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Mike Lohan Compares Himself To Jesus

Mike Lohan Compares Himself To Jesus

Michael Lohan, aka Lindsay‘s dad, has taken to his blog once more to do a little preaching. Here we go again:

“So, I see that we have some mixed opinions about the website and me. Not surprising! As you can see in the picture, some people want to listen, some people don’t and some people seem to be pondering on what the speaker (the Lord) has to say. Much the same, we all have our own thoughts and opinions on what is being said. The idea however, is to take what we hear and use it in the most constructive way possible.

“Being that the ‘Topic of the Week’ is how the media, press and public opinion effect those in the spotlight, if you visit TMZ, you will see exactly what I talking about, with their snide comments, which only adds fuel to the fire. For them to measure any one’s sanity or competency level, and say mine is off the charts, all anyone has to do is look at some of the trash that they print and how a large part of the facts are left out, to see how hypocritical THEY are. Not saying that there aren’t some good people working there, which there are, but with Harvey Levin being ‘on the other side of the fence,’ I expect his opposition.

“The Roman playwright, Terrence, once said that ‘There are as many opinions as there are people.’ That being said, all of us have and are entitled to our own. When we air those opinions, with the intention of helping someone, whether it be in their defense or to open their eyes to a bad situation around them, we are doing it with a loving heart in order to help that person. However, when we air opinions strictly to defame, hurt or slander someone without any good intentions at all, what does that say about our heart and our motives?

“In 1 Samuel 16:7, it says that ‘the Lord does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at the outward appearance, but the Lord looks at the heart.’ Later, in 1 Chronicles 28:9, it says ‘the Lord searches every heart and understands every motive behind the thoughts,’ so if you are okay with your true motives of your heart when you share an opinion or have something to say about somebody, then who is anyone to argue? That is between you and God.

“I will end by saying something that John Quincy Adams said in a letter to Bronson Alcott: ‘In charity to all mankind, baring no malice or ill will to any human being and even compassionate to those who hold in bondage their fellow man, not knowing what they do.’

“In other words, we should all be compassionate to one another and understand, that we simply don’t understand what they are going through, before we pass judgement on one another. I am sorry but the greatest gift and attribute we have as human beings is Love, especially for God and then our family. And when people come between either of those, I, and I believe we, should defend them as best we can holding true to the facts and in line with the ‘Truth.’

“For the Real Story, if you want to have a voice and hear the Truth, I invite you to join in. ‘A fool finds no pleasure in understanding, but delights in airing his own opinions.’ (Proverbs 18:2)”

Mr. Lohan also cheekily has posted a song on his blog: Don Henley‘s “Dirty Laundry”. Perhaps in reference to blog posts like such.

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  • imaginaque

    Ugh, ewww, what a total douche bag!!!!!!

  • gfgfgf

    plz no more posts about this guy!!!!

  • May

    I think he needs to talk to Jesus, and not the one in his head.

  • Logan

    This man is nuts! Between the father and mother, is it any wonder the Lohan girls are so f’d up?

  • KAIO

    i prefer not comment.
    he’s so stupid.

  • Lindsay Lohan

    what exactly is in this guy that people care of?

  • davidb

    Please stop posting about this guy. All he wants is this kind of attention and really I doubt many people here are interested. I know I sure as hell ain’t. Guy’s a nobody with nothing intelligent to say. Bye!

  • ugh

    Jared, please stop posting about this worthless douche. No one cares about him or what he has to say. Give us celebs, please!

  • imaginaque

    I second that emotion. Enough of this non-celebrity!!

  • Escape

    He is suuuuuuch a douch!

    I hope Samantha and Lindsey never, ever, ever acknowlage his douchiness again because they don’t have to.

  • montana mike

    you said that you wanted to fight someone-by being the dumb ass that you are, there’s a long line forming on the left.

  • Dyna

    I agree with everyone else here, the media needs to stop giving this many any attention because he just feeds off of it and continues to spout his BS. He is a piece of trash. And people wonder why Lindsay has so many problems…

  • bellA

    Well said comment #12.

  • gerard Vandenberg

    I hope he can swim, folks!!

  • michelle

    I agree with #7 and #12 – the media should stop giving that man any attention

  • vmars111

    Aw, and I thought Michael Lohan would’ve ended the year not being a complete douche!

  • bedi

    please don’t have anymore posts on this guy.

  • bedi

    please don’t have anymore posts on this guy.

  • naty

    Please not most post on this guy! I beg you!

  • permaisuri

    I dont care bout him

  • sjkfhkfh

    what?! is he serious? wow in no way shape or form should he compare himself to Jesus! gahh he needs to go away

  • mike

    why are you posting about him he is a loser???? living off his daughters fame!

  • lakers fan in boston

    what the fuck is this douche even talking about
    he fucking annoys me so bad

  • Alyanna

    I’m so proud of him
    God bless!!!!!

    1 JOHN 18:4
    There is no fear in Love.. But perfect Love casts out fear!
    In my prayers…

  • Alyanna


    Regardless of popularity….


    They’re just words….

    What does anger or resentment accomplish?

  • Alyanna

    I love what he has to say!

  • Alyanna

    And what can you say that can stand against the WORD OF GOD?

    It defends itself.
    That’s why all you can say is

    “He annoys me so bad….”

    Jesus loves you…
    You’re in my prayers.

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  • مسلسلات عربيه

    Please stop posting about this guy. All he wants is this kind of attention and really I doubt many people here are interested. I know I sure as hell ain’t. Guy’s a nobody with nothing intelligent to say. Bye!