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Orlando Bloom is Deus Ex Machina

Orlando Bloom is Deus Ex Machina

Orlando Bloom rides off on his “Beverly Hills Ducati” motorcycle as he leaves a church on Saturday (December 27) in Los Angeles.

The 31-year-old British actor wore a jacket from Deux Ex Machina, which literally means “god from the machine.” Back in May, Orly shopped at Sydney’s bike store Deus Ex Machina in Australia.

Afterwards, Orly reportedly went out with Aussie model girlfriend Miranda Kerr and got into a fender bender.

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# 1

What a d*uchebag!

# 2
POOR ORLANDO @ 12/27/2008 at 10:06 pm

Ok, so he went to church in the morning ALONE and now MK’s pissed. She screams at him, “How dare you go out without me and get papped! Now, you have to take me out in your car so the paparazzi can get pictures of us together.”

Orly is so upset while driving “Miss Daisy” around, that he gets in an accident.

Now, that’s entertainment!

# 3

I love his bed head curls!

It looks like he was rear ended. Doesn’t he drive an Audi? That car with the pushed in front looks like an Acura? Maybe? It sure doesn’t look like an Audi.

Oh, and #2. Yeah, I’m sure that’s exactly what happened. *rollseyes*

# 4

lets wait and see if the pics of her start showing up – I don’t know about anyone else – don’t see her anywhere – yet

wonder why he was going to a church? – confession – or wedding plans?

or maybe he was just needed a break from what’s her name – no pics yet – if they got into an accident and she was in the car with him – she definitely would have made an appearance – i would think – hope she is is all right.

# 5

If I didn’t know better I’d say he was very closely related to Dudley Moore

# 6

What a jerk. Doesn’t make sense for him to go to church since he’s a buddhist. Maybe making wedding plans? Who gives a monkeys anyway????

# 7

Okay, Deus Ex Machina might mean that in 1-1-translation.

But it is poetic, and it means “God will intervene”

# 8

What happend to him? He used to be hawt. Now he looks like a tard. Blech.

# 9

So in the time Orlando has supposedly been involved with the cheap panty ho, he’s been in 2 accidents, been kicked off one movie set, cant get hired in Hollywood, had one movie postponed indefinitely, and had another movie delayed at least 6 months. A little bad karma happening there. Get a clue Orlando!

Wow, could you be more offensive?

Destiny is a choice @ 12/27/2008 at 11:32 pm

But it is poetic, and it means “God will intervene”

Peter, I sincerely hope and pray that He does, for Orlando’s sake and for the sake of his remaining fans. There is nothing that God almighty, or his Son, cannot do. If God has a will and a purpose for Orlando, I pray that He helps Orlando to find it – and to find his way in his life and his career again. If God has a plan for Orlando, or wishes to guide him through a person or wishes to use one of His children as a Messenger, I pray that Orlando will listen and follow that guidance.

No, I’m not trying to be funny or sarcastic. My great disappointment with Orlando is tempered with some degree of compassion, compassion which has been greatly strained and pushed beyond its limits at this point.

God’s compassion and understanding, however, are limitless. Let God’s will be done, should Peter’s translation be true. “God will intervene.” May it be so.

In Jesus’s name,
Amen

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to blame this on Miranda.
What’s wrong, haven’t you found a way to blame her for Darfur, yet?

Two accidents = the first one wasn’t his fault, looks like it wasn’t in this one either.
Kicked off set? = hardly
Can’t get hired? = who says? he is producing, now, with stars like Liam Neeson and Javier Bardem
Movie postponed = happens quite often, even with movies almost in the can. Price of Persia had its realease date pushed back over a year, and it’s almost finished. That must be Jake’s fault, then?

Just remember….wishing bad Karma on others, only brings it upon yourself. maybe you should think about that.

Still in LA. Not off snowboarding. The mountains in CA got several feet of new snow in the past few days. Yep, the Burton store was just another staged setup for the fameho’s. So. Very. Fake.

What is so wrong with Orlando?
He has lead a charmed life. He has had many setbacks, both physical and emotional, and has remained positive, warm and giving. He has remained a good and decent person, even while treading the cesspool that is Hollywood. He devotes time to charity, and is willing to give his time to help spread the positive message of his faith. He has turned his back on blockbuster movies to invest his own money in films with important messages. He is a kind a honorable person. If you see such bad things in him, they may be inside you instead. You may be projecting your evil emotions onto a stranger. Judge not, lest ye be judged. Did you skip those words from God?

Who said that they would leave immediately?
They may have been planning a New Year’s trip, after her folks go back to Oz. Or are you saying that they should have ditched the parents after they flew all the way to LA for Christmas?
We know that Orlando snowboards, why is a trip so far fetched?

Blasphemer
Using the names of God and his Son in a post that is nothing but thinly veiled insults is hypocritical and insulting.
How dare you.

You really don’t want to be snowboarding while it is snowing. Going after it has stopped is perfect. I bet that they are going next week.

Why would they buy stuff if it was fake?
The sales girl was carrying a load out to their car.
And why go to all that trouble? If they wanted to be papped together while shopping, all they would have to do is walk down Robertson, not go to some semi out-of-the-way, store and stay for almost an hour.

Yeah, fresh powder is the worst. Wouldn’t want to be there when conditions are prime.

goshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! what happened to him? NOT SEXY AT ALL……..I used to think he was hot in pirates of the Caribbean but those pictures are like ewwwwwwwww! hope he looks better than that and this was just a bad day ! lol.

Going down a fast hill when you can’t see ten feet in front of you IS the worst. I’d much rather have it a bit packed.

Yet another example of all the warnings hitting the presses: “get it all wrong and you’re the new Orlando Bloom”.

Sure, the paps were hanging out at the Burton store on the off-chance that Orlando Bloom would just happen to stop by. Riiiiiight. I have a bridge to sell you too, sounds like you’re gullible enough to be interested in it.

Then you obviously suck if you’re waiting for the cats and the crowds to destroy the best snowboarding conditions available.

He can only “PAY” for a Ducatti over there because america is as good as bankrupt so cars and motorcycles are offered for DUMP-PRICES, folks!!

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