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Danica Patrick: Angelina Jolie Should Play Me!

Danica Patrick: Angelina Jolie Should Play Me!

If anyone could play race car driver cutie Danica Patrick in a movie — who would it be?

“I’ve always said Angelina Jolie would be great because she’s an action star!” Danica told some Canadian bloggers. As for Mandy Moore, Danica thought she was way too tall to play her!

Danica, 26, was then asked about Jennifer Aniston, to which she answered, “I don’t think that’d be age appropriate. She’s older than me!”

Angie is 33 and Jen is 40.

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193 Responses to “Danica Patrick: Angelina Jolie Should Play Me!”

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  1. 151
    okay Says:

    This Danica girl sounds like a *****!

  2. 152
    mayer left Maniston Says:

    http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee22/english_models/jennifer_aniston_18.jpg

    WOW!! This is so without photoshop, wow … What is she doing to herself?!

  3. 153
    mayer left Maniston Says:

    http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2004/04/gallery/janiston2/janiston9.jpg

    Even her eyes doesn’t look the same, and nose, and chin and lips …

  4. 154
    ellie is a liar Says:

    So bet replaced ellie this time. Jenho must have read my comment about having bet replace ellie. Not unless bet is ellie’s other stupid personality

  5. 155
    mayer left Maniston Says:

    Sorry for grammar mistake in previous comment!

  6. 156
    mayer left Maniston Says:

    http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A4179/417989/300_417989.jpg

    This picture is from Toronto, last year, wow her face, how much have they photoshoped her for recent Marie Cover is more than clear!

  7. 157
    ls Says:

    Danica, excellent pick! and excellent answer!

  8. 158
    Jill Says:

    Danica who??

  9. 159
    Aiden Says:

    Why must everyone always entail the name Angelina Jolie whenever Jennifer Aniston is mentioned, or vice versa? It’s not like they’ve got all things to do with each other, and yet people still force their association when they try to live separate lives..

  10. 160
    passing Through Says:

    # 240 bdj @ 02/20/2009 at 4:59 pm
    .
    http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-ca-conversation22-2009feb22,0,3097612.story
    .
    Dippy Giuliana of E News getting ready for only her “brand of dumb ass” questions on the Red Carpet. Watch out BP and AJ
    .
    ++++++++++++++++
    .
    Let’s see…they can talk to Gaycrest and get asked about breakfast cereals…or they can talk to Fugliana and get asked personal questions that aren’t chitchat appropriate. Hmmmm…decisions, decisions, decisions… I say they don’t talk to either and go back over and make Lisa Rinna choke on her saliva and swallow her tongue again. That shite was funnier than hell. The best part about it was at the end of the RC show when she was telling someone else what a moron she was and how flabbergasted she was to be talking to them. You usually gon’t get that kind of on-camera honesty from someone with $50,000 worth of botox, restylane, collagen and juvederm in their face….any resemblence this comment had to X was intentional…

  11. 161
    guli Says:

    # 240 bdj @ 02/20/2009 at 4:59 pm
    .
    http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-ca-conversation22-2009feb22,0,3097612.story
    .
    Dippy Giuliana of E News getting ready for only her “brand of dumb ass” questions on the Red Carpet. Watch out BP and AJ
    .
    ++++++++++++++++
    .
    Let’s see…they can talk to Gaycrest and get asked about breakfast cereals…or they can talk to Fugliana and get asked personal questions that aren’t chitchat appropriate. Hmmmm…decisions, decisions, decisions… I say they don’t talk to either and go back over and make Lisa Rinna choke on her saliva and swallow her tongue again. That shite was funnier than hell. The best part about it was at the end of the RC show when she was telling someone else what a moron she was and how flabbergasted she was to be talking to them. You usually gon’t get that kind of on-camera honesty from someone with $50,000 worth of botox, restylane, collagen and juvederm in their face….any resemblence this comment had to X was intentional…
    ___________________________________________________

    OMG–I burst out laughing ROTFLMAO!!! PT–you have a great and wicked sense of humor :lol: :lol:

  12. 162
    Marieme Says:

    Hee-hee!

    Nibble on that Man.

  13. 163
    Arora Says:

    kate
    _______________

    Really Kate dear, I almost choked at your comment above. Don’t you even know the true color of X’s hair??? If she stopped using the blond dye, just what color do you think her real hair will be? BROWN WITH LOTS OF GREY that’s what. She’s an unremarkable brown-eyed brunette, with lots of plastic surgery, fake blue contacts and fake blond dye.

  14. 164
    Jill Says:

    Wonder what’s going to happen on Sunday? The tabloids are salivating over the prospect of a big throwdown. It would be kind funny it if went down like this:
    .
    Fugly’s been freaking out for the past two weeks. This is it. She’s about to meet her nemesis face to face. What to wear, what to wear… oh yeah! She’s got a hot body! She’ll show that hussy who’s better! If you got it, flaunt it. Fugly decides to go for it.
    .
    Fugly appears on the red carpet in a skin-tight, crotch-high black minidress, extra-long extensions woven into her head, chandelier earrings flashing like strobe lights, diamond necklaces reflecting the light, diamond bracelets clattering on her wrists like castanets, six diamond rings on the hand that is clamped around Mayer’s upper arm like a steel vise. Fugly looks like an animated Christmas tree, cheesing for the paparazzi. Won’t she look great on the tabloid covers!
    .
    Smash cut to Brad and Nemesis emerging from their limousine and advancing slowly up the red carpet while the crowd goes wild, Brad dressed in Tom Ford, hand clamped firmly to Nemesis’s butt, Nemesis the picture of understated elegance, looking serene and lovely in a long gown. Brad catches sight of Fugly, squeezes Nemesis’s butt, catches her eye, nods towards Fugly. Nemesis looks at Fugly glittering like a circus attraction and has to bite her lip to keep from bursting out laughing. Brad and Nemesis walk up to Fugly and her boytoy, Fugly wearing a strained smile, boytoy ogling Nemesis’s cleavage. Nemesis gives Fugly a radiant smile and tells her how cute she looks in that outfit.
    .
    Now cute wasn’t the effect Fugly was striving for at all, and she suddenly realizes that next to Nemesis’s serene elegance, she looks like a Sunset Strip hooker. Fugly wishes she could sink through the red carpet. It doesn’t help that boytoy continues to ogle Nemesis with his mouth fallen open. Boytoy finally manages some lame joke to Brad along the lines of wanna swap?, and Brad gives a you-gotta-be-shítting-me laugh and guides Nemesis up the red carpet and into the theater. Fugly has a look on her face like she needs to take a very large dump. Boytoy looks at Fugly, comes back down to earth with a jolt, his face assumes a what-the-hell expression, and they disappear into the theater in Brad and Nemesis’s wake.

  15. 165
    Jill Says:

    bet @ 02/20/2009 at 12:03 pm
    Tatiana
    keep wishing. the man is taken by Aniston, he has no eye for anyone.
    ***************************************************************************************

    Not until the Monday after the Oscars, honey. That’s when his contract expires. He all but said so himself.

  16. 166
    guli Says:

    Sara thank you for posting this CCN coverage of both of them being nominated for Oscars on youtube!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzWwlMn37ms&eurl=http://www.jjb.yuku.com/topic/349687?page=2195

  17. 167
    guli Says:

    Here is screamingangie’s new video re JP history…she used People/Hello! magazine covers over the years :-)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRoIH4BhR8Q&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div

  18. 168
    guli Says:

    Brad and Angie’s reaction re Mick Jagger ‘sound of music’ joke cr. JJB :lol: :lol:

    http://i42.tinypic.com/2vta9m9.jpg

    http://i44.tinypic.com/zocdpx.jpg

  19. 169
    ruby Says:

    I see jen’s naked pictures on GQ everytime i read articles about her. Jen will go down in history as the baster who got dumped, posed naked and who still listens to her exes tapes.

  20. 170
    lisa Says:

    Stop the botox and plastic surgeries jen, just wear a tie and you will look good

  21. 171
    Lolli Says:

    jajajajaja u guys crack me up :P angie is horribleeee lol have u seen her legs? eeewww she looks soooo much older than she really iis I thought she was in her forties :S and shes only 33? and her features are so common, maybe not in the U.S but where I live yeah, and much prettier :) Jen on the other hand has a great body and looks younger than forty..lol even if she has huge pores

  22. 172
    neer Says:

    No matter what she does (or not do) and wears (or not wear), AJ will always be the center of attraction every time, everywhere.. So, it’s no surprise if the focus of celebrity & media attention this coming Oscars will again be about her. Sure, others may be noticed once in a while but not as this great & consistent attention toward her. Undoubtedly, people acknowledge this publicly or not. Some even try to ride this attention by attaching or associating their names to her in any way, directly or indirectly, in words or in deeds. They simply know the kind of impact Angelina has.
    .
    She draws a special attention without meaning to whether people like, hate or just indifferent about her.
    You know why? Because she is Angelina Jolie. She is fascinating. And that fascination about her is a mystery.
    But for me, that’s not a mystery because she has this certain confidence matched with great looks & talents to back her whole personality.
    .
    I particularly like what Marion Cotillard said about her and I think this explains everything why we want to see, listen and read about her. She said,
    “There’s an amazing positive energy that comes out of this woman. She has such a wonderful aura.”
    .
    Hence, I think she will always be just be herself wherever she is. She will not try to outshine anybody. She will always just be Angelina Jolie in thoughts, words & behavior. That alone speaks a lot of character in a person, possessing a certain empowerment. Thereby, by just being in her true element is already outshining everybody inadvertently and unintentionally.

  23. 173
    guli Says:

    Someone needs eye surgery asap ROTFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

    http://i43.tinypic.com/15g8ex2.jpg

  24. 174
    K.G. Says:

    At least Jen look her age and has actual meat on her bones. Plu, we only see Angelina i bikinis when for a photoshoots, never in real life. That girl needs a burger!

  25. 175
    guli Says:

    ROTFLMAO!!! who gives a rats behind legs when you have to put a paper-bag over the X’s head to even notice her legs. Plus obviously Bradley prefers his Angies long lean legs as opposed to the short stubby ones. :lol: I’m sure they wrap around him perfectly when they are intimate :lol:

    Bradley loves his gorgeous and talented Angie …the mother of his six kids. Get over it trolls…..It’s over!!!! They love each other and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it….. :lol:

    http://i40.tinypic.com/162683q.jpg

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