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Jessica Simpson's Beer Ad -- FIRST LOOK

Jessica Simpson's Beer Ad -- FIRST LOOK

Be smart, drink smart

Country girl Jessica Simpson sits atop bales of hay in her new beer ad via Extra!.

The ads reads, as if Jessica is saying it, “I work out and take care of myself. But I also like a cold beer once in a while. That’s why I made the smart choice with a smart beer. Stampede Light, it’s beer plus.”

As reported earlier, the 28-year-old actress/singer was named the new spokesperson for Stampede Light Plus beer.

WILL YOU BUY Stampede Light Plus now that Jessica Simpson is the new face for the beer brand — YAY or NAY?

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  • apple

    she looks like trash!

  • Happy_Evil_Dude

    Wait what? First! Anyhoo, the beer think is stupid, and I think she’ll only get negativity from it.

  • C

    yuk. how is she still relevant?

  • pros

    Seems some celebs will do anything for money – totally prostituting themselves.

  • FNRNGVERJNV

    FIRSTTT HAHAHAAH

  • ha!

    She looks drunk, which I guess is OK since it’s for beer.

    But “smart” in an ad with Jessica Simpson? Ha!

  • Lea

    what’s up with her mouth. She looks like a blow doll!!!

  • lisa

    OMG! What have they done?

  • REbecca

    From the looks of her face in the picture she looks like she had a few for this shoot. I wouldn’t buy anything she puts her name on.

  • K

    It doesn’t look like her. She looks more like skinnier Anna Nicole.

  • aerine

    hel lips look as if someone punched her hard on the face

  • megg

    “But “smart” in an ad with Jessica Simpson? Ha!”- exactly, #6! It made me laugh out loud!

  • Little Loca

    she looks like Shiloh Jolie Pitt in this photo. I swear, compare the two.

  • NINA

    I think everyone is too hard on Jessica Simpson, saying she’s tanssexualm etc. I think she’s goodlooking, yet I think she’s not talented when it comes to acting.
    I never thought about a beer being smart….nor I think the publicist are smart. Come on, Jessica Simpson is the Spokesperson of a Beer brand? Don’t make me laugh! Besides, she looks more like Fergie…

  • elsie

    ummmm, there isn’t much to say…besides that she looks horrible

  • georgia

    I think she looks like she had a little to much of the beer…she looks BAD..

  • bridget

    LOL..I honestly think that is the worst face I have ever seen Jess make..she looks like a brain dead bimbo!!

  • Lea

    She wouldn’t look nearly as bad if she didn’t always have to have her mouth hanging open in EVERY picture she ever takes (Elle spread). She’s trying too hard to be sexy.

  • la Dude

    for a HIGH SCHOOL dropout she is dong good.

  • t

    wow she really is going country all the way, i don’t know how i feel about this but she does look beautiful

  • nen

    She looks like Elisha Cuthbert! And it works….if you’re Elisha Cuthbert.

  • fan of class

    This girl is no were close to country. The word smart doesn’t belong anywhere near this woman either.

  • Lovesimpsonsis

    Jessica is so extremely beautiful! Love her:)

  • kristi

    I can’t stand her pout! It’s not sexy!

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  • Mary

    ok #25, That is really annoying!!

    I have never heard of stampede beer to begin with, so i won’t be buying it. And even if I heard of it, I still wouldn’t buy it. haha I dont thinks she fits that ad at all.

  • Caroline

    Very sneaky advertising.
    From a distance, the only words that stand out are

    “SMART DRINK.”

    Very sneaky indeed.

  • Dianne

    Why does she always dress like she is country? It’s like she is trying to convince the public that she is country because she is dressing like it. I understand her having a country album out, but she doesn’t have to dress like she just came off “Oklahoma” the musical.

    She looks like crap!

  • Caring

    She is really pushing this country image…I hope to God her and Tony last forever, because if he leaves her she will now have to stay country, she would look like an ass going back to pop music!

  • bejeebus

    this looks more like a p0rno promo….i’m surprised they don’t have a pic of her with her lips wrapped around the bottle neck…or deep throating it…..riding a donkey….and papa joe milking some huge uddered cow (freudian don’t you think?) in the background. that beer company could have gotten much more mileage out of this chestica ad campaign….they just weren’t thinking BIG enough. i guess they were a little bit distracted.
    i hope she’s getting PAAAAAAAIIIIIIID for this reeeeeediculousness.

  • tas

    I agree with several others that her mouth looks weird. Is that her tongue? If she is promoting “smart beer” or whatever, then why the sex kitten pose? I suppose because it’s the only thing she has left – her sex appeal. God, I can’t wait till her country record bombs and maybe, just maybe she will go away for awhile.

    I think she should just stick with her shoes and clothing lines, since that is the only thing that has been successful lately. Nobody wants to see or hear her sing. Maybe she will realize that when she fails in the country genre.

  • meg

    someone needs to not let her drink a few beers before she does photoshoots cause she looks drunk here. lose the stupid hat and boots and get off that stupid truck with hay on it cause jessica guess what we have not forgot you are doing country now. she will proably try to guest star on man vs wild next since she is into country now.

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  • gumball

    Eeep.. Aaah.. She looks very allergic to the hay, eyes watering, nasal passages burning.. phlegm draining down my throat, ick.. just about to sneeze.. hurry up! Gaaawd, snap the damn pix guys!.. I gotta sneeze.. I itch all over.. gonna be red as a raspberry with bumpy rashes any minute! The beer seems to be a part of another ad overlapping this over made-up tranny mess..?

  • Susan

    I really don’t like the deer in the headlights look on her face. As far as buying this beer, I don’t drink so no, I wouldn’t.

  • Nora

    I can’t stand this woman, but it’s at the point now where even I wish someone would save her from herself. She is desperate.

  • .

    She looks very allergic to the hay, eyes watering, nasal passages burning.. phlegm draining down my throat, ick.. just about to sneeze.. hurry up! Gaaawd, snap the damn pix guys!.. I gotta sneeze.. I itch all over.. gonna be red as a raspberry with bumpy rashes any minute! The beer seems to be a part of another ad overlapping this over made-up tranny mess..?

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  • .

    well, sales just went down for that beer. Hold onto your hats y’all!

  • brook

    you people couldnt be more jealous. its funny to read these comments, only fat ugly chicks get the balls to call jessica simpson not attractive on a blog, on the computer. you nit-pick about her mouth?? are you serious?? ha! keep eatin’ piggies, Im sure you arent 5% of what she is.

  • JANE

    A BIG FAT NAY!!!! FOR THIS BOOB!!

  • jaye

    I don’t buy anything because a celebrity face is on it. Glad to see she’s at least working to achieve her dreams .

  • J

    brook,
    We think YOU are probably an ugly fat chick. OINK OINK, piggy!

  • the dq

    EEEEEEWWWWWWW……………….porn face. She looks just awful!

  • .

    only fat ugly chicks get the balls to call jessica simpson not attractive on a blog, on the computer. you nit-pick about her mouth?? are you serious?? ha! keep eatin’ piggies, Im sure you arent 5% of what she is

    —–

    and only bias ol hags would call those of us who point out the facts, fat.. by the way im 103 lbs

  • omg

    FUG

  • http://JustJared maria

    sad :(

  • simpsonssuck

    OMG this is just nasty, this is too gross even for trannyporn! I can’t wait til this kills that beer company, when will they learn this ho’s attachment will only lead to humiliation and boycotts.

  • kristi

    #33- that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard!

  • bella

    All I have to say is WTF????

  • moi

    Wow, she looks like she’s about to sneeze or something, like she’s got hayfever from sitting on those haybails….

    Nup, the only celeb who has ever been able to whore out beer is Harvey Ketiel for Steinlarger Pure! (Sorry if I spelt his name wrong, can’t be arsed checking it)