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Sacha Baron Cohen Insults Madonna At Golden Globes

Sacha Baron Cohen Insults Madonna At Golden Globes

Sacha Baron Cohen made a number of jokes at Sunday’s Golden Globes. The 36-year-old British comedian started off by poking fun at Botox-faced celebrities.

He said, “It’s been a wonderful year for movies, including, of course, Benjamin Button, the story of a man whose face gets younger as he gets older. Uh, which is just like most of the people in this room.” (The camera pans to Button‘s star Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.)

After the crowd burst into laughter, he continued, “It is said that in times of economic hardship, people flock to the cinemas to watch mindless puerile, escapist nonsense, which is great news because I’ve got a movie coming out (see below).”

Sacha then proceeded to take jabs at a few celebs: “But this recession is affecting everyone, even celebrities. Victoria Beckham hasn’t eaten for three weeks. Charlie Sheen has been forced to have sex without paying for it. It’s true. And even Madonna has had to get rid of one of her personal assistants. (pauses) Our thoughts go out to you Guy Ritchie.” (Sandra Bullock shakes her head.)

Ouch!!! Sacha then presented the “Best Motion Picture – Musical Or Comedy” Golden Globe to Vicky Cristina Barcelona. In his upcoming movie, Sacha will play his alter ego Bruno, a flamboyantly gay fashion reporter from Austria.

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# 2

to DE: I think that sounds more like Katie Holmes than Angie. At least Angie’s children have each other to play with not just their mother.

But back to SBC haha his jokes are too funny!

# 3

He didn’t insult her. Calm the f*** down Jared.

# 5

It’s called “comedy” fools.

# 6

Doesn’t he know Madonna from doing that cheesy ‘Music’ video or whatever. He was Ali G in it.

I still laughed when he made the comment. Sacha is hilarious!

# 7

If he did slam that ugly, pretentious ****, then he’s alright by me!!!!!!

# 8

i found that quite entertaining actually,
he’s sacha baron cohen.. he’s just the person
who can make anything funny, god people.
and #6′s right, it’s comedy. and if he intentionally
meant to hurt them he would of said something about
alex rodrigeuz.

# 9

Cruel jokes/dirty jokes are not comedy.

TiannaDylan @ 01/12/2009 at 12:33 am

He should stay there in England.

he drew a round of boos after mocking MADONNA’s divorce

BS @ 01/12/2009 at 12:36 am

he drew a round of boos after mocking MADONNA’s divorce
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Umm bullsht. There was round of quiet chuckles, some silence and unsure laughter, but no boos.

lol. thanks jared. i emailed you about this. i’m watching the e aftershow and terence howard just gave sacha props. i almost didn’t recognize. him. i missed ricky gervais’ beer drinking bit, but oh well. i thought it was funny. and isla was there too!!!! in the fugh dress. thanks for all the pics too jared.

well…madonna is something to joke about anyway.

everyone knows its true…hes the only one w/ enough guts to say it…i’m sure madonna and guy had a good laugh. ppl need to stop being so dam uptight..

Are you kidding me?! Don’t you even understand that joke?
He actually insulted Guy Ritchie with that one, as he was referred to as her assistant.
“…even Madonna has had to get rid of one of her personal assistants. (pauses) Our thoughts go out to you Guy Ritchie.”

I love Shasha for the Madonna & Victoria comment :-)
In the other news ALL the ladies at the GG look simply stunning, the hair,make up, dresses(except Frieda Pinto’s dress) everything is fab.
This is the best fashion at a high profile gala in years.

That sounds more like an insult to Guy Ritchie. Either way, it wasn’t funny. There was a collective groan from he audience and the camera showed Selman Hayak and then Sandra Bullock who clearly did not find it funny.

Hopefully the Oscars will have the CLASSY actors not the ones who show off their vaginas*cough* Vanessa Hudgens *cough*

EVERYONE there was hilarious, they really were on their A game!

It was a JOKE, god shut the hell up. and a hilarious one at that! ;]

Where’s the insult? It’s a joke.And the one directed at Charlie Sheen was actually harsher than the one towards Guy Ritchie.
It’s always refreshing when someone has the guts to make the powerful ones their targets.Usually, the ones mocked are the less important (like TV reality contestants or the has beens). And, oddly enough,in these cases, Salma and co find it very funny.

HAHA Funny
he’s great ,cant wait for Bruno

queen bee @ 01/12/2009 at 1:19 am

OMG!…Sascha Baron Cohen is soooooooo funny!…and he’s got GUTZ!!!….check it out again….(The people’s reactions are the funniest thing!…and Americas Sweetheart Drew Barrimore found the ‘tasteless’ jokes hilarious too!..hehe!…
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check out the hilarious video below!…
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http://jezebel.com/5129057/hollywood-actresses-not-amused-by-sacha-baron-cohens-comedy-routine

except Frieda Pinto’s dress
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okay so i’m on the lainey gossip banwagon about this chick being utterly beautiful…and i would say that from faraway the dress doesn’t look that bad…but then i saw the picture either on jj/the globes site/ on entertainment tonight’s site and oh my gosh. the close up of that dress is shocking. it’s some vintage piece or something? or from a really well known designer. ugh. that girl wears some hit/miss dresses. it’s good she’s really pretty and i couldn’t care less about what she wears.

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