Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal Research Restaurants

Jake’s beard is so fugly

I wonder if Reese took a shower this week. And if Jake washed his finger. Those two deserve each other.

Jake spent the week celebrating with his family. When Reese got there the day after the wedding, they spent the weekend working, doing photo ops to promote Reese and the showmance. Must be hard that after 2 million staged photo ops, they are still trying to prove they are a real couple and not Will and Grace.

Just Jared keeps promoting bore called Reese Witherspoon and her sh!tty movies.
Hey Jared, start promoting Jake for a change, he’s part of the showmance, too.

They both seem very pretentious.

Can’t stand either one of them I do agree that they seem like a very committed couple of a$$holes though.

Reese Witherspoon is a an animal whose lose her orientation at home.
She don’t know how her children are or what they are doing and she don’t know what her relatives and their nannies are doing with them!

It is Hollywwod and USA.

They don’t educate their children…It is because USA has lot of robbers, assassin and prostitutes!

It the real motive because their society and their economy are in decadence!

Dear …, How have those innocent children been hurt? They look pretty well adjusted to me. As for Reese, well, she has the muffin, I just don’t know about the stud. I wish JG all the best but I don’t think he’s living it now. I’m also pretty darn sure you don’t know anything at all about Abbie Cornish. But what can one expect from a series of dots?

I think Jake and Reese use paparazzi when it suits them, when it doesn’t, they act annyoed which annoys me.

Reese is a good ol Southern gal, devoted mama, and talented actress.

Of course he is Mr. Witherspoon since she’s got all the money. How could it be otherwise. He does look like a bit of a tire is developing around his middle, which is bad. Still they do spend lots of time together so there must be something going on.
By the way, if Dolly P wants someone to play her on the screen what about Dan Radcliffe’s latest date? You know, the tranny, Our Lady J who pretends to be Dolly a lot of the time.

#22, Here you are again with all the hate. Like JG or not, he is a hot piece of goods. A little too boyish for my tastes, but no tire on his middle.
#23, since when does being small chested make you less of a woman?
#14, you are one psychotic jerk.

Pattycake, don’t bother most of these hate filled comments are from the same psycho coming from I exactly know which website…A bunch of supposedly ‘straight’ gals who cannot live with the idea of Jake not being gay and ! worse of all ! not with Austin! A psychologist should actually take a look at that site, it makes for some interestingly weird material.

@ellen:

I refer to them as “The Freaks”.

reese looks really cute
loving the shades on her, and that chin isnt really showing =]
cute outfit as well

That forehead and her fake hair extentions are scaring me,man. Also, what happened to Jake?, it looks like he puts the butter on both sides of the toast in the morning,too much fat….I’ve heard comfort food pays off for lack of good sex.

Freak, idiot, a*shole,…you are going to need an army of paps to help you promote your next movie, if you ever release one. How can you waste our tax payers money calling the police to protect you from the paps when you are a freaking actor and live in LA(the land of paps and PR whores),….for god sake! And also when there is no danger or threat to you or Ms D*ickhead!

She is sooo beautiful!

Reese Witherspoon is only a sheap prostitute of Hollywood studios. She can’t act and her film are immorals and for the taste of american people whose the mothers teach her children to practice prostitution in work place! The american people don’t take care about higien rule or they don’t take care about their healt. They don’t take care about the education of their children and it is because lot of cultural garbage go about USA!
This country is decadent and the government worker of there and their “culktural ministery” haven’t nothing to do!

USA stop to send all garbage in our house!