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Brad Pitt Covers Wired Magazine August 2009

Brad Pitt Covers Wired Magazine August 2009

Brad Pitt is the digital gentleman on the August 2009 cover of Wired magazine. Here’s what the 45-year-old said via ET:

On his thoughts of tweeting a picture of his wife’s butt like Ashton Kutcher did of Demi Moore: “Don’t take a picture of your wife’s butt. That’s silly. Take pictures of other people’s wives’ butts.”

On lying about how much money you make on your online dating profile: “Everyone lies online. In fact, readers expect you to lie. If you don’t, they’ll think you make less than you actually do. So the only way to tell the truth is to lie.”

On talking on the phone while taking a whiz: “No, you can’t talk on the phone! Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation? That’s why you should only text in the bathroom. Just be sure you don’t hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don’t want those followers.”

On sometimes awkward cyber dilemmas: “Who cares if your Warcraft wife is really a dude. If it’s good, don’t check under the hood.” (Warcraft is a massively multiplayer online video game.)

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  • marina

    cool pose.
    seems that he is going to start the pr work for IB.
    cheers to all!!!

  • lulu

    okay…

  • first

    FIRST!

  • Not impressed by JA

    lol

  • http://modblog.bmezine.com Anna

    *YAWN* Tired of the whole Pittbunch.

  • Claudia

    Mijito rico!!!

  • http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/07/15/brad-pitt-covers-wired-magazine-august-2009/#comments Reba

    Wow, Brad looks bad and old – certainly not the “hot” guy he used to be – not aging gracefully. Is Angelia that tough to live with?

  • botox brad

    so, I guess he was lying when he said he barely knew how to use a computer.

  • brad

    he looks hot he knows what he is talking about….love you brad!!!

  • umm

    he is aging really good

  • Passby

    Brad is a good looking guy and he knows it and everybody knows it. Therefore, he doesn’t have to do the standard pretty boy pose and the same boring pictures. It seems that he like to get away from the standard and do what he like. I like the different pictures of him instead of the same usual stuff. Brad is comforatble with himself and he doesn’t care what the haters think! That is a nice quality to have in a man and you know he is a confident person and that is a plus…that is what sexy about him!

  • =)=)=)

    angelina is not like that stop it she is sweet he is just getting old

  • dfjfj

    @Reba:

    I’m sure he’d age a lot more gracefully if he lived with someone as bitchy as you…

  • the real lou

    I see the name changers are at it already.

  • Geesh!

    Gimmie me 5 minutes…
    I’d be aaallllllll over that…
    And shamelessly…
    Tah hells wit the rest of yas….

  • Passby

    Brad is certainly still the hot and good looking guy. However, the man is so confidence in himself and has a lot of substance. That is something the haters would never understand…they want Brad to take off his shirt and pose. But he is more than that – he is doing movies with substance and he is a happy family man and he watches what he does. He wants to leave a legacy behind. But that is something the haters are too stupid to comprehend and don’t have the intellegence to write a useful sentence instead of “he used to be hot”. OMG, can we grow up today – I guess not! It is too much to ask and too STUPID to understand.

  • connie

    a brad fan, but not really liking the cover pic.

  • teri

    Wow what a hottie! Love Brad and that he doesn’t demand them erase his lines and photoshop the heck out of his pictures. He is so confident and I love that about him.

  • Nahla

    What did I say wrong Jared??????? don’t tell me you’re not allowed to pose slightly mean things agains Brad and Angelina? XD It wasn’t even mean! I’m very disappointed Jared!

  • a realist

    Brad looks good for a man of 45. He is so gorgeous. I could just squeeze him all over.
    Lucky Angie.

  • the real lou

    # 18 teri @ 07/15/2009 at 11:43 am Wow what a hottie! Love Brad and that he doesn’t demand them erase his lines and photo shop the heck out of his pictures. He is so confident and I love that about him.

    *********************************************************
    Tell me about it.I just saw a LV ad of Madonna and I almost didn’t recognize her.They had her photoshoped one inch from her life.

  • pink roses

    That man is so delicious. I can eat him like he is an ice cream cone.

  • JKL

    “Don’t take a picture of your wife’s butt. That’s silly.” – It means he respected and still respects his wife Jen.

    By saying – “Take pictures of other people’s wives’ butts.” he means…Other peoples wives’ butt or other intimate parts don’t mean as respectful to him as his wife’s. HAHA now it is understandable Mr. Pitt why you didn’t hesitate taking pic of other people’s(Billy Bob and Jonny Lee Miller) wife’s naked top pretending to breastfeed.

  • Jean

    Damn that man looks good. Angie is one lucky girl!

  • ja

    lookin’ old..Aangie’s suckin’ the life out of him as black widows often do

  • Denise

    A gorgeous man. I love Brad and Ange.

  • brad

    #23 JKL you are an idiot! that the only word I have for you. you so jealous of Angie is so scary….Angie untouchable no one like her ….eat your heart out Bitch…

  • Brad’s side squeeze

    I love him too Angelina !

  • Tiff

    Brad and Angie, a beautiful compatible couple, with beautiful children.

  • soi

    I love Brad and Angie. Trolls are such idiots. When reading their comments it is so obvious they are trying to convince themselves. It is so desperate!

  • Tiff

    That gets more delicious with age.

  • Tiff

    Edit: That man gets more delicious with age.

  • helps

    Does Brad have a twitter page? Shiloh apparently does (Ashton Kutcher is following her). Anyway, Brad needs to work on his ‘jokes’ , they’re pretty lame. The sames goes for Sandra Bullock. I watched an interview with her and she cannot answer a question without inserting some lame a*s quip. It’s a defence mechanism, and a way to keep people from knowing their true persona. It turns me off them.

  • jaye

    He looks his age, most Hollywood people without ‘enhancements’ do. He’d look younger without the facial hair and that expression making the winkles more pronounced, but as any Pitt fan knows, Brad doesn’t care about looking like a pretty boy. He’s also funny as h*ell; he’s having fun with the interview.

  • Brad

    On using inexpensive disposable cell phones in order to talk to your side chicks:
    “It’s really a good idea. You can keep your number constantly changing and you have much less of a chance being caught by your significant other or wife. Just make sure you hide it well and don’t store #’s on it.”

  • to ja

    ja @ 07/15/2009 at 11:52 am lookin’ old..Aangie’s suckin’ the life out of him as black widows often do
    ——-
    Hey Anuston, Brad said ‘i’m in LOVE and I have a beautiful family. How lucky can a guy be’. Eat that DUMPEE.

  • bradlikesotherwomensbutts

    bwahaha bradders loves other woman’s asse$, NOT his own woman’s…of course their DONE and she was NEVER his wife, but still. Bwahaha,bradders put jolie in her place.

  • llm

    to ja @ 07/15/2009 at 12:03 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmOjrgSSmoI

  • simulac only

    @JKL: His ex wife will let anybody take pic of her butt. Dang you didn’t even see Angie’s breast in the breastffeding pics and you are still harping about it a year later.

  • sharon

    Brad looks sooooooooooo hot. He is so funny.

  • lol

    @jaye: he looks a lot younger than he usually does. would you like me to post some pix as prroof? he obviously uses enhancements and they also used the airbrush feature.

  • geez

    Can he get any hotter?

  • SANS

    Brad is gorgeous.

  • duh

    I barely know how to use a computer but I can chat and play video games.

  • Brad

    On getting no sex for a whole year after your woman gives birth:
    .
    “Hey, a man’s got do what a mans got to do on his cycle”

  • awwwwwwwww

    In this photo, Brad is gorgeous in a badass way. LOVE him.

  • scooter

    lmao at people taking the interview so serious.
    I think he looks his age with the beard but younger without it.

  • Peaches

    JKL @ 07/15/2009 at 11:49 am “Don’t take a picture of your wife’s butt. That’s silly.” – It means he respected and still respects his wife Jen.

    By saying – “Take pictures of other people’s wives’ butts.” he means…Other peoples wives’ butt or other intimate parts don’t mean as respectful to him as his wife’s. HAHA now it is understandable Mr. Pitt why you didn’t hesitate taking pic of other people’s(Billy Bob and Jonny Lee Miller) wife’s naked top pretending to breastfeed.
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    I knew someone would say something stupid like this. JJ didn’t put up they entire article it say in the beginning he is speaking in his IB character not as himself.

    Pitt, 45, sports a wireless cell phone headset and gives advice – in his Inglourious character – on a variety of subjects, including conduct at work, etiquette and those sometimes awkward cyber dilemmas

  • jess

    What an over-rated actor! He mumbles and stumbles through lines. Who cares what Brad Pitt says. Just a self absorbed idiot.

  • fox

    I guess that is why his blackberry end up in toilet. LOL. He is hilarious when he is in character.