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Jennifer Aniston Loves Elementary School

Jennifer Aniston Loves Elementary School

Jennifer Aniston makes a stop at Cahuenga Elementary School in Los Angeles on Thursday afternoon for some charity work.

The 39-year-old actress was greeted by the young staff members of the Los Angeles Unified School District. Jen met them all with a friendly smile and a handshake!

After Jen left the elementary school, she was spotted paying a visit to John Mayer‘s house for his 31st birthday. The couple split in September but have been spotted at each other’s house this week.

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# 2
andamentothat @ 10/17/2008 at 8:38 am

Good for you Jennifer – Community service is a very good start. Have you hacked into Brad and Angelina’s outlook calendar and are therefore timing your outings well to garner some publicity. It may be the case, but I am willing to look at the brighter side – you are not simply tanning or getting hair done.. there is a lot to be said about that. Good for you.

# 3

God, I love her!!!

# 4

Charity is not her thing. She said so.

Unless it gets her picture taken.

# 5

How cute. She went toa school to peddle her smartwater.

# 6

Maybe she brought them some “Smartwater”. Nice try Jen, guess her publicist is trying to get her involved in some community service to improve her image? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! This does not seem natural at all.

# 7

I think it’s nice to see celebs doing something, anything, positive with their fame and all the stalking.

# 8

Give her a break. At least she’s trying to do something other than tan.

# 9

Charity work right on time,smart water and new romance.She needs help

Now she is trying to be AJ with all the charity? The difference is that Jolie is genuine and serious about her charity work. She did it years before it was highly publicised since hooking up with Pitt. Aniston is only doing this for PR.

I think it’s nice to see celebs doing something, anything, positive with their fame and all the stalking.
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Aniston is doing it for PUBLICITY. She isn’t a humanitarian like Jolie.

Everybody has to start somewhere. So maybe she’s trying to enrich her life with a little community service. Who knows this could be the start of something good for her. Just stop stop stop putting her down. The hate is just toxic.

Anonymous @ 10/17/2008 at 9:02 am

The smartwater was really not necessary. On a charity visit she is peddling expensive bottle water to people likely struggling? She really has no clue.

I agree trivia the hate is toxic, you would think Jared would do something about it. I wander how Brad and Angie feels about their fans acting this way. It just makes people hate them. They have the nastiest fans.

DESPERADOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just wondering what was the “charity work” she did? The article says she shook hands with them…..

Anonymous @ 10/17/2008 at 9:05 am

Bet she spent more time getting her hair blowdried than she did there! Carrying around the water she endorses, how tacky. I lost respect for her long ago, she’s more concerned about herself and what others think of her than anybody else.

Argg, she needs to change her hairstyle!!! Yeah it’s nice hair, but It’s just so aging on her now and makes her chin look even longer and she’s worn it the same way forever. No wonder guys get bored of her!! I’m bored of her and I don’t even know her!

Just wondering what was the “charity work” she did? The article says she shook hands with them…..

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lol …exactly

andamentothat @ 10/17/2008 at 8:38 am Good for you Jennifer – Community service is a very good start. Have you hacked into Brad and Angelina’s outlook calendar and are therefore timing your outings well to garner some publicity. It may be the case, but I am willing to look at the brighter side – you are not simply tanning or getting hair done.. there is a lot to be said about that. Good for you.

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LMAO andamentothat. hahahahaha I guess Stephen Huvane can’t really buy her accolades she doesn’t deserve anymore so he’s timing assorted little charity projects to coincide with Angelina’s KIND press conference in DC today. So that way, when Angie is covered on Monday for actually creating legislation for children and it runs on ET, they will coattail Maniston RIGHT behind her…and segue, ‘meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston stopped by blada blada school to…yada yada.” Nice work by her hardworking PR monster Huvane — all of a sudden we have the 40 yr old whose lived in this same school district for 20 years and never set foot in a school there, ‘visiting.’ hahaha. My guess is, when her film promo work for the dog movie comes up, she wants to have some charitable ‘project,’ she can say she’s working on, and have someone she’s dating – Maniston cannot stand to be manless when she sits down for her monosyllabic chats to promote her boring sh*tty rom coms.

wow. tell us how u really feel Cliniqua LOL

How convenient, a ‘charity’ visit paired with a very public ‘romantic’ visit. Well done, Mr. Huvane. Good scheduling.

# 4 ELLLLES @ 10/17/2008 at 8:46 am
Charity is not her thing. She said so.

Unless it gets her picture taken.

You know shes doing some charity work and your still not satisfied. Yes Jen Just wants her picture taken. You can’t just except the fact shes popular can you??

Her bag is big enough to put her bottle water inside. She’s so fake.

# 19 mariam @ 10/17/2008 at 9:20
am Just wondering what was the “charity work” she did? The article says she shook hands with them…..

I don’t know you always assume everything on your own so just think?? I would believe how important education is with our children today you think??

mariam @ 10/17/2008 at 9:20 am Just wondering what was the “charity work” she did? The article says she shook hands with them…..

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Well that’s it ! She’s been CHARITABLE enough to shake hands with regular people ! That’s her charity !

# 24 faith @ 10/17/2008 at 9:42 am
Her bag is big enough to put her bottle water inside. She’s so fake.

Her bag for water makes her fake HUH?? are you kidding me??

Sweets

after all your hate post on every Angelina thread,Please,What goes around comes around.

All you Jen Haters have a serious problems. At least she hadn’t drop kids for publicity and travel all over the world. If she really was a good mother she would give up her movie career and be a mother to her kids. Jolie does all this for PUBLICITY. For you imfo jennifer has always did charity work,even before you ever heard the name jolie.

she was there for two things, promoting her coming Dog movie and promoting her so unevironmental friendly plastic bottle Smart water.

She is so fake. She was there as advised and plan, arranged by her publicist to improve her ass and coochie , shallow image which she had been giving us bimonthly for the last 10 yrs. of her life. Huvane and her cronies sure browsing the internet , and knew what was people talking about.

A pig is still a pig even with lipstick on.

OH Brother!

Trivia——-You say someone has to start somewhere,but when it comes to Angelina you attack her for turning her life around.I’m glad jj has a thread for Jen,now I will do what you do on every Jolie thread.I didn’t care to comment on her threads before but her fans have gone to far.

RealityCheck @ 10/17/2008 at 10:04 am

It’s so good that she pays attention to American reality rather than distant, exotic, overseas locations like A. J. That shows more concern about immediate problems to me.

How is shaking hands with the staff “paying attention to American reality” and showing “more concern about immediate problems”. To me this smacks of all those politicians going to schools, supermarkets, kissing cute babies for PHOTO OPS. And for all those saying Aniston does charity very quietly, this doesn’t look very quiet to me.

# 25 ellie @ 10/17/2008 at 9:44 am # 19 mariam @ 10/17/2008 at 9:20
am Just wondering what was the “charity work” she did? The article says she shook hands with them…..

I don’t know you always assume everything on your own so just think?? I would believe how important education is with our children today you think??
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ellie I am not sure what you are trying to say, but I am the one who is curious as to what “charity” she did other than shaking hands.

It is a legitimate question. Education is important for our children and the United States has the worst record of any industrialized nation in terms of quality education. I am all for improving it.

Again, I ask What did she do for education other than shake hands with the staff at a school?

Did she donate money?
Did she volunteer to read to children?
Did she help fund some program?

Unless she has done something concrete that will impact lives, then this is a photo op and nothing more.

Oh and this last bit is just for you….”You think???”

You can tell she’s trying. I feel sorry for her. No matter what she does, she’s always going to be compared to Angelina. Angelina is just someone who doesn’t try so hard, she is who she is. Charity comes easy to her, motherhood obviously , her acting skills and beauty. What more could you want?

# 33 RealityCheck @ 10/17/2008 at 10:04 am It’s so good that she pays attention to American reality rather than distant, exotic, overseas locations like A. J. That shows more concern about immediate problems to me.
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You honestly think a refugee camp is exotic? An orphanage is exotic?
Oh, orphans and child amputees…exotic? Starvation? disease than could be cured by a simple administration of antibiotics exotic?

It is elitest mentality like yours that makes it “okay” for children to suffer needlessly.

charity, somewhat... @ 10/17/2008 at 10:29 am

The only charity work she has been willing to do with genuine concern and real fervour is the ability to open her legs very quickly and easily for any loser to come in and go, especially for the ones who treat her like trash and advertise about it !

Indeed she is into charity, especially the ones where she has to lay on a bed..

a total fan @ 10/17/2008 at 10:34 am

When a person shows up for a charity it is clear that the celebrity is using their status to bring awareness to the problem. So what is the charity, what is the problem here and what is being accomplished. If there are no answers to these questions ,then its a photo op in my opinion.

charity, somewhat... @ 10/17/2008 at 10:36 am

ebmo @ 10/17/2008 at 10:27 am # 33 RealityCheck @ 10/17/2008 at 10:04 am It’s so good that she pays attention to American reality rather than distant, exotic, overseas locations like A. J. That shows more concern about immediate problems to me.
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You honestly think a refugee camp is exotic? An orphanage is exotic?
Oh, orphans and child amputees…exotic? Starvation? disease than could be cured by a simple administration of antibiotics exotic?

It is elitest mentality like yours that makes it “okay” for children to suffer needlessly
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RealityCheck is just as egotistical, cynical, shallow and vacuous as his/her idol.

Aniston couldn’t even feel concerned about the fire in Greece, her other country where she is still has family members from her father side and where she lived at some point in her life !

oh wow, this so totally proves she loves children! :roll: where’s ur spencer sr., heidi sr.?

Jennifer looks gorgeous, I love her hair. Why are all you loons on Jennifer’s thread??? Oh that’s right! your obsessesd with her, so of course you will show up anywhere she is.

Ok I want to see pictures of Jen and John smooching and holding hands now!!!!!!!!!! Why the discreet Jen? Come one both of you are attention wh**res, why playing games with us, huh? If I were Jen friend I would definitely feel awkward and embarassed. After all, her friends are the ones trashing John in the first place. I bet they will say, well true love prevails, they cannot live their lives without one another, blah blah… LOL!!!!!!!!

oprah must not have an opening to showcase her “charitable efforts”.

I am not sure what she is there doing but she is carring a bag that states, “Change starts here”.

btw, she’s too good to drink the water from the school. or maybe this school does not have access to clean water and have to walk 10 miles each way for safe drinking water, hence she is donating her handshakes to dig a well in the back and fill it up with smartwater (to increase intelligence obviously).

African Girl @ 10/17/2008 at 11:20 am

ebmo @ 10/17/2008 at 10:27 am

RealityCheck @ 10/17/2008 at 10:04 am

It’s so good that she pays attention to American reality rather than distant, exotic, overseas locations like A. J. That shows more concern about immediate problems to me.
+++++++++++++++++++++++
You honestly think a refugee camp is exotic? An orphanage is exotic?
Oh, orphans and child amputees…exotic? Starvation? disease than could be cured by a simple administration of antibiotics exotic?

It is elitest mentality like yours that makes it “okay” for children to suffer needlessly.

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Don’t be too harsh on her, she’s probably never left the four walls of her home so going to her neighbor’s garden is exotic for her. It’s not an elitist mentality on display here, it is an ignorant one.

You know it gets to a point, when you stop getting angry and just start feeling sorry for some people.

I don’t think people hate Jennifer. It’s more she is so transparent and predicable and manipulative in her motives.She just does NOT seem sincere in this at all!!! I mean she is ALL about herself. She does not do charity by her own admission. So why right now? Is it a coincidence that AJ has a press conference or Jen has a badly reviewed movie coming out. It would be better for Jen if she stuck to what she knows best. That would be dating, shopping and tanning.

Smoking Is Bad For You @ 10/17/2008 at 11:31 am

She could be there to promote Smartwater as the preferred bottled water and the advantages of drinking water instead of soda.

I love her, beautiful!!!

What could Jenn possibly have to offer a classroom of grade school kids. Give me a break! That photo of her walking into the school is such an act. What insights is she going to give out. Tips on tanning 24/7. Or maybe how to be the best cougar on the block.

Charity work and Jen?
I would be seriously concerned if Jen was doing “charity work” at my kids school. She is NOT a role model in any way shape or form. She doesn’t even like kids so this is a total publicity stunt.. Yet again Maniston is fooling the public into thinking she cares. Yeah, only about herself. Jen is pathetic.

From Lainey @ 10/17/2008 at 11:46 am

Her friends suck too?
It’s already been well established: Jessica Simpson has no friends. The ones she does have suck ass.

Same goes for Jennifer Aniston?

OK! is reporting exclusively that there was a sleepover last night at John Mayer’s. She was dropped off by her security and apparently had a small bag with her, notable because when they were together during the summer, they’d always stay at her place and never his.

Apparently the fact that she’s at his place now is an indication that the two have quickly become serious again…

I’m The One. I’m The One who will change him.

How many times have you heard this? From a girlfriend so intoxicated by romance or blinded by desperation or motivated by ego or all of the above she starts living and loving out of her ass?

Or maybe you’ve been there too? Over the protests of everyone else, over your own protests even, stupid enough to think that it was ok not to work, to skip life and do nothing, to give up your own interests, just to be with him because …

You were The One.

It’s your friends who step up and tell you: no, *****, you are NOT The One, now wake the f-ck up!

So for a girl who claims to be such a girl’s girl, where the hell are Jennifer Aniston’s friends? The ones who should be telling her she’s not The One? The One doesn’t get dumped and humiliated 3 times for the paps during an impromptu presser … just sayin’.

Perhaps though the problem isn’t so much a lack of true friendship than it is an overabundance of famewhorage.

She’s gambling on being The One who tamed a Douche. It’s always, always, always about the image. Don’t feel sorry for her then that she can’t find love.

Melissa are you really asking why people are posting on Jens thread,are you serious?You post all the time on Angelina’s threads.

Well her actions have proved that nothing this woman does is genuine! She always has a motive behind but anyway time will tell if she is really serious about it or not! So far she never gave a penny from her pocket to any charity she is involved with when at the same time she spends great amounts of cash to vacation in Mexico almost every damn week!

I’m not saying that she has no right to do it but lets be honest she is not trying very hard! She is just there for the sake of being there and have another headline with her name on it!

And one last thing! What woman on her right mind and some self respect will hook up again with a man who was taking every opportunity to talk to the press about the fact that HE dumped her and not the other way around other than having some benefits from than relationship! A woman who supposedly hate her personal life being scrutinised!

But I guess giving all these tell all interviews after her divorce she kind of recanted that herself!

There is nothing that have won my respect for her so far!

andamentothat @ 10/17/2008 at 11:54 am

African Girl @ 10/17/2008 at 11:20 am ebmo @ 10/17/2008 at 10:27 am

RealityCheck @ 10/17/2008 at 10:04 am

It’s so good that she pays attention to American reality rather than distant, exotic, overseas locations like A. J. That shows more concern about immediate problems to me.
+++++++++++++++++++++++
You honestly think a refugee camp is exotic? An orphanage is exotic?
Oh, orphans and child amputees…exotic? Starvation? disease than could be cured by a simple administration of antibiotics exotic?

It is elitest mentality like yours that makes it “okay” for children to suffer needlessly.

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Don’t be too harsh on her, she’s probably never left the four walls of her home so going to her neighbor’s garden is exotic for her. It’s not an elitist mentality on display here, it is an ignorant one.

You know it gets to a point, when you stop getting angry and just start feeling sorry for some people.

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AG, You have to give it to her.. she has been reading the pages here.. she was so hurt that her fans cant spell too well or have comprehension issues, she has decided to tackle the issue head on.. NTLB101 is catching.. I am getting sick of saying this myself..

I am so concerned about the way the economy is going that Sierra Leone, Darfur, Chad, Ethiopia are being termed as ‘exotic’ destinations by the jen fans.

Sad, Cabo used to one but even they couldnt defend that.

Give the fraud a break. She is trying to pretend she is a person of substance. Okay I was laughing when I wrote that. She promoting her movie. LOL

I wonder if she wrote a check to this charity….Okay another joke. We know she doesn’t open her wallet to help others

andamentothat @ 10/17/2008 at 11:58 am

my take onJen carrying the smart water bottle is that she needed a gulp or two to stand in front of the elementary school students..

Maniston reminds me of Tomkat. No matter what they do, EVERYTHING they do smacks of a publicity stunt. Always photographers. Always a write up. It is staged and fake. They are consumed by being famous and crave attention from the media and the public. It reeks of desperation and insincerity and nobody takes them seriously. What a joke they have all become.

Sorry guys but she and smartwater developed a program for
the schools when she first started with them. She just doesn’t
call the press every time she donates to something. It’s been
going on for a couple of years now.

Melissa @ 10/17/2008 at 10:53 am
Why are all you loons on Jennifer’s thread???

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Pot calling the kettle black.

so @ 10/17/2008 at 11:56 am

I wonder if she wrote a check to this charity….Okay another joke. We know she doesn’t open her wallet to help others
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LMAO!! Whatever this thing is it is sponsored by Smartwater! She wouldn’t give a dollar away!

And the program is not about charity! It’s about teaching the kids how to eat healthy,exercise and drink a lot of smart water! LOL!!

It’s been a while since any new Smartwater news, but it now seems that Jen and Glaceau have taken on a very worthy cause:

Poor nutrition and a lack of physical activity among america’s children are at an all-time high. that’s why jennifer aniston and smartwater have teamed up with the non-profit group Action for Healthy Kids – an organization with a smart approach: make changes in schools to help students eat and drink well and exercise more.

September 10th, 2007

http://www.jenniferanistonwatch.com/smartwater-for-a-cause/

Maniston is a publicity ho. Any way she can get it. Lets see:
she pretends to support her friends(photo op). Hooks up with a loser exBF who publicly dumped her(unless that was a stunt, too and photo op). Shakes hands for charity work at a school w/ her smart water in sight(photo op). All in the last few days. Boy that vacation must have energized Jen. She is on a photo op roll. Oh I forgot. Jen has another really bad movie coming out. Jen is so all about me,me,me.

i just do not understand this hate for this womam. who can judge her for her life we have no ideal what she does with her time or her money.

from lainey @ 10/17/2008 at 12:23 pm

Her friends suck too?

It’s already been well established: Jessica Simpson has no friends. The ones she does have suck ass.

Same goes for Jennifer Aniston?

OK! is reporting exclusively that there was a sleepover last night at John Mayer’s. She was dropped off by her security and apparently had a small bag with her, notable because when they were together during the summer, they’d always stay at her place and never his.

Apparently the fact that she’s at his place now is an indication that the two have quickly become serious again…

I’m The One. I’m The One who will change him.

How many times have you heard this? From a girlfriend so intoxicated by romance or blinded by desperation or motivated by ego or all of the above she starts living and loving out of her ass?

Or maybe you’ve been there too? Over the protests of everyone else, over your own protests even, stupid enough to think that it was ok not to work, to skip life and do nothing, to give up your own interests, just to be with him because …

You were The One.

It’s your friends who step up and tell you: no, *****, you are NOT The One, now wake the f-ck up!

So for a girl who claims to be such a girl’s girl, where the hell are Jennifer Aniston’s friends? The ones who should be telling her she’s not The One? The One doesn’t get dumped and humiliated 3 times for the paps during an impromptu presser … just sayin’.

Perhaps though the problem isn’t so much a lack of true friendship than it is an overabundance of famewhorage.

She’s gambling on being The One who tamed a Douche. It’s always, always, always about the image. Don’t feel sorry for her then that she can’t find love.

Jennifer Aniston is brilliant in how she plays the press and public into thinking “she cares” and she is Americas Sweetheart.
When I see her I think – washed up, has been Rachel. Her glory days were years ago w/ Friends. That’s it.

Are you guys so into ragging on her that you don’t even read the
news? One of the things that she and Smartwater agreed on
was helping the schools when they wrote the contract. Look it
up. Of course it is only the American schools so maybe you
don’t consider it important, just like Cancer research, St.
Luke’s hospital and several others things she is involved in.
We are in such a mess now, how can you consider sending
millions overseas than taking care of your own. Wake up.

How about writing a FAT CHECK to charities?

How about writing a FAT CHECK to charities?

How about writing a FAT CHECK to charities?

How about writing a FAT CHECK to charities?

a total fan @ 10/17/2008 at 12:36 pm

#67 Smart Water agreed to help the schools? So are they giving them free water or are they and Aniston writing out a big check?

herpies alert @ 10/17/2008 at 12:36 pm

I hope she gave the children a lecture about safe sex and sleeping around with multiple partners. Can’t believe they’d let her on the grounds knowing she’s such a pot head.

Boy, Maniston has really revved up the publicity machine. She must have a movie coming out, otherwise she would be tanning. She also seems to time her stunts when Brad and Angie are in the news. Just saying.

lala you do live in lala land don’t you. Can you say stupid?? Yeah jenho would be a good mother? please, she could not take time off her busy schedule to have a baby with a man she was married too? And please we all know she hasn’t gotten over him and she still pines for him everyday. She wishes she had the wonderful,fullfilled life that B&A have with each other and their kids. They are obviously so happy and jenho is a sad,miserable,doormat, spectacle of herself. To take back a man who publically dumped her-how SAD!!!!

Wanda @ 10/17/2008 at 12:25 pm Are you guys so into ragging on her that you don’t even read the
news? One of the things that she and Smartwater agreed on
was helping the schools when they wrote the contract
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Not true. They came out with this charity work after being called out because poor people don’t have clean drinking water and bottles hurt the envirorment. Yet Smartwater and Aniston are making money and not giving back. There was nothing about any charity work when the contract was first announce.

BTW are you saying Aniston does not care about people outside of the US. Well ITA. She doesn’t care about people inside of the US either. It’s all for show and to see SmartWater. Let’s see if a check is written by Ms Aniston.

Doesn’t Jennifer’s add campaign with smart water feature her naked. Yeah that is the role model I would like my kids to hear from.

jenisawhore @ 10/17/2008 at 12:39 pm

I don’t think she misses Brad per se. I think she just misses the attention standing beside him creates, not to mention the red carpet events.

You don’t think it is important for kids in America to have good
health habits now. I would consider that to be quite important.
Why don’t all of you that think it is some more important to
help other countries move over there and help out? She has
helped with a lot of charities in America that really need it.
Cancer Research, St. Luke’s, Stem cell research and a
number of others. She dates, big deal. Half of Hollywood
has had babies and aren’t married so you gotta know that
they aren’t angels and I would bet that most of you aren’t
either. Maybe some of you need to decide that America is
not in the greatest shape right now and quit sending all the
chartity to other countries. Texas and California have both
had major damage, try helping them first.

Murdoch- yeah I agree with that. Being Brad’s x is the only thing keeping her in the news- her 15 minutes is definately up!

Come on. Jennifer Aniston at an elementary school doing charity work!! If Jen wants to be taken seriously she is going to have to do something people will really believe. With her income, that should involve some serious check writing. I’m talking some BIG numbers. I just do not see that happening. The only thing Jen is interested in is attention!!!!

THEY HAVE TO MARRY AND HAVE CHILDREN NOW!!!

jennifer preaching healthful living to elementary students is equivalent to their moms telling them to eat their vegetables. not very effective in my opinion. they’ll have better luck having miley cyrus, vanessa and zac, or selena gomez talking to them.

jenjenjen @ 10/17/2008 at 1:03 pm

Jennifer is stuck on having the attention on her. I think being with Brad gave her believability. All eyes were on them. Even if it was about PR.
Now that she is divorced she still craves that attention. The thing is, no one believes in her. She has become a joke in the industry. A victim of her own ambitions.

People are getting more stupid all the time. Jen goes with someone
and she is awful. Brad has six kids and their relationship isn’t
important enough to get married but that is fine. You can say that
it isn’t necessary all you want but I certainly believe that marriage
is still necessary if you want to raise a family. Most of the adoption
agencies in America believe that too. That is why she adopts
out of the country.

Wanda @ 10/17/2008 at 12:25 pm Are you guys so into ragging on her that you don’t even read the
news? One of the things that she and Smartwater agreed on
was helping the schools when they wrote the contract
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Okay. Can no one answer the simple question:
WHAT EXACTLY IS SHE / ARE THEY doing to help the schools?

Literacy programs?
Physical Fitness programs?
English as a second language programs?
Funding a Community Center?

What?

Other than dontating used handbags to a cancer auction, I have yet to see her walk the walk.

If you have some additional CONCRETE (not generic, like “she has helped ST. Judes”) information I am happy to see it.

But so far no one has presented anything she has done other than to appear on TV asking other people to give money, or appeared in photo ops.

BAMPZSKV#1 @ 10/17/2008 at 1:19 pm

JenHo is no American sweetheart more like American NIGHTMARE.
I hate this fugly bitttche, it’s so obvious that she need the attention when Brangelina is in the news.
Shittt!!! I’ll even pay her for NOT showing her FUGLY face in public or making any more STUPID movie.
Hi Cliniqua and all regular JP fans.

THEY WILL GET MARRY THAT ‘S ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

ebmo @ 10/17/2008 at 10:20 am
ellie I am not sure what you are trying to say, but I am the one who is curious as to what “charity” she did other than shaking hands.

It is a legitimate question. Education is important for our children and the United States has the worst record of any industrialized nation in terms of quality education. I am all for improving it.

Again, I ask What did she do for education other than shake hands with the staff at a school?

Did she donate money?
Did she volunteer to read to children?
Did she help fund some program?

Unless she has done something concrete that will impact lives, then this is a photo op and nothing more.

Oh and this last bit is just for you….”You think???”

hey Embo
Every single one of us speculates on everyone it seems. I haven’t even been on here but once or twice on the sites b/c it all to vicious.
I still don’t know Jennifer Angie or Brad personally so I’m just assuming an assumption of what shes doing there. As far as charities i do believe all the rich help other people some just don’t speak of it thats all. You see there no reason to be n the attack like god forbid what I said. My God this is what the problem is. And if you are all making fun of you think? which i haven’t written i really don’t like it. Ok Embo..

# 82 Pete @ 10/17/2008 at 1:05 pm People are getting more stupid all the time. Jen goes with someone
and she is awful. Brad has six kids and their relationship isn’t
important enough to get married but that is fine. You can say that
it isn’t necessary all you want but I certainly believe that marriage
is still necessary if you want to raise a family. Most of the adoption
agencies in America believe that too. That is why she adopts
out of the country.
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As someone who has worked in children’s services for years I can tell you a loving home, even by a single parent, is preferable to languishing in foster care & or group homes.

Talk to some of the kids who have spent years in the system. then maybe you can offer an opinion.

I love when celebs use their fame to bring attention to causes… but it doesn’t look like she was expecting photogs here…

She looks pretty and natural on those pictures….

handshake???? ug

and nice rolled jeans such a follower and not even a good trend
loser

Gotta say no wonder America is in trouble. You intelligent people
paid $14 million for pictures of Brad’s twins, $3 million of it went
out of the country, $100,000 went to help gay marriage and the
rest of it is in a foundation in their name. Every time they bring
a little of it out it is a major news event and you are the ones
paying for it and they get all the attention. They have been
taking donations for Katrina for almost a year so you are
paying for that too. They live in a mansion, fly all over
and you are probably having a hard time paying your
bills. Awareness and charity are fine but figure out what
you are really paying for.

burstingbubble @ 10/17/2008 at 1:32 pm

Caroline @ 10/17/2008 at 1:22 pm
and natural on those pictures….

it takes 2 hours of hair and make up for her to look like this.

burstingbubble @ 10/17/2008 at 1:36 pm

wanda/candy/andrew/pete etc. etc., why don’t u decide on one name and stick with it?

bystander @ 10/17/2008 at 1:38 pm

Maniston is famewhore to the MX ..look at that she got this HUUUUUGE BAG but she’s holding her bottled water for all the paparazi to see and photograph…. she’s all for earning money and not into charity… stupid, desperate HAG.. YES stupid and desperate coz only stupid and desperate hag will accept a douche bag like meyer after publicly telling that he dumped her. Stupid becoz according to her friend JM cheated on her numerous times and yet all is forgiven for the sake of FAMEWHORING.

Why do some writers call Jenn “Maniston”?

bystander @ 10/17/2008 at 1:56 pm

Andrew @ 10/17/2008 at 1:30 pm

Oh right Andrew .. its Brad’s & Angelina’s fault that America is in economic recession because according to you the money they got from the twins pics went out of the country ..right *smirk* . Let see we have global warming becoz the JPs uses private jet, there are millions of orphans in USA becoz Angelina only adopt outside of US. There are millions of homeless in every states becoz Brad and Angelina only help in New Orleans. So did i miss other crimes of the JPs??? hmmmm.

Hey Ebmo
No comment back . I aswered what i felt.. Listen everyone enjoy your day I’m not feeling to well. maybe later.

#27, you cracked me up!! Her bag makes her look so fake, LMAO! What a brillant character that person was to come up with something so stupid!

Sorry Jolie/Pitt fans, your hate for her is just not working!

Love her, she looks gorgeous!!

Charity work is good but is there a need to promote the product you’re endorsing? Some will say, she’s thirsty, so she needed her bottled water. Really?! Tell that to the marines!!

anistonisaHYpocrite @ 10/17/2008 at 2:20 pm

The FAMEWH*RE is at it again folks! I guess this is an attempt to try and combat the “Jen is a f*cking MORON for getting back with Mayer” consensus among the public, by once again pimping her Smartwater “charity”.

I wonder whether those elementary students know how damaging bottled water is for the environment, and that having an aluminum or metal bottle that you just REFILL everyday is actually a SMARTer idea??? Instead of shelling out unnecessary amounts of dough for her fraudulent smartwater company? In which she is a spokesperson and shareholder and therefore cashes in every time a bottle is sold? Hmm? What exactly is charitable about that?

This b*tch makes me sick. The whole premise of CHARITY is that you are doing something SELFLESS and FREE to help someone, not pimping your damn bottled water company and cashing in in the process. There is no “charity” or “work” to it. She freaking took two steps from where she lives, strolled in and out, pimped her company, and left. They whole “promoting healthy living in kids” is a nice front, because it ain’t charity when the b*tch is making money for it.

What’s the point of her covering her face with that hair? It still shows her chain. And notice how she’s holding that water bottle — she’s making sure the name smartwater shows. How sooo predictable is this media *****. She is there to promote her water and making friends with people’s kiddies to tell them to watch her dog movie, and then kids go home and tell their parents to take them to that smartwater woman’s movie. hahaha…….Doesn’t this girl get any funnier?!

bystander @ 10/17/2008 at 2:26 pm

hoehum @ 10/17/2008 at 1:45 pm Why do some writers call Jenn “Maniston”?

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Man + Aniston = Maniston
coz she looks like a man (specially when her hair is not framing her face) LOL.

anistonisaHYpocrite @ 10/17/2008 at 2:32 pm

Anonymous @ 10/17/2008 at 9:02 am

The smartwater was really not necessary. On a charity visit she is peddling expensive bottle water to people likely struggling? She really has no clue.

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AMEN. Can you get more tacky than that?

When is Jen gonna get the hint! Most of the comments on here are negative. A lot of other sites on the internet do not like her! I guess she likes to keep making a fool of herself.

Nice work, Huvane.

“Charity work” paired with conspicuously holding Smartwater to counteract the night (sex) visit to John Mayer’s lair bringing a Gelson’s brown shopping bag.

Hmm, I didn’t see that one coming!

Aniston's_Colossal_Chin @ 10/17/2008 at 3:11 pm

Leave the Man’ alone!
She’s tryin’ to be all humanitarian and shiz, by shakin’ hands with them kids and smilin’ at them and talkin’ to them and noddin’ at all their children’s comments.

So what if them kids don’t know who the hell she is and keeps starin’ at her colossal chin and wonderin’ what the heck is that big water bottle she’s holdin’ and askin’ them if hey, do they want one too!

Them kids are prolly wonderin’ why the lady wid the fake blonde curtain hair converin’ most of her face didn’t bring ‘em like free cars and computers and money and shiz!

She’s bringin’ them guys with cameras and askin’ them to pose and smile but heck, where’s them free goodies?

She didn’t bring any????

Oh well, we’ll prolly get our mugs on TV or the internets or somethin’…

Remember:

“John Mayer held a press conference with the paparazzi to announce that he dumped Jennifer Aniston, not once, but THREE times….”

Yet she gets back with him.
What type of woman does this???

Ms. Marla @ 10/17/2008 at 3:55 pm

Still the lovely golden girl we all love,healthy not looking like the white pasty wax like creatures we have seen pictures or here lately plugging her movies ,talk ing about purchasing more children to fill up her empty life or to change her image, I think Jen will have the last laugh after all,keep doing what you are doing Ja. you look happy

From dlisted:

Anyalwayshorny, Jenny Aniston shuffled into John Mayer’s house last night to celebrate his 31st birthday. She brought along her baby making kit and her wedding inspiration album “just in case.” Instead of making John blow out the candles on his birfday cake, she made his peen blow a load into a test tube. I don’t think John even noticed.

Hopefully Jen and John are truly in love and not participating in some publicity stunt.
And that Jen breaks the curse of being dumped by every guy post-Brad…

Ms. Marla @ 10/17/2008 at 3:55 pm

Still the lovely golden girl we all love
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Speak for yourself, honey!

# 86 ellie @ 10/17/2008 at 1:21 pm ebmo @ 10/17/2008 at 10:20 am
ellie I am not sure what you are trying to say, but I am the one who is curious as to what “charity” she did other than shaking hands.

It is a legitimate question. Education is important for our children and the United States has the worst record of any industrialized nation in terms of quality education. I am all for improving it.

Again, I ask What did she do for education other than shake hands with the staff at a school?

Did she donate money?
Did she volunteer to read to children?
Did she help fund some program?

Unless she has done something concrete that will impact lives, then this is a photo op and nothing more.

Oh and this last bit is just for you….”You think???”

hey Embo
Every single one of us speculates on everyone it seems. I haven’t even been on here but once or twice on the sites b/c it all to vicious.
I still don’t know Jennifer Angie or Brad personally so I’m just assuming an assumption of what shes doing there. As far as charities i do believe all the rich help other people some just don’t speak of it thats all. You see there no reason to be n the attack like god forbid what I said. My God this is what the problem is. And if you are all making fun of you think? which i haven’t written i really don’t like it. Ok Embo..

96 ellie @ 10/17/2008 at 1:58 pm Hey Ebmo
No comment back . I aswered what i felt.. Listen everyone enjoy your day I’m not feeling to well. maybe later.
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ELLIE,
I hope you feel better, I really do. Someone named ellie wrote “you think?” in the following post:

“# 25 ellie @ 10/17/2008 at 9:44 am # 19 mariam @ 10/17/2008 at 9:20
am Just wondering what was the “charity work” she did? The article says she shook hands with them…..

I don’t know you always assume everything on your own so just think?? I would believe how important education is with our children today you think??”

If that is not you then I apologise. It was to this poorly worded, post that I addressed my remarks.

I truly wish all the rich helped out, but the reality is they do not.
the largest population of homeless people in this country is children. Not orphans but children with homeless parents.
Go ahead and look it up.
After that look up how many shelters have closed, how many programs have lost their funding. Check out exactly how many battered women’s shelters there are in your city and what the waiting list is as well as how long people can stay. Look up the shortage of foster care homes. Look up how our government is cutting medical service for our veterans with service related disabilities.

You will see there is a HUGE gap between the 1% that owns 98% of the wealth in this country and the working class. The gap is widening, not shrinking.

It would not surprise me if this whole make up -breakup with john and Jenn is all a big farce by their PR machines. I mean John would pretend to break up just to be in on the joke and Jenn is desperate enough to do anything to get her mug out there. They are both pathetic and I believe nothing they do or say is sincere.

Hmmm.

Still no answer on exactly what funding or services Jen is promoting for the schools?
Looks like a photo op to me.

right on! @ 10/17/2008 at 5:00 pm

Who cares if Maniston and the loser are back together. They are a joke. Can you imagine Jen all whiny and possessive on John when hes just trying to do his thing. What a downer. Talk about killing the buzz! John might be an a__, but Jen is just downright pathetic. And now shes trying to connect with kids. How funny is that. This girl just keeps making everyone else in the business look so smart.

These 2 are perfect for each other!
Pretend that you want a family and babies!
Pretend to be a couple!
Pretend to be a couple with someone else!
Pretend you are 19 and a groupie!
Pretend you have a nasty break up!
Pretend to get back together again!
Pretend you care about community service!
Pretend some broke your heart into a million pieces!
Jen IS an actress!!! Yeah!

OMFG!! She’s shilling Smartwater under the pretense of visiting an elementary school? How tacky can you get?!

Can someone please explain to me why she doesn’t have anything to do with her family? And also, did Vince Vaughn dump her? Have all the guys dumped her or did she dump any of them?

Poor Jen. Have some self-respect, sistah!

Why do you get dumped ALL THE FREAKIN’ TIME?
And why do you go back to Mayer who publicly dumped you (on TMZ!) not just once, but THREE times.

There are other men out there.
You may be ordinary-looking, vapid and desperate, but you’re RICH!
Buy yourself some gorgeous, young hottie!
Live your life, sistah.

Since this desperate media Ho Maniston slightly “change ” her hair with lighter colour and more extensions to makes it fuller Her face now looks more and more harder like FABIO… LOL

Hello you …. LOL
you are funny ….
and yes… a lousy pretend actress… LOL

Ms Marla # 107
I think Jen will have the last laugh after all….

You bet she is.
Hooking back up with John. Shilling her yucky water to young children under the pretense that shes doing community service. Making millions in really bad movies. Having pity parties for herself w/ friends that want to RUN away in the opposite direction. Vacations and tanning away her life. No close family or true friends, but you go girl!! You have important things to do in your life.

It is a shame this school is being used by phony Jen and her PR machine, which by the way has been working overtime since B and A are on their own pr circuit. Frankly I don’t believe anything Jen says or does. It all smells and looks fishy. Whether or not she is with John, it doesn’t matter. She will always look desperate and pathetic and orangeish.

WOW. Jenn will not be denied. I want PR now!!! I want a cover photo!! Brad shows off some family photos and his beautiful Angie in a cover shoot. Jenn breaks out with the loser ex BF and tries some charity on some poor little kids. Jenn is so predictable. Her bitterness cannot be contained whenever the J-Ps have a public moment. Jenn is so hungry for attention she will do anything. Anything!!

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow! she’s getting younger every sec!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOOOVE JEN <3

# 82 Pete @ 10/17/2008 at 1:05 pm
I certainly believe that marriage is still necessary if you want to raise a family. Most of the adoption agencies in America believe that too.
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You could not be more wrong, and I have worked for years in adoption so I know whereof I speak. The adoption agencies are delighted to accept applications from single people and unmarried people living together because these applicants are usually willing to accept a hard-to-place child; i.e., other than a normal healthy Caucasian infant under a year old. There are many hard-to-place children (older children, children with mild to severe handicaps, sibling groups that can’t be separated, etc.) in desperate need of loving families and many single people and unmarried parents have filled this need.

125 Jill @ 10/17/2008 at 8:06 pm # 82 Pete @ 10/17/2008 at 1:05 pm
I certainly believe that marriage is still necessary if you want to raise a family. Most of the adoption agencies in America believe that too.
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You could not be more wrong, and I have worked for years in adoption so I know whereof I speak. The adoption agencies are delighted to accept applications from single people and unmarried people living together because these applicants are usually willing to accept a hard-to-place child; i.e., other than a normal healthy Caucasian infant under a year old. There are many hard-to-place children (older children, children with mild to severe handicaps, sibling groups that can’t be separated, etc.) in desperate need of loving families and many single people and unmarried parents have filled this need.
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That is exactly my experience too. No one wants to see a child languish in foster care when someone is willing to provide a stable home.

Add to that the legal mandate that family reunification or termination of parental rights will occur within a limited time frame and it is clear that adoption agencies have to broaden their base of perpective parents.

ebmo @ 10/17/2008 at 8:18 pm

A gay couple in my building adopted a baby seven years ago that nobody else wanted because she was born severely diabetic and no other adoptive applicants wanted to deal with her medical problems. I saw the child just last week and she is healthy and thriving. Her adoptive parents are the best thing that ever happened to her.

she looks desperate. she’s only doing for publicity. so fake…..

# 127 Jill @ 10/17/2008 at 8:48 pm ebmo @ 10/17/2008 at 8:18 pm

A gay couple in my building adopted a baby seven years ago that nobody else wanted because she was born severely diabetic and no other adoptive applicants wanted to deal with her medical problems. I saw the child just last week and she is healthy and thriving. Her adoptive parents are the best thing that ever happened to her.
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I had to remove four little ones from a parental home. The baby had a cleft palate and the parents were starving her. The two year old was eating out of a trash can. (The list of horrors go on) . The parents were a married couple in the military that had medical benefits and special services out the wazoo. They just did not care enough about the kids to use them.

I placed them with an unmaried couple who eventually adopted all four, (as you know finding an adoptive parent willing to take on an entire sibship, especially with special needs is very difficult)

This was about three years ago and they are thriving! The baby had the necessary surgeries. she is a little beauty. The two year old is no longer malnourished. The oldest boy no longer hides under the bed.
The children are safe and happy and could not be loved more.

stargazer @ 10/17/2008 at 9:16 pm

I guess the Smartwater people don’t know about internets. If they did, they would realize that they should find another spokesmodel. This one is givin them lots of bad press.

This is another desperate pathetic attempt to get attention. This dried up who re should go set her azz down. I would be up set if she show up at my kids school.

She makes me sick she is a PIG

I think she’s a troll that belongs under a bridge.

Seriously, all you who can dish it out so easily….how many volunteer hours have you put in? Probably not at your own kids schools!!!!! GET A LIFE.

Look who is struggling to move up from the D list she dropped to. Hanging out with a loser douche bag will not help her career. Douche bag is losing all his fans to. John and Jen two phony douche bags. I can’t wait until her dog movie flop.

To funny the only man this desperate hag could get was a nasty douche who craves media attention to stay significate in Hollywood. Some that built their career out of hype. Wait that’s Jen to. These two make a lovely couple. Two superficiale dudes.
So not going to see her movie nor buy his record.

107 Ms. Marla @ 10/17/2008 at 3:55 pm

…plugging her movies, talking about purchasing more children to fill up her empty life,…
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You must be out of your mind associating ‘empty life’ with AJ!

@Ellie

I gave up replying comment from people who do not want to have open mind and only wanted to see what they wanted to see since long time ago.
You waste your own time, Honey.

This is what I do. I admire Jen, in bad or good time, and it’s enough for me. I don’t have the need to convince other people to do so. Because when you really argue with them, they will not and can not give reasons to support their argument.

So, for the sake of your own heart, and for the love of Jen that you have (at least what I have), just ignore them. Have a nice Weekend!

@Andamendtothat

I posted an article about Pitt’s activity (well, not directly) on the thread which contained Angelina’s photo which was taken by Pitt. I hope you have the chance to read it. Have a nice Weekend to you too!

she went to peddle smart water cause they pay her to!!! She has alot of money and likes spending it on herself!!! well thats all good cause she sure is gonna need it when the lame ass movies she does dies out!!!! I don’t know how this girl became a huge interest I guess because of brad but he left for a more beautiful adventurous woman and thank god he did !!!! jen was lucky to marry pitt in the first place she really is not that attractive. Look at Angie!!!!!!!! come on !!!

You Know what people!!!!! That couple can have have as many freakin kids as they want they have the means to care for them and its their life who the hell are you to pass judgement? I hope they adopt 10 more kids and that would save 10 more lives! You wish you had their Life!!!!!

Jen I hate to admit I use to like all of you. I do know you don’t love Brad anymore.. But I will never go on X and X website ever again. Your X husband and X are a bunch of phonies I have no longer have respect for them. There both bullsh**ters and always will be. I don’t even believe there in love to much said about it since everyone was saying they were splitting up. There together for the children..

No wonder why x love daggers she so insecure about you she loves to stab you in the heart since the beginning, and your x doesn’t have a sensitivity chip its definitely missing… I will never write on there site and fans still fending for her shes so honest she tells everything , she so truthful. She and your x are the cruelest of all of holly wood, can’t imagine anyone respecting either one of them..She don’t even know how to love shes a mental case and so is he.

Like they say Jen you are the most beautifulest person in your heart and on the outside… I so happy i’ve always adored you…

Jennifer we love you, we can’t wait your next movie

Jennifer we love you, we can’t wait to see your next movie

@Donna – Comment 140 – You Know what people!!!!! That couple can have have as many freakin kids as they want they have the means to care for them and its their life who the hell are you to pass judgement? I hope they adopt 10 more kids and that would save 10 more lives! You wish you had their Life!!!!!

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I could care less how many children they have. Go on to your own thread and spew your love for them there. We are not interested about those two here.

jr-nobody's sweetheart @ 10/18/2008 at 12:03 pm

HILARIOUS, but so, so sad! From IMdb.
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what a juvenile self-absorbed twit!!!!!!
Huh? What are you basing this on?

1] inappropriately dressed
2] commercial products [jenny has a profit stake in] pushed to captive ELEMENTARY school children
3] disrespectful to the students by being late
4] disrespectful to the staff/students by showing up with a camera crew and
5] referring to her own experiences instead of graciously apologizing for her faux pas.

the principal sounds royally po’ed. this whole scenario sounds very ‘off.’ i wonder what they thought she was coming for. an hour talk about ‘water nutrition’ to elementary school kids. GMAFB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if i were a parent in that school and heard about this i would be screaming down the phone to the principal and the school superintendent. do you think this might have something to do with it?

Cahuenga Elementary School in Los Angeles
Source: CA Dept. of Education,
2007-2008 Ethnicity This School
Hispanic or Latino 61%
Asian 30%
Filipino 6%
African American 2%
White <1%
American Indian or Alaska Native <1%
Multiple or No Response <1%

Less than 1% White . as gomer pyle said SURPRISE, SURPRISE, SURPRISE!!!!!!! — HHHHMMM!!! let’s ponder that for a moment. what a great place for a photo op, not charity, a commercial presentation. ties to a product you have a profit interest in. Lets find a school … 61% latino,39% korean, aa and filipino. they won’t have a problem sitting still for a photo op performance by a actress needing a major publicity boost.

ick-making to the extreme!!!!!!!

This is exactly the type of fan Brangelina attracts. These bloggers slamming Aniston and people who voice concerns about Jolie are painfully nasty, uneducated, hateful, amoral and incapable of formal logic. No, people don’t post comments that are negative about Angelina because she “owns their ass” (wow- what reasoning and sophistication). For you mental midgets who cannot seem to grasp why Angelina disgusts many of us, I’ll try to explain. She is disingenuous. She lies. She has a track record of involvement in other people’s relationships. She has flaunted extremely pathological and gross acts. She is manipulative and won’t take responsibility for her actions. She compulsively adopts children and drags them all over, using them as image changers and insurance policies. She has no respect for religion, marriage, the USA, or the feelings of others. She is a predator. She is hypocritical and has a pattern of flying out to do photo-ops regarding her “humanitarianism” whenever she acts in her typical psychopathic and gutter way or is called on her sick behavior.

Such judgmental and harsh posters. Don’t you just hate it when people are offended at adultery? Isn’t it beyond backwards to think it is low to do everything you can to break up a marriage and then have five children out of wedlock with that person? Aren’t those just the most ignorant and whiniest babies who might think that’s a bit of a problem? Don’t you just hate it when people become disgusted when a self-righteous hypocrite never misses a chance to preach about her life while at the same time sticking it to her lover’s ex-wife? I bet you people are also against armed robbery! Snots! It is simply dreadful that people bring out Jolie’s well chronicled past when she currently does something nutty when performing her Mother Theresa and Old Woman in the Shoe Act. Haters! So what if she is crazy, says she used to enjoy cutting herself and killing small animals, has a heroin tape out, and is a bisexual with a penchant for sadomasochism? Are you trying to say you aren’t?

Instead of apologizing to the principal properly for being late, she replied lightly. Does she always speak like this, a “rachel” type of answering without regard to authority???

The very fact that she’s being reminded by the principal about “tardiness” especially that she’s in the school vicinity, she should have set good example to the students by showing some DISCIPLINE & SERIOUSNESS on not being late.

Celebrity diva-like attitude is no business inside the elementary school which in the first place is giving so much favor to her in the promotion of her bottled water in the guise of charity work.

# 147 sbj @ 10/18/2008 at 12:11 pm

LOL! No, honey, the disingenuous one is you. That post you wrote was pure and unadulterated bullshit. I’ll tell you why you hags really hate Angelina — she reminds you of the woman your man dumped you for. Now get over it and go find another one. There are plenty of them out there and maybe one for you.

They don’t call Aniston the patron saint of scorned women for nothing.

From People:

Jennifer Aniston stopped by a Los Angeles elementary school as a special guest speaker, but she wasn’t there to discuss Hollywood.

“She talked about water things,” says Alvaro Cortes, assistant superintendent of Extended Day Programs at the L.A. Unified School District. “She talked to the students about water nutrition and why it’s so important for all of us.”

Aniston, 39, a spokeswoman for Smartwater, a nutrient-enriched bottled water, stayed at Cahuenga Elementary School on Thursday for about an hour and answered questions as part of an after-school program.

Along the way, she even got a little education of her own. When she showed up a few minutes late, principal Lloyd Housky said, “As a school principal I need to tell you that you cannot keep our children waiting!”

Aniston replied: “I understand! I got that message from my principal when I was going to school, too!”

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sbj @ 10/18/2008 at 12:35 pm
Such judgmental and harsh posters….Don’t you just hate it when people become disgusted when a self-righteous hypocrite never misses a chance to preach about her life while at the same time sticking it to her lover’s ex-wife? I bet you people are also against armed robbery! Snots!
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Oh boo-freaking-hoo! Talk about harsh and judgmental and self-righteous hypocrites… honey, have you looked in the mirror lately? Look, you silly twit, just because your ass got dumped doesn’t mean Angelina has to walk around wearing sackcloth and ashes for the rest of her life. She committed no crime. She didn’t steal anyone’s man. You can’t steal anyone who doesn’t want to be stolen. Brad was more than ready to be “stolen”. He wanted out his loveless, unsatisfying marriage. What you can’t forgive is that he is happy with Angelina and he doesn’t even know Aniston exists any more. If Aniston is miserable, it’s her own damn fault. You can’t be happy as long as your life is all about you. And that’s all her life has ever been. She’s never given a tin **** about anyone but herself. She had a good man whom she didn’t appreciate and she lost him to a better woman. The end.

Again, awaiting moderation. Just Jared, what is the problem? I have not cursed, threatened anyone, haven’t written anything obscene. I just make sense don’t I?

dark angel @ 10/18/2008 at 2:59 pm

Hi rien,

How are you doing? I just posted a thread in Angie’s thread, but it didn’t register.

Anyways, is there a photo showing the VW cars during the filming of IB? I want to show it off to my friends in my VW club.

Thanks! God Bless!

Aniston showing up w/STAFF paid for by MY tax dollars.

ugh..I abhor thos fake phony twat

alexkziel @ 10/18/2008 at 3:31 pm

This woman is stupid, with her pitiful charity act and with Mayer again, she is seriously mental and doesn’t have dignity.

Stupid is….as stupid do. Jen looks like a fool. Honey you don’t look good with Mayer……..You look retarded. Showing up to a school precliming water make you look like that is a phony lie. Wait until those kids get home and their parents tell their kids you spend millions of dollars on beauty treatments for your ugly face.
Jen is at the right level “Elementary School” Jen and John Mayer brain have not developed past that point.

OK! is reporting exclusively that there was a sleepover last night at John Mayer’s. She was dropped off by her security and apparently had a small bag with her, notable because when they were together during the summer, they’d always stay at her place and never his.

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This who re made sure every one saw her go to John Mayer place with a over night bag. The nasty ho never should have been any where near a school. That school should have said no to her PR team. Jen has mental issue and should not be talking to kids.

bitchetta @ 10/18/2008 at 6:03 pm

Who is this no-talent witch/*****? Just someone who wants to be a somebody I guess. She doesn’t have a career or a man or anything so she needs to find a hole somewhere and crawl into it and never come out. The only thing she’s remembered from is that T.V. show what’s the name of it again? Actually all the actors from that show have been jinxed since the show ended…….they were just all a bunch who got paid millions and aren’t worth **** now…..I bet the producers figured it too late that their dollars were spent for nothing (no talent actors not worth those ridiculous salaries)

Not going to see her movies any more.
That’s where we will continue to show how we feel about Jen’s pathetic behavior.

It is a complete fraud when Aniston does anything like this. But Huvane says jump and she asks how high.

Anyone that falls for Aniston’s fake sincerity is just stupid to live anymore. Her entire career is a sham.

it is just not possible to take Jen’s charity efforts seriously. She literally jumps onto a plane right after to some 5-star resort where she can wear too small bikinis and tan her leathery self.

goawaymaniston @ 10/18/2008 at 6:24 pm

Jen?… caring about others and their needs?… ahahahahahahahah

Jen literally went from having your kids around her to giving Mayer a skin flute recital in the bathroom at his b-day party. True story.

VOTE VOTE VOTE @ 10/18/2008 at 6:38 pm

let me get this straight…this womqn went to school and talk about water nutrition but she had her own line of celebrity bottled water on hand……………oh my god is this what charity means to this woman …………..no donation…..no actual particpation.. no real educated meaning of any kind??????????? WOW ……………brad pitt was lucky to get out of that train wreck alive snd well adjusted my goodness……….what a sad and pathetic miserable person,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

VOTE VOTE VOTE @ 10/18/2008 at 6:44 pm

the more info is known about jenx the more i feel so sad that brad being a gentleman and commited husband went through for 5 or 6 years of marriage……..wonder if he had never met angie where would he be now………..i shudder to think about it….peace

a total fan @ 10/18/2008 at 7:25 pm

She talked about water nutrition !! That is charity??

what's the issue @ 10/18/2008 at 7:25 pm

Helen writes:
This who re made sure every one saw her go to John Mayer place with a over night bag. The nasty ho never should have been any where near a school. That school should have said no to her PR team. Jen has mental issue and should not be talking to kids.

What’s the issue? Both she and John are single.

What the??? @ 10/18/2008 at 9:20 pm

YO, you all sound stupid or R U just snobs.

All enteraintment people put their time and millions of dollars out there to help some cause they beleive in or just because its the right thing to do. You know it takes a real idiot to knock people who are giving of themselves to promote an interest and it takes an even bigger idiot to expose themself publicly and to the world as a shallow snob who thru some self appointment can declare which interest of humanity warrents a need.

Picture this-

I bet some of u ruined some happy kids day.

give it up jenho anuston @ 10/18/2008 at 10:33 pm

piming dumb water is not charity it is whorrrring…just like jenho pimp her ass in public

Article from
(andPOP.com) – It’s safe to say that if you are a fan of Angelina Jolie, you probably aren’t too fond of Jennifer Aniston. And vice-versa.

They’re like Betty and Veronica. Brenda and Kelly. Blair and Serena. Blonde vs. Brunette. Lines have been drawn. Sides must be chosen.

Say what you will, but I’m on Team Angie.

Shocker (refer back to past Prerogative posts). And it’s not because she’s with Brad – the sexiest of all sexy. Or that she’s a UN Ambassador spreading good will around the world and saving lives in the process. Or that she has the most adorable, beautifully ethnically diverse children I have ever seen.

No. It’s because Angie would NEVER date a douchebag like John Mayer. And even if she did (ahem, Billy Bob), she wouldn’t go back for seconds after he PUBLICLY proclaimed the details of their breakup to a group of paparazzi.

Seriously. John Mayer is a self-obsessed, publicity-hungry idiot. And apparently, he’s also Jennifer Aniston’s boy toy (again).

This is the guy who after dumping Jessica Simpson, took to his blog to tell her to stop calling him. Classy. He seems like a keeper.

Any self-respecting female would move on with her dignity intact. Nope. Not Jen. She cares more about appearing to be over Brad than her pride or her self-respect.

Jen’s sleepover at John Mayer’s place after his 31st birthday bash (reported by OK! mag and all the major gossip rags) came just days after Angelina’s W magazine cover (shot by Aniston’s ex-hubby) featuring the star breastfeeding her twins was released.

Just days after the W article, where Angie gushes about the six kids piling into her and Brad’s bed every night, Jennifer Aniston gets back together with John Mayer.

Coincidence? I think not.

Jen is too calculated for that. Take this year’s Toronto International Film Festival for example. Brad and Jen were in the same city for two days. Gasp! Jen and her team of publicists made sure she was out on the town every night and even planted rumours she was hooking up with Gerald Butler.

Yeah, sure. Gerald is a player. Players don’t date desperate fame whores.

Yes I just called Jennifer Aniston a fame *****. Too harsh? Maybe. But I make no apologies. Jennifer Aniston is one of those girls who can NEVER just be single and confident. I hate those girls.

Those girls are the ones who let guys like John Mayer think they are hot ****. John Mayer thinks he is the man. He got Jennifer Aniston (aka Hollywood’s Hottest Desperate Fame *****) to come crawling back. She bought into his pseudo-sensitive, whiny love-song façade.

Don’t get me wrong; I used to get down to the smooth sounds of Mr. Mayer but I stopped believing he was “dreaming with a broken heart” right around the same time he decided to make sure the world knew HE dumped HER. And yet, Jen only cares about one thing: her image.

She should probably start caring about her career. Her next movie is about a couple who adopts a dog that becomes too much for them to handle. Oh snap. We better be on Oscar watch!

In closing, I’d like to present you all with 5 concrete reasons why I will forever be on Team Jolie.

1) She’s not afraid to speak her mind and stand up for political and social issues she believes in. The only thing Jennifer Aniston stands for is SmartWater. Enough said.

2) Angelina’s last two movies were summer blockbusters Wanted and Kung-Fu Panda. Jennifer’s were Management and The Break Up. Angie clearly trumps Jen in the talent department.

3) Angelina just admitted she and Brad “fell in love” while on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith while Brad was still married to Jen. This should probably be a point for Team Jen right? Wrong. Angie saved Brad from Desperate Fame *****. Point Team Jolie.

4) Angie is an Academy Award-winner. Did I mention talent?

5) JENNIFER ANISTON DATES DOUCHEBAGS LIKE JOHN MAYER. It needed to be reiterated.

So I’m sure this post will inspire more rage-filled emails than my rant on Lynne Spears. That’s okay. Bring ‘em on Team Aniston.

http://www.andpop.com/article/12591

ja, leave the kids charity deal to those who did it first and do it better

@ELLLLES – Comment # 172

Wow! An article from some biased journalist (oh, sorry), journalist is too strong a word; smut thrower. If you want to read that crap go to it, otherwise spare anyone with a I.Q of more than 50, the feeling of wanting to throw themselves on the floor and laugh themselves silly.

@ sbj – Comment 147 – This is exactly the type of fan Brangelina attracts. These bloggers slamming Aniston and people who voice concerns about Jolie are painfully nasty, uneducated, hateful, amoral and incapable of formal logic. No, people don’t post comments that are negative about Angelina because she “owns their ass” (wow- what reasoning and sophistication). For you mental midgets who cannot seem to grasp why Angelina disgusts many of us, I’ll try to explain. She is disingenuous. She lies. She has a track record of involvement in other people’s relationships. She has flaunted extremely pathological and gross acts. She is manipulative and won’t take responsibility for her actions. She compulsively adopts children and drags them all over, using them as image changers and insurance policies. She has no respect for religion, marriage, the USA, or the feelings of others. She is a predator. She is hypocritical and has a pattern of flying out to do photo-ops regarding her “humanitarianism” whenever she acts in her typical psychopathic and gutter way or is called on her sick behavior.

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I do agree with you on a lot you have said here and I understand why you are saying it. It gets tiring with all the negativity about Jennifer from them. But watch carefully, it’s about her nose, her chin, she’s boring, her choice in where she travels, the man she is with, blah, blah, blah. You know they are superficial things, that when it comes down to it means nothing. They get actually worried about the same women they put down everytime Aniston is in the news. “Its taking away from Brangelina”. “She is trying to make people not see their movies”. “Oh she has an interview and it will take away from that”. “Let someone who knows how to be a humanitarian do this” . “Oh, it’s because she is pregnant, just had the babies, breast feeding and so on”. Ask yourself the question, how could a woman take away from anything if she is so flawed and so terrible? The answer is she couldn’t. But the fact is she is not as flawed as they put out. They seem more intimidated by Aniston than anything and it shows in how they post and the fact they are here in the first place.

Sooo, Aniston arrived late, stayed an hour, talked about “water nutrition” whilst conspicuously holding her own brand of bottled water.

Folks, this is NOT charity work. This is a photo-op.

What a waste of school time for the kids!

note:
Aniston is part owner of Smartwater.
Every bottle sold means more money for her bank account!

jen fan@ 10/18/2008 at 11:22 pm

Hi jen fan,
It’s been rough around here, on the two new Jen threads. I love your comments,because you tell it like it is! I want Jen to be happy. If she
is happy now,that’s all that matters.

OT
I watched “Coco Chanel” last night on the Lifetime Channel. The movie was great,but a tearjerker to me. Have you seen it?

# 148
“Don’t you just hate it when people become disgusted when a self-righteous hypocrite never misses a chance to preach about her life while at the same time sticking it to her lovers ex wife.”

Dear sbj:
That is a harsh statement and so totally wrong. People should not hate and judge Jen-Brad-Angie. Their whole thing was over along time ago. Brad and Jen were wrong for each other and it’s a well known fact in Hollywood they were both VERY unhappy.
Brad and Jen have BOTH moved on. End of story.

kristy @ 10/18/2008 at 7:58 am
Like they say Jen you are the most beautifulest person in your heart and on the outside… I so happy i’ve always adored you…
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Who is “they” that say this about Aniston?

Prove your point by legitimate quotes from a respected humanitarian, American or foreign politician, Hollywood director, aid worker, think tank member, journalist, Hollywood A-listers – who called Aniston what you claim.

And “beautifulest” ?
Good grief, take some English classes!

to sbj- Get Real!!!
This has nothing to do w/Angie and Brad. This is ALL ABOUT Jennifer’s attention seeking antics. She never seems genuine or forth right on anything. It’s like she wants the public to feel sorry for her. I do not get her. She’s an OK actress, but seems stuck. If she wants the media and the public to take her seriously she needs to look at those who are serious and learn from them. Instead she is all about her image and her headlines and unfortunately she is a punch line in the business.

Jen is stuck back in her glory days of Friends. She has not move on. Jen only seems to care about her publicity. Even if this hook up with John is real, it looks and feels fake to the public. She has to be in the spotlight all the time. That is just desperate and nobody’s buying it. She’s kind of getting pathetic.

I liked Jennifer when she was Rachel on Friends.
Now she seems old and tired looking. Not funny anymore.
I feel sorry for her trying to act all young and innocent when clearly she isn’t.

Aniston's_Colossal_Chin @ 10/19/2008 at 1:03 am

How charitable to show up late.
And to talk about water nutrition.
Cuz you know the kids sooooo appreciate and need that kind of thing.

And hey, just because she crawled back to John Mayer – who told TMZ that HE dumped her, like three times – doesn’t make her a loser.

Sometimes when you’re desperate and need to grab headlines away from someone, you gotta do what you gotta do.
And maybe she had to use Mayer, cuz none of the better guys (like say, Gerard Butler) wanted to take the bait.
It does not make her look sad, pathetic and desperate AT ALL.

Cuz like, she’s got 2 films that don’t have a distributor! You know how terrible that looks?
And another one coming out in the highly crowded December season that she must pimp out there. Oh the pressure…

So she’s trying to stay relevant cuz she got dumped by her ex-husband and every guy she dated after him.

And so what if she cheated on her ex-husband by dating Vince Vaughn before her divorce was final!

She’s just doing what she has to do, ‘kay!
Give the ****** gal a break.

SOwhat!!! @ 10/19/2008 at 1:08 am

Jen hooking up with John is just wacky. I thought he totally dissed her in public. It makes her look desperate for a man. Unless this whole thing was a pr set up from the beginning. And the school community work thing. She acts like she would rather be tanning. Come on. She just looks and acts desperate in every picture she is in.

oh Jen, what a saf, sorry sight you are – life has raced you by!

jen fan@ 10/18/2008 at 11:22 pm

@ Jade – Comment # 177 – Hi jen fan,
It’s been rough around here, on the two new Jen threads. I love your comments,because you tell it like it is! I want Jen to be happy. If she
is happy now,that’s all that matters.

OT
I watched “Coco Chanel” last night on the Lifetime Channel. The movie was great,but a tearjerker to me. Have you seen it?

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Hey sweet one! Ah, I haven’t found it hard on the last couple threads of Aniston. Have you noticed they have come out in full force since the story of Jolie admitting of her and Pitt falling in love hit Pitt while married to Anisiton hit the fan? Anyways, it wasn’t anything I wasn’t able to pick up on in Jolie’s Vanity Fair Interview years ago. No surprise. I still think Aniston is better off without him, but I think it will stir the pot between the two fan bases and quite possibly affect the sales of her new movie (Jolie’s that is).

I am hoping for happiness in finding the one for her. I may have never liked her choices, but again it is her choice, her life. As I have said before if she is happy, I am happy.

I did not see Coco Chanel on T.V. last night but I will watch out for it.
I’ll talk with you soon. Take care.

mistake in above post to Jade: “falling in love while married to Aniston hit the fan?

@ Aniston’s_Colossal_Chin – Comment # 183

How charitable to show up late.
And to talk about water nutrition.
Cuz you know the kids sooooo appreciate and need that kind of thing.

And hey, just because she crawled back to John Mayer – who told TMZ that HE dumped her, like three times – doesn’t make her a loser.

Sometimes when you’re desperate and need to grab headlines away from someone, you gotta do what you gotta do.
And maybe she had to use Mayer, cuz none of the better guys (like say, Gerard Butler) wanted to take the bait.
It does not make her look sad, pathetic and desperate AT ALL.

Cuz like, she’s got 2 films that don’t have a distributor! You know how terrible that looks?
And another one coming out in the highly crowded December season that she must pimp out there. Oh the pressure…

So she’s trying to stay relevant cuz she got dumped by her ex-husband and every guy she dated after him.

And so what if she cheated on her ex-husband by dating Vince Vaughn before her divorce was final!

She’s just doing what she has to do, ‘kay!
Give the ****** gal a break.

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I realize that it would never be fitting for you to spread anything but untruths about her because that would never fit to your agenda, but let me point out a few.

Vaughn and Aniston starting dating the third week of October, divorce from Pitt was in the beginning of October. Next her other movies “Management” and “Traveling” do have distributors, so it is only a time we are waiting for. Thanks for being one of many that has proven my point in my response in Comment #175.

Management
Year of U.S. Release: TBA
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Steve Zahn, Woody Harrelson.
Director: Stephen Belber
Screenwriter(s): Stephen Belber
Producer(s): Wyck Godfrey, Marty Bowen
Ex. Producer(s): Jim Tauber, William Horberg
Distributor: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
Prod. Company: Sidney Kimmel Entertainment
Genre(s): Comedy, Romance
http://www.themovieinsider.com/m4326/management/

Traveling (2008)

Starring: Aaron Eckhart, Jennifer Aniston, Dan Fogler, Judy Greer, Martin Sheen, John Carroll Lynch and Joe Anderson

Directed By: Brandon Camp

Written By: Brandon Camp, Mike Thompson

Produced By: Scott Stuber, Mary Parent, Mike Thompson

Executive Producer: 0

Music By:

Distributor: Universal Pictures

U.S. Release Date: TBA (Wide)

http://www.moviejungle.com/castandcrew/profiles/star_profiler.asp?Member_Name=Aaron%20Eckhart

Found a website that states will be coming out in 2009.

Enough said.

You don’t even know how much I respect you. You a wonderful person in everything you do. People say you give no money away I know you do its just you don’t talk about like a lot actors. You need no attention and you keep things to yourself.. I feel thats something sacred and private of what you give thats what i was taught by my parents!

I have lost so much respect for Jen. This guy stood on the streets and shouted to the world that he dumped her over and over.
Jen friends said he alerts the media every where they go.
Jen and friends said “when it’s time to pay cobwebs come flying out of his wallet.
Jen and friends said he cheated on her and we all notice him running off to hang out with his waitress in Miami.
Everything about Jen and John is fake he is a douche bag using her. She is too desperate to cut that clown lose. Totally no respect for her. She is an embarrassment. When her movie come out millions of people that feel as I do will not go see any of her movies. Yeah released them so they can flop and be over with.

a total fan @ 10/19/2008 at 12:43 pm

To # 188
realize that it would never be fitting for you to spread anything but untruths about her because that would never fit to your agenda, but let me point out a few.

Vaughn and Aniston starting dating the third week of October, divorce from Pitt was in the beginning of October. Next her other movies “Management” and “Traveling” do have distributors, so it is only a time we are waiting for. Thanks for being one of many that has proven my point in my response in Comment #175.

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Actually the headlines on August 9, 2005 were that Aniston spend the night at Vaughns house.

And August 12, 05 headlines read that Ansiton and Vaugh were spotted kissing. So they were seeing each other BEFORE her divorce in October. Please check your facts.

And the movies are predicted to open in 2009 which of course give them a whole year to find a distributor which hasn’t happen yet.

a total fan @ 10/19/2008 at 12:46 pm

Sorry post #191 was for Jen fan.

Hi everyone
I’ll make this short. also wrote this on Angie’s and brads website.. Will this always be a battle of the 3 of them?? why can’t everyone all just like all 3 like i do..

Is it such a big surprise that angie and brad fell in love on Mr and Mrs smith? well its not to me and I’m sure not to others.

There all good people in there own way. This nonsense has to stop the fending the fighting. Why can’t everyone get over this nonsense . Jen is happy Angie and Brad are with there children.. Why all the comparing?

I having been reading this crap and its really all childish to me. The things you come out with some of you is insane.

Well everyone have a nice day I’m still not feeling well. TTUL

ellie @ 10/19/2008 at 1:13 pm

Take care, ellie, and feel better soon.

@ a total fan:

Actually the headlines on August 9, 2005 were that Aniston spend the night at Vaughns house.

And August 12, 05 headlines read that Ansiton and Vaugh were spotted kissing. So they were seeing each other BEFORE her divorce in October. Please check your facts.

And the movies are predicted to open in 2009 which of course give them a whole year to find a distributor which hasn’t happen yet.

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Aniston denied being with Vaughn in August 2005. Check your facts.

Will stick to the distributors being listed on their sites, thanks.

Yeah, She is over John Mayer put the pathetic-seal on her.
Along side Mayer, her status will drop and keep on dropping. Jen sitting out at Mayer concerts makes her looks foolish not young.I got way more respect for Jessica Simpson who got away from that jerk. Jessica got another boyfriend and still trying to dig her way out of the hole John drops you in. No one will every respect John/Jen no matter what trick they pull next. These two lost credibility.

a total fan @ 10/19/2008 at 2:13 pm

Of course she is going to deny. So how do you explain the headline and the photos?

This is the same path Jessica Simpson movies took when Jess was dating John Mayer. I do believe Jen’s end will be the same.

a total fan @ 10/19/2008 at 2:18 pm

To Jen hen:

Of course she is going to deny. So how do you explain the headline and the photos published in August? Wow , how did the paps travel into the future to get the photos and get back in time to them published in August?

anna @ 10/18/2008 at 9:53 am
Jennifer we love you, we can’t wait to see your next movie
****************************************************************

You’re likely to have to wait for a while, because the word on the street is that now the Mutt Movie may be postponed from its original December release date. Aaron Eckhart wants to re-shoot some scenes he’s not pleased with.

HJNTIY may or may not be released in February, and Management and Travelling still haven’t found a distributor so there is no release date on either of those yet.

Meanwhile you can go see Changeling, which is being released this coming Friday. :)

Aniston fans claim she conducts her charity work “quietly and doesn’t publicize”, hence no papz photos or leaked articles.

How interesting that such a minor 1-hour elementary school excursion gets leaked for publicity (how else did the photogs get there?)…
Yet we hear nothing about any MAJOR, consistent charity work Aniston does do (attending a gala, donating used handbags and reading a teleprompter doesn’t count).

Any good publicist worth his salt (and we know Huvane works hard for his money) would see the media injustice here and MAKE IT RIGHT.

Ah, this is soooo elementary, my dear Watsons!

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/10/jennifer-aniston-john-mayer-reunited.php

Tabloid Translator
The Very Expected, Very Aggravating Return of Aniston and Mayer

Annoying Reunited Couple Alert!John Mayer once again thinks Jennifer Aniston’s body is a wonder—bah, you know what we’re getting at. He’s into nailing her again! And she him! Love tore them apart, and love has brought them back, heinously, together again. Not to be outdone by photos of Angelina Jolie breastfeeding in W. magazine, Aniston reunited with her sappy singer beau in Boston or New York (Page Six confirms they’re here NOW!) or L.A., depending on which tab you read.

The weekly warriors (well except for OK!, but do they truly count?) are in total agreement that on October 13, right when their issues were all a’closin’, Jen and John got all kissy-kissy an NYC airport before flying off to L.A. Everything else about the partners in publicity stunt’s reunion is up for grabs.

Us claims that the two broke up back in August because the almost-40-former Friend wanted babies, babies, and more babies, and John was all, like, “Dude, I thought we were just kicking it,” but that the couple reconnected because she loves the same things John does (except for babies; he doesn’t love babies). Janice Minn’s minions say that on October 10, Jen and John attended a Ray LaMontagne concert in Boston after John gave a speech to his alma mater, the Berklee College of Music. “It was a very public date,” a source tells the mag.

Hmm, public as in other people saw it? That’s confusing because OK! states that Jen had dinner in the Big Apple that night at Mario Batali’s Babbo in the West Village. According to a fellow diner, John Mayer wasn’t there but Jen was with pals including a “Cute model-looking guy.” “She looked happy and was laughing.”

So happy, in fact, that according to Star, Jen decided to have West Village Italian again the next night with John Mayer at Il Mulino. “They stayed for two and a half hours sitting right next to each other in the back right corner,” a waiter tells team AMI. The lovebirds drank white wine and had pasta with truffles. But then really reconnected the next night at John’s pad with sushi!

Or John and Jen “quietly reunited” at her Hollywood Hills home on September 26, if you believe the kids at Life & Style.

Perhaps they are back on with a question mark, like with In Touch’s header: Jen & John Back On? (Picture Scooby’s ears rising and the Urrr? sound effect). “This doesn’t mean they are 100 percent back together,” a source tells the mag. “They may be trying to work it out.”

No matter how these crazy kids got back together, one thing is certain. They will continue to annoy for weeks to come.
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How very entertaining!

lisa @ 10/19/2008 at 9:09 am
You need no attention and you keep things to yourself.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh Lisa, you poor innocent! You mean the papzs just happened to be at that school while she was in there shilling her Smartwater? Purely by coincidence, huh?

You’re a sweet kid, but you really need to grow the heck up!

Aniston's_Colossal_Chin @ 10/19/2008 at 5:18 pm

jen fan @ 10/19/2008 at 3:15 am
Vaughn and Aniston starting dating the third week of October, divorce from Pitt was in the beginning of October.
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Denials galore from Aniston, of course.
But check photos and headlines from
1) August 09, 2005 (Aniston sleepover at Vince Vaughn’s house)
2) August 12, 2005 (Aniston and Vince Vaughn kissing antics)

Distributors for 2 films:
MGM has been listed there since AD 79! MGM is NOT distributing which is why at TIFF, Aniston and co. were pimping to find one (or did you not read the TIFF coverage?). Alas, no takers hence no release date. Same with TRVLG.

“2009 release dates”? I sure HOPE so.

she is a lovable person i love in her feriendi love i ike see he

anistonisaHYpocrite @ 10/19/2008 at 10:28 pm

Jennifer Aniston fans are the most delusional in the world. Seriously. I wonder what kind of excuses they have for her dumb ass running back to Mayer, the douche of the century. The fact that they can support a woman who has repeatedly shown how shallow, stupid, hypocritical and FAKE she is amazes me.

This is heavy. These decisions made by Jen and her pr team seem too predictable. They want her name and face out there no matter what. This has nothing to do w/ anyone but Jen’s hunger for stardom. That is why the public & media follow her so closely. Jen is no better then Paris, Brittany , Jessica or Tom. They are all pathetic jokes.

Everything Aniston does is for publicity. She has to be “on” all the time. It really is sad to see everyone else move on and grow while Jen is still playing the “Rachel” role.Yes she makes tons of money, but she does nothing but bad movies. She looks desperate all the time and this thing w/John is either a stunt for pr or another pathetic decision.

speak the truth @ 11/01/2008 at 11:19 am

Jennifer Aniston is a fake. She denied her surgeries. But look her before all the surgeries:
http://www.realself.com/blog/Jennifer_Aniston_breast_implants.html
She is NOT an attractive woman. In fact, she is quite homely.
Can’t stand her!

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