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Pete Wentz: Peep My Pornstache

Pete Wentz: Peep My Pornstache

Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz has posted a new picture of himself sporting an old pornstache.

The 29-year-old married man writes, “For those who believed that it was a fake in the Cobra video, I might bring this s— back, it’s so trashy. I love the mullet and stache, for real in a not ironic way. This is old s—. From NYC. Some village people stuff from the old Cobra record. D—. I wanna grow a new stache. It must be some secret [FOB lead guitarist Joe Trohman] facial hair jealousy.”

Pete was referring to his cameo appearance as a cop in Cobra Starship‘s “The City Is War” music video.

Is anyone having facial hair envy?

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  • blooky

    O M G!

  • ME

    oh come on!!! that’s disgusting!

  • mike

    eh not my cup of tea lol

  • s

    There’s something incredibly sad about a man pushing thirty, whos married with a child, having a blog, even more so when they discuss complete tripe, its amazing how unarticulate these people are

  • midnight

    OMG GET RID OF IT!!!!! YOU LOOK WAY SEXIER WITH OUT

  • Tealeaf

    He secretly wants to be a gay x-rated star named Ride me Hard

  • WentsWorthit

    He is so NOT edgy.

  • af

    He’s such a creepy guy. I think he’s trying to follow the leader, Brad
    Pitt with the stache.
    Why is he still around, his band is awful and he’s married to another
    FAT loser.
    Go away mousey.

  • gradyB

    I thought he wanted to get away from the douch bag image? The stache and the boots he had on cements his status as the picture in the dictionary for douch bag.

  • josepe

    a douchebag always a douchebag
    no matter how you dress it

  • Shantz

    I always wonder how people like this become famous and acquire a following in the first place. When I listen to a real artist from back in the day (most of them ARE from then, I’m afraid), I find myself confused and angry … lol … what the fuck is FALL OUT BOY?? Boy? Rock and roll’ers are supposed to be MEN!

  • Tombigbee

    I think she’s pretty.

  • SWE3T23

    omg… grow you have a freaking kid!!!!!!

    douch

  • http://www.thatshideous.com thats hideous

    he wonders why people make fun of him…
    or he’s just so pathetic he doesnt care what people say; he just wants attention

  • Rattlesnake

    does anyone even buy fallout boy cd’s ? where does his money come from cuz his music is aweful…. i bought my niece one of his cd’s and she never even opened it ! and who is he married to again ?

  • jmink

    eww thats disgusting. he thinks he so cool. lame.

  • susan

    what a FAG

  • angie

    thats nasty. =-/

  • madam ex

    He so looks like the girl from the Lword who transitioned to a man.

  • yuck

    what a loser……douchebag

  • boogie

    oh grow up Pete….for Pete’s sake!

    you are a dad now….so, enough of that silly behavior

  • JJ

    I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE!!
    HE LOOKS SO DISGUSTING,
    I THOUGHT HE WAS UGLY AS HELL BEFORE BUT WITH THAT HAIR AND STASH AND FAT FACE, HE IS BEYOND NASTY!!!!!
    UGH! BESIDES CHRISTINA UGLYERA AND HER MAN, PETE AND ASSLEE ARE THE UGLIEST COUPPLE IN HOLLYWOOD.

  • peanut

    Eeewww. Never understood the hoopla with Fallout Boy. The only people I know who actually like them are my nieces and nephews and they’re all under the age of 15. I find that Pete Wentz tries too hard to be cool, and the way I see it, if you’re trying too hard, then you’re not really cool. I think he’s a publicity whore and posting this pic proves it cause why else would you show this to anyone?

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    is cell phone pix of HIMSELF were more cutting edge…

  • CrazyDaisy

    I just can’t stand his hair. Yuck!

  • bopeep

    He feels pretty. Oh so pretty,

  • lakers fan in boston

    i hate this little fag
    and i mean hate
    he looks suicidal, o yah pete u should do it! =]

  • anon

    I cannot stand this llittle guy. He is just like ashley. no talent, greedy attention seeker

  • dboogie

    This is SO played out. god. like the whole ‘ironic’ pornstache thing hasn’t been done enough (and done better).

    besides, even when its done well, its still pretty wack.

    I hate this attention monger and his wannabe wife. why can’t they get ravaged by wolves…

  • dboogie

    p.s. wtf does he even know about nyc? he’d get his ass kicked in 2.5 seconds if he ever came here and left the security of his bodyguards/entourage.

  • montana mike

    it looks more like a gay pornstache-he looks like a child molester

  • jaye

    It’s a p-o-r-n stache. Bow chick-a wow wow

  • frodosucks

    Reason #45 why Fallout Boy sucks

  • whatever, yo

    Shouldn’t he start acting like a 29 year-old married man with a child?

    Grow the hell up!

  • Klaus

    LOL FAG

    Seriously, though … being a hipster douche years after being a hipster douche has officially become passé … Pete Wentz is the apotheosis of wankerdom.

  • miami

    gosh, i hate this simpson family. they are so ayoing and this guy is just as anyoing. get out of my face

  • http://dlisted.com ping pong

    I HATE his hair style. I hope all of his hair falls out extremely soon. He is nearly 30 years old. It’s the only way he might change that EMO shit style.

  • James McGuire

    I think he looks cool as hell.. And a great guy in real life

  • des

    gayer indeed. uggghhh!!!!!

  • Bridget

    I agree, the ‘stache is hilarious…however, when someone in the comments said “or he’s just so pathetic he doesnt care what people say” I would like to know how “not caring what people say” is pathetic?

    Not caring what people think or say about you is to be admired, not criticized.

    Grow up.

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