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Sarah Palin Denies Divorce Rumors

Sarah Palin Denies Divorce Rumors

Sarah Palin is debunking rumors that she and her husband Todd are divorcing.

Her spokeswoman Meg Stapleton has slammed two Alaskan bloggers’ reports about infidelities on both sides, saying, “Yet again, some so-called journalists have decided to make up a story. There is no truth to the recent ‘story’ (and story is the correct term for this type of fiction) that the Palins are divorcing. The Palins remain married, committed to each other and their family, and have not purchased land in Montana (last week it was reported to be Long Island).”

Meg continued, “Less than one week ago, Governor Palin asked the media to ‘quit making things up.’ We appreciate that the more professional journalists decided to question this story before repeating it.”

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Piper Palin @ 08/02/2009 at 3:50 pm

Mom, you’re kind of useless when it comes to homework. So Trig’s helping me instead. Mmmkay?

Sarah's Memoir @ 08/02/2009 at 3:51 pm

I know what you should call me:

“The Audacity of Hype”

Common sense @ 08/02/2009 at 3:54 pm

Sarah, you and I so need to meet.

Comedians @ 08/02/2009 at 3:55 pm

You practically do our jobs for us. Please don’t go.

I cant stand her. I hope he does divorce her.

Ethics Complaints @ 08/02/2009 at 4:13 pm

So as Governor, you had the most ethics complaints ever. And they were field by Alaskans. Is that why you quit? Because you’re really a corrupt hypocritical fraud? Or was it your awful approval ratings? Either way. So long!

Bristol Palin @ 08/02/2009 at 4:15 pm

Hey after you get the divorce we can be mother-daughter single mothers! We can have our own show on VH1 and stuff.

Hey dad, where’s that new car you bribed me with so I could dump Levi?

@Laura: Thank you. Couldn’t have said it better!

@George w. BUsh: Good one, love it!

American soldiers @ 08/02/2009 at 4:16 pm

Stop using us as political props.

David Letterman @ 08/02/2009 at 4:18 pm

Hey Sarah…
You came and you whine like a baby
You accused me of rape, you’re crazy!

@Barack Obama: Excellent!!!!!!!

The New York times @ 08/02/2009 at 4:19 pm

So… what papers do you actually read? If any.

Sarah's Parents @ 08/02/2009 at 4:20 pm

Sarah be a good daughter and shut the hell up.

Rush Limbaugh @ 08/02/2009 at 4:22 pm

Radio is my gig! So back off!

You can be my assistant and rub my fat feet. I know they smell like cheese, but you’ll get used to it.

POST REVIEW COMMISSION @ 08/02/2009 at 4:23 pm

We hereby declare this series of posts

THE BEST EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoever you are (one or many?), you are brilliant comedy writers. You have made me laugh till my ribs hurt. Thank you for that.

Sarah's Credibility... @ 08/02/2009 at 4:25 pm

Its in the gutter.

Sarah Pain @ 08/02/2009 at 4:26 pm

@Barack Obama: You betcha, you community organizer, you…

Sarah's grades @ 08/02/2009 at 4:27 pm

Solid C student.

It takes a special person to finish a 4 year degree in 6 years.

POST REVIEW COMMISSION @ 08/02/2009 at 4:27 pm

@Tripp Palin: Sorry, honey, I’m busy reading all these newspapers. I don’t understand any of it. Get your older sister to come over and help me, please.

ABe Lincoln @ 08/02/2009 at 4:28 pm

This person was once considered the future of my party?
For shame

FOR SHAME!

Ann Coulter @ 08/02/2009 at 4:32 pm

you + me = Conservative super baby

Don’t worry, the Thai plastic surgeon I saw for my sex-change made sure to keep it above the waist. But he missed my Adam’s apple. Meh, what are ya gonna do? It reminds me of my old days when I was once called Andrew.

We’ll dim the lights and listen to some Toby Keith to get the mood going.

*whispers” I’ll be waiting *whispers*

Meg Stapleton @ 08/02/2009 at 4:34 pm

So yeah, I’m Sarah’s spokesperson.

I basically lie for a living. Thing is… she’s taken. So back off Ann Coulter. Sarah and me have a special connection. Why do you think there are so many divorce rumors? Yep. I hit that.

I honestly believe this woman MAKES UP THESE RUMOURS HERSELF in order to stay in the spotlight. I wish everyone would just let her die her political death so we don’t have to listen to her RETARDED blathering about how her shooting wolves from a plane is somehow a noble form of “hunting” that provides food for Americans. GOD. I’d be so embarrassed of this woman if I were from Alaska.

Take me off your lapel you Alaskan lovin secessionist moose eating tramp. THE USA ain’t got no need for his Canadian in wolves-clothing.

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