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Rainn Wilson Kidnaps Jenna Fischer

Rainn Wilson Kidnaps Jenna Fischer

The Office star Rainn Wilson has kidnapped his costar Jenna Fischer. Here’s the hilarious ransom note (and shameless movie plug) he left on her MySpace blog:

“Hey there Jenna‘s MySpacers! My name is Rainn Wilson and I’ve kidnapped the lovely Jenna, put her, bound, in the trunk of my firebird and logged onto her MySpace to send out this bulletin.

To free America’s sweetheart, Pam Beesly, one half of the magic which is ‘Jam’, you must attend my new movie, The Rocker, which opens August 20th. As soon as the film grosses 18.7 Mil, she will be released and given a peach smoothie.

I’ve also recently discovered that August 20th is truly a special and historic day. Estonia achieved it’s independence! Sting got married to Trudy Skyler! What better way to celebrate the magic of Sting and Estonia than by seeing what is perhaps the greatest film ever made (about a heavy metal drummer).

Many of you have perhaps seen posters of me in my leopard briefs, or the trailers in which my balls get racked by a power strip. And, although the film WILL be adored by legions of teen-aged male Dwight fans, it will also be loved by the whole GD family, including Amish cousins. It truly is a fun and lovely coming-of-age, rock n’roll comedy and good reviews are coming in, including two thumbs up from Ebert and Roeper and also from my son, Walter (who has three of them).

Also, if you’re a fan of: Will Arnett, Christina Applegate, Jason Sudeikis, Jane Lynch, Emma Stone, Jeff Garlin, Demitri Martin, Fred Armisen, Bradley Cooper, Pope Benedick III, WINGS (the show and/or the back-up band), coral reefs, soup, Former Mayor Ed Koch, the guy who played Norm on Cheers, baby Suri, dairy, Coldplay, Animal Planet or the letter “Q”…

YOU WILL LOVE THIS MOVIE! So… Please spend your 10.50$ American on THE ROCKER, get yourself a popcorn and a Mountain Dew, bring 1800 of your closest friends so that 1) Jenna gets a smoothie and 2) They let me be in another movie someday. That is all.

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18 Responses to “Rainn Wilson Kidnaps Jenna Fischer”

  1. 1
    aLEXKZIEL Says:

    That was pretty funny and original hahaha

  2. 2
    meghan Says:

    haha, he’s hilarious.

  3. 3
    Vogue Says:

    http://voguebeauty.blogspot.com/

    hilarious

  4. 4
    PardyHardy Says:

    Don’t like him but that was very funny.

  5. 5
    f Says:

    Hahaha! I’ll probably catch it on DVD. Sorry, this weekend Tropic Thunder takes precedence over all other flicks.

  6. 6
    Twifanatic Amanda Says:

    Hahaha I love him, he’s great!

  7. 7
    lauren Says:

    He rules! hahahaha

  8. 8
    Heather Says:

    hahah loved it.

  9. 9
    Heather Says:

    hahah loved it.

  10. 10
    diana Says:

    haha that was funny

  11. 11
    gr8 Says:

    funny :D
    I liked the Estonian part because I live in Estonia :)

  12. 12
    tam Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdQhd7fso5s

  13. 13
    Martha Says:

    Block/Report this user/ flag their videos. This user is hacking into the Jonas Brothers youtube account!!! They already deleted the Burnin up music video so please help delete this hacker!

    http://www.youtube.com/leeonalewis

    ^^btw,
    this is NOT the real “Leona Lewis”
    just letting you know.
    hahaa=]
    thnx for ur help!

  14. 14
    maria Says:

    ROFL :lol:

  15. 15
    bia Says:

    hahhahahaha
    funny

  16. 16
    Team mILERZ AND mANDERZ Says:

    OMG haha he took half the magic of “JAM” haha gotta love the office cannot wait untill The season 5 premier of the office-it so awesome that it premiers on my birthday-what a great gift still a long ways to go…..the hills premier Aug 18th so it will hold me over though

  17. 17
    ryan Says:

    WHAT A CHAMP! :)

  18. 18
    JayJayRainnfan Says:

    Looks like Rainn started a wesbite too:

    http://www.freejennanow.com

    Hilarious.

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