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Dita Von Teese: Let Me Upgrade U

Dita Von Teese: Let Me Upgrade U

A solo Dita Von Teese makes a trip to the AT&T store on Tuesday afternoon (June 23) in Los Angeles.

The 36-year-old burlesque stripping queen already owns a Blackberry but she was upgrading!

Dita tweeted, “Why does my new blackberry come with five John Mayer ringtones, and not one of them tells me that my body is a wonderland?”

She continued, “I’m working on my new show, which I am sure someone will say sucks and might call me a talentless slut but I won’t punch anyone for it! Criticism is part of the biz and it hurts.”

WILL YOU WATCH Dita’s new show about burlesque?

10 + pics inside of Dita Von Teese getting an upgrade…

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  • bird

    She is beautiful but too pale.

  • TMZ

    The woman isn’t asking anyone to upgrade, she’s just going about her business. Must be a slow day for the paps if they’re following burlesque dancers around town.

  • true blood

    Vampire chic.
    She should do a guest spot on True Blood.

  • Katsaridoula

    she scares me to death….

  • fashionista

    Good for Dita. Violence is not the answer.

  • Pete

    Gorgeous but kinda scary looking too.

  • make it right

    She is pretty but why are we seeing these pics instead of Johnny Depp and Marion Cotillard from tonight’s Public Enemies premiere?

  • LUma

    who is she??????????

  • gigi

    If she went a little lighter on the makeup, she’d be very pretty.

  • cutie

    adorable :-)

  • WTF


  • nick

    She’s hot but she needs to do something with her hair.

  • Isis

    Dita is a phenomenal dresser, but w.r.t her makeup she doesn’t know how to enhance her strong points and downplay the weak ones.

  • amara

    I’d like to see Dita go back to her natural blonde

  • lovely

    She is a gorgeous girl IMO.
    Why does she make herself look like a ghost?

  • miranda

    she was born in the wrong era.


    Sure, I’d watch her show but I don’t think she performs for the general population. From what I’ve read, most of her work is private parties for rich big wigs.

  • Katie

    I was just reading how Manson wants to smash Evan’s skull with a sledgehammer (Spin Mag interview). Dita dodged a bullet on that one and got herself a rich European hunk.

  • blackberry

    Her head looks weird in the first photo.

  • Noticias de famosos

    he style of clothes is very smart and knows how to.

  • dani

    She does look good but I’d like to see more photos of her handsome boyfriend.

  • Hannah

    Love Dita’s porcelain beauty!

  • Venus

    Dita’s dressed to the nines as usual and I love her ruby red lips…

  • Venus

    …but her foundation/powder is a little too severe. It looks like she borrowed it from her ex.

  • vivien

    I’m in love with everything she’s wearing in this post.

  • deea

    she looks like a ghost and seems to have dropped in from the 50′s…i hate those red lips…she is the feminin version of marylin manson

  • lizzie
  • LuckyL

    Haha, I love her. She’s so aware of what these dumba**** say about her.

  • jess j

    Pretty and love her style!

  • lola

    I read her Twitter updates and she seems very sweet and witty so I can’t frown on that. I wonder how hard it is for her to be constantly on tho? I mean she is never dressed casually lol, even to just go to the store.

  • Meream

    Haha I didn’t know she’s witty. Will go and hunt for her twitter now. :)

  • lakers fan in boston

    her body is alright, she sounds a bit overconfident
    she seriously looks like she’s stuck in the 50s
    whats her fasination
    she’s almost as creepy as her pale ex bf
    lol @ her, it’s nice 2 no that even she understands that she gets paid 2 do nothing

  • Lena

    wow she is hot hot hot AND sassy! I like her even more now!

  • Suppress your appetite

    I love her sooo much :)