Victoria Beckham is a Gay Man, Kelly Clarkson is Not A Lesbian

Victoria Beckham takes the February 2009 cover of Italy’s Vanity Fair. The cover photo may look familiar to you, it’s the same shoot from the January issue of Harper’s Bazaar.

The 34-year-old former Spice Girl told the mag she apparently loves the gays: “I love women. I like them as friends, as interesting people to speak with. But I love gay men. I always say it. Inside me there is a gay man who wants to come out! With heterosexual men I have nothing in common – excluding my husband, brothers and father, you understand.”

Meanwhile American Idol champ Kelly Clarkson is shooting down rumors that she plays for the other team: “I get that all the time. People are like, ‘Are you secretly a lesbian? Because I’d really love it.’ Lesbians tell it to me all the time. I’m like, ‘I’m glad it works for you and I wish I liked women like that because oftentimes men are very hard for me, but I happen to like boys.’ I could never be a lesbian. I would never want to date [someone like] myself, ever. I’m a crazy person. I need some kind of stable, quiet man. I don’t really care if you’re black, white, yellow, gay, straight, crazy, whatever. As long as you’re cool and you like the music, and you’re coming out to have a good time at the shows, I don’t really care. I have everything I just said in my family, so I’m just used to being surrounded by that. I just don’t know any different.”