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South Park Mocks Jonas Brothers' Purity Rings

South Park Mocks Jonas Brothers' Purity Rings

The Jonas Brothers received the South Park treatment on Wednesday night’s episode on Comedy Central.

In the ep, Kenny decides that taking his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert might earn him a special place in her heart…not to mention other body parts. Unfortunately, his dreams are crushed when purity rings are handed out at the concert.

Peep the clip below. Poor Joe Jonas gets a beatdown from Mickey Mouse!!!

FYI: Disney Consumer Products is launching a full sportswear line for tweens based on JONAS, the upcoming Disney Channel series that the boys star in. Check out the samples below!


South Park Mocks Jonas Brothers Purity Rings
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  • http://www.no-nadie-no.blogspot.com Cooh

    so funny,so pure

  • t

    haha love it

  • jaaa

    uumm they are SO HOTTT

  • buckley

    oh Mickey how i love thee for beating that pantywaist Joe!

  • [☆I n F a m o u s☆]

    hahahahahahahahaaahah

  • jolly

    lol

  • kathleen

    AMAZING EPISODE!!! it was HILARIOUS!

  • [☆I n F a m o u s☆]

    isnt kenny like 8 years old? wtf?

  • mR. mOUSE

    Now get out there and make me some GD money! LOL! ;)>

  • http://www.aol.com kristen

    not funny……………..

    ILOVETHEJONASBROTHERSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • http://www.socialvibe.com hwooddood

    lolllll

  • amanda i

    Oh man, this episode was hilarity all 30 minutes.

  • [~☆Fug Face Man!ston☆~]

    this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever saw.

  • ohmy

    ROFL- “Who do you work for, Dreamworks?”

  • http://www.myspace.com/minimountie Kari

    That was one of the funniest episodes I’ve ever seen! Psycho Mickey

  • woah!

    ahahahaha! poor jonas brothers….. :) haha!

  • releka

    Too funny!!

  • ?

    oh yeah .. ha ha .. so funny ..
    but seriously .. why everyone is makin fun of them coz of their purity rings?
    isn’t it about their own choice?
    why not respect it then?
    make fun of purity rings .. and let ppl bring more AIDS to our world ..
    idiots ..

  • maja

    mahaha eybrow virgin brothers fail

  • Mike

    HA HA

  • andrea

    i felt like they were making fun of disney, not the jonas brothers… but it was hilarious!

  • slambang

    OMG, the clothes! Any pre-ten boy caught wearing that kind of mess will get his @ss beat for sure! LOL

  • shoegal421

    #18-first of all, they’re not making fun of purity rings, they’re making fun on the fact that disney as a company sometimes places unrealistic expectations on teens. and for your information, not everyone who has sex contracts aids. maybe you should get yourself some pamphlets and become educated on the subject before you start foaming at the mouth.

  • Wendy F

    Absolutely brilliant social commentary! 100 years from today, social historians will be studying South Park to see what life was like in the first decade of the 2000s.

  • overated.

    AHA. Omg. That is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen. I love South Park. I think it’s about time South Park did an episode of those 3. Mickey owned Joe. go Mickey !

  • Sam

    lollllll i thought it was awesome. south park doesnt have limits, they’ll make fun of jonas brothers, aids, black people, muslims, and gary busey all in one episode if they can.

  • http://www.fotolog.coM aMY*

    hahhahahhah
    so estupid xd

  • ‘Mandise

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! that’s funny but I think they’re making fun of Disney, not the purity rings…… that was hilarious though. Mickey pawned Joe!

  • http://buttafaces.com lakers fan in boston

    lol that was really funny
    damn i cant believe i forgot 2 watch =\
    i love how they portray the mouse, thats exactly i picture him behind doors
    a thug just wanting the cheese =]

  • Bill

    I loved that they are poking fun at religion. It’s about time this country starts to wake up and look at religion for what it is: a man-made crutch for dealing with inevitability of death and the objective (i didn’t say subjective) meaningless of human existence. And anyone who bases their sexual mores on a blatant piece of fiction, well, they deserve to be made fun of.

    The US is gradually opening its eyes, but it is greatly behind the rest of the developed world goes on secular thought.

    P.S. Jonas Brothers suck.

  • http://www.casttv.com marie deorio

    Watch full episodes of South Park on CastTV: http://www.casttv.com/shows/south-park

  • woot

    SOOOO GOOD!!! But people who think this was just making fun of religion &the Jonas Brothers need to think a little deeper…it was calling out a system that misuses these things and tries to impose beliefs on people who don’t want them (that includes commenters trying to force their atheism on the religious). The person saying nasty things about religion etcetera was the BAD GUY!

    I love the Jonas Brothers, and I love South Park!

  • delinell

    LOL! xD

  • Noneofyourbuissness

    WTF? SOUTH PARK HAS GONE TO FAR THIS TIME! I STOPPED WATCHING SOUTH PARK AFTER THEY MADE FUN OF TWILIGHT, AND NOW THIS????? HOW BOUT THE FRICKIN PRODUCERS OF SOUTH PARK TRY TO MAKE A GOOD EPISODE, WHERE THEY DONT MAKE FUN OF MUSIC ICONS THAT EVERYONE LOVES. YOU KNOW WHAT? THE PRODUCERS ARE JELOUS! YEA, BEACUASE EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT TH JOE BROS AND TWILIGHT, BUT THE ONLY TIME PEOPLE TALK ABOUT SOUTH PARK IS WHEN THEY MAKE FUN OF IT!!

  • lol

    #34
    Actually, the Jonas brothers were the only ones in the episode who actually tried to do the right thing. If anything, Matt & Trey made em look like they actually might NOT be complete douchebags…But if you are any indication of what their fans are like, then yeah, they are most defiantly douchebags.

  • DANA

    ~~ Ok so Im a huuuuge Jonas Brothers fan but I must say some parts of the episode especially the ones with Mickey was super funny but its too offensive. The Jonas Brothers are awsome role models with good morals..

  • Dave

    South Park always has and always will humiliate extremism.

    Purity rings are dumb. Aside from the fact that they don’t work, they represent abstinence which is an extreme lifestyle. And mickey needs you to wear it so he can make money.

    On the other hand, if you get a BJ from some random girl in a TGIF parking lot, eventually you will die of syphillis as did Kenny.

    The jokes themselves are extreme, but that only accentuates the point: that people should find a middle ground and be smart about their actions. We have sexual urges because it’s natural, however we can’t be havin sex like jack rabbits. C’mon people. This is classic south park and I love it.

  • http://ksdgjs.com Kristen

    seriously, i love the jonas brothers, i’m a huge fan. i also love disney, i go to disney world like 3 times a year. but this episode was freaking hilarious.

  • Katie

    I love how EVERYONE is missing the point here- did you not watch the episode?! They are NOT making fun of purity rings! infacta quote from the show is “its wrong to take a pure christian symmbol and use it for profit gain”! the point south park is making is that disney is USEING the Jonas Brothers to MAKE THEM MONEY and useing thier RELIGON to make them even more money! its soooooooooo very wrong! They are trying to prove to you people that you are sheep who will folow anything that celebritys say! Dusney is evil and has poor teens so wraped up in their net that well- you can read the stupid comments they are making!

  • Katie

    especialy post #34…. wow can you get any more stupid? Im guessing you are beween the ages of 14 and 16? I bet your mommy didnt even let you watch the episode. You didnt like the twilight episode because you didnt GET IT. YOU dont know what a goth is, your too young to know what one is. Its really funny, you need to learn some history.

    And they are not making fun of religon (in this episode) or the Jonas Brothers, but they are making fun of DISNEY and how money hungery they are and what lenghts they go to for moeny and get away with it.. If you people didnt get that, then watch it again, you missed all of it.

  • Katie

    and again FYI #34- South Park has been around for 13 years, a LOT longer than the Johnas Brothers have been alive and will probably out last them too. They HAVE made good episodes, lots of them. Why do you think they have lasted so long? and also, they make their money by making fun of famous people, thats what they do.

    TRAY PARKER AND MATT STONE ARE GENIUSES. they became famous on their own. They didnt need Disney to make them that way and write their music.

  • Dave

    It’s open to interpretation, but I thought the episode was more about pre-marital sex than Disney being an evil corporation. Example: when the kids are making a snowman with a giant phallus or when the J bros dump their warm white foam all over the pre-teen girls. HAHAHAHA……..I can’t type any more. Too funny.

  • dru to you

    BABY!!! SOUTH PARK , when will the hilarity end? cause when it does my soul will be lost.

  • Dave

    Actually, after giving it a good thought, the episode is more about the irony in selling sex while wearing a purity ring. And Kenny’s death in the end was ironic which emphasizes this. Maybe I’m just over-analyzing a cartoon. Whatever, it was still funny as hell.

  • Camille

    Soooooooooooooooooooooooo
    FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Cw

    Hey # 18. Your so F’ing Ignorant and dumb its sad. OOOHHH Yeah more AIDS…. Your so dumb It hurts my head. Its dumb, jerk-offs like you that actually believe all that “Purity Ring” crap. There is absolutely, NO WAY, that those Jonas Bros are virgins. Are you really that ignorant and stupid? The Oldest one is almost 22. 22!!!!!! If he is still a virgin than he has other issues besides purity rings. Christ’ he’s 22.

    Grow up, join the real world and stop watching Disney channel, and Miley Cyrus. Oh yeah Miley Cyrus..she’s dating a guy in his 20′s and she is also NOT a Virgin.

  • ohsojonas

    oh thats fucken it these ass holes who make south park are so not funny i reckon they crossed the line when they mocked religion yet the fucken tv producers or what ever still let them show this fucken gay ass show well you know what ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY and ALL you people who laugh when you watch this show are either RETARDED or just plain FUCKED up!!! yeah thats right people i called you retarded and fucked up !!!

  • ohsojonas

    oh thats fucken it these ass holes who make south park are so not funny i reckon they crossed the line when they mocked religion yet the fucken tv producers or what ever still let them show this fucken gay ass show well you know what ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY and ALL you people who laugh when you watch this show are either RETARDED or just plain FUCKED up!!! yeah thats right people i called you retarded and fucked up !!!

  • MARY96

    I love jonas brothers are ny life, my heroes

  • Amy

    It’s funny, because at first I thought the white foam bit had ruined the credibility of their statement by taking it too far, then I saw a video that proved that they actually got hoses out in concert and sprayed the girls with white foam. Wow. How did we not see it?

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