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Miranda Kerr Dolls Up For David Jones

Miranda Kerr Dolls Up For David Jones

Miranda Kerr is hat happy at the David Jones marquee at the BMW Caulfield Cup Day at Melbourne’s Caulfield Racecourse in Australia on Saturday.

The 25-year-old Victoria’s Secret supermodel gave a little quote about being happy with Orlando Bloom. “People can write whatever they like. It doesn’t make any difference to us. We know what the truth is, along with our families and close friends. I don’t even bother reading some of those [break-up] reports.”

Miranda also has a beauty guide called “Treasure Yourself” coming out, which is being published by an “herbal” publishing company.

“It’s a great alignment with my personal belief system,” Kerr comments. “Hay House is allowing me to present the book exactly as it should be done with a hard cover and beautiful illustrations that people will treasure forever. I have spent two years writing this book which will encourage young women to love themselves whatever their size. The most important thing is to eat heathily and to treat your body with respect. Now we are in the final editing process and I expect that it will be available in the first half of next year. It’s very exciting.”

15+ pictures inside of Miranda Kerr all dolled up for David Jones

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You’re right – she’s doing terribly…next time she should not go there, she should just go with you to your job at Mickey D’s!

That would be perfect, then she could be with her brother Matty, flipping burgers for his job as “chef” for $8 bucks an hour.

ha ha ha!

Wow, you are really nuts if you keep track of this crap for a year or more. Do you write them all down in there in your little spiral book? Maybe you highlight the really important stuff in red so you can check them out, Do you have a job or do you just keep up with all your secret journaling. Hey, maybe you should get a hold of Miranda she might have a job for you, after all she loves it when people keep track of all her lies for her, and then maybe she would not get so screwed up and be able to keep up with which lies she has told to whom recently. It is so embarrasing when you get all those pesky lies all mixed up.

She looks like a freak. Her eyes look like fish eyes one on each side of her head, and her nose looks like someone hit it in the middle with a shovel and then flattened the tip of it. The oily skin shines like a spot light, and the cheeks look like the monsters that ate Cleveland.

I might do her coz body is great but she would have to wear a bag over her head. And I would want her gone before monring, so I wouldn’t have to look at her without all the make up on. And those teeth are huge. My girlfriend is better looking than her and she doesn’t look like a scary fish.

# 122:
@119 @ 10/20/2008 at 9:02 pm I think by “Europe” she means “the flat in Italy where crazy middle-aged mayfrayn lives with her parents and maybe a few dozen cats

I am mayfrayn. I am really tired to be pulled into discussions where I don’t want to entry. I don’t write all the posts and comments that are all over the Net, and you can’t write about my parents. Write what you want about me, but keep your hand off my parents. This behaviour is disgusting.

to mayfrayn @ 10/21/2008 at 12:23 pm

I am really tired to be pulled into discussions where I don’t want to entry
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Then stop entering into them. Plain and simple. Ignore it. When you choose to engage it, you become fifty percent of the conflict, and playing the innocent smug coquette is disingenuise, and doesn’t absolve you from your participation at all. I agree that was a mean spirited slap, although not directed at your parents, but I’ve seen you slap just as hard May. Cut the act.

# 131:
“Then stop entering into them. Plain and simple. Ignore it. When you choose to engage it, you become fifty percent of the conflict, and playing the innocent smug coquette is disingenuise, and doesn’t absolve you from your participation at all. I agree that was a mean spirited slap, although not directed at your parents, but I’ve seen you slap just as hard May. Cut the act.”

Too easy advice. I’ll stop entering into discussions when you, and people like you, will stop bashing me, or trying to provoke me with some stupid and unfair comments. And that’s all.
I don’t want to act first, but I’ll react, if it is necessary. Rules of education are not only for real life, but also for the Net.

to ask, has Mayfranwritten any fanfiction, please tell me no, if she has fantasy’s in her head of Orlando sweeping off her feet I would be nervous. Think of it, three horses, one for Orlando, one for Miranda, one for Mayfran, of course if she is ill or hurt Orlando would have her riding with him. The sun a great ball of fire, and the words floating on the air from Miranda “I don’t thik this is a good idea orli, she has been tracking us for days, orli i want to ride on your hourse with you. orli it is me you need to pay attention to orli what will the paps say when they see you two together, orli lets dump her hear and come back and gether later, I will have time to change into my nauti nurse uniform, orli don’t wory about alll dat blood head injuries alwasy bleed alot, well i didn’t know that throwing that horse shoe at her would cause such a dent. Hey orli will they finally put my picture in People, see that is why I need the nauti nurse outit. Oh orli don’t stop the bleeding yet, it will look way cooler in the pap shots if the blood is flowing, you got anyting I could hit her againwith, Wow orli this is gonna be great.

#133:
no, I never wrote any fanfiction,
And I find your little fiction or story really really boring. But if you enjoy your life only in this way…poor you.
You haters think that people not thinking like you are stupid, crazy, without a life and so on. Well, you may think this, but it is not the reality. Do you want to offend me as a person, writing offensive words because you think it is a silly joke? Poor, poor person. This shows your true colours, and what a good person you are.

I just got a google alert from the NYP daily intel and in it they said Bloom was in another crash and “crushed some body parts”!! WTF?!

Has anyone else seen this?

They reported it within some other news like Spears new Dec 2 thing and other recent stuff, and I checked the date again to make sure it wasn’t a rehash from last year, and it wasn’t. But I can’t find anything elsewhere-surely it would make the entertainment news? He hasn’t fallen that far off the radar has he? Hope its not true but can’t say I’d be surprised if it is.

Thank you for proving May’s point oh so well. Nonsensical loon.

Mayfrayn–and yet again, you go and engage the idiots. Two words for you ‘hun: Self Control.

@hey - seen what? @ 10/21/2008 at 4:11 pm

you did not put a link in your post.

#136:
Self control? So, they are allowed to bash me, and I must have always self control? Well, I’m ******* tired of self control.

@mayfrayn @ 10/21/2008 at 5:39 pm

Looks like this will have to be spelled out for you since you seem to be too thick to grasp it on your own:

If you don’t ACT like an obsessive, delusional, nutcase stalker, you won’t get mocked for BEING an obsessive, delusional, nutcase stalker.

#139:
Sorry, but I don’t ACT like an obsessive, delusional, nutcase stalker, you act like this. You are obsessive about Orlando and Miranda, you are delusional because Orlando has a girlfriend, you act like stalker, because go all over the Net reading all the posts and articles about Orlando, and even about other posters. So, look at yourselves

The first step is admitting you need help. We are all here for you, so just stand up and say I am Mayfran and I want Orlando Bloom’s life to be all about me, Help me please. We will try to refrain from throwing aged fruit.

#142:
oh, that’s really hilarious!You think to be hilarious, really? Or intelligent, sarcastic, ironic, smart…baby, here is a new thing: you’re not. YOU are obsessed by bashing other people, and I think you do this not only here, but even in your real life. Poor thing

@mayfrayn @ 10/21/2008 at 6:13 pm

ha ha. and that is why you are mocked.
well, don’t say that no one has never tried to help you. if you refuse to take sound advice, then you are asking for it.

common sense @ 10/21/2008 at 6:17 pm

if you don’t ACT like an obsessive, delusional, nutcase stalker

How come whenever New photos come out of either Orlando or Miranda you are one of the first ones to post them on OL

So If You Don’t Go all over the Net reading all the posts and articles about Orlando – HOw do you get the pics?

You might want to think about having that foot removed from your mouth!

Not To Mention The Fact When You Post Comments About The Pics – You Kiss ASS With The Best of Them

I Do Not Find It Very Funny – I Find It Disgusting – And The Only Reason Why I’m Posting This Comment – Is Because I Know Your Type – I Do Not Have To Go On The Internet To Find Them

Someone Needed To Say Something

When You People Post Over THere You make It Sound As If Orlando owes you A Picture Everyday – You May think You Are JUst Being Silly – You ARE The Most Disgusting Display of ******** I Have Ever Seen

Don’t Tell Me To Not Read The Comments –

Why Don’t You Try To Show A Little Commone Courtesy and Respect for a Fellow Human Being

You ARe RUDE – NASTY – And THe BiGGEST HYPOCRITE – I HAVE EVER HEARD OF

I’m Not Going To Tell You To Get A Life

I’m Not Going To Tell You What You Need To Do

I’m JUst Telling You What IMAGE You Are Projecting To Those Around YOu!

#144:
yes, of course, of course…you change every word, every phrase, just to agree with yours thoughts…wait, just a moment: if you act like this, you are a psychotic! Oh my God, you are a psychotic…this explain many things. Nice to see that you are spending all your time on the Net always bashing Orlando, Miranda, other people. But I have a life, and now I have more important things to do. Bye bye

#145:
“How come whenever New photos come out of either Orlando or Miranda you are one of the first ones to post them on OL

So If You Don’t Go all over the Net reading all the posts and articles about Orlando – HOw do you get the pics?”

TIMING, my dear, it’s only timing…

“Why Don’t You Try To Show A Little Commone Courtesy and Respect for a Fellow Human Being”
sorry, but…what fellow human being???? Are you crazy??
I am always polite in my comments…excepts when people insulte or bash me. This is self-defence

#145:
and btw, you don’t know me: why are you so angry with a perfect unknown person? That’s crazy

common sense @ 10/21/2008 at 6:27 pm

I’m Referring To Orlando

THe Way You guys Post about him Is Disgusting

You May Think It’s Silly – I Don’t Know Him Personally

But Something Tells Me He Would Not Find Your Comments very Flattering

#149:
your words sounds like a message that I received some time ago from a crazy Orlando’s fan. Her name was R., and I hope you are not that person.
I have a great respect of Orlando. And I don’t post about him in a disgusting way, that’s for sure

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