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Tony Romo: Product Spokesman

Tony Romo: Product Spokesman

Newly single Tony Romo has plenty of sponsors, and wants to share them all with you.

In this new Funny or Die vid, the 29-year-old football quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys shamelessly (and humorously) plugs away at his favorite sponsors.

Check our former Mr. Jessica Simpson below!

As reported earlier this week, Tony dumped Jessica on Thursday (July 9), the night before her 29th birthday.


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20 Comments

# 1

the guy is thick and ugle-she can do better than some jock…..

# 2

It was long overdue he would leave that porker.

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# 3
potatoe head!!! @ 07/15/2009 at 8:48 am

JESSICA DID NOT LOSE NOTHING WITH THIS LOSER!! SHE CAN DO BETTER MUCH BETTER-NOW HE WON’T HAVE MUCH ATTENTION NOW THAT JESSICA IS NOT PART OF HIM…HAHA!!! YEP FUGLY!!!!

# 4

I actually thought it was funny. it is good when celebs can poke fun at themselves. Although I have to say it is kinda odd timing that this video is posted now that he had broken up with Jessica.

# 5
Mattel toys rock @ 07/15/2009 at 8:54 am

It was low to dump her at her birthday, but like she blindsidedNick,,she got it worst.
Romo is a fair QB.Does he ever work out?It is almost time for training camp and he isinHolywood clubing.
Dallas Cowboys are stuck
with him,,eeellllll!! 9-7 season.8-8. 7-9.

# 6

was this supposed to be funny? HA HA HA..NOT!

the boy looks dumbfounded.

# 7

He is such a dork!

# 8

The video is kind of witty. I like Romo in that he’s like Peyton Manning – making fun of himself and all. Tom Brady on the other hand is usually so stuck up and always “me, me, me”. About the breakup – until we know the whole story, we can’t say for sure. At least Jessica isn’t pregnant with his baby!

# 9

UGLY DIRT BAG!!

@rocky: I agree, he is dork! He’s ugly & he sucks as a quarterback! Jessica, don’t you dare shed another tear over that goofball!

I never liked him anyway and Jess can do much better. Check the fanpage sweetkisses.net for the TRUTH about what’s really going on!

ROMO IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT HER @ 07/15/2009 at 12:12 pm

She is the loser not him.. So glad that the preener is gone from his
life.. Don’t you get it …it was a rebound relationship now on the cover
of the tabloids are going to be her getting back with Nick now that
he is single too..all the shows are talking about it.. PERFECT MATCH.

TONY is not a loser thick head dork..Just because Jess’s brother in
law is one… Big goof ball who isn’t even the lead singer of his band.
THAT IS A LOSER GOOFBALL SUCKER WHO MARRIES A SIMPSON.

he looks like a meat head.

lol, what this suppose 2 be funny?
it sounds like he’s just doing this 2 get paid….
not a bit funny man, any it’s funny how right after he breaks up, he starts talking about jessica, i never once heard him talk about her before

WELL,WELL, Tony, that was not very nice to dump Jessica the day before her birthday. Too begin with, Dallas got rid of the wrong player, It should’ve been you Tony, not T.O. But that’s OK The DALLAS COWBOYS are going to regret it BIG TIME, letting TO go. .So Jessica don’t feel bad that this loser dumped you. You are a very young and pretty girl. Maybe you can hook uo with TO, NOW THAT WOULD BE SO GREAT.

This guy has nothing to offer and will disappear unless he starts talking about Jessica or write a tell-all book. He is not goodloooking (he looks like that doughboy— loose a few teeth and he looks like the joker) and he is a passable football player. Pretty callous of him to dump her before her 29th birthday; he was already heading out the door prior to this but had to make such an impact/statement to dump her. Nice guy, ladies. A role model for all the guys with a girlfriend they want to dump.

Tony-dumping her was the best thing you ever did. You were beginning to act as stupid and tabloid fame hungry as she is. She really brought you down in fan’s eyes. Now maybe you can regain the fan’s respect and play decent football. PLEASE-DON’T EVER GO BACK TO HER. YOU CAN DO BETTER!!!!!!!

haha lmao this was shot at my highschool. birmingham hs in cali.

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