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Justin Timberlake: J - - - In My Pants

Justin Timberlake: J - - - In My Pants

Andy Samberg takes the lead in another great SNL Digital Short entitled “J— In My Pants”. He reunites with Jorma Taccone and Akiva Schaffer, fellow members from sketch comedy group Lonely Island. (They also were the geniuses behind the SNL Digital Short “Lazy Sunday”.)

Former Las Vegas actress Molly Sims and former Sopranos star Jamie-Lynn Sigler made cameos as “the hot girls”. Justin Timberlake was called in to do “clean-up on aisle 3″. Andy and Jorma played the preemies and Akiva played the DJ.

Watch the video below and here are some sample lyrics:

Don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a s—
Plus it’s your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus
Now I’ll go home and change

The next day my alarm goes off and I
J— IN MY PANTS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
J— IN MY PANTS
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I
J—ED IN MY PANTS


SNL Digital Short: J— In My Pants

Full lyrics to the song inside…

“J – - – In My Pants” Lyrics

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I’m on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
A whole night what we’ve got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I

J— IN MY PANTS
This really never happens you can take my word
I won’t apoligize, that’s just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I
J— IN MY PANTS
Don’t tell your friends or I’ll say you’re a s—
Plus it’s your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I’m very sensitive, some would say thats a plus
Now I’ll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not lookin’ for love
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
The check-out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?”
And I

J—ED IN MY PANTS
It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because I
J—ED IN MY PANTS
To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you’re not impressed
One more thing, I’m gonna play by check

Last week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
J—ED IN MY PANTS

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
J— IN MY PANTS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
J— IN MY PANTS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
J— IN MY PANTS
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of “Sixth Sense” I
J—ED IN MY PANTS

I just ate a grape and I
J—ED…IN…MY PANTS
J—ED…IN…MY PANTS

Okay seriously you guys can we, okay…

I J— right in my pants every time you’re next to me
And when we’re holding hands it’s like having sex to me
You say I’m premature, I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times, it’s a necessity

Cuz I
J—…IN…MY PANTS
(I J— in my pants, I J— in my pants, yes I J— in my pants, yes I J— in my pants)
Yes I J—…IN…MY PANTS
(I J— in my pants, I J— in my pants)

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  • [☆I n F a m o u s☆]

    …`that ‘dcik in a box’ song was just a little light skit compared to this. ‘jizzz in y pants’ is a full fcuking hot song with real production.
    .
    … this is a club banger right here.

  • yoyo

    Fuking awesome! Andy, Jorma, and Akiva rule the comedic universe!!!

  • Desireé

    i cant see it. :(

  • buttercup

    first!!!
    the video is funny haha.

  • Mowgli

    lol Andy makes the best skits… thats the one thing to look forward to every SNL…

  • stella

    ahh omg i love it! ahahaha Justin is so great for alway making fun of himself. The best line was “when Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzzzzedd in my pants” ahahah

  • http://reen1@cox.net Gasol_fan16

    Jeez in my pant’s! I love it!! That was the funniest $hit I have ever saw!! I have to show my hubby this!! Too funny! :lol:

  • palvasha

    that is sick

    but kinda funny

    justin should have sang a little too

    its funny but makes me sick so dont know if i like it

  • Ciaralil

    Wow this thing is awesome! The beat is great and the lyrics hilarious! :D:D:D:D

  • Katy

    lol! thanks, Jared!

  • Boone

    I love it… Great one…

  • http://thefakenessblog.blogspot.com LuLUatfakenessblog

    So gross, but so funny. Too bad Justin didn’t get in on the act more.

  • Jen1

    oh. my. gosh.

  • http://www.nicklachey.us Nick Lachey USA

    LoL…

  • eme

    JJ also — HULU.com has every SNL sketch/digital short uploaded legally

  • idontknow

    Not loving this one. Too desperate for a lol.

  • sarah

    does anyone else thinks this is alittle too much? I mean im trying to keep my sense of humor, but I just dont get it?

  • no

    I’m not feelin’ it. Y’all will laugh at anything.

  • naee.

    hahaahhaahahahaha x’D

  • Gabi

    This is SO funny!
    hahaha
    when they put Andy and Justin together you can expect something like this!

  • palvasha

    sarah

    yeh i agree, its not funny when you stop and think what it is that ur laughing at or listening to. also certain things should be left as private things and not to be ade into songs. whats next is there gona be a joke song on urinating or shitting or being sick

    not right i think specially if kids listen to it

  • palvasha

    it seems funny but its not when u think about it

  • loyal

    This was a scream, do those of you not amused have a pulse? I am old enough to remember the ‘real’ SNL with Danny and John. This is right up there with Wild and Crazy Guys.

  • bebab

    Now that’s something comercial! I predict this song will be hitting the clubs and jizzzzz in our pants!

  • STUPID NBC

    STUPID NBC! why can’t we see it? why do you blocked the video??!!!

  • Mr. Orange

    these guys are hot!

  • stinko

    This is Jr. High school humor. So stupid. Comedians today lack talent. They need gross out humor for laughs.

    Andy Samberg should hang is head down in shame. What happend to all the fantastic Jewish comedians? Seinfeld was the last in a long line of talent.

  • Chris

    This is hilarious, I needed a good laugh.

  • ny

    FUNNY!!
    I WISH JT’S ROLE WAS BIGGER!!

  • April

    Sick beat there, but I’m not a huge fan of the song, it’s ok.

    Andy Samberg’s pretty hot, he kinda reminds me of Eric Szmanda of CSI.

  • Paulina

    OMGGGGG THIS SHIT IS HALARIOUSSS !

  • Paulina

    where can i download this to my ipod ?

  • WICKED WENCH

    LYawn. Low brow sex humor is easy and thus banal. JT still looks hot as a total doofus, however.

  • nancy and paul

    This was NOT funny at all.
    I think SNL is in bad shape and needs to hire new writers
    and a new cast.
    What has happened to them?

    I am not laughing.

  • good one!

    No, SNL is not at all how it originally was, it was best in its earliest days when they didn’t care about being PC. But this is hilarious in its own way and would have been censored in SNL’s old days.

  • K

    Andy looks so hot with shorter hair ..

    dayum

  • taeri

    Andy does that Dumb & Dumber face in the first picture….

  • JJKitten

    This is awesome!!! Loved it!

    Great post!!!!

  • roonie

    I LOVE ANDY SAMBERG<3

    I WANT HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    HE IS SO SEXYY!!!!!!!!!

    PLUSSS JORMA MAKES A CAMEO :)

  • booradley

    its funny
    lighten up
    kids dont watch SNL theres a reason its on so late
    if ur kids are up at midnight then ur a bad parent

    this kind of stuff happens…its not like its “being made public”
    its funny
    lighten up

  • booradley

    andy is sexy and funny

  • http://youtube.com/watch?v=nzqsJDRRtaU Andee

    Jizz in my pants Instrumental beat

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=nzqsJDRRtaU

  • TunaTown

    Brilliant SNL short and Tune. Not too vulgar at all. Quagmire from Family Guy throws out more vulgarities primetime Sundays on Fox. This has been the best SNL season in many years. I have been wearing out my DVR. I think Jorma should be a featured player and not just a writer. Bravo Andy, Jorma, and Akiva

  • thomas

    is this guy for real :-/
    i mean this is creepy

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