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South Park Mocks Jonas Brothers' Purity Rings

South Park Mocks Jonas Brothers' Purity Rings

The Jonas Brothers received the South Park treatment on Wednesday night’s episode on Comedy Central.

In the ep, Kenny decides that taking his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert might earn him a special place in her heart…not to mention other body parts. Unfortunately, his dreams are crushed when purity rings are handed out at the concert.

Peep the clip below. Poor Joe Jonas gets a beatdown from Mickey Mouse!!!

FYI: Disney Consumer Products is launching a full sportswear line for tweens based on JONAS, the upcoming Disney Channel series that the boys star in. Check out the samples below!


South Park Mocks Jonas Brothers Purity Rings
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so funny,so pure

# 2

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haha love it

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uumm they are SO HOTTT

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oh Mickey how i love thee for beating that pantywaist Joe!

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[☆I n F a m o u s☆] @ 03/12/2009 at 2:46 pm

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hahahahahahahahaaahah

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AMAZING EPISODE!!! it was HILARIOUS!

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[☆I n F a m o u s☆] @ 03/12/2009 at 2:48 pm

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isnt kenny like 8 years old? wtf?

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mR. mOUSE @ 03/12/2009 at 2:52 pm

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Now get out there and make me some GD money! LOL! ;)>

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not funny……………..

ILOVETHEJONASBROTHERSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Oh man, this episode was hilarity all 30 minutes.

[~☆Fug Face Man!ston☆~] @ 03/12/2009 at 3:01 pm

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this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever saw.

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ROFL- “Who do you work for, Dreamworks?”

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That was one of the funniest episodes I’ve ever seen! Psycho Mickey

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ahahahaha! poor jonas brothers….. :) haha!

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Too funny!!

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oh yeah .. ha ha .. so funny ..
but seriously .. why everyone is makin fun of them coz of their purity rings?
isn’t it about their own choice?
why not respect it then?
make fun of purity rings .. and let ppl bring more AIDS to our world ..
idiots ..

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mahaha eybrow virgin brothers fail

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i felt like they were making fun of disney, not the jonas brothers… but it was hilarious!

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OMG, the clothes! Any pre-ten boy caught wearing that kind of mess will get his @ss beat for sure! LOL

shoegal421 @ 03/12/2009 at 3:54 pm

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#18-first of all, they’re not making fun of purity rings, they’re making fun on the fact that disney as a company sometimes places unrealistic expectations on teens. and for your information, not everyone who has sex contracts aids. maybe you should get yourself some pamphlets and become educated on the subject before you start foaming at the mouth.

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Absolutely brilliant social commentary! 100 years from today, social historians will be studying South Park to see what life was like in the first decade of the 2000s.

overated. @ 03/12/2009 at 4:28 pm

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AHA. Omg. That is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen. I love South Park. I think it’s about time South Park did an episode of those 3. Mickey owned Joe. go Mickey !

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