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Madonna, Jesus and the Kabbalah Kids

Madonna, Jesus and the Kabbalah Kids

Madonna and rumored boyfriend Jesus Luz take the kids — David Banda, 3, and Lourdes Leon, 12 — for Saturday service at The Kabbalah Center in New York City.

Page Six reports that the Material Mom‘s ex-husband Guy Ritchie has been referring to Madonna as an “it” since their divorce.

In response to the report, Madonna‘s rep Liz Rosenberg says, “It hasn’t been in a bad mood since the divorce was finalized.”

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  • liz k

    All I can say is that I hope Jesus benefits more from this adventure in mutual exploitation than Madonna does.

  • lil

    I can’t stand the sight of Madonna, but she gives me a laugh everytime I see her now, thinking of the comment her ex, Comrade Sean Penn, made about her kid from Brazil. Priceless.

  • Jaguar

    Her kids are probably not exactly thrilled with the revolving door of “boyfriends”.

  • http:/GPost Team Lara Croft

    A boyfriend for Lourdes? Haha. Kidding. The kids are so cute. I give Jesus 5 more minutes. And on to the next one. Love Madge but that is the deal with her: she likes her men!!!

  • mike

    i LOVE Madonna!!!!!! <3

  • lala

    madonna is a ridiculous person

  • J.J

    he’s got a cross on tho??

  • teez

    that dude is GORJUZZ omfg! he is like, insanely hot. but madonna is disgusting. she makes me wanna barf. i hope she dies soon. old hag.

  • http://www.janaina.com.br janaina

    madonna entitled to be happy, even if it is an adventure, I believe that happiness is that we do she deserves to be happy even for a young man.i love madonna.bye.

  • tam

    “it” is so childish, did her publicist honestly release that statement, good gosh honestly. He is allowed to refer to her as what he wants. Tiimes with her have probably not been the best of his life.

    He has definietly come out better looking in this whole mess, Madonna has showed who she truly is with her antics throughout this whole mess.

    Hopefully his next relationship is a better one :)

  • http://justjared roro

    LOL that is a funny statement from the rep

  • Ailey

    Madonna and Jesus… ROFL, can’t get over it.

  • Paul

    Madonna looks beautiful.

    Her skin is amazing!

  • dIETER

    Guy Richtie is a talentless looser who is after hard working woman´s money

  • Kim

    “It hasn’t been in a bad mood since the divorce was finalized.”

    ROTLFLMAO See? Now she must made me fall in love with her all over again! LOL

    Kudos to her massive cajones and fabulous sense of humor! You rock Madge!

  • Elena

    I loved Madonna…in 1985. We’re almost twenty five years on and she’s still desperate for attention – getting work (serious work, I’d say!) on her face, dating emotionally immature hotties and acting as self-righteous as ever. Sheesh. Madge, you need to get over yourself. You’re in danger of jumping the shark, personally and professionally.

  • iris

    Why cant Madonna with all her billions of dollars just go away and retire and dedicate herself to her kids after such a messy divorce,,intsead she has to whore herslef and her parade her kids around with her little prize toyboy,,what a selfish cunt

  • Ella

    Normally if someone as transparent as Madonna clearly is (Got a face lift! Got botox! Got a hot twenty year old honey! Got a rockin’ body! Make sure I’m photographed going to yoga with Gwyenth! Make sure I’m wearing a red string bracelet!) I’d say their personal and professional life are in danger of circling the drain…but as long as the gay guys hang in there with her she’s going to be around. I love my gay guy friends, but listening to them worship at Madge’s alter for nearly thrity years has gotton old!

  • MickeyVonDutch

    Referring to Madge as an “it” may not be very respectful, but is sure is funny.

  • Bible

    They are Madonna and Jesus ?? From bible? Really? Madonna looks like a man! and Jesus is a very young,…model ! From Brasilia! Mr.God, it´s something ! They are couple from Bible ! Madonna (this madonna from JJ article, not from Bible) is fool, she plays she is Madonna and her model boy plays he is Jesus ! They are fools together, it´s destiny thanks God !

  • towa

    madonna is GOD.

  • [☆I n F a m o u s☆]

    madonna’s disgusting.. absolutely disgusting.
    -
    ..I cant believe guy stayed with this nutcase for so long.

  • Dirty

    she’s totally lost the plot.
    that kid is probably paying his way,since she’s famous for not being generous at all!

  • bral

    She is still ok, but she used to be hot: http://www.actressscene.com/search/label/Drew%20Barrymore

  • bral

    She is ok, but she used to be HOT: http://www.actressscene.com/search/label/Madonna

  • fabiia

    does anyone know what #2 is referring to when
    some guy dissed her son??

  • sheryl

    Actually, I think she’s just a desperate famewhore who can’t stand it when people aren’t talking about her. She needs attention to feel relevant, I guess. I think her relationship with her baby boy-toy is desperate…I mean, come on, what in this world can they have in common besides sex? Is that all her life is about? What about her kids? The child she adopted? Gay couples are not allowed to adopt in some states, but this woman is? Give me a break.

    Guy must be smiling from ear to ear everyday after living with this pile of empty calorie talent.

  • JULIA

    HE IS SOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!

  • hannah

    Please, you think she even cares about this kid Jesus? Yeah right, she’s only parading him around so everyone will talk about her. She’s a desperate, sad, old publicity whore who can’t stand it unless everyone is talking about her. She’s disgusting and hasn’t produced any relevant or important music since the 80′s. She’s a joke. A pathetic joke that everyone is in on but Madonna.

  • Joe Moma

    She’s awful! She even dresses like an old crazy bat!

  • moo

    All experts say you should not bring your lovers around your kids iunless it is really serious. Obviously it’s even worse to do it so soon after a divorce. She really should take some time to know these guys before exposing her kids to them – all that money and I really pity them all.

  • Katie

    Madonna is the consummate powerful winner. We all know how the story will play out here, it’s happened many times before: Subsequent generations will all know the name of the cultural icon that is Madonna, and the name of the man to whom she was once married will barely register, just like all these other superstar women. Judy Garland, Joan Crawford, most of Liz Taylor’s husbands- does anyone know who the **** any of them are today? I rest my case.

  • Katie

    Madonna is the consummate powerful winner. We all know how the story will play out here, it’s happened many times before: Subsequent generations will all know the name of the cultural icon that is Madonna, and the name of the man to whom she was once married will barely register, just like all these other superstar women. Judy Garland, Joan Crawford, most of Liz Taylor’s husbands- does anyone know who the hell any of them are today? I rest my case.

  • jillian

    Poor little boy, has to deal with that sl*t acting as a mother. Her nudity is all over the internet. I feel sorry for her children.

  • Tealeaf

    Jesus is hot

  • she-who-shall-not-be-named

    That Jesus kid will have eyes for Madonna’s daughter Lourdes soon, he is just a young guy who couldn’t say no to an opportunuty to be in a rich older woman’s life- in that case her magesty Madonna. They both sacred names they don’t deserve ! I hope he takes her to the cleaners.

  • she-who-shall-not-be-named

    That Jesus kid will have eyes for Madonna’s daughter Lourdes soon, he is just a young guy who couldn’t say no to an opportunuty to be in a rich older woman’s life- in that case her magesty Madonna. They both sacred names they don’t deserve ! I hope he takes her to the cleaners.

  • omg

    gross. . .age difference is way too much. he can be her son.

  • b

    Damn. When you read from first to last comment, it’s so blatantly obvious how jealous you all are. LOV E Madonna, if she wants to be young forever, so be it. Who wants to settle into getting older but boring bitches. Madonna is not a boring bitch. She’s older than all of you sorry asses and is still talked about as much as any other relevant celebrity (as muc, if not more than brandgelina). Seriously, Madonna is in the news everyday. Sorrry to break it to all of you envious and jealous cunts, she’s here to stay forever.

  • maria

    I think by looking at this relationship and how quick she’s bringing him around her kids, we can agree that she’s self-indulgent and completely disregarding her children’s emotions and how they are coping with the divorce…they’ve been relocated to a new city, pulled apart from their dad and their mom is doing what’s she done for 20+ years now- it’s all about her!! She honestly shouldn’t even be a mom…she’s too self-indulgent to love another person (which is why she will never find a relationship that will last)…I feel sorry for her kids more than anything else…they have to tolerate her nonsense and live with her!!

  • You/Me

    Geez, Madonna is such a cliche now: older woman desperate to keep her youth uses surgery and botox and money/fame hungry wayyyy younger boy toy to appear “younger” It’s pretty darn sad… and pathetic because she only succeeds in making herself look older than she really is!

  • http://justjared runnergirl

    It’s Joan Rivers!

  • ella

    He must be in on the joke, puleeze, he is wearing a New York Yankees cap and a cross. He might as well get a big HYPROCRAT tattoo all over his forehead.

  • JD

    I think she looks great for her age.

  • JD

    I think she looks great for her age makes great music

  • jilli

    I hate her. She has to convert everyone! His name is Jesus(Yeah I know the pronunciation) for Christ sake! Let him be!

  • jilli

    I hate her. She has to convert everyone! His name is Jesus(Yeah I know the pronunciation) for Christ sake! Let him be!

  • ace tomato

    So what happened to Madonna and ARod?

    I think it is interesting that Page Six made the claim Guy Ritchie refers to Madonna as “it”, but Madonna’s rep (obviously, her official press mouth) published a snarky response.

    Madonna knows there are plenty of stories about what a nightmare she was to live with, especially the bits about how batty she is about trying to stay young, and Guy will tell the tales out with the lads. So she’s parading around (in front of her kids no less) this goofy, much younger bangcandy Jesus guy to try to counter the difficult aging celebrity stories by showing the world she can get a young hot guy to follow her around.

    Jesus is on payroll. You know it

  • http://www.vectormotors.com gerard Vandenberg

    JESUS CHRIST, she’s getting more frantic by the second, folks!!

  • myobservation

    she’s a mess, a sad case. Jesus & Moses could be brothers…next she’ll be dating 1 17 year old.
    somebody intervene. please.

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