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Kate Gosselin's Match.com Commercial

Kate Gosselin's Match.com Commercial

Kate Gosselin filed divorce papers last month but already is on the hunt for someone new.

The 34-year-old Jon & Kate Plus 8 mama registered herself on one of the most popular dating websites, Match.com.

Check out the parody of Kate’s Match.com ad below from Funny or Die! If you missed it, be sure to check out Jon Gosselin‘s Match.com Profile!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!


Kate Gosselin’s Match.com Profile
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dddjjj333 @ 07/10/2009 at 2:58 pm

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HAHA perfect.

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thats not even her. thats someone mocking her ass. in JON’s that was actually him

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dddjjj333 @ 07/10/2009 at 3:02 pm

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@marissa:

No my dear… they’re both parodies. It’s funnyordie.com. You must never watch the actual show, because the guy pretending to be Jon looks NOTHING like him!

# 4

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ohhhh soooo cruel…..

# 5

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AGAIN DON’T CARE ABOUT THESE 2 MISFITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP POSTING ANYTHING ABOUT THEM!!!!!!!!!

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baby face @ 07/10/2009 at 3:25 pm

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this fame seeking wh*re needs to crawl back to whatever trailer park she was raised from and take care of her kids, have a real job and struggle in life like everyone else. the world does not owe her because she had multiples

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Jon better thank his lucky stars that Kate is the way she is. Just look at his track record. He stated that he didn’t want to get married, didn’t want any kids, just wanted to bum around traveling. Guess what? He’s doing the exact same thing right now. If he ever passed on his gene pool to these kids, they are in deep, deep trouble. His mother is divorced and passed on the same behavior to his son that it’s o.k. I really don’t care about Kate that much either but at least the kids will be in somewhat of a normal situation. Can you imagine when Jon gets drunk and high with who know whom and the kids are in his care? I’m not saying that he is not a nice guy, but he is just irresponsible and immature with the way he was raised. He is a definate loser. Not trying to be mean but it’sn a fact. He says he wants a new job, but with him getting wasted all the time there is a drug test, especially in a government position, etc., and don’t see him holding on to a real job given his past perfomances. At least with the show his family was very financially secure but he already ruined that with his behaviors. He, and he only brought his own family down. Just follow the dotted line. Kate may not be a saint but if the kids were left to Jon, they will grow up to be irresponsible, immature, que cera cera attitude and no directions in their lives whatsoever. With his high school diploma, if he has one, the only job he will ever get is a hand, or a blo* one with the ****** that he will end up with for the rest of his life. His mother should be proud.

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I can’t understand why Kate would want to do this to her children.

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Jon took Kate out of the trailer park.and she was lucky to have the son of a professional. If Kate is looking for a closer match I suggest she trawl for slime bags and scam artists in Vegas, …more her style.

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and someonte that likes bluetooth.. lol
john’s commercial is better

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Frances and her guild imagine that. You can predict the future of Jon? And Kate is no saint? The state should declare both parents unfit. Both parents have a livetime and memories of regrets and shame ahead. And the kids too.

The kids are developmentally arrested. Put any 5 year old up to them as a comparison for communication skills. The tups have learned mostly from the twins.

Translation: You would cut off Jon’s balls and feed him estrogen so he could emulate Kate while she is away dreaming up another situation where her star appearance is needed to rob and scam the public trust for child welfare.

And neither parent predicted the lucky stars outcome of the fertility drugs Kate decided to take and its been a sad story of track record abuse ever since.

Sometimes lifestyle is determined by want we don’t want and forced to accept in the guise of love.

What idiot thirty something person would date either parent?

escrow mama @ 07/10/2009 at 4:41 pm

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Dr. Coolsex should have done this parody. They’ve got Kate down to a tee.

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in jons that wasn’t him lol

the media needs to leave these people alone

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@marissa:
Uhm.. No. Get your eyes checked. Kthnx.

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OMG! That was too effing funny! Classic! Jon Gosselin’s one was funny too!

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Where is the match.com parody of kids profile for dating new parents? funny.

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lmao that was hilarious
she actually looked like kate except this 1 had crooked teeth and a longer face

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well it look like the man to me. I have other things to do than wat h these two parents pimping their children around

sickos

princess perfect @ 07/10/2009 at 6:27 pm

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dnt care about her dramas and how she is looking 4 a new man
if she met a man that poor guy would run off
lol
dnt bother putting her, jared shes a nobody her face looks ugly, her life is in the toilet with the help of jon, and her kids are already down the toilets so u knw

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LOL . . .love the part abou the hair . . .party in the front, soccer mom in the back . . .LOL

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very funny

lalalala.. @ 07/10/2009 at 8:37 pm

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lol that was too funny.

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haha!!!! Thanks for the laugh!

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FakeJon’s video was more funny.

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