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Jessica Biel is a Christmas Elf

Jessica Biel is a Christmas Elf

Check out this new Funny or Die video — “Santa and Bleebo Save Christmas” — featuring Jessica Biel and David Koechner (Todd Packer in The Office, Champ Kind in Anchorman). Watch as Santa (Koechner) and elf Bleebo (Biel) try a new technique to raise money for the holidays.

In related news, Funny or Die has received a generous $3 million holiday surprise from an anonymous donor, reports NYDN. The money can be used for “in-kind contributions for marketing, publicity and promotional support for programing.” Impressive!

WHAT DO YOU THINK of Biel’s attempt at comedy — YAY or NAY?

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# 1

lmfao um….
I can’t believe Justin Timberlake is serious with this girl. What a downgrade.

# 2

Speaking of Biel, I saw her chatting it up with her lezbo friends in NYC. Is she really straight? You tell me…

# 3

FAIL. A better idea would have been Jess, not having speaking lines at all, on a stripper poll with Santa as her pimp/club mgr. Now THAT would have been funny.

# 4

Woahhhhh. Is she still dating JT? Brandon, where did you get that pic?

# 5

looks like she did her own makeup
bad idea!

# 6

Wow, that was morbid and unoriginal to boot.
Depressing and with the old woman’s blood splattering….Bleh.

# 8

That’s hilarious…not sure how people will interpret it…give money or get beaten up – funny though!!!

# 9
Mac n Cheese @ 12/24/2008 at 11:33 am

Biel looks like a tranny elf.

[☆I n F a m o u s☆] @ 12/24/2008 at 11:35 am

…`very – very – very – ugly.
…;she doesn’t have a single funny bone in her entire fugly ass body.

ugly horse face ,hot body ,Justin neeeds to dump this ***** and get back with Britney.
It would be very cute seeing him with Britney and her children .

I completely disagree with this video. Sends the wrong message. Far too many bad people are already doing those things selfishly to get ahead. Especially the scene with the old lady getting mugged…there has been about 7 muggings against little old ladys like that in my area…I think I get what they were trying to get across, that if you’re greedy, selfish, and don’t think about others in serious need when you CAN actually help out, then bad things like that WILL happen in your own backyard because in order to have a safe neighborhood you have to take care of each other to keep the good going but I think they could of gone about it differently.

This has the makings of a very good p*rn. Lonely elf gives Santa a BJ for X-mas.

thetruththetruth @ 12/24/2008 at 12:00 pm

***** cannot act…seriously wow

UTsunshine @ 12/24/2008 at 12:01 pm

not funny. whoever wrote this needs to be mugged/shot themselves.

Karla,Barandon,Cliniqua,chau,Mac n Chesse,Mr.barnes and inFamous your all Jealous of Jessica Biel. Mac n Chesse your one like tranny elf. infamous your jealous becasue your not cool like Jessica Biel. Jessica Biel look gorgeous as sexy elf. Jessica Biel is amazing talented actress and beauitful gorgeous . Jessica Biel will Oscar very soon because She amazing talented actress. Jessica Biel is alway favorite actress of all time. Jessica Biel I am always big number one fan for life. Jessica Biel rocks!

Jessica Biel cannot act.
If she was not with JT this video
would not even be on here and
no one would talk about her.
JT is her meal ticket and
she is milking it for all it is worth.

That wasnt funny.


Jessica looks more like a clown than an elf.


loves her!!

Not funny.

Who will die?

Santa or the Elf?

rennaisance @ 12/24/2008 at 1:36 pm

What’s with all the hate comments? She seems like a nice girl!
JT to get back with Britney? Barf.

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