OlderBruno + Alessandra Ambrosio = Marie Claire Cover
Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio and Sacha Baron Cohen‘s alter ego Bruno (an Austrian fashion journalist) are styled based on the famous 80′s Versace ad campaign and take the July 2009 cover of UK’s Marie Claire, out in the UK now.
In the issue, Bruno shares his A-Z’s of fashion. Here’s one of the funniest ones: “O is for… ORLANDO BLOOM. He’s basically obsessed mit me. I don’t vant to use ze word stalker, but ven ich vas at Milan Fashion Veek I stayed at ze Hotel Malecci. Guess who checked in to ze same hotel two hours later… Orlando Bloom. Coincidence? Ich don’t think so.”
And one more: “P is for… PINK. Just vatching him now on MTV. A great singer, great fashion sense und so hunky!”
For more, visit MarieClaire.co.uk.
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Lol I love it
haha i love alessandra! absolutely stunninggg =)
i love her!! she is gorgeous!!!!!!!!!
Alessandra has always looked like a tranny to me. She’s too skinny and her face is mannish.
Sascha Baron Cohen is stupid and disgusting. I don’t want to see his package.
Sacha Baron Cohen is having such fun …love his free spirit and unabashed parody on all things taken so seriously.
That’s why i love Sacha! He has a very good humor without being stupid.
Oh look! TWO people who can diss Moronduh Kerr with just a photo. Alessandra runs circles around MK as an VS Angel, and Bruno would look way better with her boyfriend.
Go have a good laugh at MORE of Miranda and her stupid poses. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
sacha is always fun!Alessandra is just gorgeous.
sacha is always fun!Alessandra is just gorgeous.
Just had a wank on Ale’s ass. I totally came !!!
Uhhhhhhhhhh I don’t get him. At all.
love this cover and so stoked to see this movie.
People who don’t “get” Sacha are the types who take themselves too seriously as well as lots of other stuff. I suspect most are extreme reactionaries politically.
i can’t wait to see the movie
love them both
THE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
SBC is overated, he’s not nearly as funny as he thinks he is. And people who think he is EXTREMELY funny just want to jump on the bandwagon, they want to appear hip, like “I’m so cool, I get him! I so get him!! And if you don’t like him, you are not cool, you are uptight, but not me, no, because I get him”.
HAHAHA I LOVE THE PART ABOUT PINK
NICE TO SEE ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO…I AM SO SICK OF SEEING THAT OTHER ANNOYING MUNKIN-FACE MIRANDA KERR THAT JUST JARED SEEMS TO SUCK UP TO…VOMIT
Great cover! The pics are great too. So fun…
Guys be ready…
Next week, Alessandra and Doutzen will be having an appearance together for VS next week!
SBC is seriously hilarious as BRUNO!!!
Doutzen is the most stunning vs models (face wise) alessandra has gotten to skinny, her face is rapidly becoming ugly and aging (BAD) look at her deep smile lines?! I know tons of skinny girls that are in their 30
‘s that dont even have those! she has like 4 around her mouth! horrible. uck
bruno = lamer :D!!
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