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Miley Cyrus: I Cut My Uvula on a Piece of Chicken!

Miley Cyrus: I Cut My Uvula on a Piece of Chicken!

Poor Miley Cyrus has quite the hoarse voice today because she cut her uvula (the small, fleshy mass of tissue hanging in the back of your throat).

The 16-year-old Hannah Montana star shared in a new video blog, “The reason I sound like this is because I cut my uvula. The way the nurse explained it to me is, you know that cartoon when that really obnoxious baby screams and you see that waggling thing around in their mouth? That’s a uvula. So I cut my uvula today on a piece of chicken. I put too much dressing on it and it got slippery and it got caught and it cut my uvula.”


Miley Cyrus: I Cut My Uvula on a Piece of Chicken!
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  • bella

    Poor Miley.

  • cindy

    second? well, i don’t care but poor miley !

  • Michele

    She couldn’t just leave it at, “I have a sore throat” ?!?!?!?

  • riana

    whatever!

  • soul

    hahaha miley….your voice is worst than before…but you still cant shut your mouth…gosh aren’t we are screwed then…

  • Regina

    Wew..
    Thats Kinda ….
    Coz Of Chicken? Weewwww..
    And That Doesnt Seem Hurt Coz Miley Can Talk Although Her Voice Is…

    Anyway, Get Well Soon Miley!
    U’re Da Best..

  • http://xtina-sensation.blogspot.com/ Andy

    Must’ve been her BF’s chicken..

  • ANGELINA

    Awww feel better Miley!!! <3 :)

  • j.j

    Imao nobody can cut a uvula or whatever with a piece of chicken!!! ahaha omg so funnyy…

    anyways i hope u get better miley

  • j.j

    Imao nobody can cut a uvula or whatever with a piece of chicken!!! ahaha omg so funnyy…

    anyways i hope u get better miley

  • http://www.squidoo.com/The-Best-Nursing-Schools nurse

    What the heck! What was she doing to that piece of chicken? Poor chicken…

  • Sarah

    and shes still talking

  • whatever, yo

    since when is chicken sharp??

  • chelsea

    I really dont understand how she cut it on a piece of chicken that she said got slippery with dressing and slid down her throat??
    how does chicken cut skin?
    i understand if it was the bone..

    Nothing can shut this girl up!!

  • http://justjared.com nunny

    does this mean she cant sing!!!!
    yay!!!!
    finally

  • http://justjared.com nunny

    im glad she cant really talk
    next time the chicken better do its job and make her voice go away..somehow

  • Dude

    Three words, Jared:

    Just. Jared. Junior.

    Please.

  • TR

    Somebody needs to smack this hillbilly and make her go away. She is beyond annoying, her stupid video blogging is stupid beyond words and she looks like Alvin the Chipmunk with those fat cheeks.

    Have her “friend” Justin cram something down her throat to keep her quiet. That’s assuming HIS boyfriend allows it!

  • Katrina

    I don’t think it’s true because Miley is a vegetarian.

  • kiki

    haha that’s kinda funny, but poor miley! i hope she feels better soon. What does the uvula do anyways?

  • Irene

    She could have cut her vulva on a piece of dick for all I care.

  • whatever, yo

    i still don’t understand how chicken is sharp…

    she’s full of crap…

    she just needs to shut her mouth and go to school and stop irritating people with her nasty voice.

  • aly

    poor miley….

  • LuckyL

    Um, she always sound like she has a d*ck in her throat, so what else is new? Why do you randomly place kid stuff on the main website too Jared? No Zac and Vanessa–who are in their 20s–but this16-year-old sl**?

  • Milly

    I doubt she cut it on THAT.
    If you know what I mean…

  • mora

    i hope she wont be able to sing anymore, but i still hope shes ok and all

  • http://rantsthoughtsmerde.blogspot.com NativeNYker

    I didnt know she could put that “chicken” bone that far back… talented girl!

    xo
    Rants, Thoughts & Merde
    http://rantsthoughtsmerde.blogspot.com

  • Vanessa

    Miley I hope you feel better and are back on your feet.

  • vanessajonas

    that sounds nasty=S
    i hope she stays like that for a long time…
    people that we really know about talent.. dont caree about miley

  • rofl

    lmfao mileys gonna get so many jokes for this

    why dont i start??

    what was really in ur mouth that was too big

  • Jaewon

    aah! That must have hurt :( get well soon Miley. :(

  • miley fan

    i gaurantee she cut her uvula while deep throating her boyfriend.
    But i still think she is sexy

  • Dudu

    did she fart?!

  • lala

    maybe that explains her bad singing!

  • blackat

    Amazing she farts for the whole world to hear it, what a well educated young lady.
    Americans are so fortunate to have her. I couldnt care less.

  • April

    #21 almost made me pee my pants laughing!

  • idiot

    Yea like this really warrants a main post. She’s an idiot.

  • Ashlee

    i bet you she “cut” it while she was giving her boyfriend a blow job

  • chelsea

    shes obviously not a vegetarian anymore..

  • kyleigh

    She is so dumb

  • sheli

    lol her “singing” probably sounds the same

  • Teagy

    I thought that said Vulva… I was like WTF! EW! lol

  • Teagy

    I thought that said v u l v a… I was like WTF! EW! lol

  • goosie

    If she was vegan this wouldn’t happen

  • Julia

    Oh dear God, please tell me it’s fatal……….

  • boogie

    oh yeah and we need to know this….why?

    bimbo!

  • big dіrty donkey dіcks

    Miley’s been sucking big dіrty donkey dіcks

  • Ugh

    Miley is the most annoying teen sensation right now. I cannot stand her voice or songs or her!

    Stop singing Miley! You’re not Celine Dion or Barbra Streisand!

  • Ugh

    Miley is the most annoying teen sensation right now. I cannot stand her voice or songs or her!

    Stop singing Miley! You’re not Celine Dion or Barbra Streisand!

  • jaye

    on a piece if chicken? i can understand on a chicken bone, but a piece of chicken? Was she swallowing a whole boneless breast? Oh, my, that visual is hilarious.

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