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Orlando Bloom is Deus Ex Machina

Orlando Bloom is Deus Ex Machina

Orlando Bloom rides off on his “Beverly Hills Ducati” motorcycle as he leaves a church on Saturday (December 27) in Los Angeles.

The 31-year-old British actor wore a jacket from Deux Ex Machina, which literally means “god from the machine.” Back in May, Orly shopped at Sydney’s bike store Deus Ex Machina in Australia.

Afterwards, Orly reportedly went out with Aussie model girlfriend Miranda Kerr and got into a fender bender.

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  • Miranda kerr

    deer jarid

    y iz that fat jellos hatr witnee portt takin up space on my webbzite? i aksudentaly cliked tha pikshure an i had to heer her stoopid voyce! o tha ingiggnatie!

  • Miranda kerr

    i ment indiggnatee of korse, sorrie for tha mizpeling

  • Finally again

    first, I don’t want to change minds either, I just try to have a civilized debate and to make people think about things that in my opinion have been assumed as facts far too easily. Second, call me a shipper but that won’t change the fact that as far as I’m concerned, Orlando can date Miranda, the Queen of England or anybody else, that your theories sound incoherent to me, and I have explained why, doesn’t mean I desperately need to see them married and with babies.
    Third, it surprises me that you say it’s us the ones who claim to know him when you think you know him enough to say he’s a crap boyfriend.
    You admit their relationship doesn’t benefit them and you admit the blind item is not only coward but also an act of revenge, which makes its honesty even more doubtful, so what are we discussing exactly?
    Angelina won’t comment on her love triangle because that would be suicidal (Jen is the good one, so she did comment), Nicole did make a poisonous comment on Tom’s height and Reese did say that she wasn’t considering marriage because her divorce was too recent.
    If MK is worth 3.5M, she doesn’t need to use OB, a model can’t earn much more than that unless she’s Giselle, and Orlando won’t get her to be Giselle, you know it, I know it and she knows it.

  • @99

    out of curiosity, if you call the people you are not angry at “sluts, whores, vapid, pathetic and infested with STD”, what do you call the people you are really mad at? LOL!

  • @ Finally again

    “you think you know him enough to say he’s a crap boyfriend.”

    I can only speak for myself when saying this – but actions speak louder than words.

    Some actions remind us of those who have hurt us in the past.

    So if I was to say that “he’s a crap boyfriend.” – only comes from my own personal experience.

    No I do not know Orlando personally – but as the group Depeche Mode once put it – “People are People”

    It’s called insight – or inside information based on past experiences – we can see something for what it really is. Even if we don’t know the individual personally.

  • How Clever!

    How clever of Kerrbloom, they know all the celebrities that matter are on vacation so they headed to LA to soak up all the pap attention while relevant stars are taking a break. They might manage to get one of their pap shots in some of the tabloids considering everyone else that matters decided to spend their holidays quietly.

  • @100

    OK, here goes….
    “Like I said, I don’t expect to change any minds here”
    Then why are you trying so hard?

    “just because you superfans blindly worship them”
    Blindly? So, if we don’t see things EXACTLY the way you do, we are blind?

    “Some of you act like accepting any wrong doing will diminish them in your eyes.”
    No, it makes them human. But what “wrongdoing” are you talking about? I haven’t seen any.

    “It’s pretty obvious to me through her words and actions..”
    Based upon your interpretation, you mean.

    “Even her brother…..be a huge star!”
    I would hope that her brother would be 100% behind her.

    “What’s so promising about her now that she couldn’t have made it big..”
    She was working for VS BEFORE she met Orlando

    “Show me an interview or magazine cover where they don’t mention OB. These editors are smart enough to know that his name is what makes people care about this girl.”
    So you admit that SHE isn’t attaching his name to hers, the EDITORS are. The editors ARE smart. They will do anything in their power to grab every reader that they can. Attaching her name to her famous boyfriend, adds to her selling power. They did the same thing with Gisele, and are now doing the same thing with Bar. It’s called ‘marketing’.

    “there are certain questions that a journalist can be banned from asking”
    And anytime she she refused to answer a question, the “haters” screamed that she was acting like a Diva, and “why couldn’t she answer a question? They must have broken up”

    “the proof is already out there”
    Not “proof”, just your interpretation of it.

    “Sorry to inform you fans that Johnny Depp was the star of POTC. He wasn’t the star of LOTR either”
    Who said he was?

    “The movies that he did star in received overwhelmingly bad reviews”
    Uhmmm, WRONG. Go back and do your research. KOH, was very well reviewed. His acting was praised as well.

    “he gets no respect in Hollywood because he cannot act”
    No respect from the likes of Ridley Scott and Cameron Crowe? You’re right. What do they know about acting?

    “Many journalists have used him in their articles as a cautionary tale to up and coming young actors on how NOT to manage their careers”
    Yeah, you up and comers…don’t go working with famous directors on serious films, or make enough money to retire at 30 to do the work that pleases you. Muddle through bit parts and teen movies that will keep you in the public eye until your teen fan-base abandons you for the next hottie. . Yeah, whatever you do, don’t become the next Orlando Bloom. Become the next Corey Haime.

    “Even his own friend, Leonardo DiCaprio told him to get his act together and stop coasting by on his looks before his teen heartthrob shelf life ran out”
    Where EXACTLY did he say that? Proof, please. Orlando has always said that he knew the teen-heartthrob phase would only last until the next boy came along. Which is why he worked on serious films like KOH and Haven, and not teen oriented flicks.

    “If you can’t respond without calling names, then you need to STFU.”
    You called us “blind”. I guess that you need to shut up, too?

    “He’s a sorry boyfriend with no regard for her.”
    How so? He travels to be with her. Buys her beautiful jewelry. Takes her to expensive restaurants. Cuddles in public and is evidently taking her on a snowboarding trip. How does that make him a bad boyfriend?

    “bombard the media”
    ??? A few pics scattered over a year = “bombarding” Hmmmm

    “she had to cover up that engagement exclusive gaffe she made with the DT”
    I never did get how the “haters” believe that she is the one that told the story to the DT. They never quoted her directly, it was just the usual gossip mag wording for a rumor that was being spread around at the time. SHE knew that they weren’t engaged, why in the world would she set herself up like that? That’s just ridiculous.

    and finally….
    “I go to plenty of threads here and bash famewhores all the time.”
    What a good person you are. What would we do without you? Your service to humanity will not go unrecognized. You must have a lot of time on your hands.

  • @104

    Since when is stating the obvious anger? Just watch any interview and the shallow, vapid, famewhore personalities are quite obvious. And STDs? That’s obvious considering the dingho’s history with Brandon Davis. Simply enjoying the entertainment provided by the Hasbeen and Ho Show is not anger, it’s hilarity.

  • http://justjared poor loons

    So now that there is a video of paps INSULTING Miranda because she IGNORES them what are you losers going to say about it? I thought EVERY PAPARAZZI OUT THERE WAS HER FRIEND OR ON HER PAYROLL .How does she pay them for the set ups anyway as according to you she is BROKE

  • octo

    If you don’t like him, just don’t see, don’t read, don’t listen and don’t watch his any news, it’ll help you to calm. Good for your health and your skin can become more smooth.
    It doesn’t matter he’s got any new project or not, just away from him. If someone you hate, then why not leave him alone.

  • still ignoring me?

    @103

    I don’t care about them dating, marrying, f*cking, or whatever. For your sake and theirs, I hope it’s the real thing. The fact that she paints this story in interviews like they have this whirlwind romance when he ignores her in public, looks miserable with her in public yet looks thrilled when photographed with his friends, cavorts with other women and looks happy while doing so, gives me the perception that he is a shitty boyfriend. I claim to know nothing. We just have different standards as to what a good boyfriend is.

    What does Nicole joking about Tom’s height have to do with her not discussing the details of their divorce? What does Reese shying away from remarrying him have to do with her not talking about the details of her divorce? How is Angelina the “bad one” when Brad and Jen dropped hints in several interviews before the filming MAMS that their marriage was dead in the water? If that’s the case, then how come Angelina hasn’t been blackballed from Hollywood like Sienna Miller? You’re talking in circles here because you don’t want to admit she milked their relationship for all it was worth. The proof is already out there.

    Just because a blind item was done in revenge doesn’t make it any less true. It’s way too specific for it not to be her. Give me the name of another Aussie model who fits that description and I’ll drop this argument. I’m waiting.

    @107
    Why are you trying so hard to change minds? Dissected an entire post to defend him changes nothing. I hope you’re being paid well for all the overtime you’ve been working. You shippers are holding down the fort. I’m impressed.

  • @107

    Thank you for taking the time to debate the haters. Especially one hater who always goes on and on and on.
    I don’t understand myself how you can not like someone but know every tid bit about them. Ex: I never read anywhere that “Miranda’s grandmother told her to keep her options open”. Maybe it is written out there somewher, I like Orlando and Miranda and I try to keep up but I know I miss things. But these people who dislike them so much seem to know every tiny thing. I don’t get it, I wish I had that kind of time.

  • @111

    Answering your comments is “dissecting”? Why, because you don’t have a come back except to pull the old tired excuse that any “shipper” (ie: anyone who doesn’t hate the air she breathes) is a paid employee?
    Must’ve hit close to the mark, hmmm?

  • author of #103

    I don’t think you and I necessarily have different standards about what a good boyfriend is, again, I think that your opinion on him as such is based on pictures that are taken in a particular moment of a particular day, and that you ignore other facts like the ones another poster mentioned: he buys her jewelry, takes her to nice restaurants, etc. Besides, it also depends on what one wants to see, for example in some pics of the glass shop he is smiling, chatting and at least apparently being sweet to her. My whole point is, you don’t know how he behaves with her most of the time and when there aren’t cameras there (and neither do I, of course). Sometimes I am even surprised by people I personally know, that turn out to have a great relationship when it doesn’t seem so, and viceversa, so I’m certainly not going to make any claims about people I don’t know at all.
    What’s your point that Nicole or Reese haven’t commented the details of their divorce? Miranda has said that she’s happy with Orlando and other things and I won’t deny it, but details she has not given.
    You didn’t understand what I meant about the blind item, it is highly likely they were talking about Miranda, what I doubt is that they were giving true information, especially if they wanted to take revenge and purposedly hurt her.
    Since you don’t reply to other points I gave, I suppose that you don’t find my opinion unreasonable. I must say that I respect you for not caring if M and O are dating or f*****g, I see that some people do care and I find that amazing in the best of cases.

  • @108

    Take a quick look around, there is a big debate on whether they are famewhores or not, so I think that what you are stating is not that obvious.

  • @ 114 – from a silent observer

    “he buys her jewelry, takes her to nice restaurants, etc…”

    well first off if that’s what you think make a good boyfriend – then my sympathies.

    secondly – how do you know he actually did buy her that jewelry – she has enough money to buy her own expensive jewelry and say that he did.

    as far as the restaurants – since we don’t know if they have gone out to any restaurants or anywhere else for that matter without the paps knowing about – it could go either way on that one.

    in case you were wondering – what does make a good boyfriend – well let’s see:

    - one that acknowledges to others that you are in fact their girlfriend – you know with words – Privacy my *** – she wasn’t so private in the begining now was she – what happened? – or did Orlando finally help her finish her “toilet training” – proper behavior

    - one that will always support you – there were times when he could have been with her – and he was not as she put it “off filming a movie”

    - one that accepts you for who you are – why did she all of a sudden start dressing like him – that is so sad

    - when he does walk with her compared to the way he walked when he was with kate – it is Miranda who has to put her arms around him – Orlando used to almost always have his arms around Kate –

    He may treat her nice and all that – but I have yet to see it look like a “Romantic Relationship” – it looks more like he sees her as a little sister – even though there was the kissing at the glass shoppe – he must have remembered that she wasn’t his sister and said why not.

    I am not saying anything bad about his relationship between him and his sister – I’m sure he would buy her expensive jewelry and take her to nice restaurants too – what’s wrong with that.

    I’m sure he sincerely cares for Miranda – in the same way he sincerely cares for his sister – and he wouldn’t want to see either one of them get hurt.

    But as far as him and Miranda being boyfriend/girlfriend – still waiting for that to look genuine.

    Not going to be holding my breath waiting for that to happen.

  • @eri

    “So now that there is a video of paps INSULTING Miranda because she IGNORES them what are you losers going to say about it?”

    Ha! I say lets buy them a round of beers!

  • @116

    ok, you are a clear example of one of the people that for some reason seem to think that if M and O f***k, it’s the end of the world, something that, like I said, amazes me to no end. He kisses her and grabs her butt (and she kisses and grabs his butt too) so I hope your brother doesn’t do that with you. He shares hotel rooms with her; add to this that he’s a guy and she’s a model, and well, I don’t think I have to draw you a picture, do I? Thinking that they are like an unmarried couple of Middle Age instead of a modern couple of the XXIst century makes you sound either really naive or in denial.
    No, I don’t think that buying jewelry is what defines a good boyfriend, but it’s a nice detail. Yes, she can buy it herself, but here we crash into concept of present. Most of the presents people have given me I could buy them myself, what makes them special is the fact that they are presents.
    Not again with the “he only takes her to restaurants when the paps are there”; for the last time, you don’t know that.
    That he doesn’t aknowledge her publicly doesn’t mean that he doesn’t aknowledge her to his family and friends, the people who he cares about, and it seems that he does as once they were photographed with his sister, or so I’ve read here.
    About support, why do you think that supporting her has to consist of attending her events? I am not her, but I think I’d value more that a man helped me when I’m sad or have problems than if he came to see me working.

  • @ 118

    “About support, why do you think that supporting her has to consist of attending her events? I am not her, but I think I’d value more that a man helped me when I’m sad or have problems than if he came to see me working.”

    I agree with you on that point for sure – however – how do you know that he has actually done that – and even if he did – he is generally nice to everyone in that respect.

    Truth is none of really know one way or the other is there is a Romantic Relationship between the two of them or not.

    There is a relationship – probably a very caring and supportive one.

    Got no argument here

    Not in denial here either – He’s not my personal friend – so why should i care who he hangs out with – but there have been romantic pics of him treating others – example – Sienna Miller – with a bit of affection – of course this was way before Miranda -

    But you seem to be under the impression that just because I guy spends time with someone – by the way how do you even know they actually shared the same hotel room – because you think all guys have just one thing on their mind? – please enlighten me to your midevil way of thinking.

    He could just care about her very much – you think that just cause they hang out so much together that there is automatically a love connection – there may be over time – some relationships take longer than others to develop.

    I just had someone I was with over 10 years ago – suddenly come back into my life – and he and I may become more than just friends very soon.

    You think that automatically there would be a love connection – why – because he kissed her on the mouth – so did the guy i was with back in 1990 – took him 3 days before i was comfortable to let him do it – but he never gave up on me – and the way that Orlando kissed her in the glass shop is the exact same way – my guy kissed me.

    Seems to me that you are jumping the gun on this relationship. Have you already picked out the wedding present you wish to send to them.

    Let it happen as it will – if it does – Great – if not – are you more concerned about how much it will hurt your ego – or their hearts.

    Get over yourself!

    I’m not saying I wouldn’t want to see them together – all I’m saying is stop jumping the gun on every little thing they do together.

    I look at it with suspicion because of his coldness toward her – I’m not expecting him to jump up and down on a sofa on a talk show the way tom cruise did – which he now has said he wishes he hadn’t.

    But a mention about her here and there – would be at the very least a nice gesture to make. He did mention Kate once in a while – the only time he mentioned anything concerning Miranda is when he said, “He is not engaged” – for the most part reps do quote their client’s exact words.

    Usually when I guy is hesitant about mentioning the one everyone seems to think he is romantically involved with – is because he’s not sure if that is the way he feels – Give him his space – so he can decide what is best for him.

    Let the man make his own choice – this isn’t the price is right where the contestants a lot of the time look to the audience for advice on what they should do.

  • @119

    ok, you and I must belong to a very different generation, a very different culture or both, because the idea of them having a puritanic relationship makes me, literally, burst in laughter, and I am quite close to both his generation and his culture, but of course think whatever makes you happy. I’m not jumping the gun about anything, I was talking only about sex, not love, or marriage, I don’t claim to know if they really love each other or if they’ll get married, though I don’t think their relationship looks limited to sex.
    The example of Sienna Miller is not that good, as I remember they were caught at some sports match french kissing, so in that case it wasn’t just “a bit of affection”, I’d say it was a -short- fling.
    Why does he have to mention her publicly? All that should matter is that he mentions her to his people. Orlando only mentioned Kate once, pressed against a corner by the almighty Oprah.

  • fame sucks

    he and sienna werent french kissing at that match. boy do things get blown out of proportion! she had just gone through more Jude ordeals and he was squatted by her chair, gave her a hug and maybe a kiss on the cheek at most and chatted for a moment or two. he was there with his sister. if they were french kissing then im britney spears.

  • whatever

    Funny how you shippers used to make comments like “I hope they get married and make pretty babies together!” to wind up the haters. Now that he has crushed your little shipper dreams with that cold denial, you shippers want to liken them to Brad and Angelina.

  • fame sucks

    you could look at it from the brighter side the sooner they get married the sooner they get divorced

  • whatever

    They can have each other. It’s just crazy the shippers have elevated this has-been to iconic status just because he got paid for being cute. Listen to all of the comparisons they make to all the real actors that can actually carry movies. I hope they don’t repeat this stupid sh*t in public. They might kill others if they are told that they are the last people on earth who thinks he is still a hot potato. And they tell me I’m crazy!

  • @ fame sucks

    “sooner they get married the sooner they get divorced”

    lets hope that children do not become involved – should it get that far.

    Back up to # 120 – Yes we definitely are from a different generation.

    However the guy that I was with a long time ago – who may become a part of my life again – was the only one I trusted to be intimate with – all the way.

    I don’t need to wait until I’m married for that – not saying that Orlando or Miranda would either.

    However – the sooner you learn that just because the guy says yes to marriage – does not guarantee that you are the only he wants to be that way with.

    Marriage does not guarantee anything. Nor does it mean permanently connected to that person – unless children become involved.

    Then whether you end up in a divorce or not – the children – unfortunately are the ones that suffer.

    Going back to when he was with Kate – even though as far as I know – she still has the dog she rescued – coincidentally right after Orlando rescued the one while he was filming Kingdom of Heaven – I feel sorry for the dog that Kate rescued – Like she rescued him out of the goodness of her heart – and not to make it look like she and Orlando were meant for each other.

    I’m not a fan so far of any of his choices in girlfriends – Not because I hope to be one of them someday – I already got my guy – and I would never say he is anywhere near perfect – but at least – so far – I know I can trust him with my feelings. We have a long history together.

    Miranda and Orlando have had one year – supposedly being in a romantic relationship.

    Yes I do feel that it is important for the guy to mention the girl he loves with all his heart – at least that he is thinking about her. – what’s wrong with that – or are men only good for one thing too – not in my book – but like you said – we are from a different generation.

    Orlando’s actions just do not match his words – what little he does say – which makes me suspicious right there.

    To me not saying anything – is the equivalent of lying – or telling half truths. Which so many men are so very skilled at.

    Sometimes it just takes some longer to grow up than others.

    time tells all – does it not

  • fame sucks

    errrr okay. i think you dont know what you think.

  • @ fame sucks

    you may be right.

    but i do know what i feel deep inside – i don’t live in my mind – too many choices – too scary

    when i’m in a relationship – whatever happens – happens

    i don’t plan to have children – i don’t plan not to – but i do plan to love the guy I spend the rest of my life with – with all my heart and soul – if children are a part of it – that would be wonderful – if not – that would be fine too.

    I would never use children them as a reason to stay with someone – or to try and trap a guy because he got me pregnant – I have known lots of girls – none of them famous – who have tried to do that – very bad results – every single time – and the most selfish thing any woman can do to any guy.

    I’m not sure if Miranda is capable of doing that to Orlando – i hope not.

    All I know is that whomever I share my life with – life will just happen how it’s suppose to

    I’ve learned that the more you try and control every little aspect – or analyze every little bit of your relationship with someone – the more insane you become.

    I just hope that Orlando is very careful about how far he lets it go – before he calls it quits – if that is what happens – since I have no idea how he really feels about her – I don’t know what direction he wants the relationship with her to go.

    But that’s his choice to make – I’ve already made mine – To be with the one I trust – I hope that I have finally found him this time – I might not have just yet – and I also hope that he and I will be very deeply in love as well – just have to wait and see – i guess.

    Hope everything works out for you in your life – whoever you are – and I do mean that sincerely.

    Best Wishes Always

  • WICKED WENCH

    LOL, Sasha. You said “rear-ended”. (-:

    Buddhist services are on Saturday here, so I’m willing to wager “church” was a Buddhist temple.

    Deux Ex Machina in literary terms means “God in the machine” and was used often in Greek mythology (look it up if you want the history.) I doubt Orlando is playing tribute to Virgil or Homer, however.

    Orlando looks fine. He needs to lose the bimbo, but that’s a minor detail.

    I wish he’d do a movie or two however. I really enjoyed his acting.

  • http://justjared orlando fan

    LOVE HIS HAIR THE CURLS ARE GROWING BACK LOVE IT THE MAN LOOKS BEAUTIFUL

  • http://justjared POOR LOONS

    YOU IDIOTS HAVEN’T ANSWERED ME BACK THOUGH HOW DOES MIRANDA PAY THE PAPS FOR THE SET UPS AND PAPERS FOR MENTIONING HER SO MUCH? AS YOU LOVE TO SAY SHE HAS NO MANY

  • http://justjared POOR LOONS

    Just curios

  • @POOR LOONS

    What a brilliant way to seek an answer from a group of people. I’m sure many ‘loons’ and ‘idiots’ will rush to assist your polite enquiries. I wish I had thought of addressing people like that. How would you like it if someone typed to you hey you the ranting insulting blue typing b!tch what the f*ck do you care what those people think? They are all loons and idiots according to you so anything they say can’t be of earth shattering importance to you.

    You obviously seem to want some attention. There there you got it. Now please quit it with the obvious insults to other people until such a time you learn to speak vaguely civilly to them. Just a suggestion but feel free to let lose with a string of invectives in reply. That seems to be about your level of interaction with others. I’m going to take a wild stab and guess that How To Win Friends And Influence People isn’t even close to being on your top ten list of must read books. Perhaps it should be and you can put it on next years christmas wish list!

  • http://justjared @132

    Please why take it so personally? You spend 24/7 bashing and calling names Miranda Kerr a total stranger someone who has done nothing to you and you feel offended when people who like her respond .Love it so you should keep insulting her without anyone responding back if you don’t like it why don’t go back to delphi where you have no one disagree with you why come here where you know there are people who like her and will react to your insults seems to me the only one who wants ATTENTION is you .

  • my bad

    @fame sucks, you are most likely right about him and Sienna, my bad. I didn’t pay much attention to that story, I can hardly remember it and I guess it looked like that in the pics to me, but I suppose you are right.

    @whatever, I suppose that many people still think they are really cute together and want them to get married, I just happen to be one that thinks they are together and are not famewhores but I don’t care if they marry or not, why should I? And I was comparing them to Angelina and Brad as much as I was comparing them to any unmarried couple, you must have misread that.
    Actually, I think that any couple that gets married after only one year and a couple of months of relationship are running too fast.
    If you feel devastated about this discovery, don’t worry, as far as I’m concerned you can call me a shipper all you want, and can also make posts full of really lame sarcasm about how I’ll die if they don’t get married and have babies; I don’t give a damn.

  • @133

    I love the way you have assigned things to me as true in your reply to me that you don’t know are true.

    Here’s some truth
    -I’m not from Delphi so you are wrong telling me to go back there when I’m not from there.
    -I don’t spend 24/7 bashing Miranda so again you are wrong and maybe should avoid making sweeping statements when the concept of anyone being able to do such a thing 24/7 is ludicrous if not physically impossible to sustain.
    -I’m a total stranger to both you and Miranda so neither of you know me at all.

    To answer your question since you did ask me one somewhere amongst all your assumptions. It’s not personal for me. After reading your posts I thought just as you don’t like assumptions or labels made about yourself and Miranda Kerr I don’t care for assumptions and labels being assigned by you to other people that you also don’t know so I chose to reply to you.

    Just as you have said why are you so miffed when those whom don’t like Miranda express their thoughts on here? I wasn’t aware only those who like Miranda were allowed to post on this site or seemingly they can expect to be greeted with a accusatory assumption filled response. Are such details in fine print and I missed it? Please show me where I insulted Miranda in my post?

    I repeat myself it looks to me like it is you who is seeking the attention on here. I am giving you what you want by replying at all so what’s your problem with me? I’m entitled to express my opinion and yes write it whether you agree or not or whether you like what I have chosen to write it on here in response to your own post.

  • http://justjared @135

    Why would i want attention when i was just asking a question and posting on a block like you are doing? To answer your question of course you may not like Miranda but people who love to hate her have created not 1 but 3 sites where they can express their dislike.This site on the other hand is open to people that like her so if you are a member of those sites why come in here where you will discuss with people that disagree with you and why act like i offended you personally?WE DON’T EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER AND THE POST WASN’T ABOUT YOU.By the way im a really polite person but im not willing to be polite with people who bash and insult a total stranger 24/7 with words i can’t repeat and make up strange theories for a all year now .If you don’t believe me go to Delphi and see how nice they are to Orlando’s mother and this is a man they say they are fans of those people are so disgusting I lose it .The post and the question I repeat was to them why take it personally?

  • @ 136 New Poster

    “This site on the other hand is open to people that like her”

    Are you saying that Jared is now Miranda’s personal website? For people to come and worship the F****ing Ground the w.h.o.r.e walks on.

    No I am not from Delphi

    I just cannot stand coming on here and all you morons care about is Kissing that B.i.t.c.h.’s A.s.s. – That Is Disgusting!

    Why? you think if you kiss up to her she will let you in on all their personal details

    Go Back To High School Already – The crap that you all post about her is the most adolesant crap I ever read.

    OMG This and OMG That – Very Wide Ranging Vocabulary You Have There

    I want to apologize to #135 for interrupting your conversation with #136

    At least #135 has some intelligent words to describe the way they feel.

  • Gunnedah Hobag

    Darrrrn itt, thoes bluddy papz! Thay dinnt tayke uh pictshuh uv migh soot! Itt sed: ” Dingo ex machina” Itt wuz pinke. bytchizz.

  • @136

    I was commenting in my first reply to you that I thought the way you posed your question in your post #130 to whomever those people are, upon reading it that your chosen words was meant to be insulting and assumed those people were loons and idiots. You did make assumptions about me also in your second reply to me which I’ve already corrected where you were wrong.

    Delphi, yes I’m aware of that site but to repeat myself no I’m not a member there. I am unaware of two other sites created for the seeming express intent which you are aware of that dislike or hate Miranda. As far as I know I’m not a member of any of them. As I don’t know what those places you refer to are I can’t answer 100% if I’m a member or not but I’d have to say I’d rate the chances of me being a member highly unlikely. I still think you appear to make collective assumptions and apply labels about a whole group of people, apparently just because they are members of certain sites, which might be a bit of a stretch too. Again in my opinion a sweeping statement , making assumptions and all inclusive judgement sof other people you don’t know in my opinion.

    I repeat my answer to you I did not take your first post as personally addressed to me which you seem to think I did. My comments in my first reply #132 to you were about the way you chose to address your previous questions to others.

    I consider my post/s in reply to you about a totally separate subject than any liking or disliking Miranda. I’ve not made any comment whatsoever about myself liking or disliking Miranda in any of my posts have I? No, I haven’t expressed any opinion on her whatsoever only expressed my thoughts on your post. That sounds like another assumption about me when you don’t know me at all just as I don’t know you? You appear to think you know where my mind is at when you obviously don’t. I’m just clearing it up for you so you do know where my mind was at and what I was saying to you.

    You have also apparently taken umbridge and you accuse me of being personally offended by the very act of my even replying to you. Is there any reason I can’t reply and write what I thought about the very post you made in the first place? You made it prior to me posting on this thread at all. I ask that you please don’t attempt to confuse or blur what I wrote to you or why I wrote it by trying to introduce other dynamics or agendas that I wasn’t even talking about, never even mentioned, and have in fact nothing to do with my own first post in reply to your own. I’ve given my opinion on your post and that is all I was commenting on which as I’ve said and you agreed I’m allowed to do on here.

  • @137

    135# Here No apology needed, tis a public site anyone can post where and when they want to in my opinion or join in any conversations but thank you in any case for your courtesy to me and your words. Have a great day :)

  • this is priceless!

    #140 is wishing a great day to herself! LMFAO

  • @ 141 New Poster

    fraid not – such a shame we can’t do this by video – that way you would know that I was in fact a different poster from #140 – wonder how many of you would be brave enough to show your actual face.

  • @141

    as #142 said I’m a different person from them. Did you know you were me #142? I’ve just been off taking a shower in between this post and my #140 post LMFAO Got dripping wet hair too so now I’m off to get dressed and blowdry it. Not sure any of you would want to see a video of that but then everyone would know for sure I’m a different person than #142.

    I see you #141 who came on here trumpeting this is priceless have caught the same assumption syndrome as the original person I was talking too. Again you are wrong but in any case I wish you a great day too unless you are going to accuse you of being me posting as well.

    Thanks for the laugh I truly enjoyed that brief moment with your wrongful accusations LOL. Now I’m really going now just so you know if anyone posts after me talking to me I’m not here ok. I’ll let you know if it’s me back is that a deal or ok by you ? LOL

  • http://www.wandarizzuto.com Wanda Rizzuto

    The name again…Deus Ex Machina!

    Orlando sez: “Mention this ad and get a free oil change (void where prohibited)!”

  • Sighs4l

    Dammit Wanda!!! Gotta wash down the work computer now.

    By the by. Does anyone have any idea what the personal appearance fee would be for a star of OBs magnitude? I could start collecting my change…

  • @sighs41

    Have some patience, will ya? I’m working on my next blind item and don’t you think it’s that easy to make up a number at random!
    Why don’t you help me? Let’s think together, it has to be a fee that a 3.5M earning model can’t afford, ok?

  • marc and kriz

    WHO LET THE DOGS OUT….. @ 12/28/2008 at 8:08 am How embarrassing and cringeworthy that you poor LOONIES spend your life making up conspiracy theories about Orlando and Miranda not being a couple…….lol……What makes it even more pathetic is that you don’t seem to realize that OB & MK don’t even know you exist!!!!…….And even if they did, as if they would give a sh*t what you weirdos write about them in comment blogs….lol…….what a bunch of desperate LOSERS!!!!

    We found this on the last thread and thought it was too good to let pass by. We totally disagree. They do know you all exist. Cheers!

  • Miranda kerr

    sumthin telz mee thay awlreddy noe marc and kriz

  • @ 143

    “Did you know you were me #142?”

    No as a matter of fact I did not know that.

    But there is one thing that I do know – some of the pics listed above are not from December 27 – and are not in Los Angeles or Venice, California.

    They are from May 2008 – in Australia

    @ kookee

    Those pics you posted links to – are from Australia in May 2008.

    Read the caption under this set of pics again

    Back in May, Orly shopped at Sydney’s bike store Deus Ex Machina in Australia.

    Afterwards, Orly reportedly went out with Aussie model girlfriend Miranda Kerr and got into a fender bender.

    I’ve been wondering why there wasn’t any report of him being in a fender bender in California on Dec 27 – that’s because the pics were taken months ago in Australia in the month of May 2008.

  • @149

    #143 Here

    The police car has a city of los angeles logo on it….

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