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Bruno Covers 'GQ' Magazine July 2009

Bruno Covers 'GQ' Magazine July 2009

Sacha Baron Cohen hilariously takes the July 2009 cover of GQ magazine as his naked alter ego, gay Austrian fashion journalist Bruno. In the issue, Bruno answers your burning sartorial questions. Here’s a few LOL celebrity-related ones:

Dear Brüno, how can I get some “Efron hair”? Or at least some “Pattinson hair”? Ich vouldn’t bother getting a Zac Efron hairstyle right now, cos ich am about to change mine and he’s certain to copy me again. In terms of grooming, ze only thing he hasn’t copied me with ist getting his ballensack pierced— vell, he hadn’t had it done ze last time ich saw him.

Dear Brüno, what do you sleep in? In reality, ich sleep in a seaweed body wrap
under a Zac Posen Navy-Cut Nightshirt. In mein dreams, ich sleep naked in a giant reed basket drifting slowly down ze Nile, cradled in ze arms of Daniel Radcliffe.

Dear Brüno, is it okay to “manscape” down there? It’s more zan okay; it is most essential. Be careful if you do it yourself, though—yesterday ich tried to self-wax mein arschenhaller
und glued meinself to ze bed. Manscaping ist important, but not as crucial as getting regular anal bleaching. If Brüno didn’t get his schmutziger arschenhaller bleached twice a month, his shtinker vould resemble Dizzy Gillespie during a trumpet solo. In Austria anal bleaching ist considered so important zat it’s paid for by ze state. In fact, you cannot run for office if you don’t have a vhite arschwitz. Indeed, ex-chancellor Kurt Waldheim vas elected on ze back of a prishtine anus. Zere are added benefits to getting ze bleaching—on my last session, mein beautician, Klaus, found ze long-lost head of a David Beckham action figure up zere.

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73 Responses to “Bruno Covers 'GQ' Magazine July 2009”

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  1. 1
    PP Says:

    IS That Kate Gosselin????

  2. 2
    Anna Says:

    can this guy just go away?

  3. 3
    bobjustbob Says:

    Poor Isla Fischer, imagine being married to a freak like Sasha who walks around for months in character (and his poor kid too). He’s a weirdo and I agree, not funny at all, yet everyone praises him like he’s so innovative and hilarious, like he’s breaking barriers (didn’t Ben Stiller do the whole spoofing male models thing awhile back? Now it just seems like it’s rehashed material).

    Hope this movie bombs, SBC needs to be brought down a peg or two, that silly Borat movie inflated what appears to be his already large ego and made him think he is a comic genius. I just don’t get people’s tastes these days *shakes head* when it comes to comedy, their standards are low.

  4. 4
    fresh Says:

    I think he’s funny but way over the top. Its kinda disappointing that this movie is going to make millions of dollars by respresenting gay people in this light–which i think is very wrong.

  5. 5
    helga Says:

    he’s disgusting!

  6. 6
    NativeNYker Says:

    I agree with Helga! & I don’t really see the humor.

    Rants, Thoughts & Merde

  7. 7
    sims Says:

    My sentiments exactly. Sacha’s had his time a few years back, he’s just unoriginal and boring now. His jokes are just cheap shots at some poor soul’s expense. He needs to find something more mature to do with his time and spend more time with hhis struggling ‘actress’ wife.

  8. 8
    kay Says:

    PP @ 06/16/2009 at 9:53 am

    IS That Kate Gosselin????


  9. 9
    athena Says:

    Whoa!!! Sweet baby Jesus….this cover scared me silly…how did the editor get away with this cover…..Please, start putting male models on your covers again…The big screen and Hollywood publications are the actors arena.

  10. 10
    getreal Says:

    He does think he’s pretty funny. Too bad he’s not. Pervert.

  11. 11
    athena Says:

    @fresh: I agree with you.

  12. 12
    lol Says:

    he is funny. and that cover is more hotter than aniston’s.

  13. 13
    a total fan Says:

    # 11- they got away with this cover because it something they have done before the only difference is that he is missing the tie.

  14. 14
    isabella Says:

    I really don’t get this humour, and everyone keeps saying “oh, it’s just British humour” and i’m British and don’t find him funny at all! That’s not ‘our’ humour at all and it’s just sooo over the top and pointless. Yeah Borat had his funny moments but this is just too far, it’s really childish and stupid xoxo

  15. 15
    a total fan Says:

    # 10- they got away with this cover because it something they have done before the only difference is that he is missing the tie.

  16. 16
    aly02 Says:

    One word = GROSS

  17. 17
    ewww Says:

    not funny. at all

    tired of him already and the movie hasn’t even come out yet

  18. 18
    taylorswiftfan Says:

    His legs are so feminine.

  19. 19
    frenchy Says:

    i love this Bruno character! At least someone dares to make fun of those cruel gay caricatures of themselves swarming in the media and fashion and having the nerve to judge and hate everyone.

  20. 20
    LUma Says:

    I think he is not funny, I did not find Borat funny but stupid and this new movie seens to be even more stupid, I think he has some very good friends in hollywood who wants to make him a super star, I think if you are jew you can go very far in hollywood even if you got no talent. All this media atention he is geting is not because he is funny but because he has people working very hard( a lot money) to make him happen.

  21. 21
    Pandora Says:

    I agree, if he were my hubby, I wouldn’t find it so funny. It would get old quickly. I personally think he’s hilaruous but that this kind of humour does have a “shelf life”. I think he may be scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point because a bit of the initial shock value resulting in the giggles (for me, anyway) has worn off.

    @ PP — ROFL! I think he’s more attractive than Kate (and that’s not saying much!).

    As to him being offensive to gay people. I’ve discussed this w/ my gay friends. Some find him to be others, don’t. My take is that he shoves *thee* most extreme example into the faces of those who loathe gays the most and in doing so, he really highlights how seriously they take themselves (i.e. those of certain religious persuasion who are going to “save” gays, or rednecks), and how ridiculous they are. You’ve gotta love that. Well, *I* do. :)

  22. 22
    jenny Says:

    EEEW who in god name would buy this issue. YUCK!!!!

  23. 23
    mertz Says:

    REGULAR anal bleaching. lol. thanks jared. love sacha.

  24. 24
    Lisa Says:

    i love this guy! he’s freaking hilarious!

  25. 25
    connie Says:

    funny man!

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