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Brad Pitt is Impervious to Poo, Snot, Urine and Vomit

Brad Pitt is Impervious to Poo, Snot, Urine and Vomit

Brad Pitt opens up to Oprah about partner Angelina Jolie and their six kids.

On how fatherhood has changed him: “[I'm] tough as nails. I’m impervious to poo, snot, urine, vomit. You can’t get me. You cannot break me down.”

On quick outings being a thing of the past: “We don’t go to the mall. It’s like a half-an-hour just to get everyone buckled in and make sure they’ve got their snacks, and Z.Z. [Zahara, 3] has got a blanket and Shiloh’s got her silky. Angie‘s militant about it. She’s right on top of it. Thank God, because I’m always forgetting something.”

On 2½-year-old daughter Shiloh’s Peter Pan obsession: “She only wants to be called John. John or Peter. So it’s a Peter Pan thing. So we’ve got to call her John. ‘Shi, do you want …’ – ‘John. I’m John.’ And then I’ll say, ‘John, would you like some orange juice?’ And she goes, ‘No!’ So, you know, it’s just that kind of stuff

Watch Brad‘s interview tomorrow on Oprah! The Curious Case of Benjamin Button costar Cate Blanchett will also be on the show. A preview of the show is on YouTube.

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1,051 Responses to “Brad Pitt is Impervious to Poo, Snot, Urine and Vomit”

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  1. 1
    TSE Says:

    Love brad and Angie. They have a beautiful family.

  2. 2
    marina Says:

    he seems to have been born to be a dad :D congrats, Angie!

  3. 3
    cathy Says:

    dumhoz – why dont you **** off – she dosent hate her name. Brand and Ange are REAL PARENTS unlike the beck hams who ***** out their kids for media attention -never seen them on the beach with their kids, anything normal JUST SHOPPING. LOVE BRAD AND ANGE

  4. 4
    tess Says:

    not loving the mustache. don’t like guys with mustaches but will take the rest of him.

  5. 5
    JANE Says:

    Cute!

    I live in New Orleans, such a nornal nice family. We see them out and about.

  6. 6
    a total fan Says:

    Love this family. So down to earth. The mustache I think is temporary while his is filming. But he is still handsome.

  7. 7
    stefanie Says:

    Wonder what her buddy, Jennifer Ainston, felt about this interview.

    And more important, notice Angie didn’t show up? *s*

  8. 8
    ? I have-thanks in advance Says:

    Cathy and the rest tempted i am begging you guys to . PUHLEESSSSEEEE do not spend the thread answering knuckledraggers. Ok?

  9. 9
    ? I have-thanks in advance Says:

    His stache is just for a movie and it looks ok enough. Somebody said Howard Hughes and he does favor him with it.

  10. 10
    Ana Says:

    Adorable.

  11. 11
    SARI Says:

    Oprah needs to do something about that. I often watch shows based on what I see in a blog, for example Ellen, or the View and I never used to watch those shows. Now I never watch Oprah.

  12. 12
    CLINIQUA Says:

    Okay, I’ll say this UPFRONT, as the idiots will be here soon:

    THE MUSTACHE & the HAIR, ARE FOR A MOVIE. HE PLAYS A MILITARY GUY in the 1930s, in INGLORIOUS ******** (misspelled on purpose), the Tarantino MOVIE HE IS FILMING NOW.

    Got it haters??

    Just like the black hair was for Jesse James, Just like the platinum hair was 7 years in Tibet, just like the beard was for The Fountain, and the long hair was for Troy, and Interview with A Vampire.

    Mmmkay???

  13. 13
    Michelle Says:

    he’s old and ugly now…

  14. 14
    Michelle Says:

    ew

  15. 15
    CLINIQUA Says:

    Bringing over to this thread, from the last the news that Maniston’s new dinner pal is Nicole Ritchie…bahahahaha!!

    I’m still laughing about John Gayer and Maniston dining once again at Sunset Tower (oh quick, leak this to People Mag Stephen Huvane, before Brad appears on Oprah never once saying jacksh*t about Maniston – bahahhaa, these tackheads are soooo obvious..) – I think where People Mag gets their digs in, is by hooking them up with Nicole Richie & Joel Madden on a ‘double.’ BAHAHAHAHA!! – you know DAMN well, Maniston didn’t want that part to get out.

    But you know, that’s JUST as it should be. Maniston from here on out, should only be associated with other cheesy no-talent famewh*res, like herself.

    Ahhh, yes, let Angelina and Brad dine with the Eastwoods, Mick Jaggers, DeNiros and Damons….

    Maniston & Peeboy doubling with the Nicole Richies, is perfect cosmic symmetry. She MUST be mortified. She is OFFICIALLY an embarrassing D-lister…heeeeehheeee.

    Hahahahahahaha :-D

  16. 16
    chavacana Says:

    such a great guy!

  17. 17
    Michelle Says:

    great guy? how? because he’s a cheater? nice definition of great guy you have there…

  18. 18
    vool Says:

    I AM SO HAPPY FOR HIM I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE NEW PICTURES OF THE TWINS…ANNISTON DIDNT GIVE HIM THE CHILDREN AND HAPPY FAMILY HE WANTED.

  19. 19
    ? I have-thanks in advance Says:

    Cliniqua you’re making broad assumptions about who is asking questions. Everyone isnt up on things just like i didnt know when the Oprah show was I didn’t know about the mustache until today either. Maybe your first instinct shouldn’t be so combative about who is asking questions.

  20. 20
    Brad's hanging jowls Says:

    EWW look at how fake they look. how embarrassing for him. Lmao

  21. 21
    fnl Says:

    This cheater, hypocrite , traitor of toy boy is overrated and finished , he is just getting uglier and older his vampire has sucked all of his blood.

  22. 22
    ! Says:

    I’ve missed him.

  23. 23
    Facts Says:

    He did not cheat. His marriage did not work out. He and Jennifer decided to separate. AFTER ALL THAT he got together with Angelina. Get it ?

  24. 24
    stella Says:

    ew this couple is sickening, raising too many children all the wrong ways..I dont know how anyone can say they are “soo down to earth” yaa righhttt

    Angie is a physco and I give it another year until Brad finds a new girl to date, and Angie is stuck with a million adopted kids

  25. 25
    ebmo Says:

    For PT
    carried over from the last thread:

    Passing Through @ 11/18/2008 at 1:48 pm

    THE FANISTONS THINK X SHOULD PLAY CATWOMAN!!!! I fcuking kid you not! This shite is hilarious…delusional…but hilarious…
    ++++++++++++++++++
    Thanks PT, I just shot diet coke through my nose!

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