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Jessica Biel is a Christmas Elf

Jessica Biel is a Christmas Elf

Check out this new Funny or Die video — “Santa and Bleebo Save Christmas” — featuring Jessica Biel and David Koechner (Todd Packer in The Office, Champ Kind in Anchorman). Watch as Santa (Koechner) and elf Bleebo (Biel) try a new technique to raise money for the holidays.

In related news, Funny or Die has received a generous $3 million holiday surprise from an anonymous donor, reports NYDN. The money can be used for “in-kind contributions for marketing, publicity and promotional support for programing.” Impressive!

WHAT DO YOU THINK of Biel’s attempt at comedy — YAY or NAY?

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51 Responses to “Jessica Biel is a Christmas Elf”

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  1. 1
    karla Says:

    lmfao um….
    I can’t believe Justin Timberlake is serious with this girl. What a downgrade.

  2. 2
    brandon Says:

    Speaking of Biel, I saw her chatting it up with her lezbo friends in NYC. Is she really straight? You tell me…

  3. 3
    CLINIQUA Says:

    FAIL. A better idea would have been Jess, not having speaking lines at all, on a stripper poll with Santa as her pimp/club mgr. Now THAT would have been funny.

  4. 4
    marla Says:

    Woahhhhh. Is she still dating JT? Brandon, where did you get that pic?

  5. 5
    deka Says:

    looks like she did her own makeup
    bad idea!

  6. 6
    Meg Says:

    Wow, that was morbid and unoriginal to boot.
    Depressing and with the old woman’s blood splattering….Bleh.

  7. 7
    chAU Says:


  8. 8
    julien Says:

    That’s hilarious…not sure how people will interpret it…give money or get beaten up – funny though!!!

  9. 9
    Mac n Cheese Says:

    Biel looks like a tranny elf.

  10. 10
    [☆I n F a m o u s☆] Says:

    …`very – very – very – ugly.
    …;she doesn’t have a single funny bone in her entire fugly ass body.

  11. 11
    MR.bARNES Says:

    ugly horse face ,hot body ,Justin neeeds to dump this ***** and get back with Britney.
    It would be very cute seeing him with Britney and her children .

  12. 12
    No J biel Says:

    I completely disagree with this video. Sends the wrong message. Far too many bad people are already doing those things selfishly to get ahead. Especially the scene with the old lady getting mugged…there has been about 7 muggings against little old ladys like that in my area…I think I get what they were trying to get across, that if you’re greedy, selfish, and don’t think about others in serious need when you CAN actually help out, then bad things like that WILL happen in your own backyard because in order to have a safe neighborhood you have to take care of each other to keep the good going but I think they could of gone about it differently.

  13. 13
    The Joker Says:

    This has the makings of a very good p*rn. Lonely elf gives Santa a BJ for X-mas.

  14. 14
    BI Says:


  15. 15
    gin Says:

    horsey teeth.

  16. 16
    thetruththetruth Says:

    ***** cannot act…seriously wow

  17. 17
    UTsunshine Says:

    not funny. whoever wrote this needs to be mugged/shot themselves.

  18. 18
    joey Says:

    Karla,Barandon,Cliniqua,chau,Mac n Chesse,Mr.barnes and inFamous your all Jealous of Jessica Biel. Mac n Chesse your one like tranny elf. infamous your jealous becasue your not cool like Jessica Biel. Jessica Biel look gorgeous as sexy elf. Jessica Biel is amazing talented actress and beauitful gorgeous . Jessica Biel will Oscar very soon because She amazing talented actress. Jessica Biel is alway favorite actress of all time. Jessica Biel I am always big number one fan for life. Jessica Biel rocks!

  19. 19
    Alle Says:

    Jessica Biel cannot act.
    If she was not with JT this video
    would not even be on here and
    no one would talk about her.
    JT is her meal ticket and
    she is milking it for all it is worth.

  20. 20
    Lilly Says:

    That wasnt funny.

  21. 21
    bella Says:


  22. 22
    joey Says:

    Jessica looks more like a clown than an elf.

  23. 23
    Tim Says:


    loves her!!

  24. 24
    Mo Says:

    Not funny.

    Who will die?

    Santa or the Elf?

  25. 25
    rennaisance Says:

    What’s with all the hate comments? She seems like a nice girl!
    JT to get back with Britney? Barf.

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