly and STUPID obviously, who the hell cares about what she has to say

  • TIA

    mccain is a loser. and this made me laugh but we all know shes just tryin to keep her crappy fame based career alive

  • matt2343

    HOLY SHIT she’s ugly

  • Me.

    LMFAO! That was hilarious!

    “Oh, and I might paint it pink. I hope that’s cool with you guys.”


  • edge

    she IS an ugly stupid S*L*U*T!!

  • Elisa

    Eat it wrinkly white haired guy. Paris beats you in her ability to express herself, she obviously has a better “campaign” advisor than you, so even she would make a better president.

    Obama! Obama! Obama!

  • anne

    Is she a celebrity?

  • parisgirl

    I can’t stand Paris but I CAN’T STAND John McCain so I’m siding with the lesser of two evils

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  • ????????

    who cares about her ?? lazy woman !

  • ifyoucouldbeanytree

    that was funny (:

  • Sunsette

    Go Paris, talk about payback! :D

  • Cyndi

    daaaaaaaaaamn, but Paris actually entertained us for the 1st time in our life. Who would have thought this chick had it in her…….America is in a dire need when the likes of Paris can make more sense than ‘experienced’ Republican crypt keeper.

    who need campaign attack against the Republicans when you have Paris satire watched by over 1 million people in less than 24 hrs.

  • sillyme

    Well, let’s not forget that Barack was the first to compare himself to Paris Hilton. “Andy Warhol said we all get our 15 minutes of fame,” says Barack Obama. “I’ve already had an hour and a half. I mean, I’m so overexposed, I’m making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.”

    But, at least we know that McCain has a good sense of humor will look at Paris’ ad and laugh about it. And, she even AGREES with McCain’s energy policy!

  • gen

    They forgot the by -line in this video — the person who actually wrote it. Lol. Plus the fact that it was “paid for by Hilton’s media marketing campaign. ” Tow wrongs don’t make a right.

  • catssy

    I agree with most — absolutely not written by her, and it did look phony. That’s what makes it look kinda stupid — not funny. She’s just too phony to pull anything like this of fto most of America.

  • tarly


  • ggs

    LOL! She looks like she’s trying to sell this video it as her own, and people actually believe it. Now that’s funny! The one thing I like about Paris is the way she suckers some people in. You gotta love it.

  • LuckyL

    GOD, her wonky right eye

  • bejeebus

    i hate you, paris.

  • angela

    i hate her, but this was actually funny. whoever wrote it was brilliant.

  • yoshi

    yay for paris!

  • naty

    I can’t stand paris but I have to admit that this was a great come back, I can stand Mccain

  • LuckyL

    I don’t know why people are congratulating her, the only original thing she came up with was her indignation.

  • Jughed

    ha. nice move on paris’ part. instead of getting angry, she made mccain look like a fool for insulting her.

    team obama!

    and to #32, she did not outline the same energy policy as mccain or obama. it’s ALL PARIS :)

    i like the part about painting the white house pink

  • sophie


  • MovieWatchingfamily

    Cute. McCain’s ad was stupid so really he deserves it

  • Cal

    Jesus people — Chris Henchy wrote it, Adam McKay directed it. Great writing — crummy acting on Hilton’s part. Wake up.

  • Dina

    I don’t like Paris and I don’t dislike McCain, but this video was HILLARIOUS!
    Super girl, for the first time I actually liked what you did!

  • missy

    UPDATE: Obama spokesman Bill Burton reacts: “Whatever.”

    UPDATE: McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds emails: “It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain’s ‘all of the above’ approach to America’s energy crisis – including both alternatives and drilling. Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan.”

  • diane

    Who cares what paris hilton thinks if she can think

  • Katherine

    lol that was good.