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Drew Barrymore & Justin Long Have Sex Every Five Pages

Drew Barrymore & Justin Long Have Sex Every Five Pages

Drew Barrymore and her on-and-off-again boyfriend Justin Long shoot new scenes for their upcoming movie Going the Distance in Long Island, New York on Monday (July 27).

In this scene, the couple has a heart-to-heart talk before things get heated. Very heated.

“[Drew and Justin] get it on so much it’s crazy,” producer Adam Shankman tells JustJared.com. “They have sex every five pages in this movie, which is about a couple attempting to have a long distance relationship.”

10+ pics inside of Drew and Justin making out in public off-set in NYCearlier this month…

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167 Comments

# 1

Justin’s a cutie!.

# 2

Justin Long is so cute.

# 3

dude u could do better yet ur still with this chick, sad
she’s nothing but a fug face whose stuck in the 80s

# 4

Yeah I think this guy is really cute!

# 5

lol lakers fan in boston. i think they’ll break up…again. lol @shankman. he’s the best.

# 6

Good actor!!!

# 7

Gosh – he looks a lot like David Schwimmer don’t you think?

# 8

Drew barrymore is such a free spirit…. really love her!

# 9

I just want Drew to be happy. She’s beautiful, lovely, and seems like such a sweetheart! :)

Love to be in love……looks like these 2 lovelys are. Enjoy!

I love Drew and Justin! :)

i love them together sooo cute.
hes adorable =]

I think Drew wrote about half the comments on this page, b/c who other than me and about 3 others would bother?

I’m sure the producers always give stories like that to justjared exlusively too.

Who cares if you have sex with him fictionally or in real life?
I’m relieved you’re with him actually.
I don’t think I love you anymore. I’m not sure I ever really did.

why would you wear braces that pull your pants up so high you look like daffy duck when he got kicked in the a** and his butt was over his head. really, that just makes me (ouch) uncomfortable.

If you died tomorrow, I don’t think I’d miss you at all.

I defy you to deny that the main thing that is concerning you right now, is not whether you and I will be in each other’s lives, but whether or not you’ll get to use me. You’re a lying who^re.

Actually, only one word is staying in my brain right now….it’s not love or hate or even music…it’s revenge.

I certainly don’t need to physically hurt you to get it either.

What’s funny is, most of the shi+ you used to accuse me of was never true…you just used to try to screw with my self esteem, so I’d mistake the no-love you were sending to be love.

I really can’t wait for him to get the full you that up ’til now, you’ve been spewing onto me. The bad parts that is. He hasn’t seen that side of you, has he? I did and loved you anyway. I thought it was love, but I think it was just a poor substitute for the real thing.

Like eating junk food…when all your body really needs is some healthy food, some exercise and some love. I’m through with junk and that certainly is what you were. Excess junk, I’ll be much better off without.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it – the pair of you can smoke it together.

It’s ON Long Island…..not IN Long Island.

Long Island is just that…an island. It is not a place or jurisdiction.

isabel @ 07/27/2009 at 9:01 pm Gosh – he looks a lot like David Schwimmer don’t you think?
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yeah. i always get him and jason schwartzman mixed up. i like them all though and i like drew…i just think there’s something off about them…like they are too on the same wave length or something. oh well. i hope they don’t break up though. they should just keep doing what they are doing already.

Drew is so annoying and looks old.

I LOVE Drew. I just think he is using her.
.
Drew, you should try to date him without giving him roles. You deserve real love and some douche who wants to climb up the Hollywood ladder.

I’ve completely, not just partially lost my mind.
I need to get out of this NOW.

I don’t want a repeat of last night EVER.
Just stay the hell away from me.

If I gave two shi+s about climbing the hollywood ladder and didn’t care anything about you, I’d have done a much better job of it, believe me.

I wish I could say thanks for the memories, but making memories or even speaking with me was never a priority for you.

Now get lost.

Interestingly enough, earlier I was getting accused of not having enough ambition…now I’ve got so much I’m a climber with no soul. You’re unbelievable.

I had to put up with this cun+y crap from you all this time. That shi+ is not love. Nothing like it. The only thing I ever really wanted from you…the thing I would have been so satisfied with in whatever form it took, was time with you. Good time where we were actually good to each other instead of constantly hurting each other.

The rest of what I wanted for my life I would have figured out – with or without you. How did you miss that?

To this day, I’ll be dam#ed if I know what the hell you wanted, except that it was very obvious I wasn’t in a position to be giving it to you.

Even that bit in those photos up there…making a point to kiss him in front of the cameras. You were obviously with him, so what I don’t get is, why still be bombarding me with talk of love and marriage?

Is it any wonder with that and you scrutinizing my every movement, that eventually I’d have to break free of that? I don’t care what you think of that or me anymore.

No-win impossible scenario that you set up for me there…I was just supposed to walk into that and the one thing I’d know for sure is, whatever happened that we probably would not be a safe place for each other.

How when that thought of I’m a climber or trying to use you for something…how do you talk about marriage if you have those kind of doubts? Things weren’t right for a long time…I gave you what I knew to be the ONLY way to try to set something right and all you could do was piss on me.

Nothin’ you say means anything either.

There was lots of talk about love, but I never saw any.

I need to leave this be now. Need to get on with a life that probably has nothing to do with you. Please don’t bother me again. You won’t get what you want in any respect. That time has passed and is gone and along with it, anything good we might have been to each other.

I’m done.

I wish I could have just once had a conversation with you, so I could have read your eyes. I would have known if you were sincere from that, your body language and how you acted.

Maybe you would have known something about me that way too. There’s no kind of substitute for face to face communication. It’s hard when you’ve actually been a couple and known each other to be separated, but if you haven’t and there’s so much on the line but also so much left to chance, there’s no way it would work.

There never would have been a way to know for sure who was trying to use who and there always would have been doubts. I had them too believe me. I only would have had an inkling of whatever the truth was, when you didn’t need me for anything but something personal, but if I never got there, it’s not like it would matter would it?

You’ll get on with your life and I’ll get on with mine, but wouldn’t it be something if both of us actually did care and part of the reason we couldn’t sort anything out was that? No objectivity or ability to be reasonable or rational with each other b/c the situation was too painful. Now I guess we’ll never know.

Did you really have to be throwing those life or death tests at me right then? Did I really have to be such a jerk all the time? Probably not, but like I said, it doesn’t really matter anymore.

You accusing me of being a climber…
I can’t even believe you’d pull that now.

You might have been right about one thing though…I don’t think I really was in love with you. You affected my heart deeply. Woke it up, just by being you and with that movie you made.

I think I mistook that for in-love b/c I had nothing to compare it to. Never even came close before that. How would I know? I still don’t actually. But from what I’ve heard, you do know all the way through and you don’t have these kind of doubts, wondering if someone is out to use you, so I don’t think it was.

You have been in love before so you do have some comparison, knowing how you felt before. Was it really that for you? Would you tell me the truth in any case? Just no way to trust, but more than that, I tried to put that and doubts and everything that normally would have made me run and never come back to the side and do it anyway.
Is that what it was for you? All these things I would have wanted to hear where you were coming from, but it never happened.

That wasn’t how I wanted it.

Don’t even be trying to throw those people up to me anymore. You weren’t making them a priority because you weren’t making a positive result your priority.

Making some stupid movie where you’re thrust (no pun intended) into ridiculously bad situations with him and making a spectacle of yourselves the rest of the time, all the while alternately spewing BS about love or marriage to me or attacking my self esteem.

WTF were you thinking – like at any point?

Everybody will be happier once this is over and I’m gone.

I know it’s the truth. I don’t kid myself that I ever would have found a family with you b/c I think it was a lie.

Christ…I’m so weary from all this garbage…If you really want me to do this…what are you doing?

All you would have to do is stop all this, get on with your life as best you can and mess out of it.

I think it’s pretty obvious we don’t belong together. Not like this, so I’m asking you not to make it about that, or I really will be gone permanently.

If that’s OK…then just let me go. If not, do something different and give me a fighting chance.

At the end of the day career-wise it’s the same or doing just about anything else is more apealling at the moment, but this will fu@k with me for the rest of my life. What about you?

You’re unbelievable too.

Fine, fu@k you then you fu@king bi+ch.

God I hate you. You have no idea how much.

‘Alana Loves Me’, bullshi+. Alana loves whatever warm body the wind blows in, so long as it has a career she likes the look of.

JUST STAY THE FU@K AWAY FROM ME.

You’re short, you’re mean and I suspect quite unclean and he must be too if he fancies that for any length of time. Of course when you smoke you can’t smell much anyway, so that might be why. Maybe he stinks too. Neither one of you looks like you wash much. Fab didn’t either as I recall. He used to brag about it.

You could all be part the elite Stinky McLachlan club and you could be it’s charter member. Then you could boss all the smellies around just to your liking, couldn’t you?

You’re such a drip, honestly, I’m so glad I never got involved with you.

For a woman with as much on the ball as you should have, you could have just fu@ked off with him ages ago and not screwed with me.

You have no idea how glad it makes me that pretty soon I’ll be done with this and you and I won’t have to hear anymore about that co@ksucker of a bf of yours anymore.

You’re a @unt and I wish I’d never known your name, let alone trusted you with my heart or anything else that mattered to me.

You were up all night and so you’re not even making sense at all…just give it up for a bad job you were never any good at anyway…and by that I mean, you never in a million years had a clue of how to do anything useful when it came to me so if only you’d have listened and not done anything at all, everyone would have been better off. Including you and that co@ksucker over there.

Go on and go…nobody wants you to stay. If he’s so marvelous do us all a favor and fu@k off permenantly.

I repeat…DID YOU EVER GIVE YOUR TIME TO ME?
Whatever you had to give, you gave to not just him, but whoever the fu@k was passing with a career you approved of.
DID YOU EVER GIVE ME MUCH OF A CHANCE? You fu@king didn’t.

If that is what life or love would have been like with you and I’m so terrible, then by all means go and stay gone.

Just when I needed you most, you were nowhere to be fu@king found.
That’s the truth contrary to whatever fantasy you may have concocted in your imagination and been able to sell around it is true.

You think you were there for me, b/c you were essentially paying to stalk and invade me? You were there gawking, seeing that crap movies got made, wrecking people’s lives and then trying to blame me for it, but apart from that, you weren’t doing much that was useful.

Then to make yourself feel better about all of it you’d be there muckling onto whatever dude frigging flew by. Pathetic.

I so wish you’d never brought that sad act on, let alone used my name and life to fuel it.

But that’s love though.

Everything that comes from you is one form of bullshi+ or another.

I don’t believe you were ever sincere about anything, but especially not me.

I’m sorry if I didn’t treat you like the lady that you think you are.
I would have treated a prostitute with more respect b/c I actually would respect her.

Someone in that position is struggling just to survive most of the time. They have had such a crap deal in life, they can’t help what they do and deserve respect and compassion.

What’s your excuse?
I didn’t treat you like a lady, b/c you didn’t act like one.

I’m not refering to sexual exploits there, but just the way you went about them – not loving me, but holding me heart hostage.

You took great glee in doing it too.

How did you ever expect a positive thing to be the result of that?

Most of the time you were very cruel and actually had the nerve to still expect me to take the weight of the world on for you.

You went out and did that. You didn’t need to but you did and even when people were dying you kept on. There would have been no weight to take if it wasn’t for your mistakes and then refusal to do anything useful to fix it. How many thousands of chances did you have to just walk? That’s all you would have fu@king had to do.

You’re a smart woman for c#rist’s sake. That’s why I don’t accept the utter stupidity as being by accident or in anyway unavoidable.

Reminds me of MJ’s second go around with the child molestation stuff. All he had to do was stop sleeping in the bed with them.

It’s just like that.

Our love’s in jeopardy, baby?

When wasn’t it? There is no love anymore as far as I’m concerned.

And true enough it isn’t easy being alone, but you left me alone all this time, so what would be different except I’d be free of wanting you or hoping that you’d change that. Sounds like it might even free me up to find someone who actually wanted to be with me, not just use me.

I don’t need more than one like you do…she doesn’t have to be famous…just somebody to love. I’ll do all the things for her that you never did for me and that’s a lot.

I’ve also learned not to make the same mistakes with someone else. The first would be trusting them with too much personal before I really knew who they were. Nobody wants to hear that shi+. You should save it for the therapist if you need to talk about it.

If I got to know and really trust them over time I might but certainly not before I did. I just try to show her a good time and be kind to her and that wouldn’t be hard, b/c I wouldn’t constantly feel watched, judged and like I needed to defend myself against attacks from someone who claimed to love me.

The nice thing about being with someone you’re poor and don’t have a public audience they’d be worried about (and I mean the people you consider family who you went out of your way to screw over using my name), is you know if they were with you, chances are it would be for the right reasons and they’d know too.

You were nothing but a nightmare for me. I’m glad it’s finally over.

You’re really desperately clutching at straws over there aren’t you?
You’ve already done the bit where you go off holding my heart hostage making a show of yourself. What would you do to top that if you didn’t have my heart anymore and I finally move on with a career and a woman and don’t give a fu@k anymore?

It amazes me how you could manage all this time to be lying right through your teeth and being so nasty and cruel while you did it, but then I think it would be more than you could admit even to yourself that your family never needed to get hurt and it was mostly your own doing.
I think you’re in incredible denial and just took for granted I’d come save your butt no matter what you did to me.

You did plenty of damage to me and them and somehow though it’s me that it’s blamed on. Very convenient if you’re looking after your own as@ and reputation. I think that’s mostly what this has been about.

Just stay the hell away from me.

You should have a bloody hazard warning tattooed on your forehead.

I used to try to laugh at it, b/c otherwise you’d have been so unbearable I wouldn’t have been able to stop crying.

You’re so lame – such a phoney and so transparent it’s not even funny.

I see right through YOU.

You two really do belong together.
Isn’t it great when two people are so in love? :)

Face like a frozen shoe pack and homely as you please.

Don’t worry though I’m sure it won’t hurt his image though
- the sunshine will still leak out his ass just fine

It won’t hurt your image either – which is the thing you care more about than anything else.

It is true.

It’s a good thing he works out b/c the face wouldn’t be cutting it for much.

You better keep fit homely boy. :)

Don’t worry though…
I’m sure so long as you keep trailing after her, she’ll stick with you, until she finds someone she’s actually in love with again and is done with you.

The pair of you have no reason in the world to be so pathetic but you totally are.

Any crap you try to send my way..back at you and I could care less.

This is just your usual M.O.

Drew doing business as usual.

Nothing you say or do is going to change this now.

Say or do whatever you want…makes no difference to me.

You’re a two face aren’t you? The one you show everybody else including him, b/c you need him for the moment…v. different from the one you showed me.

Maybe a result of growing up in Hollywood and never living anywhere else. Survival I suspect, but you aren’t the sweetie you pretend to be.

Not even remotely.

You’ve gotten very good at playing it though…you’re an expert.

You ought to give lessons.

Go find someone else’s life to try to wreck. I’m sure you’ll manage it.

No matter what happens you’ll never have to pretend you care about me anymore I promise. I don’t believe you anyway.

You’re going to get the shock of your life when you realize I never actually needed you at all. Certainly not professionally. I thought I needed you personally. That’s what it always was – even if we were wrong for each other and you should have been with someone else…it was a heart thing. Was the only thing after a while that kept me hanging on.

Now I know I don’t need you at all. I actually am pretty sure I never did. All we could do was put each other down and I don’t have it in me to force myself into a job I don’t want anymore. I don’t want any part of it. Not you or that world.

I obviously came to the end of my rope ages ago. I should have left right when I first lost it. There’s no coming back from it now.

Your victory day is here honey! You won. You happy now?

“Love is the hardest habit to break, and the most difficult to satisfy.” ~when you’re Drew Barrymore.

She could have someone who adored her standing right beside her and still she’s not satisfied.
If she is, her behavior is very questionable.

Whatever you were trying to sell me or do to me was just retarded and stupid. You aren’t in a position to be acting that dumb anymore.

And before you get your bun in a twist about something else, I didn’t say you were dumb. I said you were acting dumb and you’re not.

That’s why I don’t accept it.

But a woman who’s as clueless as you’ve been ain’t running my life anymore – personally or professionally.

I never should have remotely let you.

That was my mistake, along with ever trusting you in the first place
- with anything.

I don’t suspect you’ll take the hint and pi#s off, but whatever you do or say now means nothing to me and neither do you.

You’re just some actress out in the world I never knew anyway.
Pretty soon your memory will fade out to nothing and be gone completely. The bad dream is starting to fade even now.

That’s what you were – a bad dream.

I know I’m crazy darling. Of course I wasn’t until you had a go at me, so maybe when I’ve cut you out of my life, I’ll have a bit of sanity again.

I think you were a catalyst for some good stuff despite your best efforts to the contrary, so thanks for that much.

If gossip burns your rear-end and that of your friends so much, what are you actually doing about finding a useful solution?

Are you doing anything?
People will always gossip, but it is out of control.
The ironic thing about you is, before you became really successful yourself, I bet you did.

If that’s the case, you’re a hipocrite and that would be consistent.

If you and whoever else you dragged into your particular self-created nightmare of stupidity don’t like me, it’s no wonder…but in case you were under any misconceptions to the contrary, the feeling is completely mutual and I’m relieved our time together is over.

Of course we never actually did have any time together, so even that isn’t to be lemented. I feel like I’ve just had a tumor removed.

I am going to have the life I want. You can’t stop me.

Sorry if it doesn’t suit your agenda.

I ‘shot down your heart’ – what a load of bullshi+ that is…but I shot down your crap b/c you were ruining my fu@king life and a whole bunch of other people’s and that had to fu@king stop.

And from a personal perspective, it does matter that you were mostly a complete as#hole to me, never slept with or spent any time with me and now you’re finally fu#king him again. Who needs that or you?

Even in the context of an imaginary delusion, it wasn’t even fun or enjoyable, but there was nothing real about it except the shi++y effect on everyone’s lives.

And it’s good that you’re finally being recognized for the actress you are
-more to the point that you translated the great acting you had been doing offscreen to a film or two, b/c the performance you do in real life should get you an oscar. It’s that good.

Just get lost. Don’t wanna know ya.

This…is not love. Whatever you’re selling lately isn’t either.

You’re a sicko too
You have a twisted brain painted on a crooked smile.
I do too, but the two don’t marry well.

I’m gonna get up and sing that and have a life that doesn’t include you. Ha!

Sending you a rasberry darling. ()####

I understand better than you think I do you know…
You demand the peen regularly…and you demand being adored regularly…Nothing wrong with that.

I plan to soon demand the ***** regularly and being adored as well.

And in any case, I’m sure we’ll both have more fun with anyone but each other. :)

Still Believe In Love – just not with you.

Unless of course, you’re just looking for a hop, which should be more fun than this.

Lady Killer my bum.

You’re just trying to suck me in again. Not gonna happen.
I see you coming. I know what you do. Nice try though. :)

And my heart is only cold to you…it was mainly only cold to you, b/c you were trying to put me in an unbearable situation. You weren’t my friend and I wasn’t yours. Look I’m not going to bother re-hashing what you know is true anyway. No point now.

What do you want lady? Is it a reasonable thing? Is it something you feel you should have the right to demand of someone you never bothered to speak to? Really?

I think you haven’t been even remotely reasonable about much.

OMG Justin is so cute I love them.. cute couple ;)

Justin those pants r kinda tight buddy lol

Look, in the imaginary scenario where you were my wife….we got that imaginary divorce.

Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor got married twice….
I doubt it was better for them the second time around. You’d have to ask her, b/c he’s no longer with us and this is completely bloody unreal.

But…RB and ET …coincidence? I think not. :)

Isabelle? Is that what you’re calling yourself these days?

But you’re right Isabelle, or whatever your name is…those pants he had on were very tight…so tight they looked like they were riding up his jumper even without the suspenders.

He definitely looked uncomfortable in the hat too.

You must have been trying to dress him again. :)

And you’re delusional too if you think I want to make up with you, or go anywhere near you.

Keep on dressing him though, you have to be able to play with your boytoys…guess for this one that equates to an awkward version of a Ken doll.

He wears lifts too, I bet. LOL :)

Drew…you know you were never there.

Go on now…get lost.

Stalking, gawking at me and running around making dumb movies doesn’t equate ‘being there for me’.

You certainly were nowhere to be found when I needed you. That much is certain….and other than that it was all talk, nonsense and you expected too bloody much and then made it freaking impossible. I’m not laughing anymore. I’m just fed up and pissed.

You’re not something I want in my life so just fu@k off you as#hole.

I don’t know what you’re like with other people, but I’m assuming you manage not to be a twat to them.

You want I should come over there?

Not in a band but just to crush his testicles?

Would that suit you darling? Leave me the FU@K ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ll put it to you this way…

If the fu@k ever comes near me he’s got a date with a flat set of testicles. I’m picturing doing it even now.

Take the very unsubtle hint I’m droping. What’s ironic is, there would have been a clean slate in that place for me if you’d never done anything. I’d take that over an infamous reputation and dubious connections anyday if I actually did want to make my living there and I don’t anymore – In large part b/c of you, so give it a fu@king rest.

Well at least you got them to play my old favorite ‘Run To You’…that never gets old. Mouldy cheese on crackers. :)

Oh…Michael Bolton too…you’re pulling out all my old favorites.

“When a Maaaaan Loves a Woman….ho….when a man…when a man loooves a wooman…he’ll sleep out in the rain…if she says that’s the way…it oughta be.”

I guess you’re right and I guess by that definition I don’t b/c I was only willing to sleep in the rain for so long and then got sick of being cold and wet. Where is he sleeping? Not in the rain certainly.

The pair of you really do belong together. You’re such a pair of drips.

I’m going to share something with you that I learned as a lesson from my parents…if you don’t like each other and you’re not friends, you probably shouldn’t get married. If there’s even the remotest signs of abuse, the abuser likely won’t change and will do it again and you shouldn’t even be together at all.

I’m trying REALLY hard to, you just won’t take the hint.

I’m trying really hard to sever the connection, but you won’t take the hint.

As for my career and life direction…let me worry about that.
It’s none of your business anymore.

I know it irk’s you greatly that you can’t control this situation (my life and what I do in it), so you use any dirty tricks you can think of to try to get the upper hand, but it won’t be happening.

btw…Xanadu…you have to be high to see that one, I think.

No sarcasm…I bet it’s giggly great when you’re high.

Drew Barrymore got a bad nose job a couple yrs ago and she does not look good. Used to be pretty- now looks dumb

Is that comment like the hairy-pitted tank top deal?
Just go away, yeah?

OK. Don’t worry, I won’t make a repeat of the feelings I used to have.
They’re dead and gone for good. So no worries there.

Hope he does get you pregnant. That would be nice for both of you.

You actually do mean it when you tell someone you love them, don’t you? It’s just that you fall out of love as quickly as you fall in.

It’s been awhile since you loved me I suspect. I think I drove it out of you…but you decided that you were going to be making this happen come hell or high water and that you knew best.

So you were saying love and marriage and whatever you thought you should say…I think that’s what it was.

There’s none left though. I can feel it’s dead in both of us now.
It’s true isn’t it? It’s alright you know.

All I ever wanted from you was honesty and not to be tortured.
Now you have an incling of what you did to me all these years.
Sincerely, that’s how it felt and at a certain point, I just wanted you to stop and leave me alone. Trouble was, you didn’t recognize you really didn’t know what you were doing and everything you did just made it worse and pushed me away further until every good feeling was dead in me.

Can you appreciate that? Problem is, I just don’t have it in me to participate in any of this anymore whether you were hassling me about him or love or not.

And I do believe in love…just not with you and I suspect the feeling is mutual. You really are with him and I wish you’d just left it be and we might have been able to come up with something that wasn’t so brutal.

What finally did it? Threatening to crush his testicles? :)
I’d thank God, but God doesn’t live here anymore.

Tell me it wouldn’t have been better to have me there running for you and hoping you got an Emmy. Why was that so hard?

Where you get that ‘Gloria’ shi+ from I’ll never know.

I think maybe you’re Gloria.

‘You think that everybody wants you
Headed for a breakdown…’

That’s not far off these days is it?
I don’t feel that way at all. Feel pretty good actually.

If I had have had my way, everybody would have been feeling good.

You listen to me sleep? That’s creepy.

I think you’ve got more of a ‘Black Black Heart’ than you’d admit.

Laurence? Angie?
(comments #1 and #2 are Drew and there’s probably more than that)

You know what? I’m on to you lady. :)

Got your number. Keep on wasting your time though.
Doesn’t matter one bit.

I love when you try to shove ‘your love’ in my face. I love it!
Baby, keep doing it. Oh yeah…keep it coming.

Get them to play some Patsy Cline next. :)

I’ll find somebody to love and they’ll be much more fun than you were. Anybody would be. (rasberry at you)

I suspect they actually will be genuine too.

You aren’t gonna get what you want out of me, so you do just waste your time. You must have a lot to waste if you value it so little.

Hey Justin..

Is that your ass you’re wearing on your shoulders? Have you got a better looking face where your a#s should be? If so, why don’t you show that, the next time you feel like shooting me one of your little pu#sy stares? I want to see it pus#y boy. Show me your as@ next time. It would have to be an improvement over that face.

I can picture you there crying like the EMO wuss you are, when she dumped you the first time. What a guy though, to take it on the chin like that and come back for more.

Are you satisfied now Drew? Has it gone far enough yet?
Fu@k off you stupid twat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You’re the convenient and safe choice Justin.
Despite all your life advantages, that’s about all you really are.

If you get her pregnant or marry her it’ll be because she couldn’t bother to go out and find someone who genuinely excited her.
Cause you ain’t it.

Just stay the hell away from me lady, or I really will be tempted to crush his balls for him.

Dreams? Did I actually spot you talking about dreams?

You don’t give a shi+ what my dreams are you lying bi+ch.

This movie you’re making sounds like it might have been good if they’d had people other than you in the leads.

I suspect it’s going to suck.

You’re not with me and you never were…so that’s just one more thing you lie about when it suits you.

You’re such boring old news, it’s not even funny anymore. The only thing I find amusing now is trying to see if I can mess with you the way you did to me for so long. You’re not getting anything out of me but a hard time lady…don’t you know that yet?

Why don’t you seriously just take off?

I will forget you and it’ll be easy to do.

I’m not your lover
And I am not your baby no more
I’m not your girlfriend
And you don’t have to tell me
‘Cause I already know
You already broke me down
I’m not your perfect angel
I am not your one and only
I’m not your sweet magnolia
It’s not like you never told me
Love was just a fast car
And I was just a cross on the road
Now you’ve got my tongue all twisted
You’ve got me all strung out
I’m lining up the pieces of my heart on the kitchen floor
Is that what love is?
Is that what love’s all about?
I’m not your lover
And I don’t think you ever loved me
I’m not your partner
And I don’t think I ever could be
Love is like lightning
Thunder’s what you’ve got when it’s gone
I’m not your lover
And I am not your baby no more
I’m not your girlfriend
And you don’t have to tell me
‘Cause I already know
You already broke my heart
Now you’ve got my tongue all twisted
You’ve got me all strung out
I’m lining up the pieces of my heart on the kitchen floor
Tell me, is that what love is?
Is that what love’s all about?
I’m not your lover
I’m not your baby no more

You were never my baby, cun+ylocks.

The main reason for that is, aside from you being an as^hole to me b4 I ever thought of being one to you…

When I wanted you (and that was for years) you couldn’t be bothered to even speak to me. You were too busy blabbing my business around, fu@king other people and creating disasters to blame me for.

Are we having fun yet?
Has this gone far enough yet?

btw…I think cun+ylocks is a good pet name for him. Would fit either one of you actually.

btw…do you think I actually care anymore if you fu@k him regular or not? Really..I hope you do. More chances you’ll exchange diseases with each other.

I hear he’s got a flaming case of the herps that flares up every now and again. Got it from this local chick he used to bang in Miami. She was good looking, but would hit anything that was even remotely famous, which was the main reason she’d fu@k him.

Despite being an actor or should I say ‘movie star’ (cough- bullshi+)
and being rich…he’s relegated to either the easy chick or sniffing the panties of the vulnerable friend who he lets cry on his shoulder, all the while hoping to get into her pants.

You’re such a douchebag and I can only imagine what kind of a sad act you’d be if you didn’t have what you do as advantages. You shouldn’t have to resort to such low tactics.

Listen bossy…fu@k and you…

Go boss him around and tell him what to do.
He has a reason to want to please you.

I don’t anymore. Give it up. You’re not going to win.

You are starting to fade from my memory already.

Easy.

I seriously hope he does give you herpes, then you’ll really remember ‘your love’ for life.

The pair of you are so lame.

I don’t want you Drew…so ‘Goodbye My Lover’ by James Blunt and sad sac is completely unecessary. I can’t say any of the things in that song are true, b/c we’d have had to have been together at some point and weren’t.

If it’s meant to be from his perspective…

This reminds me of last year when you dumped him.
I certainly never wanted you to then and I don’t now either.

You’re both retards and totally belong with each other…you can go off and share a hanky together. I’m sure you already do that. Go do that some more and eventually, maybe there will be no more tears. Oh…tear. :(

When you’re not giggling there’s tears sometimes behind closed doors, which is not the vibe you want to take onto that set.

That and you were still hoping to use me.

That’s the real reason for the tears. That’s why I have no sympathy. You could have made the choice for something better and I’m not talking about being with me. Just something better for everyone.

Wasn’t your priority and you took me for granted that you could use me as your punching bag and I’d still come for you.

Why did you think you could? Just ’cause you got away with it for so long?

Ha. Got you on that one.

I always know when you’re trying to shove ‘your love’ down somebody’s throat…you’re selling something.

Wouldn’t it have been better if you were frigging going off with him anyway to have me on your side rather than nuts and trying to mess with and upset you? I’ve seen your face. You have been upset by this and you didn’t frigging have to be, but you wouldn’t leave it alone.

Even now you’re not. WTF is wrong with you?

It wasn’t but a couple of months ago, I actually found a way to try to like the git. We were never going to be friends, but it would have been a lot better than this!

Are you really trying to seduce me with sex?

It didn’t work before. What makes you think it would now?

A kiss on the cheek would have gone farther…but I don’t even want that now.

All I wanted was something honest and real from you…not staged outings with friends and forced smiles for the camera…or made up stories about pet rabbits.

Honesty – even if it was unpleasant, would have been better than phoney baloney and crap.

I’m not willing to discuss it…whatever I do with myself it won’t be show biz and you and I won’t know each other.

So bye!

I know why some men become cold-blooded bast@rds.
It’s b/c of women like you.

At least if someone tells you how they really feel or where they’re really coming from…you know what their deal is and you can work with that.

You know what you can expect with them.

If you’re phoney now…God.

Were you always? No idea…and I don’t care. I think you might have meant it when you said you loved me once. I think you love everyone, but maybe for a time you loved me just a bit more than some git you’d pass on the street.

Don’t feel it now though. Not from my heart or yours.

WHITNEY HOUSTON The Greatest Love Of All is learning to love yourself…I’m sure it is…but that and anything else of mine is none of your business.

I wanted to know you earlier, but I don’t now and I want your fingers out of my pies and get your emotional hooks outa me too. They’re not welcome. :)

Go away with your hooks and slings.

Delta Dawn? Really?

You’ve got someone who wants to marry you Delta…you could have had both of us but you were to overbearing and bossy. Nobody diggs that. Not unless something v. good is there to compensate.

I suspect you get bossy when you think something isn’t in your control, yeah? Well if you don’t think someone rearraging their life for you has something to do with your influence, think again. I would have done it more and better had you messed out of it.

No Deltas or Dawns necessary.

Did you feel something just then or was it just me?

How to take that feeling and do something useful and positive.

No idea.

Nah…look what’s right above it.

I’m seriously disturbed and have no idea how not to be let alone do whatever you’d want. It’s just not in me anymore.

It felt like a tenderness. That’s what it felt like to me.

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