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Orlando Bloom is Deus Ex Machina

Orlando Bloom is Deus Ex Machina

Orlando Bloom rides off on his “Beverly Hills Ducati” motorcycle as he leaves a church on Saturday (December 27) in Los Angeles.

The 31-year-old British actor wore a jacket from Deux Ex Machina, which literally means “god from the machine.” Back in May, Orly shopped at Sydney’s bike store Deus Ex Machina in Australia.

Afterwards, Orly reportedly went out with Aussie model girlfriend Miranda Kerr and got into a fender bender.

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  1. 76
    @75 Says:

    “Orlando’s rep’s lack of a denial that he’s with her”

    How do you know that Orlando was not about to have his rep make a statement and she said that her rep would take care of it for them.

    Her rep also said at the very first – that they were just friends

    Maybe when the rumors came up again about them being romantically together – He was about to have his rep make a statement and she stopped him – Saying that she would have her’s do it.

  2. 77
    @75 Says:

    None of really know either way do we.

    But the way she has acted since then – makes people wonder

    If they were such a stable relationship – she would not feel the need to talk and talk about it.

    It’s called being in denial – you try to convince youself and those around you otherwise

  3. 78
    @74 Says:

    “If the ‘girl’. would have not said anything – and just let it happen – then my guess is – they would not be together right now.”

    How do you figure that?

    “Either they get married or break up.”

    How ’bout a third choice? They stay together for years without getting ‘married’? Like Johnny and Vanessa. They aren’t married, but no one would deny that they are together. Oh, wait. Hold on. They are caught by paps, too. They must be FAKE!!!! A “showmance” for sure!!!! And the kids are just props!!!! Isn’t that the logic being used here?

  4. 79
    @77 Says:

    Or, you could look at it another way. She’s comfortable talking about it because they ARE in a stable relationship.

  5. 80
    What??? Says:

    @76, I hope you notice that doesn’t make any sense and that saying something like that doesn’t help your stand at all.

    @77, saying that you are dating someone means that your relationship is not stable? Since when?

  6. 81
    @76 Says:

    “Her rep also said at the very first – that they were just friends”

    Well, things change, don’t they?

  7. 82
    @78 Says:

    “Either they get married or break up.”

    “How ’bout a third choice? They stay together for years without getting ‘married’? Like Johnny and Vanessa.”

    What if Orlando only sees it as a friendship though – Sooner or later something has got to give somewhere

    They may stay together – but you don’t learn how to be in love with someone – either you are or your not – either there is that connection there – and it could develop into something more than friendship over time – that is true

    as far as my other statement

    “If the ‘girl’. would have not said anything – and just let it happen – then my guess is – they would not be together right now.”

    Just as reference – not refering to Miranda as a stalker here

    But remember Amy Fisher – and Joey Buttafuco

    I could not believe my eyes – can’t remember what show it was on – some talk show or something

    She had been out of prison – and was about to get married and already had I believe 3 kids

    He was getting ready to re-marry – he obviously – in my opinion – was not as in love with his wife as he claimed – after Amy hurt her.

    My point here is – If Amy – would have just been patient a bit – finished school – let Joey and his wife go thru whatever – whose to say that Amy and Joey wouldn’t have ended up together anyway – when Amy got older.

    On this talk show – they are sitting there talking to each other like old friends – just baffled me

    If Miranda would have just let things evolve into whatever her and Orlando’s relationship would be – they would have either gotten stronger or broken up –

    I apologize for being biased toward them breaking up – I just have not liked the way she has treated him – by shoving their relationship into everybody’s face – that is totally rude for any girlfriend to do to a guy in my book.

  8. 83
    @82 Says:

    “What if Orlando only sees it as a friendship though – Sooner or later something has got to give somewhere”

    What if he sees it as more than friendship?

    “If Miranda would have just let things evolve into whatever her and Orlando’s relationship would be – they would have either gotten stronger or broken up -”

    Things evolve no matter what, and they must be getting stronger, because they sure haven’t broken up.

  9. 84
    LOSERS..... Says:

    I see the loonies are out again with their elaborate conspiracy theories to deny that OB & MK have been in a relationship for over a year……lol….

    You weirdos are so pathetic to think that by looking at photos you know exactly what they are thinking and feeling…….if you had half a brain you would be dangerous……No matter how much you wish otherwise or how many negative things you write……..ORLANDO BLOOM AND MIRANDA KERR will still be BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND……….GET OVER IT!!!!

  10. 85
    Still ignoring me? Says:

    “No matter how much you wish otherwise or how many negative things you write……..ORLANDO BLOOM AND MIRANDA KERR will still be BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND……….GET OVER IT!!!!”

    No matter how many times he gets photographed with her father, it still doesn’t change the fact that he told JJ that HE was not engaged. He is no more serious about her with her daddy around than he was when he dissed her on Jared. He’s just forced to make nice while her father is keeping an eye on him. I wish everyone would just relax and enjoy the show. **** is funny!

  11. 86
    @loser#84 Says:

    I hope they are together. These 2 vapid, pathetic famewhores deserve each other and them being together keeps the rest of the world safe from their STDs. It will be fun to watch how much more desperate their publicity stunts become as they both become more and more irrelevant. I couldnt imagine 2 people more perfect for each other than them, and can’t imagine any intelligent, successful, mature, decent person wanting anything to do with either of them. Long live the Twit&Twat show!!!

  12. 87
    Wow Says:

    @85, now you have to be engaged to be serious about someone? You should tell Johnny&Vanessa and Brad&Angelina before they go on having kids. If he dissed her for saying he’s not engaged, she dissed him too as she did the same.

    I love how people keep on calling this a show, still there is a revealing total silence when the logic behind the showmance theory is questioned.

  13. 88
    omg Says:

    You guys always say that she talks about the relationship soo much. I have yet to see that. Can i have some examples please? Lmao pathetic. Also, how did he diss her on jared. All he did was say he was not engaged to her and put an end to that rumor.

  14. 89
    still ignoring me? Says:

    I can’t speak for anyone else, I can only speak for me. You want my theory? I’ll give you mine. First off, showmances are not an uncommon thing in Hollywood to boost careers (Tom and Kate, anyone?), so a showmance between a struggling unknown panty model in the twilight of her career and crap actor who suddenly wants to produce and direct because he’s unhireable in Hollywood is not completely out the realm of possibility. A showmance between these two would be very beneficial for their careers, if only the public cared.

    She pretends to be private now because the 5 or so people that are paying her any attention wrote her off for mentioning him all the time. Still does not change the fact that she told the DT that he was coming to OZ last Christmas. Still does not change the fact that she waived her Blackberry around with his photo in her British Vogue interview. Still does not change the fact that she HIRED Wireimage to photograph him meeting her father in Oz. Still does not change the fact that there is plenty if evidence of her running her mouth about him in interviews all over the web. She has been riding OB’s coattails since she was with her last boyfriend, so changing up her story and her papping strategy to appear private now will not undo the damage that has already been done. She has shown herself to be an aggressive famewhore. She doesn’t get a second chance to make a first impression.

    As far as them being a couple, I will say that theirs seems to be one of the most one-sided relationships that I’ve ever seen. She seems to be more emotionally involved than he is. He seems to have no regard for this girl at all. He’s not courteous to her and comes across very emotionally detached in their photos, until it is bought to their attention here. He has yet to come out and acknowledge that she is indeed his girlfriend. Even her own grandmother told the press that she told Miranda to keep her eyes open for other options after she met him in Oz. He must have set off Granny’s showmance radar as well.

    Shippers think just because he follows her around to petty jobs and stands still long enough to be photographed with her (or not), that he is providing emotional support or spending quality time. Funny that her favorite pet rag, the DT, recently put her on blast in a blind item (after she threw them under a bus with that engagement lie and subsequent denial), saying that he won’t come to her shows unless he’s paid an appearance fee. This explains why he’s always “working” or “letting her have her moment in the spotlight” whenever she does a show. This also supports my showmance theory.

    I’m pretty sure he has been told by his team not to even acknowledge her or give her any free press because once this showmance is over, she will will fade into obscurity again and will only be remembered as some random model he used to bang at the moment . They didn’t even bother to mention her in his initial engagement denial here on JJ. Yet another thing that supports my showmance theory.

    I think I’ve given some solid reasons for this being a showmance, but I don’t expect to change any minds here. Some of you have already made up in your minds that I’m an incoherent loon. Since his feelings for her are so real, I’d like to see any one of you shippers provide some type of evidence where he acknowledges their relationship. Just one. You won’t. I can’t wait to read her tell-all exclusive when they “break up”. Hooray for Hollywood!

  15. 90
    @86 Says:

    Ahhh, a Delphite has arisen.

  16. 91
    @omg Says:

    Read all her interviews on the DT website. Then come back here and apologize.

  17. 92
    sigh Says:

    Just because he is not signed onto a big production does not mean Orlando is unhireable in Hollywood loon, as a matter of fact according to a recent poll he is # 6 in a list of top hollywood stars, his films have made bank especially overseas and the hollywood hotshots don’t forget that fact. He said he wanted a 2 year break so he’s taking it. Big deal! NOW What I do not understand is why you loons seem to hate him yet are still utterly obsessed with him. If you were over him then you would not post about him endlessly now would you? Orlando seems to bring such Possessiveness that it’s scary, first the endless hate was directed to Kate and now Miranda. I don’t care about Miranda that much, but none of your complants about her seem justified. I wonder if years from now you will be embarrassed by your hatefilled rants or if you will be even crazier as you get older.

  18. 93
    @92..... Says:

    I agree, these loonies are so embarrassing and cringe worthy……I think they must seriously believe that if they deny the relationship is real that somewhere in their tiny delusional minds the loonies really believe that Orlando will some day be theirs….lol…’s all rather sad and pathetic!!

  19. 94
    I've seen the light Says:

    @92 & 93

    Oh thank you, your words of wisdom have made me seen the light and I’ve scheduled a lobotomy so that I can now properly blindly worship a has-been and his sl*t. Once I’ve disconnected my brain properly, and I’m no longer able to think and analyze reason, I’ll be able to devote my time to a much better devotion of two shallow, vapid famewhores. My life will have meaning in spending endless hours looking for every photo of them that has ever been taken if them to erect a proper shrine of worship, and share them on every website and message board in existence. My only regret is that I wasted so much time and money on an education when I could have just turned my brain off and lived on the words of wisdom of these two brilliant individuals. Yes, that’s soooo much better than critical thinking skills.

  20. 95
    Sighs4l Says:

    @90, 92, 93 – hmmm. Still no statements in rebuttal, just ad hominen attacks?

  21. 96
    finally Says:

    Of course there are showmances in Hollywood. Penélope Cruz with Tom Cruise, obviously a Spanish lady trying to be seen as something more than a Spanish lady in Hollywood and a Scientology freak trying to look like a normal person with a normal relationship, and it worked out really well for her.
    Here I don’t see any benefit for eiher of them. You guys say that he’s a C-list crap actor and she’s an inept model, so I don’t know what you people think they could be possibly getting from each other. More than a year has passed, he doesn’t have any new projects except for the ones he already was working in before being with her, and she is a VS model just like she was before being with him. So when will the benefits comWill they go on like this for what, 3 more years and see if something works?

    I don’t know why do you expect him to aknowledge her. If you are a person that has followed him, you should know that commenting on his relationships is not his style, so it puzzles me that you see something abnormal in that. I also fail to understand why you think you can know anything at all about them as a couple from some pictures taken in a situation in which they are being photographed like zoo animals. Even if they did feel confortable being photographed, a couple of pictures never reveal that much of a person, you should know that as a person who I guess has been photographed sometimes in her life.
    Why do you give importance to a blind item, any idiot can write some ***** on some magazine, and if you ask me, a person who thinks she/he has the right to say such things of the life of others and besides doesn’t dare to say the names of the people they are talking about is not only a wannabe journalist desperate for attention but also something much worse, a coward.

  22. 97
    @86 Says:

    I hope that you don’t think that spitting such vulgar insults at two people you’ve never met is an example of classy, “decent” and “mature” behaviour.

  23. 98
    @94 Says:

    Nobody says that you have to worship them, not even that you have to like them. If you don’t like them, you don’t like them, cool.
    Just why do you torture yourself not missing one single pic or new about them if you hate them so much and they clearly make you angry for some reason. Wouldn’t you be happier by focusing on other celebrities that you actually like? Just sayin’.

  24. 99
    @98 Says:

    There’s no anger or torture here- nothing but amusement in laughing at the continued famewhoring antics of the hasbeen and the ho.

  25. 100
    still ignoring me? Says:

    Like I said, I don’t expect to change any minds here. I don’t claim to personally know any of them and just because you superfans blindly worship them doesn’t mean you know them well either. Some of you act like accepting any wrong doing will diminish them in your eyes.

    It’s pretty obvious to me through her words and actions that she was expecting the world to be handed over to her on a silver platter just because she was banging him. Even her brother put on his Myspace page that his sister was going to be a huge star! What’s so promising about her now that she couldn’t have made it big when she was a younger model in her prime? Could it be the Hollywood boyfriend?

    Show me an interview or magazine cover where they don’t mention OB. These editors are smart enough to know that his name is what makes people care about this girl. Clearly the only reason why you shippers care about her. Before you shippers start saying “they asked her!”, please know that there are certain questions that a journalist can be banned from asking. That’s why you never hear Angelina talk about “the triangle”. That’s why Nicole never explained the real reason Tom divorced her. That’s why Reese doesn’t mention her divorce. These are topics the public are dying to hear about but never get addressed. If MK didn’t want his scepter hanging over her interviews, then she could ban questions about him before the interviews start. Btw #88, there is a video on You Tube where a VS handler had to cut her off from talking about OB and to focus on marketing their bra. You can do the work yourself. Like I said before, the proof is already out there.

    Sorry to inform you fans that Johnny Depp was the star of POTC. He wasn’t the star of LOTR either. This bit of news must be devastating. I’ll give you time to grieve. The movies that he did star in received overwhelmingly bad reviews. That was enough for studios heads not to gamble on the hype marketing him as a leading man, in spite of the money his movies made. Even they know that money does not equal quality. Crazed fans have yet to figure this out. Third of all, he gets no respect in Hollywood because he cannot act and has not made any attempts to improve his acting Don’t count on a Robert Downey Jr. style comeback to happen. Globetrotting behind a mediocre panty model is his new job. He will always be remembered as that lucky SOB who made a ton of money really fast by just being a pretty extra before he got blackballed. Many journalists have used him in their articles as a cautionary tale to up and coming young actors on how NOT to manage their careers. Clearly his career has stalled enough if others have taken notice. You gonna call journalists who write for national newspapers and magazines jellus fat h8ters who have nothing better to do? Even his own friend, Leonardo DiCaprio told him to get his act together and stop coasting by on his looks before his teen heartthrob shelf life ran out. Is Leo a loon, too? Maybe Leo is jus jellus because each of OB’s movies made way more money than Titanic and OB has a ton of Oscar noms to show for all his hard work. Yep, that’s what it is.

    @92 I remember him saying only one year. Show me where he said he was taking off for 2 years. I wasn’t around for “Kategate”, don’t lump me in with those haters. I go to plenty of threads here and bash famewhores all the time. Check me out. If you can’t respond without calling names, then you need to STFU. None of you will ever meet me to kick my ass and you’d be a fool to try. Getting angry with me only makes you look crazy. Aren’t you winning this argument anyways?

    @96 Like I said in my previous post, the showmance would be beneficial if only the general public cared. So much for her attempt at certain global fame and his attempt to be seen as a serious, grounded actor. I agree that blind items are a cowardly way of talking about celebs, but if you read this particular blind item, then you will know that the item was obviously about her. Can any of you shippers name any other Aussie supermodels with Hollywood boyfriends who are brand ambassadors? Did she think she was going to get off that easy for throwing the DT under a bus? I’m sure her handlers will go into overdrive to do damage control by trying to get him to appear at her next show. Hmm, I wonder what his fee is? Well she’s worth $3.5M. I’m sure she can afford it.

    I personally could care less about them being a real couple or having feelings for each other. He’s a sorry boyfriend with no regard for her. No jealousy on my part. I just get a kick out of famewhores who bombard the media with their attention seeking and get it all wrong. Clearly they are not working together, which is why she had to cover up that engagement exclusive gaffe she made with the DT and he is always photographed looking like he needs a hug. I hear Robert Pattinson is available. Good luck with trying to tame that one with her country girl charm

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