Cameron Diaz Covers 'Marie Claire' July 2009
On going green: “The planet needs a publicist. I had this cartoon in my head a couple of years ago when Paris Hilton was going to jail and Britney Spears was falling apart. There’s a woman at a desk talking to planet Earth, and she’s like, ‘I’m going to make you a star!” And it says, ‘But I’m a planet. And she’s like “No, I can tell, you’re going to be bigger than Paris and Britney. When I’m done with you, everyone’s going to know who you are! (laughs).
On making Mother Earth famous: “It’s the planet, you know what I mean? She should be the one – she should be a star. How do we make this little planet of ours a big star? I want everybody to know who she is.”
On finally fixing her nose after breaking it four times: “S— just finds my face – it’s crazy.” (She most recently injured it with a surfboard, and before that with her own knee.)
On more radical forms of surgery likely being out of the question for her: “I’d love a bigger butt, more meat on my bones. I’d love to be more voluptuous. It’s just not my body type.”