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Dita Von Teese is a Martini Glass Girl

Dita Von Teese is a Martini Glass Girl

Dita Von Teese holds up a “Cointreau Teese” martini glass prior to her striptease show “An Evening with Dita Von Teese” at Hollywood’s Avalon nightclub on Wednesday (July 22).

The 36-year-old burlesque superheroine debuted her new Opium Den Chinese number at the show. “I worked on it for four years,” Dita explained. “The set is really elaborate and fun to do. Heavy rhinestone lifting! There will be no living with me once I get my crystal headdress on! It’s BEYOND!”

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59 Responses to “Dita Von Teese is a Martini Glass Girl”

  1. 1
    nil Says:

    every minute walking around with red lipstick woww

  2. 2
    nil Says:

    she has a mustache you can see it on the second picture thats really sucks

  3. 3
    pomm Says:

    Very retro. She looks great.

  4. 4
    Katie Says:

    Nope, she doesn’t have a mustache at all.
    Love her outfit.

  5. 5
    Pure poison Says:

    She has a mustache on the second picture ( the extreme close-up)..

  6. 6
    aish lover Says:

    Wow, that is an amazing dress!

  7. 7
    T Says:

    I don’t see a mustache in these pics. It’s the same troll nitpicking. Probably the same one who tried to say she wears dentures.

    Dita really does rock that dress.

  8. 8
    lily Says:

    she is so pretty.

  9. 9
    Wcked Says:

    Pretty, she doesn’t look 36.

  10. 10
    v fan Says:

    This woman has the most amazing style.
    I covet her entire wardrobe!

  11. 11
    Rose Says:

    That really is a beautiful dress.
    Can someone i.d. the designer?
    Thanks!

  12. 12
    jason Says:

    This ***** has the sickest bod.
    For an old *****, she’s hot.

  13. 13
    marina Says:

    I wished I lived in LA. I would like to attend one of her shows.

  14. 14
    just saying Says:

    She is very pretty, but her bf is even hotter.
    Where is the Count?
    Don’t keep him under wraps, Dita!

  15. 15
    salma Says:

    For being so tiny, Dita really does have the body of a fashion model. She is perfectly proportioned. Lucky lady that she can wear clothes so well.

  16. 16
    raena Says:

    she does have a mustache! i agree with
    2#

  17. 17
    honeybee Says:

    she looks so gorgeous.

  18. 18
    meher Says:

    yes she has hair all over her face, half is bleached, half isn’t

  19. 19
    nyros Says:

    I’m not seeing a mustache but I’m sure she bleaches/waxes as dark-haired ladies do. Is her body all natural?
    If those are implants, her doc did a good job.
    Her breasts are smoking!

  20. 20
    zoe Says:

    Love Dita. She has excellent style and a beautiful smile.

  21. 21
    jj fan Says:

    I love her dress! Very classy.
    A freshing change from the poptarts and celebutards walking around with their vaginas hanging out.

  22. 22
    irish dreams Says:

    She is very pretty and not super skinny. I like that she has curves.

  23. 23
    milla78 Says:

    Love Dita’s fashion sense. She makes it look effortless.

  24. 24
    glitzy Says:

    I’m not loving the blue eyeshadow — but overall she’s fabulous looking.

  25. 25
    irene Says:

    Oh wow, that dress IS beautiful!
    I bet she gets all her designer clothes for free.

  26. 26
    RAE4KMA Says:

    before I even saw the comments I saw the close up pic to check out her make up and the first thing I said was “She has a mustache” She needs to use some hair remover. She is gorgeous. Such a unique look.

  27. 27
    true blood Says:

    We need to see a Dita cameo on Mad Men.
    She has the perfect hour-glass figure. Her and Joan could compare notes.

  28. 28
    bella Says:

    Love her style :)

  29. 29
    Summer Says:

    That face of hers could stop traffic.
    Hideous

  30. 30
    Bunnie Says:

    Oh, how fascinating…….
    another slime ball hooker walking around Hollywood.

  31. 31
    Haven Says:

    Her face is fine. Her body could definitely stop traffic.
    She’s very pretty in a pin-up way.

  32. 32
    Brian Says:

    WOW SHE LOOKS LIKE MY DOG AND EVEN HE HAS LESS HAIR IN THE FACE…
    SHE LOOKS LIKE A TRANNY AS USUAL…..

  33. 33
    Aussie Says:

    Not bad for an ex POR,N_STAR, but Dita should tone down the makeup!

    It makes you think she must be really ugly since she is always covering her face with tons of make up!!!!!!!!!!
    and what’s up with hte mustache in the second pic???????????

  34. 34
    12345 Says:

    WHATS UP WITH ALL THE POSTS OF MARILYN MANSON’ S EX?
    *
    Thats all I think when I see this woman”””””’this is the one who married Marilyn Manson and I feel like puking just thinking of her having sex with him!
    EEEEEEEEEWWWWWW
    She must have been on drugs or something to be attracted to Marilyn Manson! EW!

  35. 35
    Sarah Says:

    nil @ 07/23/2009 at 8:06 am
    You are right
    Dita does have a mustache, it looks kind of gross

  36. 36
    Mojo Says:

    That is a really pretty dress. She looks lovely. If this woman resembles your dog, you must have a really cute puppy. And get real, your dog has more hair than Dita. lol
    She could have done a better job bleaching her upper lip (course that is an extreme close-up), but she’s still a pretty lady and that’s less hair than horsey-faced, husband stealing Roberts has shown.
    Good luck with the show, Dita!

  37. 37
    Bittersweetrc Says:

    Yes I see the moustache but she to me it adds to her beauty – I have a slight one too and people still tell me I’m very pretty.

  38. 38
    Sarah Says:

    Aussie @ 07/23/2009 at 11:25 am
    and you are also right
    I just looked it up and she did some lesbian por.n
    So not classy at all
    So cheap from her

  39. 39
    Velvet Says:

    The whole outfit looks amazing. From what I’ve read and heard, she’s kind, courteous and exercises good manners to others, so I think she’s classy regardless of her past.

  40. 40
    lucy Says:

    She totally has a mustache and her eyebrows need some cleaning up. Isn’t ths her big night? I know she’s all period-centric but they had tweezers in the twenties honey!

    I just never have got the hype on her. Boring.

  41. 41
    YouAlllose Says:

    @nyros:

    She’s a natural blonde, dumba.ss.

  42. 42
    Fox Says:

    @YouAlllose: She was a blonde in high school, dumb.ASS and if you’ve seen her yearbook photos in-person, you’d know she had a little help from Sun-In/Mr. Peroxide.
    She’s probably a natural brunette by now and like this person said, needs to wax/bleach. Nothing wrong with that. Lots of woman do.
    That said, she looks fabulous as always.

  43. 43
    Peet Says:

    She is overrated!
    She looks retarded as usual!
    Mustache and all hahahahahahaha

  44. 44
    Irish Girl Says:

    @nil: All women have hair in that area. I’m not sure how old you are, but if you haven’t hit your 30s yet… wait for it… changes are coming! haha
    .
    Dita is glorious as usual. I would love to have skin that porcelain.

  45. 45
    Patricia Says:

    I think Ms. Von Teese is a beautiful woman who is very in-touch with her sexuality. She is always impeccably dressed and even through the camera’s eye you can see how self-confident she is. I am so sorry for the haters who can’t see these things in spite of how they feel. They are missing out on a thing of beauty that is timeless.

  46. 46
    London Says:

    I see a cheap ex lesbian po.rn star wh.ore there!
    I just think this woman is repulsive!

  47. 47
    Patricia Says:

    @Brian: You sound like a jealous tranny wannabe. Actually you sound like a really unhappy person . God bless you.

  48. 48
    Patty Says:

    DITA___P.O.R.N___TEESE

  49. 49
    Dorothy Says:

    Gosh .. I want to see some of your faces under a microscope lens. This was not visible to ANYONE talking to her in person. She looks good as usual and different from your typical HW bimbos… she put on a good spectacle! Bravo Dita

  50. 50
    lakers fan in boston Says:

    thats probably her biggest accomplishment
    making a new drink
    she’s so useless
    no talent at all and she creeps the shiz out of me
    she just seems like a crazy lady stuck in the past 2 me with her style
    F U dita!!

  51. 51
    Peace Says:

    She’s very pretty. At times her makeup is overdone but her style is fantastic.
    She really knows how to dress and I bet she’d make an excellent stylist. Imagine how good Hollywood would look if Dita were styling them?
    And no, making a drink is not her biggest accomplishment.
    I read she got paid $ 350,000 for ONE performance. She must be a pretty shrewd business woman to negotiate those fees. Props to Dita.

  52. 52
    Sundanc Says:

    SHE DID LESBIAN P-O-R-N so of course she has experience HAHAHAHA
    Dita is a disgusting piece of trash

  53. 53
    Lovely_lacey Says:

    @Peace: Yes, it takes a shrewd business woman to know that showing your t!ts, c**t and shanking your a** will make money. Talentless? Yes. Just like Holly M. or any other tramp who screws for dollars. Cheap and hairy w/ a picasso face.

  54. 54
    Shyen Says:

    Dita is a beautiful woman but she needs to wax her face. and if you can’t see it it’s because it’s blond like her natural hair color. But her whole face has a lot of hair. Real models have to wax their faces too. They don’t have that much hair on their face but Dita has a WHOLE FACE load of hair. except her forehead.
    I didn’t even know that till click on the pictures! I don’t wan to be famous. I will have to take care of myself to perfection or else I’ll be getting comments like this on all my pictures… HAHAHAHA

  55. 55
    hailey Says:

    To the person who asked about her body: Dita has breast implants, she even admitted it in an interview.

    And yeah, wax that mustache, Dita!

  56. 56
    cari Says:

    SHE NEEDS TO GET BACK IN HER DAMN SPACESHIP AND GO BACK TO 1950. AND WHITE PANCAKE MAKEUP IS NOT ATTRACTIVE.

  57. 57
    LEna Says:

    man i wonder how long it takes her to get dressed and put her make up and stuff on if you look in picture with the close ups of her bangles you can see make up all over her arms as well! thats dedication! Love dita!

  58. 58
    suppress your appetite Says:

    Wow, she is so beautiful !

  59. 59
    RPaine Says:

    I’ve met her in person and I have to say that she is the most genuine down to earth girl out there… and ALWAYS beautiful

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