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John Mayer Pens Christmas Poem For Jennifer Aniston

John Mayer Pens Christmas Poem For Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston covers the latest issue of Us Weekly, which reportedly details her exact weight plan, workout secrets and easy diet.

According to Star, John Mayer wrote a Christmas poem for Jen, and as a surprise New Year’s gift, he recorded it as a song. “He changed it a little bit to make it more lyrical,” an insider tells the mag. “But it’s all John Mayer style, so it sounds good.”

John surprised Jen with the tune during their trip to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Jen reportedly broke down in tears of joy.

The lyrics are supposedly: “Lucky in love, lucky in love/ Didn’t forget me when I asked you to leave me/ Didn’t forget me/ Now you’re alongside me/ You’ve brought luck to love/ I’ve been hit by a truck in love.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK of the Mayer’s lyrics? Romantic? Cheesy?

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# 1

That’s so romantic!!!!!!

# 3

ROTFLH @ the poem.

# 4

Both romantic and cheesy. Kudos to them glad they are happy.

# 5

doesnt make sense

# 6

OMG!!!! He’s SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO romantic and sweet if this rumor is true! :) Jen is so lucky, she found a very hot boyfriend and plus he writes amazing songs! Good for them! I’m truly happy for Jen! :)

# 7
************* @ 01/07/2009 at 2:02 pm

I bet that the poem sounds much better. All that matters is that both of them are happy!

# 8

that’s not his song,
totally not his style.
it looks like it’s written by a five year old.

# 9

Huahahahaha……..

Anonymous @ 01/07/2009 at 2:14 pm

Re: THE SONG …….. BULLSHIT RECYCLED NEWS
she again is taking cues from her future husband : the first is the yoga, and the second is running and the third is direction. The ACT ends quite soon.

She’s really in great shape for her age!!!

Send in funny anecdotes on: http://mylifeiscrap.com

haha.
yea. this is def. bs b/c those lyrics are NOT john mayer’s style.

not in a million years.

This is part of their contract, of course. It’s not even written by him…

Anonymous @ 01/07/2009 at 2:17 pm

FYI : they are not a couple, she has marriage plans : I mean, look at these two, they are not even in the same room (remove the spaces) : tiny url. com / 8w59ec

smellycat @ 01/07/2009 at 2:17 pm

she looks a little effed up in that picture..

Anonymous @ 01/07/2009 at 2:18 pm

tora : you are clever ! …………you are right……………they just string people along with garbage stories until………………reality

john very cute …wowowo john very luck with jennifer very hot

Oh geez, that is corny as hell.
How old are these people? Is Jen going through a mid-life crisis?

~yawn~

KATRINA515 @ 01/07/2009 at 2:29 pm

Break out the anti-nausea medication.

‘HIT BY THE TRUCK OF LOVE … ???? OMG’ ROLFFING FOR SURE!

John is fugly as hell, but I must say, he is a talented musician and apparantely romantic.

I LIKE JOHN MAYER BUT HATE JEN. I HAVE ALL HIS ALBUMS AND THAT IS NOT SOMETHING HE WOULD WRITE. WAYYYYYY TOO CHEESY!

copacabananas @ 01/07/2009 at 2:33 pm

His name was Mayer, the Queen of drama,
With Mike J Fox’s hair and too much dialogue to spare
His cloned Dave Matthews, and Eric Clapton,
And while he tried to be a star, Vince always tended bar
Across an empty floor, he just had to do an encore
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?

At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
Kissing and Kissing with lots of wet mucous
At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
It’s all made of plastic nobody can fool us
At the Cabo….they fell in love

His name was Perez, pink haired little chubby
He was tweaking in his chair, when he saw Mayer dancin’ there
And when he finished, he called him over
But Perez went a bit too far, Vince sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?

At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
Kissing and Kissing with lots of wet mucous
At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
It’s all made of plastic nobody can fool us
At the Cabo….they fell in love

His name is Mayer, the Queen of Drama,
But that was 30 years ago, when he used to have a show,
Now it’s a disco, Le Disco Douchebag
Still in the 80′s hair, that Mike Foxy used to wear,
He sits there so refined, and drinks himself half-blind
He lost his youth and lost his Perez
But his Vincey doesn’t mind!

At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
Kissing and Kissing with lots of wet mucous
At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
It’s all made of plastic nobody can fool us
At the Cabo….they fell in love

copacabananas @ 01/07/2009 at 2:34 pm


COPAC-BANANA
.
His name was Mayer, the Queen of drama,
With Mike J Fox’s hair and too much dialogue to spare
His cloned Dave Matthews, and Eric Clapton,
And while he tried to be a star, Vince always tended bar
Across an empty floor, he just had to do an encore
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?
.
At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
Kissing and Kissing with lots of wet mucous
At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
It’s all made of plastic nobody can fool us
At the Cabo….they fell in love
.
His name was Perez, pink haired little chubby
He was tweaking in his chair, when he saw Mayer dancin’ there
And when he finished, he called him over
But Perez went a bit too far, Vince sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?
.
At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
Kissing and Kissing with lots of wet mucous
At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
It’s all made of plastic nobody can fool us
At the Cabo….they fell in love
.
His name is Mayer, the Queen of Drama,
But that was 30 years ago, when he used to have a show,
Now it’s a disco, Le Disco Douchebag
Still in the 80’s hair, that Mike Foxy used to wear,
He sits there so refined, and drinks himself half-blind
He lost his youth and lost his Perez
But his Vincey doesn’t mind!
.
At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
Kissing and Kissing with lots of wet mucous
At the Cabo (Cabo!), Cabo San Lucas(CaboSanLucas!)
It’s all made of plastic nobody can fool us
At the Cabo….they fell in love

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