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Angelina Jolie - 'Saturday Night Live' Weekend Update

Angelina Jolie - 'Saturday Night Live' Weekend Update

Saturday Night Live newcomer Abby Elliott impersonates mother-of-six Angelina Jolie during the “Weekend Update” of yesterday’s episode. Watch the video below and here’s the transcription:

Seth Meyers: It was revealed on Thursday that the California woman who gave birth to octuplets already has six other children. What? Angelina Jolie? What, what are you doing here?

Angelina Jolie: I heard someone had eight babies…does she want all of them?

SM: Yeah… I mean, I think she does, yes.

AJ: Where’s [your co-anchor Amy Poehler]?

SM: Oh, she left.

AJ: Did she take her baby with her?

SM: Yeah, she did.

AJ: Too bad, I could always use a new baby.

SM: So, um, are you excited about the Oscars?

AJ: Bye.

Angelina Jolie – ‘Saturday Night Live’ Weekend Update
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331 Responses to “Angelina Jolie - 'Saturday Night Live' Weekend Update”

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  1. 1
    lia Says:

    Ha ha. Angie is gorgeous but that was so true! Cannot wait till’ the super fans freak.

  2. 2
    jolierocks Says:

    funny :P

  3. 3
    hmm Says:

    People can mock all they like but because of AJ three children have homes who would otherwise be orphans and the possibility for their futures is endless. It’s only sad that more people don’t open their hearts and homes to children in need.

  4. 4
    lalala Says:


  5. 5
    Rayan Says:

    At least Angelina can afford all of her children..

    Unlike the mother of octuplets plus her 6 others. She’s on welfare.

  6. 6
    [☆I n F a m o u s☆] Says:

    smfh – pathetic – not the skit.

  7. 7
    Halo Says:

    That was pretty hilarious even though I’m a fan of Angelina Jolie.

    The whole Angelina and her adoptions’ saga is getting pretty stale. My favorite wrestler Bret Hart came from 12 children and no one seemed to bash his family.

  8. 8

    LOL everyone is on to her. The blush is off the rose. The “can’t do anything wrong jolie,” now can’t get anything right.” The media is on to her games and over-the-top behavior. LOL She shouldn’t have put herself out there to be slapped down…should have just been quiet and raised her kids.LOL This is good stuff.

  9. 9

    What’s really funny is the way that woman is making those seductive faces… true, so true, jolie even tries to sexualize motherhood. GROSS.

  10. 10
    me Says:

    halo~maybe that’s because his family wasn’t shoved down our throats. most people don’t even know who he is, i’m sure. that would be the difference.

    this video was hilarious!

  11. 11
    julie Says:

    hilarious because it hits home

  12. 12
    Corey2cool Says:

    i am a super fan and I thought it was funny, if you cant laugh at yourself what the point in living and I think angie would get a kick out of it. The lady who play her could be her younger less attractive sister. :)

  13. 13
    Desireé Says:

    i cant see the clip! :(

  14. 14
    Kellie Says:

    I did not think that was funny at all. One day her children will be old enough to surf the web and they will not find it amusing people making fun of their family. So what is she likes kids? She has the resources to take in children who would otherwise be in the streets, dead, or a carrier of disease.

  15. 15
    Corey2cool Says:

    PS you havent came into your own as a star unless SNL, the simpson, or South makes fun of you. She sould feel honored

  16. 16
    sunshine Says:

    People are starting to finally see through the exploitation of the children. I like the way they kept her with the pouted lips because she feels that if she is seductive enough she can get away with anything. How will the fans spin this one. I guess they will say that now SNL are being influenced by Jennifer Aniston. They are starting to sound like Sarah Palin everything that went wrong with her was because everyone loved Barack Obama. The devil is a liar.

  17. 17
    Corey2cool Says:


  18. 18
    whatever Says:

    wow people its a fu**king joke….get over it!

  19. 19
    alessia Says:

    omg Jared could you please put this up so that we can watch it in the UK!
    the video isnt working!!

    to ‘FUNNY stuff’ above. i’m not an obsessive fan of miss jolie but i dont think what you’ve written makes any sense, EVERYONE knows of Angelinas crazy dont give a **** past, dont think shes trying to be can do no wrong.

    i still think she is doing what she wants without having to prove a point. what i’ve always noticed and liked about her is that she doesnt seem to care what people think! life is a journey you take risks you have fun and you grow as a person,
    -besides that she’s a movie star shes also with another movie star they both happen to have films out at the same time so obviously there everywhere! its WORK!

    -also Its people in general who are obsessed with her, she rarely does interviews or in mags etc.

    you’re sick of her? blame the MEDIA! they make money of people like Angelina.

  20. 20
    pokeman Says:

    Corey2cool @ 02/01/2009 at 8:11 pm

    i agree. i am a fan too. that was funny. you can’t take life too seriously. I am sure angie probably get a kick out of this too.

  21. 21

    #16 Corey2cool….yeah cause nothing says “I honor you” like making fun of your addiction to adoption and genital LICE. LOLOLOLOLOLOL You’re funnier than the video.

  22. 22
    RUBI Says:


  23. 23
    Corey2cool Says:

    #20 I am with you, Its a joke, SNL picks on everyone, this is the show that had Justin Timberlake in tights dancing to “Single Ladies song”. I am an Angie fan but god people calm down not everythings a vicious attack on her, and for the hater settle down dont get to excited it only a joke, Again it only a JOKE!!!

  24. 24
    Corey2cool Says:

    thanks #23

  25. 25
    pokeman Says:

    FUNNYSTUFF @ 02/01/2009 at 8:23 pm

    angie adopted 3 not 30. just because some one like Angie and Brad wants to give unwanted children a better doesn’t mean they are addict. You are a dumb F@CK. there are many people who couldn’t have children adopted 3, 4, 5, etc. that doesn’t they are addict. think before you speak. also, SNL makes fun of everybody.

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