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Orlando Bloom is Deus Ex Machina

Orlando Bloom is Deus Ex Machina

Orlando Bloom rides off on his “Beverly Hills Ducati” motorcycle as he leaves a church on Saturday (December 27) in Los Angeles.

The 31-year-old British actor wore a jacket from Deux Ex Machina, which literally means “god from the machine.” Back in May, Orly shopped at Sydney’s bike store Deus Ex Machina in Australia.

Afterwards, Orly reportedly went out with Aussie model girlfriend Miranda Kerr and got into a fender bender.

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  1. 51
    @kookee Says:

    What is your source for the photos you posted?

  2. 52
    @43 Says:

    No difference. Orlando is just the more desperate famewhore because he’s more obvious is the regular timing and clear staging in his pap show appearances.

  3. 53
    @kookee Says:

    Is this the one you are referring to – It was on Dec 26 –

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16u5_pCn4kM

    Well at least she is not dressing like him anymore – that was really begining to make me sick.

    @47 -
    “There are only two pics from the site of the fender bender. She may have just stayed in the car.”

    - Stayed in the car – i’m sorry but i can’t help but laugh just a bit – especially with all the paps around.

    - also shows how much she is concerned about the people that hit them – even though it was their fault – i’m sure they don’t feel very happy about it.

  4. 54
    no difference Says:

    @32, I agree with you, and of course the Italian paps took pics of them, there are various sets of pics of the glass shop and everybody’s seen that, from the Brit pap and from others. It wouldn’t be very intelligent of the Brit pap to share “his special info provided by Miranda” with other paps as not unique pics=less money, but who cares?

    No difference between him and all the other celebrities except that he’s more obvious and there is a timing between sets…I see. I think that the timing does change, but maybe that’s me. Are they really more obvious or is it that you are more determined to see them as more obvious and you spend more time observing their pics than other celebrities’ pics to find any detail that could be seen as “obvious” if one wants to?

  5. 55
    @50 Says:

    He didn’t have puffy eyes and saggy jowls in the snowboard shop.
    He looked darned fine, four days ago. Considering he looks great again in the pics that were posted today on OLove, which were taken the same day, I think that it is just the lighting. He is squinting and looking disgusted about the paps.
    Lovin’ the mssy curls.
    Looks like he and Miranda’s dad are doing some quality, father/son-in-law bonding over motorbikes.

  6. 56
    tessla Says:

    I remember the last accident he had where he tried to run off and leave his friends behind since he had been drinking and he didn’t even care if anyone was hurt or not, he wa just looking out for himself, the paps were the once that convinced him to go back. What a coward!

  7. 57
    @56 Says:

    Funny how the woman he so cowardly left behind didn’t see things the way you do, as she was seen chatting happily with him days later.
    Funny how Orlando was able to bribe the police to make them say he wasn’t drunk and Paris Hilton, Mel Gibson and others weren’t.

  8. 58
    @55 Says:

    And how convenient that the paps were on hand to document that “bonding”. Or are the bike shop clerks to blame for that too? I can see why they’d want to intrude on a potential customer looking at $10k+ bikes in an economic downturn. Yep, that must be it because it couldn’t possibly be that the famewhores staged another setup.

  9. 59
    @55 Says:

    so how was the wedding – I’m sure you were front row center

    whatever orlando is doing – he is the most confusing individual i have ever seen.

    One minute – “He is not engaged.”

    Next minute – “Coming from the church on Saturday” – what was there a private ceremony yesterday?

    two – faced – hypocrite –

    she obviously must of spiked something he ate or drank and now has him under the dillusion that he and her are man and wife.

    just kidding – if the father is there – and they just came from church on Saturday – sure looks like a private ceremony to me

    Best Wishes Orlando & Miranda –

    Wait for it People – There will be an announcement on People.com coming any moment now….

  10. 60
    @59 Says:

    Wait, he’s a “two faced hypocrit” because he was coming out of a church? What?
    Her folks were visiting over Christmas.
    And IF there was going to be a private ceremony, I doubt that it would be in LA. I would imagine that it would be held in either Oz, or England. And I am sure that it will be a private ceremony, no matter when, where or who he marries.

    @58
    Yeah, it had to be a set up. Everyone knows that there are only two paps in LA, and they work strictly be appointment only.

  11. 61
    @60 Says:

    I call him two-faced hypocrit – because he says absolutely nothing about the relationship – until finally when he does speak up – and what does he say – “He’s not engaged.” – Not “We’re not engaged” – To Him – at least by that statement – He doesn’t even acknowledge the two of them as a “couple”.

    She is there with him all this time – hoping he will turn to her on bended knee and pop the question – would she be fawning all over him if she didn’t feel that way.

    He spends all this time with her and her family – and all he can say when he finally even acknowledges the situation – “He’s not engaged.”

    Yes – I call him a Hypocrite

    If I knew who you were personally – I would bet you $100 – if it were possible to find out the truth concerning this – that He could not give a rats a.s.s. about her feelings. – even if we were able to ask him personally – i doubt if the truth would come out even then

    He walks in front of her when they are together and – if you take a close look at the you tube video posted by #53 – go to the end of the video when she is getting into the car – look how long it takes for him to unlock the door for her.

    If he is such a gentlemen – and cared so much about her feelings – he would have either had it opened for her a lot faster or – he would have walked around and opened it for her – there are guys out there like that – i’ve known a few in my time.

  12. 62
    bummer Says:

    Squeeeeeeeeeeee! the two most beautiful people on the planet are married and are at this moment making angel faced babies who sh!t pink! squeeeeee! Miranda is sooooo perfect! she has perfect face and body and I am sooooo jelous of her perfection.

    Just look at how cute they are together! cute cute cute cute! my favourite word, no – SUPER CUTE! yes!! supercute supercute and soooo perfect for ane another.

    They were both sent from heaven on fluffy white clouds so us fat ugly ******* can bow to the perfection that is – - — – - – -KERBLOOM!
    I luv them together! nothing in my life is more important then seeing those two together, look at the love shinning in their eyes! it is sooooooooo obvious they are so much in love and made for one another!

    And the best thing of all, which I know everyone will agree with as it’s one of life’s most important things you can think -

    IF HE IS HAPPY THEN SO AM I!! yes! i’m poor, i’m in pain, but if Kerbloom are happy then that makes me the most happy person ever!

  13. 63
    @61 Says:

    If he did say anything about the relationship, you would call him a hypocrit because he has always said that he is a private person. And it was his ‘people’ that used the phrase “he is not engaged”. He never made any statement at all, which is how he has always handles this type of thing.
    As for her “fawning all over him”… she is his girlfriend. She is allowed to “fawn”.
    He “spends all this time with her family”, tells me that this is a fairly serious relationship. Why does he have to acknowledge that relationship to the press? So you could have something else to criticize him for?
    He forgot to unlock the door. Big deal. I did that to my husband the other day. Doesn’t mean that I don’t care about him. Oh, and I would have loved to hear the complaints if he did get out of the car to open the door. Can’t you hear it? “why did he have to get out?” “can’t she open her own door?” “she made him get out to prove to the paps that he was there” “what a set up, she could have opened the door herself” , “if he cared about their relationship, he wouldn’t flaunt it like he does”. eic. etc. etc.

    @62
    *rollseyes*

  14. 64
    fame sucks Says:

    That would be so awkward to have people following you, gawking at you and taking pictures and video of your every move. Whenever video of him or them shows up it is just a reminder to me how icky they must feel all the time in public just doing normal things.

    #61 how do you know she is always waiting for him to turn to her on bended knee and pop the question? What if they just like each other and thats as far as it goes? And if you are going to point out that he walks in front of her, he did that to Kate for 4 years. All that means is that he doesnt know how to be a gentleman, or be seen with someone in public. He acts like a bit of a wanker in that regards.

  15. 65
    @64 Says:

    wonder if Orlando feels that way about fame? And if he does – wonder what he is going to do about it.

    well whatever he does – i do wish him all the best – and has a long and happy life ahead of him.

    I know it must be tough for him finding someone to share his life with that he can trust – and be in love with at the same time

    Been looking for that combination myself – since I hoped to fall in love someday – have yet to find it – and I’m not famous – must be extra difficult for him.

    I don’t have a lot of money – don’t want it either.

  16. 66
    @64 Says:

    They must not feel too icky about being followed with cameras. If they don’t like it they can just stop inviting the paps to go along with them.

  17. 67
    @66 Says:

    Or she could stop inviting them.

    Doesn’t seem to me that Orlando is too thrilled about them being there.

    However I don’t see him taking any permanent action to stop it from happening either.

    Orlando knows he does have a choice to not let it happen – he has gone for weeks at a time without being seen – all that come up is sightings with no photos – not exactly a reliable source.

    All he would have to do is tell her how he feels.

    Unless he has and she has not stopped calling them.

    In that case (just speculating here – have no idea what is really going on) – Orlando needs to stand up to her and say that he does not want to see her anymore – even as friends.

    If they can go for 2 months or more without being seen together.

    Which it is possible for any celebrity couple to do –

    Then I will believe that they have been together – without the paps knowing about it.

  18. 68
    @67 Says:

    But others have said that no pics “prove” that they aren’t together.
    Pics = famewhores
    No pics = They aren’t together
    They lose either way, according to some.

  19. 69
    @68 Says:

    But why do they need to prove that they’re together? If they are and they’re happy and in love, why does it matter if people know it or not? If they value their privacy as they claim to, they wouldn’t want or need to be seen together every 4-5 weeks like clockwork.

  20. 70
    @68 Says:

    You missed my point.
    The only people that need to “prove that they are together” are the ones who claim that they aren’t if there are no pics.
    Orlando and Miranda don’t have to “prove” anything to anyone. I was simply pointing out the hypocrisy of some “fans”.

  21. 71
    January 13th Says:

    I wonder if they are going snowboarding to celebrate Orlando’s 32nd birthday?

  22. 72
    @70 Says:

    If they don’t need to prove anything – then why are the continual sightings called in on these two – during the weeks they are not seen together. – No other celebrity couple has as many sightings without photos called in – and then all of a sudden – like clockwork – someone said – their they are

    Also – #64 – if they are only friends – and she sees more – Orlando better set her straight – otherwise the longer he drags this out – the worse it will make him look in the end – unless he is hoping that she gets tired of him treating her like crap (if that is what he is doing)

    All I can tell is how frustrated he looks when they are together – as for the smile he might have when they are – all I can say – is maybe he is a better actor than some people think he is.

  23. 73
    question! Says:

    Ok, the latest two sets of pics are separated by a few days, not weeks, and I think it makes sense given that they are in LA, that is infested with paps, hence the bigger chances to be found and photographed. I am unable to see the so called obvious time pattern between the sets of pics, but to the people who say that the pics do follow this pattern, what is the relevance of this supposed 4-5 week time? What does it reveal? And why should they need to be snapped together every 5 weeks instead of every 2 months, for example? I mean, they only would need to be snapped once to “show they are together”. Why several times?

  24. 74
    @73 Says:

    to “show they are together”

    because a certain girl whose name begins with “M” – when this whole thing started would not shut up about how much they are in love – That’s Why!

    She is the only part of a supposed celebrity couple I have ever seen that has to talk and talk about how “in love” they are -

    When you do claim over and over again – how together – you are with someone – whether your a celebrity or not – your friends or fans which ever the case may be – expect you to provide proof.

    Like someone – a few sets of pictures ago – used as an example – if an ice cream shoppe makes certain claims over and over again about their product – then people expect them to deliver.

    If the B.i.t.c.h. would have not said anything – and just let it happen – then my guess is – they would not be together right now.

    But we will never know now – unless one of two things happens

    Either they get married or break up.

    tick tock – tick tock

  25. 75
    @74 Says:

    ok, that doesn’t explain why people see something revealing about the supposed regular time pattern between pictures.

    Right, she wants to prove that she tells the truth when she says they are together, but being snapped together about twice AND Orlando’s rep’s lack of a denial that he’s with her should be enough. Why would they need to be snapped every certain time?

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