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Suri Cruise Monkeys Around

Suri Cruise Monkeys Around

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise hold their 2-year-old daughter Suri by the hands as they leave their New York City home on Monday morning.

Tom made nice with Matt Lauer on Friday at the Midtown Hilton Hotel. The 46-year-old actor brought the jokes as he helps roast the 50-year-old Today Show host at the 2008 Friars Club Roast.

“People know Matt and I had ‘that little thing’ a few years ago,” Tom told the crowd. “You know, I was just taking his advice. He told me, ‘Nobody wants to hear about your dopey movie. Go crazy. People will love you for it.’ Matt‘s great at giving advice. When Katie [Couric] asked him if she should leave the ‘Today’ show for CBS, he said, ‘Absolutely, you should definitely do that. People will love you for it.’”(Her ratings are less than stellar.)

Tom continued, “Jay Leno was No. 1, but Matt told [NBC exec] Jeff Zucker to cut his contract. ‘You’ll be ahead of the curve before his ratings go down and you’ll look like a genius. People will love you for it.’” (Leno‘s ratings never went down.)

Tom joked, “Let’s be honest. We’re roast­ing Matt Lauer, not Steven Spielberg. So what’s the upside for me — besides meeting Gilbert Gottfried?”

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  • Janie

    She’s adorable! She has good parents! Love what Tom said! Too funny! :) Good luck to Katie with the rest of her performances! I was there opening night! She was great! The whole play was amazing! :)

  • Nomnom

    she does not seem like she’s growing..
    she’s basically the same height as months ago

  • Chantal

    I loveee Katie’s outfit! Her jeans and shoes! Damn…
    I can’t helpt it, I just love Katie.

    Suri is so cute!

  • criss

    Yawn…oh good, more pictures of them coming out a door…wonderful…I’m amazed…mesmerized…bored to tears.

    Hey, how long before the obligatory photo of his other two kids? You know, the ones that he seems to have forgotten? Everybody yell about it, and I bet we’ll have pictures before the week is out. Any takers?

  • ANNIE

    4th suckers

  • ANNIE

    suri is so cut though i liked her hair longer peace

  • Susie

    She is a daze (Suri)

    still no tights on in the cold weather.

  • WTF?

    Why the hell won’t they put a coat on that little girl? Are they worried it might mess up their photo op?

  • iLOveSuri

    What necklace is that poor child wearing?

  • dido

    cute family ı love them

  • youwillmissme

    Everyone looks happy and normal here. Cheer for your happiness! Suri is such a cutie. Tom is always nice and gentle. Katie is mature and sweet. God bless their family!

  • http://kati&suriplaygroundpair cosabella

    omg suri has long sleeves on! what’s next? a coat, maybe?

  • zach quinto’s wife

    god! SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
    shutup haters. just because she is a beautiful baby and everything.
    xoxo

  • Someone_please_tell_me

    Pics. 8-9 are too funny… She is trying to escape her parents…

    “You will not put me in that car!”

    “Come on Suri, Daddy has to get to his space ship hunny”

  • dancer

    Why is everyone worried about whether she has a coat on? I’d be more worried about whether or not there is a car seat in that vehicle. Notice Katie is getting in first, which probably means there is not.

  • gold shoes

    Suri’s been wearing those nasty little gold shoes without socks since last summer. I bet they smell ripe by now.

  • pr person

    “Pics. 8-9 are too funny… She is trying to escape her parents”

    heee heee … I noticed that also… Poor thing probably doesn’t want to be dragged to another photo op. Notice how Crazy looks towards the camera… Yes, Crazy the photographer you called is taking your picture….
    Oh and regarding the roast… when Crazy left the stage… Lauer says something like… “Why don’t you sit down?” Lauer shot back. “We’ll get you a booster seat!” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now thats funny!

  • Ana

    I think it’s pretty clear that Suri doesn’t sit in a car seat. So many pictures you will see Suri in Katie’s arms inside the car. The girl is probably lap ridden or adult seat belt. Real shame if you ask me.

  • Chloe

    I think they all look nice in these photos. I still would like to see a coat on Suri , but they all look happy and loving . Even Tom looks handsome here.

  • Tiffany

    Please don’t tell me that they painted her nails RED, she is just a baby, c’mon!
    And put some clothes on this child, they want het to freeze? This is freacking New York…at FALL!

    Sick, sick parents. Poor baby.

  • J.ATL

    Please give that baby a coat already….

  • linpin

    I am so baffled by the fact that day after day that kid is in a dress and mary janes with no tights, and no coat, while her parents are in coats, sweaters, and jeans, and boots!

  • pinkydoo

    Tom’s looking hot again. Maybe it’s the change of scenery and NYC is making him a little tougher.

  • Hal Jorden

    Another day , andother old lady dress.
    If that child picks those dresses, I would say her parents reallu should get worried.
    That child doesn’t have any fashion sense.

  • kh drunk?

    what about those photos you posted Jared also dated 10/27 with kh in her plaid shirt then her polka dot shirt, stumbling out of her apt., leaning on the door looking out of it and drunk?
    what about kh’s state of mind and her not so picture perfect family?

  • http://bosworth.online.fr Marine

    Suri is SOOOO sweeettt

  • Susan

    It kills me how you all see pictures of this child for maybe 10 mintues of her life a day, and assume you know everything about her.
    You see her just with her parents and think she has no friends. You see her playing with her mom at the playground and think she has no friends. What about all the pictures you see of Heidi Klum with her kids at the playground or Brittany and her boys, or Post and her boys or Angelina and her brood?. You rarely see ANY OF THEM with other kids. And, how may of you take your kids to the playground as often as Katie does? And, yes she too has a busy life.
    Ok, so I agree she should be wearing a coat and some tights.
    As far as her necklace, looks like she made it. How cute is that.

  • andamentothat

    they should have her in a car seat.. since they are always chased by paps. Its ignorant to have it any other way.. This is worse than the no coat theory they have going on.

  • BECKY SMITH

    They at least put her in long sleeves….Wonder where she is going today..?? The park, getting ice cream, Love the designer diaper bag..
    How Tom is now a stay at home dad.. Where are his other children..
    With a nanny in California or maybe with his ex Nicole..??

    That is what happens when you have children of your own.. Nicole and
    Tom you tend to forget about your adopted children..

  • anna

    God bless this family

    you too Jared.

  • kit

    what a beautiful family all around……

  • amber

    Suri is so precious. Katie and Tom looks so in love and gorgeous.

  • gabby

    Suri has long sleeves on her dress. But no tights on her legs.I always make sure my boys have jackets and long pants. Maybe she doesn’t get cold.Who knows?

  • Hal Jorden

    I miss Violet!
    Give me pix of Violet!
    I am sick and tired of seeing Suri squeezing dung in her diaper, whenever and wherever.

  • tammy

    All blessings, peace and joy be upon this wholesome, all American family. God bless them and their precious daufghter. Haters can look forward to a firey pit that gets hotter with every piece of bile they spout. Tom, Kate and Souri for ever.

  • JIJI

    My God!

    That is ridiculous and bizarre. Is she a child or a woman?
    RED NAILS!!!!
    SHE IS 2 YEARS OLD!

    LAMENTABLE.

  • defap

    In Hollywood, homewrecking and cheating = free spirit, couch jumping = nut and crime. I don’t know if the world is weird or Tom is weird. If a politician jumps on a couch, I don’t think it is apropriate. But Tom is an entertainer.

  • poor little rich kid

    Another video of Katie and Suri at the park taken a few days ago. It says they are ‘dancing’, when actually Katie dances while she twirls Suri round and round. But when they stop and the performers teach the children what actions they should do to the next song, Suri doesn’t join in, she stands gazing at the other children (who are all jumping in time to the music) as though she never sees other children normally. If she wasn’t being twirled round by Katie, she would just stand staring in awe.

  • red

    I love it because beautiful pics like this makes the trolls cry.

    Keep it coming JJ.

  • poor little rich kid

    The video i mentioned above – http://splashnewsonline.celebuzz.com/tomcruise/

  • poor little rich kid

    Oh…and look how everybody else is dressed in the video compared to Suri…

  • poor little rich kid

    …gloves, scarves, hats, fleeces, puffa jackets…i think it’s time the worshipful Cruise fans admitted there was something wrong with their idol’s ‘perfect’ existence, as difficult as it might be for them to accept.

  • Mr. Cat

    Why are all the adults wearing a coat? But a child isn’t?

    Poor parenting. This morning my 5 year old wanted to wear shorts and a t-shirt to school. After he argued with me, pitched a tantrum, and tried to run from me … he wore a long sleeved shirt, jeans, and his jacket.

    If they’re going to make her parade around half naked then they should dress the same way.

    Although … I don’t want to see Tom in a dress.

  • paola

    really, poor little rich kid, she doesn’t know what to do

  • poor little rich kid

    Tom is practically gritting his teeth in the picture where Suri is acting up and dragging her heels.

  • jjoao

    she is a poor rich girl, she doesn’t live as child

  • Good Victoria

    NUMBER # 40… Thanks for link…I read about Thandie stating that ” tom taught her to kiss”….That it took ” almost 20 minutes to acheive perfection “……Is Tom now the king of Kissing ?…LOL
    On the recent post about Matilda Ledger, ( she is in New York ), Matilda and Suri have the same hair style…Identical !!!!…..As I stated in that thread, the only difference is, Matilda has on a warm coat, and tights………..Maybe Katie will bump into Michelle and see how silly Suri looks in summery, sleeveless dresses, with no socks………..I love Katie and Suri, BUT, come on, please dress that little one….At least long sleeves is a start ( the dress could be a little prettier )……….TO NUMBER # 42 ” THE CAT “……..our little grandaughter is 3 and a half, and I have mentioned dozens of times on these Holmes sites, that she also has a fit to wear dresses….costumes ( bella, snow white, etc.), and she wants short sleeves………She hates socks, BUT has learned to love patterened tights….So, we just ( my son, daughter-in-law and their two girls live with us while in school and working ), packed up ALL summer and sleevless clothes, and she has NO choice now, over what to wear………..It HAS to be winter items, and always socks or tights…….Well, Thank the Lord, she is finally choosing long pants, and we let her choose her sweater or heavy jacket……
    Maybe Katie needs to do the same thing….I know Scientology stated that children are NEVER to be scolded, and they need their independence and all, BUT GOOD GRIEF, She is only 2 and a half, and NOT a ” remarkable woman “…OK< sorry for the rambing…Had to vent about the little one!!!

  • Good Victoria

    NUMBER # 40… Thanks for link…I read about Thandie stating that ” tom taught her to kiss”….That it took ” almost 20 minutes to acheive perfection “……Is Tom now the king of Kissing ?…LOL
    On the recent post about Matilda Ledger, ( she is in New York ), Matilda and Suri have the same hair style…Identical !!!!…..As I stated in that thread, the only difference is, Matilda has on a warm coat, and tights………..Maybe Katie will bump into Michelle and see how silly Suri looks in summery, sleeveless dresses, with no socks………..I love Katie and Suri, BUT, come on, please dress that little one….At least long sleeves is a start ( the dress could be a little prettier )……….TO NUMBER # 42 ” THE CAT “……..our little grandaughter is 3 and a half, and I have mentioned dozens of times on these Holmes sites, that she also has a fit to wear dresses….costumes ( bella, snow white, etc.), and she wants short sleeves………She hates socks, BUT has learned to love patterened tights….So, we just ( my son, daughter-in-law and their two girls live with us while in school and working ), packed up ALL summer and sleevless clothes, and she has NO choice now, over what to wear………..It HAS to be winter items, and always socks or tights…….Well, Thank the Lord, she is finally choosing long pants, and we let her choose her sweater or heavy jacket……
    Maybe Katie needs to do the same thing….I know Scientology stated that children are NEVER to be scolded, and they need their independence and all, BUT GOOD GRIEF, She is only 2 and a half, and NOT a ” remarkable woman “…OK< sorry for the rambing…Had to vent about the little one!!!

  • Chan

    Suri is cute but THEY NEED TO PUT A COAT ON HER!!!!!

  • regina

    Why are both of them wearing sweaters and the poor girl in a summer dress ando no tights on!!!!!!!???????????????
    Are they crazy ????????????????????????
    WHAT´S WRONG WITH THEM ?????????????????

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