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Justin Timberlake: J - - - In My Pants

Justin Timberlake: J - - - In My Pants

Andy Samberg takes the lead in another great SNL Digital Short entitled “J— In My Pants”. He reunites with Jorma Taccone and Akiva Schaffer, fellow members from sketch comedy group Lonely Island. (They also were the geniuses behind the SNL Digital Short “Lazy Sunday”.)

Former Las Vegas actress Molly Sims and former Sopranos star Jamie-Lynn Sigler made cameos as “the hot girls”. Justin Timberlake was called in to do “clean-up on aisle 3″. Andy and Jorma played the preemies and Akiva played the DJ.

Watch the video below and here are some sample lyrics:

Don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a s—
Plus it’s your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus
Now I’ll go home and change

The next day my alarm goes off and I
J— IN MY PANTS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
J— IN MY PANTS
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I
J—ED IN MY PANTS


SNL Digital Short: J— In My Pants

Full lyrics to the song inside…

“J – - – In My Pants” Lyrics

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I’m on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
A whole night what we’ve got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I

J— IN MY PANTS
This really never happens you can take my word
I won’t apoligize, that’s just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I
J— IN MY PANTS
Don’t tell your friends or I’ll say you’re a s—
Plus it’s your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I’m very sensitive, some would say thats a plus
Now I’ll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not lookin’ for love
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
The check-out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?”
And I

J—ED IN MY PANTS
It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because I
J—ED IN MY PANTS
To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you’re not impressed
One more thing, I’m gonna play by check

Last week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
J—ED IN MY PANTS

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
J— IN MY PANTS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
J— IN MY PANTS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
J— IN MY PANTS
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of “Sixth Sense” I
J—ED IN MY PANTS

I just ate a grape and I
J—ED…IN…MY PANTS
J—ED…IN…MY PANTS

Okay seriously you guys can we, okay…

I J— right in my pants every time you’re next to me
And when we’re holding hands it’s like having sex to me
You say I’m premature, I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times, it’s a necessity

Cuz I
J—…IN…MY PANTS
(I J— in my pants, I J— in my pants, yes I J— in my pants, yes I J— in my pants)
Yes I J—…IN…MY PANTS
(I J— in my pants, I J— in my pants)

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44 Comments

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# 1
[☆I n F a m o u s☆] @ 12/07/2008 at 2:00 pm

…`that ‘dcik in a box’ song was just a little light skit compared to this. ‘jizzz in y pants’ is a full fcuking hot song with real production.
.
… this is a club banger right here.

# 2

Fuking awesome! Andy, Jorma, and Akiva rule the comedic universe!!!

# 3

i cant see it. :(

# 4
buttercup @ 12/07/2008 at 2:05 pm

first!!!
the video is funny haha.

# 5

lol Andy makes the best skits… thats the one thing to look forward to every SNL…

# 6

ahh omg i love it! ahahaha Justin is so great for alway making fun of himself. The best line was “when Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzzzzedd in my pants” ahahah

# 7

Jeez in my pant’s! I love it!! That was the funniest $hit I have ever saw!! I have to show my hubby this!! Too funny! :lol:

# 8

that is sick

but kinda funny

justin should have sang a little too

its funny but makes me sick so dont know if i like it

# 9

Wow this thing is awesome! The beat is great and the lyrics hilarious! :D:D:D:D

lol! thanks, Jared!

I love it… Great one…

So gross, but so funny. Too bad Justin didn’t get in on the act more.

oh. my. gosh.

JJ also — HULU.com has every SNL sketch/digital short uploaded legally

idontknow @ 12/07/2008 at 3:30 pm

Not loving this one. Too desperate for a lol.

does anyone else thinks this is alittle too much? I mean im trying to keep my sense of humor, but I just dont get it?

I’m not feelin’ it. Y’all will laugh at anything.

hahaahhaahahahaha x’D

This is SO funny!
hahaha
when they put Andy and Justin together you can expect something like this!

sarah

yeh i agree, its not funny when you stop and think what it is that ur laughing at or listening to. also certain things should be left as private things and not to be ade into songs. whats next is there gona be a joke song on urinating or shitting or being sick

not right i think specially if kids listen to it

it seems funny but its not when u think about it

This was a scream, do those of you not amused have a pulse? I am old enough to remember the ‘real’ SNL with Danny and John. This is right up there with Wild and Crazy Guys.

Now that’s something comercial! I predict this song will be hitting the clubs and jizzzzz in our pants!

STUPID NBC @ 12/07/2008 at 5:06 pm

STUPID NBC! why can’t we see it? why do you blocked the video??!!!

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