Top Stories

Orlando Bloom is Deus Ex Machina

Orlando Bloom is Deus Ex Machina

Orlando Bloom rides off on his “Beverly Hills Ducati” motorcycle as he leaves a church on Saturday (December 27) in Los Angeles.

The 31-year-old British actor wore a jacket from Deux Ex Machina, which literally means “god from the machine.” Back in May, Orly shopped at Sydney’s bike store Deus Ex Machina in Australia.

Afterwards, Orly reportedly went out with Aussie model girlfriend Miranda Kerr and got into a fender bender.

10+ pictures inside of motorcycle man Orlando Bloom

Just Jared on Facebook
orlando bloom deus ex machina 01
orlando bloom deus ex machina 02
orlando bloom deus ex machina 03
orlando bloom deus ex machina 04
orlando bloom deus ex machina 05
orlando bloom deus ex machina 06
orlando bloom deus ex machina 07
orlando bloom deus ex machina 08
orlando bloom deus ex machina 09
orlando bloom deus ex machina 10

Photos: Flynetonline
Posted to: Orlando Bloom

JJ Links Around The Web

  • 2 Chainz & Kesha Ward's wedding in Miami was beyond extravagant - TMZ
  • Jordyn Jones has a new single out! - Just Jared Jr
  • Don Lemon gets emotional during Aretha Franklin tribute on CNN - TooFab
  • Michelle Wolf's Netflix talk show has been canceled - The Hollywood Reporter
  • These two YouTubers are heading to college - Just Jared Jr
  • Jughed

    What a d*uchebag!


    Ok, so he went to church in the morning ALONE and now MK’s pissed. She screams at him, “How dare you go out without me and get papped! Now, you have to take me out in your car so the paparazzi can get pictures of us together.”

    Orly is so upset while driving “Miss Daisy” around, that he gets in an accident.

    Now, that’s entertainment!

  • sasha

    I love his bed head curls!

    It looks like he was rear ended. Doesn’t he drive an Audi? That car with the pushed in front looks like an Acura? Maybe? It sure doesn’t look like an Audi.

    Oh, and #2. Yeah, I’m sure that’s exactly what happened. *rollseyes*

  • @ 2

    lets wait and see if the pics of her start showing up – I don’t know about anyone else – don’t see her anywhere – yet

    wonder why he was going to a church? – confession – or wedding plans?

    or maybe he was just needed a break from what’s her name – no pics yet – if they got into an accident and she was in the car with him – she definitely would have made an appearance – i would think – hope she is is all right.

  • Made

    If I didn’t know better I’d say he was very closely related to Dudley Moore

  • huh

    What a jerk. Doesn’t make sense for him to go to church since he’s a buddhist. Maybe making wedding plans? Who gives a monkeys anyway????

  • Peter

    Okay, Deus Ex Machina might mean that in 1-1-translation.

    But it is poetic, and it means “God will intervene”

  • yoyo

    What happend to him? He used to be hawt. Now he looks like a tard. Blech.

  • LOL!!!

    So in the time Orlando has supposedly been involved with the cheap panty ho, he’s been in 2 accidents, been kicked off one movie set, cant get hired in Hollywood, had one movie postponed indefinitely, and had another movie delayed at least 6 months. A little bad karma happening there. Get a clue Orlando!

  • @8

    Wow, could you be more offensive?

  • Destiny is a choice

    But it is poetic, and it means “God will intervene”

    Peter, I sincerely hope and pray that He does, for Orlando’s sake and for the sake of his remaining fans. There is nothing that God almighty, or his Son, cannot do. If God has a will and a purpose for Orlando, I pray that He helps Orlando to find it – and to find his way in his life and his career again. If God has a plan for Orlando, or wishes to guide him through a person or wishes to use one of His children as a Messenger, I pray that Orlando will listen and follow that guidance.

    No, I’m not trying to be funny or sarcastic. My great disappointment with Orlando is tempered with some degree of compassion, compassion which has been greatly strained and pushed beyond its limits at this point.

    God’s compassion and understanding, however, are limitless. Let God’s will be done, should Peter’s translation be true. “God will intervene.” May it be so.

    In Jesus’s name,

  • @9

    I was wondering how long it would take for someone to blame this on Miranda.
    What’s wrong, haven’t you found a way to blame her for Darfur, yet?

    Two accidents = the first one wasn’t his fault, looks like it wasn’t in this one either.
    Kicked off set? = hardly
    Can’t get hired? = who says? he is producing, now, with stars like Liam Neeson and Javier Bardem
    Movie postponed = happens quite often, even with movies almost in the can. Price of Persia had its realease date pushed back over a year, and it’s almost finished. That must be Jake’s fault, then?

    Just remember….wishing bad Karma on others, only brings it upon yourself. maybe you should think about that.

  • Burton

    Still in LA. Not off snowboarding. The mountains in CA got several feet of new snow in the past few days. Yep, the Burton store was just another staged setup for the fameho’s. So. Very. Fake.

  • @11

    What is so wrong with Orlando?
    He has lead a charmed life. He has had many setbacks, both physical and emotional, and has remained positive, warm and giving. He has remained a good and decent person, even while treading the cesspool that is Hollywood. He devotes time to charity, and is willing to give his time to help spread the positive message of his faith. He has turned his back on blockbuster movies to invest his own money in films with important messages. He is a kind a honorable person. If you see such bad things in him, they may be inside you instead. You may be projecting your evil emotions onto a stranger. Judge not, lest ye be judged. Did you skip those words from God?

  • @13

    Who said that they would leave immediately?
    They may have been planning a New Year’s trip, after her folks go back to Oz. Or are you saying that they should have ditched the parents after they flew all the way to LA for Christmas?
    We know that Orlando snowboards, why is a trip so far fetched?

  • @11

    Using the names of God and his Son in a post that is nothing but thinly veiled insults is hypocritical and insulting.
    How dare you.

  • @13

    You really don’t want to be snowboarding while it is snowing. Going after it has stopped is perfect. I bet that they are going next week.

  • @13

    Why would they buy stuff if it was fake?
    The sales girl was carrying a load out to their car.
    And why go to all that trouble? If they wanted to be papped together while shopping, all they would have to do is walk down Robertson, not go to some semi out-of-the-way, store and stay for almost an hour.

  • @17

    Yeah, fresh powder is the worst. Wouldn’t want to be there when conditions are prime.

  • X

    goshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! what happened to him? NOT SEXY AT ALL……..I used to think he was hot in pirates of the Caribbean but those pictures are like ewwwwwwwww! hope he looks better than that and this was just a bad day ! lol.

  • @19

    Going down a fast hill when you can’t see ten feet in front of you IS the worst. I’d much rather have it a bit packed.

  • loser

    Yet another example of all the warnings hitting the presses: “get it all wrong and you’re the new Orlando Bloom”.

  • @18

    Sure, the paps were hanging out at the Burton store on the off-chance that Orlando Bloom would just happen to stop by. Riiiiiight. I have a bridge to sell you too, sounds like you’re gullible enough to be interested in it.

  • @21

    Then you obviously suck if you’re waiting for the cats and the crowds to destroy the best snowboarding conditions available.

  • gerard Vandenberg

    He can only “PAY” for a Ducatti over there because america is as good as bankrupt so cars and motorcycles are offered for DUMP-PRICES, folks!!

  • @23

    Yeah, there is no way that one of the sales people tipped them off. No way!!!!
    Orlando habitually throws away hundreds of dollars shopping for things for a set up. Riiiight.

  • Where Is Miranda?

    who cares when they are going snow boarding!

    Miranda was with him?- where? – or did she get hurt and no one is saying anything – I hope she is all right.

    I don’t see her in one single pic – only a mention of her name.

    What’s the deal?

  • @22

    Soooo, having an eviable career, working with and gaining the respect of some of the best actors and directors on the planet, and ending up with enough money to retire at 30 and travel the world, working only on films that speak to your heart is NOT the way most young actors want to end up. Really???

  • @28

    Not much to envy if your career is over at 31 because no one will hire you. Hope he invested wisely, that’s gonna have to last a looong time.

  • @26

    Oh, right, forgot about that sad fangirl logic. The sales people at the Burton store called the paps- because Orlando is the only celebrity in LA who snowboards and shops for equipment. Just like the sales people at the glass shop in Venice called a pap in England and stopped time for the 2 hour flight to catch him when he popped into that store. Poor guy, he can only live without intrusion when he really wants to.

  • Casey

    I like him.

  • @30

    Oh, the “hater” logic rears its ugly head.
    All the times that he is papped without Miranda are coincidences. But if he’s papped with her it is a set up, because no “one wants to take his picture”.
    Then why was he photographed without her at the church? And the other day in New York? And every time he is with ‘Chris’, or Aileen?
    Oh, and do you really think that the ‘English’ pap wasn’t there, already? They had to send for him special? No pap in Venice wanted to take pics of the Hollywood actor and his Hot Model girlfriend? There AREN’T any paps in Italy? When the word ‘papaarzzi’ IS italian? Why is that, I wonder? Paps follow leads all the time. Sales clerks, concierges, parking lot attendants, etc. It is how they do business. Did you not know this?

  • @31

    You have very good taste. :)

  • @32

    There are no coincidences. A famewhore is a famewhore is a famewhore. Anyone who doesn’t want to be papped isn’t. Quite easy to avoid, plenty of award winning A-list actors manage to.

  • ummmmm

    There were a couple of pictures of Randa at Burton’s with a wrist brace on. Then today she and Orlando get in a fender-bender.

    Opps, somebody released the pictures in the wrong order. Heads will roll.

  • @35

    That was protective gear for snowboarding.
    She was only wearing it in the store, and only for a little while. She wasn’t wearing it at lunch.
    Try again.

  • @34

    Leo gets papped, so does Jake. Keira gets caught all the time. For that matter, so does Johnny. Famewhores all, I guess.

  • @37

    Yep. But none nearly as bad as Orlando. The clockwork regularity of his staged appearances even makes Heidi and Spencer look subtle.

  • @38

    We don’t get pics for weeks, and you are saying that he gets it worse than Jake or Leo? And comparing them to Speidi? You just negated your arguement. No one can take you seriously after that statement.

  • NativeNYker

    Bloom mounted on a bike is enuf to cause me hot flashes! I can hardly breathe enuf to finished typing….

    Rants, Thoughts & Merde

  • Ewww

    What happened to him? His looks have gone downhill fast. In a few months he’s going to look like the guy next to him.

  • @39

    You just negated your own statement. If he can disappear for weeks then he’s not being hunted by the paps and is only “caught” when he wants to be, just like clockwork.

  • @42

    Leo goes weeks without being papped. So does Jake, and Johnny, and Toby.
    Explain the difference, please. Besides the fact that you don’t like his girlfriend.

  • bella

    Oh my . . .what is happened to his hair???

  • @41

    He is wearing a padded motorcycle jacket. Go back to the pics where he and Miranda are shopping. He is looking mighty fine. Even in ugly pants.

    Speaking of the shopping trip, have we heard where they are going yet? Any rumors? Utah? Colorado? Antarctica to snowboard down another glacier?

  • Where Is Miranda?

    show me the pics in this set where she was with him?

  • Where Is Miranda?

    is it just me – or is this the first set of pics that have come out that say – Miranda was with Orlando – and yet she has become invisible – cause i just dont see her with him in this set.

    Although he does seem much happier in these pics – maybe he wants to hang onto his bachelor status just a little while longer.

    Wonder why he was at the church on a Saturday?

    Just wondering – could have been there for his friend who was seen walking with him in the pics – who knows?

  • @47

    There are only two pics from the site of the fender bender. She may have just stayed in the car.
    It looks like he was hit from behind. Which means that it wasn’t his fault.

  • kookee

    Wake up Jared, there’s a new batch of pics taken on December 27th where Miranda is in. They were hitting up a motorbike in Venice to look for the latest Kawasaki releases.

  • @45

    The padded motorcycle jacket isn’t causing the puffy face, jowls, and saggy eyes. Ew is right.