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Register To Vote Now!

Today is the deadline to register to vote in next month’s election for half of the United States! You better take fives minutes and register now!!

To register, visit DeclareYourself.com.

Below is a mildly inappropriate version of the classic School House Rock, where a girl turns eighteen and learns how to lose her voting virginity. It’s a little NSFW because of the green “voting lever”. Don’t tell me I didn’t warn you!


Skool House Rock – Voting
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  • K

    FIRST!
    the “Don’t Vote!” PSA was the best

  • jacqueline

    lol

  • mike

    I agree with One

  • yep

    I bet Heidi Montag does not know that John McCain took $112,000 in contributions and $13,000 in personal gifts and trips from Charles Keating of Lincoln Savings and Loan who basically looted and drained dry the retirement accounts of catastrophically MANY elderly investors who then received nothing back as McCain voted in Congress to pospone the regulators from investigating Lincoln Savings and Loan. I lived in ARIZONA when all this went down and it was very sad. Those poor people NEVER saw a dime of their large investments.

    Keating 5: John McCain & The Making of a Financial Crisis

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDofbll86dY&feature=iv&annotation_id=event_922988

  • marisa

    mccain/palin 08

  • tom

    OBAMA 08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lakjsdlfkjs

    why do people keep telling people to vote at this time? don’t you still have to print those forms out and mail them via snail mail? i couldn’t find a single site where you could register completely online. i rocked the vote and had to send a printout in the mailbox.

  • james

    obama/biden 08. mccain and plain are going to be worse than george bush. mccain isint that bad, but palin, holygod. the thought of her being a heartbeat away from the presidency makes me want to vomit

  • lauren

    i dont even know if i have registered haha. so i hope i did! i need to vote for obama. i want to try and help this country see the right kind of change.

  • mike

    why do people have to argue politics on here? lol

  • Erin!

    mccain

  • sue

    Nobama, Yomama,

  • sue

    Nobama is a terrorist. He hangs with America haters and terrorists

  • joan

    We have to vote for obama so michelle can FINALLY be proud of America.

  • joan

    We have to vote for obama so michelle can FINALLY be proud of America

  • tom

    Obama is an empty suit. He is a puppet for Nancy Palosi and Harry Reid. He will raise all of our taxes especially the 95% who are supposed to get tax breaks. He is proposing programs costing over 3 TRILLION dollars.
    America can’t afford his radical agenda.

  • walter

    Why does he like bill ayres so much. Didn’t he stomp on the American flag. I can’[t understand why this a friend of Obama’s. Why won’t he wear an American flag pin.

  • yall

    I have an idea. After reading all these posts, I will NOT vote for either one, despiting already being registered.

  • teresa

    I love Sarah Palin. She is terrific. She will make a wonderful Vice President.

  • marisa

    joan- that is such a stupid reason to vote for obama if u were serious. who gives a hoot of what michelle thinks? she should have already been proud of our country after 9/11 because we were strong and got through that horrible time. how about other times when the US got through so much, and had victories? if she has never been proud of our country, then theres something wrong with that woman. but who cares about her when theres obama- an even bigger disaster

  • mary

    Obama has NO experience. He has never run anything. People are only voting for him because he is black.

  • y

    McCain has too much experience. He’s as crooked as they come.

  • kylie

    I’m 14 and I can’t believe some of the things you all say about Senator Obama. He hangs out with terroist? Wasn’t he like 8 then? He has as much experience as Govener Palin, who is only a heartbeat away from being President. At least Barack Obama chose his Vice President based from experience unlike Senator McCain, to get the Hilary Clinton supporters. He’s a terrorist? So because his dad is from Kenya that makes him a terrorist? I don’t think so. How low are people going to go?

  • lucas

    I’m 14 and I can’t believe some of the things you all say about Senator Obama. He hangs out with terroist? Wasn’t he like 8 then? He has as much experience as Govener Palin, who is only a heartbeat away from being President. At least Barack Obama chose his Vice President based from experience unlike Senator McCain, to get the Hilary Clinton supporters. He’s a terrorist? So because his dad is from Kenya that makes him a terrorist? I don’t think so. How low are people going to go?

    for a 14 year old u are really smart and waayy more cued in than half of these morons on this site who come and praise palin who is the worse thing to ever happen in politics. ur parents should be proud of raising you the right way! obama/biden 08!

  • lionel

    people who would rather vote for mccain/palin just because they dont want to see obama win are either racist, or just plain f*cked in the head. havent quite figured out which one it is yet

  • joan

    Marissa – I was just kidding – that is why I put FINALLY in all caps. I can’t stand Michelle Obama. Where has she been hiding lately. She is probably in a closet with Reverend Wrong and Father Fagler. Bill Ayres will soon be in that closet if he is not already there.

  • scott

    Scott you are dumb for 14 (first of all – I doubt you really are 14) It dosn’t matter if he was only 8. He hang with him NOW. That is all that really matters. Bill Ayres still hates America. He stomped on the American flag on the cover of a magazine just 2 years ago. He is a scumbag.

  • pauline

    McCain/Palin 08

  • taylor

    Marissa – I was just kidding – that is why I put FINALLY in all caps. I can’t stand Michelle Obama. Where has she been hiding lately. She is probably in a closet with Reverend Wrong and Father Fagler. Bill Ayres will soon be in that closet if he is not already there.

    god some republicans are such immature a$$holes.

  • lilly

    obama/biden 08. any decent human being who wants to see change in this country is voting that way.

  • y

    If we are comparing the partners of the candidates. Cindy (beer distributor billionaire) is so fake looking! She’s disgusting. At least Michelle is natural to look at.

  • christine

    obama 08:)

  • Sarita

    Why do you need to register to vote? All people eligible to vote should just be able to vote without having to do this extra steps. If they truly want as many people as possible to vote they would get rid of this register to vote nonsense.

  • patriot

    obama is hiding tooo much. Why wont he share with the nation his thesis during college, his college transcript…he lies about his association to william ayer who is a known domestic terrorist…he funded this terrorists and distributed millions for ayers. How is it possible that Obama did not know that his own pastor was an extreme racist…after all this guy was Obama’s pastor for 20+ years. Obama has also been connected with a Palistinian PLO. Do your homework America, Sure, Obama is a liberal…even I like some of the things “he says” he supports…but there is one thing I hate is someone pulling a wool over my head. I have considered my options very carefully…so should you.

  • sheryl

    Obama’s resume:

    NO leadership role in government local, state or federal
    NO leadership in business
    NO leadership in the military
    NO organizations he founded or managed.
    NO law firm partnerships.
    NO important cases tried as a lawyer
    NO work of legal scholarship has ever been published

    Obama hangs out with people who are racists and who hate America:
    William Ayers, Rev. Wright, Fr. Pfleger, Khalidi, etc.

    Obama gets support both financially and emotionally from terrorists like Hamas & Hezbollah.

    As senator, Obama supported and sent money to corrupt organizations like ACORN, slum lord Tony Rezko, radical school indoctrination advocates like William Ayers.

    Obama is being investigated for illegal campaign funds from foreign
    donors and from people who don’t even exist like Will Good, Doodad,
    and CBS has found even more that don’t even have names like XJDGPS and GWSQTUS.

    Obama supports infanticide and has said his first order of business is to repeal the ban on partial birth abortions. I’m pro-choice and I find that a disgusting.

    Obama won’t release his college records or thesis. This is unbelievable. I work in HR and I’ve seen more background digging into on people applying for a receptionist job and than what MSM and many in America have done on Obama. And he wants to be POTUS.

    The American people are being dissembled by Obama and the media.

    Someone said that electing Obama when the Democrats are in charge of the Congress is like having a car with two accelerator pedals and no breaks.

    If we go into a depression, Obama’s taxes and spending programs will be the death blow to America’s already weak economy.

    If Obama wins, I hope everyone likes soup.

  • sheryl

    Barack’s talking points:

    I didn’t know Ayers was a terrorist!
    I didn’t know my pastor of 20 yrs was an America-hating racist!
    I didn’t know Rezko was a crook!
    I didn’t know Raines drained Fannie/Freddie setting of a financial crisis of historic proportions!

    But trust me America I have the knowledge to lead this country!

  • bonnie

    EVERYONE GO AND REGISTER! It’s your chance to DO something so get up and make your opinion heard! It’s your duty!

  • Hellboy

    Osama or McCain. Idk. Is there a third choice?
    God I hope so

  • shell

    Obama is the most liberal person in the Senate. Period. So for someone to say that if you vote for McCain you are raciest or just fucked in the head is just fucked up itself. I’m voting for McCain because I am a republican…because I believe in pro-life, death penalty, lower taxes, less government….Obama wants more taxes and more government. I am NOT raciest if I don’t vote for that flake of a Candidate….YOU are raciest for bringing race into it.

    McCain/Palin 08

    To the person who said they were 14(if you are 14) you really showed your age. Obama’s political career was launched in Ayers home. He wasn’t 8 then.

  • Helena

    At first glance, I thought the girl was Daria’s sister!

  • christine

    OBAMA 08!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Yow

    Any DECENT human being would vote for McCain you idiot! Obama is a pure IDIOT! He needs to go back from where ever he came from!
    Hey 14 year old, SHUT UP! Go watch hanna montana.

  • http://www.brightledsigns.com/ kirathomas38

    No No I am here to vote for the Obama because he did many thing for us.
    Scrolling LED Signs