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Brad Pitt Is Swift Through Security

Brad Pitt Is Swift Through Security

Brad Pitt is seen being escorted by a security guard at the Los Angeles International Airport to catch a flight out of town on Saturday (February 28).

The 45-year-old actor was recently in and out of New York to see the Broadway musical The Little Mermaid with Angie and the children.

Brad reportedly received a 10lb solid dark chocolate figurine in the shape of his face as a consolation for losing out on an Oscar. Deodorant brand AXE sent the statue and said, “We still feel your performance deserves a statue, one that’s a bit sweeter.”

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That was nice they still gave him a statue for his preformance.

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some bunny @ 03/01/2009 at 11:04 am

I get first bite on this one!

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Love him- he’s so sexy

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busy and hot dad!

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Guess he’s on his way back to his beautiful family and Angie

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thats not gray in his beard @ 03/01/2009 at 11:07 am

Ohh I am so glad to get to b i t e the first page here.

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Not impressed by JA @ 03/01/2009 at 11:07 am

he is sexy as hell ! Go Papa Pitt !

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HERE WE GO LU-BEE LOU @ 03/01/2009 at 11:08 am

i thought trolls said he went to paris, because that flight attendant had an air-france uniform on, did trolls lie?!
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i won’t believe it! lolol

where are you fake insiders? got any-more insane insider info? more cast dinners in washington? lololol

suck it up trolls!!!!! brad’s going back already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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some bunny @ 03/01/2009 at 11:09 am

Thought I was on mod? Thanks JJ. I can take off the disguise!

some bunny @ 03/01/2009 at 11:11 am

I am sure Brad Pitt just misses the love of his life’s smell. I can’t imagine what he left back in LAX that he had to get.. thinking k in ky cuz I always am in the mood in the am. sorry jared. I still don’t think its gray in his beard.

Not impressed by JA @ 03/01/2009 at 11:13 am

HERE WE GO LU-BEE LOU @ 03/01/2009 at 11:08 am i thought trolls said he went to paris, because that flight attendant had an air-france uniform on, did trolls lie?!
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i won’t believe it! lolol

where are you fake insiders? got any-more insane insider info? more cast dinners in washington? lololol

suck it up trolls!!!!! brad’s going back already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brad is going back ALREADY to the love of his life and little babies while who shall not be named is somewhere without her boytoy while her co-star doing the same promotion is STILL ACCOMPANIED BY HIS LADY LOVE..

ppl are soo quick to post, he gets spotted and BAM! the pics surfing through the net in secs!

alexanderina @ 03/01/2009 at 11:14 am

Thanks Jared for the new thread. Papa Pitt on his way back to his family. Love how they don’t spend more than a day or two away from each other

I don’t think he’s going to NY

HERE WE GO LU-BEE LOU @ 03/01/2009 at 11:19 am

jus = clutching at straws! you poor prat!

jus @ 03/01/2009 at 11:17 am I don’t think he’s going to NY
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ur agony!!!!! lovin it!

Brad was back to his family. He had one more yellow bag with him. They must have forgotten something in LA and he went back to get them.

Anonymous2 @ 03/01/2009 at 11:22 am

Aha.
He wants to be “normal”.

Nice try, but all LIE!

jus @ 03/01/2009 at 11:17 am
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You need a break .

That was nice they still gave him a statue for his preformance.
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they gave porniston the lower part of the statue……you know!in between his legz!!! she’s lickin it like a lollypop!lolz.

TitanicGirl @ 03/01/2009 at 11:26 am

not hot anymore.

Wow this is so exciting. Ugh, NEXT!

Brad is on his way back to Angie and kids. He looks soooooooooooo hot.

Hollywood’s Bening hopes to help mend US-Iran ties
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TEHRAN (AFP) — Top US film actress Annette Bening, in Iran as part of a Hollywood delegation, said on Sunday she hoped their presence in the country can help to kick-start talks between arch-foes Washington and Tehran.

“I hope that we can be a bridge to open a dialogue between the two countries”, Bening, wearing a black traditional hejab and headscarf, told reporters.

She is part of a team of film-makers and actors from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS), the organisation which stages the annual Oscars, that is currently on a week-long visit to the Islamic republic.

The delegation is on a private initiative to stage workshops with their Iranian counterparts, a rarity in a country where the authorities brand the United States the “Great Satan.”

After her brief statement, Bening and the other team members began a three-day workshop at Tehran’s museum of cinema, an AFP photographer said.

The film star’s remarks come a day after an aide to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad urged the Hollywood team to apologise for “insults and slanders” dealt to Iranians in American movies.

Iranian cinema “officials will only have the right to have official sessions with… Hollywood movie makers when they apologise to the Iranians for their 30 years of insults and slanders,” Javad Shamaghdari said on Saturday.

“The Iranian people and our revolution has been repeatedly unjustly attacked by Hollywood,” he said, citing “300″ and recent Oscar-nominated movie “The Wrestler” as among the offending films.

In 2007, the Spartan war epic “300,” a smash hit in the United States for its gory portrayal of the Greco-Persian wars, drew the wrath of Iranians for depicting their ancestors as bloodthirsty.

Similarly “The Wrestler” was booed in Iran and heavily criticised over a scene in which an Iranian flag was torn by the picture’s star, 2009 Oscar nominee Mickey Rourke.

Last week the Iranian foreign ministry spokesman, Hassan Ghashghavi, said that Hollywood was producing 30 more anti-Iranian films.

He said such productions were aimed at targeting “not only Iran’s religious and historical identity but also the country’s social values including hospitality in an attempt to show hostility towards the Islamic Republic.”

“There are certain political objectives behind a number of movies under the pretext of creating art,” he told reporters.

US-Iran diplomatic relations were severed 30 years ago after the Islamic revolution toppled the US-backed shah, and the rift has been further aggravated over Tehran’s recent controversial nuclear programme of uranium enrichment.

But Washington and Tehran have recently shown tentative policy shifts after US President Barack Obama said earlier this month that his administration would be ready in coming months to hold a “face-to-face” talk with Tehran.

The Hollywood delegation includes AMPAS president Sid Ganis, former president Frank Pierson, and top producer William Horberg.

They were invited to Tehran by the Iranian Alliance of Motion Pictures for a series of workshops. Iranian participants include top actors Fatemeh Motamed Arya, Homayoun Ershadi, Habib Rezaei and Bahareh Rahnama.

Sean Penn, who won the 2009 best actor Oscar for his performance as a trailblazing gay politician in “Milk,” also visited Iran in 2005.

“It is a culture in love with cinema. With Brad Pitt. Angelina Jolie. And anything Steven Spielberg,” Penn wrote about the Iranians after his visit during which he even attended Friday prayer services in Tehran.
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The troll dj/samantha who lost another bet. LMAO.

HERE WE GO LU-BEE LOU @ 03/01/2009 at 11:30 am

SCREAM FOR ME TROLLS! U HAD A BONE-ON FOR BRAD LEAVING PICS, SO YOU MUST BE SO DIS-HEARTENED TO SEE BRAD RETURNI NG, U HAD YOUR DREAM OF A BREAK-UP TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU!!!!!! U MUST FEEL LIKE CRAP TODAY NON?

GO ON, LASH OUT BY CALLED BRAD NAMES ETC TO MAKE YOUSELF’S FEEL BETTER, BUT U TROLLS JUST GOT OWNED! SUCK IT UP TROLLS!

HOTNESS OVERLOAD. HOT BRAD

WOW WHAT HAPEN TO THE HOT BRAD THAT ONCE WAS?? SINSE HE HS FINISHED WITH JEN, HE HAS FINISHED WITH HIS STYLE TOO. ALL I SEE IS THE OLD GREY CAP FOREVERRRRRRRRRR ANGIE IS TURNING HIM TO BILLY-BOB THORNTOM LOL

some bunny @ 03/01/2009 at 11:40 am

It only took 25 minutes for a troll to show here. I think that one might of broken the record for longest gap before the trolls fall in here on JJ Congrats..

HERE WE GO LU-BEE LOU @ 03/01/2009 at 11:41 am

sinse, thorntom? learn to spell freak!

Brad is gorgeous.

Fly to Mamma!!!!! Come to me Brad!!!!

How can one man be so friggin’ hot????? Love those jeans Brad!

Brad is da man. He is the hottest man on this planet.

If a troll screams at the ocean and no one is around…does it make a sound? :lol:

Brad is so damn handsome, such a hunk. Now he’s back with his stunning wife and kids.

palvasha @ 03/01/2009 at 11:38 am
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Jen who?

Brad is a great man and he is beautiful. Angie is lucky.

Grandpa Brad @ 03/01/2009 at 11:54 am

Bard is looking more and more grandfatherly… pushing 50 will do that for you.

Love Brad. He is so gorgeous.

pink roses @ 03/01/2009 at 12:01 pm

He can’t wait to get back to the love of his life.

Brad is one of the most talented actors of his generation. Great performance in Benjamin Button.

HERE WE GO LU-BEE LOU @ 03/01/2009 at 12:01 pm

LOL, big deal, brad is approaching 50, have you seen what most 45 year old dudes look like? they look awful, brad looks freakin’ amzaing for 45!

Delicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn…the older Brad gets, the hotter he gets.

Angie is a lucky girl! :)

I agree. I hate when people say he looks old. He’s 45 and he looks gorgeous as ever!

Papa Brad looks mighty hot. He can’t wait to be back to his Angie.

Now THIS is a hot man !

joliepittsupporter @ 03/01/2009 at 12:11 pm

criticize his looks all u want, with a woman like jolie who truly loves him, ur opinion doesn’t mean diddly-squat. it is obvious he has never felt better about himself as he does since he found angelina. having her love and support does wonders for ANY man’s self-esteem.

Brad is 100 times hotter than peepeeboy.

awwwww @ 03/01/2009 at 11:22 am Brad was back to his family. He had one more yellow bag with him. They must have forgotten something in LA and he went back to get them.
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If they forgot something, wouldn’t he have it sent to him? Or have an assistant pick it up? If you really believe he would travel all the way back to LA to retrieve a a forgotten item or two, you are certainly as delusional as the rest of the loonies.

He has the house in Malibu up for sale. Maybe he had to meet and sign something related to that.

Why are you loonies so certain that he is going to New York? He could be heading to Germany to visit Jen, for all you know. BWA-HA-HAAAAAAAA!

Cayenna – Can you answer this? Aren’t you happy Jennie has peeboy Johnnie? Why the undying obsession with your wanting a reunion between Jen & Brad?

Aren’t you thrilled with Jen’s choice of boytoy?

Cayenna @ 03/01/2009 at 12:32 pm

Why are you loonies so certain that he is going to New York? He could be heading to Germany to visit Jen, for all you know. BWA-HA-HAAAAAAAA!
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hey,i bet John Mayer is already sucking on Megan Fox while Baby Jane is in europe promoting Beethoven Part II.hahahaha

Brad is so in love with Angelina, she’s all the woman he’ll ever need. You don’t get better than Angelina. The way they were simply laughing x off the stage said it all.

As Angie said “Brad is my ideal man”. He is such an amazing man. He is taking great care of his family. I am happy for Angie.

joliepittsupporter @ 03/01/2009 at 12:38 pm

visit jen? talk about delusional. ahahaha imo any man with angelina just seems extra manly and any man with jen is always suspiciously g a y. yup, i was suspicious of brad too when he was with jen. but when he hooked up with angelina all suspicions were instantly thrown out the window because no way in hell would she be a beard. jolie is all woman, every single pore on her oozes sex appeal.

But he really needs to shave that beard of his. He’s got a gr8 body though!

Cayenna @ 03/01/2009 at 12:32 pm
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delusional much ? you idiot. :lol:

HERE WE GO LU-BEE LOU @ 03/01/2009 at 12:39 pm

so brad goes to L.A from new york, and so flies further away from germany i.e (the wrong direction), to fly to germany from L.A instead of new york? lol
get a clue!!!!!!!!!!

I am glad he is selling malibu house. That house is too small for their expanding family even though it is a beautiful house. Angie’s Vanity Fair photos were taken in that house.

Gorgeous Hot Love the way he fits his sweaters
God bless the Jolie-Pitts

I’d love to taste a chocolate of Brad. He is delicious.

some bunny @ 03/01/2009 at 12:50 pm

There is winter storm heading for the east coast. Brad Pitt is mostly likely coming back to “the love of his life” to avoid further air traffic delay and of course to play in the snow with he and Angelina’s beautiful children.

why is Brad going back to Maniston is even a discussion. Brad would probably rather get castrated before going back to her. I mean please you cannot even compare Angie and her. There is absolutely NO comparison whatsoever..none.

joliepittsupporter @ 03/01/2009 at 12:38 pm visit jen? talk about delusional. ahahaha imo any man with angelina just seems extra manly and any man with jen is always suspiciously g a y. yup, i was suspicious of brad too when he was with jen. but when he hooked up with angelina all suspicions were instantly thrown out the window because no way in hell would she be a beard. jolie is all woman, every single pore on her oozes sex appeal.
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I do believe that is the funniest thing I have read today!
ay man with X being suspiciously gay…..well I have to admit there is not that much difference between X and your basic man so I can see where the conclusion might be drawn.

Jen the hag @ 03/01/2009 at 12:53 pm

HERE WE GO LU-BEE LOU @ 03/01/2009 at 12:39 pm so brad goes to L.A from new york, and so flies further away from germany i.e (the wrong direction), to fly to germany from L.A instead of new york? lol
get a clue!!!!!!!!!!
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Well most Jenhags like Cayenna got an IQ of an Orang-utang (no offense to the orang-utang) so what can one expect from them LOLLLL!!!

Not impressed by JA @ 03/01/2009 at 12:53 pm

His body looks so delicious. Look at those broad shoulders, masculine neck,…and his sexy walk. He oozes masculinity like no other.

Hola cyber krypts and cyber bluds!…the champ is here…let’s get ready to rummmble…

…oh look, senor pitt has been found…lawd, I wanna thank you! thank you! thank you!…cause some of these crickets sho-nuff lost some slumber…hahhah…drinkin coffee, red bulls, and takin no-doz…hahahahahahah

lakers fan in boston @ 03/01/2009 at 1:03 pm

yawn once again
we need some hot angie pics

umm @ 03/01/2009 at 12:43 pm

I am glad he is selling malibu house. That house is too small for their expanding family even though it is a beautiful house. Angie’s Vanity Fair photos were taken in that house.
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He lived in this house with baby jane?

…uh oh!…I think jared mighta got my girl bdj…hmmm…jared, let her go man…

Brad probably missed his family so much he only spend a day in LA.

Andrómeda @ 03/01/2009 at 1:11 pm

He´s going back to his family. Sweet.
Thanks JJ.

ooooh nooo @ 03/01/2009 at 1:15 pm

Can Brad even compete with a pitbull???

I wish he were aging gracefully like George Clooney. It looks like his soccer team of kids is taking a toll on him.

It does not hurt to use the dictionary to check your spelling,I hope this will help somebody!

After a bit of freedom, poor Brad now goes back to he prison run by the completely batshit crazy Angelina.

Believe me, people. It’s not going to last much longer.

gone one nite @ 03/01/2009 at 1:29 pm

Brad had Plan B business. He was away from his family for ONE nite, left NYC on Friday afternoon, back Saturday.

Quick business trip.

What a good man he is just like my own happens to be!

I like this article because he’s so open about how much he loves her and his kids:

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Brad Pitt Defends Angelina Jolie
Rolling Stone, December 10, 2008

Buzz up!In the new issue of Rolling Stone (out Friday), Brad Pitt comes to Angelina Jolie’s defense over a recent New York Times article that says she is a master at controlling the press.

“It sounded to me like the story made Angie out to be manipulative in some way,” he says. “She is savvy.”

He continues, “I get defensive. [They're] talking about not only the woman I love, but one of the people on this planet who I have the greatest respect for. I think she’s as honorable as anyone I’ve ever met.”

He adds that Jolie got him into flying.

“She’s definitely more experienced,” he says. “Yeah, she’s badass.”

As for his favorite Jolie film?

Their 2005 action flick Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

Why?

“Because you know … six kids,” he says. “Because I fell in love.”

Meanwhile, he says his new fantasy drama The Curious Case of Benjamin Button got him thinking about his own mortality.

“Angie and I do not fight anymore,” he says. “What occurred to me on this film, and also with the passing of her mother [actress Marcheline Bertrand in 2007], is that there’s going to come a time when I’m not going to get to be with this person anymore. I’m not going to get to be with my children anymore. Or friends, people I love and respect. And so, if we have a flare-up, it evaporates now.”

Adds Pitt, 44, “I don’t want to waste time being angry at someone I love.”

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/brad-pitt-im-scared-to-death-of-dying

s @ 03/01/2009 at 1:19 pm

Hate to ruin your dream but I saw Clooney up close( he was filming in my area very recently) and he is not all that. He is aging and looks much older than 47, had on lots and lots of makeup when I saw him. And no he was not working at the time. Those much younger Vegas cocktail waitresses/exotic dancers he likes to pick up can be rough on a man.

Brad looks much younger than Clooney and they are only 2 years apart in age. His 6 small ones keep him active in a postive way.

joliepittsupporter @ 03/01/2009 at 1:40 pm

ebmo @ 03/01/2009 at 12:52 pm
haha it’s true though. when she was supposedly with vince vaughn, my first thought was, “oh my, i didn’t know he was g a y.” when she was supposedly with paul schulfer, naturally i assumed he was g a y too until he hooked up with cameron diaz. and john mayer? i still think he’s g a y until proven otherwise. i never really paid much attention to brad and jen when they were a couple, i would’ve bet everything i’ve got at that time that it was marriage of convenience for pr reasons or a cover up (i assumed they were both g a y).

solid @ 03/01/2009 at 1:04 pm

umm @ 03/01/2009 at 12:43 pm

I am glad he is selling malibu house. That house is too small for their expanding family even though it is a beautiful house. Angie’s Vanity Fair photos were taken in that house.
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He lived in this house with baby jane?
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No. He bought the house after he and Angie got together.

s @ 03/01/2009 at 1:19 pm
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Go check your eyes.

realA L I S S A @ 03/01/2009 at 1:26 pm
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keep living in your delusion. you idiot. lmao.

Brad arriving in NYC last night

http://x17online.com/

catherine @ 03/01/2009 at 1:55 pm

Brad is too hot for words.

Brad is looking mighty fine at 45. Thanks to Angie & their 6 broods. It makes him much younger looking, he is happy & content in his life. He can’t ask for anything more better than to have a family that loves & support him. Brad must have worked on a very important thing because he only stayed in L. A. a day. He misses his family.God bless the Jolie-Pitt’s.

Why is it that everytime I visit x17 my computer locks up?

MF, sorry to hear about your dad’s. Are you flying home? My thoughts & prayers are with you & your family. Take care. God bless.

Waving to senior ( I hope your computer is already up & running), Neleh, thanks for all the updates, you are awesome friend,hello vicki, how’s everything in Texas?,anoble, nice to hear from you again, when are you graduating?,hello to guli,passing through,anustin,Bailey,Alex,andromeda,gena,Jill,teri,val,chopin,the real tita,african girl,tondo girl,bdj,Felinelilly how’s school?,soopx,estelle & all the good ladies on board. We will see new pictures of daddy Brad very soon. Right now, he is enjoying his family in NY.
God bless the Jolie-Pitt’s.

Brad is so gorgeous, love it when he is not working, he has an extra swag in his swagger

I understand the change Brad Pitt’s engaged.
Hey, any ambitious actors don’t want to be seen as just another pretty boy.
I think Brad wants to be a serious actor and his efforts have be recognized.
Folks, face it.
Brad is not just a hunk with a pretty face.
He’s a serious actor.

HERE WE GO LU-BEE LOU @ 03/01/2009 at 2:12 pm

so x17 has new pics of brad arriving in NYC last night, so brad didn’t go to germany from L.A? oooooooh noooooooooooooo!!!!! trolls have NO STRAWS LEFT!!!!!! u just got owned baby!

The nuts are usually the first to arrive when they smell something in the water. But when the truth is revealed.. They run away like RATS on on sinking ship. There is and will only be ONE BRAD PITT.

He has found the life he has always wanted. I don’t see him leaving it. This man is happy. Angie is happy. It is time to move on. Calling Brad names and trashing Angie will not separate them. They are a team and unlike many Hollywood couples.. they are doing what they need to in order to keep their family together.. Supporting each other every step of the way. I admire that more then anything. Even hater if they are honest can see that truth. But we all know they just want to hate for hate sake. I love how Brad/Angie prove them wrong at every turn. The truth shines through all the time..

Brad is back in NY. Angie will be busy shooting so daddy Brad has to do his duty watching his children. I like how the Jolie-Pitt family functions, they each plan everything ahead, Brad once said that Angie is very organized & was amazed how she can do it. It is always nice to have somebody around you like Angie, you will learn a lot from her. I’m sure Brad did. God bless them.

Glad he is back with his family safely. There is a big snow storm headed to NY tonight. I am sure Brad wanted to make sure he got back to his family. Love the Jolie Pitts. People just don’t wnan to believe their eyes and ears. They are a family and that bond is strong.
They are always putting their family first.

# 52 Cayenna @ 03/01/2009 at 12:32 pm
Why are you loonies so certain that he is going to New York? He could be heading to Germany to visit Jen, for all you know. BWA-HA-HAAAAAAAA!
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BWA-HA-HAAAAAAAA back in your face, honey. Hate to disappoint you but he’s back in NYC with Angie and the kids. Now go find an ocean to scream at.

Hello Debra77, how are doing?

How are you doing Debra77, sorry for the first post . God bless.

I hope, they also have a video of Brad arriving in NY last night.
It’s windy & cold again in my place. How about in NY senior?
I hope, you will get a chance to see Brad, Angie & the kids in NY. If I were you, I will hang around by Lee’s Art studio every weekend. How’s your family? email me if your computer is already up & running. ok?
God bless the Jolie-Pitt’s.

teri – because X17 is full of viruses.

Listen to you computer.

The real deal @ 03/01/2009 at 2:47 pm

ooooh nooo @ 03/01/2009 at 1:15 pm Can Brad even compete with a pitbull???

He was married to one for four years.

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 2:51 pm

Brad went to LA before taking an “international” flight? Hmmm…I bet he went back to LA to go to the bank were he has secretly stored his old wedding ring. Yeah…that’s it! He went to get the ring, have it resized…and now he’s going to Europe to propose to X! That’s GOT to be it…there’s simply no other reason that a man with a house in Nice, a movie filming in Berlin and business partners in Berlin could be taking an international flight…

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 2:56 pm

# 508 ELLLLES @ 03/01/2009 at 7:26 am
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Passing Through, i would much prefer calling maniston Y then X,
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X keeps her sounding relevant (if you don’t know reason she is called that here). juliette or even paltry can be X but maniston is certainly a Y for Y oh Y did he ever go out with her in first place!. Or H for how on earth is good too.
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You can call her whatever you want. I was just explaining to whoever it was that complained how she got to be called “X” and why it’s not a reference to her being his ex. The ho was a mathematical placeholder in Brad’s life for 6 1/2 years until true love came knocking on the door. That and it takes much less time to type out than “Fug Btich”.

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 3:03 pm

# 510 questions and comments @ 03/01/2009 at 7:48 am
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I don’t like to refer to Jennifer as X, It keeps her forever connected to Brad. Note BBT or JLM are never referred to as Angie’s X.. That is because all parties have moved on.. Jennifer has several other relationships since Brad. Most people do not even talk or see their X spouse. Especially there were no children conceived. So their connection is broken. It should be that way too when comments are made about them.
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Once again – X IS NOT CALLED X BECAUSE SHE’S HIS EX. SHE’S CALLED X BECAUSE IN MATH, X, Y AND Z ARE PLACEHOLDERS FOR THE REAL THING, the real number/solution/answer. In other words, X was marking the spot until Brad got his head out of his ass and realized there was more to life than tanning, getting high, working out AND settling for a business “merger” with a friend instead of a soul deep, love-of-my-life life partner. She could have been Y, but not Z because that’s Z’s nickname.
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Call her whatever you want. BDJ’s come up with some lovely names – Whiny and Baby Jane. Someone else came up with Baby Pain. I’m calling her X for the reason above and because it’s 1 character and that’s all the time I’m willing to waste typing out a name for the btich.

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 3:27 pm

# 521 Observer2 @ 03/01/2009 at 10:14 am
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passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 2:02 am
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PT, where’s your tab report? LOL.
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Uhhhhh…what tab report? Just kidding…
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Well…sometimes real life interferes and my snarking has to be put on hold. I’m about half way through with it…and it’s gonna be LLLLLOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG…but…I won’t say why because that will spoil the surprise.
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My main problem right now is that in order to post here or JJB I’d have chop it up into a dozen or more posts and with Jared’s annoying moderation problem, that’s just asking for me to go to Wal-mart and puchase a rifle and head to NYC looking for Jared…so…I need to investigate a method of making it available as a PDF that everyone can download instead.
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My second biggest problem is…it’s laundry day and I spent the morning barfing my guts out…which irks me because that pizza tasted so good last night… So needless to say…I’m a little behind schedule…

He is damn hot.

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 3:31 pm

# 523 Thats not gray in his beard @ 03/01/2009 at 10:22 am
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Put your money where your mouth is.. Doesn’t some poser here now owe some cash donation to the Makeitright.org?
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The skeezer is off the hook because she didn’t have the guts to accept my bet. She was all over it when she thought she was only going to lose $35, but when I upped the anti, just like cockroaches when you turn the lights on, she went scurrying underground and hasn’t poked her big ass head out of her hidey holes since then. Wimp.

He needs to shave off that beard – it looks horrible. The only reason he is paid to be in movies is because he is pretty to look at. It sure isn’t his acting talent.

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 3:03

“I’m calling her X for the reason above and because it’s 1 character and that’s all the time I’m willing to waste typing out a name for the btich.”

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Few people can actually make me laugh out loud, but you never fail to crack me up,

http://www.theherald.co.za/herald/lstyle/lst04_27022009.htm

Fascinating film enthrals from start to finish

(10)THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON with Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Julia Ormond and Taraji P Henson. Directed by David Fincher. (The Bridge, Walmer Park, The Boardwalk). Reviewed by Leon Muston

AS Hurricane Katrina closes in on the city of New Orleans, an old woman named Daisy (Cate Blanchett) lies dying in a hospital.

Her daughter Carolyn (Julia Ormond) is at her bedside, and Daisy asks her to read to her from the diary of a lifelong friend, Benjamin Button.

It‘s a simple start to what turns out to be one of the most complicated and fascinating stories seen on screen in many years, the amazing tale of a person who is born with all the characteristics of a dying man in his mid ‘80s and instead of growing older as everyone else does, he appears to grow younger.

This is done through a combination of excellent special effects and make-up, but also a career defining performance from Brad Pitt, who with the exception of the earliest and final scenes of the film, plays Benjamin‘s entire life span.

Pitt‘s performance is outstanding, the best work he‘s ever done, while Blanchett is also superb, as is the supporting cast.

It‘s extremely long at more than two and a half hours, but it‘s such a fascinating story, you‘ll enjoy every minute.

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118000699.html?categoryid=13&cs=1

‘Button’ still tops at foreign box office

“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” sewed up its fourth straight weekend victory at a moderate post-Oscar foreign box office with $13.4 million at 5,140 playdates in 61 markets.

“Button” has now cumed $176.2 million overseas — $51 million ahead of the domestic total — as it continues to generate decent holdover biz for Warner Bros. Japan’s become the top foreign market for “Button” with a fourth frame declining only 13% to $1.8 million for a $20.7 million cume.

http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=curiouscaseofbenjaminbutton.htm

BB crosses 300 worldwide.

TOTAL LIFETIME GROSSES
Domestic: $125,386,000 45.0%
***+ Foreign: 176.2 Per Variety
= Worldwide: 301

http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2009/03/jonas-bros-lack.html

One for Madea. Don’t underestimate the Church/Movie going women. Teens can’t compete

Madea’ tops ‘Jonas Brothers’ for a second box office win

Mar 1, 2009, 01:55 PM | by Nicole Sperling

Madeagoesjail_l Jonas Brothers proved this weekend that they are no Miley Cyrus. The teen pop stars’ 3-D concert film, Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience, opened in twice as many theaters as last year’s Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus Best of Both Worlds but grossed a scant $12.7 million at the box office — less than half of Cyrus’ bow. Jonas still managed to pull in a solid average of $10,000 but grossed far less than what most prognosticators were predicting. It also wasn’t strong enough to best Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail, which won its second weekend in a row with $16.5 million. Madea’s total now stands at $64.9 million.

Not impressed by JA @ 03/01/2009 at 3:44 pm

TCCOBB has passed the 300,000,000 mark ! Bravo !!!!
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Worlwide total sales :
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Domestic: $125,386,000 41.6% (according to Box Office Mojo)
+ Foreign: $176,200,000 58.4% (according to Variety)

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= Worldwide: $301,586,000
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‘Button’ still tops at foreign box office
‘Slumdog’ a winner with Brit audiences
By DAVE MCNARY
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“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” sewed up its fourth straight weekend victory at a moderate post-Oscar foreign box office with $13.4 million at 5,140 playdates in 61 markets.
The frame also saw “Slumdog Millionaire” stay golden overseas after winning Best Picture, particularly in the UK where it finished first in its eighth weekend with $2.3 million to lift its Brit cume to an eye-popping $37 million and its foreign cume to about $75 million. “Slumdog” also launched impressively in Spain with a first-place $2.5 million, edging the opening of “The Pink Panther 2″, and jumped 62% in its second Mexican frame to $1 million.

“Button” has now cumed $176.2 million overseas — $51 million ahead of the domestic total — as it continues to generate decent holdover biz for Warner Bros. Japan’s become the top foreign market for “Button” with a fourth frame declining only 13% to $1.8 million for a $20.7 million cume.

“The Reader,” taking advantage of Kate Winslet’s Oscar win, scored a first-place launch in Germany with $3.2 million at 540. “Milk,” with Sean Penn’s Best Actor victory, saw a 34% hike to $1.5 million at 575 in 26 markets for an $11 million foreign cume.

Though it mostly struck out during awards season, Clint Eastwood’s “Gran Torino” drove its way to solid results in Warner’s first major expansion with $8.3 million at 1,115 in 10 markets, delivering an impressive $7,444 per location average. France led the way with a $5 million launch while the U.K.’s expanded run brought in $1.9 million — the top weekends for an Eastwood pic in those markets.

Tom Cruise’s “Valkyrie” continued to generate respectable offshore coin with $7.6 million at 4,500 in 57 markets, led by a $3.6 million first-place Chinese launch. The WW2 thriller, handled mostly by Fox overseas, has cumed $93.2 million outside the United States — $11 million ahead of the domestic total.

Disney’s “Bolt” fetched decent family coin with $7.2 million at 3,600 in 31 markets — mostly from France with $2.2 million and the U.K. with $1.9 million, both in their fourth frame. “Bolt” has totaled $166.5 million outside the United States, $52 million ahead of the domestic total.

Sony’s “The Pink Panther 2″ saw more moderate biz with $6.8 million at 3,150 in 56 markets, bringing the foreign cume to $22.7 million — $10 million behind the domestic total. Studio’s “The International” gunned down $4.4 million at 1,765 in 29 markets for a $10.8 million cume early in its run.

Four other pics topped $4 million: Disney’s “Confesssions of a Shopaholic” with $4.9 million at 1,350 in 10 markets, led by a $2 million Italian launch; Sony’s “Underworld: Rise of the Lycans” with $4.1 million at 1,180 in three dozen markets for a foreign cume of $29.4 million; Paramount’s “Hotel for Dogs” with $4 million at 2,231 in 31 territories for a $29 million cume; and Uni’s “The Unborn” with $4 million at 897 in 14 markets.

Fox also saw “Australia” chip in with $1.6 million at 1,200, mostly from a $1.4 million Japanese launch, to lift the foreign cume to $151.3 million — more than triple the domestic take.

The international markets should see a jolt next weekend as Par goes day-and-date with “Watchmen” in most territories.

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http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118000699.html?categoryid=13&cs=1

bdj @ 03/01/2009 at 3:39 pm

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118000699.html?categoryid=13&cs=1

‘Button’ still tops at foreign box office

“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” sewed up its fourth straight weekend victory at a moderate post-Oscar foreign box office with $13.4 million at 5,140 playdates in 61 markets.

“Button” has now cumed $176.2 million overseas — $51 million ahead of the domestic total — as it continues to generate decent holdover biz for Warner Bros. Japan’s become the top foreign market for “Button” with a fourth frame declining only 13% to $1.8 million for a $20.7 million cume.
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So the worldwide box office is over $300 million:
Domestic: $125,386,000
Foreign: $176, 200,000
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worldwide : $301,586,000

Not impressed by JA @ 03/01/2009 at 3:46 pm

I have just wrote the total grosses about TCCOBB and i get moderated ! WTF is that ?
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Anyway ! Congratulation to Brad and all who have managed to make this movie !

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/090301/world/entertainment_us_iran_film

Entire article at link

TEHRAN (AFP) – Top US film actress Annette Bening, in Iran as part of a Hollywood delegation, said on Sunday she hoped their presence in the country can help to kick-start talks between arch-foes Washington and Tehran.
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“I hope that we can be a bridge to open a dialogue between the two countries”, Bening, wearing a black traditional hejab and headscarf, told reporters.

She is part of a team of film-makers and actors from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS), the organisation which stages the annual Oscars, that is currently on a week-long visit to the Islamic republic.

The delegation is on a private initiative to stage workshops with their Iranian counterparts, a rarity in a country where the authorities brand the United States the “Great Satan.”

The Hollywood delegation includes AMPAS president Sid Ganis, former president Frank Pierson, and top producer William Horberg.

They were invited to Tehran by the Iranian Alliance of Motion Pictures for a series of workshops. Iranian participants include top actors Fatemeh Motamed Arya, Homayoun Ershadi, Habib Rezaei and Bahareh Rahnama.

Sean Penn, who won the 2009 best actor Oscar for his performance as a trailblazing gay politician in “Milk,” also visited Iran in 2005.

“It is a culture in love with cinema. With Brad Pitt. Angelina Jolie. And anything Steven Spielberg,” Penn wrote about the Iranians after his visit during which he even attended Friday prayer services in Tehran.

The real deal @ 03/01/2009 at 2:47 pm
ooooh nooo @ 03/01/2009 at 1:15 pm Can Brad even compete with a pitbull???
He was married to one for four years.
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She wasn’t a pit bull. She was a cross between a hound dog and a rottweiler.

Observer2 @ 03/01/2009 at 3:50 pm

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 3:03
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LOL. Why do people care how people label Aniston? Am I going to get a talking to because I call her by her last name?

I asked in the other thread, where’s your tab report. I’m waiting for the big laughs.

teri @ 03/01/2009 at 2:00 pm

It’s becasue those sites are full of viruses

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/26/MVMA164NED.DTL

Changeling out on DVD and should cross 100 million worldwide

Excellent

WILD APPLAUSE

Changeling Director Clint Eastwood takes a good story and tells it well in this 1920s-30s period piece about a single mother (Angelina Jolie), whose child goes missing. Eventually, the authorities return a child to her, but it’s the wrong child, and when she insists that the new boy isn’t her son, they mount a campaign of persecution against her. Well-acted, well-photographed and with measured but steadied forward motion throughout, this is superior entertainment. Rated R. 140 minutes. – M. LaSalle

http://www.orlandoweekly.com/film/review.asp?rid=13216

4 1/2 stars. One of my favorite Brad Pitt’s role. Out on DVD and on-demand.

Casey Affleck, who plays Ford, has said that he wished the title could have been The Assassination of Jesse James by the Misunderstood Robert Ford, and the heavily played-up angle of celebrity obsession-turned–physical longing from Ford to Jesse is a great place to start myth-busting the falsified way history remembers both men. Dominik’s revisionist take understands that Ford’s legacy was not that of a guilt-ridden man coming to terms with his cowardice but a confused kid whose pressures from authorities to exploit his closeness with Jesse for the good of the country coincided with his frustration at not being able to be/have Jesse himself.

Pitt is at his most understated and menacing, often working without words to craft a character that breaks down the romanticized image of James as a virtuous Robin Hood, showing him at his most sadistic and tyrannical.

A flawless supporting cast of Sam Rockwell, Paul Schneider, Sam Shepard, Mary-Louise Parker and even cameos by James Carville and Nick Cave help to realize the director’s vision of reconciling the James legend with the “reality,” speculative as it may be. Eschewing John Ford’s oft-quoted advice to “print the legend,” The Assassination of Jesse James instead chooses historical accuracy, a move that could make this epic unpalatable to a mass audience. But this contemplative movie is worth your patience.

Something probably needed Brad’s signature on it so that’s why he had to go to LA and he turned right around back to NY.

Whoa it is snowing in the deep south. I bet they still make us come in to work on Monday.

Brad at oscars - doubt @ 03/01/2009 at 3:58 pm

Seeing the youtube video, when kate winslet got the oscar, brad didnt want to get up. He, unlike everyone in the room, remained seated.! In the video, AJ had to call his attention…so he got up. I thought very unpleaseant from his part…

Not impressed by JA @ 03/01/2009 at 3:46 p
It is posted. That’s great for BB.

Angie fan @ 03/01/2009 at 4:03 pm

Brad at oscars – doubt @ 03/01/2009 at 3:58 pm

Seeing the youtube video, when kate winslet got the oscar, brad didnt want to get up. He, unlike everyone in the room, remained seated.! In the video, AJ had to call his attention…so he got up. I thought very unpleaseant from his part…
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so what~ he absolutely wanted to see his Angie wins… it is so sweet to see a man love and support his woman like this!

Hmm I saw that Video and most of the people were slow to get up. Now that stink eye Baby Jane(Poor Jen and her male escort) gave when papa pitt lost at the Oscars was just shameful.

destiny fulfilled @ 03/01/2009 at 4:08 pm

Jennifer has finally found the “love of her Life”, But her fans continue to bash Brad and Angelina why? Because they hold on to the fantasy that Brad will go back to her even though they know he won’t.

the power of the jolie…thanx sean!

Brad at oscars - doubt @ 03/01/2009 at 4:12 pm

Angie fan @ 03/01/2009 at 4:03 pm
so what~ he absolutely wanted to see his Angie wins… it is so sweet to see a man love and support his woman like this!
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Good excuse…just need to practice more! Do you really think he assumed that Angie would win the Oscar that night? He cant be that naive…It was Kate`s night as leading actress.. Even the whole Brangelina-Aniston was in the second place. For me, he just looked letargic.

It is a very good thing to see Button cross the 300 mark world wide.Congrats Brad and everybody who involved on this movie.

Brad, will be always the best for the fans.
I love all the movies he does.

Congratulations to Brad. Benjamin Button made over $300 million worldwide.

Please hen, get a grip… David Fincher got up waayyyy after Brad did. Its always some sh&t with u asswipes

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passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 4:19 pm

# 91 teri @ 03/01/2009 at 2:00 pm
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Why is it that everytime I visit x17 my computer locks up?
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Probably because of all the Javascripts and Active X controls they use for the ads and links on their site. You could lower your security level in IE or Firefox, but then you’d be more susceptible to malware & viruses. Either that or you need to empty your temporary internet files folder.

#132..There are no loser nominees. When you are nominated that is a win, but only one person can take the Oscar. They are all winners.

Angie fan @ 03/01/2009 at 4:03 pm

Brad at oscars – doubt @ 03/01/2009 at 3:58 pm

Seeing the youtube video, when kate winslet got the oscar, brad didnt want to get up. He, unlike everyone in the room, remained seated.! In the video, AJ had to call his attention…so he got up. I thought very unpleaseant from his part…
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so what~ he absolutely wanted to see his Angie wins… it is so sweet to see a man love and support his woman like this!
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Brad is a sweetheart.

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 4:21 pm

# 88 JM @ 03/01/2009 at 1:45 pm
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Brad arriving in NYC last night
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http://x17online.com/
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Oh…bummer. I guess this means he didn’t go get his old wedding ring so he could go to Europe and propose to OK!’s love of his life? Damn. That’s just so sad. For OK…not for me…or Brad…

To Brad at oscars - doubt @ 03/01/2009 at 4:22 pm

Sucks to be you. What are you talking about…

Angelina got her her award at 25 whereas Kate got it at 33
Angelina got 3 golden globes all under 26 whereas Kate just got 2 at 33.

Jolie and Winslet are both 33 yrs old.

Lastly and most importantly to their future projects:

CCOBB – $300 millions. Has beaten all oscar nominated and winners movies

Changeling – $97-100 Millions. Has beaten all oscars nominated and winners movies.

If the above has not happened then you had a case but since it is…

they are winners all the way to the bank.

http://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/newssun/entertainment/1454448,SHO-Sunday-rona01.article

They don’t make gossip queens like they use to. Now you got Ted C, Lamey, bloggers etc etc

Before ”Access Hollywood,” ”Extra,” ”Inside Edition” or ”Entertainment Tonight,” there was Rona Barrett. It can be argued that the brassy blond with those zinger questions was the first celebrity gossip maven to bring the world of Walter Winchell and Hedda Hopper into the television age.

During her heyday in the 1970s, Barrett ruled the world of Hollywood dish and she clearly loved it.

Now, the long-retired gossip queen is back on the scene with a new DVD, ”Rona Barrett’s Hollywood: Nothing But the Truth,” in which the Hollywood veteran shares chunks of her sit-down interviews with some of Tinseltown’s hottest stars of that era.

Though she worked in an era when it was thought stars and the Hollywood press enjoyed a cozy relationship, Barrett claimed she still had to go through the usual entourage of handlers that reporters and columnists endure in 2009.

”The biggest difference is there weren’t so many layers of publicists, managers and agents back then. But I still always went through their press agents. Even for the stars who really were my friends,” Barrett said. “I didn’t like to mix work and pleasure. I would never approach an actress at a dinner party and ask for an interview — I’d call her publicist the next morning and set it up.”

As for today’s crop of stars and the seemingly endless stories about them, Barrett said she’s mostly unimpressed.

”Whether it’s Brad Pitt or Angelina [Jolie] or Jennifer Aniston or whoever, what you usually get is something about their new movie that’s just coming out or a product they’ve endorsed or something like that. As for the big tabloids — who they would never speak to — it’s mostly big headlines with great shock value but not much to the stories underneath.

”Very rarely do you see a celebrity interview today that goes into depth about the person’s real life, what they’re really like and what they do when they are not working. That’s what people want to know, and they get so little of it. … Funny, given there’s so many outlets today for this stuff.”

One thing Barrett doesn’t mind reading about stars is their charity work — ”If it’s something they are really into, like Brad Pitt and New Orleans relief,” she said.

Yeah for Brad and his movie.

TOTAL LIFETIME GROSSES
Domestic: $125,386,000 41.6%
+ Foreign: $176,200,000 58.4%

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= Worldwide: $301,586,000

Who gives a fcuk about KW?

I see I am in moderation limbo.

Oh well.

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Jared Im in the dreaded Mod again,lol. whew…

We are what our thoughts have made us, so take care about what you think. Words are secondary. Thoughts live, they travel far.

Too true. The Ashy Troll does not like to read anything positive about Brad and the success of BB. It is always really to whine and smear Papa Pitt. Now that smirky stink eye of Baby Jane was a sight to behold.
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QQQQ @ 03/01/2009 at 4:17 pm
Please hen, get a grip… David Fincher got up waayyyy after Brad did. Its always some sh&t with u asswipes

gah, stop blaming Angelina for everything. Angelina is not freaking GOD.

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 4:21 pm

LOL

http://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/newssun/entertainment/1454448,SHO-Sunday-rona01.article

They don’t make gossip queens like the use to. Now you got lamey, Ted C and bloggers.

As for today’s crop of stars and the seemingly endless stories about them, Barrett said she’s mostly unimpressed.

”Whether it’s Brad Pitt or Angelina [Jolie] or Jennifer Aniston or whoever, what you usually get is something about their new movie that’s just coming out or a product they’ve endorsed or something like that. As for the big tabloids — who they would never speak to — it’s mostly big headlines with great shock value but not much to the stories underneath.

”Very rarely do you see a celebrity interview today that goes into depth about the person’s real life, what they’re really like and what they do when they are not working. That’s what people want to know, and they get so little of it. … Funny, given there’s so many outlets today for this stuff.”

One thing Barrett doesn’t mind reading about stars is their charity work — ”If it’s something they are really into, like Brad Pitt and New Orleans relief,” she said.

Btw, stop talking about Ashley too. :lol: Ashley has not been trolling this board, stpid ass! ashley was put on moderation a long ass time ago and I never came back until today cause I’m at my grannies house and i’m bored.

thanks bdj @ 03/01/2009 at 3:46 pm

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/090301/world/entertainment_us_iran_film

“It is a culture in love with cinema. With Brad Pitt. Angelina Jolie. And anything Steven Spielberg,” Penn wrote about the Iranians after his visit during which he even attended Friday prayer services in Tehran.

Wow,the Iranians have good taste!Angelina and Brad are international Megastars for sure!

Congrats to BB.

Hmm well you are back now and whine in full effect.

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I knew Id get the Mod. Even without roll call Im Modded,lol..
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Brad @ oscars or whatever your name is. You know how it is. If Angie stayed seated the blogs/and every site would be blowing up with that ****. But this is brad we’re talking about. Nobody cares about him the way they do Angie Jolie. Angie Jolie’s every move is watched and picked apart.

tamara @ 03/01/2009 at 4:21 pm
Thank you ms. Tamara, they are winners. However, when they did not call Papa Pitt name, Baby Jane gave an alarming smirk. Happy now.

TCCBB over $$300 million. Many many $$ made.

Where are those who predicted that TCCBB will not make any money? Come out why hide? You were so bold before. HeHe

Bravo Bradley and cast and crew for your success!!

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 4:31 pm

# 116 bdj @ 03/01/2009 at 3:42 pm
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http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=curiouscaseofbenjaminbutton.htm
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BB crosses 300 worldwide.
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TOTAL LIFETIME GROSSES
Domestic: $125,386,000 45.0%
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Thanks, BDJ. I said last week that it should finish the weekend somewhere around $303MIL, so I wasn’t to ofar off. It should probably finish it’s foreign run at or just short of $200MIL for a total of $325MIL. That’s not bad considering a lot of so-called experts didn’t think it would even make $200MIL. They under-estimated Brad’s foreign BO appeal yet again. They did the same thing when Troy came out. You’d think after watching Babel & BAR both rack up $100MIL overseas that they’d learn not to bet against Brad. (Are you listening trolls?)

PT – actually, there is a security violation with Adobe Flash Player that cause internet to stop working.Maybe this is what teri is refering to…

# 153 Hello @ 03/01/2009 at 4:27 pm
I never came back until today cause I’m at my grannies house and i’m bored.
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So go read a good book and stop boring the rest of us.

Not impressed by JA @ 03/01/2009 at 4:37 pm

Brad and Angie are at the top of their game and the only pair in Hollywood who are able to deliver a movie with a difficult theme that is usually unpleasant for the masses and yet still makes money in that genre garnering 3+ times what their counterparts are doing in those type of movies.
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TCCOBB is a block buster. Few movies of that genre with such a theme where aging and death are so present can do that. Comparatively ‘Four Christmas” did 162,000,000 worlwide. And that is the tuypical movie people like to watch.
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And the best part, is that they are gorgeous and could easily chose the easy path, big production , entertaining movies, focusing on their good looks. Imagine a second Mr & Mrs Smith or another action flick featuring both of them. You can bet that it will reached at least half billion worldwide.
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They are the power couple. They can bring it whenever they want, in whatever they want ! That’s the power of the JP !

PT – I wonder what Steve Mason will say if you sent him the CCOBB box office.

He needs a snark and I am pretty sure he is on the lookout for Sofia’s name on his site…reminding him how so not a box office expert he is…LOL.

Yzma & Kron
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dIdVg-kW-k&feature=related

I finally got my JJB account password. My memory a bit..

Brad at oscars - doubt @ 03/01/2009 at 4:39 pm

i got now. Yes, you conviced me there is a difference between Kate and Angie history about the Oscars: leading actress and support actress. hahahahha. I am done with this thread.

I absolutely Love this movie
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Whatever Happen 2 Baby Jane Part1:
Bette Davis & Joan Crawford
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlloEQ51-Zo
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Thanku guli , Anoble & every1 4 the videos, articles& commentary.
Hey Estelle Chopin,LLM,andAmne2that every1. Will I be in Mod again cant see my posts..Bbl.
Feline Hi.

Thanks for the pix. Whoa, there was serious screaming at the Ocean when papa Pitt did a quick turnaround on his trip. Obviously, it was something that required his immediate attention to take him away from the lovely Jolie and his six adorable children. All these insiders and fake Angie fans (Rags trolls) will have to revamp their tab covers. I suggest, “Peeboy refuse to go on the Dog Movie tour with Jen”. “Poor Jen devastated and drunk dialing Peeboy”

…welcome back ashley banks…hahahahahahahahahahahah

Kate Winslet = fat cow

Hi all. I hope I don’t go into moderation again.

I tried to post something from Liz’s new site. She was there at the Oscars (or so she says) and she said

But here we are, already forgetting who won — and learning that the biggest hubbub in the Kodak Theater press room was when the camera cut to Angelina Jolie while Jennifer Aniston and Jack Black were onstage. “I never heard such a gasp, in all my years!” said one grizzled media veteran. And that’s celebrity culture 2009 — accept it, folks. But we’ll all be back next year, and don’t pretend otherwise.

http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=changeling08.htm

Changeling

TOTAL LIFETIME GROSSES
Domestic: $35,739,802 34.9%
+ Foreign: $66,700,000 65.1%
= Worldwide: $102,439,802

…”you fool!…didn’t I raise you right?…you don’t steal a man’s horse before you kill him first”…hahah
bonanza

$301 Million. omg Brad rocks.

Hmmm I get it now. Thanks for the pixs. There was much screaming at the Ocean when Papa Pitt did a turn around visit. The Rags trolls will have to revamp their covers. How about ” Peeboy refuses to accompany Baby Jane on her Dog movie world tour and Baby Jane heartbroken” “Lonely Baby Jane resorting to drunk dialing”

I tried to post this from Liz’s new site.

bdj @ 03/01/2009 at 4:50 pm

http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=changeling08.htm

Changeling

TOTAL LIFETIME GROSSES
Domestic: $35,739,802 34.9%
+ Foreign: $66,700,000 65.1%
= Worldwide: $102,439,802
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Wow,congrats Clintelina!

http://www.bestsyndication.com/?q=20090301_the_changeling_movie_review.htm

Director Clint Eastwood claims this to be a true portrayal of the level of corruption in the government in 1928. In Changeling, director Eastwood uses the film to jab at the LAPD and the entire government’s structure.

So what can you expect from the film?

Well be prepared for a maddening, heart wrenching experience as you go to watch Changeling. The tale of a mother losing her child, being caught up in a corrupt government’s plans can be infuriating to watch.

The movie is intense and mesmerizing. The story is told in a spellbinding fashion and Angelina Jolie’s acting is certainly top notch. The movie will surely not disappoint. It will take you from feeling the deepest primal love of a mother to the fury of injustice. The story involves a lot of fast paced action as we see the attempt to bring justice to order.

With all remake-of-a-remake Hollywood films lately, Changeling is truly a refreshing breath of fresh air. The story is original and unheard of before (and based on a true story), the acting is top notch and the movie is an amazing experience. Unlike other rehashed Hollywood films, this movie truly has that ‘special something’ that really makes a movie stand out.

It has that special attention to detail that shows you the movie was created with careful attention to detail, with artistic license, rather than just a film created for the purposes of earning money. Changeling is truly an amazing tale to follow that will have you holding your breath from start to finish. If you’re a movie fan, this is definitely a movie you don’t want to miss.

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 4:57 pm

# 123 Observer2 @ 03/01/2009 at 3:50 pm
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LOL. Why do people care how people label Aniston? Am I going to get a talking to because I call her by her last name?

I asked in the other thread, where’s your tab report. I’m waiting for the big laugh
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LOL. You know how it is around here…gotta have drama.
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Re: the tab report – go back to page 4 for your answer…I’m typing as fast as my little fingers can go…

…or maybe it was gunsmoke…um od-ing on the both of them…

Not impressed by JA @ 03/01/2009 at 4:59 pm

bdj @ 03/01/2009 at 4:50 pm http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=changeling08.htm

Changeling

TOTAL LIFETIME GROSSES
Domestic: $35,739,802 34.9%
+ Foreign: $66,700,000 65.1%
= Worldwide: $102,439,802
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Wow ! Bravo to Clint and Angie !

BBL

more moderation

http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=curiouscaseofbenjaminbutton.htm

Benjamin Button

TOTAL LIFETIME GROSSES
Domestic: $125,386,000 41.6%
+ Foreign: $176,200,000 58.4%
= Worldwide: $301,586,000

Congrats to Benjamin Button can’t wait on his next movie.

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 5:01 pm

# 129 Brad at oscars –

doubt @ 03/01/2009 at 3:58 pm

Seeing the youtube video, when kate winslet got the oscar, brad didnt want to get up. He, unlike everyone in the room, remained seated.! In the video, AJ had to call his attention…so he got up. I thought very unpleaseant from his part…
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Personally I thought that was hilarious. Clearly Brad was tired of all the unnecessary standing ovations that night. Everytime someone won an award there was a standing O. It was ridiculous. Plus…I think someone must have told Brad what Kate said about him and Angie. Clearly Brad was NOT impressed or amused.

dianad1968 @ 03/01/2009 at 5:01 pm

Slightly OT,

I was a little bored last night, (I had read all the Brad’s posts)so I decided to check out Pittwatch, and after reading some of the posts, was ready to pull my hair out. There are quite a few fans of X posting there, so the excuses for her presenting at the Oscars, and her performance were rampant. And one of them actually blamed Brad and Angie for the “triangle” still going on, because they talk about X in their interviews. I was like WTH are these people smoking? Needless to say, I will not be going back to that site. The moderator even confesses to being a fan of X, which is her right, but she should at least try to report the truth. I think the only sites who see this woman for who she really is, are the ones run by men. :lol:

I thought it was so sweet of Brad to make a trip to tell Teragi Henson in person that she was nominated for playing his adoptive mother in the movie. They all cheered when they heard the great news and made a mad dash to tell her.

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 5:03 pm

# 132 bdj @ 03/01/2009 at 4:04 pm
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Hmm I saw that Video and most of the people were slow to get up. Now that stink eye Baby Jane(Poor Jen and her male escort) gave when papa pitt lost at the Oscars was just shameful
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Yeah…and you notice how that wasn’t all over every blog like Angie’s supposed “btich face” when Anne Hathaway won the CCA? How do you guys explain that? Did Huvane get to EVERY blogger or is it just Jared?

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 5:05 pm

# 139 QQQQ @ 03/01/2009 at 4:17 pm
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Please hen, get a grip… David Fincher got up waayyyy after Brad did. Its always some sh&t with u asswipes
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I think Brad even gave Fincher a little look over his shoulder like, “If Angie’s making me get up, then YOU have to get up, too!” LOL.

I love going to Pittwatch because Sherry does weed out the trolls and blocks them from causing trouble unlike here. If you want a drama free fan site it’s Pittwatch or SoulieJolie.

beautiful @ 03/01/2009 at 5:08 pm

Bravo Brad and CCOBB.

dianad1968 @ 03/01/2009 at 5:09 pm

#185,

PT,

I thought the same thing, that the JPs probably heard about Kate’s remarks. I have a feeling she must have been told that her remarks and behaviour during her “campaign” was not exactly going over well. Probably that is why she made sure to reach out to Angie before going on stage.

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 5:10 pm

# 171 bdj @ 03/01/2009 at 4:50 pm
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http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=changeling08.htm
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Changeling
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TOTAL LIFETIME GROSSES
Domestic: $35,739,802 34.9%
+ Foreign: $66,700,000 65.1%
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Congrats to Angie & Clint. Yet another of Angie’s movies where the studio will realize it’s biggest profit of DVD sales & rentals.
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CCOBB over $300MIL…Changeling over $100MIL…the haters prolly all need colonics right about now…

dianad1968 @ 03/01/2009 at 5:12 pm

#189

teri,

I am glad you enjoy Pittwatch. Me, not so much. Different strokes for different folks.

@ dianad1968 @ 03/01/2009 at 5:01 pm

yeah, i ve noticed that,too.the baby jane fans even sign up at souliejolie.they are everywhere.its pathetic.

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 5:13 pm

# 176 Frenchy @ 03/01/2009 at 4:56 pm
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http://www.wowowow.com/post/liz-smith-oscar-parties-and-octomom-gloria-allred-wants-help-nadya-suleman-218421
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Scroll down to what? I’m not reading an entire Liz Smith column, so just tell it what it is we’re supposed to be looking at.

teri @ 03/01/2009 at 4:23 pm
sorry for the duplicate. Thanks for posting. I am trying to avoid the dreaded moderation.

don’t click #190

dianad1968 @ 03/01/2009 at 5:27 pm

#194

Chibiusa,

If I wanted to read posters defending X, and criticizing Angie, and even Brad sometimes, I would go to popsugar or celebitchy. If I log onto a site called Pittwatch, I should expect to read favourable posts about the JPs.

I love Brad Pitt.

Don’t click any link with .tk

OMG..OMG..OMG

Brad’s BB= 301+ million
Angie’s Changeling = 102+ million

These movies were sold with their names. To all the haters. I bet every star or want to be star would kill to have these numbers behind their names. BB will reach well over 350 million with DVD sales. It is the kind of movie you have to own.. Changeling as well. The DVD total will put it over 150 million. Sweet, Sweet, success.

Bravo Brad/Angie what great news. Your fans had not doubt what so ever. No wonder studios want them attached to their movies. And note, what woman has a movie originally slated for a man retooled for her. Not many if any I bet.

The Brange rule.

hmmm,ok.a simply reply to another fan get moderated but the troll with the virus and nasty link got through.

@ loonheartbreak @ 03/01/2009 at 5:50 pm

so you changed your name again?where are the 500$ you owe the MIR foundation??????stupid troll.

loonheartbreak @ 03/01/2009 at 5:50 pm
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lmao. dj/shitzy, you lost your bet again. Go scream at ocean. :lol:

to the FF demon @ 03/01/2009 at 6:05 pm

loonheartbreak @ 03/01/2009 at 5:50 pm

Must have taken you time to round up every lie ever created and post them. You even added lies of your own like Brad is still presently married to the rebound chin when that sad time in his life ended in 2005. See that’s how you stamped your ID and outed yourself as an FF denizen. Only those posting there still live in 2005.

Guess FF was not popping for you today so you had to drag your filth with you over here.

You didn’t bother to cloak yourself with a white robe today.

Makes you easy to identify.

You do know that the FBI and other law enforcement including international monitor for threats, right? As well as private investigators working for attorneys?

loonheartbreak @ 03/01/2009 at 5:50 pm
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Hey Shitzy, ya welshing loser, you owe $500 to MIR and $300 to Lylian. Pony up.

truthtiness @ 03/01/2009 at 6:09 pm

loonheartbreak @ 03/01/2009 at 5:50 pm

You are here regurgitating LIES and GARBAGE oh miserable vile one.

Brad and Angelina and their kids are living the best loving happy life ever.

YOU ARE OWNED FOUL ONE.

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Shitzy, you crack me up. You’ve had a raging hard-on for Brad for years now and you know there isn’t a hope in hell he’d give you the time of day, so now you pull some if-he-doesn’t-want-me-he’s-gotta-be-gay bullshit.
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He wouldn’t have a chance in hell if you ever got your stank mitts on him, Shitzy. Fifteen minutes with you would turn any man gay.

Hello to all JP fans,
Congratulations to Brad and Angie, to their producers and of course to all of us -JP fans around the world. Yes their movies are worthy winners in boxoffice world wide. :-) God bless the Jolie- Pitts.

lol, this crazy bi tch actually took the time to write 2 1/2 paragraphs of her meth induce paranoia,lol,go head crazy,lol

….and why does a troll need to write those paragraphs , hey just write a word or a letter like X period. don’t waste your time.

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 5:13 pm
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LOL. She’s no longer at the newspaper. Anyway it’s about the reaction the press corp gave when X went to present in front of Brad & Angelina. The press room gasped and some old timer said they never heard anything like it before. LOL.. For some reason I could not cut and paste that paragraph on to JJ….

Brad is back already, that must be the quickest turn around of all time. He must have half way mid air missed Angie and the kids so much, he asked the pilot to turn back and take him back to his sweetheart and darling kids. Trolls, I hope you’re all ashamed of yourselves today, you’re getting sloppy with your lies, may be you should all start eating dog food like your idol, it might help you generate brain cells so next time you spread lies you actually think it through first and you’re not found out so soon — hahahaha

#203..you are a sick, vile, demented, perverted, twisted cretin!

Don’t forget to report abuse people instead of responding to them. If you don’t, I will.

Whoa karma is eating a dog biscuit while trying to pimp your lame dog movie. Mama Angie was treated like royalty in Japan and Baby Jane is resorting to stupid pet tricks. Works for me.

Love you Brad!!!

http://adage.com/columns/article?article_id=134927

The Effects of ‘Benjamin Button’ Will Be Coming to Ads Near You
Oscar Winner Digital Domain Offers a Glimpse of the Future

Pitt (the whole Pitt) was also shot by multiple cameras while performing the role of Button and DD artists matched the CG expressions to his overall live-action performance. And then? Well, they retargeted Pitt’s captured expressions onto CG versions of the appropriately-aged maquettes — hand animating where necessary to get the nuances right. There was more — DD faced monumental challenges in things such as tracking, compositing and lighting, in many cases building proprietary systems to do so.

DD is working on projects that will advance the tech used on Button. “It’ll be difficult to do a less realistic character now,” says DD Exec VP-Production Ed Ulbrich.

And yes, you will see the technology used in commercials. “With computer-based visuals there’s a belief that anything is possible as long as you have enough time, money and resources,” says Ulbrich. “In advertising there’s just never enough. It’s a big advantage for our advertising clients to have tools available to them that would otherwise be cost- and time-prohibitive to develop for a single spot or campaign.”

The Fashion Team on TV Guide LOOOOOOOVEEEES what Brad & Angelina wore to the Oscars. They are gushing about it again.

Do NOT OPEN GULI #190 Virus . Somene is using Guli’s name again. JJ please delete.

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 7:05 pm

Okay folks…here’s the deal on the tabloid report…
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It’s long…and it’s not finished…and I didn’t want to deal with Jared’s moderation issues, so I created a blog on Blogger. I’ve posted the first part of the report, which covers the notOK mag. I’m still working on the second part that covers the US story. It may or may not be up later tonight. Then I’ve got a third, hopefully much shorter, part that will cover L&S, OuttaTouch and Star. DO NOT GET USED TO THIS! LOL! It’s taking up way too much of my time and that damned Blogger software sucks. I can’t get the format quite the way I want it and I’m sick of fiddling with it. So pardon the typos and layout…feel free to share it with the JJB folks and BAFans and whoever else you think will care…
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http://tabloidreport.blogspot.com/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1158344/Am-I-old-dangly-earrings.html

I’m always happy to see a new season catwalk look that I know I can pull off. In this case I feel I could do it blindfolded. I love big earrings.

Maybe it’s because they remind me of my teens, when my simple style formula boiled down to Big Earrings With Everything. (This was the Eighties, remember. Clipping on something dazzling, weighty, the length of a ruler, preferably from Butler & Wilson was considered, the height of chic.)

Maybe it’s because my favourite fashion image puts them firmly in the picture: imagine Kate Moss in black and white, her mussed-up, sun-streaked hair blowing about as a huge pair of diamond earrings swing from her lobes with an energy all their own. Oh, the carefree glamour!

Should you wear shoulder grazers when you are the wrong side of 30?

Absolutely: statement jewellery looks best (not to mention real – you might actually be able to afford it) worn with a measure of confident maturity.

At the Oscars, the success of Angelina Jolie’s red-carpet look hung on the size of the huge emeralds dangling from her ears.

Think of the fabulous (50+) Anjelica Huston or the frankly awesome (60 +) Diane von Furstenburg – both women do not shy from swinging a couple of chandeliers from their lobes.

That is the wonder of fashion. The catwalk can throw plenty of curve balls (bandage dresses, harem pants anyone?) but it can also provide the nuggets that give every woman a fighting chance, even in real life.

IMDB’ers has BB and Changeling at 8+ rating. Top 250.

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 7:07 pm

# 205 loonheartbreak @ 03/01/2009 at 5:50 pm
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I see someone has missed their evening dose of Thorazine…

pink roses @ 03/01/2009 at 7:08 pm

#219.. Brad said he has never been happier in his life. He said Angie is “his great love”.

He was very unhappy with X, that’s why he was seeing a therapist form the time the met her He has no need for a therapist now. He is with the love of his life.

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 7:10 pm

# 215 Frenchy @ 03/01/2009 at 6:47 pm
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LOL. She’s no longer at the newspaper. Anyway it’s about the reaction the press corp gave when X went to present in front of Brad & Angelina. The press room gasped and some old timer said they never heard anything like it before. LOL.. For some reason I could not cut and paste that paragraph on to JJ….
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As for the gasping thing…that was reported the night of the Oscars. Liz undoubtedly read about it elsewhere and thought it sounded good, so she included it her piece, too. Whatever, Liz…

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 7:11 pm

Un-fcuking-real…my post about the tabloid report went into moderation!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1158344/Am-I-old-dangly-earrings.html

Success: 33-year-old Angelina Jolie’s huge emerald earrings were a winner on the red carpet at the Oscar’s

Should you wear shoulder grazers when you are the wrong side of 30?

Absolutely: statement jewellery looks best (not to mention real – you might actually be able to afford it) worn with a measure of confident maturity.

At the Oscars, the success of Angelina Jolie’s red-carpet look hung on the size of the huge emeralds dangling from her ears.

Think of the fabulous (50+) Anjelica Huston or the frankly awesome (60 +) Diane von Furstenburg – both women do not shy from swinging a couple of chandeliers from their lobes.

That is the wonder of fashion. The catwalk can throw plenty of curve balls (bandage dresses, harem pants anyone?) but it can also provide the nuggets that give every woman a fighting chance, even in real life.

To you Jared and all the JP fans here, A BIG THANK YOU !!!
This is my last comment in this site. I am forever a fan of Jolie- Pitt. :-)

pink roses @ 03/01/2009 at 7:12 pm

passing through, who gasped , and why?

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 7:14 pm

Instead of trying to submit the info about the tab report again…and having it go into moderation again…I e-mailed Jared and asked him to release it from moderation…

s @ 03/01/2009 at 1:19 pm
I wish he were aging gracefully like George Clooney. It looks like his soccer team of kids is taking a toll on him.
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Angie is not complaining, likes him the way he is. Go worry about maniston who is in Germany all alone and miserable, with all the money she has invested in peeboy you would expect him to be there with her giving her his support instead he remined in the US fantasising about a night with Megan Fox.

pink roses @ 03/01/2009 at 7:15 pm

I also wonder why some idiot cameraman would put the camera on Angie and Brad, when X was up on the stage. He had to be an idiot.

alexanderina @ 03/01/2009 at 7:16 pm

Congrats to Brad and everyone associated with CCOBB. Over $300 millions that is awesome.

Also congrats to Angie and Clint on Changeling getting over the $100 million mark, awesome

Thanks bdj for the news articles and links

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 7:18 pm

# 232 pink roses @ 03/01/2009 at 7:12 pm
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The media in the press room at the Oscars gasped when X went out on stage. They were all waiting for the big showdown that didn’t happen. They should know by know that Brad & Angie aren’t going to waste their time with X and that X is too big of a weenie to go up to them and talk to them.

Sad day when junk like that can sneak pass moderation and good articles and the anticipated tab report can get trapped in moderation double h LL.
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passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 7:07 pm

# 205 loonheartbreak @ 03/01/2009 at 5:50 pm
.I see someone has missed their evening dose of Thorazine…

realA L I S S A @ 1:26 pm—Brad has gotten out of prison in early 2005 to be exact,and since then has been enjoying his much deserved freedom with the love of his life and their numerous children.While the ****** person who has been torturing him during that time pretty much is still lurking,hoping for a reconciliation,but much to her consternation,he ain’t budging.Go Brad,enjoy your freedom,having a family is something to behold and to cherish forever!!!

I actually am totally glad that the camera zoomed on Angelina during Maniston’s presentation. Angelina had a beautiful smile on and she seemed relaxed, not nervous like Maniston was. At least this way it’s documented on film that there was no “evil eye” from Angelina’s part. The tabs will still lie, but millions of people saw with their own eyes Brad and Angelina’s reactions. I am also glad It was the funny Jack Black telling a joke and not some boring presenter (cough, Maniston by herself, cough), because Angelina wouldn’t be smiling, and her even neutral expression would be taken for something mean towards Maniston, and she would be criticized for it. All is well that ends well as far as i am concerned.

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Well you’re sh*t outa luck, honey, because they’re not going to break up to please you, so go throw yourself under a speeding bus and put yourself out of your eternal misery. Good fcuking riddance.

loonheartbreak @ 03/01/2009 at 5:50 pm

You have been chanting this since when, 2005? LOL

PT, your tab report is in Moderation? And that “dot tk” poster and liliwon’tshutup got by? What’s wrong, Jared?

Yeah it was good to see Angelina be sweet, calm and zen as she usually is and Aniston all manic, nervous and pathetic like she usually is. The public saw the truth. Tabloids can not spin what the whole world saw.

RunAndTellThat @ 03/01/2009 at 7:44 pm

ATTENTION ALL BRANGELINA FANS!!!!

On CNN Showbiz Tonight there question of the day was. Jennifer and John will they become more popular than Brad and Angelina? Please call in to the show at 1-888-SBT-BUZZ OR go to the website and vote. They will have the results on Mondays show.

Team Jolie-Pitt

O, great master PT, where is the tab report? this humble follower is waiting for your post.

RunAndTellThat @ 03/01/2009 at 7:44 pm

Um who cares? and only 12 year olds repond to those kind of questions. That show is really wtf? They should be reporting the next projects of celebs but no they have to be as douche as ever.

Oh dear, that cnn poll again. WHO CARES.
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piper, with a low @ 03/01/2009 at 8:04 pm

# 176 Frenchy @ 03/01/2009 at 4:56 pm
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Liz Smith was talking about the current state of the gossip game on Reliable Sources this morning. But the thing that jumped out at me was when the moderator asked her about the Donald/Ivana divorce from the 80s; he said that Cindy Adams seemed to take Donald’s side while Liz took Ivana’s. Liz said something to the effect that she really didn’t take Ivana’s side — it was more about her having access to Ivana’s camp at that particular time.

Cook, are you lurking? @ 03/01/2009 at 8:07 pm

(waving white flag)
I know you like sports and there will be a bout between Manny Pacquiao and Ricky Hatton May 2nd. Who’s your bet? They are equal in strength, almost the same in height and in reach. Same age bracket. So, who is your pick to win? Well, you know me. My guy is Manny “the mexicutioner.” He is London now for the promotion and stuff.
— Missy —-

Passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 8:08 pm

I went off to do get my laundry out of the dryer and while I was goine I was hoping Jared would read his e-mail and release my post…but no such luck…
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Soooooo….I’m trying this again…but you’ll probably have to cut-and-paste the link at the end of the post…
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Okay folks…here’s the deal on the tabloid report…
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It’s long…and it’s not finished…and I didn’t want to deal with Jared’s moderation issues,

so I created a blog on Blogger. I’ve posted the first part of the report, which covers the

notOK mag. I’m still working on the second part that covers the US story. It may or may not be

up later tonight. Then I’ve got a third, hopefully much shorter, part that will cover L&S,

OuttaTouch and Star. DO NOT GET USED TO THIS! LOL! It’s taking up way too much of my time and

that damned Blogger software sucks. I can’t get the format quite the way I want it and I’m

sick of fiddling with it. So pardon the typos and layout…feel free to share it with the JJB

folks and BAFans and whoever else you think will care…
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tabloidreport.blogspot.com/

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 8:13 pm

I went off to do get my laundry out of the dryer and while I was goine I was hoping Jared would read his e-mail and release my post…but no such luck…
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I submitted my post it again…and into moderation it went….
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Alright…here’s the deal…the tab report is long and only partially finished. Instead of dealing with moderation issues here or creating a PDF or some other way ot post it…I bit the bullet and created a blog on Blogger…that software sucks, but I’m not intending to use it forever, so whatever…
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The thing is – I think it’s the link that’s causing the moderation problems, so I’ll give it to you in pieces and you need to remove the spaces when you copy the link…
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tabloidreport . blogspot . com
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You don’t need the http part because your browser will automatically resolve that part of the address…

loonheartbreak @ 03/01/2009 at 5:50 pm
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Someone has been reading IUC and has been eating every single word of it alot lately. :lol:
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Hon! Even FFers has been calling him off his made up stories lately. Sources have told him Angie has been visiting his blog 100 times a day. What does this shout? I want attention. Give me one! right? :roll:

Fans. Since i have visited that IUC blog , i’m telling you what that poster was talking were all from IUC’s blog and what he has been raging about. He doesn’t have any shame at all. I contacted Angie’s lawyer last week , but so far , i got no answer.

Just saw this thread and haven’t had time to catch up on the thread.

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But YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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You mean Brad wasn’t in Paris?? Or Cologne or wherever, on bended kneeS begging for bj to please give him another chance and he’ll even bring Shiloh and the twins, (but not Mad, Pax and Z!!!)

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ROTFLMAO

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 8:27 pm

Okay…I give…I’ve posted it 3 times and it’s gone into moderation each time…
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I don’t have a JJB account, so I’ll post the link on that Yahoo group that I created a while back. Anyone with access to that can put the link on JJB if you have an account there.

poor baby jane (lol bdj i love that moniker)

Boris Beckers proposal live on Wetten,dass..? stole her german media coverage for next week.it really sucks to be x these days.

loonheartbreak @ 03/01/2009 at 5:50 pm
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I know it is hard for you and the rest of the trolls to accept the fact Brad will never go back to horseface. All the more heart breaking because of the reality check hitting hoseface right now. The fact that peeboy is unreliable and their relationship has no fairytale ending. Instead of being with her in Germany, he is home pining for Megan Fox while she is alone and lonely in Germany. Brad and Angie on the order hand are having a wonderful time with their six gorgeous children. It makes you feel a little bit bitter and jealous so you fabricate this story like all your other stories in the past full of lies and inuendos which will be proven to be lies just like the rest of them. If you find it hard to sleep at night, don’t forget your prozac, it will ease the pain and make you feel better —– even if it is for a few hours. You wouldn’t want to be declared totally insane —— would you?

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 8:40 pm

# 256 Chibiusa @ 03/01/2009 at 8:35 pm

poor baby jane (lol bdj i love that moniker)

Boris Beckers proposal live on Wetten,dass..? stole her german media coverage for next week.it really sucks to be x these days.
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Who the hell is Boris marrying now? He was engaged to some chick last year and called off the wedding. Is it the same girl or has Boris been cheating again?

…oh geeh!…something worthy of talkin about…if this fight happens?…my pick isn’t simple…it is this…the kid with the hardest chin and is quickest, who sticks to his game plan will prevail…now, that being said, manny is the quickest and he can get outta the way of punches and he is disciplined to stick to his strategy plus he is coming off a major win…however, hatton(sp) can take a punch and walk through it, but he isn’t quick and he tends to follow the fight and take punishment and his last major fight was a lost…his emotions are strong and determined but I think can’t pull him through…europeans don’t seem to have heart but everything else…manny seems to have heart and hatton has his pints at his parent’s pub…I’m not a betta but I appreciate the bouts…p.s., I’m not the fighter at jareds…

the real first and last post @ 03/01/2009 at 8:40 pm

bringing this over from last thread…no wonder it was so slow…you’re all here!

I discovered this on the Aniston thread and wanted all JP supporters to know that I would never have posted nor will EVER post such dribble.

to the imposter:
This just shows what a scum bottom dweller you are. When I find out your real name…you will be exposed and trust me I plan on hunting YOU down like the cockroach that you are through jared’s help.
This is not me…
from 2-28-09 JA is cologne cute

176first & last post @ 02/28/2009 at 9:12 pm
oons give it a rest. Jolie and Pitt don’t have any class. Angelina has been busted for her media manipulation, back room deals, and frantic efforts to force feed the public news that makes her look like a humanitarian. She would have been better to plant leaks that have her looking like a decent person. The majority of people are hip to her and sick of her stunts. People are offended that this tramp would try to manipulate them into accepting her as a virtuous person. She and Pitt have become jokes. They look fake, irresponsible, and utterly self-involved. That is, when Jolie was not using her children, her dead mother, or her bold adventures in breast feeding to generate self-serving headlines. Jolie and Pitt have more class than Aniston? Mention the two of them and people start rolling their eyes and shaking their heads. Now people are actively rooting against them. Go ahead Loons and make your jokes about desperation, chins, age, fertility, acting grade, film connections, and plastic surgery. It does not work anymore. There is no one more pathological, lampooned, and disgusting than Angelina Jolie. And no one more of a coward and creep than the cuckolded Brad Pitt. Jennifer is wonderful. She is happy and now enjoying her life with a smarter, truly talented, more genuine, and hotter man. At this juncture, Jolie looks like she is getting prepared for a role in the next Corpse Bride. Pitt looks like he is getting ready to play Archie Bunker.
#216 first and last post @ 03/01/2009 at 4:13 pm
Re: 176 first & last post @ 02/28/2009 at 9:12 pm
Whoever you are…knock it off. This is not me and any JP supporter would know this. Stop using my name NOW. I’m reporting you to jared and have asked him to flip to your real name.

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 8:43 pm

# 260 the real first and last post @ 03/01/2009 at 8:40 pm
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Hey FALP -
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Congrats! Welcome to the Stole ID Club!

katrina515 @ 03/01/2009 at 8:45 pm

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ellie2 @ 03/01/2009 at 7:02 pm

he seems so old and unhappy since he’s with the fucklina…. i hope they end soon, just for his mental health and star status, nothing to do wuth the great jennifer aniston. she’s much better without him

christ, if she is MUCH BETTER without him, it is horrifying to imagine what she would have been like with him – no wonder he took a walk.

I think some words in posts put people in moderation. There is one actress’ name that will always put you in moderation. I can’t write it bcuz I’ll be in moderation :)

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 8:40 pm

# 256 Chibiusa @ 03/01/2009 at 8:35 pm

poor baby jane (lol bdj i love that moniker)

Boris Beckers proposal live on Wetten,dass..? stole her german media coverage for next week.it really sucks to be x these days.
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Who the hell is Boris marrying now? He was engaged to some chick last year and called off the wedding. Is it the same girl or has Boris been cheating again?
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he dumped sandy(the blonde one) last year and took back lilly (the dark one).
he is sure that lilly is the only one for him.the german media is going gaga…haha

destiny fulfilled @ 03/01/2009 at 8:52 pm

I don’t get the ppl that continue to attack Brad and Angelina for being in love and having a family. According to Sheryl Crow their idol did not get dump. Their idol filed for divorce. Their idol said Brad was not the love of her life. So if all of this is true. Why shouldn’t he move on and find his “great love”. I know it is painful to see Brad head over heels in love with Angelina. Destiny Fulfilled.

Team Jolie-Pitt

Boris Boris @ 03/01/2009 at 8:57 pm

Chibiusa @ 03/01/2009 at 8:49 pm

What? Boris is back with the dark haired GF he had for years? Since when? And now he is engaged to her? Didn’t the blond who is the daughter of his deceased manager just dump him?

Boris is really going through a midlife crisis. He was a truly great tennis player but his pesonal life is mighty messed up.

OT I just tried to type in that actresses name and it went into moderation. I noticed also that the winner of Best Picture this year will put you in moderation. It’s the second word of that movie title that is the no no.

katrina515 @ 03/01/2009 at 8:59 pm

destiny fulfilled @ 03/01/2009 at 8:52 pm

I don’t get the ppl that continue to attack Brad and Angelina for being in love and having a family.

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It’s because these saps identify with sad sack professional victims such as Aniston. She’s actually not a victim, but a volunteer.

de Cosmos @ 03/01/2009 at 9:00 pm

Has Jared outsourced all of it to India?

Hope you ignore all those posts comparing Angie with just anybody specially the one you now are calling Baby Jane. It is like comparing a delicious apple to a rotten tomato.

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 9:06 pm

# 268 Boris Boris @ 03/01/2009 at 8:57 pm
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Chibiusa @ 03/01/2009 at 8:49 pm

What? Boris is back with the dark haired GF he had for years? Since when? And now he is engaged to her? Didn’t the blond who is the daughter of his deceased manager just dump him?

Boris is really going through a midlife crisis. He was a truly great tennis player but his pesonal life is mighty messed up.
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Boris has alway suffered from “The grass is greener on the other side of the street” syndrome. Remember his first wife, Barbara? Beautiful, beautiful woman. Gave up her modeling career to hold his hand and rub his back while he played. Went everwhere with him…for a good reason because the few times they were apart Boris cheated like crazy. The man is never satisfied with the woman he has.

some bunny @ 03/01/2009 at 9:07 pm

Wow that IUC site !! Geez talk about obsessive people and haters. I was shocked to know that people out there go to all that trouble, I mean pages and pages and hours of reading, just to hate on Brad and hurt Angelina. Wow, what did Angelina Joie ever do to personally effect these harpies? Oh Yeah she gets noticed for EVERYTHING!

Tab REPORT! @ 03/01/2009 at 9:07 pm

While everyone is waiting for PT’s Tab Report to come out of moderation, I thought I would post a few paragraphs from Us Weakly “INSIDE THE SHOWDOWN” to temporarily satiate the masses (text is verbatim from the mag):

CALCULATED MOVES

Off camera, Aniston never interacted with her two Hollywood nemeses — and that was no accident. (This despite the fact that Jolie once said she would “welcome a meeting” with Aniston ) According to sources, Aniston (who was escorted by Mayer) had a plan to keep her distance. As Pitt and Jolie casually made their way down the red carpet, Aniston and the singer sneaked in through a back entrance.
“The producers wanted her appearance to be one of the surprises,” one source tells Us. Yet Mayer –never one to shy away from attention — quashed any mystery when he confirmed to a reporter five days before the event, “I’m going to the Oscars…It’s my first being an Oscar boyfriend.

Inside, the seating arrangement resembled a game of musical chairs. After Aniston presented, she joined Mayer in the second row of the front section — 15 seats to the right of Pitt. At first, “The producers wanted to make sure Jen and Brad were closer to each other, but her team said no way,” a source tells Us. A source close to the “Marley and Me” actress questions why Aniston, a non-nominee, chose to sit in the audience in the first place. (Other presenters, such as Daniel Craig, beelined for afterparties post podium.) Indeed, Mayer and Aniston were sitting behind nominee Sean Penn, next to nominee Josh Brolin and in front of lesser-known best actor nominee Richard Jenkins. “She stayed to get the attention,” the source says.

And it worked. On a night when Jolie and Pitt would ordinarily be the full center of attention toasting their great year (two Oscar noms! Twins! General hotness!), the actors instead found themselves undercut by Aniston’s buzzed-about presence. The usually unflappable Pitt — who has seen the two women snipe passive-aggressively at each other through the years — even lost his legendary cool. When asked politely about Aniston’s appearance by an Us reporter, he snapped, “Don’t do this. Just don’t do this, please … You’ve got to let it go! Just let it go. Just stop!”

Still, Pitt — who could have extended a public olive brance by greeting Aniston — took pains to ignore her. When out of their seats, they made sure not to run into each other in the common areas. (For example, Aniston and Mayer were never in the green room at the same time as Pitt and Jolie.) Even their postshow exits were timed: Exactly four minutes after Pitt and Jolie left the Kodak Theatre holding hands, an onlooker says that Aniston and Mayer were escorted out through the same ground-floor exit. Pitt and Jolie then went directly home to their six children. “They did not want to play into the Jen drama and go out after,” the source says.

Aniston, on the other hand, had much to celebrate: Having finally conquered the Brangelina beast, she and Mayer headed to the high-profile Vanity Fair party, where Mayer wrapped his arm around her waist on the red carpet and announced to photographers , “We’re dates.” A beaming Aniston — who in December, complained about “this insatiable need to know about my personal life” — then exclaimed in agreement, “Yeah, we’re dates!”

Yep if you use Baby Jane’s real name, you go into moderation. I’m not one for conspiracies, but it is very interesting. JMO.

Manny is known to be a fair fighter. I really don’t know anything about Hatton. some say he’s a dirty player maybe not as dirty as the ear biter. I hope he won’t head butt manny. Or bites him. O h*ll, I dunno if I’m excited or scared. mixed emotions for my boy. . .

Boris Boris @ 03/01/2009 at 8:57 pm

yep,poor guy is engaged to lilly,his longtime girlfriend.she took him back just few days after the blonde one dumped him.
welcome to the crazy world of Boris Becker!

I’ll switch to Baby Jane too. Love the name you give Aniston, bdj. I’m trying to see if I will be moderated or not. Hehehehe.

Boy, as handsome as he is, was, he’s looking older and beat. Enough with the Newspaper boy cap too! Put this pic here next to Tom Cruise’s recent pic’s on here, and guess what? NO contest, and I never though I’d say that, but Tom got better with age, boy did he, what a face and bod..Tom looks like a model, he also dresses fantastic……Brad looks beat…and not anywhere near the handsome Cruise.

um @ 03/01/2009 at 8:46 pm
I wish whenever someone writes in X’s name that it went into moderation he**

Oh well, i just tried to post a Tab Report from Us Weakly (sooo good) but mine went into moderation as well. Best line was from a usually unflappable Brad who lost his legendary cool when an Us reporter tried to draw him into the Jen drama by asking him about Aniston’s appearance. Brad: “Don’t do this. Just don’t do this, please…You’ve got to let it go! Just let it go. Just stop!”

PT, i always thought he was searching for someone like Barbara Becker.Barbara herself is engaged to someone else.
well ,after hearing that,i guess poor Boris got jealous and proposed to the blonde one.but she was so immature,it didnt last.well,then he crawled back to lilly.

Sci Fi man has gone under the knife. Robotwife next.

Thanks 4Q.
That’s long, PT.
Will be back later for the comments. I need to digest it :-D

Theres so many hypocrites out threre and it’s sickening. People blab on and on about the JP children like we see them once a week or something, when actually we are lucky maybe once every other month if that. They all ran to tmz and posted thier kids picture for the world to see, funny how it’s okay for them but not the JP children.

um @ 03/01/2009 at 7:56 pm RunAndTellThat @ 03/01/2009 at 7:44 pm

Um who cares? and only 12 year olds repond to those kind of questions. That show is really wtf? They should be reporting the next projects of celebs but no they have to be as douche as ever.

I agree with you too um, I don’t care much for silly polls because they only want hits to their sites. I don’t have the need to run to every site and defend the JP because it’s silly. They’ll outshine the others hands down everytime.

well..... @ 03/01/2009 at 9:24 pm

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20262297,00.html
People mag has a story about Boris Becker and a picture of his gf. She is really pretty. I bet X was upset that she was on the same show and overshadowed her.

RunandTellThat…..
Those polls aren’t even accurate anyhow. You can keep refreshing and vote thousands of times per person. I simply don’t have the time and energy.

QQQQ @ 03/01/2009 at 9:11 pm

PT’s report

http://tabloidreport.blogspot.com/

PT YOU ARE A F+++ING GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGHS!

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 9:29 pm

# 278 QQQQ @ 03/01/2009 at 9:11 pm
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WTF? Why did it work for you and not for me?

Please @ 03/01/2009 at 8:20 pm “I contacted Angie’s lawyer last week , but so far , i got no answer.”
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You’re a nut! I’m sure you’re at the top of her lawyer’s list to call back. Yeah, her lawyer is going to call some crazy obsessed internet nut back. HAHAHAHA!!! You crack me up, you are probably keeping an eye on that caller i.d. just waiting for you call. HAHAHAHA!

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118000696.html?categoryid=13&cs=1

“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” may have walked away without the big kudos from the Academy Awards after being nominated in top categories, but the Paramount/Warner Bros. film is turning into a worldwide curiosity. Over the weekend a foreign gross of $13.4 million sent “Button” over the $300 million mark, and the pic remained No. 1 for the fourth consecutive weekend.

“Button’s” foreign cume is $176.2 million (domestic is $125.4 million). Japan’s become the top foreign market for “Button,” declining only 13% over the weekend to $1.8 million for a $20.7 million cume.

Thanks for posting. Too funny. That is a good idea for PT to start a blog.
Thanks Passing Through.
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QQQQ @ 03/01/2009 at 9:11 pm

PT’s report

http://tabloidreport.blogspot.com/

I’ve been a fan of Angelina forever and Brad for the last five years. I simply adore them and their beautiful family. They’ve done nothing wrong so I don’t see what the big deal is supporting them and wishing them well. They are simply the most beautiful couple ever. You can hate and scream all you want to but their love and ours outshine you anyday.

I’ve been a fan of Angelina forever and Brad for the last five years. I simply adore them and their beautiful family. They’ve done nothing wrong so I don’t see what the big deal is supporting them and wishing them well. They are simply the most beautiful couple ever. You can hate and scream all you want to but their love and ours outshine you anyday.

May be it is me but I am more mad than happy to read Jennifer elle interview as usual she has to talk about the divorce and said no villan to herion that is too late b*tch. II rembeber she was signing team t-***** now she say no sides?

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 9:34 pm

# 288 well….. @ 03/01/2009 at 9:24 pm
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http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20262297,00.html
People mag has a story about Boris Becker and a picture of his gf. She is really pretty. I bet X was upset that she was on the same show and overshadowed her.
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I remember this girl now because the first time I saw her I noticed that she looks like his first wife. If he hadn’t screwed that up maybe he wouldn’t need to keep finding look-alikes!

sorry too much mistake

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 9:37 pm

# 286 Missy @ 03/01/2009 at 9:21 pm
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Thanks 4Q.
That’s long, PT.
Will be back later for the comments. I need to digest it
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My suggestion is that if you’re frustrated with Jared’s moderation situation, just get a Gmail account and post your tab report comments over at the Blogger site.
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BTW – I typed up the US story, but I need to insert my comments. I’ve been busy today, so that’s why I said it may not get posted tonight. I should have it up tomorrow sometime…

My last post was placed in moderation. lets see if this comes through.

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an oldie @ 03/01/2009 at 7:32 pm

I actually am totally glad that the camera zoomed on Angelina during Maniston’s presentation. Angelina had a beautiful smile on and she seemed relaxed, not nervous like Maniston was. At least this way it’s documented on film that there was no “evil eye” from Angelina’s part. The tabs will still lie, but millions of people saw with their own eyes Brad and Angelina’s reactions. I am also glad It was the funny Jack Black telling a joke and not some boring presenter (cough, Maniston by herself, cough), because Angelina wouldn’t be smiling, and her even neutral expression would be taken for something mean towards Maniston, and she would be criticized for it. All is well that ends well as far as i am concerned.
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ITAWY. Also, for some reason for me, that whole oscar showdown just made x stop being x and become pbgf. I note the discussion of what to call x. For myself, aniston is now pp for peepot. But whether pbgf or x or baby jane or baby pain, LOL, I’ll know what you all mean!!

Geez the troll with the different names is having a meltdown. Can’t diss Papa Pitt in one post and then claim to be worried about the fans here. The troll gives new meaning to split personality nutjob Stick to Baby Jane’s thread troll. “Nice hair and casual style” is all your feeble brain can handle.

Tom Cruise? The Gay Midget Dwarf? He looks better because he had plastic surgery. Yuck. Nothing turns me off more than a man who had plastic surgeries. Michael Douglas is another one. Tiny Tom was not seen for several weeks last fall when KH was in NY by herself doing her Broadway show. He went under the knife and needed time to recuperate.

Observer2 @ 03/01/2009 at 9:40 pm

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 9:29 pm
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Thanks PT and 4Q. ROTLMAO at not OK! For some reason that is the only one that showed up for me. Not the rest. But, what I read, it’s no wonder notOK’s sales are down.

Let me test this:

Slumdog M i l l i o n a i r e

time4meds@9:18 pm—calm down,you are taking it sooo seriously.You are right,some of us are over 15 years old,but who cares.Like me,I’m having fun.It’s you who should take your medicine,take thorazine to keep you from having a convulsive personality for pete’s sake!

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 9:29 pm

# 278 QQQQ @ 03/01/2009 at 9:11 pm
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WTF? Why did it work for you and not for me?
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Did u do one for LIES WEAKLY as well?

I tried to post this in the last thread but was put in moderation:
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By this time, the red carpet was a sea of tuxedos and gowns, the regular (read: non-celebrity) Academy members shuffling through en masse on one side of a velvet rope and the stars stopping to greet the press, pose for pictures and wave to the fans on the other. Eventually it got to the point where there were so many celebrities that we lost track of them: Anne Hathaway! Penelope Cruz! Beyonce! Sophia Loren! All stunning. We cheered for each one, and the excitement built.
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But then there was a palpable change in the air, in the very energy of the place. It suddenly was very quiet and the red carpet became somehow less crowded. We all craned our necks to see who was about to enter. Then a man in a tuxedo strode onto the carpet, smiling, his arm in the air, and we all leapt to our feet, screaming. It was Brad Pitt, followed closely by Angelina Jolie. The flashbulbs and fervor that accompanied this couple was completely unprecedented on a carpet filled with Hollywood’s biggest stars. Their arrival and the frenzy that followed felt like a truly authentic Hollywood moment — if there is such a thing. It’s how I imagine it must have felt to see Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart or Katharine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy. Jolie was stunningly beautiful. Pitt laughed and rolled his eyes at us.
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One of the more remarkable sights of the day was the nominees who remained on the red carpet in the midst of the Brangelina madness. Nearly everyone cleared off, presumably to avoid looking B-list in the face of such superstardom. But Kate Winslet and Ron Howard both arrived before the power couple and both were still there, graciously speaking with the press and interacting with the fans, long after Pitt and Jolie entered the Kodak Theatre and the show was about to start.
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http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2009/mar/01/red-carpet-treatment-lawrence-residents-view-oscar/

Tiny tom becomes a botox plastic surgery queen like his ex-wife. :lol:

Master Passing Through (kowtowing 3 times)
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You are genius! Are you gonna do ALL the tabs? Are we asking too much? PRETTY PLEASE?

some bunny @ 03/01/2009 at 9:07 pm
Wow that IUC site !! Geez talk about obsessive people and haters.
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Well, you should know, Shitzy. I mean, you spend all your waking hours on that site when you aren’t posting crap on here.

(((((CLAP CLAP CLAP))))) BRAVO PT

THE TAB REPORT WAS HILARIOUS!!! YOUR BEST TO DATE!!

Hot Damn, still in moderation:

try again:

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By this time, the red carpet was a sea of tuxedos and gowns, the regular (read: non-celebrity) Academy members shuffling through en masse on one side of a velvet rope and the stars stopping to greet the press, pose for pictures and wave to the fans on the other. Eventually it got to the point where there were so many celebrities that we lost track of them: Anne Hathaway! Penelope Cruz! Beyonce! Sophia Loren! All stunning. We cheered for each one, and the excitement built.
But then there was a palpable change in the air, in the very energy of the place. It suddenly was very quiet and the red carpet became somehow less crowded. We all craned our necks to see who was about to enter. Then a man in a tuxedo strode onto the carpet, smiling, his arm in the air, and we all leapt to our feet, screaming. It was Brad Pitt, followed closely by Angelina Jolie. The flashbulbs and fervor that accompanied this couple was completely unprecedented on a carpet filled with Hollywood’s biggest stars. Their arrival and the frenzy that followed felt like a truly authentic Hollywood moment — if there is such a thing. It’s how I imagine it must have felt to see Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart or Katharine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy. Jolie was stunningly beautiful. Pitt laughed and rolled his eyes at us.
One of the more remarkable sights of the day was the nominees who remained on the red carpet in the midst of the Brangelina madness. Nearly everyone cleared off, presumably to avoid looking B-list in the face of such superstardom. But Kate Winslet and Ron Howard both arrived before the power couple and both were still there, graciously speaking with the press and interacting with the fans, long after Pitt and Jolie entered the Kodak Theatre and the show was about to start.

OK modify and try again:

But then there was a palpable change in the air, in the very energy of the place. It suddenly was very quiet and the red carpet became somehow less crowded. We all craned our necks to see who was about to enter. Then a man in a tuxedo strode onto the carpet, smiling, his arm in the air, and we all leapt to our feet, screaming. It was Brad Pitt, followed closely by Angelina Jolie. The flashbulbs and fervor that accompanied this couple was completely unprecedented on a carpet filled with Hollywood’s biggest stars. Their arrival and the frenzy that followed felt like a truly authentic Hollywood moment — if there is such a thing. It’s how I imagine it must have felt to see Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart or Katharine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy. Jolie was stunningly beautiful. Pitt laughed and rolled his eyes at us.

Its a conspiracy!!!

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But then there was a palpable change in the air, in the very energy of the place. It suddenly was very quiet and the red carpet became somehow less crowded. We all craned our necks to see who was about to enter. Then a man in a tuxedo strode onto the carpet, smiling, his arm in the air, and we all leapt to our feet, screaming. It was Brad Pitt, followed closely by Angelina Jolie. The flashbulbs and fervor that accompanied this couple was completely unprecedented on a carpet filled with Hollywood’s biggest stars. Their arrival and the frenzy that followed felt like a truly authentic Hollywood moment — if there is such a thing. It’s how I imagine it must have felt to see Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart or Katharine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy. Jolie was stunningly beautiful. Pitt laughed and rolled his eyes at us.

PassingThrough, that was funny but true.

PassingThrough, that was funny but true.

Try again:

But then there was a palpable change in the air, in the very energy of the place. It suddenly was very quiet and the red carpet became somehow less crowded. We all craned our necks to see who was about to enter. Then a man in a tuxedo strode onto the carpet, smiling, his arm in the air, and we all leapt to our feet, screaming. It was Brad Pitt, followed closely by Angelina Jolie. The flashbulbs and fervor that accompanied this couple was completely unprecedented on a carpet filled with Hollywood’s biggest stars. Their arrival and the frenzy that followed felt like a truly authentic Hollywood moment — if there is such a thing. It’s how I imagine it must have felt to see Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart or Katharine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy. Jolie was stunningly beautiful. Pitt laughed and rolled his eyes at us.

4. Brad & Angie – Watching Jen, “Brad is delighted,” says Patti. “Like a kid watching fireworks.” And Angie: “There’s a grr in that facial position – a bit of tension.” (Sidebar of my own: Somebody can go to YouTube and look this up…but the picture they have – Brad stroking his goatee, Angie with a half-smile…but I think in the video you can see Angie sneak her hand onto Brad’s thigh and slowy inch her way towards heaven…Ether that or Brad farted just as X loosed her best Alex Forrest smile on him…)
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Is there really a video? Someboby please post the link?

Incredible. I’ve been place in moderation for the 4th time trying to post this little paragraph. LOL Try again:
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“But then, there was a palpable change in the air, in the very energy of the place. It suddenly was very quiet and the red carpet became somehow less crowded. We all craned our necks to see who was about to enter.
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Then a man in a tuxedo strode onto the carpet, smiling, his arm in the air and we all leapt to our feet, screaming.
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It was Brad Pitt, followed closely by Angelina jolie.
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The flashbulbs and fervor that accompanies this couple was completely unprecedented on a carpet filled with Hollywood’s biggest stars. Their arrival and the frenzy that followed felt like a truly authentic Hollywood moment – if there is such a thing. It’s how I imagine it must have felt to see Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart or Katherine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy.

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time4meds @ 03/01/2009 at 9:18 pm What a bunch of nuts! If Brad ever read this,hed double his security, do you know how you all sound??? Are you teens, like the girls who swoon for the Jonas Bros? How damn stupid, Oooooooh Brad…oooooh how perfect….you all are sounding so sick, and getting,sicker. Do you have his pic. over your beds? Damn, unreal!
no wonder every other star in ‘ugly’ ‘fugly’ and ‘fat’ and ‘beat’.. because your u know whats are so far up his u know what. funny thing is, like i said, if he ever read these postings, he’d like i, that you are all sick, because people ,unless your all 15 and I doubt it, it’s not normal, no way, no how.
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Look at this donkey ass hello Fugly Hens why don’t you go to FF website and you’ll know the real wackos. Those people there eat and sleep hating Angelina Jolie.. wjy don;t you go there and tell them their NUTS too. Oh i forgot you’re one of them OLD MAID JENHAGS!!

And you think you are normal???? hating on the fans just because we don’t like the THE BIG CHIN SHE-MAN.

The whole Jen going to the oscars for tabloids analysis is just plain silly and it undermines the work that other actors have been doing throughout the year. There simply was no drama but the tabloids think they can keep this drama up. Time people moved on.

185 passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 5:01 pm # 129 Brad at oscars –
doubt @ 03/01/2009 at 3:58 pm

Seeing the youtube video, when kate winslet got the oscar, brad didnt want to get up. He, unlike everyone in the room, remained seated.! In the video, AJ had to call his attention…so he got up. I thought very unpleaseant from his part…
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Personally I thought that was hilarious. Clearly Brad was tired of all the unnecessary standing ovations that night. Everytime someone won an award there was a standing O. It was ridiculous. Plus…I think someone must have told Brad what Kate said about him and Angie. Clearly Brad was NOT impressed or amused.
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What did she say about Brad and Angie, please?

OT
You might be interested in this, “The Untold Story”

http://sixtyminutes.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=757655

dulcinea13 @ 03/01/2009 at 11:38 pm

From PT’s tab report
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“I’m pretty sure I explained Brad’s smile the other night. It involved Angie dyeing his gray cr*tch hairs with her tongue…”
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As the self-proclaimed spokesperson for the American Cosmetology Association, I would hope that this could be made into a video (purely for instructional reasons, of course).

200 warning @ 03/01/2009 at 5:32 pm

Don’t click any link with .tk
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That couldn’t have been posted by guli.
The same thing happened to First and Last Post.

Brad & Angie – Watching Jen, “Brad is delighted,” says Patti. “Like a kid watching fireworks.” And Angie: “There’s a grr in that facial position – a bit of tension.”
(Sidebar of my own: Somebody can go to YouTube and look this up…but the picture they have – Brad stroking his goatee, Angie with a half-smile…but I think in the video you can see Angie sneak her hand onto Brad’s thigh and slowy inch her way towards heaven…Ether that or Brad farted just as X loosed her best Alex Forrest smile on him…)

“Jen made a concerted effort to look young and pure,” (Sidebar of my own: I ******* kid you not!)
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Oh my gosh! This is beyond ridiculous!
Thanks PT! :)

219 ellie2 @ 03/01/2009 at 7:02 pm
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You are another of the stupid ones!
Brad himself has said that both his personal and professional life improved since he met Angie.

http://tabloidreport.blogspot.com/

thanks, PT. I laughed so hard now I have to get off the computer and rest my head. I enjoyed reading it. you are very good!

thelookoflove1365 @ 03/01/2009 at 11:58 pm

Sarah Haskins tackles the bizarre media obsession with the fact that Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston were at the same award show. OMG!

i hope i don’t get moderated!

http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/129419/target_women%3A_jennifer_and_angelina%27s_oscar_ex-plosion/

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 12:02 am

PT,

That is by far the BEST tab report you have ever done. It is hilarious. Can you send it to OK? They need to see it, to fully appreciate their stupidity. :lol:

I have bookmarked it. It’s a classic.

groundcontrol @ 03/02/2009 at 12:03 am

passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 3:03 pm # 510

I’m calling her X for the reason above and because it’s 1 character and that’s all the time I’m willing to waste typing out a name for the btich.

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LMAO – PT, you are too funny. I agree and I am stealing your “btich” for future use.

BDJ, again thanks for all the articles you take the time to post. Much appreciated. I have ended up in moderation recently for some long posts and didn’t save them so they are lost in the ether. I always assume it’s just a computer/software glitch. I never think it’s caused by what I wrote. But what do I know about these things.

So if Salt was supposed to start shooting in D.C. March 3 – or was it the 2nd – they can forget it. I ssume they are only shooting here because they need DC landmarks in the shoots. We’re int he middle of a winter storm warning until 2 pm Monday. We’re getting a good amount of snow for D.C. tonight and Monday morning. Supposedly it will be clearing by Tuesday and with sunshine no less – yea, right.

I hope courts are closed tomorrow or at least opening late.

He’s my Brad.” Just what every woman dreams of – a man they have to ***** at to pick up after himself, take out the trash and put the toilet seat back down. I think I feel a chorus of “You Light Up My Life” coming on… )
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Another song I thought I would never hear again :-D
Now I’m humming it . . .

thelookoflove1365 @ 03/02/2009 at 12:06 am

PT-
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Thanks for the tab report. It’s hilarious! These so called writers(?) s/b ashamed of themselves. What journalism school did they graduated from? Is that even a requirement to get hired in these bottom feeding industry?. Prolly not! I guess if one is a smut hound with a penchant for lying or for embellishment, one can apply for these ragazines as a writer.

groundcontrol @ 03/02/2009 at 12:07 am

PT, forgot to add the Tabloid Report was very amusing and rather insightful amidst the humor – you hit the target spot on with a number of your snarks – and that site is now bookmarked. PassingThroughUnderCover aka PTUC.

Life_is_the_pitts @ 03/02/2009 at 12:21 am

mine doesnt go to moderation and I, I,DON’Y KNOW?

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 12:26 am

#319

Orchid,

That is a very interesting read. I have always said that X is lucky Brad is not the kind of guy who would hang her out to dry, ala Charlie Sheen, and now Greg Norman, and she knew that, that is why she took the kinds of liberties she did. I have a feeling though, her days are numbered, and IF she EVER makes the mistake again to slam Angie, that Brad will not be so accommodating. I bet you she knows that too. She is not stupid

dulcinea13 @ 03/02/2009 at 12:29 am

thelookoflove1365 @ 03/01/2009 at 11:58 pm
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Sarah Haskins tackles the bizarre media obsession with the fact that Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston were at the same award show.
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http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/129419/target_women%3A_jennifer_and_angelina%27s_oscar_ex-plosion/
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That video was absolutely hysterical. A must see. Thanks for posting.

jen fan pain BA fan joy @ 03/02/2009 at 12:48 am

PT thanks for the tab report
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4Q thanks also

When will this triangle end? Angie’s kids are growing up and I don’t find this funny anymore.

I hope no other woman sell their marriage breakdown to any magazine.

Excellent tab report, PT! Very funny. Thanks.

These people are crazy. The insider is worse. So much spin, and they all ignore everything Brad has said. Maybe they can’t read. That must be it. They can’t read!

Thank you JJ for the update. Hope to see pictures of the whole family in D.C. or NY. It is still cold there. Thanks also for that hilarious short video about the “showdown” that never happened. I think the media and tab writers are afraid that they do not have any material to write anymore since it looks like everybody have moved on. Come on, four years and six kids. Wow, give them a break.

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 12:26 am
#319
Orchid,
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I read the transcript too. LOL. I guess that’s what some people would want Brad to do to pp but the circumstances are different. pp never explicity said that there was any cheating, or that Angelina was a predator. Quite the contrary. PP actually denied there was cheating on Brad’s part and said that Angelina was not the issue.

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Right up till now pp still denies that Brad did anything WRONG because, pp still loves Brad, is still proud of what Brad has achieved, is still saving and playing back his messages to her, is still talking to him.
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If you think your husband cheated, you’d behave more like Laura Norman.
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pp hates angelina because angelina has all that pp wants but didn’t appreciate when she had it.
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pp is now like a bearded lady in a circus, used by the oscar organisers to be a freak show to raise the ratings (-yes everyone is talking about the ‘Encounter”). Hired, not for her talent, but whether she can generate more interest for the TV show or movie because its “competition” for Brangelina. :roll: :lol:
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well, pb is a freak and pp is now a freak. I told you they were perfectly matched and should never break up.

Is Jennifer Aniston Really “Fiercely Private”?
Sat., Feb. 28, 2009 6:34 AM PST by Leslie Gornstein

Rachpoot/INFphoto.com
Jennifer Aniston was recently described as “fiercely private.” But everyone knows her story by now. What does it take to be considered not private?
—Zoe

Whoever spewed that cliché about Jennifer Aniston being fiercely private is wrong. There are no private celebrities. Period. Not even Harrison Ford, with his grumptastic interview style, or Beyoncé, who won’t publicize her love life except through pop singles that get international airplay, or Gwyneth Paltrow, who has no problem sharing special family moments via her GOOP blog. (All three have been dubbed fiercely private.)

So then why do reporters use that tired phrase when describing everyone from Johnny Depp—who’s had no trouble telling the press about how he met Vanessa Paradis—to Sacha Baron Cohen? Actually, it’s a kind of code, and I’ve got the translation…

According to gossip reporters who would know, fiercely private doesn’t mean the star won’t talk about love or kids or family. (How many times have we heard Aniston blab something about Brangelina, fueling what’s turning out to be the 30 Years War of Hollywood?) What the reporter is really saying is that the star is currently being, or has recently been, a profound pain in the ass. High maintenance. Difficult to interview or draw out at that very moment when the reporter wants something juicy.

“They don’t share often, or enough,” says Matt Donnelly, senior writer at Celebuzz (as well as a former B!tchling of mine). “That doesn’t mean they aren’t reclusive—look at Prince—but that’s very different from private. People who want privacy don’t become entertainers.

“But in the celeb journo world, private means high maintenance.”

In other words, highly controlled about his or her public image.

So whoever wrote that about Aniston was probably noting that she holds her hands up and covers her face during some paparazzi encounters, or didn’t feel like giving that particular reporter an exclusive sit-down with herself and John Mayer.

In this town, fiercely private is a phrase that is never, ever to be taken seriously.

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 1:29 am

#347,

lylian,

Help me out here, because I am not up to date on the various new name of the one- who-shall-not-be-named, What is “pp”? :lol:

I have to disagree on one point, it seems she is NOW trying to blame Angie for her miserable life, because, as you said, she is mad with her for having what she wants. She would have lost Brad sooner or later, Angie or no Angie. The marriage was dead- they were not compatible. X is shallow and self-centered, Brad is not. Well probably he was at one time, as most of us are in our youth. The thing is, he matured, she didn’t. If he had continued with her, his brother would have put him to shame with his altruistic efforts.

passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 1:37 am

# 310 QQQQ @ 03/01/2009 at 9:50 pm
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passing Through @ 03/01/2009 at 9:29 pm

# 278 QQQQ @ 03/01/2009 at 9:11 pm
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WTF? Why did it work for you and not for me?
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Did u do one for LIES WEAKLY as well?
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Yeah…I just finished it like 10 minutes ago. I’ll post it tomorrow when I get a chance. All hell usually breaks loose on Monday morning’s so it’ll probably be afternoon before I get a chance to post it. Like notOK, I got the whole article. On the other 3 – I still need to type that stuff up, but it’s just notes. If people leave me alone at work tomorrow afternoon (hahahahaha!) I should be able to type the notes up and post that one tomorrow, too…

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 1:39 am

I bet Maddox, Pax, Zahara and Shiloh are going to have a blast with the snow later today. I am sure Brad and Angie will try to find some way for them to enjoy it.

Good evening, night, to all BAMPZSKV fans. I hope everyone had a good day. To those in the snowy areas of the country please be careful.

Hey PT, truly enjoyed your tab report. Yes tell the truth about Oscar night. x looked horrible and behaved liked like an immature little girl. But I guess a girl is immature.

I bet Jared has at least 5 threads for x. Is she that interesting? Huh, don’t think so.

Sarah Haskins was funny. But doesn’t she look like x a little?

Okay gtg. See you all tomorrow. PT really funny. Peace

Missouri Fan, you and your family are in my prayers. Be strong. Peace

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 1:53 am

#350

PT,

I bow down to you lady, you are phenomenal, and perform an invaluable service to mankind. :lol: The trees thank you too, because when these trash go out of business, that is a few more trees saved.

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 2:02 am

By the way, I saw a picture of Halle Berry with her daughter today, and there were no barrettes,and braids in the baby’s hair. In fact, you could even say she was sporting a little ‘fro Mind you, she has the same texture hair as Z. So it will be interesting to see if the Hair Police will criticize Halle for not combing her daughter’s hair. Something tells me No.

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 1:29 am

Help me out here, because I am not up to date on the various new name of the one- who-shall-not-be-named, What is “pp”?

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You mean “She who goes by many names” I think!! LOL.
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dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 1:29 am

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BTW, I agree that that’s what p is implying – that Angelina somehow swiped poor Brad but Brad didn’t cheat!! LOL.

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Losies are losies for a reason. They don’t take responsibility.

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dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 2:12 am

Well ladies, that’s it for me, I am saying goodnight/morning. Not sure what the conditions will be like in NY tomorrow with the snow. If it’s really bad, I am definitely not going to work, as I have no intentions of battling the NY transportation system. A little rain falls, and the trains go out of whack. I can only imagine how disruptive all this snow will be for the subways and buses. Will talk to you again later. Have a nice night.

to answwer your Q @ 03/02/2009 at 2:14 am

Triangle officially ended on Sunday, February 22nd at the OSCARS.

dina #1 @ 03/02/2009 at 1:52 am

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What happened to Missouri Fan. Is there bad news? I hope all is well with her.

Nice to know that Brad is safely back to his loves-ones in NY. He just can´t stand to be away from them for more than a day. This trip to LA sure was a business meeting since he has his own production company Plan B. Maybe he was negotiating about his next movie or one of the films Plan B is gonna produce. Either way it´s good that he´s back. Now it´s his turn to play Mr. Mom while Angie works. And he´s sure enjoying every minute of it!

Its snowing like crazy here in NYC this morning,i smell a Central Park play date for the JP kids and pappa pitt.ps as of 500am est we have 8 inches already,damn

QQQQ @ 03/01/2009 at 9:11 pm

PT’s report

http://tabloidreport.blogspot.com

Thank you PT.for the hilaious tab. reports.
I can only said after this oscar drama set up by PeeboyGF, I hate her more, never seen such a vengeful, vindictive, narcissistic, manipulative, calculative woman and never did we seen a celebrity flaming the hype of her divorce for more than 4 yrs, milking it to the maximum. power. These are all well planned by her and her PR guru. and they got what they wanted. she was all over the tab. wriiten as the wrong wife who had her sweet revenge. but I hope after this oscar, she should stop caottailing Brad and Angie, which I doubt she would, she’ a has been without this triangle.
Again I don’t know what was Brad thinking hooking up with this so evil , narcissiistic , selfish and vindictive woman, Is he drug, drunk or what. ? Angis does not deserve all this mess created by X andI Brad., Brad owe Angie’s so much, hope he knew it.

Jennifer will be 65 years old, Brad and Angelina got grandkids already .. and JENHAGS WILL STILL BE TALKING OF THE DIVORCED THAT HAPPENED 25 YEARS AGO. Jenhags are stuck in the past.

Sarah Haskins was soooo funny. The triangle is DEAD!!!!! Brad and Angie are committed for life and to their FAMILY. So X should just move on FINALLY……. Brad and Angies kids deserve some respect from X.

Omg, that tab was hilarous and awesome. I just laughed my ass off because you nailed it. Go you!!!

Ocean 13 – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xakRmta8Pw&fmt=18
from Enews and daily 10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13vyyUeBrLw&fmt=18
Ocean 13 – inside edition an extra – this is butt squeezing version

filipino fan @ 03/02/2009 at 6:54 am

TO MISSOURI FAN,

I’m sorry to hear about your father. Take comfort though that he is now in good hands and no longer in pain. You didn’t really lose him, for your good memories together will always be in your heart. Take care.

OT
there is a new Aniston interview to ELLE UK
she want be a bond girl…………….. speak about the marriage and others things
good day from europe

ANGIE ROCKS! @ 03/02/2009 at 7:11 am

A family reunion 10 yrs ago!!!……BELOW. Angie is pictured with her father, brother, mother and Zigfried and Roy…

http://www.lvrj.com/news/40274942.html

NEW MANISTON INTERVIEW @ 03/02/2009 at 7:13 am

In London to promote her new movie Marley & Me, she said she felt “better than ever”.
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She said: “I don’t feel regretful, I don’t feel disappointed, I don’t feel let down.
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“I don’t feel any of those emotions that are ascribed to me. I just feel extremely lucky.”
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When asked if she ever had the desire to “set the record straight”, presumably in reference to the much-publicised break-up of her marriage to Pitt three years ago and his subsequent marriage to Angelina Jolie, she replied: “I don’t owe anybody my side of the story.
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“There are no sides! There is no bad guy and there is no good guy. There are no villains and there is no heroine in this story.”
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Rather than the “funny, quirky, pretty roles” she usually gets offered, she said she would enjoy being the next Bond girl.
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“I’d love to do an action move. James Bond! Glamour! Daniel Craig! ****-loads of fun!”
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Speaking about her new film, a tear-jerking story about a destructive Labrador, co-starring Owen Wilson, she told ELLE Magazine: “What’s great about this movie is that it’s a true story.
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“It’s not pretty. It’s about the reality of a marriage.
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“It’s a portrait of those moments, which everyone has, where you hit a snag. People go to Mach 5 – “We’re done! This is over! We can’t recover!” – when, in fact, it’s beautiful.
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“I think breakdowns equal breakthrough. You go further.”

NEW MANISTON INTERVIEW @ 03/02/2009 at 7:19 am

Well the elle UK interview is BS to me because is too for that interview and more so if she want people to believe her she could have done that 4 years ago. And the worst is the GQ, Vogue interview enough say. She is pathetic and selfish.

Sorry to hear about MF’s father. My thoughts and prayers for her and her family.

PT your tab report was GREAT fun. :)

PT’s report
http://tabloidreport.blogspot.com

I I have to say this was the funniest thing I have read in a long time. This should be done each week for every tab mag article. If you sold this on the news stand it would be a sell out. I would buy it every week.

I saw the comment from Jennifer about wanting to do action movies. I don’t see it. But she should try and do a good comedy or drama first. No one is going to believe her as a gun toting bada$s. That is Angie’s territory. Sorry.. And being a Bond girl. WTF. I have nothing else to say. Nothing…. somebody please help…

Good morning everybody, I just love snow days. Going back to sleep. :)

http://www.thestar.com/Entertainment/article/595015

Reason for BP visit to LA. Happy Birthday to the great Architect. Article at link. Keeps going in moderation.

http://www.pr-inside.com/sweeney-todd-leads-the-way-at-r1088696.htm

TIM BURTON’s big-screen adaptation of SWEENEY TODD: THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET is leading the nominations for the 2009 Empire magazine film awards.
The musical is up for five prizes including Burton for best director, Johnny Depp for best actor and Helena Bonham Carter for best actress, while also receiving nods in the soundtrack
and horror categories.
Depp will battle it out for the best actor title alongside Daniel Day Lewis (There Will Be Blood), Robert Downey Jr (Iron Man), Christian Bale (The Dark Knight) and Daniel Craig (Quantum Of Solace).
Bonham-Carter will vie for the best actress statuette with Angelina Jolie (Changeling), Ellen Page (Juno), Sally Hawkins (Happy-Go-Lucky) and Olga Kurylenko (Quantum Of Solace).
There Will Be Blood, No Country For Old Men, The Dark Knight, Iron Man and WALL-E will go head to head for the best film prize.
The ceremony will take place at London’s Grosvenor House Hotel on 29 March (09).

NEW MANISTON INTERVIEW @ 03/02/2009 at 7:53 am

http://www.elleuk.com/starstyle/news/(article)/ELLE-EXCLUSIVE-Jennifer-Aniston-s-first-UK-interview-for-two-years/(gid)/276046
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ELLE’s Avril Mair speaks exclusively to Jennifer Aniston about everything from her body to Brad.
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‘No matter what I say, things will always be taken out of context and misinterpreted, will always be turned around to make it seem as though I won’t let something go, or that I just keep talking about it over and over. I don’t owe anybody anything. I don’t owe anybody my side of the story. There are no sides! There is no bad guy and there is no good guy. There are no villains and there is no heroine in this story. It’s just not the case.’ Jennifer Aniston finally sets the record straight. She’s moved on, and is happier than ever.
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‘ I remind myself every day that I am lucky. Look what’s out there. Look what people are really living through. There’s no comparison. I am happy’ reveals the actress who turned forty last month, but looks a decade younger with the help neutrogena soap , regular facials and an obsession with applying sunscreen.
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I’m a realist,’ she says. ‘I know that if I eat nothing but burgers and chips, I’m not going to be hired for the parts I normally would. That might be fine one day, but not right now.’
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And right now she playing the lead opposite Owen Wilson in Marley and Me, a film that has already proved a smash hit in the U.S. Though romantic comedies are her bread and butter Jennifer tells ELLE she’s love to get more physical in a film, ‘I get offered funny, quirky, pretty roles,’ she says, with a slight roll of the eyes. ‘I’d love to do an action movie. James Bond! Glamour! Daniel Craig! ****-loads of fun!’
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With her bikini body, surely its only a matter of time.
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Read the full, exclusive, interview in ELLE this month, on sale this Wednesday.

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/people/news/article_1462303.php/Brad_Pitts_Edge-y_role

U2 want Brad Pitt to star in a movie about their lives.

The band’s guitarist The Edge thinks the Hollywood hunk would be the perfect person to portray him if a film about the Irish group was ever made.

Edge, 47, said: “We’d want it to be realistic, we don’t want the usual things, so Brad Pitt would play me. We want to be realistic, you know, you don’t want to do the Hollywood thing.”

Bono thinks only an Oscar winner could do him justice on the big screen.

He joked to British radio presenter Christian O’Connell: “Yes, I would say… who’s another tall, skinny Irishman? Daniel Day Lewis would play me.”

The band – who released their twelfth album ‘No Line on the Horizon’ last week – also admitted they have come close to splitting on several occasions since they formed in the 70s.

Bono, 48, believes the band – which also includes drummer Larry Mullen Jr. and Adam Clayton – hit a bad patch “every few years”.

Edge confessed: “I do this thing probably about once every 10 years where I go OK, that’s it, I’ve had enough.”

To watch the full video interview with the band on Absolute Radio, visit http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk.

How many times are we to read Maniston interview. Baby Jane has a thread and the fact that she is so forgiving or found religion does not affect BP and AJ’s lives. Get a clue will ya and post it on Baby Jane’s thread.

http://www.screendaily.com/ScreenDailyArticle.aspx?intStoryID=43475&Category=

The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button continued a magnificent overseas run through Warner Bros Pictures International to remain top of the Hollywood pack as it soared past the $175m mark. Its domination looks likely to end next weekend, however, when Paramount Pictures International launches the graphic novel adaptation Watchmen day-and-date in North America.

Benjamin Button added an estimated $13.4m from more than 5,140 screens for $176.2m, powered by $1.8m in both Italy and France for 11.7m after three and $17.8m after four, respectively. The picture added $1.6m in the fourth weekend in Japan for $20.7m and $1.4m in the fourth in Spain for $13.7m.

Latest figures put it on $18.2m in Germany after five, $5.6m in South
Korea after three, and $12m in the UK, $11.2m in Australia, $7.5m in
Brazil and $7.1m in Mexico.

Changeling added $2.5m from 1,137 in 43 territories for $66.7m and
launched in fifth place in Mexico on $350,000 from 197. Role Models
grossed $2.2m from 912 dates in 21 territories for $22m and debuted in
seventh place in Germany on $975,000 from 342.

“I am happy’ reveals the actress who turned forty last month, …… wait for it….. ……but looks a decade younger …………..with the help neutrogena soap , regular facials and an obsession with applying sunscreen.”

LOL , she really thinks she looks A DECADE younger. with the help of SOAP! Oh MY GOD!!!

Bond girl… BWAHAHAHAHA. Thanks for morning laugh, baby Jane.

reality check @ 03/02/2009 at 8:06 am

STOP POSTING X INTERVIEWS. WHO GIVES AS FCUK WHAT SHE SAYS.
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exceptional family man
Troll, you were wrong that he went to Berlin. Now that you got the information of where he really went so you are making up another story. Honey you need a fcuking life. Brad did not leave you. Go and find the man who did and talk to him.
Reality check there are fathers that everyday travel for football, basketball, Nascar events. Traveling for a day or two to celebrate a person birthday of someone you care about does not make you a bad father. Sorry if you had a terrible family life but you need to take it out on your family not Brad.

some bunny @ 03/02/2009 at 8:09 am

some bunny @ 03/01/2009 at 9:07 pm
Wow that IUC site !! Geez talk about obsessive people and haters.
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Jill @ 03/01/2009 at 10:14 pm
Well, you should know, Shitzy. I mean, you spend all your waking hours on that site when you aren’t posting crap on here.
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Ok BYTC)( I was making an observation. What is this obsession you use as a disguise, for the envy harpies have for Angelina Jolie? That IUC site is scary . Oh and sorry, this is the 1st and last time I waste my sh!tz on you.

the real lou @ 03/02/2009 at 8:13 am

# 380 exceptional family man @ 03/02/2009 at 7:51 am ….Lying is like breathing for a troll.Don’t you just love how they take a true fact then add a lie with it.You really need to get a life!

PLEASE stop posting X interviews.We don’t care what that woman has to say.

Thanks BDJ for the new articles!!!!

I, for one, could not care less about Jen, so please keep that crap off the JP threads.
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And watching the haters try and spin Brad attending an 80th birthday party as a night of crazy, drunken debauchery is going to be hilarious today. I’m sure the hookers Frank Gehry had brought in will be giving the scoop to IUC within the next couple of hours…conveniently only AFTER the media’s announced where he was. Notice how none of them knew where he was BEFORE that article came out. Now I’m sure they’ll “know” every detail of what he was doing.

Okay. Too much moderation on this site. Check JJB for futher articles and news. peace to all.

exceptional family man @ 03/02/2009 at 7:51 am
Bras was in L.A to party not business. He has his Priorities Straight.
He arrived at the party with a 20 something brunette and they were chummy during the night. Left together in a black SUV at 2am.
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Sure he did. Post the pictures or STFU.
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Jesus these trolls get dumber and dumber.

She is just using it as usual. Keep X’s staff in X threads ok.

PT–Your tab report was genius, perfect way to start a very early Monday morning! I look forward to reading more from you.
Good Morning to all JP fans hope you have a wonderful week.

dana @ 03/02/2009 at 8:19 am
And watching the haters try and spin Brad attending an 80th birthday party as a night of crazy, drunken debauchery is going to be hilarious today.
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Watch them saying that naked hookers were running all over the place.

# 382 NEW MANISTON INTERVIEW @ 03/02/2009 at 7:53 am
I am happy’ reveals the actress who turned forty last month, but looks a decade younger with the help neutrogena soap , regular facials and an obsession with applying sunscreen.
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Obsession with applying sunscreen? Who is she kidding? Her face looks like cured rawhide. Sunscreen my ass.

“I don’t owe anybody my side of the story”. WTF. What about those articles in Rogue and GQ? Were those writers lying? Playing a Bond girl? At 40, short, and insecure, not to mention fugly? LMAO. Yeah, she’ll be very convincing after the whole world saw her performance on stage that Oscars night. All it elicited was pity for her again. I guess when she does a Bond movie they can make it believable after all the special effects and 200 takes for one scene. In her mind, she must be saying to herself, anything Jolie can do, I can too. Well, she should wish that Oscar night never happened, because she left an indelible impression in the public’s mind, and it’s not pretty. At least it’s not one of awe, admiration or respect.

exceptional family man @ 03/02/2009 at 7:51 am
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Oh now that mystery is solved and you know at last where he was , You are trying to make new s h i t for your non story? I think we went through this when Brad went to Bono’s birthday party during summer in France without Angie while she was pregnant. Right? I don’t think 80th birthday of a man who is architect is exactly a place enjoyable for strippers and your Ramone’s girl. Although i guess that girl in IUC will claim she has talked to afew strippers who were at the party and they had dates with Brad later. Right?
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Notice how Brad left friday afternoon for this birthday. I hope he had changed his clothes , He practically didn’t bother to dress up for the party or at least make an effort to arrive earlier to get ready for it.
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I bet he loved it. i mean being around all those great architectures must have brought such a great feeling for him as an art’s lover.

Brad is associated with the creme de la creme in Hollywood. He does not have time for childish games and nasty strippers. Right now its about his family and his career. He was right to go to the 80th birthday party of a notable architect and one of his colleagues. Turning 80 is really big, Angie was with the children and he left for one night and one night only. She is very secure in her relationship and like she said in an interview she “knows his heart.” One of the most powerful things she’s ever said, it doesn’t get deeper than that. So trolls can post lies upon lies it does not bother them or their relationship , not to mention they do not read their garbage anyway.

some bunny @ 03/02/2009 at 9:26 am

IUC site is full a virus. My PC locked up when I tried to escape out. Its for people who have nothing better to do than to obsess over Brad & Angelina, of course they are hoping to make a buck off them too. I’d stay away from that site, its a walking trojan waiting to happen.

So, Brad Pitt flew thousands of miles just to accompany his family and settle them in before flying back to attend FG’s birthday party. He could have stayed in LA so he could fcuk several more strippers, but I guess he was too dumb to figure that out. LOL.

some bunny @ 03/02/2009 at 9:28 am

Don’t listen to that dribble, Brad Pitt was at the party I was at last night too. When you get drunk enough, they all look like Brad after a while.

an oldie @ 03/02/2009 at 9:06 am

Playing a Bond girl? At 40, short, and insecure, not to mention fugly?

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Now now, don’t be mean oldie. p can dream can’t she? Of course she can play a bond girl – its which type of bond girl!!
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She can’t play a Michelle Yeoh kick ass do your own stunts bond girl. She can’t even play a Denise Richards scream all the way type bond girl.
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BUT there was this bond girl in the last bond movie – Quantum of Solace. Like a classical bond girl, she flicked her hair, slept with Bond, and then was found nekkid and murdered and covered in black oil on Bond’s bed.
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You don’t remember that one?? LOL. Well, it was a small and forgettable role but it was a bond girl. Perfect for p.

Hey, jenhens, you need to run over to People’s website. They have a poll “Is John a keeper?”. So far 34% said yes and 64% said no. Oh, oh. go vote to prevent a breakup. LOL. Ellie, jenfan and Bet, you should stay on that site to vote every 5 minutes. Hahahaha. Oh, and John, you should stay there too. Your future in mediawhore land is at stake. If people don’t buy your romance with jen after all the who’ring out on Oscar night, the Gay rumor will resurface. Maybe Outtatouch should do a poll: Who do you like better for John? Perez Hilton or JenAniston?” Hahahahaha.

alexanderina @ 03/02/2009 at 9:46 am

PT, you tab report were hilarious, thanks

bdj, thanks for the articles

MF, I am so sorry for your loss. You and your family will be in my prayers and thoughts

LOL, Lylian, I must confess I only see the Bonds movies because of my husband, and because of the actors playing Bond. I saw Quantum but don’t remember much, especially if it’s not DC. Hehehe.

From People website: With Aniston in Europe promoting Marley & Me, Mayer was far away and focused on work at home in California. He’s just into his mansion only. haaaaaaaaaaa

TO PEREZ HILTON, IF YOU WANT MORE HITS.
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Do a poll.
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WHO DO YOU THINK JONH MAYER SHOULD DATE?
——- JENANISTON
——- PEREZ HILTON

“I am happy’ reveals the actress who turned forty last month, …… wait for it….. ……but looks a decade younger …………..with the help neutrogena soap , regular facials and an obsession with applying sunscreen.”

LOL , she really thinks she looks A DECADE younger. with the help of SOAP! Oh MY GOD!!!
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Sounds to me that she is trying to get a neutrogena apokesmodel gig

solid @ 03/02/2009 at 8:02 am “I am happy’ reveals the actress who turned forty last month, …… wait for it….. ……but looks a decade younger …………..with the help neutrogena soap , regular facials and an obsession with applying sunscreen.”

LOL , she really thinks she looks A DECADE younger. with the help of SOAP! Oh MY GOD!!!
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LMAO. who is she kidding. just regualr neutrogena soap and facials can hide those 4-0 y.o wrinkles, Puh-lease, it’s the regular botox and restylane which make the magic.

Good day Neleh here. Good day JPs +6 How are you.
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Missouri fan has asked me 2 let every1 know she appreciates your warm hearfelt Condolences in her time of Mourning.
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MF’s father passed Saturday,Feb.28th. 2009.
MF will be flying out Tuesday 2 the Philippines 4 her Fathers services. And will return next week, where she will try & thanku all at that time herself.
Shes feeling weak in spirit & body, Your Prayers& Condolences are appreciated at this difficult time. Thanku Much from Missouri Fan.
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If you have a YT channel & would like 2 leave a message 4 MF,
Llink Below. Have a lovely day. Thanku Neleh
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http://www.youtube.com/user/MFChar
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Thanku Jared & Staff from Ate Char.
Ms.Dina Ate Char wanted me 2 tell you thanku much, she appreciates your kindness.
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Please pray 4 her safe travel Thanku. Neleh

Direct from the horse mouth
I’m a realist,’ she says. ‘I know that if I eat nothing but burgers and chips, I’m not going to be hired for the parts I normally would. That might be fine one day, but not right now.’
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. She’s obscessed with her body,and glad she’s finally telling the truth she won’t give up that body for pregnancy. all those year lying to Brad , her incessant ranting “I want to be a young mother”, “baby’s on the way ” were big lies and frauds.

an oldie @ 03/02/2009 at 9:26 am

So, Brad Pitt flew thousands of miles just to accompany his family and settle them in before flying back to attend FG’s birthday party. He could have stayed in LA so he could fcuk several more strippers, but I guess he was too dumb to figure that out. LOL

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HEHEHEHEHEHEH. Touche!!

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 10:41 am

# 363 NYC @ 03/02/2009 at 4:57 am
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Its snowing like crazy here in NYC this morning,i smell a Central Park play date for the JP kids and pappa pitt.ps as of 500am est we have 8 inches already,damn
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I was just reading the news about the snow storm in the East. You guys are getting crazy snow. I wonder if they decamped for DC before the storm hit or if the studio had to postpone the shooting that was supposed to start tomorrow in DC? Wherever they are, I hope the kids get to go out and play in the snow – make a few snow angels…get some cardboard to sit on and slide down the hill…you don’t need any fancy sleds and skis. Kids who grow up in snow country know how to have fun without all the gadgets and do-dads…

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 10:47 am

# 364 lulu @ 03/02/2009 at 5:29 am
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QQQQ @ 03/01/2009 at 9:11 pm
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PT’s report
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http://tabloidreport.blogspot.com
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Thank you PT.for the hilaious tab. reports.
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A great big “You’re welcome!” to all of you who thanked me for the tab report. I’m kind of busy this morning – as expected – so it’ll probably be this afternoon before I get the US part of the report posted. If you think you’re annoyed at X now…wait until you read the US. Somebody should send the link to Lamey because it’s more than obvious that Brad & Angie just weren’t playing X’s game that night. They went for peer acknowledgement and to have a “date night”. They didn’t go because they wanted to get all up in X’s grill and have a throw down. Her motives are crystal clear to all but complete morons – and yes, Fanistons and trolls, that would be you.

an oldie @ 03/02/2009 at 9:39 am

Hey, jenhens, you need to run over to People’s website. They have a poll “Is John a keeper?”. So far 34% said yes and 64% said no. Oh, oh. go vote to prevent a breakup. LOL. Ellie, jenfan and Bet, you should stay on that site to vote every 5 minutes. Hahahaha. Oh, and John, you should stay there too. Your future in mediawhore land is at stake. If people don’t buy your romance with jen after all the who’ring out on Oscar night, the Gay rumor will resurface. Maybe Outtatouch should do a poll: Who do you like better for John? Perez Hilton or JenAniston?” Hahahahaha.
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thats funny hahaha…i bet the three hardcore jenhens are still voting like mad.

Neleh, please pass my condolences to Missouri Fan. My prayers are with her and her family.

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 11:03 am

The b*tch learnt her lesson. These are excerpts from her latest Elle interview.

Jennifer refused to be drawn on her high-profile split from husband Brad Pitt, who now has six children with actress Angelina Jolie.

‘I don’t owe anybody my side of the story,’ she said.

‘There are no sides! There is no bad guy and there is no good guy.

‘There are no villains and there is no heroine in this story.’

She must have realised how pathetic she came across in her last 2 interviews, and also knows that she could only push Brad so far, before the gloves came off. Major backtracking. :lol:

RunAndTellThat @ 03/02/2009 at 11:16 am

ATTENTION ALL BRANGELINA FANS!!!!

On CNN Showbiz Tonight there question of the day was. Jennifer and John will they become more popular than Brad and Angelina? Please call in to the show at 1-888-SBT-BUZZ OR go to the website and vote.
You can also email your response. They will have the results on Mondays show.

Team Jolie-Pitt

Passing through – Regarding the long description of why somebody calls JA “X”:

Hilarious that you don’t want to waste time using her actual name, but can spend the time typing out multiple paragraphs explaining her nickname.

Also, you all do realize that by posting about JA in every Brange post (not to mention JA post), you are helping to keep her relevant? So, from a Jen fan, thanks!

Once again, irony is apparently lost on the Loons.

vickifromtexas @ 03/02/2009 at 11:33 am

# 423 kay aye @ 03/02/2009 at 11:26 am

irony is you caring what “loons” think or call j.a.

jen fan pain BA fan joy @ 03/02/2009 at 11:34 am

MF wish you all the best and stay strong we miss u

jenhens lurking and complaining about PT tabreport.no surprise there!
meanwhile baby jane is milking the divorce again.go figure.

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 11:11 am
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Don’t you love how she tries to re-write her own blabbing history. She blabbed about her side to VF in 2005. That backfired. Then she took jabs at Angelina, not once, but twice, in her interviews that came out in Dec. and that went over like a led brick, with everyone telling her to STFU already.

She’s told she many stories, she can’t keep them straight. Why doesn’t she just say, I’ve moved on. Next.

Jen the hag @ 03/02/2009 at 11:38 am

kay aye @ 03/02/2009 at 11:26 am Passing through – Regarding the long description of why somebody calls JA “X”:

Hilarious that you don’t want to waste time using her actual name, but can spend the time typing out multiple paragraphs explaining her nickname.

Also, you all do realize that by posting about JA in every Brange post (not to mention JA post), you are helping to keep her relevant? So, from a Jen fan, thanks!

Once again, irony is apparently lost on the Loons.
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Once again Jenhags your fellow jenhags talk about Angelina Jolie in Fugly Female none stop, also in D-listed and all sites populated by haters like you so what’s your point again? Oh yeah you don’t want ANUSton to be hated on .. well suck it!!! Go scream in the ocean.

Oops, that should read, she’s told so many stories, she can’t keep them straight.

Chibiusa @ 03/02/2009 at 10:47 am an oldie @ 03/02/2009 at 9:39 am

Hey, jenhens, you need to run over to People’s website. They have a poll “Is John a keeper?”. So far 34% said yes and 64% said no. Oh, oh. go vote to prevent a breakup. LOL. Ellie, jenfan and Bet, you should stay on that site to vote every 5 minutes. Hahahaha. Oh, and John, you should stay there too. Your future in mediawhore land is at stake. If people don’t buy your romance with jen after all the who’ring out on Oscar night, the Gay rumor will resurface. Maybe Outtatouch should do a poll: Who do you like better for John? Perez Hilton or JenAniston?” Hahahahaha.
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thats funny hahaha…i bet the three hardcore jenhens are still voting like mad.
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also, don’t forget to go to CNN showbiz to vote as well because brangelina is kicking jenhag and peeboy’s ass.

vickifromtexas: Would you mind explaining how what you’ve described is ironic (HINT: it’s not)? Because I’m pretty certain you don’t understand the term.

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 11:46 am

# 379 bdj @ 03/02/2009 at 7:51 am
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http://www.thestar.com/Entertainment/article/595015
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Reason for BP visit to LA. Happy Birthday to the great Architect. Article at link. Keeps going in moderation.
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LOL. Darn…and to think I was so sure he went back to get his old wedding ring so he could remarry X. Damn. Oh well…that God I didn’t make any bets with anyone about it and lose $35.

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 11:47 am

# 405 lylian @ 03/02/2009 at 9:37 am
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BUT there was this bond girl in the last bond movie – Quantum of Solace. Like a classical bond girl, she flicked her hair, slept with Bond, and then was found nekkid and murdered and covered in black oil on Bond’s bed.
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ROTFLMAO! You’re wicked, Lylian! X isn’t fooling anyone. She’s now trying to co-star in movies with all of Angie’s former leading men. She could no more get cast as an action movie character than I can fly. Hell, she can’t even get studios to fund her romcom dreck…yet she aspires to be a kick ass action star? Somebody gag that twit.

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 11:49 am

#421,

PT,

Methinks she got a warning from Papa Pitt after the GQ interview, because this is some major backtracking. :lol:

And you know she can’t just say “its over, move on”. I think you are expecting too much from this fraud.

I was LMAO at her saying she wants to be a Bond girl, and do an action movie. Is this bi*ch for real? Does she think she can compete with Angie for action roles? Even she cannot be this stupid.

OT

Condolences to MF’s family.

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 11:56 am

# 423 kay aye @ 03/02/2009 at 11:26 am
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Sweetie, go fcuk yourself…some more. There are no lost ironies here…well, except for that fact that you continue coming here to get your head handed back to you on a pike. Nice chattin’ with ya. Bye now.

kay aye=ellie

the irony?you actually took the time to read PTs tabreport.

PT you are the Nikki Finke of the tabloid world. I just started reading this and I’m already laughing. I’m at home because we have a ton of snow here and I ‘m kicking back with some coffee and a bagel enjoying your disection of the tabloid. You need your own TV show!

You know a lot of fans wanted Brad to come out and really give it to Jennifer after interivews. But looking back,, Mr. Pitt handled it the best way. He never attacked. So now if she says anything negative about he or Angie she is made to look like a pathetic loser. The ball is in her court. She can’t say anything about him or Angie now. Brad spoke of her in a respectful manner. What is she to do now.. If he had attacked her then he would be he bad guy. And she would be able to go the poor me route. Now she has to play by the rules he set down. Yes Mr. Pitt knows what he is doing.. and he knows how to handle her without breaking a sweat.

Maybe this madness can end once and for all..

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 11:47 am
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This is the second time she’s mentioned being a Bond girl. The first time didn’t work. They hired younger actresses for Craig’s second Bond film.

She rolls her eyes after describing the parts she’s usually offered and offends most actresses out there. Nice way to throw people under the bus. What does she think Meryl Streep is and has always been? A character actress.

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 12:02 pm

# 427 Observer2 @ 03/02/2009 at 11:37 am
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What cracks me up is that she probably did this interview at least 6 weeks ago. Yet…who showed up at the Oscars to ruin Brad & Angie’s night? Over it her left nut sack. Everything out of this woman’s mouth is a lie. She’s lied so much she doesn’t even know what the truth is anymore.

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 12:02 pm
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And how many actresses did she just throw under the bus? Remember her all up on Meryl Streep’s back at the VF Oscar party. Just what kind of actress does she think MS has been all of her career?

So, right now, she’s too good to be a character actress? She wishes she was good enough to be a character actress.

She just doesn’t and has never gotten it.

The reason the x hag doesn’t want to break the triangle and admit there was NO CHEATING is because her career would go down the shi**er. Everyone and even the trolls would admit it. X must talk about Brad, Angelina and their children to stay in the business. I’m sure she’d lose half her pity supporters if she laid it to rest once and for all and told the truth.
Even VV who X dated told this moron nothing happened and it’s also quoted that VV admittd it since he was on set the entire time. I hate X because she’s feeding off the triangle and doesn’t want to let go.

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 12:10 pm

# 434 dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 11:49 am
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ITA. I doubt she heard from Brad personally, but she’s obviously been told by someone to zip it. Especially, like O2 pointed out, since her last forays into BlameAngieville bounced like lead balls. That’s why she showed up at the Oscars – because if she can’t use the media by talking, then she’ll manipulate it another way. It’s always ME, ME, ME with this ho.

Jen the hag @ 03/02/2009 at 12:12 pm

FROM JOSSIP:

“You know, it’s hard to figure out where exactly to pin the recent ‘Aniston/Jolie fight resurgence’ blame. Now that media outlets picked up on a still-simmering feud, you know they will keep asking Jen in every single interview about her take on her divorce from Brad Pitt. On the other hand, the woman needs to learn how to say “Next question, please.” The most recent example? Her talk with UK’s Elle during a Marley and Me promotional tour.

‘I don’t owe anybody my side of the story,’ she said.
‘There are no sides! There is no bad guy and there is no good guy.
‘There are no villains and there is no heroine in this story.’

See if she had just stopped at the first sentence she would have been golden. But we all know there are good guys and bad guys in the story, because that’s how gossip works! Even if Aniston was going over to the Jolie/Pitt house everyday and personally breastfeeding each of their adopted spawn, we’d still want to know what these two women really think of each other. The only way to kill off this story is by cutting off its life source, Aniston, which in this case means refusing to answer any divorce-themed questions.”

YUP Anuston should just say when ask ..next question pls.

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 12:18 pm

# 440 Observer2 @ 03/02/2009 at 12:00 pm

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 11:47 am
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LOL. You’re 100% correct about Streep. That’s why I’ve always laughed when people say Brad’s a character actor in a leading man’s body. Well…what the hell is Streep? She’s a lead actress who’s always played character rolls. Sophie, Sarah/Anna in TFLW, Karen Blixen, etc.
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As for X and the Bond thing. Once again – Huvane always makes sure stories on X talk about how great she looks. Yet…she’s looked like that forever and nobody’s been knocking on her door with Bond offers, babe offers, LEAD ROLES… Anybody else would have given up on this angle and tried a different tack. But not X. She plugs right along using her body as a selling point. I honestly think the ho thinks she can be the one to change how HW treats women over 40. She can barely get small-time funding for her romcoms…yet she thinks someones going to offer to give her a lead in an $80-100MIL action movie? Talk about lying to yourself!

sheispathetic @ 03/02/2009 at 12:19 pm

http://www.wwtdd.com/

guess who gets mentioned here

This is the first I’ve heard of it, but apparently Jennifer Aniston used to be married to Brad Pitt. Elle magazine somehow got Jenn to open up about those days for their latest issue, probably by using some kind of torture.
“I don’t owe anybody anything. I don’t owe anybody my side of the story. There are no sides! There is no bad guy and there is no good guy. There are no villains and there is no heroine in this story. It’s just not the case.”

4 years. 4 goddamn years ago. That’s when Brad left her, yet not a day goes by that Aniston doesn’t talk about him. People talked about 9/11 less than this. There comes a point where you cross the line from “sympathetic” to “****** loser”. She needs to grow up. When I get dumped, I talk about it for about a month then never say another word. That way, when I stalk and eliminate her new boyfriend two years later, the cops got nothin.

“Sweetie, go fcuk yourself…some more. There are no lost ironies here…well, except for that fact that you continue coming here to get your head handed back to you on a pike. Nice chattin’ with ya. Bye now.”

Telling someone to go f*** themselves is neither intelligent nor helpful and it makes you sound like a sullen, vulgar twelve year old. And again, you should figure out what it means for something to be “ironic”.

I got my a** handed to me on a pike…how? I rarely bother to engage people on this site in a battle of wits, mostly because it inevitably ends up being pointless and one-sided after about 20 “go f*** yourself” and “your just a jelliz hater you stupid jenhen c***” but I’m bored at work and find the semi-literate responses to my comments, along with the general theme of insanity that runs through these Brange/JA post comments sort of funny.

Also while I think Jen SEEMS LIKE (please note that I don’t know if she actually is this way because she’s a celebrity and not my life-long friend) a sweet, laid-back girl, I don’t exactly love her, nor do I await with bated breath for new pictures of her or daydream about a day when I could meet her and hug her and make her my best, best friend (because that would make me certifiably crazy). I find the Brange mildly annoying, but accept that they are famous and wish them no harm.

It’s the Loons that fascinate me, not the Brange. I could care less about the Brange. But the rabid, psychotic fans…now that’s fun to observe.

sheispathetic @ 03/02/2009 at 12:30 pm

kay aye @ 03/02/2009 at 12:22 pm

‘It’s the Loons that fascinate me.’

yep,and you are one of them thats why you are here.go back to ff,dlisted where you belong.

and oh, what about the money you owe the MIR foundation?

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 11:49 am #421,

PT,

Methinks she got a warning from Papa Pitt after the GQ interview, because this is some major backtracking.
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Yup. I always believed that one story about Brad calling her up to btich her out was true. I think she know he could destroy her if he chose to, but he’s been protecting her for 4 years now.
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That said, she still get in her passive agressive digs. Like Jossip mentioned, but simply going on about it, she’s fueling it. And by mentioning a “heroine” and “bad guys”, she’s making sure people still have that image of poor, put-upon Jen and evil Angelina.

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 12:39 pm

# 447 sheispathetic @ 03/02/2009 at 12:19 pm
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http://www.wwtdd.com/
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4 years. 4 goddamn years ago. That’s when Brad left her, yet not a day goes by that Aniston doesn’t talk about him. People talked about 9/11 less than this. There comes a point where you cross the line from “sympathetic” to “****** loser”. She needs to grow up. When I get dumped, I talk about it for about a month then never say another word. That way, when I stalk and eliminate her new boyfriend two years later, the cops got nothin.
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ROTFLMAO! I think this guy hates X almost as much as I do… That 9/11 line is a classic!

I wonder if Brad and Angie heard about this interview yet. To think that Angie was smiling while Maniston was sh!tt!ng on herself in front of millions of people. Well Maniston, I am sure your little dumb@ss interview just gave Angie and Brad a new role play idea at home to heat up their already hot $ex life. Hey at least you are good for something after all, ey?

kay aye @ 03/02/2009 at 11:26 am

Also, you all do realize that by posting about JA in every Brange post (not to mention JA post), you are helping to keep her relevant? So, from a Jen fan, thanks!
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I always love when jenhags insult X or downgrade X . But thanks for agreeing with us that X would not be relevant if it were not for the fact that she uses Brad and Angelina to promote herself.

# 413 Neleh @ 03/02/2009 at 10:34 am
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Neleh, I am sorry to hear that. Please convey my sympathy to MF. Thanks.

Jen the hag @ 03/02/2009 at 12:12 pm

FROM JOSSIP:

“You know, it’s hard to figure out where exactly to pin the recent ‘Aniston/Jolie fight resurgence’ blame. Now that media outlets picked up on a still-simmering feud, you know they will keep asking Jen in every single interview about her take on her divorce from Brad Pitt. On the other hand, the woman needs to learn how to say “Next question, please.”
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It’s not hard to pen. Aniston is the reason this triangle continues and will continue. Why do you think she went to the Oscars. So she would pump up her image going into this international promotion. Bookmark this now she will talk about how she felt on stage at the Oscars (and seeing B&A) when she promotes her next movie.

Here’s a little scenerio that went on in Brad and Angie’s household after hearing about Xs interview…

Angie: “Honey, did you hear about valley girls new interview?”

Brad comes down looking stressed

Brad: What did she have to say this time and she better not….

Angie: Laughing hysterically,”She said that there is no villain or heroine, enough is enough blah, blah blah…

brad: ” Now why couldn’t she just say nothing and keep it at that, why does she continue to open her mouth and insert her foot oveer and over again at our expense.”

Brad reaches for the phone…
Angie jumps across the room

Angie: come on honey, I have an idea (angie hugs brad from behind and whispers in his ears….”hmmm….villains and heroines, now that is a role we havent played yet….she reaches below and grabs Brad’s manhood and says” ahh…from the feel of this, baby Brad wants to play too…

One hour later…after playing their version of villains and heroines, deep breathing in the room and entangled sweat slicked bodies…

Angie: Now that wasn’t too bad of an article now was it….they both start to laugh hysterically.

Angie: umm…honey you didnt pull out did you?

Brad: oops, guess we both got carried away…

Brad: Oh well, here’s to you Jennifer

Angie:

Not really sure why I’m being moderated since I’m not using vulgar or violent language. There are a bagillion “Go **** yourself’ (and much worse) comments that get posted. This doesn’t really make sense unless the moderator is…a LOON!

Oh, I see.

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 12:51 pm

# 448 kay aye @ 03/02/2009 at 12:22 pm
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Ya know…I started to read your reply…and then I had an epiphany – I DON’T GIVE A SHITE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. Buh-bye now….

kay aye @ 03/02/2009 at 11:26 am
Once again, irony is apparently lost on the Loons.
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What is definitely lost on the hags is we don’t give a sh*t what you think about us.
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We clear on that now?

# 438 Debra77 @ 03/02/2009 at 12:00 pm
You know a lot of fans wanted Brad to come out and really give it to Jennifer after interivews.
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Why should he lower himself to her level? The best way to deal with that cow is ignore her. Totally.

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 12:57 pm

#455,

val,

OMG, I am LMAO here at work, which is all good, as there is hardly anyone here today. We should send that to one of the tabs.

Yes, Jill, for sure. By taking the time to copy and paste part of my comment and respond to it, you’ve made it crystal clear that you could care less what I think of you.

Okay, I’m getting bored. Have a great day everyone.

African Girl @ 03/02/2009 at 1:05 pm

PASSING THROUGH
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You are the BEST!!!!!!!
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Rotflmao!! Love the tab report….it is best yet, I tell you it is.
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Well done!! You out did your self.

val, I don’t think Brad and Angie talk about his ex in their house. I think people try to mention what she’s been saying about them during interviews, that’s probably the time they hear about what’s going on. If you look at the video where they asked Brad and Angie what they were doing when they heard about their Oscars nominations, it was just a blur, unlike other nominees who knew exactly where they were. Taking care of six kids, their movies, production company and humanitarian work is a lot of work.

dianad1968==== if I knew how to send it to the tabs I would. Maniston reads tabs so I am sure she would especially get a kick out of it! I am supposed to be working….too tired to concentrate!

Too Funny!! @ 03/02/2009 at 1:13 pm

That couldn’t possibly be Brad. We all know he’s too good to fly commercial. He only flies on privates jets………to help the world out and all. Haha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft94OwsFmgA&fmt=18
A mighty heart red carpet.

Thanks PT for the tab reports, got to go. bye guys.

My Dearest MF,

My deepest condolences to you and your family, may your father RIP.
with (((((((((((((((big hugs, love and prayers)))))))))))))))))))))))

# 451 Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 12:39 pm # 447 sheispathetic @ 03/02/2009 at 12:19 pm
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http://www.wwtdd.com/
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4 years. 4 goddamn years ago. That’s when Brad left her, yet not a day goes by that Aniston doesn’t talk about him. People talked about 9/11 less than this. There comes a point where you cross the line from “sympathetic” to “****** loser”. She needs to grow up. When I get dumped, I talk about it for about a month then never say another word. That way, when I stalk and eliminate her new boyfriend two years later, the cops got nothin.
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ROTFLMAO! I think this guy hates X almost as much as I do… That 9/11 line is a classic!
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ROTFLMAO :lol: :lol:
too funny!!!
Also X as a bond “girl” ? “Action Star” ?
right after I read that I had to go buy a new keyboard because I spewed diet coke all over mine!!!

So many things ….. (remember I have been in the 7th circle of moderation He!! so I have a lot to get off my cheast)

1) Angie has established her self as THE ultimate female star.
(now x wants to try it…big surprise) Angie can actually carry an
action movie on her own! Not as a James Bond sex kitten.

2) X humping Meryl Streep’s back like a dog in heat was revolting.
Has anyone noticed X’s propensity for “hugging” any one she is in
photo with? She makes very sure she positions herself carefully in
front of the other person.

3) I do not think JA’s appearance at the Oscars had any ill effects on
Brad and Angie. they were there to be honored for their work. X was
there as a side show freak with a dead squirrel tail woven into her
hair.

4) Yet again we read in elle that Jen has moved on with a fresh new
outlook on life – :lol: . Mickey Rourke and RDJ have had more
success for getting sober after 10 years than X has had for
endlessly whining about getting divorced!!!!

Random thoughts!

please
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Brad and Angie are megastars, BUT they are regular people…
I dont think MAN is a regular topic of conversation, but when
she comes out with dumbs$h!t like this, (though I dont think they
discuss her rants over dinner) I am almost sure it comes up
briefly. They may live in a bubble, but it is not that thick!

Either way my little scenario was for laughs and nothing else.

OMGOSH PT!!!!!!!!, that is the best tab report ever! thank you!!!!. ROTFLMAO! you have to save these and put in a tabloids for dummies or something….hahahahahaha

kay aye @ 03/02/2009 at 12:57 pm
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How much time does it take to cut and paste anything, you stupid twit? I suppose it would take you half a day just to figure out how to do it.
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Get gone.

# 415 Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 10:41 am
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Unless they left for DC before midnight last night, they didn’t go anywhere. This storm shut everything down.

some bunny @ 03/02/2009 at 1:25 pm

Hey thanks PT for your tabloid report. I am addicted now. And my family and friends who I ignored as I was reading your TR, also want to thank you because they are on there own now. LOL
I was wondering??
Do any of you watch HBO’s BIGLOVE? (Last night’s SPOILER ALERT)

If you don’t, well you probably at least know that the gist of the show is about polymarriages in the guise of the LDS, and centers around Bill Paxton’s character(Bill) and his 3 wives..

Bills Brother – Joey, is married to a psycho named Wanda, and last night’s episode, Joey was taking on a second wife Cindy, who Wanda secretly hates, and any who…. There was a scene that went to Wanda making a poster and Cindy comes in and see’s it and asked Wanda
” what’s that?” and Wanda says its a schedule because she is first wife now…
The camera angles in to zoom to this contruction poster board and on it is a picture of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and in Wanda’s hand is a picture of Jennifer Aniston!

As Wanda is showing Cindy her “Schedule” she’s trying to glue Jen in somewhere between Brad and Angelina. It was VERY FUNNY.

Okay so my last 4 comments are in the 7th circle of moderation He!!

Has anyone but me written to Jared to complain?

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 1:44 pm

Soooo…I was just checking the news on the Yahoo homepage. Guess what one of the 5 featured stories? Yeah – “Aniston commenst on divorce from Pitt”. I think I’m going to stop calling her X and start calling her EB II. – Energizer Bunny II. That’s an extra 3 characters though…don’t know if it’s worth the effort…

Maniston needs to go away for awhile…someone should tell her to stay low key. She is everywhere in People Magazine. I don’t bother to click on the article if it has something to do with her. She says the same old thing – that she is happy and she is over Mr. Pitt and she is strong. This is what’s happen when she doesn’t have anything going on in her personal life. No family to care for and no real love in JM. If she has a family, all this other stuff is just bs. On more thing, when you are happy you don’t have to say it, people could tell.

ebmo @ 03/02/2009 at 1:33 pm
Okay so my last 4 comments are in the 7th circle of moderation He!!
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I’ve been fairly lucky so far — only moderated 3 times in the past week — but it’s not just the J-P threads. The hags are whining that they are being moderated too. Something in Jared’s filter is off the rails.

passby @ 03/02/2009 at 1:45 pm
She says the same old thing – that she is happy and she is over Mr. Pitt and she is strong.
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Maybe she figures if she repeats it often enough, people will be dumb enough to believe it. The hags are parroting her like a demented tape recorder.

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 1:50 pm

#454

well,

I don’t know what “still simmering feud” Jossip is talking about, because as anyone can see, Angie and Brad are definitely not in one with pp aka baby jane. THese people don’t give her the time of day.

hey JP fans, it was on Fox News last night, your heros are getting major flack for being too smug at awards shows…ya think?
Knew I’d take kate and tom anyday! and jen and john too, read below and weep!! ha..exposed and it’s not pretty.

DANICA LO
Brad and Angie are too cool for school – not!

OSCARS SECTION

HI LO: RED CARPET

Last updated: 12:31 pm
February 24, 2009
Posted: 3:58 am
February 24, 2009

LET’S just get it out in the open. Just because you are a rabid adopter, zealous breeder, star as benighted mothers in movies no one watches and live in France, you are not a better person.

Even if you are sleeping with Brad Pitt.

Hollywood’s golden couple – shriek! OMG! Was that Brad and Angie?!? – dropped a smug bomb at the Academy Awards Sunday night, swanning onto the red carpet for photo ops but shunning interviewers in what’s become their signature navel-gazing charade of the celebrity arrival.

Enough already.

Possession of pouty lips and carefully contrived tousled hairdos doesn’t exempt them from associating with the reporters and fans who made them famous.

More: Bizarro Rourke Rocks the Red Carpet

MORE: Stiller a Phoenix Rising From the Ash

At both the Golden Globes and the Oscars, Brangelina snubbed or brushed off uber-host Ryan Seacrest’s questions. On ABC, Tim Gunn of “Project Runway” gushed over the cocky couple but was rebuffed by a patronizing Jolie’s verbal pat on the head in return. “How sweet!,” she cooed.

What’s with the lofty attitude? And what’s the deal with the frock-and-go look Jolie’s been sporting at award shows?

Although Jolie dressed to the nines for the British film awards, she barely did her hair, pinning it back halfway. Her matchy-matchy green jewelry at the Oscars seemed lazy; the no-do hairdo at the Golden Globes was a mess; her blue pull-on boat-neck dress at the SAG Awards was sacklike, to say the least. Would it be beyond her to make a sartorial effort, to be a good sport and participate even a wee bit in the glamour of an evening?

Remember the good old days when Jolie was interesting and – gasp – fun? She starred in oddball movies such as “Hackers” and “Gia,” wore vials of blood around her neck, couldn’t shut up about her relationships, dated a lesbian model, talked about cutting herself with her knife collection (OK, disclaimer: The Post does not condone self-harm) and publicly made out with her brother.

After four years together, Jolie and Pitt have morphed into Mr. and Mrs. Ordinary. To stay at the top of the Tinseltown pile, just being good-looking is not enough – especially when your nose is held higher than the Hollywood sign.

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 2:00 pm

#475

PT,

One of my co-workers who was an X sympathizer, was just reading Yahoo, and said she is tired reading and hearing about X and her divorce. It seems she is rapidly overstaying her welcome with the public. There are regular folks who go through divorces everyday, who end up with childen to support, with little money. They dont have time to feel sorry for a millionairess who keeps whining for 4 years. Why doesn’t her friend Oprah talk to her?

I still think this is a backtrack, kindda like the one she did on Oprah last year re the “uncool” statement. Her and peeboy are really a match made in heaven. THey deserve each other.

Smug Bomb- Jp fans
Like someone said the good thing is that there was live blogging going on at the oscars and there is youtube. So that post was pure fiction!

It’s a good thing there was live blogging and clips of the event..That post was pure fiction.

Jennifer Aniston: “MY DAD DIDN’T WANT ME TO ACT”
By Adam, March 1 2009
Jennifer Aniston’s father didn’t want her to act.

The former Friends star, 40, has revealed that her dad, John, wasn’t keen on his daughter pursuing an acting career, but he never let his feelings known as it would make her even more determined to follow her dreams.

Jennifer tells British magazine Source, “As a kid I sometimes went to work with my dad. He didn’t want me to act but knew if he told me not to I’d be even more determined.

“He said that the rejection would rip my heart out, but I didn’t believe it. I wanted to find out for myself.

“Starting out, my agent told me I wasn’t being cast because I needed to lose weight. So I dropped 30lbs and landed Friends, only to find myself publicly chastised for being too skinny.

“I didn’t know I was ‘overweight’ until someone told me. Even worse, I offended the entire Greek nation because I was quoted as saying I was not genetically thin, just Greek with big boobs and ass. I feel lucky to have them. All shapes and sizes are beautiful.”

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 2:05 pm

OK I have had 2 posts in moderation today. And the trolls posts are going through. Go figure.

Smug Bomb- Jp fans! @ 03/02/2009 at 1:52 pmit was on Fox News last night,

Stupid the article is dated Feb 24. Today is March 2.Yawn . Fox got that from their trashy sister paper. Plus it old we have already torn that apart.
Next.

Go away X and your fans as well. WHat’s the matter is the X’s thread too boring for her fans. She just needs to shut up. #479 OLD ARTICLE. Already disproven. You guys are so lame. Can’t live without Brad and Angie. Jennifer Aniston needs to shut up about Brad and Angie and stop riding on their coat tails. Her fans are so lame they really believe all the tabloid bull.

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 2:11 pm

#480

You are too late Sambo, that story has been discussed, dissected and found to be the jealous rantings of a harpie. And Tim Gunn had only glowing things to say about the JPs.

alexkziel @ 03/02/2009 at 2:12 pm

479 you are a bit late idiot!

hehehe

I remember when they begged to Angie to be the next Bond girl, even Dennis C talked with her I think.

And Aniston is begging to be the next Bond girl!!

so funny!

alexkziel @ 03/02/2009 at 2:15 pm

Remember the movie leprechaun? Man that thing was hideous, it also had a leprechaun in it.

hahah i love this comment in WWTDD about X

# 479 Smug Bomb- Jp fans! @ 03/02/2009 at 1:52 pm
hey JP fans, it was on Fox News last night, your heros are getting major flack for being too smug at awards shows…ya think?
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Oh wow, like we give a sh*t about Fox News. Huvane bought their asses years ago.

hey fans! souliejolie is for sale on ebay!

Not impressed by JA @ 03/02/2009 at 2:21 pm

TCCOBB worldwide sales updated
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Domestic: $125,386,000 41.5%
+ Foreign: $177,000,000 58.5%

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= Worldwide: $302,386,000

Not impressed by JA @ 03/02/2009 at 2:22 pm

Domestic: $125,386,000 41.5%
+ Foreign: $177,000,000 58.5%

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= Worldwide: $302,386,000

just thoughts @ 03/02/2009 at 2:30 pm

This is why Aniston is pathetic. JH went through a death. Aniston went through a divorce. A divorce she said she was fine with the day of her separation. A divorce she filed for. I am willing to bet four years from now JH will not still be talking about her loss in interviews. Yet Aniston is still speaking like JH after four years that included Vince V, Paul S, Grip boy, Producer Boy and now Pee boy.
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Jennifer Hudson appeared on Oprah Winfrey’s show Friday and had this heartening news: “I’m good.”

Although there was no mention made of the murders last fall of her mother, brother and nephew, Hudson did offer this assessment of her psyche.

“I’m good,” she said. “I’m really good. I’m just glad to be back and be back to working and just doing what I love to do … I’m in a very good place.”

I swear some people are just too stupid for words. First of all Angie and Brad did not “snub” anyone (well except for Ryan and he is no one and does not mattter). I think what they were trying to avoid are questions relating to that stalker ex of Brad. Angie and Brad being ahead of the game thought it best not to ruin their night with frivolous dumb@$$ questions about this so-called lame ass and tired triangle. Kudos to them! As far as I am concerned they gave enough interviews this award season, even entertaining most of the unintelligent and irrelavant questions that were asked to them. They do not owe anything to anyone. The End.

Too Funny!! @ 03/02/2009 at 2:40 pm

Y’all are too crazy – you actually believe that by sitting here on a gossip blog you can “dissect” and determine whether something in the tabloid world is true or not?? You believe that when you get on JJ you can talk something to death until you reach the combined “opinion” of people that are obsessed with a couple of movie stars and therefore you have deemed it a truth or untruth. You would never accept anything to be true about them if it in any way wasn’t part of what you percieve them to be in your minds. You don’t really love them – you love what they represent to YOU in YOUR minds. You can never see them for what they really are because to you they are not human they are above being human. And when you guys pull out the “fan-fics” you bring a whole new level of obsession to the mix. I can literallly show you over half of these posts that def border on “crazy train” material.

Too Funny!!
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Hm…and you are here because???
Oh yes to shed some wisdom. Well save your hypocritical BS for those that care.

Who said they are not humans, you must be the one who worship them because I don’t think that any of the JP fans have yet implied that they are not humans.

No need to waste time explaining something that you are obviously not intelligent enough to understand. Later!

Jen answers why she can’t win with the BRAD questions.

http://www.popsugar.com/2877118

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 2:50 pm

#495

TOO Funny

And yet… HERE YOU ARE. Now STHU. No one here gives a d*mn what you think. Go harass the fraud who can’t give an interview without referencing her ex in some way. Now that is freaking crazy.

Now, go back to popsugar, or celebitchy, or which other cave you crawled out from.

“val @ 03/02/2009 at 2:38 pm I swear some people are just too stupid for words. First of all Angie and Brad did not “snub” anyone (well except for Ryan and he is no one and does not mattter). …”

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And not even Seacrest, because Brad DID repond to Seacrest’s question and said a couple of words to him, Angie didn’t but Brad did.
(And Angie was VERY sweet to Tim Gunn who ran onto the Red Carpet and was GUSHING over her.)

I don’t know what people expect. They were the BIGGEST stars there so naturally every media from around the WORLD wanted them to stop and “chat.” If they did that, they would STILL be on the Red Carpet right now. Anyone who watched the pre-shows konws they DID stop and speak with journalists every now and then, when they felt like it. That’s all they were required to do.

Jennifer Aniston on her divorce: ‘no villains, no heroine’
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Elleexclusivejenniferanistonsfirstu Jennifer Aniston now insists that she’s not the one who’s been beating the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie dead divorce horse to promote her movies.
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It’s all the media’s fault for harping on the subject in every interview.
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“‘No matter what I say, things will always be taken out of context and misinterpreted, will always be turned around to make it seem as though I won’t let something go, or that I just keep talking about it over and over,” she patiently explains to Elle UK in an interview done months before her Oscar appearance and onstage Brangelina confrontation.
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“I don’t owe anybody my side of the story. There are no sides! There is no bad guy and there is no good guy. There are no villains and there is no heroine in this story. It’s just not the case.”
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In the interview, she also gets in a mention of her new films, “Marley & Me” and “He’s Just Not That Into You.”
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And while she admits she’s usually offered “funny, quirky, pretty roles,” she’d love to do an action-packed thriller. “James Bond! Glamour! Daniel Craig! … of fun!,” she exclaims.
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Hey now, hold on a minute. That’s Angelina Jolie’s turf! But … wouldn’t that be interesting?
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How about Jennifer Aniston replacing Angelina Jolie as the new Lara Croft? Talk about a built-in audience of Team Aniston versus Team Jolie.
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What do you think? Could you see Jennifer as an action babe?
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Or is she just too “Friends”-ly to be that dangerous and sexy?

who cares about baby jane?she should just stfu and go away!
what a whiny b*tch.why does she feel the need to mention her divorce once again?what about no comment?
and her stupid fans claim is Brad and Angie who keeps mentioning her.duh!

Good afternoon to all BAMPZSKV fans. I hope everyone is having a good Monday. Hi to guli, Passing Through, irma, embo, bdj, anustin, Preggy Jolie, Lady G, an Oldie, vickiefromtexas, senior, jill, dianad1968 and anyone I missed.

I read that article about pbgf on Huffington Post. I said Brad has stopped her from talking directly about Angie and him, but she stills finds a way.

This morning I got up and turned the tv on to the the news. It was on CNN’s HLN. But instead they had Showbiz tonight. They had Ken Baker, AJ Hammer and another guest.

The conversation had been about, drum roll. Brad, Angie, pbgf, and pb himself. The burning question was which pair would be last the longest as the reigning couple of HW. Or some such dribble.

What was interesting was Ken Baker’s answer. He went to extoll BP/AJ’ beauty, talent, and the fact that their are a billion dollar money making machine.

He said that pee boy was a musician without the star power. And here is the big one. He said that pbgf was basically a television star, who was still trying to break into movies. And didn’t have the star power of AJ/BP. I almost tripped on my hardwood floors.

He told the truth. He told the truth. Ken Baker told the truth. BBL Peace

Jen on the cover of UK ELLE @ 03/02/2009 at 2:46 pm
Jen answers why she can’t win with the BRAD questions.
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She can win very easily by simply refusing to answer the questions.

Okay I am going to join in on the conspiracy theories. Just now I tried to post comments using the name that won’t be mention and I went into moderation. Be advised that there were no curse words or anything negative.

I only said that this morning Ken Baker said that the musician had no real star power, And she was basically a television star trying to make it as a movie star, but hadn’t succeeded yet.

Of coure I gave the background to why this comment was made. But I will not repeat it here again. And I also gave individual shout outs. Maybe it doesn’t like the shout outs. Peace

I have been in moderation twice for no reason. Peace

thelookoflove1365 @ 03/02/2009 at 3:33 pm

The Ho only use Neutregena (?) soap to stop the advance of aging? Well, excuse me while I run to the store to stock up on that soap. I need me some anti-aging soap! :roll:
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If that Ho turn up to be a Neutregena(?) spokewh0re, I will never buy their product ever.
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BTW, I very seldom talk about the Ho, cuz I don;t care about her, but this divorce thing gotta go. 4 frucking years old and many men between her sheets and she’s still talking about it like it just happened? Is there anyone in her life that can honestly tell her to not be this PATHETIC? Seriously! And this “whatever she says will be miscontrued BS”, then if she really believed that because she’s fond of reading the tabs, then STHU!

# 502 dina #1 @ 03/02/2009 at 3:31 pm
I have been in moderation twice for no reason. Peace
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Everybody on every thread is in moderation, Dina. Jared needs to replace his filter or something. Send him an e-mail. I already did.

If the red carpet for stalker jen is fairly busy its because there was a big ad in the free London newspaper for the dog movie, premier tonight come see the stars at 5.30(busiest time with people finishing work).

Too Funny!! @ 03/02/2009 at 3:43 pm

Brad always answers questions about Jen. But you guys seem to think that’s ok. You will never be logical or fair towards her – good thing she doesn’t need you folks at all!!

Hola cyber crypts and cyber bluds!…the champ is her…

…east coaster stay inside…ole man winter is roaring…march in like a lion and out like a lamb…they say…haha…

…not that I give a f uck about this s hit…but, I saw on cnn’s entertainment excerpt where a I don’t know a ‘someone’ was referring to “maniston” to mean mayer and aniston…then, I thought, cliniqua or somebody was calling HER this years ago…and that relationship is new…hahhahahha…have fun with it…hahahahhahahaha

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 4:00 pm

#508,

Too Funny,

Stop trying to rewrite history. Brad has answered questions about this barnacle , TWICE, and both times were in the last year. The first time, he said they maintained a friendship, the second time, a few weeks ago, he made the infamous “sweetheart” reference. He has never been mean to her. This b*tch has been going on about this divorce for the past FOUR YEARS. I am sure there are men in HW who feelng sorry for Brad that he has to put up with this crazy a*s, and calling him lucky for having -at least physically- escaped her. They are probably thanking God, they were not that unfortunate to get involved with her.

The woman is a leech.

Wasn’t she complaining about there was no enough comedic roles before? now they starts getting offers for those kind of roles (the only kind of roles she can play with her range) she rolling her eyes about it? She should be thankful because if it wasn’t for Brad she would have been like the rest of the friends cast unemployable some of them actually better than her.

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 4:06 pm

#508,

And she doesn’t need us folks? Why in h*ll then does she always complain in her interviews about any criticisms of her? She would curl up and die, if she reads some of the jokes being made about her on the internet? Do you really think it’s only on JJ she is being laughed at? Please.

Too Funny!! @ 03/02/2009 at 3:43 pm
Brad always answers questions about Jen.
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Hell he does. Last time the papzs asked him about Jen he told them to shut it and kept walking.

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 4:09 pm

^^^should be “of anyone criticizing her”.

Too Funny!! @ 03/02/2009 at 4:13 pm

You guys really BELIEVE you know everything about these people. That, in itself, is the best laugh. He has spoken of her many times but of course you believe that he didn’t mean her or the tabloids are lying. Get over this triangle. It is hysterical to witness you all getting your panties in a bunch over this woman – you provide hours of enjoyment to most of us from the other blogs!!

Too Funny!! @ 03/02/2009 at 4:13 pm
If you and others are enjoying yourself so much than STFU and just say thank you and stop the whining.

[☆I n F a m o u s☆] @ 03/02/2009 at 4:22 pm

cookie, don’t act like you just came out the jar. you know who was calling her that yearsss ago.

Too Funny!! @ 03/02/2009 at 4:26 pm

OK, thank you for providing so many of us with great gut-busting laughs. Nobody does it better than you people. Tell me again how she changed her eye color. Any buffoon can tell you don’t get that light a color with contacts on brown eyes. Please…….do tell.

sheispathetic @ 03/02/2009 at 4:29 pm

Too Funny!! @ 03/02/2009 at 4:13 pm

why dont you go to ff and dlisted and tell them the same sh*t?they wish death on babies,did you know that?

you are here to detract from the fact that aniston is milking the divorce again.typical behavior from a paid troll.

Too Funny!! @ 03/02/2009 at 4:40 pm

You see what I mean, now I’m being “paid” to come here and have fun with you kiddies!! Don’t get me wrong, I’m not mad at you for inferring that I’m being paid. But, most of you will go along with that mind set and convince yourselves that I am being paid by….Huvane, right? I truly want to thank you all again for the hours of enjoyment you provide. But again, back to the eye color thing – how did she do that?? Please be warned, my step dad is an opthamologist and I made him sit down (grudgingly) to see her on a tv show to tell me if it’s possible for her to really have brown eyes. He said that because the eye color is so light it would be impossible for her to have brown eyes. But something tells me that you folks over here have devised a way to explain how she accomplished this – I just need another laugh for the day before I go home, so please tell me. Tee hee. Y’all are the best.

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 4:43 pm

I’ve posted the US Lies Weakly part of the tabloid report…another long one…
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http://tabloidreport.blogspot.com/

Too Funny!! @ 03/02/2009 at 4:26 pm

Stupid Paris Hilton has brown eyes but wears blue contacts. Her eyes are light blue in pictures.

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/paris-hilton/pictures/paris-hilton-picture-1.jpg
Here is a pic of Hilton’s blue eyes

Heiress wears coloured contact lenses

Paris Hilton, 25, has revealed she really has brown eyes but wears blue contact lenses to change their colour.

‘I’m a brand, an entertainer,’ she says. ‘The brand Paris Hilton is like a fantasy life. I think people think of me as like an American princess fantasy.

sheispathetic @ 03/02/2009 at 4:52 pm

just ignore this stupid troll.we already had this subject weeks ago.someone even posted some pics.i m done with this troll for today.

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 4:52 pm

#527

PLease tell me you are not that stupid. How do you explain her brown eyes when she first started her acting career. What happened, a grown a*s woman changed eye color? God, no wonder you idiots admire this woman, your IQ is as small as hers.

Too Funny!! @ 03/02/2009 at 4:40 pm
What’s your step father’s name so we can all make sure we don’t go to him.

Seeing if I am still in modertion. Peace

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 5:00 pm

# 473 some bunny @ 03/02/2009 at 1:25 pm
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You’ve got your family and friends reading the tab report? LOL! Well, tell them not to get too used to it because it’s NOT going to be a weekly occurrence.
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Also – Big Love…I’ve never even heard of it. I don’t have HBO. I’m too cheap to pay for it. Between cable and internet my bill is over $100 so I said, screw HBO! Wonder if X called the folks at Big Love to tell them how offended she is and ask them to apologize to her. I’m still laughing at that idiot for being upset that the fugger-than-X Kimberly Stewart called her homely. X needs to learn to let shite go…there’s a whole lot of people who’d appreciate that!

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 1:44 pm Soooo…I was just checking the news on the Yahoo homepage. Guess what one of the 5 featured stories? Yeah – “Aniston commenst on divorce from Pitt”. I think I’m going to stop calling her X and start calling her EB II. – Energizer Bunny II. That’s an extra 3 characters though…don’t know if it’s worth the effort…
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Baby Jane’s press tour wasn’t getting any press time, no one is interested in anything she has to say about herself. The only thing that the blogs were saying is where she and Owen were and what she had on. So, what does she do to get play time? Mention Brad and the divorce and the press comes running. She has promoted this entire movie on the backs of Brad and Angie.

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 5:11 pm

# 484 The Pundit @ 03/02/2009 at 2:03 pm
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See…I told you guys John Aniston is a good guy! He was trying to spare us a future of endless whining from his boring daughter. You go, Victor!

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 4:43 pm

I’ve posted the US Lies Weakly part of the tabloid report…another long one…
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http://tabloidreport.blogspot.com/
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Great Job as alway…

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 5:12 pm

# 494 Not impressed by JA @ 03/02/2009 at 2:21 pm
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So it ended up being $177mil instead of $176mil. Good…every little nickle makes it that much harder for the dog flick to catch…

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 5:18 pm

# 496 just thoughts @ 03/02/2009 at 2:30 pm
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Yet Aniston is still speaking like JH after four years that included Vince V, Paul S, Grip boy, Producer Boy and now Pee boy.
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You left out Camera Boy. Wouldn’t want to shortchange her bedpost notches, would we? Lord knows how many others there were that the tabs didn’t report because America’s Cheap Ho just doesn’t sell as many mags as America’s Sweetheart. IIRC it was the US Lies Weakly that said right after The Urinator dumped her that a friend of her’s told them X wasn’t that into him and had in fact slept with someone else while The Urinator was on tour. I put that down simply to her sleeping with yet another producer while trying to find a sucker to fund her cheesy romcoms…

Observer2 @ 03/02/2009 at 5:22 pm

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 4:43 pm
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Thanks, PT. Again, no wonder both Ken Sunshine and Stephen Huvane hand wrote and sent that article to PEOPLE. They didn’t get what they wanted from the tabs. LOL.

Great job, as always.

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 5:23 pm

# 498 Too Funny!! @ 03/02/2009 at 2:40 pm
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Y’all are too crazy – you actually believe that by sitting here on a gossip blog you can “dissect” and determine whether something in the tabloid world is true or not??
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Hmmmm…call me crazy, but you seem to think that YOU can sit “here on a gossip blog” and “dissect” us…so why can’t we “dissect” the tabloids?
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BTW, doofus, you missed the point. I wasn’t “dissecting” the tabloids – I WAS RIDICULING THEM!!! The fact that you missed that and then came here btiching is hilarious. Go on back over to Dlisted and whine to them. Nobody here gives a crap.

…fug, hey man, I don’t know who said it…but I know it wasn’t this new relationship…ALL HELL to fug/INFAMOUS!…there you go…credit it’s f uckin do…aiight…stay warm man…

some bunny @ 03/02/2009 at 5:28 pm

PT loved your new TR. Thnx for the laugh.

Your depliction of Jennifre Aniston reminds me of a character in a movie I saw a few nights ago staring Sienna Miller. It was called, “Interview.” the role of Katya could have been adapted from JA’s real life.

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 5:30 pm

# 500 Tijen @ 03/02/2009 at 2:46 pm
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http://www.popsugar.com/2877118
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ROTFLMAO! OMFG! That picture of her is hilarious! First of all – look at her chin – THEY PHOTOSHOPPED HER CHIN SO THAT IT’S MORE ROUNDED!!! ROTFLMBAO!!! Everybody knows that ho’s chin is square!
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Secondly, she’s posed like a 22 year-old sex kitten wannabe – sitting on her knees in skimpy tank top and shorts AND TWIRLING HER HAIR LIKE 13-YEAR OLD!!! BBBBWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Honest to God – somebody in her camp needs to sit her ass down and tell her she can’t turn back the clock no matter how hard she tries. Every studio in the world knows she’s 40. When she stands next to women her own age it’s apparent that she’s 40. When she stands next to women 5, 10, 15 years younger…it’s apparent that she’s 40. Even Demi Moore and her Fountain of Plastic Youth aren’t this pathetic.

Too Funny!! @ 03/02/2009 at 4:26 pm
my step dad is an opthamologist and I made him sit down (grudgingly) to see her on a tv show to tell me if it’s possible for her to really have brown eyes. He said that because the eye color is so light it would be impossible for her to have brown eyes.
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Either you’re lying or your stepdad is a quack. My eyes are so dark brown they look black, and I changed them to a very light hazel once with contact lenses. You can change your eyes to ANY color with good contact lenses. Your stepdad should know that, if he’s an eye doctor, which makes me think you’re a liar and he’s probably Joe the plumber.

…this mutha knows everyone’s post, emails, and even daily personal details of celebrities…is this a needy nozy b itch or whatt?!…

lol, this dumb twit too funny never heard of colored contact lenses, for that she should be bi tch slap back to her momma,lol

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 5:46 pm

# 503 lol @ 03/02/2009 at 3:09 pm
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Liz Snead just never quite goes far enough when calling bullshit on X. Why not just say the triangle mainly lives on because X won’t shut the hell up? Sure the tabs would keep writing fake stories, but they wouldn’t have any fuel if X would REALLY move the hell on and stop giving it lip service.

after seeing the poll JOHN MAYER blog about voting both mayer and aniston read blog and post.
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from his twitter
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Be honest you’d vote for yourself if you came across it as well. It’s human nature! I sort of like me. I “get” me. I know what I mean.
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I wish I knew how to delete cookies on a Mac and vote again. Need to ask Karl Rove. He would know.

sheispathetic @ 03/02/2009 at 5:55 pm

http://tabloidreport.blogspot.com/

Great job Passing Through!Bravo!

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 4:43 pm

I’ve posted the US Lies Weakly part of the tabloid report…another long one…
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http://tabloidreport.blogspot.com/
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ROTFLOL……..you are a genius!!!!!!….thank you!

vickifromtexas @ 03/02/2009 at 6:04 pm

kay aye @ 03/02/2009 at 11:43 am vickifromtexas: Would you mind explaining how what you’ve described is ironic (HINT: it’s not)? Because I’m pretty certain you i
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irony is something unexpected. if you think fans here are “loons” one would expect you not to care if we refer to j.a. as x.

sheispathetic @ 03/02/2009 at 6:10 pm

omg,an oldie was soooooooooooooo right when she wrote:

an oldie @ 03/02/2009 at 9:39 am

Hey, jenhens, you need to run over to People’s website. They have a poll “Is John a keeper?”. So far 34% said yes and 64% said no. Oh, oh. go vote to prevent a breakup. LOL. Ellie, jenfan and Bet, you should stay on that site to vote every 5 minutes. Hahahaha. Oh, and John, you should stay there too. Your future in mediawhore land is at stake. If people don’t buy your romance with jen after all the who’ring out on Oscar night, the Gay rumor will resurface. Maybe Outtatouch should do a poll: Who do you like better for John? Perez Hilton or JenAniston?” Hahahahaha.
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lol @ 03/02/2009 at 5:49 pm

after seeing the poll JOHN MAYER blog about voting both mayer and aniston read blog and post.
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from his twitter
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Be honest you’d vote for yourself if you came across it as well. It’s human nature! I sort of like me. I “get” me. I know what I mean.
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I wish I knew how to delete cookies on a Mac and vote again. Need to ask Karl Rove. He would know.

Didn’t Brad leave Huvane as his agent?

Angie was with CAA/Huvane for awhile around the time of shooting Mr. and Mrs. Smith and then left them. Maybe their is some lingering vindictiveness on Huvane’s part.

I’ve been reading about him and his omnipotence in Hollywood. Seems like he could ruin careers and reputations if he chose.

perezhilton @ 03/02/2009 at 6:18 pm

PH

Marley and Me’s assault on the people of Europe continues!

On Monday, the film’s stars, Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston, were in London to promote the dog flick.

Maniston’s chin is looking more prominent these days.

Can we blame the extreme lifting of a new Botox regimen?

Now we know what a female Jay Leno might look like!

Jupi @ 03/02/2009 at 6:13 pm
Maybe their is some lingering vindictiveness on Huvane’s part.
I’ve been reading about him and his omnipotence in Hollywood. Seems like he could ruin careers and reputations if he chose.
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Ut-oh. Maybe that’s why Aniston hasn’t fired him?

perezhilton @ 03/02/2009 at 6:21 pm

ph headline
Maniston and Her Chin Say Cheers to London

he can be mean sometimes!

peeboy voting for himself, lol

to Jill

Regarding Huvane & Co. of CAA – I was reading an article about a dinner btwn. Huvane and pbgf some time ago and it mentioned them getting cozy and Huvane stroking her hands with his fingers. Made my skin crawl but favors can carry a star to the top. Just my opinion – but lets not be naive, either.

We’re talking mega-bucks in that industry.

perezhilton @ 03/02/2009 at 6:38 pm

Jupi @ 03/02/2009 at 6:34 pm

to Jill

Regarding Huvane & Co. of CAA – I was reading an article about a dinner btwn. Huvane and pbgf some time ago and it mentioned them getting cozy and Huvane stroking her hands with his fingers. Made my skin crawl but favors can carry a star to the top. Just my opinion – but lets not be naive, either.

We’re talking mega-bucks in that industry.
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what? i thought we was gay?

perezhilton @ 03/02/2009 at 6:41 pm

oops typo….we=he

just came back from soulie jolie, apparently the owner has it on sell on e-bay

crazy jp fans! Jen makes more @ 03/02/2009 at 6:50 pm

What a bunch of crackpots on here. Following his every move, matching his and Jolie’s movie grosses to Jens, Good Lord.! Are you all love sick like kids for the Jonas Brothers or something? My lord! Reading all these posts, anyone normal.. Normal I said, would have 98% of you all commited..as would Brad. Sick! Get a blow up doll of them both and put it next to you when you sleep and eat. damn!!!!!
As for all the stupid movie gross investigations, Jen had a lot more fans flocking to her movie, which is why she had the # 1 spot on her last two movies, and the JP’s did Not. Who wants to see those kind of movies? Most do not, they want to see chic flicks, and current age stories. Jen holds the title with that, over Angie..(remember Daniel Pearl movie?) ha! Not one nut here checks THAT Gross! She’shad more flops in the last years then anyone that makes big movies now, and BTW, check Forbes while your on a hunt to see if JP is more of a money maker, they aren’t…Jen Aniston, happily holds that title now!!
Why isn’t that posted?? hmmm? She beat Ange by a lot of millions!
I wonder why, Id she’s SOOOO Hated!! ha! Only on here, believe me, JP fans Inc.

Kevin Huvane is the agent and Stephen Huvane is the PRWh*re. Kevin used to be Brad’s agent but after the split he went back to Bryan L.

passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 6:55 pm

# 523 Too Funny!! @ 03/02/2009 at 4:13 pm
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It cracks me up when the trolls who’ve been stalking Brad & Angie 24/7/365 for 4 years come here and chastise US for obsessing on them. Apparently no one has ever told them that people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. IT claims we think we know everything about the J-Ps…then tells us we don’t…and is therefore claiming IT knows everything we know or thinks IT knows something we don’t. Anyway you slice and dice it the troll has 2 obsessions to our 1, so why does IT think IT’S better than us?

RunAndTellThat @ 03/02/2009 at 7:00 pm

It is well known in Hollywood that Angelina Jolie has never had a publicist or agent. It’s just her and manager Geyer Kosinski. Brad pitt never had Huvane as his publicist either. Cindy Guagenti was his publicist for 17 years when he fire her in April 2008. I quess he learn from Angelina that sometimes publicist do more damage than good.

Team Jolie-Pitt

perezhilton @ 03/02/2009 at 7:00 pm

with all the new threads about the ho aniston her fans are still whining on a Brad thread.losers!
its so obvious that the ‘blue eye’ troll changed its name.

i see the troll can’t stick with one name,bi polar much,lol

# 560 Jupi @ 03/02/2009 at 6:34 pm
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They don’t call it the casting couch for nothing.
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Let’s not forget who supposedly gave this advice to a younger actress: If you want to succeed in H’wood you have to be f*ckable.

passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 7:07 pm

# 528 Too Funny!! @ 03/02/2009 at 4:40 pm
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I think your “stepdad’s” patients need to find a new doctor. one of the departments I support at work is ophthalmology. We have several huge resolution photo databases of patients eyes for both medical records and teaching purposes. All kinds of eyes…including eyes of patients wearing colored contact lenses – brown-eyed people wearing every color under the sun and the brown doesn’t show through, ditto for blue, green and hazel eyes. In fact they’re very detailed photos. They’ve got a bunch of fancy ass equipment for taking pictures of the eye – thermal scanners, digital cameras, etc. My department has 9 full-time physicians, 9 residents and 1 fellow. I think my 19 ophtalmologists trumps your one.
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Golly…didn’t I ever mention before that ophthalmology is one of my departments? BBBBBWWWHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Stupid trolls.

perezhilton @ 03/02/2009 at 7:07 pm

oh,you stupid troll…one more thing:

we cant waite for Management and Traveling.You know the two movies with whiny b*tch in the leading roles.then come back again and talk about box office,you loser!
and please dont count the dog movie and drew b movie as maniston movies.thats a big lie.

andamentothat @ 03/02/2009 at 7:09 pm

passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 7:07 pm # 528 Too Funny!! @ 03/02/2009 at 4:40 pm
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I think your “stepdad’s” patients need to find a new doctor. one of the departments I support at work is ophthalmology. We have several huge resolution photo databases of patients eyes for both medical records and teaching purposes. All kinds of eyes…including eyes of patients wearing colored contact lenses – brown-eyed people wearing every color under the sun and the brown doesn’t show through, ditto for blue, green and hazel eyes. In fact they’re very detailed photos. They’ve got a bunch of fancy ass equipment for taking pictures of the eye – thermal scanners, digital cameras, etc. My department has 9 full-time physicians, 9 residents and 1 fellow. I think my 19 ophtalmologists trumps your one.
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PT.. you are right in this for certain.. I know of a girl of Indian Origin and she always wore Blue contact lenses through grad school and now she wears it on and off.. and no the black never shines through, it always looks blue..

passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 7:10 pm

# 539 QQQQ @ 03/02/2009 at 5:11 pm
Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 4:43 pm

I’ve posted the US Lies Weakly part of the tabloid report…another long one…
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http://tabloidreport.blogspot.com/
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Great Job as alway…
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Thanks. I’ve still got the other 3 to do…may be tomorrow on those…all that typing has given me a temporary case of carpal tunnel. LOL!

# 564 crazy jp fans! Jen makes more @ 03/02/2009 at 6:50 pm
She beat Ange by a lot of millions!
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Residuals from Friends re-runs, stupid. Any other dumb questions?

passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 7:14 pm

# 542 Observer2 @ 03/02/2009 at 5:22 pm
Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 4:43 pm
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Thanks, PT. Again, no wonder both Ken Sunshine and Stephen Huvane hand wrote and sent that article to PEOPLE. They didn’t get what they wanted from the tabs. LOL.

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Thanks. The Urinator’s spokesho is Sunshine? Shite. I should have smelled his handiwork earlier… These two truly are a perfect match. Please, Jesus, let them spawn soon. That way X truly couldn’t get anymore mileage out of Brad & Angie. BUT…that’s a wasted prayer. The ho made it quite clear in that Elle interview – listen up Fanistons! – that keeping her BODY in shape is her #1 priority. I’ve said it for donkey years and I’ll say it again – no human being will ever issue forth from that btich’s uterus!

passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 7:19 pm

# 559 perezhilton @ 03/02/2009 at 6:21 pm

ph headline
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Observer2 @ 03/02/2009 at 7:21 pm

ROTFLMAO! Mayer is voting for himself on the PEOPLE poll.

I thought we weren’t going to hear from him for 3 months because he was going to be recording a new album. Guy has too much time on his hands.

I guess people don’t “get him”. LOL.

What a match made in heaven between he and Aniston. Neither can quit talking. Too bad, it’s not about each other. Aniston is still yapping about a divorce that is 4 years, 6 kids later.

passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 7:23 pm

# 562 perezhilton @ 03/02/2009 at 6:38 pm

Jupi @ 03/02/2009 at 6:34 pm

to Jill

Regarding Huvane & Co. of CAA – I was reading an article about a dinner btwn. Huvane and pbgf some time ago and it mentioned them getting cozy and Huvane stroking her hands with his fingers. Made my skin crawl but favors can carry a star to the top. Just my opinion – but lets not be naive, either.

We’re talking mega-bucks in that industry.
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No, the gay one is X’s publicist, who’s her agent’s brother. The agent is Kevin Huvane, who’s a partner in CAA. The publicist is Stephen Huvane. There’s yet another brother who’s the editor of…GQ…ring any bells? That one’s Chris Huvane. Incestuous, ain’t it? Now you know why X is always on the cover of GQ and Angie hasn’t been on it in the last 4 years. Angie went from being their Sexiest Woman Alive to being non-existent after she took up with Brad…

Brown hair and brown eyes in her 7th grade photos, they don’t lie. Just enter it for yourself.

passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 7:26 pm

# 569 perezhilton @ 03/02/2009 at 7:00 pm
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SHHHH! You weren’t supposed to notice! She disappeared right after Jill called bullshit on the step-daddy eye doctor…and suddenly someone comes along and wants to talk about X’s movies doing better than Brad’s? The twit must think we’re as dumb as she is.

andamentothat @ 03/02/2009 at 7:32 pm

why is my comment awaiting mod..

I love PHs headline.. Too good..

and when is Mayers reality show airing.. that would be hilarious to see him and X show up doing a Sonny and cher..

vickifromtexas @ 03/02/2009 at 7:35 pm

# 579 passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 7:23 pm # 562 perezhilton @ 03/02/2009 at 6:38 pm

Jupi @ 03/02/2009 at 6:34 pm

to Jill

Regarding Huvane & Co. of CAA – I was reading an article about a dinner btwn. Huvane and pbgf some time ago and it mentioned them getting cozy and Huvane stroking her hands with his fingers. Made my skin crawl but favors can carry a star to the top. Just my opinion – but lets not be naive, either.

We’re talking mega-bucks in that industry.
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No, the gay one is X’s publicist, who’s her agent’s brother. The agent is Kevin Huvane, who’s a partner in CAA. The publicist is Stephen Huvane. There’s yet another brother who’s the editor of…GQ…ring any bells? That one’s Chris Huvane. Incestuous, ain’t it? Now you know why X is always on the cover of GQ and Angie hasn’t been on it in the last 4 years. Angie went from being their Sexiest Woman Alive to being non-existent after she took up with Brad…
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shut up!!!!! that is why she was gq’a man of the year???? ugh.

vickifromtexas @ 03/02/2009 at 7:36 pm

i meant g.q.

to Passing Through……….

Then this could be a Huvane vs. JP vendetta. Petty people with power can destroy others and I read that there are 6 Huvanes and they are a powerhouse force to be reckoned with.

Pbgf is by no means just an innocent cog caught up in the machinery. She has quite a manipulative core behind a “sweetheart” persona and fools many with her claims of innocence.

piper, with a low @ 03/02/2009 at 8:01 pm

Neutragena and sunscreen?!!

SNORT!

So I guess the too small bikini bottoms and the strategically tucked straps of her bikini top are integral to the effectiveness of her sunscreen slathering?!!

And Neutragena? Yeah, if it whirs and requires days of recoup time.

She’s a walking crustacean and everyone knows it.

lol @ 03/02/2009 at 5:49 pm
after seeing the poll JOHN MAYER blog about voting both mayer and aniston read blog and post.
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from his twitter
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Be honest you’d vote for yourself if you came across it as well. It’s human nature! I sort of like me. I “get” me. I know what I mean.
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I wish I knew how to delete cookies on a Mac and vote again. Need to ask Karl Rove. He would know.

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lol, I have a mac. You need to go to the top of the computer – you know, where you can see Safari File Edit View etc etc.
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click on Safari itself and a menu will drop down
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you’ll see Empty Cache and also reset Safari.
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I think if you click on empty cache it will remove you cookies. I know that if you click on Reset Safari, all your cookies, passwords in your favourite sites etc will be wiped out.

Oceanview @ 03/02/2009 at 8:12 pm

PT
Luved the tab report. Your analysis skills are exceptional!

Oops lol, were you the one asking to delete your cookies or were you quoting pb? I assumed it was you!!

# 586 piper, with a low @ 03/02/2009 at 8:01 pm
She’s a walking crustacean
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You are so mean! ROTFLMBAO!!

passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 8:20 pm

# 586 Jupi @ 03/02/2009 at 7:38 pm
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I don’t know that there are 6 Huvanes. IIRC it’s 4.
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I’m not one of those people who buy into this CAA conspiracy nonsense. For one thing – Bryan Lourd has a helluva lot more power than Kevin Huvane does, despite his brotherly connections. Besides, X isn’t Kevin Huvane’s main priority these days. Tiny Tom is. And the client list at CAA is much to big for them to be spending all their time slaying X’s internet dragons. There’s a huge honkin’ list at Wikipedia – some of the people have since jumped ship, but when you’ve got megaclients like Brad, Tom Hanks, Okra, Tiny Tom, Cameron Diaz, Julia Roberts, Mery Streep, Porgie, Reese W., Jim Carrey, Nic Kidman, Daniel Craig, RDJ, Keanu R., Kate Winslet, Jake G., CZJ, ScarJo, Colin Farrell, Ridley Scott VV…and I haven’t even gotten into the musicians (Springsteen) and athletes (LeBron James, Beckham, the Manning bros.)…do you REALLY think they’re wasting time – and money – on people to plant propaganda on blogs about a chick who can’t even get studios to greenlight films for her? In this economy? I don’t think so.

…f uck the tabloids and the report…here’s somehthing…

…robin williams on broadway doing stand-up…yay!…

…eddie murphy doing a movie about richard pryor…yay!…

…f uckin stephan marbury with the celtics…what the f uck?!…aiight…

…prayers they found the missing nfl player’s boat and one person…don’t know about the other three…prayers still…

…another teacher with a f uckin kid!!…ran away, like noone would fine them…what the f uck is going on here?!…another kid!!

passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 8:23 pm

# 589 QQQQ @ 03/02/2009 at 8:09 pm
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The magic of Neutragena
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That’s just flat out scary. This is the woman people keep claiming looks 10 years younger than her age? Maybe to Stevie Wonder.
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Also – someone’s pupils are pinned again. Methinks I know why she’s been clinging to OW so tightly this trip…

passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 8:26 pm

# 594 cook @ 03/02/2009 at 8:22 pm …
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…eddie murphy doing a movie about richard pryor…yay!…
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Personally I think this sucks…and I bet Richard Pryor is rolling in his grave. After Harlem Nights he couldn’t stand Murphy’s ass and wouldn’t want Murphy plaing him in a movie. Couldn’t they find a decent actor?

http://74.6.239.67/search/cache?ei=UTF-8&p=huvane+family&fr=yfp-t-501&u=www.foxnews.com/story/0%2C2933%2C66079%2C00.html&w=huvane+family+families&d=Iwu_Np2uSV2g&icp=1&.intl=us

It says there are 6 Huvane siblings…….

People conspire all the time. The word means simply “to breathe together”.

“Conspiracy theory”……..”coincidence theory” ? No, he’s not blowin’ his wad on JA alone ….but I see the JPs coming in for some relentless pounding and someone is trying to wreck their reputations.

People with a lot of clout in the different medias……..print and otherwise seem to be doing a job on them and it’s intensifying. The JPs are too much of “independent operators”. That’s the reason for this “lesson”.

…women are suppose nurture and protect children…not sleep with them…we gonna be sending madea out to punish these teachers asap…hahah

…personally, you f uckin stand alone…and noone gives a ****…hahhahahahhahahahahha

…murphy won the globe and pitt didn’t…so, don’t talk about losers or better actors…

QQQQ @ 03/02/2009 at 8:09 pm

The multi color hair they are using to make her hair look full looks terrible.

Brad won Golden Globes in 1996.

…recently, pitt did not win against murphy…thank you…

lmao@ dumb cook.

…hhahahahhahahha…NOT so dumb cook…just playin one on jared’s…hhahahhahahahahah

Recently, Brad got Oscar nomination murphy didn’t.

alexanderina @ 03/02/2009 at 9:07 pm

Passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 4:43 pm

I’ve posted the US Lies Weakly part of the tabloid report…another long one…
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http://tabloidreport.blogspot.com/

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ROTFLMFAO that was great PT. Just priceless. Thanks

Maniston wanna be as Bond’s girl. This is a joke.

…murphy didn’t do a movie einstein…and who knows really why pitt was nominated for snorrah…hahahhahahhahahaha

jeeze, now we have to deal with UNfunny and his/it’s annoying hahaha.

Who knows really why murphy was nominated for? you idiot hahahahaaha.

QQQQ @ 03/02/2009 at 9:14 pm

jeeze, now we have to deal with UNfunny and his/it’s annoying hahaha.
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The idiot is really unfunny.

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 9:23 pm

#609

QQQQ,

How are you doing? This idiot is so freaking annoying, and I dont know why some people interact with him, because he never has anyhing intelligent to say.

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 9:26 pm

#586,

piper with a low,

How are you? It’s so nice to see you posting. You have been missed.

…doesn’t matter why murphy was nominated…he WON!!…and pitt DIDN’T!…hahahhhahahahah

…and noone has to deal with with anything…this is the public and you, voila!…can leave…your presence here is no greater than mine…comprende!…and hahhahahahhahahhahahha

Brad is looking good. Thanks for the (not so) new thread Jared. :)

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 9:33 pm

I often wonder how many of these gossip media X and her PR have in their pockets to get the “she is beautiful” comments, over and over again. That dress she is wearing to the London premiere is so inappropriate and looks silly. It looks like she is going to a tea party or wedding, and does absolutely nothing for her. This woman is tryng so hard to hold on to her youth, but she is getting old, and other than TV, has not established in any other medium. THere’s nothing much Huvane &Co can do for her to change that.

Eddie Murphy did a movie Meet Dave on 2008. He wasn’t nominated by any award. Brad Pitt was nominated by every award. EM is not in the same league of Brad Pitt.

passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 9:46 pm

Any Patsy Cline fans here? Do you know the song – Stalking After Midnight?

http://i39.tinypic.com/dzk0gz.jpg

…you sound like a fool…everyone of all ages and any other characteristic or demographics is ALLWAYS anticipating something entertaining from eddie…that’s the fact…noone wins out the gate everytime…except if you’re living in lalabradland…why don’t ya’ll set everyone lose at one time?…we know how the godmother works already…damn!…hahhahahhahahahhahahha

credit jjb

New info on Tree of Life: it will be made by two separate movies

Personally, I hope he’s involved with the NASA-shot sequences that will allegedly be included in the IMAX movie.

And when I say “IMAX movie”, I mean a whole second movie. That’s right, we’ll be getting two new Malick movies in the next year or so: the first is THE TREE OF LIFE (which one source tells me is “massive”); the other will be an “IMAX-only” feature depicting the birth and death of the universe. It’s important to note that these films are not narratively connected; to the best of my knowledge, they’re thematically complementary pieces. Hopefully, I’ll be able to elaborate on this by the end of the week (though I’d kinda like to stay a little vague on the details if only to preserve the air of mystery that’s surrounding this production).

But Douglas Trumbull, the visual f/x pioneer who collaborated with Stanley Kubrick on 2001 and Steven Spielberg on CLOSE ENCOUNTERS, will be receiving his first feature credit since Ridley Scott’s BLADE RUNNER. On a Terrence Malick film. It don’t get any cooler than that.

Thanks to “Heywood Floyd” and “John Galt” for getting in touch.

Source: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/40291

Observer2 @ 03/02/2009 at 9:50 pm

4Q. those pictures needed to be posted with a warning. Yikes.

First look: ‘Salt’ gives a grain of truth about Jolie’s spy
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http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2009-03-02-salt-first-look_N.htm
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Via JJB

Why compare Murphy a comedian to Pitt a character actor? No comparison

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWV7Fxv5qqQ
Now this is too funny and as pitiful as it gets. Yeah.
Just say No to “happy”.

I thought to be a bond girl, she must be sizzling hot and can kick ass.
X, pp and baby jane is non of the above.

Miley makes it to the most bankable forbes’ list but X does not? she’s not worth a cent!

I love Angie’s look in Salt.

Too Cool. AJ looks great. I am looking forward to seeing the movie. Thanks for posting.
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QQQQ @ 03/02/2009 at 9:54 pm

First look: ‘Salt’ gives a grain of truth about Jolie’s spy
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http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2009-03-02-salt-first-look_N.htm
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Via JJB

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 10:01 pm

#555,

Jupi,

If he was able to destroy Brad and Angie, he would have done so already. Instead their careers are thriving, and they are not playing the HW game. I think that p*sses them off, because it makes X look pathetic and weak.

Just got my EW, and the Jen fans must have actually missed a poll in all their vigilance to make sure Jen wins every single US Weekly one.
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“Who was the most stylish couple at the Oscars?
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40% – Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
32% – Diane Lane and Josh Brolin
15% – Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer
8% – Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick
5% – Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron

passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 10:03 pm

# 597 cook @ 03/02/2009 at 8:36 pm

…personally, you f uckin stand alone…and noone gives a ****…hahhahahahhahahahahha

# 598 cook @ 03/02/2009 at 8:40 pm

…murphy won the globe and pitt didn’t…so, don’t talk about losers or better actors…

# 601 cook @ 03/02/2009 at 8:54 pm

…recently, pitt did not win against murphy…thank you…
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You know, Cookie, nobody was comparing Brad to Eddie Murphy. I just don’t think Murphy is a good choice to play Richard Pryor and more importantly Pryor himself probably wouldn’t be happy about it. The fact that you’ve got a hard on for Brad has been well established. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Get over already.

…murphy is an actor and a great comedien(sp) first …but I dunno why murphy and pitt were in the same category…maybe because pitt isn’t any better than everyone else…and murphy, denzel, will, forrest, and morgan, are some of everyone else…

cook @ 03/02/2009 at 8:54 pm …recently, pitt did not win against murphy…thank you…
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That’s because the Hollywood Foreign press recruited tranny’s to vote that year.

http://www.filmmusicmag.com/?p=2668
Music for Salt

According to the latest update of James Newton Howard’s resumee from the Gorfaine-Schwartz Agency, the composer of The Sixth Sense, The Happening and The Dark Knight is attached to Phillip Noyce’s upcoming thriller Salt, starring Angelina Jolie. The Columbia Pictures release, scheduled to come out in 2010, tells the story about a female CIA agent who is outed as a Russian spy. Brian Helgeland and Kurt Wimmer writes. The project is James Newton Howard’s first for Phillip Noyce, who previously worked with composers such as Graeme Revell and Craig Armstrong. James Newton Howard, who was recently nominated to an Oscar for his Defiance score, is also doing the music for Icelandic director Baltasar Kormákur’s new film, Inhale, starring Diane Kruger, Dermot Mulroney, Rosanna Arquette and Sam Shepard.

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 10:01 pm

#555,

Jupi,

If he was able to destroy Brad and Angie, he would have done so already. Instead their careers are thriving, and they are not playing the HW game. I think that p*sses them off, because it makes X look pathetic and weak.

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let us hope you’re right……….but it looks like the players are not ready to give it up.

alexanderina @ 03/02/2009 at 10:10 pm

620 QQQQ @ 03/02/2009 at 9:54 pm
First look: ‘Salt’ gives a grain of truth about Jolie’s spy
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http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2009-03-02-salt-first-look_N.htm
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Via JJB
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wow she looks great. I like the different look on her. I can’t wait for this movie to come out. Thanks 4Q for posting this here

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 10:13 pm

#630

dana

Didn’t Lamey say that Diane Lane and Josh Brolin was the best looking couple at the Oscars? The same way she said X was victorious over Brad and Angie, although she never quite say how that was. She is fast becoming irrelevant. LOL.

passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 10:16 pm

# 621 QQQQ @ 03/02/2009 at 9:54 pm
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First look: ‘Salt’ gives a grain of truth about Jolie’s spy
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http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2009-03-02-salt-first-look_N.htm
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Thanks, 4Q. This sounds very promising. BTW – Angie in that black wig with the bangs reminds me of the VF shoot from last year…and of course the blonde is a dead ringer for GI.

Honestly, I think Lainey is all about pissing off the fans who email her at this point. This woman wrote FANFIC about the JP’s once upon a time. And anyone who saw her Oscar night twitters KNOWS she was completely dazzled and overwhelmed by Brad and Angie. But she seems to get off on being deliberately contrary these days, just to piss people off and get them to send her angry emails and then she prints those and mocks. People need to learn to just ignore her, because the more negative attention you give her, the more she gets off on it and attacks the JP’s even more. I think the same applies to Perez Hilton too. I’m convinced part of the reason he’s so pro-Angie is because he likes pissing off all the haters that hang out on his site.

…you can call the voters what you want…that will help pitt next time i’m sure…okay, then…

Brad and Angie are #2 Forbes’ most bankable . Maniston is #57.

passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 10:20 pm

# 623 bdj @ 03/02/2009 at 9:55 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWV7Fxv5qqQ
Now this is too funny and as pitiful as it gets. Yeah.
Just say No to “happy”.
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LOL. Was there even anyone at this premiere except them and the reporters? ROTFL. When Brad and Angie go to a premiere you can hear the screaming ringing in your ears. This thing was so quiet I could actually hear their answers to the questions…and wished I hadn’t…

jen the new porn star @ 03/02/2009 at 10:20 pm

QQQQ @ 03/02/2009 at 8:09 pm The magic of Neutragena

http://bauergriffinonline.com/2009/03/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-aniston-happily-signs-for-fans.php?bfm_index=6

http://bauergriffinonline.com/2009/03/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-aniston-happily-signs-for-fans.php?bfm_index=7
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She look 10 yrs younger than her age ???? who is she fooling. ??? Oh puh-lease, the press should stop hallucinating us that’s she look young and pretty, SHE IS NOT.!!! I don’t think she’s ugly but she down right average middle age matronly woman who had the time and money in the spa, derma and plastic srugeon clinic. we see a lot of this rich middle age boring woman in the corporate party.

She look exactly her age 4-0. Guy don’t mistake her as some goddess but rather mistake her like someone’s uncle wife or mom of one of your friend, In fact, I think she look like Dina Lohan or Miley Cyrus’s mom, they all have the same sunburn skin, botox face, yoga tone bod. and are in the same age brackett, the difference is the two have teen age daughters while peeboygf still acting like their daughter.

passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 10:22 pm

# 632 Yawn @ 03/02/2009 at 10:06 pm cook @
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03/02/2009 at 8:54 pm …recently, pitt did not win against murphy…thank you…
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ROTFLMAO! Word! I was trying sooooooo hard not to go there…

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 10:23 pm

#635

Jupi,

They may not want give it up, but they dont have much choice. I remember Angie saying that every challenge they have ever faced, has just brought them closer. Angie does not play the HW game, and I think Brad by being with Angie has changed in that respect. Like he said recently, he just looks at her and he gets renewed energy. I think that says it all. Brad is not interested anymore in being the “hunk” and Angie has already made it clear she will be making less movies. Right there, they have taken the perceived power out of the hands of those who may want to destroy them.

…aiight ya’ll, I know leno and letterman will have much s hit to say about this winter storm…

Congrats to Brad and Angie Forbes’ #2 most bankable. They tied with Johnny Depp and Leo D.

A blond Angie. Brad will go crazy. Let’s see if they will get pregant by the end of the film.

Can you send the “Salt” article to JJ for a new thread please?

why is Leo tied with Johnny Depp and the JPs?

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 10:45 pm

#639,

dana,

I think you may have a point. The same way sometimes I think she is mocking Gwyneth when she calls her “my Gwyneth”.

passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 10:16 pm

# 621 QQQQ @ 03/02/2009 at 9:54 pm
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First look: ‘Salt’ gives a grain of truth about Jolie’s spy
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http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2009-03-02-salt-first-look_N.htm
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She looks great and very different with the black hair, bangs and brown eyes. She looks like Connie Selleca.

Missy @ 03/02/2009 at 10:44 pm

why is Leo tied with Johnny Depp and the JPs?
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They all are #2 most bankable.

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 10:49 pm

^^^ My third post in moderation. WTH.

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 10:55 pm

#642,

PT,

That is painful to watch. Are they both high? :lol:

Love Angie in blonde wig. This film will be a hit.

passing Through @ 03/02/2009 at 10:58 pm

# 654 dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 10:55 pm

#642,

PT,

That is painful to watch. Are they both high?
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Did you look at those God awful close-up pix that 4Q posted? Her pupils were as pinned as they were on Oscar night. I’d post the link again, but I don’t want to give anyone nightmares…

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 10:58 pm

#622,

QQQQ,

AJ is going to be the sexiest spy EVER, and as someone said, she is going to be pregnant by the end of the movie. :lol:

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 10:55 pm
LMAO. How hard is it to say how a crowd might respond to a film that has been out since December. I think she was hight. Owen responded as he normally does.

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 11:07 pm

#660,

decency,

The woman could not form a coherent thought if she was held at gun point. God she is dim. How did Brad last that long with her?

Thank you, PT, for the hilarious tab report. I wish someone in HW could discover you and give you a comedy writing job.
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Here’s a clip of Brad and angelina on the RC greeting Irfan Khan. You can see all the other people there gawking at them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bmg3hk2VLg&feature=related

OFF TOPIC:

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I just need to have a little rant about Chris Brown and Rihanna. Skip if you don’t want to read.

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What is it about some daddies and why don’t teach they teach their daughters to know better!!!???? If Rihanna did indeed go back into a relationship with Brown and Rihanna’s father actually supports it then no wonder Rihanna went back to Brown.

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One of the more memorable statements my father made to my sister and me when we were kids was that if a man ever hits you, you leave him. No excuses, no turning back. Nothing. Because there’s always another excuse. (drunk, depressed, upset, your fault)
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Sure the man may change – but once he hits you, he won’t change with you. He may change with another woman but not with the one he has hit.
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It’s not as if the physically abusive man is irredeemable. Everyone can be redeemed and a physically abusive man may find, after proper “detoxing” that he can have a good relationship with another woman.
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But once a man hits you, somehow HE has crossed a line with YOU. And once that line is crossed, it cannot be undone. I truly believe that.

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Sorry. End of Rant. Just hope the rumours that Rihanna is restarting her relationship with Brown again are untrue. Hope Brown sees his psychologist and works out his issues for the next woman.

QQQQ @ 03/02/2009 at 9:54 pm

just from reading this article looks like the movie is going to be awesome. no wonder angie gets the best role. she is so talented.

dana @ 03/02/2009 at 10:01 pm

Just got my EW, and the Jen fans must have actually missed a poll in all their vigilance to make sure Jen wins every single US Weekly one.
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“Who was the most stylish couple at the Oscars?
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40% – Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
32% – Diane Lane and Josh Brolin
15% – Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer
8% – Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick
5% – Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron

>>>>>>>>

And you know the funny thing?? I don’t think this poll was advertised on JJ’s as well so lots of JP fans didn’t know about it.

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But I agree with the EW poll placings for the JPs and Josh Brolin and Diane Lane. I thought they were the 2 best looking couple.

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I’m afraid I just can’t look at pb and p and not picture him, nekkid and standing over a post coital p on a rubber mat (to protect the mattress) and you know, spraying on her like a dog might do over a car tyre … It’s really hard to look at them with this picture on flashing through my head and think how gorgeous or beautiful or sexy pb and p look. together….

Guys, somebody just posted this on HuffPo and this is some funny sh*t:

wassupwiththat See Profile I’m a Fan of wassupwiththat permalink
I live down the street from her in da Bu and an actor friend of mine gave her the candy pole for a while last summer. He was so grossed out by all the spilled blow from her Monday night visits from cokey Cox, the pics of Pitt in the bathroom and the amount of xanax that she knocks back on a nightly basis that he bailed after a few weeks. This chick is soooooo low rent.

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I’m not believing this. She keeps pictures of Brad in the loo?!

Loved the pictures of Angie as SALT. This movie will be a hit for sure. God bless the Jolie-Pitt’s.

waving to all the fans specially senior,neleh,vicki, anoble, MF (sorry to hear about your father),gulu,pt,anustin,bdj,chopin, Dina77,alex,Bailey,cliniqua,Felinelilly,pt,jill,teri,val,gena,andromeda & to all nice ladiest at JJ. Goodnight. God bless.

I mean ladies.

Jen The Hag @ 03/02/2009 at 11:50 pm

Too Funny!! @ 03/02/2009 at 2:40 pm

B I T C H pulease if you don’t want to read positive posts about Brad and Angelina don’t read JJ .. and DON’T TELL THE FANS WHAT TO POST OR WHAT TO WRITE. We don’t go to your favorite sites like FF, Dlisted or POPSUGAR and tell JENHAGS what to do.. it’s only you braindead people who go to Brad & Angelina sites and they rant all over.. WHINNY FANS FOR WHINNY INSECURE IDOL…like idol like fans!!!

Clicked on the main page of JJs and saw
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p, pull up her long evening gown by the hem, all the way up to her upper thighs. Now, most women ,wearing a long gown, for ease of movement, might raise the hem a few inches to a foot off the floor but all the way to your upper thighs?? And in full view of paps???
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YAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Ya know, I’ve seen the no panties look of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. But perhaps p has started something new for once. Paris, et al will follow suit soon and hitch their evening gowns to their as ses. This would soooooo funny.

dianad1968 @ 03/02/2009 at 11:59 pm

MF,

I don’t know if you will read this, and I am not sure you will recognize my name, but I want to offer you my sincere condolences on the loss of your dad, and to tell you, you are in my prayers. God Bless.

dianad1968 @ 03/03/2009 at 12:04 am

I sent an e-mail to JJ, askng him to release my post #649 from moderation he*l. Will see if he does. That was my third post today.

lylian @ 03/02/2009 at 11:52 pm
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LOL I just saw that. A woman might pull a long dress up to her shins or maybe just below her knees when she is getting out of a car or something. But no woman with an ounce of class will pull her dress up to her crotch like she is doing in those pictures. There is absolutely no reason for it except to show off for the cameras. How low-class can you get?

dianad1968 @ 03/03/2009 at 12:10 am

#674

Jill,
Probably she realizes that the M&M tour did not go too well, so when all else fails, put the legs on display. It’s all she has, because even the hair is looking the worse for wear.

Tree of Life to feature dinosaurs?

THE NEW TERRENCE MALICK MOVIE WILL FEATURE DINOSAURS

In case you missed the headline: the new Terrence Malick movie will feature dinosaurs.

Now, don’t get too excited. This isn’t The Thin Jurassic Line or anything. Apparently the dinosaurs will be one part of the movie (called Tree of Life) which actually spans the entire history of the universe. Yes, Malick is making a movie that encompasses the history of everything. But that isn’t the main focus; here’s how Summit describes the movie:

Our picture is a cosmic epic, a hymn to life.

We trace the evolution of an eleven-year-old boy in the Midwest, Jack, one of three brothers. At first all seems marvelous to the child. He sees as his mother does, with the eyes of his soul. She represents the way of love and mercy, where the father tries to teach his son the world’s way, of putting oneself first. Each parent contends for his allegiance, and Jack must reconcile their claims. The picture darkens as he has his first glimpses of sickness, suffering and death. The world, once a thing of glory, becomes a labyrinth.

Framing this story is that of adult Jack, a lost soul in a modern world, seeking to discover amid the changing scenes of time that which does not change: the eternal scheme of which we are a part. When he sees all that has gone into our world’s preparation, each thing appears a miracle — precious, incomparable. Jack, with his new understanding, is able to forgive his father and take his first steps on the path of life.

The story ends in hope, acknowledging the beauty and joy in all things, in the everyday and above all in the family — our first school — the only place that most of us learn the truth about the world and ourselves, or discover life’s single most important lesson, of unselfish love.

Yeah, there’s nothing about dinosaurs in there, but Jeff Wells has quotes from the paper edition of Empire Magazine’s interview with FX artist Mike Fink, who says “We’re just starting work on a project for Terrence Malick, animating dinosaurs, the film is The Tree of Life, starring Brad Pitt and Sean Penn. It’ll be showing in IMAX — so the dinosaurs will actually be life size — and the shots of the creatures will be long and lingering.”

Oh yeah, it’s a Malick movie in IMAX. Did I mention that?

I’m not sure where the history of the world/universe stuff fits in – is it spread throughout the movie, or is it part of that framing device the synopsis mentions? – and much of this film remains under wraps. Nobody even knows when it’s coming out. But considering that it’s Malick and that there’s apparently major special effects involved, you probably shouldn’t hold your breath.

Now I wonder: what are Malickian dinosaurs like? Are we going to have a scene where a triceratops eats grass… for twenty minutes? If anyone can turn a whole generation of kids off dinosaurs, it’s Terrence Malick.

http://chud.com/articles/articles/18329/1/THE-NEW-TERRENCE-MALICK-MOVIE-WILL-FEATURE-DINOSAURS/Page1.html

Jill @ 03/03/2009 at 12:05 am

lylian @ 03/02/2009 at 11:52 pm
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LOL I just saw that. A woman might pull a long dress up to her shins or maybe just below her knees when she is getting out of a car or something. But no woman with an ounce of class will pull her dress up to her crotch like she is doing in those pictures. There is absolutely no reason for it except to show off for the cameras. How low-class can you get?

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LOL. I wasn’t meaning to go on JJ’s main page but couldn’t get on to this page, so, as I was refreshing, I ended up on the main page and got that eyeful!!

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Yep, it was real classy to hitch up that skirt the way p did. But hey, consider the company p keeps these days. pb is not exactly classy, and by disclosing the stuff he has done, he’s clearly somewhat an exhibitionist, so whadya expect?

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I TOLD YOU p and pb are perfect together. And time is proving me right. Hope they stay together for ever. I truly believe they are totally happy together and I do wish them well.

496 Too Funny!! @ 03/02/2009 at 2:40 pm
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So you can actually “see” what they really are because you are not a fan, yet spend your free time on a fan website?

Sounds like you have frequent flier miles on the “crazy train”!

dianad1968 @ 03/03/2009 at 12:22 am

My favorite blog, after JJ and JJb. You will LOL.

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=20431

passing Through @ 03/03/2009 at 12:33 am

# 664 Jill @ 03/02/2009 at 11:37 pm
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Guys, somebody just posted this on HuffPo and this is some funny sh*t:
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wassupwiththat See Profile I’m a Fan of wassupwiththat permalink
I live down the street from her in da Bu and an actor friend of mine gave her the candy pole for a while last summer. He was so grossed out by all the spilled blow from her Monday night visits from cokey Cox, the pics of Pitt in the bathroom and the amount of xanax that she knocks back on a nightly basis that he bailed after a few weeks. This chick is soooooo low rent.

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I’m not believing this. She keeps pictures of Brad in the loo?!
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ROTFLMAO! I’m inclined to believe it. I think it was the NE that claimed the main reason that PMBP dumped her was that he was on the wagon and her coked up lifestyle put his sobriety at stake. That she and “her close network of friends” lived a drug-riddled existence. And then there was a Gawker story that one of the main reasons Brad dumped her was her coke habit was out of control and he was tired of clean up her messes – like the way she fcuked up the RHI shoot and got the director fired and put his relationship with Porgie & Soderberg in jeopardy. And then there was the trolls’ go-to-liar – Terd, who quipped when X had that second or third nose job that with all the stuff she’s put in her nose over the last 10 years he would be surprised if her septum was the only thing in her nose that was deviated. And let’s not forget Lamey – who once upon a time gleefully howled over getting confirmation of X’s coke habit.

This HBP troll from JJB cracks me up. Who is he fooling?

solid @ 03/03/2009 at 12:33 am

This HBP troll from JJB cracks me up. Who is he fooling?
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Tell me about… From it’s first post i could tell it wasn’t a fan.

passing Through @ 03/03/2009 at 12:40 am

# 669 lylian @ 03/02/2009 at 11:52 pm
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LOL. I just saw those pix of X with her dress hiked up to mid-thigh. I rolled my eyes. She is soooooo freaking fixated on her body. I bet she’s one of those women who likes to get nekkid and stand in front of her full-length mirror cupping her breasts and telling herself how gorgeous she looks as she does a bunch of Playboy poses… Don’t laugh…a girl I used to work with was a wee bit wasted one night and told that story at bachelorette party I went to. She said it like, “Doesn’t everybody do that?” We were all like, “Uh…NO!”

dianad1968 @ 03/03/2009 at 12:46 am

#681

PT,

I am going to show my ignorance here, but what is “da Bu”.

QQQQ @ 03/03/2009 at 12:36 am solid @ 03/03/2009 at 12:33 am

This HBP troll from JJB cracks me up. Who is he fooling?
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Tell me about… From it’s first post i could tell it wasn’t a fan
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He could be a troll here.

passing Through @ 03/03/2009 at 12:47 am

# 678 dianad1968 @ 03/03/2009 at 12:22
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My favorite blog, after JJ and JJb. You will LOL.
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http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=20431
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To me his site is very much like MK – read his comments and don’t read the posts on the threads. Between him and MK – don’t know which of them hates X the most…

dianad1968 @ 03/03/2009 at 12:51 am

solid and QQQQ,

I had it out with her/him/it a couple days ago, when she/he/it had the nerve to say Angie didn’t have any class until she got with Brad. I refuse to have ant interaction with her/him/it since then.

dianad1968 @ 03/03/2009 at 1:01 am

#687

PT,

I think he does, and as an added bonus, he loves Angie.

passing Through @ 03/03/2009 at 1:02 am

# 683 dianad1968 @ 03/03/2009 at 12:46 am
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#681
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PT,
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I am going to show my ignorance here, but what is “da Bu”.
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Malibu. X rents a beach house in Malibu…that’s 12 miles straight down the road from Brad’s Malibu house…the one that he and Angie are selling…X rented it immediately after he bought his house in April 2005. Prior to that she’d moved from their BH mansion to her old house in the HW Hills…that she was renting to SBC & Isla F…she kicked them out of the house when Brad dumped her so she could move back in..into the house she was living in when she moved Brad into Tate D’s spot in her bed…on their second date. As the guy from HuffPo said…classy.

dianad1968 @ 03/03/2009 at 1:09 am

OT,

It is so sad about these football players who are lost at sea. I hope they will be found safe, but it doesn’t look good at all of that happening. The Coast Guard said that chances of finding survivors after 3 days at sea, are very slim.

passing Through @ 03/03/2009 at 1:10 am

# 664 Jill @ 03/02/2009 at 11:37 pm
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Jill -
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This story about X sleeping with the actor last summer – I just remembered that one of the things that US wrote in their story when The Urinator dumped her – they claimed she wasn’t all that broken up about it and that she’d slept with someone else while she seeing him. He was on tour and when she wasn’t making a nuisance of herself as a groupie….this person said she wa boning someone else. Which fits X’s pattern to a T… And who knows, maybe US Lies Weakly actually got something right for a change. Pffffft.

dianad1968 @ 03/03/2009 at 1:11 am

By moving there, was she hoping he would take her back, or was she using it to spy on him? Bi*ch is a stalker.

Maniston looked especially coked up in that interview with CBC when she was at TIFF last year.
Her behavior on Oscar night was weird too.

passing Through @ 03/03/2009 at 12:33 am
ROTFLMAO! I’m inclined to believe it.
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Yeah okay. We know she’s a cokehead. But pictures of Brad in the loo? How does she expect Mayer to feel if he has to look at Brad every time he takes a whizz or a dump in her bathroom?

dianad1968 @ 03/03/2009 at 1:27 am

OK, don’t kill me guys, but i don’t think she does coke, she doesn’t look like Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse. I do however believe she smokes weed, and probably does prescription drugs. That is why she is on this artificial “feel good for being forty” tour. She is a Heather Locklear waiting to happen. And I am not making fun of Heather, as I actually like her. but when these TV actresses reach an age where they are doing massive amounts of plastic surgery,in order to stay young to get roles, and are not too successful, the downward spiral happens. At least this fraud has millions.

that’s twice JJ! twice in 10 minutes. MODERATION!!

I think in order to avoid moderation, you need to wait a little bit before hitting submit. At least that’s my theory.

f u g l y b * t c h

dianad1968 @ 03/03/2009 at 1:58 am

Well it’s time for me to say goodnight, and I will TTYL. Have a goodnight all.

Jill @ 03/03/2009 at 1:26 am

passing Through @ 03/03/2009 at 12:33 am
ROTFLMAO! I’m inclined to believe it.
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Yeah okay. We know she’s a cokehead. But pictures of Brad in the loo? How does she expect Mayer to feel if he has to look at Brad every time he takes a whizz or a dump in her bathroom?

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LOL, its obvious isn’t it? A picture of Brad on the p’s bathroom wall would turn pb on.
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dianad1968 @ 03/03/2009 at 2:09 am

Before I go, PT, my post #649, that ended up in moderation he*l, is a response to you Brilliant tab report. I wish you could post them on the tabs websites, that would be awesome. Keep the tab reports coming, whenever possible. :lol:

Now, I am really saying goodnight now.

# 697 Missy @ 03/03/2009 at 1:49 am
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Who — Aniston or you?

John Mayer Votes For His Romance With Jennifer Aniston

LOS ANGELES, Calif. –
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John Mayer is rooting for his romance with Jennifer Aniston.
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The rocker and Internet junkie admitted he visited People’s Web site Monday to vote for himself in the site’s poll, which asked “Is John Mayer a keeper?”
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And according to John, he voted in the affirmative.
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“I just voted on People’s ‘Is John Mayer a Keeper?’ poll,” he admitted in a Twitter post on Monday afternoon. “I clicked ‘Love Him.’”
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But, John noted, “’Lose Him’ is winning at 63%.”
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And John defended his Internet ballot casting a short while later.
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“Be honest, you’d vote for yourself if you came across it, as well. Wouldn’t you?” he asked.
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http://www.accesshollywood.com/john-mayer-votes-for-his-romance-with-jennifer-aniston_article_15089

lylian @ 03/03/2009 at 2:06 am
(b) who pb says he would think about when he needs to finish the job;
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Now you’ve just put an image in my head of the Urinator whacking off in Aniston’s loo in front of Brad’s photo.
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*GAG*

passing Through @ 03/03/2009 at 2:20 am

# 693 Jill @ 03/03/2009 at 1:26 am
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passing Through @ 03/03/2009 at 12:33 am
ROTFLMAO! I’m inclined to believe it.
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Yeah okay. We know she’s a cokehead. But pictures of Brad in the loo? How does she expect Mayer to feel if he has to look at Brad every time he takes a whizz or a dump in her bathroom?
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The guy said it was the Malibu house. Maybe The Urinator has never been to that house. Besides – what better place than your master bathroom if you don’t want anyone to see them? She probably keeps her vibrators in there, too…right next to the pix of Brad.

passing Through @ 03/03/2009 at 2:27 am

# 694 dianad1968 @ 03/03/2009 at 1:27 am
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OK, don’t kill me guys, but i don’t think she does coke, she doesn’t look like Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse.
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LOL. Winehouse is a crack addict. It’s a form of coke, but a much more corrosive on the body because it’s smoked. Does Stevie Nicks look like a coke addict? Did she look like one at the height of her career? No. How about Eric Clapton? No – and he was a smack addict as well. As was James Taylor…and Neil Young. Or how about Kate Moss’s ex-bf – Johnny Depp? He, River Phoenix and Keanu Reeves were all big coke users at the time Phoenix died. Did they look like coke addicts? Not usually, but if you caught them at the right time they looked like shite on a stick. And don’t forget John Belushi & Chris Farley. Fat guys. Coke addicts are usually skinny minnies, right? LOL. Not always.

passing Through @ 03/03/2009 at 2:30 am

# 695 just thoughts @ 03/03/2009 at 1:33 am
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Did you all see MANiston’s hands
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LOL. The hands will almost always give a woman away. You can have plastic surgery on almost every body part and get loose skin removed…but have you ever heard of a handlift? No. Anybody else remember those commercials with Madge? Put your hands in the Palmolive for younger looking hands? Somebody needs to buy X a warehouse full of shite.

Jill, you’re hot tonight.
i just went to moderation :wink

from JJB
LeeAngel wrote:
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Hi all! Don’t think this was posted earlier so in case you missed it, the NY Times had a great video piece on N. Kristof’s recent trip to Eastern Chad to cover the Darfur refugees. George Clooney was part of the trip. In the early part of the video, Kristof asks Clooney if he likes the anonymity of being in an area like they are in and Clooney jokes that hey that woman just commented on Batman & Robin. Kristoff replies, “I think she was just praising Brad Pitt” to which Clooney responds “Everybody does that.” It was a cute moment in a serious story. http://video.nytimes.com/…urray-for-hollywood.html

Jill @ 03/03/2009 at 2:16 am

lylian @ 03/03/2009 at 2:06 am
(b) who pb says he would think about when he needs to finish the job;
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Now you’ve just put an image in my head of the Urinator whacking off in Aniston’s loo in front of Brad’s photo.
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*GAG*

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HAHAHAHAHAH You crack me up!!
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Life_is_the_pitts @ 03/03/2009 at 2:41 am

passing Through @ 03/03/2009 at 2:30 am # 695 just thoughts @ 03/03/2009 at 1:33 am
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LOL. The hands will almost always give a woman away. You can have plastic surgery on almost every body part and get loose skin removed…but have you ever heard of a handlift?

Life_is_the_pitts @ 03/03/2009 at 2:43 am

true there is help for her hands……….but not the face, my husband saw jen recently and said my god look at her wrinkled face..

http://www.siude.com/pulse/dear_hollywood_shut_up%252C_jennifer_aniston-1.1591470
Dear Hollywood: Shut up, Jennifer Aniston
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For that matter, what has Aniston done with her career since “Friends?” Nothing. She’s been in successful movies, but she hasn’t done anything truly substantial or worthy of mentioning later. Does anyone watch “The Break Up” or “Marley and Me” and think, “Gosh golly, she sure is a phenomenal actress!” No.

But the thing is, she could be. She certainly has the skills to do something more than dumb romantic comedies with Drew Barrymore. Barrymore at least earned the right to be in dumb rom-coms by taking on a series of challenging roles in the 90s. Aniston doesn’t challenge herself, ever. She’s content to be the funny girl who the klutzy guy falls in love with.

It’s a symptom that becomes common with many Hollywood actresses. They start off in meaty roles in independent films and then go mainstream and safe. Queen Latifah did it. Ice Cube did it. To some extent, Tom Hanks did it. And Aniston never really did anything else, so why are we still talking about her like she’s relevant?

“Marley and Me” was her first movie since “The Break Up.” In that time, she made numerous appearances in the media for no real reason.

If she wants to revitalize her career, she needs to take juicier parts and shut up about Pitt. People might still care about their doomed relationship, but they really shouldn’t. It’s over and done with. Move on, America. Move on, Jennifer.

And please, if you think about talking about your past again, just remember to shut your trap about that guy you married that one time

from Nik at JJb

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Dear Hollywood: Shut up, Jennifer Aniston
http://www.siude.com/pulse/dear_hollywood_shut_up%252C_jennifer_aniston-1.1591470
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don’t mod this, please

groundcontrol @ 03/03/2009 at 3:01 am

passing Through @ 03/03/2009 at 2:30 am # 695
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Yes. They do them.

In response to your latest Tab Take: a laughing AMEN!

I saw The Break Up last night – $2 used DVD at a used book store. I figured how bad could it be? Well, it may just have been one of the worst movies I ever saw. I had to force myself to watch the whole thing. It was awful and boring with a terrible script.
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Not one redeeming factor – acting was bad and not even Vince Vaughn ( who looked physcially disgusting by the way ) was particularly amusing and D’Onofrio was simply embarrassing and no one in the supporting cast was any good, no characters to root for – they were mostly obnoxious or uninteresting and Jennifer’s character and her brother’s character were just jerks, storyline was lame and completely unbelievable, the apartment they were fighting over wasn’t even anything to speak of, not impressed with Jennifer’s wardrobe, she didn’t look very pretty in it except a few times – I was surprised at that because they can do anything in a film, no chemistry between Vince and Jennifer – the only scene kind of likable and they both were cute was at the ball park in the beginning.
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The only part I thought was remotely funny was the alternate ending which was better than the real ending. Of course, as in almost all the choices the film makers made with this movie, they discarded the better ending. How did this piece of dreck get such a huge BO? Everyone involved shoul be embarrassed to be assoicated with it.