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Miranda Kerr Dolls Up For David Jones

Miranda Kerr Dolls Up For David Jones

Miranda Kerr is hat happy at the David Jones marquee at the BMW Caulfield Cup Day at Melbourne’s Caulfield Racecourse in Australia on Saturday.

The 25-year-old Victoria’s Secret supermodel gave a little quote about being happy with Orlando Bloom. “People can write whatever they like. It doesn’t make any difference to us. We know what the truth is, along with our families and close friends. I don’t even bother reading some of those [break-up] reports.”

Miranda also has a beauty guide called “Treasure Yourself” coming out, which is being published by an “herbal” publishing company.

“It’s a great alignment with my personal belief system,” Kerr comments. “Hay House is allowing me to present the book exactly as it should be done with a hard cover and beautiful illustrations that people will treasure forever. I have spent two years writing this book which will encourage young women to love themselves whatever their size. The most important thing is to eat heathily and to treat your body with respect. Now we are in the final editing process and I expect that it will be available in the first half of next year. It’s very exciting.”

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196 Responses to “Miranda Kerr Dolls Up For David Jones”

  1. 1
    Nai Says:

    Who’s she?

  2. 2
    Dieter Says:

    She has an IQ of 160 *****

  3. 3
    Nai Says:

    OH! This is the ***** dating Orlando Bloom?! She looks liek a chipmunk.

  4. 4
    charming Says:

    Good Megan Gale was there. She’s much more classy. Kerr looked good but the dress colour is hideous on her, and so is the hat.

    Why did she mention their breakup rumor? Are there any? I guess someone is looking for the attantion..

  5. 5
    lauri Says:

    Cool. =)

  6. 6
    [☆I n F a m o u s☆] Says:


  7. 7
    LolaSvelt Says:

    Fug and boring.

  8. 8
    my goodness Says:

    Break up rumors? Where were they?Is there anyone even talking about you?
    People are laughing at your
    pathetic ass.
    Keep fooling yourself honey.
    Those people you thought were your friends? They
    weren’t and they all talked.
    People know honey, it’s a showmance since March
    Give it up before you embarrasse both of yourselves even more.

    You spend how much time together?
    You make sure every meeting is in the press?
    Loved the “movie date” pictures. Bahahahaha.

  9. 9
    test Says:


  10. 10
    mz Sass Says:

    Actually she’s not all that hot for a Victoria Secret model but If Orly’s happy then I’m happy.

    I forget it’s summer over there, not sure about the color of the dress but I would’nt have worn white shoes. The other lady looks nice.
    Is this the Aussie version of the Kentucky Derby or Royal Ascot?

  11. 11
    Jose Says:

    I’m not sure about this girl’s face, but she sure has an amazing body.

  12. 12
    she lies..... Says:

    …..all the time.

    Orlando isn’t filming a movie. He is riding his motorcycle around LA
    and going to charity events like the post before this one says.
    Poor girl keeps trying to make people believe her.
    He didn’t go to the sorry event because he didn’t want to.

    She lies all the time. It’s truely the only art form she knows.
    She is one scary girl. Be carefull of the bunny boiler.

  13. 13
    dialectic Says:

    i really really dont want to read advice from a beautiful model about how to “just love yourself ” yeah its pretty damn easy to love yourself when your a victoria secret girl

  14. 14
    not crazy about the hat Says:

    love hats…. but not crazy about this one. I think Miranda is beautiful!
    I don’t know about so called friends talking about her or how much she does or does not lie but, I wish her well.
    I love the VS show every year and can’t wait for the next one.

  15. 15
    @12 Says:

    Do you know her or are you just being ugly?
    Does that make you feel good?

  16. 16
    @15 Says:

    She’s the ugly one inside and out.
    Many people know about Miranda’s lying habits.
    Myself included.

    I also heard some stuff about all the men she was with in New York.
    She cheated on Jay more than once that’s for sure.
    She is not a nice person and it will all find her out sooner than
    She is bad bad news.

  17. 17
    mick Says:

    I can’t believe she is a model.Did no one look at her face first?
    She is thin sure but nothing special that would stand out in a crowd.
    Very average looking.

  18. 18
    Nick Lachey USA Says:

    She has a pretty amazing body. I bet most of the people who criticize her aren’t as good looking as her (overall).

  19. 19
    @18 Says:

    Oh baby you know I want that long broad nose of hers along with her butt chin and chicklet teeth. Yeah im all jealous over that. As a matter of fact im gonna make an appointment to the nearest plastic surgeon to look just like her becuase you know im so damn jealous.

  20. 20
    bargain price girl Says:

    ROFL Why is she smiling? She should be embarrassed.
    She is getting 1/8th the amount of money as Megan Gale and
    Jennifer Hawkins. They’re both making millions and she was offered about 100K a year. Look it up.
    I think she is too dumb to know she should be embarrassed.
    David Jones is probably laughing too. I think that was the only
    “campaign” she could get and they got her at bargain prices.

  21. 21
    dialectic Says:

    considering what most people make and the economy i would gladly take 100K a year especially since she doesnt have to do anything but be beautiful..sounds like a sweet gig to me!

  22. 22
    @21 Says:

    Not for a so called ‘model’ it’s not good at all.
    It’s even worse if others are making so much more
    for doing the same job. In ffact it’s a joke.

    There has to be a reason they paid her so much less and none of them can be good. It all comes down to she was worth less to them
    then the other girls.

  23. 23
    lies Says:

    When is she going to stop lying and admit that Orlando dumped her!!

    Happy together huh well it is sure he doesn’t want to be seen with a patchdoll dressed in a potato bag!

    She’s using his name again because of her upcoming book! he broke up with her! smell the roses woman, you’ve been dumped!

    Jared would you stop posting things about her on the same page as Orlando?! they’re not a couple anymore so who cares about what’s she does…

  24. 24
    @23 Says:

    They haven’t been for a long time since around March of this year. They only dated properly for about two months or so.
    I heard he didn’t like her when he started to spend time with her.
    I heard that from someone who knows a family member and I know that for FACT! He did dump her and she begged and begged for him to help her out because she needed.
    Don’t worry. It will all come out in time.
    I know there are lots of people who don’t like Miranda Kerr for what she has done to lots of people.

  25. 25
    Watching the clock Says:

    Tick Tock Tick Tock
    Can you hear that Miranda? It’s your time running out……….

  26. 26
    crystal Says:

    Stop with the horrible comments about her. I think she gorgeous and obviously she is otherwise she wouldn’t be part of Victoria Secret.

    I reckon if she was an american, alot of the comments on here would be the complete opposite!!!!

  27. 27
    mz Sass Says:

    Do tell! What all has she done? Do they not like her in Austraila?

  28. 28
    @26&27 Says:

    @26 what nation she is from has nothing to do with why she is not liked. I’m sure there are many nice people there.

    @27 Not by lots that actually know her. Read some past threads to find out. She is known for lying and cheating in most everything she has done. She lied about her age until she was forced to tell the truth because people found out. She cheated on her boyfriend with more then just Orlando. She has used anyone she can to try and become famous and this is as far as she gets. She can’t even hold a job and make it on her own past dlist. Dj quickly made Megan Gale the lead girl again when Miranda couldn’t cut it. She is just really a piece of work and the more people find out about her the less they like her.

  29. 29
    Perfect Says:

    For Halloween, she should go as her self, The Wicked Bit^chh from down under. She already has the hat, the oily face, and that fake smile of hers should scare lots of little children. All she needs is a broom stick. with her ego, I am sure she is convinced she can fly. And she has the annoying wicked laugh, she has captured Prince Charming, or what used to be Prince Charming before she sucked the life right out of him.
    She has learned all of her bit*tching, oops witching skills from an expert , her mama.

  30. 30
    Orlando loves miranda Says:

    …..I see all the jealous obsessive Orlando freaks are out….lol……they
    can’t stand the fact that he is in a committed relationship with the
    STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL Miranda Kerr and has been for over
    a year…….so they make themselves feel better by pretending she’s
    ugly……………poor pathetic delusional weirdos!!!!

    Miranda is dressed perfectly for the Caufield Cup……….it’s all
    about the hat of course… the whole outfit, hat, dress and shoes!

  31. 31
    @30 Says:

    I guess the love between them is SO strong, that he can’t handle being with her for more than a couple or so days at a time, before he needs at least a months break. And they are so committed to each other, that for the first several months of their relationship she was still sleeping with her old boyfriend, you remember him, the love of her life.
    And since he loves her so dearly, I am sure it was a huge blow to him that he HAD to stay in LA working on that Europeon film deal, while he hung out with old friends, rode his bike around while showing his pot belly, and less than fantastic body and went to some charity event, when he could have been holding her handbag in OZ, no, wait that won’t work, he IS her handbag. But still he could have been there with the woman who makes his saggy belly and ass tingle. Yes, that is what true love looks like to me. I hear he was so broken up at being seperated from her, that he had a huge open bar party the minute she got on the plane. He had to drown his sorrow, somehow. And what is even more deeply moving is he had all his friends there to mourn her loss with him.
    True committed love, my ass. And quite a nice ass it is too!

  32. 32
    @30 Says:

    nice try at deflection. What’s weird is a 25year old girl who lies so much she doesn’t even know when she is doing it anymore.

    No one thinks Orlando loves the cabbage doll. Even those that think they are somewhat real think it’s just about the easy lay.
    I wouldn’t even try the true love route you just look foolish.

    Too many people know what happened and how he dumped her but if you want to live in the land of make believe go for it.

    For the record Orlando looks down right miserable when he is with her playing the fauxmance game. She is making a royal ass of herself.

  33. 33
    @31 Says:

    Perfect! So very true.Don’t mind poster #30 they’re fighting a losing battle.
    Word on the street baby and it’s spreaking big.This girl is really really off base.

  34. 34
    @30 Says:

    You wish that was the reason.
    Good try with the ‘jellushater’ line but not everyone
    likes Orlando Bloom. There are lots of people who know about this girl and will enjoy watching the house of cards come down around her.

    She probably tries to tell everyone that questions her that anyone who says these things are just Orlando Bloom fans who want to be with him. No, some people just want to watch her get what’s coming to her for all she has done. Who cares about Bloom.

    And she does have weird chicklet teeth too!

  35. 35
    @30 Says:

    i couldn’t agree with you more!!!

  36. 36
    @30 and 35 Says:

    Nice try Miranda. You really should stop talking to yourself.

    Tick, tock, tick, tock

  37. 37
    Kris Says:

    I love Megan Gale. Is she still lined up to play Superwoman?

  38. 38
    Kris Says:

    I love Megan Gale. Is she still lined up to play Superwoman?

  39. 39
    Jughed Says:


    What a cutie.

    I really like her face :)

  40. 40
    @39 Says:

    Miranda, you just don’t give up do you? Tick Tock

  41. 41
    ugly Says:

    ewwwe. Did anyone look at the close ups of her face? She is really UGLY! Look at the close up and see just how fugly the features are.
    Ugly as in U.G.L Y. you ani’t got no alibi.

    @40 I think you are right. She is trying to post so people will think others are just angry fans or something.

  42. 42
    Ashley Says:

    I don’t think being told to “love yourself whatever your size” is going to have much of an impact coming from a Victoria Secret model. What does she know about what it’s like to have an average body and be bombarded with images of near perfect models and actresses each day. From everywhere from the newstands to the bus stop (adverts) we see pictures of digitally perfected beauty queens and it’s a little hard to feel good about your appearance.

  43. 43
    red robin Says:

    SQUEEEEE the fake insider’s and the ******’s festival in the same breath, that’s PRICELESS!

  44. 44
    Padme the one and only Says:

    # 29
    we already have drenchedwench, is quite enough.

  45. 45
    bonzo Says:

    ugh, I can’t stand looking at that woman’s face. she looks like a distorted cat face with (most of) the hair removed.

  46. 46
    @18 Says:

    Yeah you know she is pretty, she is the prettiest transvestite ive every seen. She has a very manly face, but hey if you are into that kind of thing go for it.

  47. 47
    Orlando out on the town Says:

    BAHAHAHAHAHA The dingo looks a fool once again.
    There are new pictures of Orlando on Olove of him out
    at a club on Friday night.
    That was race time for dingo.

    I thought you said he was working?
    Your game is coming down around you girl.

  48. 48
    how sweet Says:,21985,24520591-5012974,00.html – shoving to the front of the line? Nice.

  49. 49
    @45 Says:

    Her face is weird but more then that it’s just cheap.
    When she shows up at these things it always looks like
    some business man tried to dress up his call girl and bring her as a date.
    She just can’t look classy and she doesn’t understand that putting more and more make-up on won’t hide the ho inside. It shines right through.

  50. 50
    emmauk Says:

    Beautiful looking. you’re all blind or probably pigs yourself

  51. 51
    stfu Says:

    If she was 40, we would be pointing out her veiny, old hands.

    She looks like a (more) mentally challenged Dennis Richards. Way prettier from far away, say on a runway.

  52. 52
    cheeks Says:

    Those cheeks are too much she is already looking like a hound dog.
    Can’t wait to see them in another year or so when they flop more.
    There is no plastic surgery that can’t help that so she will have to live with it.

  53. 53
    @24 Says:

    So they haven’t been really together since March huh? And you know this as a FACT because you heard it from someone who knows a family member? I think that is known as third party heresay. Tell us more of your facts, who is the family member? What really happened, come on, give us the facts and just the facts.

  54. 54
    @32 how he dumped her Says:

    You said many people know what happened and how he dumped her, I don’t know, can you clue me in?

  55. 55
    hugh open bar party Says:

    @31 – hugh open bar party when she left. How do know this?
    Insider scoop, I love it. I want to know more.

  56. 56
    truth Says:

    Is gonna bite her in the ass.
    tick tock baby tick tock.


  57. 57
    @53 Says:

    Miranda dear, you allready know all the facts. It appears that you may be upset because a lot of others know the facts too. It’s ok.

  58. 58
    Jokd Says:


    Kerr impressed everyone with her friendly attitude, although she did have a momentary lapse while placing a bet on the cup.

    After a malfunction had put the tote out and just minutes to go until the big race, the stunning clothes horse pushed to the front of the queue waiting at the bookmaker inside the marquee.

    As she threw down $25 each way on Master O’Reilly, a disgruntled punter was overheard saying: “Bloody hell, I know she is a supermodel but pull a stunt like that at the country races and you would get into a lot of trouble.”

    Kerr quickly turned around and, looking genuinely abashed, apologised.

    “I’m really, really sorry for that,” she said before being whisked away by her minders to watch the cup.

    I love the part where she says she is sorry, it is easy to be sorry once you have the bet down, and have gotten what you want. And then her minders swept her away. I didn’t think she was famous enough to have MINDERS, or maybe she has minders, so that she wouldn’t act like. well like herself, and embarras DJ who she was representing at the race. Acting like that is sure to bring in new customers.

    Come on Mayfran, tell us about how she is entitled to act like a jerk since she is so special and beautiful and Orlando loves her. This is the woman you admire, someone who pushs her way into the front of the line before some old guy who had waited patiently to place his bet. That is the real Miranda. So, Mayfran any comments?

  59. 59
    blast from the past Says:

    Here’s an oldie but goodie

    “the ***** cheated on my bandmate/ friend brent aka jay lyon. not with orlando. but with a lawyer in manhattan.
    her and jay were together for a few years and she cheated twice (that we know of).
    miranda ******* the lawyer was the last chance. and the sick thing is, brent is a model and musician who gave his world to miranda and loved her more than she’ll ever know. and the lawyer was a 40 something who was already engaged to someone else. but he was richer and gave her $20,000 gifts.
    she’s a promiscous **** who manipulates everyone and uses people to advance her career. jay had a feeling she was ******* orlando too because she’d get really defensive and would disappear for days at a time with no explanation. and he found many emails and texts from him on her phone.
    she has FUCKED UP my group of friends and jay is heartbroken.
    she’s lying about being a buddhist to impress orlando (because he’s one), but just remember that buddhists believe in karma, miranda. what goes around comes around.
    -p & jess & b ”

    It sure does ring true and she has proven she will use and exploit anyone to try and get ahead. Does she have a conscience?

  60. 60
    You think I"m Miranda #57 Says:

    Me Miranda, (#53) that is so funny. Thanks, I loved being 25 but I really wanted to hear the FACTS. But thanks for the giggle.
    Now about those FACTS……

  61. 61
    @60 Says:

    What about the facts in post #58. What about all the lies you tell giving reasons why Orlando didn’t take you to Oscar parties, what about the lies you are telling now about him working on a film in Europe and couldn’t be with you at the races. Since when is being out clubbing on Friday night, working on a film in Europe? What about standing in front of your apartment building crying while he packs up to leave and won’t even glance your way. What about all the different reports about when you two hooked up. Some say you have been dating sinc,e April 2007, but that was back when you were still with “the love of your life, Jay” Miranda the **** has just told too many lies, and they have appeared in print, so they can be checked. Poor Miranda it is a
    bit-ch when you can’t tell the lies like you used to when no one had any idea who you were. Back in the day when all you had to do was put on the sweet act and lie, and no one checked it out. Guess you didn’t realize that the attention you craved so badly with dating a well known celebrity, along came the attention that showed up all your lies. Honey you and your mama are strictly red necks when it comes to trying to use the press to lie for you. People do pay attention, and you can’t tell one lie today and a different one tomorrow, without us catching on. You need to go back to OZ, and hope to God, that DJ won’t fire your sorry ass, for making them look bad. And here is another tip, leave VS, before they too kick you off the runway, and it might be classier to say you have left Orlando before he leaves you on the doorstep crying again, But, there is really no point telling you this, you don’t understand the meaning of the word class, it is just all about you.

  62. 62
    @61 Says:

    You forgot the lie about her age.
    Talk about small town people. They didn’t see how people would find that out. Did any of her bosses get ticked off when they found that out?

    She and her pr are both in print for having said she was 22 when she was 24 trying to buy her two more years to get ahead.
    It took one newspaper at her last birthday party to remind them that the public knew of her since she was 14 in 1997.

    That was a small lie but it just shows you one more time of how she and hers have no problem lying and scheming their way to the bottom of the middle.

  63. 63
    @61 Says:

    oh and you forgot about chef matty.

    talk about the truth finding you out. He is a prep cook at a burger joint.
    I don’t think these people are smart enough to know to be embarrassed by their lies.

  64. 64
    ROFL Says:

    Now there are even more pictures of Orlando from today taking a walk in the canyon. He isn’t working or even pretending to be.

    psst Miranda, he didn’t go to your stupid event because he didn’t want to and he doesn’t care if you or anyone else knows it.
    Spin baby spin. Let’s hear it.

  65. 65
    actions Says:

    His actions are speaking quite loud right now.
    She would have looked so much better if she had just kept her mouth shut about him. How many times have you read on this board and other boards to stop talking Miranda? People were trying to help you and you just wouldn’t listen. Now look at the mess you are in and it is far from over. You should have been more careful.

    You can reject what this is saying but you know, don’t you? That you won’t get away with it. I bet there are a lot of people that won’t let that happen. JMHO.

  66. 66
    rujci Says:

    Mirandas book?! I can not wait. For girls, to treasure themselves?! No matter the size they are?! From the person whose is size 0. From the person who treasure herself dating only men who can do good for her career. Who dumped one rich for richer and more popular? Why are you lying Miranda. Do you really think that all of us are stupid and fool. Show us how to treasure ourselves on you own example. For the beginning, you lied that your boyfriend had work to do and you went to Sydney alone. He is not working, but clubbing. Treasure yourself. Or your theories are just for all others, not for you?

  67. 67
    bvr Says:

    Did anyone else watch Rove when she was on? She’d do anything for publicity, because she was announced the new DJs girl, when Rove asked her “who would you turn gay for” she said Megan Gale is her favourite model, as she was the DJ girl aswell. Such a publicity stunt. And then on the vogue forums, when the vogue team asked her who’s her favourite model, she said someone else was her favourite. rrr and she always tries to sound down to earth with her stories about climbing trees in gunnedah. She was probably down to earth before she won the Dolly comp.

  68. 68
    Gerard Says:

    I love Miranda. She is totally amazing.

    Take a look at Forbe’s magazine list. Do you think they pull the top earning models out of their ****? Miranda is up there in the top earners and deserves every cent she gets both from VS and from DJ’s Australia.
    She is such a hard worked and is an amazing young woman; so caring and kind.

    Fact Miranda’s contract is the most paid to any model ever in Australia. Miranda is the Fashion Ambassador for DJ’s and the only reason she isn’t in Australia so much is because she has a number of days allocated to the contract that she is required to fulfill which isn’t many yet she is paid huge money. Megan Gale gets paid 1/5th the money Miranda does and does 6 times the amount of work. Megan Gale is the Brand Ambassador. Megan’s beautiful but doesn’t have the amazing international career Miranda has.

  69. 69
    Julie S Says:

    I met this beautiful girl on a plane from Los Angeles to new York several weeks ago. She is such an inspiration and such a wonderful lovely young lady.

    It is very obvious the people who bag Miranda don’t know her and obvious comment so stupidly.

    Miranda I think you are so incredible and such a wonderful role model for young people. Keep up the good work honey


  70. 70
    George Says:


  71. 71
    HARRY Says:

    Ignorance is outstandingly obvious on this site.
    You must feel so ugly about yourselves to talk about someone so beautiful in such ways. # 28 I bet you’re a but ugly fat chick or a slag and just want to take the piss out of someone else because you’re life is worthless. 29, you are just as pathetic.

    # 27, people love her in Australia. There are a couple of people on this site that like to ***** about everyone, obviously under different log in names as they all talk the same s#$t. Look up some of the other celebrities and see what they say about them – same stuff, same b$$%#@$%ss. Sad people who obviously have nothing better to do than to take the piss out of successful beautiful people and this is because they have no self esteem themselves and just make s#@t up because it makes them feel big about themselves

    Miranda looks amazing in this outfit and even more beautiful in real life. She is so beautiful

  72. 72
    sara Says:

    I think that she looks beautiful. She is radiant.
    And if her book can turn even one young girl away from unhealthy, fad dieting or purging, then it’ sworth all of her hard work.

  73. 73
    LAughing Says:

    How very funny that 68-71 all come on right around the same time. Sydney time maybe. rofl.
    Random people just found the older thread a few pages back? Sure.

    #30 Thats so true. Not only will he not be around her for more then a day or two but then he won’t go and support her when he is clearly not working in Europe or la.

    #70 why don’t you be specific and tell us what people here have made up about dear old Miranda? Lot’s of people just don’t think she is pretty and there are plenty of people who do know about the situation with her and Orli and are not making stuff up.

  74. 74
    @68 Says:

    That’s a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Even Gis came out and said those forbes numbers where way out of line.
    No other famous model has had to rely on them but Miranda keeps using it in press while other models admit the numbers were wrong.
    Why? Because she is the one that doesn’t care about if its true or not as long as she gets press from it and maybe some people will believe it.

    Her David Jones salary was quoted many times as being 6figures for 5 years. That is not a lot of money.
    Jennifter Hawkins is around 4million for 4 years. You can find that information out online. It isn’t hard.
    Please tell us how Miranda’s is the largest then?

    If she really made as much as forbes said then why would she even accept making so much less then the other girls.
    You can’t deny that David Jones brought Megan Gale back immediately after Miranda’s poor first performance. There was even articles around the market research they did they said the public liked Megan Gale better.
    Like the poster earlier said if you are going to try and twist it at least remember that the information is easy to find online.

  75. 75
    too funny Says:

    All those Miranda paid to be OTT in their adoration of her showed up after some negative things were said. Things that could be proved. She jumped } Those old ugly rumors about Orlando dumping her are being brought up and talked about. And the fact that she has floated several lies about why he isn’t there, and none of them are true are in some of the posts here too. I have seen the kerrlamppet do this before. The flood the board with positive posts, hoping no one will go back far enough to read the real stuff about her, Stuff that can be proved!!!!!!!

  76. 76
    Yep Says:

    Does anyone think it’s strange that on every single one of these threads there is a post that says “I met her on an airplane and she was so nice”?

    The last time they said they met her and they loved her family. Did they meet the whole family at the same time?

    Does anyone believe that she gets recognized that often?

    Makes you wonder who’s really writing this stuff doesn’t it?

  77. 77
    @75 Says:

    It won’t work. I don’t think people start at the bottom reading anyway.
    I think you’re right thought and it was the family posting again but once again all they can say is you must be fat or ugly if you don’t think Miranda is awesome.
    ROFL!! The plane story was hysterical. They are as bad at making up fake post as they are at calling in the OTT sightings.

    She probably had a temper tantrum yesterday when she saw it wasn’t going her way. She brings it on herself with the lies.
    I bet she will try do an emergency pap set up for the trip back through Los Angeles. It will still come off looking desperate.

  78. 78
    @yep Says:

    The thing Miranda is getting called on the most around here is her lies. So how do they try and fix that? With more lies of course.
    When will they learn?

  79. 79
    jennifer Says:

    Cute…….that girl has never looked adorable but right now she’s looking pretty good she looks cute with the hat (it’s funny too)
    but i think that it’s nice that she’s making a book
    maybe not the best book idea but still

  80. 80
    Sighs4l Says:

    Five fawning posts in under an hour…AND trying to use the discredited Forbes article?
    Nope, Bunny Boiler, not buying it.
    Nice try though.

  81. 81
    Julie s Says:

    I bet she was beautiful on the plane? Did you know who she was?
    How did she look? Thanks for the post, nice for a change of pace!

  82. 82
    Julie s Says:

    I bet she was beautiful on the plane, right? Did you know who she was?
    How did she look? Thanks for the post, nice for a change of pace!

  83. 83
    @julie LMAO Says:

    Julie, here’s a posting tip for you. If you are going to come back on and post to yourself to try and give credit to your fake plane story don’t forget to change your name. So Julie S ask Julie S if she was really pretty? You people are a hoot. Surprised it took so long for the lies to catch up with you.

    How is Tim holding up by the way? Still working for that dead guy?

  84. 84
    @81 Says:

    Hate to break this to you darling, but Julie S is a fraud, another one of Miranda’s many lies. You see, Miranda/Team Cabbage post here as people claiming to know her, like someone named “Tim”, who said he’s worked with Miranda because he’s a photographer’s assistant to a famous Vogue photographer. Thing is,”Tim” was exposed as a fraud because the photographer that “Tim” claimed to work for, Henry Clarke, died over 20 years ago. So Julie S is a poseur, just like “Tim”, and just as much of a liar.

    Oh, and if you want to know how she looks on a plane, just go back a couple of threads and you’ll see the answer: she looks like a bag-lady.

  85. 85
    @julie LMAO Says:

    So why didn’t he go on this trip if he isn’t working?
    What was it in the past 5 or so weeks, maybe 2 days in the same city
    to get some set up pictures and that’s it?
    If it was a true relationship they would have actually spent time together.
    Don’t try and fix it now Miranda it will only look like you are trying to fix the image again.

  86. 86
    Yep Says:

    Wow Jullie s, you really are clever aren’t you? I know it’s hard to keep up with all your multiple personalities.

  87. 87
    randamay Says:

    what are you’ll talking about?
    He is in europe filming.
    LA is in europe isn’t it?

  88. 88
    look better Says:

    Post #69 is from Julie S, posts #81 and 82 are from Julie s: the first has a capital S, the second not. If someone forget to cancel the name, this should be identical, isn’t it?

  89. 89
    #88 Says:

    Oh so you just think it’s a wild coincidence that the person that asked the question is also called Julie S? lol

  90. 90
    look better Says:

    of course not. Someone use a similar name on purpose, to make fool of the first poster.
    And the second poster, that asked the question, is not Julie S, but Julie s: no capital letter.

  91. 91
    poor loons Says:

    your life must be so empty to through so much hate on a total stranger i will pray for you

  92. 92
    to eri Says:

    Did you have a nice weekend Eri?
    Good to have you back.
    While you are praying for us can you ask
    God for a new car for me? Maybe a raise too.
    You might want to mention that little problem in Darfur while
    you are at it.

    Does anyone else have any more prayer request for Eri while
    she is going to be praying for us?

  93. 93
    Please get help Says:

    Julie S,

    Just what the hell is she inspiring young girls to do? Excel at mediocrity?
    You people talk that stupid **** like she’s a civil rights activist or overcame a debilitating illness or something! You sound just as stupid as Raceday Barbie!

  94. 94
    wizard of oz Says:

    ding dong the witch is dead
    which old witch?
    THE wicked witch
    ding dong the wicked witch is dead……

    right beetle?

  95. 95
    @94 Says:

    who is beetle?

  96. 96
    yep Says:

    Soooo, let me get this straight.
    Anyone who posts in a favorable light about Miranda is a:
    paid lackey
    Miranda herself

    No one in the entire world likes her? No one searches for her name and finds threads that interest them?


    But the nasty ones who find the older threads, and all post at the same time are pillars of truth and all different posters?

    Yeah, right.

    And you wonder why people call you hypocites?

    She is beautiful, famous and a heck of a lot more successful than 95% of other models in the world. Not to mention you sad folks.

  97. 97
    ted says Says:


    Orlando Bloom, stag, cornering a stacked blonde in a Hancock Park mansion during a benefit reception for the Ghetto Film School— Spike Lee was expected, didn’t show. No matter, O.B., total girlie drink in hand (strawberry colored with kiwi floating in it, think some kind of friggin’ beach umbrella, too, so gay), was sumptuous enough to sate everybody’s T-town eyes, particularly those of the babe with the cleavage, who was apparently so transfixed by Bloom she neglected to notice he was wearing the same overly washed black button-down shirt and jeans he’d had on at an event last week. Guess gorgeous heartthrobs don’t worry about such couture details?


  98. 98
    ted says Says:

    Truth is on it’s way!!!!
    The tide is a turning!!!!!


    show show showmance.

    Of course the boy has to get some.
    Go orli.
    These probably weren’t saggy chicken cutlet breast like the
    cpk has either.

  99. 99
    look better Says:

    there were many rumours in the past about Orlando and Jennifer Aniston, Vanessa Minnillo, Kylie Minogue, Rumer Willis, waitress, amd so on. Only mentions, no pics, no facts. This time is the same. Only a rumour. No pics of him hugged by any woman. No real facts. Gossip.

  100. 100
    wakeupranda Says:


    Ain’t that wakeup bell bracing ‘randa baby?

    Of course, why can’t he just dump her without reverting back to a HollywoodHo himself? Sigh. Why do I think the next one might be even worse?

  101. 101
    hehe Says:

    #99 Hi Mayfrayn *waves*

    #100 You know I don’t care as much at least if it is honest. The thing about randamay kerr has always been her lies and manipulation and using people. I have my own personal stance on things but I don’t care that much about what two consenting adults do in the bedroom if they aren’t hurting anyone else.
    That’s why Miranda’s claims about what ob likes won’t matter that much to people. Who cares?
    The thing with her is she lied and hurt other people.

    I don’t think ob every wanted anything serious with Miranda but just a bit of sex and fun. Probably the same with the girls he hang with now. I think when he actually gets a real girlfriend she will be okay.

  102. 102
    @99 Says:

    Just like Ted had no pictures to accompany his report about them playing it up for their People magazine debut at last year’s VS party yea? And look what happened.

    But you keep trying to comfort yourself there.

  103. 103
    look better Says:

    and you can keep trying to comfort yourself with your speculation.

    who is Mayfrayn?

  104. 104
    popcorn!! Says:

    LOL. She is gonna be pissed!! Can you imagine the retaliation show pictures we’re gonna get now? This will be a HOOT!! LOL.
    Popcorn everyone! Popcorn!

  105. 105
    @104 Says:

    No kidding.It’s about 5: 30 in Sydney now she should be waking up soon. I’m sure we will feel an earthquake in a couple of hours but it’s just her ego hitting the ground.

    Will he have to cave in again for another show?
    Is he doing his own thing now to send her a messge?
    yep, start making that popcorn

    @Mayfrayn: Don’t pretend you don’t know. If you knew enough about OB rumors and have been in his fandom you know very well.
    Bad move.
    Oh and your writing sounds the same.

  106. 106
    so Says:

    So he talks to a woman at a party? Does that really mean that a year long relationship is over? Ted doesn’t even hint that they were getting hot and heavy, and if he had that info he would be running with it. As it stands, he left it at inuendo. Pretty tame for Ted if there really was any real flirting going on.
    Orlando goes to a party and talks to females. GASP!!
    Heck, I bet every female in the place made a beeline straight at him. Does that mean anything? No. But keep grasping at straws, haters. It still won’t work.

  107. 107
    @106 Says:

    I don’t think anyone thinks talking to a girl means anything but maybe looking at her breast and flirting. ROFL.

    I also don’t think anyone here thinks that alone would be the end of a “relationship” but it hasn’t been one for a while now. It’s just one factor in many.

  108. 108
    i asked Julie a question Says:

    I am the one who asked Julie the question and my computer was acting up and I posted twice. I did not even realize it, until I took a break, checked this board and people are going crazy. I don’t know if Julie is real, fake or whatever, but I don’t want her blamed for something I did. Then I keep reading, and man, this place is crazy. lol
    Orlando Bloom looking at a girl’s big ta-tas does not surprise me, there have been lots of pics where his eyes just go there, you know like most men. Seeing all of these photos is what convinced me that Orlando is not gay, despite the rumors. And despite that fact that I think Ted has the hots for Orlando.

  109. 109
    i asked Julie a question Says:

    Oh, I forgot to add, you girls that thought real/fake Julie was replying to herself should say you are sorry. :-) I’ll wait.

  110. 110
    to poster #96 Says:

    Thank you.

  111. 111
    facts Says:

    She said he wasn’t going to be able to come to Oz with her, because he would be working in Europe. I am pretty sure that LA isn’t in Europe, but I will check the Atlas just to be sure. Not only is he not in Europe, he is hanging out with friends and partying.

    All of the break-up rumors are back, and he was seen not being very happy with her at the theatre.

    He can hide when he wants, but he is making sure that he is seen out and having fun in LA, which once again is not in Europe (wonder what type of atlas randa may is looking at?

    While I don’t think Ted is someone I would listen to for political updates, as far as gossip goes, he is pretty well known not to make things up. And you have to wonder why he inserted that little tidbit about Orlando and the blonde. Maybe Orlando wanted Miranda to see it. It doesn’t sound like she is real smart about getting the idea that he may want to be done with her.

    I think we should take bets on just how Mama Kerr, matty poo and the rest of the people who live off her are gonna take this. Will mama and matty be making statements again for Miranda telling everyone how in lurve OB is with her,

    These people sound like they live in Arkansas and that their last name should be clampett. The Gundurah hillbillys will be going on attack. Nah, Arkansas is too classy for them, they aren’t good enough for Arkansas.

  112. 112
    sure julie Says:

    Sure Julie
    You didn’t write “To Julie” you left the name as Julie.

    There is a chance you may be telling the truth but there is also a very good chance you are working on your cover now.

  113. 113
    OMG Says:

    She or one of her supporters comes on here, makes a total and complete ass of themselves by replying to their own post, and then instead of walking away and hoping the whole thing will die down, they have reposted saying that one of the posts had a capitol s and the other didn’t so they weren’t the same, AND then they come back and repost again saying they were the poster who asked the orginial poster the question, and they didn’t want to get her in trouble

    ” don’t know if Julie is real, fake or whatever, but I don’t want her blamed for something I did. Then I keep reading, and man, this place is crazy. lol”

    Then to top it all off, she wants us to say we are sorry to the first poster for doubting her, So, we have about three or four explanations of how we were wrong,. Does that sound like someone we know. He couldn’t take me to the oscar parties because he was in Asia, no wait, I had to sleep because I had a shoot the next day, no wait, I couldn’t really be in LA.

    He couldn’t take me to the races he had to be in Europe, no wait, he is doing his own thing, no wait

    My God doesn’t the queen of lies realize that once you get caught, everytime you open your mouth to try to fix it you just look worse.
    Not being able to stand looking bad, and giving yourself away with lies, and then believing that if you just keep telling more people will finally believe you is the mark of a real narracist. Miranda you need medical care, and maybe some medication, and you might want to take those family members who keep enabling you with you to the Dr.

  114. 114
    @113 Says:

    Miranda you need medical care, and maybe some medication, and you might want to take those family members who keep enabling you with you to the Dr.”

    Wouldn’t you love to be a fly on the wall for some Kerr family therapy?

    Blogsworth girls please get busy writing a script for that now!

  115. 115
    @113 Says:

    I think you need some meds. Crazy fool.

  116. 116
    carro Says:

    It’s a very well-known fact here in europe that Miranda kerr is the 10 most earned model in the world. And you know, in europe we know about the fashion world. And she is a big style icon, she always has a nice outfit. But a guess in US you are living 5 years back in time if we talk about fashion because of the fact that you can’t see her style and beauty.
    So i don’t understand all this talk about her getting a small amount of money, she gets 3,5$ million every year, at least.
    And if all of you haters aren’t jealous of her, then why bother read the articles and sit for hours and write post after post (under different names of course)?? Why even bother?
    Is it because orlando is your dream man and you yourself don’t look at all like Miranda, so then you have to “hate” her hahha.
    Miranda is beautiful, she has the life you never going to get, shes stunning, shes on of the most famous and most earned model, everybody who meets her love her ( if they aren’t haters of course) she has a fantastic style, always were great stuff. She is writing a book to help others find their INNER beauty, ( all you haters seems to lost yours so it’s a god idea for you to read it, or wait, you’re going to run and buy it the first day anyway ’cause you can’t wait to se what she did and critisise her even more). She has everything, and most important she has the inner beauty, be happy for her instead.

  117. 117
    @116 Says:

    Wow, things must be worse that it appears, if Miranda and co is posting that kind of crap. Keep it up it only makes you look more desperate. Miranda, haven’t you figured out yet, that the classy way to handle rumors is to ignore them. Only people that have to be loved, have to be believed get this kind of crazy about what people are saying.
    You just don’t get it you are making it worse. And you keep falling back on the same old arguements fat jellus haters who only want Orlando for themselves, can’t you get anything more original going? Not only are you a pathetic sad little liar, but you can’t even think of a new angle on your lies. I guess that is what comes from having hardly any education, oh wait you took an online holistic course about nutrition, and it was a couple of months long, that must make you a genius. LOL

  118. 118
    @#116 Says:

    “she has everything?” – because she has orlando – and she is more important than anyone else on the F*****ing Planet!!!

    I DON”T THINK SO!!!!

    No One Has Orlando – Not even the one who he ends up spending the rest of his life with -


    He actually is a person – A Somewhat Arrogant One – if you ask me –

    But JUST A PERSON – No More – No Less

    And Neither One Of Them – Are The Most Important People On The Planet – NO ONE IS – PERIOD!!!!!!!!!

  119. 119
    @116 Says:

    THERE in Europe??? ummmm…. so sad!!! you really need to update your atlas

  120. 120
    @116 Says:

    they are getting desperate aren’t they? If this person is in Europe trying to write like a fan but then saying she knows her (or else how would she know that everyone who meets her likes her?)

    So messed up. Well the Forbes article has been proven wrong and Randamay is not making 3.5mil a year and its been quoted MANY times in the dt and other places that she ONLY makes around 100k a year for dj’s. If she was making millions she would not accept less than what Jennifer Hawkins and others were getting for the same kind of job.
    If she was making millions and worth that kind of money she would have more contracts. Where are those millions coming from? Not dj’s and not vs? Other then that she does a bit of magazine work but nothing too special. It doesn’t add up on many levels.

  121. 121
    @119 Says:

    I think by “Europe” she means “the flat in Italy where crazy middle-aged mayfrayn lives with her parents and maybe a few dozen cats”

  122. 122
    @cabbage patch and friends Says:

    if she is doing so well than why doesn’t VS or DJ use her as the Ateam?

    VS tried then they quickly took her down and got Doutzen who is now the star with Lima

    DJ’s we all know tried her but then quickly put Megan Gale back in first place.

    Then it was noted that Miranda in oz but DID NOT open the new DJ store on Saturday with Megan. Megan did it alone.
    Why is that if Miranda was around?
    All she did was show up at the races. If she was the star they would have used her more.

  123. 123
    today Says:

    I would give pretty good odds that one year from today, most people will be asking Miranda who? And Orlando will have a new bimbo on his arm, hopefully his taste will improve. He has dated a stick, a lying, crazy, nut case, if he can’t come up with something better than that, I figure he must be getting what he deserves. The sweet down to earth guy was an act, and he really isn’t very smart, and all he cares about is eye candy. The only reason I give him the benefit of any doubt is he is just so darn pretty. But realistically I figure he is just as shallow and self involved as she is.

  124. 124
    @123 Says:

    you may be right about all of that but I’m at the “one more chance” stage.
    I’m curious to see who the next one is and I have a feeling he has learned somethings. I may be wrong and you may be right but I’m willing to wait on that one.
    I want to see which direction he goes after this year from hell with the bimbo from hell.
    If nothing changes then he will prove himself a fool. If he does it might
    be it was a bad bad year. Hell, fame can mess with anyone so I want to see what is his true character and see if he bounces back at all.

  125. 125
    @123 Says:

    Didn’t you put that same post up a little less than a year ago?

  126. 126
    @122 Says:

    You’re right – she’s doing terribly…next time she should not go there, she should just go with you to your job at Mickey D’s!

  127. 127
    @126 Says:

    That would be perfect, then she could be with her brother Matty, flipping burgers for his job as “chef” for $8 bucks an hour.

    ha ha ha!

  128. 128
    @125 Says:

    Wow, you are really nuts if you keep track of this crap for a year or more. Do you write them all down in there in your little spiral book? Maybe you highlight the really important stuff in red so you can check them out, Do you have a job or do you just keep up with all your secret journaling. Hey, maybe you should get a hold of Miranda she might have a job for you, after all she loves it when people keep track of all her lies for her, and then maybe she would not get so screwed up and be able to keep up with which lies she has told to whom recently. It is so embarrasing when you get all those pesky lies all mixed up.

  129. 129
    fREAKY Says:

    She looks like a freak. Her eyes look like fish eyes one on each side of her head, and her nose looks like someone hit it in the middle with a shovel and then flattened the tip of it. The oily skin shines like a spot light, and the cheeks look like the monsters that ate Cleveland.

    I might do her coz body is great but she would have to wear a bag over her head. And I would want her gone before monring, so I wouldn’t have to look at her without all the make up on. And those teeth are huge. My girlfriend is better looking than her and she doesn’t look like a scary fish.

  130. 130
    mayfrayn Says:

    # 122:
    @119 @ 10/20/2008 at 9:02 pm I think by “Europe” she means “the flat in Italy where crazy middle-aged mayfrayn lives with her parents and maybe a few dozen cats

    I am mayfrayn. I am really tired to be pulled into discussions where I don’t want to entry. I don’t write all the posts and comments that are all over the Net, and you can’t write about my parents. Write what you want about me, but keep your hand off my parents. This behaviour is disgusting.

  131. 131
    to mayfrayn Says:

    I am really tired to be pulled into discussions where I don’t want to entry
    Then stop entering into them. Plain and simple. Ignore it. When you choose to engage it, you become fifty percent of the conflict, and playing the innocent smug coquette is disingenuise, and doesn’t absolve you from your participation at all. I agree that was a mean spirited slap, although not directed at your parents, but I’ve seen you slap just as hard May. Cut the act.

  132. 132
    mayfrayn Says:

    # 131:
    “Then stop entering into them. Plain and simple. Ignore it. When you choose to engage it, you become fifty percent of the conflict, and playing the innocent smug coquette is disingenuise, and doesn’t absolve you from your participation at all. I agree that was a mean spirited slap, although not directed at your parents, but I’ve seen you slap just as hard May. Cut the act.”

    Too easy advice. I’ll stop entering into discussions when you, and people like you, will stop bashing me, or trying to provoke me with some stupid and unfair comments. And that’s all.
    I don’t want to act first, but I’ll react, if it is necessary. Rules of education are not only for real life, but also for the Net.

  133. 133
    I have Says:

    to ask, has Mayfranwritten any fanfiction, please tell me no, if she has fantasy’s in her head of Orlando sweeping off her feet I would be nervous. Think of it, three horses, one for Orlando, one for Miranda, one for Mayfran, of course if she is ill or hurt Orlando would have her riding with him. The sun a great ball of fire, and the words floating on the air from Miranda “I don’t thik this is a good idea orli, she has been tracking us for days, orli i want to ride on your hourse with you. orli it is me you need to pay attention to orli what will the paps say when they see you two together, orli lets dump her hear and come back and gether later, I will have time to change into my nauti nurse uniform, orli don’t wory about alll dat blood head injuries alwasy bleed alot, well i didn’t know that throwing that horse shoe at her would cause such a dent. Hey orli will they finally put my picture in People, see that is why I need the nauti nurse outit. Oh orli don’t stop the bleeding yet, it will look way cooler in the pap shots if the blood is flowing, you got anyting I could hit her againwith, Wow orli this is gonna be great.

  134. 134
    mayfrayn Says:

    no, I never wrote any fanfiction,
    And I find your little fiction or story really really boring. But if you enjoy your life only in this way…poor you.
    You haters think that people not thinking like you are stupid, crazy, without a life and so on. Well, you may think this, but it is not the reality. Do you want to offend me as a person, writing offensive words because you think it is a silly joke? Poor, poor person. This shows your true colours, and what a good person you are.

  135. 135
    hey Says:

    I just got a google alert from the NYP daily intel and in it they said Bloom was in another crash and “crushed some body parts”!! WTF?!

    Has anyone else seen this?

    They reported it within some other news like Spears new Dec 2 thing and other recent stuff, and I checked the date again to make sure it wasn’t a rehash from last year, and it wasn’t. But I can’t find anything elsewhere-surely it would make the entertainment news? He hasn’t fallen that far off the radar has he? Hope its not true but can’t say I’d be surprised if it is.

  136. 136
    @133 Says:

    Thank you for proving May’s point oh so well. Nonsensical loon.

    Mayfrayn–and yet again, you go and engage the idiots. Two words for you ‘hun: Self Control.

  137. 137
    @hey - seen what? Says:

    you did not put a link in your post.

  138. 138
    mayfrayn Says:

    Self control? So, they are allowed to bash me, and I must have always self control? Well, I’m ******* tired of self control.

  139. 139
    @mayfrayn Says:

    Looks like this will have to be spelled out for you since you seem to be too thick to grasp it on your own:

    If you don’t ACT like an obsessive, delusional, nutcase stalker, you won’t get mocked for BEING an obsessive, delusional, nutcase stalker.

  140. 140
    @139 Says:

    : D

  141. 141
    mayfrayn Says:

    Sorry, but I don’t ACT like an obsessive, delusional, nutcase stalker, you act like this. You are obsessive about Orlando and Miranda, you are delusional because Orlando has a girlfriend, you act like stalker, because go all over the Net reading all the posts and articles about Orlando, and even about other posters. So, look at yourselves

  142. 142
    @141 Says:

    The first step is admitting you need help. We are all here for you, so just stand up and say I am Mayfran and I want Orlando Bloom’s life to be all about me, Help me please. We will try to refrain from throwing aged fruit.

  143. 143
    mayfrayn Says:

    oh, that’s really hilarious!You think to be hilarious, really? Or intelligent, sarcastic, ironic, smart…baby, here is a new thing: you’re not. YOU are obsessed by bashing other people, and I think you do this not only here, but even in your real life. Poor thing

  144. 144
    @mayfrayn Says:

    ha ha. and that is why you are mocked.
    well, don’t say that no one has never tried to help you. if you refuse to take sound advice, then you are asking for it.

  145. 145
    common sense Says:

    if you don’t ACT like an obsessive, delusional, nutcase stalker

    How come whenever New photos come out of either Orlando or Miranda you are one of the first ones to post them on OL

    So If You Don’t Go all over the Net reading all the posts and articles about Orlando – HOw do you get the pics?

    You might want to think about having that foot removed from your mouth!

    Not To Mention The Fact When You Post Comments About The Pics – You Kiss ASS With The Best of Them

    I Do Not Find It Very Funny – I Find It Disgusting – And The Only Reason Why I’m Posting This Comment – Is Because I Know Your Type – I Do Not Have To Go On The Internet To Find Them

    Someone Needed To Say Something

    When You People Post Over THere You make It Sound As If Orlando owes you A Picture Everyday – You May think You Are JUst Being Silly – You ARE The Most Disgusting Display of ******** I Have Ever Seen

    Don’t Tell Me To Not Read The Comments –

    Why Don’t You Try To Show A Little Commone Courtesy and Respect for a Fellow Human Being


    I’m Not Going To Tell You To Get A Life

    I’m Not Going To Tell You What You Need To Do

    I’m JUst Telling You What IMAGE You Are Projecting To Those Around YOu!

  146. 146
    mayfrayn Says:

    yes, of course, of course…you change every word, every phrase, just to agree with yours thoughts…wait, just a moment: if you act like this, you are a psychotic! Oh my God, you are a psychotic…this explain many things. Nice to see that you are spending all your time on the Net always bashing Orlando, Miranda, other people. But I have a life, and now I have more important things to do. Bye bye

  147. 147
    mayfrayn Says:

    “How come whenever New photos come out of either Orlando or Miranda you are one of the first ones to post them on OL

    So If You Don’t Go all over the Net reading all the posts and articles about Orlando – HOw do you get the pics?”

    TIMING, my dear, it’s only timing…

    “Why Don’t You Try To Show A Little Commone Courtesy and Respect for a Fellow Human Being”
    sorry, but…what fellow human being???? Are you crazy??
    I am always polite in my comments…excepts when people insulte or bash me. This is self-defence

  148. 148
    mayfrayn Says:

    and btw, you don’t know me: why are you so angry with a perfect unknown person? That’s crazy

  149. 149
    common sense Says:

    I’m Referring To Orlando

    THe Way You guys Post about him Is Disgusting

    You May Think It’s Silly – I Don’t Know Him Personally

    But Something Tells Me He Would Not Find Your Comments very Flattering

  150. 150
    mayfrayn Says:

    your words sounds like a message that I received some time ago from a crazy Orlando’s fan. Her name was R., and I hope you are not that person.
    I have a great respect of Orlando. And I don’t post about him in a disgusting way, that’s for sure

  151. 151
    @mayfrayn Says:

    Didn’t you just say that you were leaving because you have a life? Guess not, huh?

  152. 152
    common sense Says:

    no i am not that person

    i usually do not post on these things

    i’m sorry if i upset you – i just don’t like some of the comments made by some of the members on elf lady

    i needed someplace to express them

    my anger had finally reached it’s boiling point – and i just could hold it anymore

    i felt like a volcano ready to expode

    i’m sorry

    i do wish you all the best

    take care

    my name is Angie

  153. 153
    mayfrayn Says:

    well Angie, I don’t like or agree all the comments that are posted on the Net about Orlando. If you dislike some comments, don’t bash all the persons for them. I wish you all the best too…

    think about your business please

  154. 154
    @153 Says:

    think about your business? what business? what are you talking about? are you really trying to prove that all your detractors are right by acting more like an obsessive loon, claiming to have a life then posting again and again, rambling incoherently? #142 is right, the first step is admitting you need help.

  155. 155
    red robin Says:

    Orlando would be delighted to know that some of his fans are soooo objective about him .
    You have really shown your quality guys, the very highest. (End of sarcasm).

  156. 156

    I don’t belong to OL but i check it out and I love the way you take the time to find and post all those photos and articles. I think you have every right to defend yourself against these horrible people.
    I remember when I first starting reading OL I wondered why you could not speculate or state an opinion, but after reading the awful things some people has said here and on other sites, I now understand the rule.
    Yes, sometimes OL post are a little silly, but they are always fun and bring forth a smile or chuckle. Better then my mouth agap at some ot mean spirited post I have read here.
    I admire your spunk and how you stand up for yourself. Many would not be able to take the bashing that is thrown out here, so once again
    Mayfrayn you Rock!

  157. 157
    @155 Says:

    Red Robin what are you even talking about? Orlando was hardly mentioned here it was all about the cabbage patch kid.

    Speaking of being the highest quality, aren’t you the fool who has come up with fake insider info again and again all to be proven wrong? why yes I think that was you.

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    @156 Says:

    jejejejeje nice done Mayfrayn!!!
    that was like yourself flowers…. but at least now we know you think you rock

  159. 159
    @156 Says:

    I just knew it! Mayfrayn is on Kerr’s payroll!!!!

  160. 160
    @ mayfrayn Says:

    “your words sounds like a message that I received some time ago from a crazy Orlando’s fan. Her name was R., and I hope you are not that person.”

    Please, don’t go there.

  161. 161
    red robin Says:

    I ♥ Anywho

  162. 162
    mayfrayn haters Says:

    I talked to a friend after I wrote the nice message to Mayfrayn and she bet me the fools would think it was Mayfra;yn and I said no they will think I’m Miranda. Well buddy, you win.

  163. 163
    red robin Says:

    Orlando was with a blonde model the other night. She went back to his place.

    Miranda has a guy she hooks up with in Sydney called Michael.

    All’s well

  164. 164
    @163 Says:

    and you know this, because he let you watch.

  165. 165
    FroFro Says:

    3 words come to mind here:

    Lemon Meringue Pie

    ……as for all the rest of the ***** on this thread…oui…yikes. Take a vacation – it does wonders for the sense of humor.

  166. 166
    ilikecara Says:

    Hi Mayfrayn. Up to your old tricks again, I see.

    I’m still waiting for your apology for stealing the info in my post and taking it to OLove as your own. That really wasn’t very nice of you.

  167. 167
    @ mayfrayn Says:

    Your true colors come out. It was just a matter of time.

  168. 168
    red robin Says:

    Don’t worry everytime you’re bitching of other people you make an ass of yourself as well.

    Here here Delphi loons have declared war to Mayfrayn but they’re incapable of work it out into their part of the country.

  169. 169
    Lol RR Says:

    You’re just gonna have to yell it louder Red! LoL.
    They still don’t get it that they’re hardly exclusive and Bloom is hardly the thoughtful kind gentleman they’ve been sold. Kerr ain’t the problem here. Hope she stays realistic about things and doesn’t do something stupid like lose her heart to this @ss and get all scroowed up like the last one. Yea they’re using each other, but Kerr ain’t in the power position here.
    He quietly crawled back home to sober up for awhile, but now he’s feelin’ fine again and goes straight back to LALA Land and his old habits. All of ‘em. Except now he lets someone else drive home ;).

  170. 170
    LOL@LOL RR Says:

    As if you know he is drinking or using.
    He may have done some but you sure don’t know about it.
    Only a few elflady girls still think he is a puritan so that doesn’t matter.

    Kerr is her own problem not his. She brought this all on herself.

  171. 171
    LOL@LOL RR Says:

    If you didn’t know that post from “Red” was probably not the real Red Robin since he is a shipper. You’re talking to the wrong person.

    If Randa has another or even a few others it probably isn’t “Michael” in Sydney since she is hardly ever there. It was a mock post.

  172. 172
    oooo Says:

    Ooo Lol RR. You hit some fangirlie nerves! Shame on you lol.
    Don’t you know–St. Orlando Lives!!
    Or at least he’s due back the moment the dingho leaves ;).

  173. 173
    Lol RR Says:

    @ 170 and 171-

    Just. Watch.

    You’ve already had a two week preview. What do you think he’s been doing other than back working the celebutard circuit? Actually filming, or no wait, it’s producing now, right? Yea, see he got Liam all sewn up there. Oh well, there’s always Javier; it was in Variety, so it has to be the gods honest, be all to end all truths, right? Hee. Really? Wow. You have a lot more in common with the pantymodel than you’d be comfortable admitting.

    Oh the original Red’s been back on, make no mistake. Along with other legitimate posters trying to point out that these two aren’t exactly exclusive and to give it a frickin’ rest. This is the type of girl/relationship he prefers because thats the type of guy he is. Wake up.
    Everything Bloom touches falls apart, and for very good reason. But, hayll, he refuses to deal with it, so why should we expect anything else from his fans?

  174. 174
    #173 - What Fans? Says:

    all the fans on here are for her not him. if there are any left on here, I have just two words, my condolences.

  175. 175
    @173 Says:

    The original Red Robin was a shipper for both Orlando and Miranda so that wasn’t him/her.
    RR was selling Kerbloom for months.

    Not sure why you think people here think they have been exclusive.
    I think most have been arguing the opposite.

  176. 176
    @174 Says:

    Are you saying all the fans on HERE have been Miranda fans?
    What blog have you been reading? ROFL.

    @173 You’re calling RR legit? Isn’t he the guy with all the bogus insider info?
    If that’s your idea of legit I know what to do with the rest of the information you gave.

  177. 177
    @175 Says:

    RR was selling Kerrbloom for months
    Seems rather to me RR was poking and mocking hysterical fans and Delphiers for months. Always worked too.

  178. 178
    What Was I Thinking? Says:

    #176 – Thank you for correcting me. Must of forgot to take my meds this morning.

    There is a reason why I’m on them – although I cannot guarantee you they will not help either Orlando or Miranda – Just in case someone was thinking that.

    Although these meds are to prevent me from taking my anger out on others – or treating others like *****!

    From what I’ve seen that’s all Orlando has been doing since he hooked up with her. Treating everyone around him like ******!

    However I do not blame her for it. Although He would probably use her as an excuse for his behavior.

    Ain’t Gonna Happen!

    And I’m not referring to the car accident – He seemed a little disoriented to me there – not neglectful.

    There have been a couple of pics I’ve noticed of him and her where he looked like he was about to haul off and hit her.

    She is testing his Buddist teachings – and it looks to me like he is failing miserably.

    Not saying anything – can be just as bad – because if you let that anger build and build – next thing you know – you just have to let it out.

    I pray that he does responsibly – there are ways to let go of the anger without hurting others – and mine has gotten so bad – that I do want someone to know how I feel

    So if I’ve hurt anyone by anything I have said – I do apologize – I am attempting to free myself of the anger and rage inside of me.

    Yes I do take meds – Would you rather I didn’t – You want to make fun of the fact that I do? Go For It!!!

    All I would have to say is – What is going to be your excuse for acting like a total *******?

    I’m trying to vent my anger – So I apologize in advance

    See ya around everyone

    Yes I was the poster a while back – named Angie – I don’t care who knows my name –

    I’m tired of making excuses – all an excuse is – skin of a reason stuffed with a lie

    I’m me – and right now – I am Very ANGRY – Not because what’s his name is dating what’s her face – or because he’s not perfect – I already new that. Never expected him to be

    All I’ve ever expected from anyone is Honesty – Difficult to come by these days – I’m tired of hiding my feelings – I want this anger and rage gone from inside of me – It has almost given me a stroke or heart attack the past couple days –

    But ever since I started to vent my feelings here – the anger is slowly leaving me. Finally something that works. Letting it out – Letting it go.

    forgive me if I hurt anyone

    not my intention –

    enough venting for a while – be back later – if i need to be

  179. 179
    @177 Says:

    No, I don’t think so but go ahead and try and spin it.
    RR is probably seeing that he was wrong and it isn’t legit so
    trying to save face.
    He was keen on the Kerr’s so maybe now they are changing gears since the plan isn’t working.
    He gave false info several times but if that’s your idea of legit then so be it.

    I can imagine the next step will be to blame Bloom for it all.

  180. 180
    @178 Says:

    I think that you need to up the meds, or maybe stop the meds coz they don’t seem to be helping, Are you sure these are prescription meds, or have you been experimenting with some exotic type things?

  181. 181
    LolRR Says:


    Let me guess. You’re one of the ones who believed she and Orli were victimized by the evil NYC paps at the condo, that she and Orli were just friends because she already had the love of her life Jay or Brent or whatever the heck, and all those sightings were just gossip, and besides Orli would never cheat, of course Orli was stone cold sober I don’t care what those videotapes showed they were all lies evil lies, he never drinks or whatever(!), even Seb said so and he actually KNOWS him so that’s all I need to know, and oh my, well gee, I guess she has to be sweet as summer rain because Orli chose her, and its only jellusfath8ters suggesting that the paps are always called, don’t you know they are Mr. and Ms. Private, and gee oh my Orli likes whips(!?) and horse races oh my, oh she confirms they’ve been seeing each other since Spring 2007, when will this little fameho shut up(!?) oh Orli can’t possibly be in on this she has to have something on him, any day now he’s going to kick her user @ass to the curb, just keep watching it’ll happen this time, oh THIS time for sure…..

  182. 182
    @181 Says:

    #175 here.
    Nope I don’t think that way at all.
    I was just saying that RR is full of bs and the
    other poster said things with nothing to back it
    I’m sure he is a big time partier. Who said he wasn’t?
    If you have a good reason to say he has a problem then
    come out with it. If not than you are right up there with RR and
    his bs stories.
    Carry on if you want to.

    You sound a bit bitter though. Who is that towards? Did whorely hurt you?

  183. 183
    @181 Says:

    You sound like an old familar poster.
    You didn’t address the issues of what was false but you changed the subject.
    I think the posters here know by now to watch for your type.
    Either give a real response and answer for what you put out there
    or STFU about it.
    Just because someone didn’t take you at your word you assume they must be a shipper or something.

  184. 184
    @180 Says:

    they work just fine

    your genuine concern is touching

    I actually tried to go off of them – because I thought that they were hurting me – not a good reaction

    but different medications have a different affect on different people

    notice the word I said 3 times – different – not better – or worse

    I wasn’t asking for a round of applause from anyone

    but i would like to say thank you Jared for letting me vent my feelings

    To all of those who would say to get a life – what is yours?

    maybe i have a difficult time talking to others in person – so i try to learn by watching others – i’m not hurting them – I just wish I could understand what they are feeling – so I can maybe understand my own – believe it or not – everyone has them.

    I wonder about other peoples feelings – how they deal with things that upset them – maybe i’m hoping to learn from them – not hurt them – or stalk them

    The reason why this whole situation upsets me – is because Orlando has not said one word – and i see so much anger in his expression almost everytime he’s with her – there have been times when he had a smile on his face. – that’s what is so confusing.

    Not because he’s with her – whoever he goes out with is – that’s his choice to make.

    Sorry for not being perfect – I never said I was – and Pills or no Pills – they can only go so far – but I can only speak for myself.

    Your comments do not hurt me – so bash all you want

    I’m a writer anyway – maybe I’ll use your emotions in a story I write someday – but don’t expect it to ever be up on the big screen – I only write screenplays – but i do not ever expect to sell any of them – and besides do you think you are the only one who would have those feelings. – in other words don’t be looking for a commission check.

    I’ll Be Back – maybe?

  185. 185
    Irish Lassie Says:

    @lol rr

    LMAO!!! what IS this riddle me ree??

    I havent a clue of what you are on about, I THINK I kind of get the gist- so you are saying what? Orlando isnt a victim, nor is he saint orlando?

    You are correct, few think that way (well a lot on elflady do) but I think a lot has been said that he has known what he is doing and isnt a victim in any shape or form.

    Red robin is full of BS and has been called out as posting on other sites under different names by the matching IP- so we know he is just a sad shipper.

    You on the other hand- what? If you know something spit it out- its getting a bit old when people are claiming things and talking in riddles -to me its like attention seeking, we get it you hate the guy, and yes you sound bitter, that comes across, is there a reason for that? If not ok, but stop the way you are saying it all as if you KNOW stuff- and no im not a shipper either.

    Are you effed because he wasnt what you thought? Thats fine, a lot feel the same way, but whats it all about?

  186. 186
    Jess Says:

    Oh my god. I have never seen worse comments about someone ever.. like how jealous are all you girls really??

    For one.. Miranda Kerr is gorgeous. Every girl on here that says shes average… and ugly and whatever are just so jealous.. i dont see there ugly faces getting photo shots 24/7… Miranda isnt average looking.. why would she be a supermodel if she was?? its hard to get into the modeling industry unless you have the perfect look. and guess wat girlies.. she sure does. and she was chosen to do modeling its not like she paid her way in or anything…

    and wats that about megan gale and jenifer hawkins getting paid more… umm excuse me but u dont see those australian models in the victorias secret show aye? miranda is one of the most highest paying models in the world now. Jenifer Hawkins was also with Myer not david Jones…

    And also who cares about Orlando Bloom and miranda being together.. all the delusional girls out there just want a piece of him.. and as if he would even like the girls who are saying crap about miranda considering they are in a great relationship.. and he loves her and doesnt know any of you….and there are constantly rumors about all hollywood break-ups and such.. if it was you.. you would always be trying to tell the public the truth.. the media changes everything… its just like chinese wispers in the dark.

    You girls really need some sense, most of you dont have a clue what your saying… very immature..

  187. 187
    dear jess Says:

    Dear Jess, you’re an idiot.
    It is fact Miranda does not make as much as the other models.
    Her and Orlando are not in a ‘great relationship’ and he sure as hell doesn’t love.

    yes, I do know.
    So bite my ass.

  188. 188
    sarita said it in one sentence Says:

    “can we just be happy for someone’s success no matter how that someone attained it instead of posting hatred comments..cause seriously haters are loosers”

    Credit goes to sarita @JJ for this wonderful endorsement. With fans like you Kerr doesn’t need any more enemies than she all ready has. Thank you for this. Nice to know what her fans think of her!!!! Gutta love it.

  189. 189
    myriad Says:

    I tried to like Miranda Kerr in the beginning, but she is just soooo fake and now whenever I hear her talk or see her on TV I feel sick inside… I tried to ignore and not think about her but I am just curious how many people out there are in agreement with me. Her family ijust had no life in the Australian-outback-bush- in-the-middle-of-no-where, and doing whatever it takes not to lose this girl’s overseas job and fame (including needlessly showing off, defending her realtionship with a celebrity).

    There’s another Australian celebrity called Jennifer Hawkins who was Miss Universe 2004. Her boy friend has been the same guy ever since! Such a contrast. I like her so much better :( It’s a shame. I thought Miranda had a lot of potential.

  190. 190
    yuhg Says:

    I tried to like Miranda Kerr in the beginning, but she is just soooo fake and now whenever I hear her talk or see her on TV I feel sick inside… I tried to ignore and not think about her but I am just curious how many people out there are in agreement with me. Her family ijust had no life in the Australian-outback-bush- in-the-middle-of-no-where, and doing whatever it takes not to lose this girl’s overseas job and fame (including needlessly showing off, defending her realtionship with a celebrity).

    There’s another Australian celebrity called Jennifer Hawkins who was Miss Universe 2004. Her boy friend has been the same guy ever since! Such a contrast. I like her so much better :( It’s a shame. I thought Miranda had a lot of potential.

  191. 191
    @190 Says:

    Jennifer Hawkins also makes about 10times as much money as Miranda and she doesn’t act like an ass in public and think she is all that.
    I think you are right about the whole Kerr family. They thought they had a real meal ticket on their hands with Miranda and then with Orlando too. It’s clear to anyone who watches and even Eonline who made those comments “she’s phuking Orlando Bloom” showed they can see what she was all about. She isn’t fooling anyone.

  192. 192
    Daisy Says:

    Is that a dollop of Daisy on her head?

  193. 193
    @190 Says:

    Ha! Miranda Kerr wishes she had half the career that Jennifer Hawkins has. Miranda thinks she’s hot sh!t because she moved to NY to model, but Jennifer is running rings around her. After her Miss Universe crown, Jennifer has gone on to model clothing and cosmetic lines, host a tv show, and design her own line of swimwear. Miranda is overshadowed by the other Victoria’s Secret models and doesn’t have any other jobs in NY, so she had to come back to Oz to get a job, which must not be going very well since David Jones brought Megan Gale back after Miranda flopped with their customers. Miranda has to latch onto someone else’s star since her own has fizzled.

  194. 194
    sdf Says:

    ermmm hard to believe…. did OB REALLY ask her to marry him?

    Or is this another new LIE that came up b/c she thought people started losing interest in her? Poor Orlando Bloom can’t get out of a miserable spiral… well if he gets stuck, good luck to him, can’t rescue him there. She will divorce him once she’s sucked all the fame out, and move onto the next level!

  195. 195
    @194 Says:

    That’s just another lie the panty tramp had to plant to get attention for herself in the upcoming VS runway show because she knows that she’ll be overshadowed by the VS models who are the stars of the show, like Heidi, Adriana, Alessandra, and their new star Doutzen.

  196. 196
    kmm Says:

    are you kidding miranda kerr is hot as she hasnt had plastic surgury and she doesnt look like a chipmonk, gee i wonder what you look like. and Miranda Kerr is that face of Victoria’s Secret!!!!

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