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John Mayer Pens Christmas Poem For Jennifer Aniston

John Mayer Pens Christmas Poem For Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston covers the latest issue of Us Weekly, which reportedly details her exact weight plan, workout secrets and easy diet.

According to Star, John Mayer wrote a Christmas poem for Jen, and as a surprise New Year’s gift, he recorded it as a song. “He changed it a little bit to make it more lyrical,” an insider tells the mag. “But it’s all John Mayer style, so it sounds good.”

John surprised Jen with the tune during their trip to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Jen reportedly broke down in tears of joy.

The lyrics are supposedly: “Lucky in love, lucky in love/ Didn’t forget me when I asked you to leave me/ Didn’t forget me/ Now you’re alongside me/ You’ve brought luck to love/ I’ve been hit by a truck in love.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK of the Mayer’s lyrics? Romantic? Cheesy?

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  • http://justjared.buzznet.com Peaches

    That’s so romantic!!!!!!

  • mike

    lol

  • voe

    ROTFLH @ the poem.

  • Julia

    Both romantic and cheesy. Kudos to them glad they are happy.

  • angie

    doesnt make sense

  • Anlgsp

    OMG!!!! He’s SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO romantic and sweet if this rumor is true! :) Jen is so lucky, she found a very hot boyfriend and plus he writes amazing songs! Good for them! I’m truly happy for Jen! :)

  • *************

    I bet that the poem sounds much better. All that matters is that both of them are happy!

  • soph.

    that’s not his song,
    totally not his style.
    it looks like it’s written by a five year old.

  • tizzy

    Huahahahaha……..

  • Anonymous

    Re: THE SONG …….. BULLSHIT RECYCLED NEWS
    she again is taking cues from her future husband : the first is the yoga, and the second is running and the third is direction. The ACT ends quite soon.

  • http://mylifeiscrap.com julien

    She’s really in great shape for her age!!!

    Send in funny anecdotes on: http://mylifeiscrap.com

  • Natchy

    LOL

  • melisa

    haha.
    yea. this is def. bs b/c those lyrics are NOT john mayer’s style.

    not in a million years.

  • tora

    This is part of their contract, of course. It’s not even written by him…

  • Anonymous

    FYI : they are not a couple, she has marriage plans : I mean, look at these two, they are not even in the same room (remove the spaces) : tiny url. com / 8w59ec

  • smellycat

    she looks a little effed up in that picture..

  • Anonymous

    tora : you are clever ! …………you are right……………they just string people along with garbage stories until………………reality

  • iris

    john very cute …wowowo john very luck with jennifer very hot

  • stefanie

    Oh geez, that is corny as hell.
    How old are these people? Is Jen going through a mid-life crisis?

    ~yawn~

  • KATRINA515

    Break out the anti-nausea medication.

  • http://N/A zARCASTIC

    ‘HIT BY THE TRUCK OF LOVE … ???? OMG’ ROLFFING FOR SURE!

  • mr. d

    John is fugly as hell, but I must say, he is a talented musician and apparantely romantic.

  • joy

    I LIKE JOHN MAYER BUT HATE JEN. I HAVE ALL HIS ALBUMS AND THAT IS NOT SOMETHING HE WOULD WRITE. WAYYYYYY TOO CHEESY!

  • copacabananas

    His name was Mayer, the Queen of drama,
    With Mike J Fox’s hair and too much dialogue to spare
    His cloned Dave Matthews, and Eric Clapton,
    And while he tried to be a star, Vince always tended bar
    Across an empty floor, he just had to do an encore
    They were young and they had each other
    Who could ask for more?

    At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
    Kissing and Kissing with lots of wet mucous
    At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
    It’s all made of plastic nobody can fool us
    At the Cabo….they fell in love

    His name was Perez, pink haired little chubby
    He was tweaking in his chair, when he saw Mayer dancin’ there
    And when he finished, he called him over
    But Perez went a bit too far, Vince sailed across the bar
    And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
    There was blood and a single gun shot
    But just who shot who?

    At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
    Kissing and Kissing with lots of wet mucous
    At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
    It’s all made of plastic nobody can fool us
    At the Cabo….they fell in love

    His name is Mayer, the Queen of Drama,
    But that was 30 years ago, when he used to have a show,
    Now it’s a disco, Le Disco Douchebag
    Still in the 80′s hair, that Mike Foxy used to wear,
    He sits there so refined, and drinks himself half-blind
    He lost his youth and lost his Perez
    But his Vincey doesn’t mind!

    At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
    Kissing and Kissing with lots of wet mucous
    At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
    It’s all made of plastic nobody can fool us
    At the Cabo….they fell in love

  • copacabananas


    COPAC-BANANA
    .
    His name was Mayer, the Queen of drama,
    With Mike J Fox’s hair and too much dialogue to spare
    His cloned Dave Matthews, and Eric Clapton,
    And while he tried to be a star, Vince always tended bar
    Across an empty floor, he just had to do an encore
    They were young and they had each other
    Who could ask for more?
    .
    At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
    Kissing and Kissing with lots of wet mucous
    At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
    It’s all made of plastic nobody can fool us
    At the Cabo….they fell in love
    .
    His name was Perez, pink haired little chubby
    He was tweaking in his chair, when he saw Mayer dancin’ there
    And when he finished, he called him over
    But Perez went a bit too far, Vince sailed across the bar
    And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
    There was blood and a single gun shot
    But just who shot who?
    .
    At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
    Kissing and Kissing with lots of wet mucous
    At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
    It’s all made of plastic nobody can fool us
    At the Cabo….they fell in love
    .
    His name is Mayer, the Queen of Drama,
    But that was 30 years ago, when he used to have a show,
    Now it’s a disco, Le Disco Douchebag
    Still in the 80’s hair, that Mike Foxy used to wear,
    He sits there so refined, and drinks himself half-blind
    He lost his youth and lost his Perez
    But his Vincey doesn’t mind!
    .
    At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
    Kissing and Kissing with lots of wet mucous
    At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
    It’s all made of plastic nobody can fool us
    At the Cabo….they fell in love

  • copacabananas
  • dani

    Anonymous#10, can you elaborate on the cues she’s taking from her future husband? The yoga, running and direction.

  • anon

    He works for her – she stays thin because of the happy habit. She will always be a tv girl who is desperate to be more. And he likes to pee on chicks. How sad for the both of them. The song is not only cheesy – it’s stinky cheesy. Enough said.

  • Anonymous

    #27: no

  • Anonymous

    #27 : wait and see: infuriating?……..but that is business, and that is what is controlling the strings.

  • dave

    maybe the song is for the woman he was with on the red carpet? THE REPORTER !!! :(remove spaces) tiny url. com/ 9hppmu

  • spongebob

    That’s what you wished for. The only reason maniston movie cliks is because of the dog Marley. And they made sure it shows on x-mas day for kids to see and no other childrens movies competition. If you have seen the movie (my friend did) it’s not even funny. Yeah, she’s the one who ones to get involved in Brad’s life up to now. Of course, the man has to entertain her because of pity. Jolie does the same thing, she still communicates and have a good relationships with her exes but not in a frequent basis. Not like maniston, she has to be involved in all Brads activities. That’s the only way, people won’t forget her. Attention, please!!!!!

  • dani

    Anonymous, no offense, but that’s sort of an easy out for you. You come on these boards and give all of these details and when someone asks you to elaborate, you can’t. I thought you weren’t under any contract. What harm could possibly happen to you if you explained your comment about Jennifer taking cues from her husband-to-be. You’ve also been asked when the break up would take place. What’s the harm in at least saying what month it’s going to take place in?

  • crystal

    Heh. Lainey just totally called Jen out as a cokehead. So there you go, mininvan moms, the real secret to staying thin.

  • Jennifer Anniston fan

    That is so cool! Guess John Mayer thinks Jen is a sweetheart TOOOOO!!!!! Wonder who calls Jen the most John or Brad hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Love It! You go Jen!

  • SI

    What a lovely Boyfriend…she looks happier than ever

    Love you Jen!!!

  • please

    cheesy..John probably has us weekly on speed dial.

  • Tealeaf

    She looks in the mirror at her face, realizes she HAS too stay thin

    Then she chains smokes and not eat.

  • LuckyL

    Hyper-plain

  • SI

    I love her way of life, no wonder she is so jolly …Bet lot of losers here just envy the fact she is remarkable

  • Janey

    The next poem should be

    Chronicles of a Chinnifer

    From the Brad Breakup to a John Fakeup

  • Janey

    The next poem should be

    Chronicles of a Chinnifer

    From the Brad Breakup to a John Fakeup

  • ron

    Yawn, this woman is a ugly, bore, who has to stay skinny

  • dave

    #33: I really can’t say any more……..I’m sorry.

  • Anonymous

    yes, anonymous = dave

  • Frida

    That seems like complete bullshit, I agree with #8

  • bet

    what a romantic story. love them , love them. i wish them the best of 2009. jen good you still kicking ass in the boxoffice.

  • bet

    i know john is a romantic kind of guy. love is strong.

    i am sure this is his first time he exprience love. ” i have been hit by truck love” that is nice and lovely.

  • bet

    i have a feeling they are going to marry this year. i hope so.love them.

  • bet

    i have a feeling they are going to marry this year. i hope so.love them.

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