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Jennifer Aniston is Back in Black

Jennifer Aniston is Back in Black

Jennifer Aniston wears a black bathrobe for her next scene in her film, The Baster, in New York City on Friday (May 1).

The 40-year old former Friends actress was last seen in a bright purple shirt on Thursday on-set as well.

John Mayer‘s former squeeze hits the big screen again this fall with co-star Aaron Eckhart. Opening on Sept. 18, Aaron plays a self-help guru who ends up falling for a woman (Jen) who attends his seminar.

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# 1

Great jen!

# 2
whinny one @ 05/02/2009 at 9:55 am

Jen’s Horrible Hair
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Yeah, I know, we already bitched to you about how bad Jen Aniston’s new movie Management was—but one Piss post was nowhere near enough to detail the most tragic aspect of this unfortunate flick (save an impressively studly and surprisingly touching turn from Steve Zahn).

I’m personally offended that with all the bazillions of bucks and clout Aniston’s carved out for herself, she keeps choosing these pitiful, mousy poor-me movies, topped off with the worst wigs in the world! The worst. Phil Spector has more believable hairdos than Jen does in Management.

Oh, forgot though: Askew brown drabby hair always means “meaty actress role!” Right?

So not in this flick’s case. Aging brunette, Jen just looked like Zahn’s mother (or grumpy older sis, at best), not his lover. During their naughty laundry room tryst, all I kept thinking was, “Steve, take it all off! Jen—put it all back on, please! Or at least a hat!”

# 3

Mrs. Botox!

# 4
whinny one @ 05/02/2009 at 9:56 am

Jen Aniston Picks Her Movies Like Her Men
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Is there anyone with a bigger ego than Jennifer Aniston? Jenny’s glossy-haired head is so huge, babe can’t admit she’s doing anything wrong in her personal or professional life.
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Don’t think so? Ani’s box-office hits are all these vapid fluff pieces—the only growth she got from starring in Marley & Me or He’s Just Not That Into You is in her bank account, not as an actress. Now Management is about to be released soon, and it’s just another nothin’-flick to eventually throw into the Aniston discount bin.
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Or is it?
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Uh, according to at least one movie exec in town (who requested anonymity, natch), yes. “She should leave L.A. and move to upstate New York. Most importantly, get off the radar. Enough, already.”
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Ouch! Couldn’t have simply said the unkindest cut of all, and offered that Brad’s ex should just go back to TV, already? Guess not.

We gotta ask, though: Is Jen taking her meetings over a pitcher of margaritas or something? ‘Cause she is draaagging out her career with easy, non-thinking-man’s flicks—funny, ain’t that the way she’s picked her post-Pitt men? Nonserious fare like John Mayer is just another way J.A.’s taking the easy way out. Why try harder, or seek out more serious suitors instead of Twitter babies, when you’re scraping by fine? And why not get down ‘n’ dirty in a gritty indie already?
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“Indies are typically directed by less experienced directors than the studio fare, and they usually don’t have distribution before they shoot,” says Allen Bain, producer of indie flick The Cake Eaters, starring our fave Twi-babe Kristen Stewart (and cousin to A.T.’s very own Becky Bain). “There is always that risk that the indie that someone like Jennifer Aniston signs on for never sees the light of day because it’s independent.”
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See what we mean about that ego? Guess her risk-taking dreams of art-house boutique films went out the window when Brad regifted A Mighty Heart over to Angelina. Jen, just play a bipolar hooker and win an Oscar—that’d be the ultimate Angie revenge.

# 5
whinny one @ 05/02/2009 at 9:58 am

More of Jen’s Bad Men/Movie Formula
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We gotta hand it to Angelina Jolie, whether she’s in Tomb Raider popcorn stuff or Changeling fancy flicks, she steals the damn show, something Jen Aniston has never learned how to do.
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J.A. is always, always the second fiddle girlfriend to the main dude (Bruce Almighty, Rockstar) or lost in a sea of costars (He’s Just Not That Into You). And it’s even worse when she really is the star. Oh, no? What ***** was featured on the Marley & Me poster? A friggin’ dog. How insulting is that?
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And now Aniston’s slumming it (professionally and paycheck-wise) in the indie movie Management, in which we hear Jen, whom we really do love, still manages to get upstaged by a less likely source…
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The way underrated Steve Zahn, that’s who. The whole forgettable, formulaic flick—just as we predicted it would be—is not about Aniston. It’s all about Zahn, who plays a nut job in love with an uptight babe out of his league (that would be our Jen).
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He pursues her until she eventually cracks and loves him back. Did we spoil the ending? Only way we could’ve done that is if you’ve never seen a movie before.
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Damn, if it’s between funky stuff like this and fluff like Marley & Me, stick with the dog movies—at least then she gets paid better. Can we please just give her the $16 mill box office now—the same amount The Good Girl made—and not have to watch the damn thing?
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Babe was on a roll for a while with memorable li’l flicks like Office Space and The Good Girl. Then what happened? Brad breaks up with her, and does all her taste in men and movies go flying out the window? Films like Rumor Has It and fellas like John Mayer are all she’s got to show for herself in the last four years. It’s just sad, since we think she deserves a whole lot better than settling for the likes of those flops.
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Where’s the murderous babe who was fiercely hot in Derailed, already? Just like Tom Cruise, Jen does nasty so much better than nicey.
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# 6
whinny one @ 05/02/2009 at 9:59 am

Jen’s Horrible Hair
==
Yeah, I know, we already bitched to you about how bad Jen Aniston’s new movie Management was—but one Piss post was nowhere near enough to detail the most tragic aspect of this unfortunate flick (save an impressively studly and surprisingly touching turn from Steve Zahn).

I’m personally offended that with all the bazillions of bucks and clout Aniston’s carved out for herself, she keeps choosing these pitiful, mousy poor-me movies, topped off with the worst wigs in the world! The worst. Phil Spector has more believable hairdos than Jen does in Management.

Oh, forgot though: Askew brown drabby hair always means “meaty actress role!” Right?

So not in this flick’s case. Aging brunette, Jen just looked like Zahn’s mother (or grumpy older sis, at best), not his lover. During their naughty laundry room tryst, all I kept thinking was, “Steve, take it all off! Jen—put it all back on, please! Or at least a hat!”

# 7
quentin carmicheal @ 05/02/2009 at 10:00 am

oh dear what happened to her face…it looks bloated

# 8
Fuck the Haters @ 05/02/2009 at 10:00 am

I looooooooove her!!!

# 9

UH-OH..the BOTOX is shifting
like our economy.

hey..give up the trying to sexy pouty poses
to the 20 yr olds.. please, do us a favor. It hurts my eyes.

The truth is that Mayer and Aniston were never a couple. It was all acted. That is why he was tipping off the pap agencies, and leaving his car at her house overnight, while he got rides out hidden in the back of cars/limos, on the floor of the back seat under a blanket. HE WAS SEEN TRYING TO SNEAK OUT !!! VAUGHN DID THE SAME TRICK. It was a PR war against Pitt and Jolie. Organised by CAA who manages Aniston, (contractually) Sculfor, Diaz, Mayer, and Vaughn etc…. He has been meeting women on Twitter, sleeping with them as long as they are discreet. Their “relationship” was a SHAM from the beginning. The TWITTER “break up” excuse is a joke; they have no reason to “break up” and now they know audiences know they were faking it, they don’t even care to explain. They did ANYTHING to gain publicity over Pitt to win the Christmas war…..even pose nearly nu-de, talk about pregnancy, create marriage rumors for publicity…etc…Her personal life is HIDDEN. He agreed to a contract to run concurrent with her production, Marley and Me. That is why their (acted) relationship started at the beginning of M&M and ended as soon as the film delivered it was a publicity stunt, funded by the production: same as TBU. What people posting don’t understand is that she doesn’t want a judge a jury of her personal life, and the investors don’t want her personal life effecting the film’s gross return. So that is the truth, and what is more bizarre is that Vince did the same thing with TBU (same as Sculfor). They had a fictional relationship too, that seemed to people reading magazines, as though it was real. It wasn’t. It was all for publicity to stop nosy people like you guys asking personal questions that have nothing to do with you. She owes you NOTHING except a performance after you buy the ticket.

I love her in black!
She’s so pretty…

Shallow, selfish and square (just like her face)

You people make me sick! What does her hair have to do with Brad?
That is old news. She has moved on..why can’t you just drop it? She wasn’t the guilty one…He was..forget about it..it’s over.

something’s happeneing to her face. Frankly no one would ever notice but with these daily postings, I notice the shape of her face. I mean it’s looks good but it’s changing somehow. She looks good for a 40 year old.

her face is more fuller whereas before it was narrow t

Whinny one, why do you have to spam Ted C’s garbage everywhere? He complains about how her brown hair in Management makes her look less glamorous, but that’s exactly what they were going for.

whinny one: it must be sad life to spend whole day on your computer and write about this boring Aniston.

Larry & Moe @ 05/02/2009 at 10:37 am

Oink, Oink

Jen faked her personal life because she is insecure with being herself….
she is too busy pleasing fakeheaded, lying, industry creeps in some masochistic revenge plight against the (dead) past.

whiney one ur soo pathetic lol

Jen isn’t living the dream……………..she is living a lie.

her face is so more delicate, sweet, lovely and soft than angelina’s! angelina’s face is more coarse, weighted, thick and hefty than Jen’s!
Jen’s face is like a princess face!
well, that’s my opinion!

MAYER PREFERS MEN, JUST LIKES VAUGHN. MAYER AND ANISTON WERE A BIG FAKE FOR CASH………………
“He has to go tell people that I made out with him at a club. I never said anything, but you know what? Dam- right I made out with him at a club. You know why? Because I can’t stand a gay guy who acts like he just turned gay yesterday. As soon as a guy is walking around all wild… I will f’ck you in the as- to shut you up. You are not wilder than me. Once you judge me I will go as- to mouth with you just to shut you up. First of all, I was thinking about going gay until you turned into their spokesperson.

“I was thinking about going gay. Every man has thought about going gay. It’s usually like.. 2:23 in the morning you wake up. ‘Oh God, interesting!’ We seem to leave out the details, don’t we guys? Guys like fantasies without the details. ‘Oh yeah, I could blow a dude. Might taste like cherries.’ You know that smell at New York Sports Club? The locker room? That’s balls….

“The idea of blowing a guy, that’s not the problem. “

Larry & Moe @ 05/02/2009 at 10:43 am

she’s pouting like the 20 yr old Olson trolls

since when are fat faces pretty? huh?
Bone structure is pretty..light bounces off.

does Botox get toy your brain cells like bleach does
& peroxide? (that’s why blondes are dumber btw)

boring….boring…boring…

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