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Orlando Bloom is Deus Ex Machina

Orlando Bloom is Deus Ex Machina

Orlando Bloom rides off on his “Beverly Hills Ducati” motorcycle as he leaves a church on Saturday (December 27) in Los Angeles.

The 31-year-old British actor wore a jacket from Deux Ex Machina, which literally means “god from the machine.” Back in May, Orly shopped at Sydney’s bike store Deus Ex Machina in Australia.

Afterwards, Orly reportedly went out with Aussie model girlfriend Miranda Kerr and got into a fender bender.

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Yeah, there is no way that one of the sales people tipped them off. No way!!!!
Orlando habitually throws away hundreds of dollars shopping for things for a set up. Riiiight.

Where Is Miranda? @ 12/28/2008 at 12:15 am

who cares when they are going snow boarding!

Miranda was with him?- where? – or did she get hurt and no one is saying anything – I hope she is all right.

I don’t see her in one single pic – only a mention of her name.

What’s the deal?

Soooo, having an eviable career, working with and gaining the respect of some of the best actors and directors on the planet, and ending up with enough money to retire at 30 and travel the world, working only on films that speak to your heart is NOT the way most young actors want to end up. Really???

Not much to envy if your career is over at 31 because no one will hire you. Hope he invested wisely, that’s gonna have to last a looong time.

Oh, right, forgot about that sad fangirl logic. The sales people at the Burton store called the paps- because Orlando is the only celebrity in LA who snowboards and shops for equipment. Just like the sales people at the glass shop in Venice called a pap in England and stopped time for the 2 hour flight to catch him when he popped into that store. Poor guy, he can only live without intrusion when he really wants to.

Oh, the “hater” logic rears its ugly head.
All the times that he is papped without Miranda are coincidences. But if he’s papped with her it is a set up, because no “one wants to take his picture”.
Then why was he photographed without her at the church? And the other day in New York? And every time he is with ‘Chris’, or Aileen?
Oh, and do you really think that the ‘English’ pap wasn’t there, already? They had to send for him special? No pap in Venice wanted to take pics of the Hollywood actor and his Hot Model girlfriend? There AREN’T any paps in Italy? When the word ‘papaarzzi’ IS italian? Why is that, I wonder? Paps follow leads all the time. Sales clerks, concierges, parking lot attendants, etc. It is how they do business. Did you not know this?

You have very good taste. :)

There are no coincidences. A famewhore is a famewhore is a famewhore. Anyone who doesn’t want to be papped isn’t. Quite easy to avoid, plenty of award winning A-list actors manage to.

There were a couple of pictures of Randa at Burton’s with a wrist brace on. Then today she and Orlando get in a fender-bender.

Opps, somebody released the pictures in the wrong order. Heads will roll.

That was protective gear for snowboarding.
She was only wearing it in the store, and only for a little while. She wasn’t wearing it at lunch.
Try again.

Leo gets papped, so does Jake. Keira gets caught all the time. For that matter, so does Johnny. Famewhores all, I guess.

Yep. But none nearly as bad as Orlando. The clockwork regularity of his staged appearances even makes Heidi and Spencer look subtle.

We don’t get pics for weeks, and you are saying that he gets it worse than Jake or Leo? And comparing them to Speidi? You just negated your arguement. No one can take you seriously after that statement.

Bloom mounted on a bike is enuf to cause me hot flashes! I can hardly breathe enuf to finished typing….

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What happened to him? His looks have gone downhill fast. In a few months he’s going to look like the guy next to him.

You just negated your own statement. If he can disappear for weeks then he’s not being hunted by the paps and is only “caught” when he wants to be, just like clockwork.

Leo goes weeks without being papped. So does Jake, and Johnny, and Toby.
Explain the difference, please. Besides the fact that you don’t like his girlfriend.

Oh my . . .what is happened to his hair???

He is wearing a padded motorcycle jacket. Go back to the pics where he and Miranda are shopping. He is looking mighty fine. Even in ugly pants.

Speaking of the shopping trip, have we heard where they are going yet? Any rumors? Utah? Colorado? Antarctica to snowboard down another glacier?

Where Is Miranda? @ 12/28/2008 at 11:46 am

show me the pics in this set where she was with him?

Where Is Miranda? @ 12/28/2008 at 12:06 pm

is it just me – or is this the first set of pics that have come out that say – Miranda was with Orlando – and yet she has become invisible – cause i just dont see her with him in this set.

Although he does seem much happier in these pics – maybe he wants to hang onto his bachelor status just a little while longer.

Wonder why he was at the church on a Saturday?

Just wondering – could have been there for his friend who was seen walking with him in the pics – who knows?

There are only two pics from the site of the fender bender. She may have just stayed in the car.
It looks like he was hit from behind. Which means that it wasn’t his fault.

Wake up Jared, there’s a new batch of pics taken on December 27th where Miranda is in. They were hitting up a motorbike in Venice to look for the latest Kawasaki releases.

http://www.shareapic.com/public/view/full/30844

http://www.shareapic.com/public/view/full/30845

The padded motorcycle jacket isn’t causing the puffy face, jowls, and saggy eyes. Ew is right.

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