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South Park Mocks Jonas Brothers' Purity Rings

South Park Mocks Jonas Brothers' Purity Rings

The Jonas Brothers received the South Park treatment on Wednesday night’s episode on Comedy Central.

In the ep, Kenny decides that taking his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert might earn him a special place in her heart…not to mention other body parts. Unfortunately, his dreams are crushed when purity rings are handed out at the concert.

Peep the clip below. Poor Joe Jonas gets a beatdown from Mickey Mouse!!!

FYI: Disney Consumer Products is launching a full sportswear line for tweens based on JONAS, the upcoming Disney Channel series that the boys star in. Check out the samples below!

South Park Mocks Jonas Brothers Purity Rings
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96 Responses to “South Park Mocks Jonas Brothers' Purity Rings”

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  1. 1
    Cooh Says:

    so funny,so pure

  2. 2
    t Says:

    haha love it

  3. 3
    jaaa Says:

    uumm they are SO HOTTT

  4. 4
    buckley Says:

    oh Mickey how i love thee for beating that pantywaist Joe!

  5. 5
    [☆I n F a m o u s☆] Says:


  6. 6
    jolly Says:


  7. 7
    kathleen Says:


  8. 8
    [☆I n F a m o u s☆] Says:

    isnt kenny like 8 years old? wtf?

  9. 9
    mR. mOUSE Says:

    Now get out there and make me some GD money! LOL! ;)>

  10. 10
    kristen Says:

    not funny……………..


  11. 11
    hwooddood Says:


  12. 12
    amanda i Says:

    Oh man, this episode was hilarity all 30 minutes.

  13. 13
    [~☆Fug Face Man!ston☆~] Says:

    this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever saw.

  14. 14
    ohmy Says:

    ROFL- “Who do you work for, Dreamworks?”

  15. 15
    Kari Says:

    That was one of the funniest episodes I’ve ever seen! Psycho Mickey

  16. 16
    woah! Says:

    ahahahaha! poor jonas brothers….. :) haha!

  17. 17
    releka Says:

    Too funny!!

  18. 18
    ? Says:

    oh yeah .. ha ha .. so funny ..
    but seriously .. why everyone is makin fun of them coz of their purity rings?
    isn’t it about their own choice?
    why not respect it then?
    make fun of purity rings .. and let ppl bring more AIDS to our world ..
    idiots ..

  19. 19
    maja Says:

    mahaha eybrow virgin brothers fail

  20. 20
    Mike Says:

    HA HA

  21. 21
    andrea Says:

    i felt like they were making fun of disney, not the jonas brothers… but it was hilarious!

  22. 22
    slambang Says:

    OMG, the clothes! Any pre-ten boy caught wearing that kind of mess will get his @ss beat for sure! LOL

  23. 23
    shoegal421 Says:

    #18-first of all, they’re not making fun of purity rings, they’re making fun on the fact that disney as a company sometimes places unrealistic expectations on teens. and for your information, not everyone who has sex contracts aids. maybe you should get yourself some pamphlets and become educated on the subject before you start foaming at the mouth.

  24. 24
    Wendy F Says:

    Absolutely brilliant social commentary! 100 years from today, social historians will be studying South Park to see what life was like in the first decade of the 2000s.

  25. 25
    overated. Says:

    AHA. Omg. That is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen. I love South Park. I think it’s about time South Park did an episode of those 3. Mickey owned Joe. go Mickey !

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