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Brad Pitt is Impervious to Poo, Snot, Urine and Vomit

Brad Pitt is Impervious to Poo, Snot, Urine and Vomit

Brad Pitt opens up to Oprah about partner Angelina Jolie and their six kids.

On how fatherhood has changed him: “[I'm] tough as nails. I’m impervious to poo, snot, urine, vomit. You can’t get me. You cannot break me down.”

On quick outings being a thing of the past: “We don’t go to the mall. It’s like a half-an-hour just to get everyone buckled in and make sure they’ve got their snacks, and Z.Z. [Zahara, 3] has got a blanket and Shiloh’s got her silky. Angie‘s militant about it. She’s right on top of it. Thank God, because I’m always forgetting something.”

On 2½-year-old daughter Shiloh’s Peter Pan obsession: “She only wants to be called John. John or Peter. So it’s a Peter Pan thing. So we’ve got to call her John. ‘Shi, do you want …’ – ‘John. I’m John.’ And then I’ll say, ‘John, would you like some orange juice?’ And she goes, ‘No!’ So, you know, it’s just that kind of stuff

Watch Brad‘s interview tomorrow on Oprah! The Curious Case of Benjamin Button costar Cate Blanchett will also be on the show. A preview of the show is on YouTube.

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  • TSE

    Love brad and Angie. They have a beautiful family.

  • marina

    he seems to have been born to be a dad :D congrats, Angie!

  • cathy

    dumhoz – why dont you fuck off – she dosent hate her name. Brand and Ange are REAL PARENTS unlike the beck hams who whore out their kids for media attention -never seen them on the beach with their kids, anything normal JUST SHOPPING. LOVE BRAD AND ANGE

  • http://tess tess

    not loving the mustache. don’t like guys with mustaches but will take the rest of him.

  • JANE

    Cute!

    I live in New Orleans, such a nornal nice family. We see them out and about.

  • a total fan

    Love this family. So down to earth. The mustache I think is temporary while his is filming. But he is still handsome.

  • stefanie

    Wonder what her buddy, Jennifer Ainston, felt about this interview.

    And more important, notice Angie didn’t show up? *s*

  • ? I have-thanks in advance

    Cathy and the rest tempted i am begging you guys to . PUHLEESSSSEEEE do not spend the thread answering knuckledraggers. Ok?

  • ? I have-thanks in advance

    His stache is just for a movie and it looks ok enough. Somebody said Howard Hughes and he does favor him with it.

  • Ana

    Adorable.

  • SARI

    Oprah needs to do something about that. I often watch shows based on what I see in a blog, for example Ellen, or the View and I never used to watch those shows. Now I never watch Oprah.

  • CLINIQUA

    Okay, I’ll say this UPFRONT, as the idiots will be here soon:

    THE MUSTACHE & the HAIR, ARE FOR A MOVIE. HE PLAYS A MILITARY GUY in the 1930s, in INGLORIOUS BASTERDS (misspelled on purpose), the Tarantino MOVIE HE IS FILMING NOW.

    Got it haters??

    Just like the black hair was for Jesse James, Just like the platinum hair was 7 years in Tibet, just like the beard was for The Fountain, and the long hair was for Troy, and Interview with A Vampire.

    Mmmkay???

  • Michelle

    he’s old and ugly now…

  • Michelle

    ew

  • CLINIQUA

    Bringing over to this thread, from the last the news that Maniston’s new dinner pal is Nicole Ritchie…bahahahaha!!

    I’m still laughing about John Gayer and Maniston dining once again at Sunset Tower (oh quick, leak this to People Mag Stephen Huvane, before Brad appears on Oprah never once saying jacksh*t about Maniston – bahahhaa, these tackheads are soooo obvious..) – I think where People Mag gets their digs in, is by hooking them up with Nicole Richie & Joel Madden on a ‘double.’ BAHAHAHAHA!! – you know DAMN well, Maniston didn’t want that part to get out.

    But you know, that’s JUST as it should be. Maniston from here on out, should only be associated with other cheesy no-talent famewh*res, like herself.

    Ahhh, yes, let Angelina and Brad dine with the Eastwoods, Mick Jaggers, DeNiros and Damons….

    Maniston & Peeboy doubling with the Nicole Richies, is perfect cosmic symmetry. She MUST be mortified. She is OFFICIALLY an embarrassing D-lister…heeeeehheeee.

    Hahahahahahaha :-D

  • chavacana

    such a great guy!

  • Michelle

    great guy? how? because he’s a cheater? nice definition of great guy you have there…

  • http://fdsfsd.com vool

    I AM SO HAPPY FOR HIM I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE NEW PICTURES OF THE TWINS…ANNISTON DIDNT GIVE HIM THE CHILDREN AND HAPPY FAMILY HE WANTED.

  • ? I have-thanks in advance

    Cliniqua you’re making broad assumptions about who is asking questions. Everyone isnt up on things just like i didnt know when the Oprah show was I didn’t know about the mustache until today either. Maybe your first instinct shouldn’t be so combative about who is asking questions.

  • Brad’s hanging jowls

    EWW look at how fake they look. how embarrassing for him. Lmao

  • fnl

    This cheater, hypocrite , traitor of toy boy is overrated and finished , he is just getting uglier and older his vampire has sucked all of his blood.

  • !

    I’ve missed him.

  • Facts

    He did not cheat. His marriage did not work out. He and Jennifer decided to separate. AFTER ALL THAT he got together with Angelina. Get it ?

  • stella

    ew this couple is sickening, raising too many children all the wrong ways..I dont know how anyone can say they are “soo down to earth” yaa righhttt

    Angie is a physco and I give it another year until Brad finds a new girl to date, and Angie is stuck with a million adopted kids

  • ebmo

    For PT
    carried over from the last thread:

    Passing Through @ 11/18/2008 at 1:48 pm

    THE FANISTONS THINK X SHOULD PLAY CATWOMAN!!!! I fcuking kid you not! This shite is hilarious…delusional…but hilarious…
    ++++++++++++++++++
    Thanks PT, I just shot diet coke through my nose!

  • black

    Hm…………………..seems like Oprah likes him again.

  • Fact

    Oprah has ALWAYS liked Brad. I’m glad they’re friendly again.

  • loveJP

    Loving the interview with big O

    thanks be to GOD ALMIGHTY no mention of Maniston d fraud X.

    All is about Angie and their kids

    ——————————————————————————-
    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20241130,00.html

    Brad: With Six Kids, Life Is Less Mobile

    With a brood of six children ranging in age from four months to seven years, Brad Pitt says life requires careful planning.

    The star of the soon-to-be-released The Curious Case of Benjamin Button tells Oprah Winfrey, in an interview on her show set to air Nov. 19, that quick outings are things of the past.

    “We don’t go to the mall,” says Pitt, 44, adding that preparing for a car trip is an adventure unto itself.

    “It’s like a half-an-hour just to get everyone buckled in and make sure they’ve got their snacks, and Z.Z. [Zahara, 3] has got a blanket and Shiloh’s got her silky,” he says.

    “Angie’s militant about it. She’s right on top of it. Thank God, because I’m always forgetting something.”

    He also reveals 2½-year-old daughter Shiloh’s latest quirk.

    “She only wants to be called John. John or Peter. So it’s a Peter Pan thing,” he says. “So we’ve got to call her John. ‘Shi, do you want …’ – ‘John. I’m John.’ And then I’ll say, ‘John, would you like some orange juice?’ And she goes, ‘No!’ So, you know, it’s just that kind of stuff that’s cute to parents, and it’s probably really obnoxious to other people.”

  • Not impressed by JA

    #16

    CLINIQUA @ 11/18/2008 at 2:45 pm
    ——————-

    Lol !

    The b*tch falling grace !

    That’s where you end up when you are becoming more and more ‘persona non gratta’ in the serious professional sphere. Look at the ratings when it comes to things related to her job : Oprah Show, 30 rock, both of them ruined by her own AMATEURISH presence and following her juvenile antics.

    She is paving the seeds of her next career move at the eve of her 40 years : a TABLOID SOCIALITY with those who are 10 to 20 younger than her…her boyfriend’s generation !!! Hell she already went that route with the TIFF upsk*rt view incident a la Brit Brit !

    ahahaha !!! What a disgrace !

  • fnl

    Oprah don’t like him cuz she knows that he is a piece of liar cheater[ as most of ppl) no one if fooled by him, she is just happy to sell and have some audiences for her show for the business that’s all, we’ve all seen her supoorting jen.

  • question

    Why is it so hard for some to believe that Brad is finally very happy and content? If he were happy, he would not have left his wife. Is that so complicated to comprehend?

  • NICOLEFAN

    CLINIQUA , I’M USUALLY A FAN OF YOU BUT PLEASE LEAVE NICOLE RICHIE OUT OF THIS. JOEL MADDEN, PETE WENTZ AND JOHN MAYER ARE ALL BOYS AND THEY HANG OUT A LOT.
    SO JOHN PROBABLY WENT TO SAY HELLO TO JOEL. PLEASE NOTE THAT JOHN AND JEN WENT TO NICOLE AND JOEL’S TABLE.

    THATS WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NOW, SINCE JENNIFER IS INSISTING ON DATING IN “YOUNG HOLLYWOOD” THEN SHE IS GOING TO START HANGING WITH THAT CROWD. JOEL, NICOLE, PETE AND ASHLEE ALWAYS DO DOUBLE DATES NEXT THING YOU KNOW JOHN AND JEN WILL BE TAGGING ALONG.
    BUT PLEASE NOT THAT BOTH YOUNGER GIRLS IN THESE THREE SOME HAVE BABIES. [AND MEN THAT DON'T DISRESPECT THEM IN PUBLIC"]

    BESIDES, YOU MIGHT HAVE NOT READ NICOLE RICHIE’S BOOK, SHE IS 100% TEAM JOLIE!

  • Brad’s hanging jowls

    fnl hit the nail on the head head. he’s using his children on OPRAH of all shows to sell his lame love story movie. The dude is a crap actor and now has to use CGI as a cover up to hide is bad acting.

    HMMM I wonder what movie people would rather see … Aniston’s crapfest about a dog or Brad’s crapfest Big Fish part 2?

  • black

    ——————-Cliniqua————————

    ——————————Cliniqua——————————–

    Havn´t seen your crazy writings in quite some time. Come and join the “Loonies”———-you´ll need all the help we can offer.

  • http://justjared take a look

    us magazine has 2 video’s with brad on oprah,i hate the comments on there though.

  • Ahhh

    CLINIQUA @ 11/18/2008 at 2:41 pm

    Okay, I’ll say this UPFRONT, as the idiots will be here soon:

    THE MUSTACHE & the HAIR, ARE FOR A MOVIE. HE PLAYS A MILITARY GUY in the 1930s, in INGLORIOUS ******** (misspelled on purpose), the Tarantino MOVIE HE IS FILMING NOW.

    Got it haters??

    Just like the black hair was for Jesse James, Just like the platinum hair was 7 years in Tibet, just like the beard was for The Fountain, and the long hair was for Troy, and Interview with A Vampire.

    Mmmkay???

    _____________________________________

    No, they don’t get it, because their idol never changes her looks like her hair in every movie that she does, including in that TV show lately with Alec Baldwin that didn’t interest a good number of viewers. Soooooooo boringgggggggggggg.

    Like Brad, Angie changes her looks, too, in her movies. Now that’s what a true actress/actor does. Boring fanistons don’t get it.

  • CLINIQUA

    #20, STFU – you’re just mad I ruined the opportunity for haters to try and get digs in at him for his latest ‘look.’ I just wanted to nip the stupid sh*t in the bud – and remind them and others, that real actors especially those that invest in characterization, don’t look the SAME in every part, nor do they always try to look like a GQ model. You see, the jealous hater fanistons are notorious for being IGNORANT regarding REAL ACTING, mainly because they are so used to seeing her play deeply tanned, orange peroxided blondes, with the same hair curtain falling in her UGLY mug, for every single role that she does. She could be cast in a 17th century version of Friends, that takes place on the Alaskan Tundra, and she’d STILL fly to Meh-hee-co before the shoot, and bake herself nut brown, and get ‘highlights,’ the dumb b*tch.

    switching gears…

    A couple posts up, someone was wondering what Aniston thinks about Oprah?? Well right about now, she’s wondering why her enabler and former sympathizer Oprah, set her up and made her look bad, and stupid…..Oprah made HER interview ALL ABOUT ANGELINA & BRAD…yet Oprah never ONCE asks Brad about Maniston! Hahahaha! In fact no one utters her name. Why? BECAUSE THEY DON’T GIVE A F*CK. Neither Oprah, or Brad care about the TV sh*t-com HACK!! Hahahaha!! So what THAT looks like to the audience…is that Brad is deliberately ignoring her, and that she doesn’t even EXIST for him and his family…she is OVER and OUT- while conversely, Aniston’s interview, made it PLAIN that Maniston is not only STILL yapping about Angelina and Brad 4 years later…she now looks disturbingly obsessed…with Angelina! :-O Bahahahahahaa!! But hey, maybe that’s because her current paid gigolo (courtesy of CAA), John Gayer (former Perez Hilton LOVER) previously announced that his ULTIMATE FANTASY WOMAN was ANGELINA JOLIE. I suspect, perhaps she is Aniston’s too. Hahahahaha! :-D

  • irma

    The happiness of being a partner to Angie & being a father to his 6 kids shows all over his face, he is very content & happy right now . God bless the Jolie-Pitt’s.
    waving senior,Neleh,vicki,MF,anoble,anustin,guli,the real tita,Felinelilly,passing through,bdj,tondo girl, just me,alexanderina,andromeda,Bailey,Dine#1, where are the rest of you guys? Peace & blessings.

  • can’t wait to watch it!

    Watching the clips from People magazine was fun. Why can’t people be happy for him? He seems to glow talking about ZZ and Shi?

  • janaya

    Man, there are some up tight people on here.

  • NICOLEFAN

    On another note, reading the vogue interview, 2 things occur to me.
    Jennifer is dating Jessica Simpson’s ex boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!!! thats such a downgrade.
    second, notice how she was trying to pull a carrie underwood by saying that she still talks to brad.
    too bad nobody is that stupid to believe that brad would EVER talk directly to her. what she means is that they communicate trough publicists.
    and my third and final note, its funny how jennifer has only great things to say about brad when he was the one that broke his commitment to her. and everyone here know that brad litterally was hunting angie, trying to “win” her love during the separation. its just sad that the woman will accuse the woman whose only fault was being so extra ordinary that he wouldn’t help himself.

  • fnl

    Why does he feel being obliged to talk and throw down our throat his private life ?? has he ever heard about privacy ? oh but wait he sells her kids to the magazines… that explains everything…

  • loveJP

    i like the way troll always rush to comment even comment before fan well that show they need a medical intervention before is too late.
    One person under billion screen name lol

    dumhoz @ 11/18/2008 at 2:27 pm
    stefanie @ 11/18/2008 at 2:37 pm
    m @ 11/18/2008 at 2:44 pm
    r @ 11/18/2008 at 2:45 pm (ew)
    r @ 11/18/2008 at 2:48 pm
    Brad’s hanging jowls @ 11/18/2008 at 2:55 pm (ew)
    shameful cheater @ 11/18/2008 at 2:56 pm
    stella @ 11/18/2008 at 2:59 pm (addicted to ew) (stefanie to stella)
    black @ 11/18/2008 at 2:59 pm
    fnl @ 11/18/2008 at 3:00 pm

  • irma

    Shiloh is a biblical name.I like it, her parents loves it .God bless the Jolie-Pitt’s.

  • RIP Julian!!!!

    Can’t wait.

  • irma

    I will watch O just because of Brad.

  • yippie

    Can’t wait to watch Oprah tomorrow. I have missed seeing Brad on Oprah’s couch.

  • CLINIQUA

    lovin’ hearing about Z’s other nickname ‘ZZ.’ Sooo cute. Awwww. No wonder Angie is constantly pregnant. The whole family is just adorable.

  • Dancer

    I see the haters are out in force.
    I like Brad. Know people who knew him growing up in Missouri and he is a down to earth guy. All of them talk about what a great guy he is–kind, helpful, caring. I think the Trolls are jealous because JA let him get away. I was reading the Charlize thread and at the time at least there were no comments on how she is living with her boyfriend, how she is a horrible person because of things she did in her childhood, how she is a media wh*re because of her volunteer work. Nope. Not one thing.
    I also never see any JA fan address the rumors of her drug use or her cheating on Brad during the marriage.
    Just Angie comes in for the ire…and now Brad that he is married to her.
    Why can’t you people let them be? They are happy, raising a wonderful family full of love and joy.
    Guess it is too much wonderfulness for you all?

  • irma

    Where’s everybody?

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