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Jason Mraz Shares Toilet Tissue Tips

Jason Mraz Shares Toilet Tissue Tips

Jason Mraz shared a naked picture of himself in his latest blog, which also suggests an eco-friendly solution to one of nature’s biggest pains in the ass.

The 31-year-old singer writes, “Americans’ addiction to two-ply, super soft toilet paper is causing greater harm to our environment than our gas guzzling cars. No s—…. In order to produce all that perfectly plush paper, companies must harvest tons of virgin trees, which the reaping of means less oxygen for the atmosphere to offset or all the carbon that seems to be frying us here on the surface.”

Here are some great toilet tissue tips from Mr. Mraz:

- Start small. Challenge yourself to use only 8 squares in your session. We’ve all been in that place where it’s close to the cardboard roll and you have to be MacGuyver to make a clean get-away. This will force you to get creative while taking good care of each square.

- Use both sides. I mean that. I bet some people are afraid to look at or get close to their own skid-marks. But I say it’s better to know how your body’s handling the business of your health. Fold the paper again and again using a clean angle from the very same square. There’s a lot of real estate wasted on each sheet when you only wipe once.

- Should you find the paper too thin and become the victim of too many breakthroughs, try using a stronger material as a backing. This worked when I was camping. The paper wasn’t holding up in the dampness of camp, so I used a leaf to give the paper more strength from behind. Plus the leaf was textured, which handled the job with far more efficiency than just the paper by itself.

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# 1

EWWW! Not classy! :(

# 2

gross. what does one do when he/she has diahrea? 8 little squares are not going to be enough. I think it’s best to do it clean and not get it on your hands….we have enough bad bacteria around here..to be greedy with trying to keep a hiney and hands clean

gee!

# 3
a total fan @ 06/04/2009 at 5:44 pm

Wow ,Talking about going green with a little to much info !

# 4

what if we all switch to baby wipes?

# 5
janiedoll @ 06/04/2009 at 5:57 pm

What if I use one of your albums, is that a strong enough backing?

# 6

Go jason! Trust him to be shameless enough to publish something like this! Gotta love him!

# 7

Too much information!

# 8

Who the f*** is this guy?

# 9

Wow. . .too much info.
WAAAYYY to much info.

haha… I can’t even think of a person dumb enough to not know all that already – unless they’re little kids and have just started to use the toilet by themselves.
I take 2 squares normally. How huge has an ass to be that you would need 8?!

“This will force you to get creative while taking good care of each square…..”

GET CREATIVE?!?!??!?

Hilarious but true!!

He’s hot, and I love him so bad! x

brush yo teefs! @ 06/04/2009 at 6:57 pm

DIRTY BOY!

Well I just threw up a little! Is this guy for real? Leaves, gas guzzlers, multiple sided toilet tissue? Is this what this guy is really worried about? An unclothed picture of himself infront of some wonky swamp water will not change the world or people’s bathroom habits! Geez this was sick!

he looks good. no comment on the toilet paper business.

love him, but too much information alert!!!! gross

TMI !!
Disgusting.
Is he for sure about saving the environment???????

Then let him stay HOME, DO not tour around the world in planes which produces gases.No stage lights or touring cars either.
HYPOCRITE!!!!

# 10—–you gotta be kidding me! Size of your hiney does not indicate how many little squares of hiney paper is needed. it’s the size of your little people or if you have tummy troubles.

If you want to use a leaf…..be my guest.

Nutjob environmentalist. Anyone with any real scirentific knowlege knows three is no such thing as global warming. Worried about CO2, then stop breathing idiot. The earth is in a cooling period now. There have been much warmer periods than this in Earths history, long before the Industrial Revolution and SUVs. The antartic icecore is actually expanding (yes not shrinking) and there are satellite pictures to prove it. Al Gore’s Inconvenient Truth film was proven to be based on faulty data. He’s a fraud. He jets around the world selling carbon credits. Look at HIS carbon footprint. What a hypocrite. Green is nothing but big business people working to separate you from your green. The green movement and Environmentalist do more to keep the poor poor and the rich rich more than anyone. Pure Evil.

GeorgeCarlin says it best here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyxuVFzKypU

# 21 nutjob….you are so incorrect…it is dangerous just to think the way you do. People that are so simple minded not to be concerned about today’s environment…..with an attitude like yours is dangerous.

For example….with the way we are using the earth’s resources, throwing so much trash out, not producing better green products, having huge gas guzzling cars….etc…….is NOT the way.

Ugh…gag……gag….

I bet you he just dumped in the water he is coming out of!

Where is that place? I’m so not gonna swim there!

Mark townson @ 06/04/2009 at 7:44 pm

CLASSY GUY??????

He is INSANE for taking a picture like this and posting it!

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