Jennifer Aniston Covers Elle September 2009

Jennifer Aniston Covers Elle September 2009

Jennifer Aniston takes the September 2009 cover of Elle and here are some interview highlights:

On being labeled a “lonely girl”: “I’m not going to ignore the pink elephant in the living room. It’s fine. I can take it. If I’m the emblem for ‘this is what it looks like to be the lonely girl getting on with her life,’ so be it.” (Jen has recently been linked to Bradley Cooper following break-ups with Vince Vaughn, Paul Sculfor, John Mayer, and Brad Pitt.)

On helping others unlucky in love: “I support women, men, anybody who is in a place that’s not their strongest and who is ready to push forward.”

On using humor to get through tough situations: “I remember being 7 and asking my mom if I was as pretty as [my best friend] Monique. And with all the love in the world, my mom looked at me and said, ‘Oh, honey, you’re so funny.’ So, she doesn’t lie to me… She answers the question by not answering and instead tells me what she thinks is my greatest strength.”

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# 1
chin can't act @ 08/04/2009 at 12:26 pm

On using humor to get through tough situations: “I remember being 7 and asking my mom if I was as pretty as [my best friend] Monique. And with all the love in the world, my mom looked at me and said, ‘Oh, honey, you’re so funny.’ So, she doesn’t lie to me… She answers the question by not answering and instead tells me what she thinks is my greatest strength.”

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even her own mother thinks she is not pretty. she is one old ugly fug. thank god for photoshopped.

# 2
jen is the best @ 08/04/2009 at 12:27 pm

gorgeous, stunning, pretty, cool, fresh, nice, beautiful, lovely, charming, sexy, hot, amazing woman!!!

# 3

I love this interview, she is saying in other words

I don’t care what anybody says, i am living my life and all the haters can f.ck themselves

hahahaha

Way to go Jen

# 4

this old cougar is trying waaay too hard to be sexy :(

# 5

I like her outfit.

# 6

Does she ever talk about anything other than her sad love life?? Ive run out of sympathy for her. She makes millions of dollars a year, can date pretty much anyone she wants and yet she still is playing the sad lonely girl card. I have nothing against her but cmon girl–there’s more out there in the world–she has every opportunity–that we all wish we could have and yet here she is 5 years later still treading the same path.

# 7

Stunning cover. So elegant, so classy, so cool. She is adorable! I love her way to be honest and funny. And I agree that her sense of humor is her greatest strength. A rare (and great) thing.

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Thank you, Jared, for the gorgeous pics. I can’t wait to read the full interview.

# 8

she is fantastic and looks gorgeous….she is super super pretty…unlike Angie who is not pretty—-just hard and vulgar.

# 9
so far so good @ 08/04/2009 at 12:33 pm

I really like this woman. Very gracious and cool. Go Jen!

Are you effing kidding me??? I don’t care for JA or give two craps about the whole Team JA or AJ conflict. But, JA as got to STOP talking about looks. She needs to either talk about her current project at hand or something she as really taking on. But she needs to not talk about looks, it takes away from whatever she has. As she is now older that should be the least of her concerns. Just sayin… Good luck to her upcoming projects.

same story jen go throw another pitty party already.

I just love love love this lady

chin can't act @ 08/04/2009 at 12:36 pm

blbl @ 08/04/2009 at 12:28 pm

angelina and brad have been saying the same thing. the haters should go fcuk themselfves.

brangelina rocks.

i can’t resist to comment but i really like jennifer leather tube top and the rest of the pictures.well all her pictures here were airbrushed but she looked pretty good, very gorgeous. i would love angie also to be like she was before a femme fatale in magazine photos because she has the goods,raw sex appeal and a very natural gorgeous dame.

And btw: I agree that I agree that her sense of humor is her greatest strengh. But I also think she is a truely beautiful woman and I admire Jen so deeply because she has her focus on her life and things that are meaninful to her, not to impress the others or prove anything to anybody. I really think this is the only way to find real happiness.

Did she actually manage to do an interview without talking about you know who and you know who?? Her PR team must finally be updating the publicity plan.

thank goodness @ 08/04/2009 at 12:39 pm

Now the loons can post here and rip her a new one. Hopefully they will stay off the Butler post now.

By the way loons, she KNOWS she isn’t the prettiest woman in the world. Her own mother told her she wasn’t pretty, so that should make all of you VERY happy.

Did they photoshop her chin on the cover???????

Sorry for wrote twice “I agree that” in my last comment. Just ignore one, please.

she’s is really very funny!!! and a talented actress!!! there are many candidates to be her love, but she deserves someone of the best quality!!!

she’s so pathetic

so far so good @ 08/04/2009 at 12:41 pm

She is looking better than ever here. Wow, what an ode to 40!

she/he looks like a gay…. her lips are very funny, trying hard to pout hahahaha … hope he/she cut her chin…. he looks like a man really with a long hair…………..

She needs to stop all the I see the humor in my life.. Whatever… She reads the gossip blogs and know what people are saying about her.. That is why she did not mention the Brange.. And since she has nothing else to fill in the empty spaces. She does the next thing. Talk about how the media protrays her.. she is the one that started it.. Why is the focus on the things that are discussed in the gossip blogs.. her love life, friends. She needs to get a new game plan. This one is not working.. she should take after a couple of women who are incharge..

Drew Berrymore and Kate Hudson are empowered. Drew has had so many relationships I can’t count them Does she ever whin or do mag interviews about her love life. hell no. Drew calls the shots. When she is finished with a man he is gone, and he does not talk. people called Jolie a man eater. BULL. she has nothing on Kate Hudson. Kate takes her men like dessert. She enjoys and when she is full she leaves. She is a single mom and Never plays the poor me care card. The media protrays her as a man eater. Have you ever heard her cry to the media and public.. hell NO.. Kate calls the shots. When she dumps A Rod.. are we going to be invited to a pity party.. NOPE because people don’t feel sorry for Kate or Drew. These are women in charge. IN CHARGE. Strong, independent. Men don’t scream to the media that they are not dating Drew or Kate. Jen is older then both.. yet she acts like a woman child. Get on with your life and stop all the talk about your love life.. If you do we will too.. at least I will..

And keep your damn clothes on for a change.. Does she have to get undressed for every interview she does.

She is amazing! I love the way she thinks. A beautiful person.

@thank goodness: I think she never pretend to be the prettiest woman in the world, dear. She is an actress and she have been studying drama arts for all her life, since she was a girl, in high school. This is what she loves to do. She is not a model. She is not perfect. But she is very beautiful, inteligent, smart, funny, kind and talented. She has a lot of gretatest hits: her sense os style, her sense of humor, her way to be profissional and dedicated to her career, her way to be loyal and affective with her friends, her way to be honest about what she thinks. She’s great.

Man thats is a bad cover picture. Its all chin.

thanks to the white suit, her/his long chin was covered!! The second pic looks like the scream mask!!!! hahaha, trying hard oldlady ,really!!

she is really boring..nothing new here.

Jen rocks! @ 08/04/2009 at 12:49 pm

She’s the most captivating person in the whole world!

I didn’t like the photoshop, but Jen is amazing!
I bet that she is going to find a great love!

jen prefers norman @ 08/04/2009 at 12:50 pm

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww what happened to the lips
she looks like a halloween mask
uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
her mum got it right very ugly indeed

actually , that’s nice for jen to talk about looks because i know some people keep talking about her looks and worst comparing her to jolie. i love angelina jolie but jennifer is pretty too maybe not like angie. i also think it’s nice for her to admit that her mom was hnest about her looks. i will give jen an applause because it takes guts for her to admit that ; granting jen is not ugly at all. i also hope some of her delusional fans , will take the courage to move on and being realistic to accept what’s lacking in their department. the same thing , i am hoping for brad and angie fans , to take it easy or lay off on degrading jens looks…… and maybe we should look at ourself in the mirror w/ no hipocricy. i guess you can comment on jen’s actions and wordings but can we just leave her face alone. we all know , she’s not angelina jolie and you can only do so much surgeries but it it will not make you really pretty.

I wish it was noon. Maybe we could see the freaks in the drive thru again. Jennifer, these people are 500 pound shut ins that are still ragging on you 5 years later.

liar pants on fire @ 08/04/2009 at 12:52 pm

On helping others unlucky in love: “I support women, men, anybody who is in a place that’s not their strongest and who is ready to push forward.”
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So why the pity parties and the insults towards Brad and his new love, uh ?
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He wasn’t the love of your life according to your own words in 2001 and you mistreated him, turning him miserable and disgusted about his life with you to the point of going through therapy for two years.
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So why the 5 years of ‘I will always love Brad’, ‘He lacks a sensitivity chip’, the uncool comments and the coatail riding ?

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Hypocrit much ? A LIAR, through and through.

The second cover screams : look at me, i am still edible. Gross at her age ! ewww

chin can't act @ 08/04/2009 at 12:57 pm

s @ 08/04/2009 at 12:34 pm

you should know by now that this old hag is superficial. her #1 priority is her looks. why do you think she spends so much time working out, tanning, botox……

What has she done to her FACE???? Tears of a clown…..

She’s so consistent, she’s pretty stylish, she’s pretty, she’s strong. I love her. Shirley Maclaine, the Hollywood legend, said: “Everything had hit, and it was just national news on a level that’s not fair to anybody. Jennifer’s emotional discipline to keep it together was really extraordinary. I don’t know how she did it. She’s remarkably lvelheaded about the love she still able to feel after having been hurt.”

chin can't act @ 08/04/2009 at 12:59 pm

Jen rocks! @ 08/04/2009 at 12:49 pm

LMAO!! that’s so funny.

obsessed with looks @ 08/04/2009 at 12:59 pm

No wonder that she thinks ugly babies make their parents miserable. She is obsessed with beauty. That alone makes her very ugly

Jen, stop already, you are embarrassing yourself!!!!! So pathetic!

chin can't act @ 08/04/2009 at 1:04 pm

I knew it @ 08/04/2009 at 12:51 pm

chin chin wouldn’t be caught dead eating at micky D. she would rather eat greek salad every day to make sure her body doesn’t gain an once. regardless how healthy she takes care of her body her face is still the ugliest leather face and hideous long chin chin.

What a f.ucking Liar when she was with Brad Pitt eons ago she said she hated her mother whom she then called “her Cancer” for being mean and telling her all of her fugo pheatures such as eyes to close
elongated chin bad crator skin, fuzzy hair, fugly eyes they were brown back then. Oh don’t worry hens there is a quote on it onless Jen paid her PR creep to yank those interviews 99and 2000 when she left her mother sitting at the altar of her 5 million dollar wedding smoking cancer sticlks and yelling at her sick mother calling her you rotten piece of sh. it as well as You rotten piece of Cancer .yeah nice daughter Nice .person..
Phoney Fu.ck No wonder no man wants to be stuck with her.

“If anyone has made a fresh start, it’s Jennifer Aniston, Hollywood’s most eligible bachelorett.”

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“Aniston has something of the sea in her baby-blue eyes.”

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“There is no rehashing of B-word today. There is only a woman excited about what the future holds – and eager to leave the past behind”.

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Kate Meyers, of InStyle magazine.

Katherine @ 08/04/2009 at 1:07 pm

Who says you can’t look as young as you feel? Gorgeous, Jen!

Another pity go round..

ANISTON IS A VERY PROUD WOMAN, DEEP INSIDE SHE RESENTS THE FACT THAT PEOPLE CALL HER UGLY AND PEOPLE CALL HER A LOSER IN LOVE. SO NO MATTER HOW INSINCERE SHE IS, SHE DOWNPLAYS IT BY SORT OF MAKING A JOKE OUT OF IT. SHE READS EVERYTHING THAT IS WRITTEN ABOUT AND CANT STAND NOT BEING ABLE TO DEFEND HERSELF. SHE IS ONE IMMATURE PERSON AND SO INSECURE.

IF SHE IS SECURE AND COULDNT CARE LESS ABOUT IT, SHE WOULD NOT BE MAKING COMMENTS ABOUT IT AT ALL.

ANISTON IS JUST SO FAKE, SHE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT HER IMAGE THAN ANY OTHER HW CELEBS.

omg what a horrible mean and bitchy mum. i really hope she didnt say anything like that

I knew it @ 08/04/2009 at 1:11 pm

Loons, time for your MCD run!

She’s beautiful, open and genuine. Her personality is so easygoing. Amazing girl!

Does this poor me piece of TaTa Trash ever thik of anythng else but me me me.
She has been trhown out of town for never shutting up about Brad Angie and their kids so now she trys a new one.

LETS TALK ALL ABOUT ME AND HOW WONDERFUL I AM!

PHHFFT!! DEADEND_JEN U SUCK and even when u suck for free nobody wants you near them,,,,go away..

You are a fu.cking lousy actresss as well.

PS..The weekly Tata Pastie/Pokie/ Hooker TI.T SHOWING MOVE>>look…
was a JOKE!~~~~~~~~YUK BARF! SUCKED BIG TIME~!!!!!!!!!!!

She’s just getting better with age.

oh as far as helping or support women who are unlucky in love who are in their weakness?……i am not sure, i don’t see her as a strong person at all. hmmmmmm…. well maybe it takes a lot f guts to date mouthy john mayer and have him play oscar boyfriend. i don’t have problem with her obsessing about looks because it clearly shows a sign of insecurity and some of us do. i do have some insecurities but i will never get in the way, that’s why i like jolie a lot for me she is an epitome of strenght ,beauty,kindness,boldness and achievements. i only wish jolie to maintain her raw her sexiness appeal that i come to love too,very natural.

I knew it @ 08/04/2009 at 1:19 pm

Jennifer has another cover spread. She deserves it too.

chin can't act @ 08/04/2009 at 1:20 pm

I knew it @ 08/04/2009 at 1:11 pm

loonifer, time for your meds.

JEN YOU ARE SIMPLY AMAZING :)

Jen looks radiant, you can tell how good she fells about herself and her life. She always looks so nice, but now she is amazing!

I love the way she think her thoughts BWHAHA

Remember when she said that about Dougbag Mayers lmao

Oh yeah that would never try that again (telling the worlld he dumped)

Douchbag Mayor laughed his azzz off and dumped her on national tv Again….as soon as he got paid for taking her to the oscars. HAHAAA!

Fabulously pics!

yougogirl @ 08/04/2009 at 1:24 pm

Jen looks great. No wonder Brad can’t stay away from her. You go girl!!

chin can't act @ 08/04/2009 at 1:26 pm

if she enjoys to be lonely and doesn’t need a man, I hope & wish she will continue to be lonely (no man/companionship & children) for the rest of her life. I will pray every day for her wish come true.

Really now would any woman with a brain want this dipstick giving them advice about their love live??? OMG!! LOL LOL

SHE NEEDS TO STOP USING HER PERSONAL LIFE TO SELL FILMS, MAGAZINE COVERS AND TO PROMOTE HERSELF – IT IS SOOOOO GROSS AND UNCLASSY!

Since when are people who play the field lonely? It’s a hell of a lot more fun than monogamy.

Jennifer is just not very cute. The older she/he gets, teh worst he/she looks. Im not sure if shes a man or woman

I am so over her – she talks way too much about her love life. It is so cheap.

yougogirl @ 08/04/2009 at 1:28 pm

Confident, smart, pretty woman. No wonder Brad can’t stay away from her!!

bey rocks @ 08/04/2009 at 1:29 pm

love jen! she is amazing. she looks like she is 30, not 40! and she is beautiful!

mindy

who does not talk about thier personal life when they get intereview for the magazine. i think in loonies world the rull always change when it comes to jen.

Tired of JA @ 08/04/2009 at 1:30 pm

This old cougar needs to get some new material (and a new hairstyle)…

Just wondering @ 08/04/2009 at 1:31 pm

If a person has tons of money and a nice life why would they want to exploit themselves into the hate/gossip arena if they didn’t have to? Is there some sort of attention addiction that I just don’t get?

Jen you have got it, humor and looks and all the haters cannot stand it that you are happy and living your life

on tip toe @ 08/04/2009 at 1:31 pm

@randy: It makes you wonder if she is doing this on purpose. I mean I have been thinking it for a long while now anyway. But you surely can’t have this many dumping incidents without having orchestrated them.

I have always felt that John could be the passive aggressive type. And that isn’t a put down, I’m the same way. So saying something like that gives the impression she has the upper hand with him to bend him to her will. That is like waving a red flag in front of a bull to a passive aggressive person. Plus I don’t think most men would like the public admonishment. I never saw what he said as being that bad anyway. I just think in general she was trying to get him to behave as she did instead of letting him be who he is. Stifling him. If it were me, I would take him for the person he is and if I didn’t like it then I would cut him loose instead of trying to bend him to my will. People are who they are and you either like them or you don’t. I’ve always enjoyed that he was very off the cuff and flippant, he’s different, not too many in Hollywood act that way. Or really regular people either. He’s FUN.

still patehtic…The pasties covering her tatas on the weekend showed the Still desperate. OLD Woman.

Hell my mom is younger then her.and i am 19. My Mom looks great compared to this piece of insecure brass ass sh.it.

Fug for life!

atleast her mother was honest – she really isn’t pretty.

That mag cover is not hot – she looks like the Grinch That Stole Christmas – why did they use such an ugly picture? Her mouth, chin and nose looks so unflattering. They should have used one of the other (much nicer) pictures for the cover.

My daughter is ugly and she lets her hair down on her face to hide that cromagnonish chin

My mum is a desease, a cancer to eradicate. I don’t care if she has a deadly illness, i won’t pay for her health care.

s @ 08/04/2009 at 12:34 pm

Are you effing kidding me??? I don’t care for JA or give two craps about the whole Team JA or AJ conflict. But, JA as got to STOP talking about looks. She needs to either talk about her current project at hand or something she as really taking on. But she needs to not talk about looks, it takes away from whatever she has. As she is now older that should be the least of her concerns. Just sayin… Good luck to her upcoming projects.

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I agree. Almost every compliment her fans gives her has to do with her looks or her money like that is the only thing she has going for her. I can understand HER fixation with her looks as she has previously stated her mother told her she was UGLY on many occasions. Being honest ins one thing, but not to realize how much words hurt children is another thing. She apparently is still dealing with this inferior complex she has about her looks. I’m not saying it’s justified, but what people are taught in childhood many times stays with them and colors everything they do in their adult lives.
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What do people expect her to say ; that she is unhappy or in some way dissatisfied with her life? She’s not going to say that even if that is how she feels. I don’t know how much her many years of therapy has helped her, but I bet she can still recall everything her mother ever said to her that hurt her feelings. While she can claim now that she’s somehow ok with her mother being ‘honest’ with her, how many people can actually say that you would appreciate the fact that your mother called you ugly? Growing up you don’t want to hear ‘You’re so funny’ when you ask your mom if you’re as pretty as some other girl. Maybe she didn’t even mean that humor was Aniston’s best quality, she might have meant that she was so funny to even think that she was as pretty as the other girl. Maybe Aniston just chose to relate the story as a positive to make herself feel better about it. Whatever works for her. .

drama queen @ 08/04/2009 at 1:35 pm

On helping others unlucky in love: “I support women, men, anybody who is in a place that’s not their strongest and who is ready to push forward.”
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It’s almost 5 years already you’re still weak and is just ready to push forward? Move on already. Enough of the pity party. You are becoming more and more pathetic every year.

kate the so-so @ 08/04/2009 at 1:36 pm

poor jen. she really just has had a rough string of guys! even the ones she hooked up with in between those other guys fizzled out and weren’t so great. i just saw a list of all of her past hookups/relationships/etc, and you would think that one of these guys would have realized how amazing she is! ugh, what were these losers thinking? look- http://www.ranker.com/list/jennifer-aniston_s-loves–and–hookups/celebrityhookups

To her elder half brother : Don’t try bringing Nancy to my wedding if you don’t want to be ignored like the rest of the family

mom to jen : honey, you are ugly. you look funny.
hehehe

carrienae @ 08/04/2009 at 1:38 pm

Here we go again… talking again about her heart! Geez, get over it!

jen is a strong independant women, she does not need brad or kids to fullfill her happiness,

on tip toe @ 08/04/2009 at 1:38 pm

@haywire: I wish she had gone to the Oscars alone. I can’t imagine forcing a man’s companionship, even for a night. She would have looked very strong if she had walked it alone standing tall. Her idea of rebranding herself as the victim…no, that wasn’t a good idea. Obviously there is an agenda here. I would have gone in the other direction and either been all over John (that wouldn’t have been hard :) or I would have gone alone. You could see the ambivalence with Jonn that night and I would not have chosen to do that to him or to myself.

from lainey @ 08/04/2009 at 1:41 pm

40 and Fabulous! wears leather
Don’t forget the exclamation point.

It’s not just 40 and Fabulous. It must be 40 and Fabulous!

This is how it was shoved down our throats last February when Jennifer Aniston celebrated her milestone birthday. And it’s how she continues to sell it on the cover of the new Elle.

She’s single and strong and she’s worked hard and goddamn it she loves herself! Now hug yourself! Praise yourself!

Oprah Winfrey would want you to.

But if this is true, why the John Mayer press f-ckery?

It’s one thing to proclaim that you’re all secure and sh-t about growing older and being called lonely, it’s another to hook up a young stud douche and use the relationship to keep convincing us that you’re desirable.

But Jen says she knows what you’re saying about her and she owns it:

“I’m not going to ignore the pink elephant in the living room. It’s fine. I can take it. (I’ll support) anybody who is in a place that’s not their strongest [but] is ready to push forward. If I’m the emblem for ‘this is what it looks like to be the lonely girl getting on with her life,’ so be it. I can make fun of myself. And I’ll bring it up as long as the world is bringing it up.”

She’s so honest, non?

Because her mother was honest with her?

“I remember being 7 and asking my mom if I was as pretty as [my best friend] Monique. And with all the love in the world, my mom looked at me and said, ‘Oh, honey, you’re so funny.’ So, she doesn’t lie to me . . . She answers the question by not answering and instead tells me what she thinks is my greatest strength.”

No, actually. Her greatest strength, as we all know, is HER HAIR. Her hair and her nipples.

And wouldn’t you know, here she is on the cover playing with her hair. She acts with her hair too. Make that your next drinking game.

Put in a Jennifer Aniston DVD, throw back a shot every time she touches her hair. You’ll be hospitalised after 20 minutes.

Photos attached of Jen, the lonely girl, walking around in NY on set with her bodyguards yesterday.

Lonely Girls… by the great Lucinda Williams. Have you heard it? One of the best. I can’t find it to embed online. But her voice…

It’s probably Jen’s theme song now. F-ck.

Jen's New Ad.. @ 08/04/2009 at 1:42 pm

Poor me Poor sad me poor me if you need help too… with your poor sad love life pls join me and i will charge a few hundred dollars an hour to help you out . (heyy thats cheap coming from moi)..
I know all about being a loser.. I am the number 1 loser in love ..again pls join me the loser of the world! I will teach you how to be known as poor me for life,

She looks like a man.

No clothes jen @ 08/04/2009 at 1:48 pm

Good grief! This woman has to show her boobs with every interview and then bash her parents for her low self esteem.

News flash Hon, people with talent don’t have to doff their clothes to get attention.

With all the love in the world, her mother couldn’t say she was pretty. Jen must be very very very ugly. hehehe.

hahaha you don’t get it haters, she is laughing at all of you and is living her life and doesn’t care about what you say

hahahahahaha

jen you have it all indepence, money, a production company, and brads fans are so jealous of you they cant stand it. i would like to see typur ugly mug shots, i bet none of you have room to talk, especially passin gas shes a different breed…….brad did say he loved planet of the apes passin thru..lmsao………eat it ya ol hag

Jens Pasties @ 08/04/2009 at 1:50 pm

How much is Jen charging for thos pasties she advertised over the weekend.
HELL THE HOOKERS SELL EM FOR 5 BUCKS USED…

FUG MANLESSTON SHOULD SELL HIM FOR LESS.

SHE LOOKED LIKE A DOG WITH HER POKIES ON YESTERDAY.

GIVEME A FU/CKING BREAK! I WOULDN’T SU.CK EN FOR THAT MUCH. SHE AN OLD BAG ANYWAY.

on tip toe @ 08/04/2009 at 1:52 pm

I think Jennifer is beautiful and has a very fit and beautiful body. She just needs to forget about her mother or any guys that seem like they aren’t into her and turn her attentions to guys that really do care for her. And just accept her mother. I mean obviously she’s not going to change, she’s got issues of her own that at her age probably aren’t going to get rectified, so you say “Hey Mom’s got issues but I love her anyway but ignore her when she gets weird.” Everyone does that. Get up off the floor Jennifer.

passin gas i know u are here under different names as are all of the jp fans. keep givin her hits even though it shows u are very envious and are captivated by jen. hide behind your computer acting so tough and ignorant and the same goes for jen fans on b/a thhreads grow up people

She is laughing at all of you haters
Come on post more and more
I am laughing my ass of because she doesn’t care about you and your comments
So post more hate comments then i can laugh with her

hahahaha

on tip toe @ 08/04/2009 at 1:54 pm

@trolling: You first :)

I knew it @ 08/04/2009 at 1:56 pm

@chin can’t act: B*ch time for you frontal lobodomy. I think JP is at MCD right now! Oh, I forgot you are a shut in. Maybe SRS can pick you up a burger lard-o loonie

on tip toe @ 08/04/2009 at 1:58 pm

Here is a great idea: People write into a reality tv show about people in their romantic life that they want to break up with but can’t seem to be able to do it. They should all be doomed relationships which the person has been wanting to end. John Mayer is the host and he assists people in breaking up their relationships. He makes witty and sometimes cruel quips along the way and it’s all aired on tv, his favorite place to shine….. If someone has a problem and falters John steps in and tells them off for the person or leads the person to do it themselves. OMG I’m just kidding just kidding :P

# 98 blbl @ 08/04/2009 at 1:53 pm She is laughing at all of you haters
Come on post more and more
I am laughing my ass of because she doesn’t care about you and your comments
So post more hate comments then i can laugh with her

hahahaha

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so very very true nice comment without being rude, these fans of brad and angie have a dark side just like angie poo, two peas in a pod……

thank goodness to Sally @ 08/04/2009 at 1:58 pm

I didnt’ say she claimed to be the prettiest, yet people constantly attack her for the way she looks. Why? I could understand if she was out there saying how gorgeous she is, but she seems pretty humble to me.

Still pitying herself. FMAFB!. You make yourself ugly you truly are needy , just an insecure fool.
How can anyonew feel sorry for this pice of sh.it.

Sorry to be negative but she looks horrible in that semi-nude pic. She’s not tall enough to be a supermodel nor does she have the bone structure so I really don’t see why she’d pose like that.

She looks amazing =)

Why did they dress her up like Angelina??

Jen would never wear something like that, unless she is trying to compete with the very sexy & daring Angelina.

on tip toe @ 08/04/2009 at 2:02 pm

You know I think some people are just trying to help her actually. She’s beautiful and funny and a few years ago everyone wanted to date her. Something happened in the last couple of years and I think everyone just wants to see her be successful.

Her belly looks fat in the second picture. Eating macrobiotic salads doesn’t do the trick anymore after 40…or maybe, she has gas ?

on tip toe @ 08/04/2009 at 2:05 pm

I really like her. I’ve been watching her since I was a teen when she was on Friends. I just think everyone wants to see her empowered and happy in the end.

on tip toe @ 08/04/2009 at 2:07 pm

@Gross: I’ve always thought that was a bit odd too for how thin she is? I actually thought she was seriously preggo at the Oscars. I mean that was before I really read the gossip mags. I actually seriously thought she was preggo with Johns baby :P

Shhhhhh Everyone!… Now don’t be rude.
Jennifer Anssain is oiffering her hearfelt services to all who have lost their men due to being ugly childish insecure needy, full of herself,
a screaming ninny, begging for attention and never ever qute looks like she willever make the cut. And Knows It….ddaammnnnn

Please say a little prayer cry with Jen and when finished put your money in the envelope to JenHelpcry 123..who do you want to be..one day..

Now go suck a cl.it. and open up your closet and let the gayness jump out.

Wasn’t hard at all..see. It will never be ‘hard: honey..

Not following you @ 08/04/2009 at 2:10 pm

@on tip toe: She is successful. She is on the COVER of Elle and has a movie coming out. Don’t pity her, she is juuuuust fine.

Why can’t a woman be single? Because the media keep throwing pity questions to Jen. She has no choice but to answer them. Then these haters are complaining about the whinning. Whatever…
Jen is truly beautiful and I do admire her for being brave in front of crude media. I even want to support her more.
Go Jen…

on tip toe @ 08/04/2009 at 2:07 pm @Gross: I’ve always thought that was a bit odd too for how thin she is? I actually thought she was seriously preggo at the Oscars. I mean that was before I really read the gossip mags. I actually seriously thought she was preggo with Johns baby :P

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She rarelly has a flat tummy. She is a natural chubby woman and she retains lots of fluids in her belly and thighs when she eat properly.
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I beleive she is running and doing more cardio vascular and yoga on her legs, hence she can control the fat and tone. She doesn’t do sit ups and resorts to poor caloric and unbalanced diets to stay thin instead which doesn’t tone the belly area.

on tip toe @ 08/04/2009 at 2:17 pm

@Gross: Oh I am the opposite. I am fat but for how fat I am I don’t retain a lot. When I am thin I am really really thin looking. So it just threw me that she could be that thin but still have a tummy on her. I always thought the yoga she did was very intense and would take care of that? Hmmm when I use to work out I would do 1000 situps a day and run for upwards of 3-4 hours broken up into two sessions. Thems were the days! But it really worked, I’ll tell ya that. I need to restart that :)

on tip toe @ 08/04/2009 at 2:18 pm

@Not following you: I meant successful in love.

She looks great on those covers. And she has a life, it’s you Brangelina trolls that trash her every day that need a life. Who cares if she’s a cougar and 40? You all will be 40 too one day and probably won’t look as good as her.

Oh,again..25yrs. later @ 08/04/2009 at 2:19 pm

#25,Oh Please,I agree. I
My opinion…
I DO NOT LIKE BRADGELINA.
Brad Pitt enjoyed his pretty boy years when he was young,young as in 20-mid30′s. He had his fun.Dated up a storm. Made his career.Then what setin as it does for people late 30′s at the heels of 40. He choose to go the RobertRedford /PaulNewman way-Give and put back in society.Grow up.Get a home life. Talk about and solve world/societal issues.
Same goes for Jolie who spent her young years,wild and crazy.Nutty.At least,she has made up for those years(BillyBob yrs. were particualry awful) .

Anniston is still at for playing ‘Brad left Me,Look everybody at pretty ME for Jolie.”What,Jolie and Pitt have been together,all of that happened like 25 yrs.ago,LOL!!
When is she going to move on from these same ole interviews?Never because her fans like this and old,loney girls think Jen is like them.No,she is small,pretty,looks 28-30,can have her pick of good guys, and is worth around 50-100 million easy.

Ido support Pitt having an affair withJolie while still married to Jen.From what the public knows from what Pitt andJen yhave said, he was ready, as promised, for a family after Friends and she wanted to wait and wait.
Jen,buy a new cd player and make a new cd.

Here we go again Me Me Me Me ..I am all alone
Poor me me me me Man i would slap her real fast.

@Gross: U R NUTZ? FAT? COME ON. JEALOUS MUCH?

on tip toe @ 08/04/2009 at 2:22 pm

On second thought that TV show would not work. They usually have a “No sleeping with the contestants” rule. That would completely throw John off. LOL :)

she looks old. I have aunts that are 39 and 40 that make boohoo jen look like a grandmother

She looks gorgeous! I also like the way she expresses herself.

@Not following you: I SO AGREE, # 113. SHE’S MORE THAN FINE, SHE’S GREAT!

on tip toe @ 08/04/2009 at 2:26 pm

@Oh,again..25yrs. later: It’s all about balance. No matter what age you are or in what life stage you are at. Everyone needs outlets and fun and most people need family. I can see waiting to settle down. Marrying is forever and the person you choose at 20 is not the same person you choose at 30 but then again you can say that for 40 or 50 too, so you just need to pick at some point. I think it’s a mistake to think when you go into a certain stage of life you forfeit part of another. IMO as you grow you are suppose to add to and balance more and more. Not shift from one thing to another. I think that is when people get in trouble. For example, I think Brad and Angie should have more couples time at this point. They are top heavy on kid time and they both probably need some alone time that they aren’t realizing. Again, it’s balance not giving up something. JMO.

She tries to compete with sexy Angie in MAMS. Jen fails miserably.

I think she looks like ****..being honest… since when did she start wearing leather which does not look nice on 40 yr old wannabees
Make that long chin look EXTRA longer . Is that pic a joke?

and tha pity article is so 205 ..Get Real!

on tip toe @ 08/04/2009 at 2:32 pm

Then again I am the person who thinks you don’t give your heart away or let someone steal your heart or tha someone is half of your heart. It’s about love flowing between your hearts filling you and vibrating through you. Same with marriage and babies, if it feels like you are gaining and not losing then it’s right for you. The right time for it all. Nothing should feel like a loss with love. It should all balance and add. If you feel your freedom or anything else is something you are saying goodbye to then you haven’t found love. Not that I am an expert or anything…

longestchintheworld @ 08/04/2009 at 2:32 pm

How can you idolized this poor old lady???? The interview was very shallow, he answered like a 12yr old…he’s dumb!!!…hhhmmmm,,,I know the answer because his fans are dumb too!!!

Oh,again..25yrs. later @ 08/04/2009 at 2:32 pm

Opps,that was suppose to be I do not support Pitt for having an affair.My typing is worst than my broken English.

on tip toe @ 08/04/2009 at 2:33 pm

@OMG: Of course she is! But we want her to find a man that sees her that way too and appreciates her!

Oh, look another picture of Jennifer Aniston with her breasts hanging out. How original. She is so pathetic.

on tip toe @ 08/04/2009 at 2:41 pm

@Oh,again..25yrs. later: Well then he should apologize for the way he went about it and the hurt it caused to not end his marriage differently. However he should not apologize for falling in love with Angelina or making a life with her. End of story.

maria chins friend @ 08/04/2009 at 2:44 pm

Why is he playing with his hair? Give it up, you are so YESTERDAY. It does not matter anymore. The audience have seen you begging like a pathetic puppy, and we don’t likee. PLEASE JUST GO AWAY.

this is the most honest she’s sounded in an interview in quite some time. what she said is very real.

She looks amazing! And didn’t ya know the photographer is the one who decides how they want their subjects to go so Jen isn’t responsible for her wardrobe or her poses.

And she doesn’t have to compete with Angie. Angelina hasn’t done a decent photoshoot in years.

She looks amazing! And didn’t ya know the photographer is the one who decides how they want their subjects to go so Jen isn’t responsible for her wardrobe or her poses.

And she doesn’t have to compete with Angie. Angelina hasn’t done a decent photoshoot in years.

Not following you @ 08/04/2009 at 2:52 pm

@on tip toe: I really don’t think anyone should worry about her love life, bank account, relationship with her mother. This woman has it going on, she could be hanging out with men that are not high profile. I know that all movie stars don’t HAVE to date other “names”. She has learned her lesson about talking about her love life.

@Lisa: Angelina hasn’t done a decent photoshoot in years.

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I know! Its just turning into a giant forehead with bulging veins!

on tip toe @ 08/04/2009 at 3:01 pm

@Not following you: Thats very true. I know celebs like to hang out with celebs but that is like cops hanging out with cops or doctors with doctors and teachers with teachers. Sometimes that really works, but you know what? Sometimes it really doesn’t. You may know what each other is going through and talking about but sometimes that isn’t the best thing or everything. Sometimes doctors and teachers or cops and nurses or celebs and low profile people are better matches. So I don’t doubt at all she has some low profile boyfriends. Or even high profile boyfriends that are just laying low :)

(Almost) every month, a different actress takes the cover of Elle, Marie Claire, Vogue and all the greatest magazines. They’re actresses, not models. They don’t need to be perfect. They don’t need to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

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Meryl Streep, Helen Hunt, Claire Danes, Helen Mirren, Sarah Jessica Parker, Angelica Houston, Emma Thompson, Kate Winslet, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross, Chloë Sevigny, Bette Davis, Greta Garbo, Frances McDormand. A list of some of the greatest actresses of all times. And they have or had some regular kind of beauty? No, but they’re all fantastic, in their own way.

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You should know that an actress don’t need to have the looks of a top model. Not at all. And thanks God, beauty is a subjective concept. What’s the problem with a bigger nose or different features? You’re so shallow. It happens, sometimes, that a good actress is a beauty too. But not always. Not to everyone, at least. Even models, super models like Gisele Bündchen and Kate Moss have a different standar of beauty, we know it.

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I think Jen is a great actress and very beautiful too. I love people that are beautiful when they’re in movement. And Jen has this kind of beauty. She’s charismatic, charming, funny. I know she has a great, perfect body. I know she has amazing legs. I know she has those such beautiful eyes, and that beautiful smile. I know she has a pretty hair. But it’s more than that to me. She has something unique and it’s not just about how she looks. She’s genuine. I think that is why she’s almost a legend of nowadays. She’s a icone.

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And she’s only 40, so her life and career can be very long and sucessful. I hope they’ll. She has enough talent and courage to make it.

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(Almost) every month, a different actress takes the cover of Elle, Marie Claire, Vogue and all the greatest magazines. They’re actresses, not models. They don’t need to be perfect. They don’t need to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

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Meryl Streep, Helen Hunt, Claire Danes, Helen Mirren, Sarah Jessica Parker, Angelica Houston, Emma Thompson, Kate Winslet, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross, Chloë Sevigny, Bette Davis, Greta Garbo, Frances McDormand. A list of some of the greatest actresses of all times. And they have or had some regular kind of beauty? No, but they’re all fantastic, in their own way.

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You should know that an actress don’t need to have the looks of a top model. Not at all. And thanks God, beauty is a subjective concept. What’s the problem with a bigger nose or different features? You’re so shallow. It happens, sometimes, that a good actress is a beauty too. But not always. Not to everyone, at least. Even models, super models like Gisele Bündchen and Kate Moss have a different standar of beauty, we know it.

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I think Jen is a great actress and very beautiful too. I love people that are beautiful when they’re in movement. And Jen has this kind of beauty. She’s charismatic, charming, funny. I know she has a great, perfect body. I know she has amazing legs. I know she has those such beautiful eyes, and that beautiful smile. I know she has a pretty hair. But it’s more than that to me. She has something unique and it’s not just about how she looks. She’s genuine. I think that is why she’s almost a legend of nowadays. She’s a icone.

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And she’s only 40, so her life and career can be very long and sucessful. I hope they’ll. She has enough talent and courage to make it.

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Sally

Sorry for my duplicate comment. And when I say “you’re so shallow” I’m not talking about you, but about people in general, ok?

@fresh:

He didn’t post the entire article but Jennifer Aniston said that as long as the media keeps bringing it up she will as well. And in case you haven’t noticed they always do with every single guy she makes a movie with. So next time read something before you speak.

OMG @ 08/04/2009 at 2:21 pm @Gross: U R NUTZ? FAT? COME ON. JEALOUS MUCH?

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No honey. Still have the same figure of my model years, curvy, long legged and perfect face and olive skin of any mixed race background, often mistaken as a brasilian model everytime i am on the street.
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So no, only uglier think of this big bone naturally fat short legged leather skinned woman as the epitome of beauty. Give me Halle Berry, Stacy Dash, Iman or most italian, spanish or middle eastern female star anyday. They are the ones with their olive skin, long legs and youthful appearance who are stunning.
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Maniston and her 5’4″ is bla and the poster girl for average looking girls who think they can bring it when they are among the average ones but can’t compete with the real hotness of real stunning girls.

She ‘s a mess! Jennifer Aniston has been laughed out of town for getting caught buying a young douch Johnny Mayer to escourt her to the oscars.

WTF!! Why couldn’t she have attened that affair by herself like most secure women. The dingbat made a complete fool of herself and sahe knows it.

Thats why she is talking about the very noticeable pink elephant in the room.

To make it worse she does a ridiculous article all about” her EX ” his childen and his new lady” of 4 or 5 yrs when she is supposed to be newly in mad love with John Douch Mayer who really turns her on babyee so much so that she realizes Mayer has these amazing ‘thinking thoughts. “”".umm i mean did anyone get that?? Forget it neither did anyone else but she kept blabbig= pitiful
article screaming with jealousy over an old divorce she should have just sHaddup about rather then make herself sound so stupid…SHOUD WE SAY PITIFUL ONE MORE TIME..

OKAY WHAT DO WE HAVE ? iT’S A NEW SEASON NEW MOVIE AND HOPING PEOPLE WILL FORGET HER RETARDED LAST INTERVIEW

DUM DUM DE DUM DUMB!!!!

HERE ASHE IS SINGLE AGAIN AND WORSE IT’S ALL ABOUT THE LONEY POOR ME PINK ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM BECAUSE……………….. SHE SAYS SO..

GOOD GRIEF! i DON’T BLAME GUYS FOR NOT WANTING HER
BECAUSE iF TALKING ABOUT jENNIFER CANNOT BE ALL THERE IS THERE IS NO USE IN TALKING. sHOULE WE SAY. 40 ACTING LIKE 14.

EXPECT HER NEXT INTERVIEW TO BE ABOUT BRAD AND ANGIE. AND THEIR CHILDREN IF SHE SO CHOOSES. BECAUSE THIS DUMB BITC.H IS CAPABLE OF ANTHING OR THE SAME OLD THING
WHEN ITS ALL ABOUT OF jEN’S ME ME ME AND HER BORING POOR- ME- SAD- LIFE. PUKE ICON NEEDED..

Not following you @ 08/04/2009 at 3:06 pm

@on tip toe: I really don’t blame the guys that deny having a relationship with her. Look at how the JP fans TRASH her for sport. What guy wants to be talked about constantly on these “fan” sites? Fanatical sites I mean.

i like jen..looks good when she smiles..hate the one where she is in black..its a bad picture!!!

To on tip toe @ 08/04/2009 at 3:07 pm

@on tip toe: I agree with your comment (#135). I just think this subject is so old…

SPONGEBOB :) @ 08/04/2009 at 3:08 pm

She looks amazing??!!! You must be kidding, it’s what you call photoshopped, can’t you tell? You won’t see her without make up because she looks like a man. Even in this photo, she still look like a man, just look at that long hard face. Chin is 9 yards long. Her own mother can’t even confirmed that she’s pretty when she was a little girl.
She’s funny??? I don’t think so, she’s so corny, childish and always want people to sympathize and feel sorry for her. She needs to act mature and just be who you are to maintain a man in your life. Funniston, please don’t try too hard.

Love Jennifer she is so real to so many. As for her being old, she is about the same age as Jennifer Garner(37), Cameron Diaz(36), Rachel Weiss(39), etc etc. She may have just turned 40 but if you are mid 30s – 34 years old or older you are now a cougar.

Those picture’s are by far the most ugliest she’s ever looked, WoW!now she looks like a full blown drag Queen. Its always so amazing to see how damm ugly Jennifer Aniston is. Keep it up Jen, Your looking just as ugly as always your body is very ugly too by the way. I dont know what you eat or do but at least I’ll know to never to do it.

To on tip toe @ 08/04/2009 at 3:11 pm

@on tip toe: I like your comment # 142 too. I so agree!
Sally

on tip toe @ 08/04/2009 at 3:12 pm

@To on tip toe: I think he already tried to apologize and take the blame by wearing that t shirt. There is nothing more he could do. Ohhhhh a guy with a guitar and playing it really well is walking down my street. I’m soooo gonna get a guitar player one day. If for nothing else that I want him to teach me the basics :)

@Susan: This thing about her age is pathetic. Halle is 42, Demi is 46, they all looks amazing. I hope I look that good when I get there. I would be so proud and happy!
Sally

on tip toe @ 08/04/2009 at 3:16 pm

@To on tip toe: I’m just thinking sometimes it’s better to have a compliment than a twin. Morals need to be in line and it helps if attitude, humor, and future outlook is aligned. But career and so forth can be more flexible. Doctors work long hours so a teacher with shorter hours would be better for a family life. But they both need to have the same sort of humor and morals. That sort of thing.

She’s not playing the field the field is playing her.

@cathy:

That’s the words I have been looking for Hard and Vulgar..perfect way to describe her! Thanks.

“Jennifer Aniston lets her killer physique do the talking Monday while shooting The Bounty on location in Harlem, N.Y. Though Aniston isn’t one to kiss and tell, her former He’s Just Not That Into You costar Bradley Cooper and current costar Gerard Butler have both recently denied a romance with the actress.”

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http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20295614_20653594,00.html#20653624

on tip toe @ 08/04/2009 at 3:22 pm

@To susan: Alot of it is attitude. Look at Demi, she looks great but it’s more her young spirit that shines through. She’s got girls in their late teens and early twenties and she fits right into their activities. Because she is young at heart. I can see her actually going out to a club or bar with them. Usually, this is where I come from, 20s stick with 20s, 30s with 30s, 40s with 40s.. I recently went on a vacation where some of the kids went out with their parents or had friends around their parents and everyone was talking and drinking together. Now most of these parents had their kids in their late teens and early twenties so maybe that is why they did it. I was shocked. NO way in hades would I party with my parents or they with me. But then I thought, why not? It’s all about attitude and spirit. Like the 50 and 60 year old couple I met recently that had just gotten tattoos. I guess the trick is to find someone else that wants to share your young spirit as you get older. Who wants to sit in a rocking chair anyway? I think it’s more fun, kids or no, older or no to keep living and experiencing life. But I’m sort of an adventurer at heart though…

“If Gerard Butler was dating Jennifer Aniston, he’d be the first to admit it, he says.

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Butler, 39, has been recently and repeatedly linked to Aniston, with whom he’s currently filming The Bounty in Manhattan.
But even though the two look cozy in photos, he says there is nothing to it. “It’s just that if you’re not married in Hollywood and you’re working with somebody else who’s single, you’re having a thing with her.”

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And just to add more fire to the speculation, Butler says he’s looking forward to the day on The Bounty set when they get to share some kisses. “I haven’t done it yet,” said, “but I’m excited … I’m lucky – yeah, I know.”.”

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Source: People Magazine.

She’s still whinging and whining about things that happened a 100 years ago. Her poor mother still getting it in the neck for a mistake she has paid for a thousand times over. She needs to put those self-help books down because she isn’t learning from them just becoming more and more self-absorped and moaning about the trials and tribulations she’s suffered and so heroically overcome in her oh so hard life.

Where is she? @ 08/04/2009 at 3:29 pm

Where is the beautiful AJ? I know why they don’t give her mag covers anymore. It is because her FOREHEAD needs a billboard. harharharharharharharmcdonaldsharharharharharharhar

Being lonely and pathetic is what’s got her this far in her career. Sad dumped women and men feel sorry for her and can relate to her not able to find love. Not sure about the cheating part because Brad never cheated on her but since she cried and played the battered victim to a T is what some relate too. She’s taking it to the bank, it’s great for her career playing up to the lonely hearts club. Of course she’ll never admit to Angelina not taking Brad or Brad cheating on her, shes banking the big bucks and loving every minute of it. It keeps her on a high and relevant.

Where is she? @ 08/04/2009 at 3:35 pm

@: Where is your leading lady? She is relevant? What did she actually DO for the refugees in Iraq? HMMMMMM????

on tip toe @ 08/04/2009 at 3:46 pm

@Billah: I know. I feel the same way. Who doesn’t have a complaint about their parents? I mean we all do. No one is perfect though. Parents are human. You should just love them anyway. They won’t be here forever :( It’s hard when they are driving you nuts or giving you tough love or even being inappropriate at times, but you have to love them anway.

oh please @ 08/04/2009 at 3:51 pm

@Where is she?:

Head back over to FF… you freaks have a play by play of Jolie’s every movement.

this thread has nothing to do with Jolie.but of course she is the standard that you freaks measure everyone else by.. especially Jennifer. No wonder Jen is looked on as a loser.. you all make her seem like that everytime you have to mention Jolie

If Jen is all that let her stand on her own merit.. but NO you can’t do that can you..

Angelina is an original. She is never compared to ANYONE.. They are compared to her..

And lets not talk about body parts.. It could get ugly for you and Jen.. Now go back to FF.. your daily Angie report is about to start..

Ok so she’s fat, looks like a man, can’t get a guy, is old, and 40, anything else trolls. Seriously you all and Jared’s are so up Brangelina’s a**es you can’t she the light of day. This one blog hates Jennifer Aniston, some others do but most hate your precious couple. Seriously jared moderate some of these awful comments.

longestchintheworld @ 08/04/2009 at 3:51 pm

Where is she? @ 08/04/2009 at 3:29 pm

Where is the beautiful AJ? I know why they don’t give her mag covers anymore. It is because her FOREHEAD needs a billboard. harharharharharharharmcdonaldsharharharharharharhar

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AJ is beautiful and Intelligent that’s why she have that forehead, indicating that she’s a smart woman…. and what JA have???? longest chin meaning his brain is there, that’s why he’s dumb……….

TRUTH HURTS. @ 08/04/2009 at 3:54 pm

This is b!tch is like clockwork. Just in time for Brad’s new movie. Time to get some press for me,me,me. Even though I have absolutely nothing to promote. I bet this silly ho keep Brad and Angelina laughing at all her public antics. She has become a joke. You can set your watch by every publicity stunt she will do. It is no way the CHIN did a interview without mentioning her ancient divorce or Angelina. There has to be more to this interview. Nobody gives a sh!t about this b!tch unless she is talking about THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE Brad and Angelina.

Anonymous @ 08/04/2009 at 3:56 pm

Where is she? @ 08/04/2009 at 3:29 pm

Where is the beautiful AJ? I know why they don’t give her mag covers anymore. It is because her FOREHEAD needs a billboard. harharharharharharharmcdonaldsharharharharharharhar

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AJ is beautiful and Intelligent that’s why she have that forehead, indicating that she’s a smart woman…. and what JA have???? longest chin meaning his brain is there, that’s why he’s dumb……….

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aj-horses mouth and teeth.body like skeleton,manipulative *****

I am such a Jen fan and after reading some of these posts I love her even more. She is Greek and has a beautiful ethnic look to her. She is has a host of true friends that speak volumes to her character and devotion. She may be divorced once BUT she isnt divorced twice…hahaha!!!! So many poor souls that blast her think if they make her look bad then it only helps the cause of trying to make Angie appear in the right for having an affair with a married man. Sorry folks wrong is always wrong. So no matter how much you criticize Jen’s appearance or her dating habits the fact of the matter will never change. Angie is a troubled soul. Also, Jennifer Anniston has more money, more talent, and is surrounded by more love than AJ will ever know. And the final kicker is that at least Brad married Jennifer…

Excuse me? @ 08/04/2009 at 4:00 pm

Sally do you get PAID per post to kiss this woman’s botoxed a$$? Or are you on Huvane’s Asian staff? I wouldn’t put it past him to outsource his “fake-fan” business (which would explain the broken English of her “fans”)

If you AREN’T getting paid, you are a pretty sad creature. And you have the temerity to say OTHERS have idols? What do you call your slavish devotion to this self-absorbed waste of DNA?. You can’t even come up with anything novel to say about her, just post after post after post about her appearance. How about telling us the last time she pried her injected face and outsized-chin away from the mirror and actually HELPED someone. Now THAT would be news!

Jesus Christ, what are you, her Lesbian lover? Do you and Bet pass the Hag back and forth on alternate nights? LOL! LOL! LOL!!!!

Where is she? @ 08/04/2009 at 4:03 pm

@oh please:
Head back over to FF… you freaks have a play by play of Jolie’s every movement.
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I have no idea what FF is. Why don’t you head on over there? Angie looks like hell lately and Jennifer is getting leading roles and covers on fashion mags. McDonalds anyone????????????

Go haters post more comments i am enjoying them and i bet if jennifer would ever read them she too is laughing her ass off at your silly comments, GO GO GO

Jennifer doesn’t care what you say, she is LAAAAUUUUUGHIIIIIIING

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Excuse me? @ 08/04/2009 at 4:17 pm

Sally Dear, as you slobber over Mugly’s immobile, injected face, I want to make sure everyone knows what a LIAR you are:

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Sally @ 08/03/2009 at 6:42 pm

“I’m a writer. And I wrote movies’s reviews for years. ”

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LOL! You are NOT a writer, you LIAR! It is not “movies’s reviews,” it is “movie reviews.” If you can’t even SPELL it, how can you have DONE it?

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“English is just not my first language, but I can manage it very well, just not perfect. ”

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You claimed to write movie reviews in HOLLYWOOD, yet you make grade-school-level errors . So you LIED.

It is clear that English is not your first language. If you wrote in another country, fine. Just be HONEST and SAY so. Don’t LIE and claim to have been a Hollywood writer when it is obvious you are UNQUALIFIED.

You have never written in the Hollywood sector and clearly know nothing about industry machinations. I KNOW people who have worked IN Huvane’s office. I KNOW that he and his staff write first drafts of most of the articles planted in the tabs about Manly’s fake romances and fake engagements. You are a “fan”. That’s fine, but you have ZERO knowledge of how the industry works and how duplicitous Huvaniston is.

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“…this is the most important thing about comunication.”

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“Communication” is spelled with TWO “m’s,” and for a WRITER, the most important thing is WRITING CORRECTLY! For the layperson, juvenile errors are acceptable, but for a professional writer, they are not! We take our craft seriously.

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“And I’m sure that what I said – and you mentioned out of the context – ”

It is “out of context,” not out of THE context. Context does not take an article.
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” “Management” was a indie small movie. It couldn’t never be compared to her’s others recent titles.”

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“Indie” begins with a vowel, so must be preceded by “an,” not “a.”
“Couldn’t never” is a double negative. “Couldn’t” is a negative so it must be followed by EVER. “Her’s” is not a word. “Her” is already possessive so it does not take an apostrophe “s.” (Yes, it’s ENTIRELY believable that you are a writer. LOL!!!!)

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“If you like that much to write here about Jen, in your rude and passionate negative way, of course you’re free to go on.”

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“That much to write” is not even CLOSE to English. If you want to chastise me, learn English so you do not appear to be an ignoramus, little Miss “Writer.”

I repeat: I am passionate about my family, my work and my philanthropy, not about a CLOWN like Manlesston. LAUGHING at her does not make me “passionate” (buy a dictionary, fake “Writer”) . The only thing missing from Manly is a big red nose. Perhaps she could remove one of those fake nips and stick it on that massive HONKER of hers.

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“You are always changing your nickname and you changed your ocupation at least twice – or you have 2 jobs. It’s a pity, because at the beggining I truely liked you, even when we disagreed, “manLESSton, I likely”.

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I have never been “Manlesston I likely” (that isn’t even English) and have never been a nurse. I have a law degree and have owned my own businesses for over 20 years. My work has included various aspects of entertainment and real estate. I don’t have JOBS. I have had various CAREERS and possess the superior intellect to carry out each of them with aplomb.
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“And I want to say, another once, to be very clear: I don’t hate your idol.”

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“Another once” is not English, fake writer.

Why not GROW UP, you TIRESOME PHONY!! If you want to pretend to be a “writer,” stop repeating the same outmoded mantra. Unlike you Hags, I don’t have an idol or live vicariously through celebs. I dislike Manlesston for many reasons, none of which have anything to do with Jolie. I MET Manlesston early in her career. The woman is a CRETIN. You are too obsessed to believe that, but if you ever meet her (with no cameras around), you will learn this for yourself. Until then, worship away at the Hag Summit. But GROW A BRAIN and stop assuming that the MILLIONS who dilsilke her do so because of Jolie.

Manlesston is a FRAUD, and in THIS country, we don’t like being manipulated. Manlesston stuffed the FAKE NIPS down her own bra. It had nothing to do with Jolie, who was out enjoying life with her LOVING FAMILY, something the LONEY OLD HAG knows nothing about.

I love her! See looneys, she so down to earth. It is obvous she a beatiful perso but at the same time she has a personality that goes with it. What good is to have a perfect face like AJ when only trash comes out of its mouth. Plus that face only lasted a few years. Time is a bitc%#*!.

MSally was dumped by her husband for being a nagging bit**. Isn’t that right Sally? He left you for someone much younger and prettier. School will be back in session soon hope your enjoying your vacation. See when Jen does play the victim role she does attract more dumped bitter vengeful women. If Jen came clean and admitted to ruining her own marriage to Brad she’d fade away, she wouldn’t want that now would she!

Go go Aquarius, this is your year of luck!
At least you are not using adultery, children, some form of beauty, charitable mumbo jombo to be who you are.

LaSalle isn’t that right MustangSally? Evil bitter b***h!

Vanessa taylor @ 08/04/2009 at 4:22 pm

I agree : she tries so hard and it starts to be ridiculous. She is NOT talented , she used Brad Pitt o be famous , she cannot even act for f…sake !!! i wish media STOPS talk about her

Another thing she said in the interview:

SHE ADMITS SHE IS PROUD TO BE SINGLE AND LAUGHTER BEATS THE HATERS (something like this)

Go haters post more comments i am enjoying them and i bet if jennifer would ever read them she too is laughing her ass off at your silly comments, GO GO GO

Jennifer doesn’t care what you say, she is LAAAAUUUUUGHIIIIIIING

HAHAHAHAHAHA

@on tip toe:

of course people are helping her… rooting for her…. which is why her best friend wrote this article… so she doesnt eff up another interview and talk about brad and his family. Because you know she would have. that’s her meal ticket to stay relevant. Though she didnt mention BRad’s name, it’s still written all over with her “lonely girl” comment.

sigh… hopeless i tell ya

she’s been getting a lot of help. for years years and years.. she’s been seeing a shrink for 20 years i think. what a waste.

@Catsup:

the Fuc@#$%g ugliest lier is you. Jennnifer has natural blue eyes to strt with.

Funny Pic @ 08/04/2009 at 4:30 pm

it’s hilarious how they have the coat’s collar hiding her chin. Great placement, people. hahhaha

Another thing she said in the interview:

SHE ADMITS SHE IS PROUD TO BE SINGLE AND LAUGHTER BEATS THE HATERS (something like this)

Go haters post more comments i am enjoying them and i bet if jennifer would ever read them she too is laughing her ass off at your silly comments, GO GO GO

Jennifer doesn’t care what you say, she is LAAAAUUUUUGHIIIIIIING

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Go on more comments please

@Excuse me?:

It is obvious that you must be an out of job and bitter lawyer since you have so much time analyzing and putting down people. Please do me a favor, as a philanthropist, go and preach what comes out of your mouth and get your fat ass off the computer.

Excuse me? @ 08/04/2009 at 4:45 pm

Not following you @ 08/04/2009 at 3:06 pm @on tip toe: I really don’t blame the guys that deny having a relationship with her. Look at how the JP fans TRASH her for sport. What guy wants to be talked about constantly on these “fan” sites? Fanatical sites I mean.

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You can find few if any posts by JP fans criticizing the MEN she has dated. When a man publicly dumps her (as always occurs), it is HER delusional, Hag-worshipper fans who suddenly go on the warpath (read some of the comments about Mayer after he dumped her for, what, the 20th time?).

Most people don’t give a DAMN who she dates. There are YOUNG starlets whose social lives are of far greater interest than the fabricated escapades of a middle-aged woman past her prime. It is Huvane who calls the paps and tries to make it appear she is engaged every time a man comes within a five-mile radius of her.

Sane people know that NO MAN WANTS HER. Perhaps a doctor or lawyer out in Podunk, Illinois would jump at the chance to be with her, but grandma wants YOUNG and SEXY. And as s we see from Cooper’s press release — THEY DON’T WANT HER.

People trash her for one reason — because she is a FRAUD! It has nothing to do wih Jolie, nothing to do with Pitt, nothing to do with Mayer. The fake-nippled B!t@h is a FRAUD all on her own. She is expert in the art of being a PHONY!

Nobody cares @ 08/04/2009 at 4:47 pm

I am so sick of her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why doesnt she just go away? Her cryin and wynin is sickening. What a Wha-Wha….SICK OF HER! Go Away already!

Does she have a movie out? WHY the constant NEED for attention? I’m sure her fans will say it’s the media’s interest, but if she doesn’t want any attention why is she doing press ALL the time? I admire celebs who don’t do this–constant interviews about themselves, their image, their love life, etc. Look at Reese, Uma, Nicole, Amy Adams, etc. They are so much more classy IMO.

Another thing she said in the interview:

SHE ADMITS SHE IS PROUD TO BE SINGLE AND LAUGHTER BEATS THE HATERS (something like this)

Go haters post more comments i am enjoying them and i bet if jennifer would ever read them she too is laughing her ass off at your silly comments, GO GO GO

Jennifer doesn’t care what you say, she is LAAAAUUUUUGHIIIIIIING

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Go on more comments please

YES WE HAVE A WINNER, ANOTHER HATE COMMENT

I START LAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHIIIIIINNNNNNG

the real women @ 08/04/2009 at 4:52 pm

read what ted casablanca says about angie” she is cunning and sly” husband stealer wishes she could look this good.

She's hot @ 08/04/2009 at 4:53 pm

@Excuse me?: She seems to get alot of attention for being NOTHING, a FRAUD and a PHONY. She is on the cover of ELLE. WOOWOO.

Since none of us here has a personal relationship with Aniston, let get a glimpse of the real Aniston from a person who actually had an intimate relationship with her:

Jennifer Aniston dated actor and director Tate Donovan between the years of 1995 to 1998 in the heydays of ‘Friends’. Then it all went wrong. The couple couldn’t stop bickering and went their separate ways.

‘I worshipped the ground she walked and so wish it worked’ Tate was quoted as saying.
‘However Jennifer Aniston is all about Jennifer Aniston, she was somewhat “self-oriented” and a bit “ice-queenish”. A bit too on the high maintenance side for me’ Donovan diplomatically commented.

For many celeb watchers, Donovan is stating the obvious.

‘Duh.Tell us something we don’t already know’ one celeb watcher noted.

‘What did he expect from someone on their way to being one of the world’s most idolised women’ an Aniston fan commented.

u f’ing angelina obsessed crazies r so boring
it really does sound like the same person over and over
im not a big fan of either aniston or angelina but when one of them looks good ill complement, since even aniston can get annoying

she looks great on the cover, they just photoshopped the face 2 much
the dress is hot tho, and for once her interview wasnt that boring

Another thing she said in the interview:

SHE ADMITS SHE IS PROUD TO BE SINGLE AND LAUGHTER BEATS THE HATERS (something like this)

Go haters post more comments i am enjoying them and i bet if jennifer would ever read them she too is laughing her ass off at your silly comments, GO GO GO

Jennifer doesn’t care what you say, she is LAAAAUUUUUGHIIIIIIING

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Go on more comments please

And we have Another WINNER, ANOTHER HATE COMMENT

I START LAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHIIIIIINNNNNNG

First time ever on this thread. I can’t believe how many people actually care about this flake. Some of the posts are LONG! What is the intrigue? She is a flaky, needy, me-me..semi-good actress. I don’t see what the big deal is. Why spend so much time of her?

Plastic surgery and photo shop folks. Sorry to burst your bubble.

its easy for people to insult jennifer aniston and call her ‘ugly’ or whatever but please ID LIKE TO SEE YOUR PICTURES OF WHAT YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE.

ACK She looks rough on this cover. The black leather is too harsh makes her look 50. No ti.tts to fill this dress top out.
Her chinney Chin Chin is terribly long here. Very manly looking,

I have seen a few of Jen ‘s covers and i liked them alot
But am disappointed in this one. She looks a rough,

We see Aj do covers just as often as JA usually i find AJ’s face to be very uiique so mostly like all of hers..

The content of communication is much more enjoyable inAngelina Jolie s covers so always like to be the first one to buy hers.

She would nvever allow herself to be the one who never had a date or
be a loser in love . It’s just the way she handles things which is so much different than Jen. Seems to be very sell assured and doesnot need anyone to be her escort.
The date Angelina Jolie would pay to have as an escort to take her to the oscars well lets just say t,….hat would NEVER happen. lol
AJ has enough confidence to walk on a stage at Oscar time by herself and party will the best of them ans still go home alone
even tho all the men would have loved to escort her home..

AJ never cared what others thought. It was her night and her dime so why care if others approve of every little thing. She told an audience one night on the Ellen Show how her and a few frineds felt like take out food so they left the Oscars in their beautiful outfits and walked down to Mc.D’s lol and lots and lots ppl were aslking her if the oscars were fun and she would laugh and say yes they were great. I thought that was pretty nervery but she didn’t mind at all and really had a hankering for M’D take out. so they ate there ansd ended up walking home that night by themselves.
Now i could not see Jen doing this without a boyfriend on her arm where as Angie and her couple of friends didn’t have male partners .
i believe one was a male but he was just a friend.

I like Angies attitude towards life much more than Jens and alot of the insecure women in HW.

I am isapoimted in Jen’s articcle here. Once again it is al about me me me and how sad she is being alone…I don’t know wh she had to bring the red elephant in the room.

I think she brings all of this crap onto herself.

Excuse me? @ 08/04/2009 at 4:17 pm
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WTG girl

Another thing she said in the interview:

SHE ADMITS SHE IS PROUD TO BE SINGLE AND LAUGHTER BEATS THE HATERS (something like this)

Go haters post more comments i am enjoying them and i bet if jennifer would ever read them she too is laughing her ass off at your silly comments, GO GO GO

Jennifer doesn’t care what you say, she is LAAAAUUUUUGHIIIIIIING

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Go on more comments please, please

And we have Another WINNER, ANOTHER HATE COMMENT

I START LAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHIIIIIINNNNNNG

doggy face @ 08/04/2009 at 5:20 pm

WoW she’s got one of the ugliest dog- faces I’ve ever seen, why dont they just call her the dog woman.

Excuse me? @ 08/04/2009 at 5:24 pm

steph @ 08/04/2009 at 4:42 pm @Excuse me?:

It is obvious that you must be an out of job and bitter lawyer since you have so much time analyzing and putting down people. Please do me a favor, as a philanthropist, go and preach what comes out of your mouth and get your fat ass off the computer.

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Sally, uh, I mean “Steph,” I haven’t had a JOB in over 20 years. I own my own businesses. It’s called a “career,” Hon. I WORK at the computer and collect revenue from investments. It is only you Hags who live paycheck-to-paycheck because you aren’t bright enough to read and write with fluency A mind is a terrible thing to waste, Sweetie.

But I’m glad to see you are so obsessed with me (I AM fascinating, aren’t I?) Now if only you could be equally obsessed about learning English. “Preach what comes out of your mouth is not English,” it is gibberish. “Preaching” IS what comes out of one’s mouth, SALLY! LOL! The phrase is “practice what you preach,” and I have been doing that for all of my adult life. Too bad you can’t get your SELF-ABSORBED idol to be as generous as we average Americans (instead of giving away USED HANDHAGS!!!) CHEAPSKATE!!!!

As for my appearance (ah, juvenile name-calling — the inescapable mark of the uneducated Nippleston fan), if you wish to play dueling photos I am happy to oblige (5’6, 129 lbs.) so long as you pledge to do the same. I assume you are a woman of your word, right Sally, uh, I mean Steph. It’s your call Sweetie, just say the word and we will each post. I have nothing to hide.

It’s common knowledge that you Nippleston fans are bigger than Orca, acting as if it is some major feat to be 40 and thin. Newsflash: Having a good body isn’t rocket science. All one need do is be smart enough to get up from the table (a little trick that seems to have eluded your Hag Brigade.).

doggy face @ 08/04/2009 at 5:31 pm

Bwah,hah,hah, ,at Reese’s comment she makes greek women look bad, plus she looks more like an animal than anything else quit trying to glorify an ugly, piece of s**t! (maniston that is)

spoiled Jennifer @ 08/04/2009 at 6:17 pm

If i was on my own computer i would compare my pic to Jens any say any time, Her and i are the same age altho ihave one 18 yr old daughter. We are both size 4 well my daughter flucuates from a 2 to a 4, long hair, considered pretty by others and wish i could show you up against Jens how we are not that much alike except my friends say i am better looking than Jennifer.

I will one day when i am on my own PC no problem.
Have a great day Fans.

Actually I am not a fan of this pic of Jen’s today. She looks tough looking, so have seen her look better.

I too. wish she didn’t do the elephant in the room as the title because she is showing her insecurities again.

I think at age 40 it’s too late for her to change.
Also we must remember she sees a shrink every week so with all of that help this is Jen Aniston like her or not.

It’s a shame she doesn’t except herself for the way she is and to be honest i do not beleive it was Brad Pitt who made Jennifer Aniston the way she is as far as her confidence or her always putting herself down . I read her Mothers book and her mom is very much a vcitim.
She often spoke about raising her children like it was the end of the world as far as how difficult the job was. Very much a complainer so i can see why Jen said at a very young age i just do not want to end up being anything like my mother.
Jennifer Aniston is very much so her mother= 100% in every way.
I also thought Jen was cruel when she alluded to her mother as her cancer. A few of my frriends were losing their moms from cancer at that time and thats when they stopped watching Jen’s show..

It is a terrible thing to say when the disease is going on outside in many homes across the world. My Freinds went so wild they insisted an apology from Ms. Aniston but they never recoeved one.
I actually do not think Jennifer belongs within the community of cancer victims no matter how much money she gives.
To use that term as a disgust word against your own mother is unbelievably applalling

Read the book (Jen’s mothers book) if people want to know the name i have to get it down from a box as read it 8 yrs ago. but i am sure you will see alot of Jennifers traits in it.
Jennifers mother eventually went into a indigent hospital for the poor
and if Jen really means it about making up with her mother i hope in my heart she means it and is not just doing the one visit thing for the cameras because she alm,ost lost her before and would not send a penny to the impoverished hospital due to her anger. God love her mother i do hope she is doing better now as she must be. She is remarried. I don’t belive anyway JA’s mom is doing good can be attributed to anything Jen did for her. She was a strong women and pulled out and was one of the fortunate ones. It’s a shame that Jennifer doesn’t realize the importance of family. Life seems to be all about her.

twpumpkin @ 08/04/2009 at 6:34 pm

SO SO SICK OF THIS NO TALENT FUG! HER MOVIES SUCK! SHE SOUNDS LIKE A SELF ABSORBED IDIOT IN EVERY ARTICLE. PLEASE PLEASE PUT SOME CLOTHES ON AND GO AWAY!

i love you jen!

Whether she is naked or wearing laser skirts she still doesn’t look sexy but cute.

doggy face @ 08/04/2009 at 7:14 pm

That black dress would look good if it were on a woman.

alexkziel @ 08/04/2009 at 8:02 pm

she looks like a monkey

@chin can’t act: Have you seen her original nose? Look at her when she was 14. It was the size of Karl Malden’s nose, geez. It was a monstrosity. The mom suffered from self hate (she had her own plastic surgeries) and passed it down to her own daughter who has spent a ton morphing herself to prove she’s pretty. Now she does it with her boobs and body – certainly not her mind! Ironic that she’s now become as shallow as her mother once was. I’m sure it’s why she’s made a decision not to have kids.

josephina @ 08/04/2009 at 8:10 pm

@oh please:

Yea!!!!!!!! Amen! Bravo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excellent post. REAL women are strong, independent w/ or w/o a man. The man does not define who they are. Strong women are not without fault. They OWN UP TO THEIR MISTAKES AND KEEP IT MOVING.

I am impressed that she did not bring up you know who. Thank God for growth and moving up to the next level.

for those who believe she is really happy being single.. than you are fooled by her. what do you expect her to say?? I’m lonely?? I need to be loved?? Remember she is a big time liar ? SHe is just so fake ..

josephina @ 08/04/2009 at 8:34 pm

@Sally:

Proof of her moving on would be seen chatting it up with Angie and Brad somewhere… in public. That would completely destroy the triangle once and for all. I see the progress, but we are not there yet.

She has heard of the many complaints about her whining about her “divorce.” This should have been the flavor of the article of Vanity Fair back in 2005. Instead, we read this 5 years later. Oh well, better late than never.

Wow, the airbrushing looks pretty good, except for that shot in the leather dress.

Is she trying to look sexy? Try again. Just looks weird to me.

Sick of her, and sick of her whiny interviews…..isn’t this the best time of her life, or was that just for the Marley interviews???

Her movies are going to bomb any way. She can’t draw an audience.

AS ALWAYS HERE WE GO AGAIN. BRAD’S MOVIE IS ABOUT TO OPEN IN ABOUT TWO WEEKS AND HERE COME MS. MEDIA ***** TALKING ABOUT WHAT AGAIN THE BREAK UP THAT HAPPENED 5 YEARS AGO.
SERIOUSLY I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF THIS BI*CH EVERY YEAR IT IS THE SAME OLD SH*T OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND I CAN’T BELIEVE THE MEDIA KEEPS FALLING FOR THIS SAME OLD **** EVERY TIME.

She usually looks pretty good, but her smile is weird here.

josephina @ 08/04/2009 at 9:11 pm

@blbl: Envy? No.

The manner in which she handled her divorce publicly revealed insecurities that many of us were not aware that she had. I did not feel sorry for her, I felt that she would not own up to the breakup of her marriage. She allowed people to think that the reason for the breakup was Ms. Angelina Jolie. How very immature and inaccurate.

After the ensuing comments she dared to release over the last 5 years, along with some of her boyfriend choices (John Mayer and showing up at the Oscars with the manchild), I cannot say that she comes off as confident or secure. Plus she talks way too much about her looks. She comes off as immature for her age and incapable of handling a long-term, spiritually-fulfilling relationship with a man. (Pay attention to her track record, now running on 12-13 years, pre-Brad years.)

We will see how she handles future interviews. I expect to see much more growth (wisdom, humility) in a 40 year old man or woman. I do not give a sh** how you look.

Jen showing off her boobies again. Oh, how original. And with all that photoshopping done to the cover they still can’t get rid of the deeeep ventriloquist lines around her mouth.

josephina @ 08/04/2009 at 9:29 pm

@trolling:

There are many that do not have halfher looks but have TWICE the amount of self-esteem, confidence and wisdom to make good choices in life partners.

josephina @ 08/04/2009 at 9:46 pm

@To OMG:
She should have ALREADY MADE IT. She is 40! She has been in the business a long time!

She is not new to the game in Hollywood… and that is why her whining and shallowness (expected with 20 and early 30 something ONLY actresses) makes people cringe as if she was scratching the chalkboard with her nails.

josephina @ 08/04/2009 at 9:59 pm

@Susan:

Rachel Weisz and Jennifer Garner Affleck are actresses that area also married with children. They bring to the table a depth she does not understand.

Cameron Diaz apologizes to no one and owns up to her silliness. her breakup with Justin Timberlake was messy, but she rebounded in record time and quite nicely. She does not talk about his new girlfriend to the media nor is the media interested in her negative drama.

@on tip toe: wow you worked out like that.that’s crazy.I like your posts.I’ll just say with Mayer he just dated her to be out on the scene and thought she wouldn’t try to commit to him just have a good time.when she turned the tables he shot off at the mouth.

@Reese:
Brad married her and then gave her the lifelong most humiliating public divorce. She is now known for the divorce and her whining about the divorce and NOT the marriage itself-because it was so short. Every time you bring Brad up, you unfortunately bring up Jen’s weaknesses in character. That relationship did not work. Stay off the subject. Please point out her strengths if you really care about her. She actually does have some if you are paying attention.

Angie is known most for her activist activities working for the UNHCR, now 9 years strong and growing. Got it? SHE has a job and WORKS for the UNHCR. That means she goes beyond just giving money to charities and attending events. While she is working the paps take pictures of her. She is named as Hollowood’s most powerful woman, above Opah Winfrey. Her appeal is global and indisputed.

@Reese:
Brad married her and then gave her the lifelong most humiliating public divorce. She is now known for the divorce and her whining about the divorce and NOT the marriage itself-because it was so short. Every time you bring Brad up, you unfortunately bring up Jen’s weaknesses in character. That relationship did not work. Stay off the subject. Please point out her strengths if you really care about her. She actually does have some if you are paying attention.

Angie is known most for her activist activities working for the UNHCR, now 9 years strong and growing. Got it? SHE has a job and WORKS for the UNHCR. That means she goes beyond just giving money to charities and attending events. While she is working the paps take pictures of her. She is named as Hollowood’s most powerful woman, above Opah Winfrey. Her appeal is global and indisputed.

JenThe F.uckUp Pays escorts @ 08/04/2009 at 10:40 pm

Jen saying this: On being labeled a “lonely girl”: “I’m not going to ignore the pink elephant in the living room

. It’s fine. I can take it. If I’m the emblem for ‘this is what it looks like to be the lonely girl getting on with her life,’ so be it.” (Jen has recently been linked to Bradley Cooper LOL(s following break-ups with Vince Vaughn, Paul Sculfor, John Mayer, and Brad Pitt.)

Jen if that were true dear you would not have felt the need to describe to us these things about you> “the lonely Girl”.
You know that lonely girl who was with the paid escort Johnny The DouchBag Mayer to take her to a red carpet event. that you were as nervous as hell of being there for the first time looking into Angelina Jolie’sN her Brads eyes.. If you were more honest as to the whys when you call the immature who dumped you. again not once but twice even after you more or less threathened him and enforced your audience in your magazine article that he would NEVER do that ” to you”again.. Reason being.. because he just did not realize it was *You” he was dumping on the streets of NYC. But he did do just that to You.. didn’t he. :) He spoke about breaking off with you loud and clear like he was so glad the horror of it all was now complete. And to the whole world. It appears from your comments this all happened immediately after Oscar night. Would that be immediately after he got paid? JohnnyDouchBag Mayer never did fear you dear but he did like your money. Foolish Foolish Jennifer something you will live and learn maybe? . Johnny Douchbag was 29 and you were 40. Yes you like anybody else could bribe him with your money BUT when the deal is done you will see that lack of respect he never had for the others was the same deal he had with you. Did you learn too that you were nevr special? Like all of your friends tried telling you in advance.

He announced himself as “I am the the Oscar Date on national television..mmmm must have made you squirm. You at least expected him to behave for the most important night of your life that year. You didn’t prepare him well for the $$$$ money deal.
You must of forgot he is a singer first and not an actor so more times than not he didn’t know what to do with his long gangley arms so he would reach for a large white hankie hiding behind the one side as he leaned to the other trying to get a glimpse of you to see if you approved
of him speaking to the reporters that wanted to nab him moreso than to talk to you . Hoping they would snitch a little info from him when the cameras were on you so there would be no way you could give him the evil eye. U know THat warning eye women have for their employees its a nice way of saying don’t fuc.k it up now!!

BWHAA
JDMayer was nervously overly laughing telling the reporters that he was going to get in twouble because he promised he would just come and get a few pics taken and be a ve nice cool boy. He said again “Oh come on I promised i would be cool and you guys are going to get me in twouble. They finally asked him what the Heck he thought he did wrong because he hadn’t said much but apparently he wasn’t suppose to say **** without your approval,

HAHAhahahaha Best Laugh Of The Night.
Poor ba.stard was sweating and the most he might have said was BOO.
Then the next day right after JM got his paycheck he said Fu.c.kYou!!

His job was done and the whole world knew.
you were sooo insecure. Enough to think you had to buy yourself a man. Patetic!

They say you cheap girl! You must be! A nd they say you are stupid! You must be. Any other smart women would never had paid for a skinny buck to walk beside her to blow her cover not once but three times. You gonna start taking the wallet out You get nothing but the best honey and they ssuurre make every other women in the house jealous of you..Yes you.!!!!! GUARANTEED!

That IS… every other woman in the house except The Angelina Jolie ya see. No body but No Body makes Angie jealous. All the ladies know Angie Baby will walk that whole place all on her own and there ain’t one man in that house that don’t want to leave a with her and go home.

You Silly twerp Did You really think by paying that skinny white boy some cash he was gonna make your night. Take your fears away!
Show you a good time! And Just once..Not having your idolazz fans doing their usual awwe my po’ Jen…po’Jen..

And you gotta cut this **** out!!!

Jen has recently been linked to Bradley Cooper LOL following break-ups with Vince Vaughn, John Mayer, and Brad Pitt.)

You gotta be dumb as a box of rocks woman
Or Stupid protending your smart!
WTF!! anybody will help support the weak! I

“who is in a place that’s not their strongest and who is ready to push forward.”

Everyone of them guys dumped you like a woman with a co.ck!!!
u know it
Better watch out pepee or the truth will com

my…my.. my..same topic all over again & again ….talking about her self ,her love life ,her looks …herself…her love life…her looks…does this 40 year old woman have any significant ,intellectual or engaging stuff to say?on interviews … no wonder Brad …Vince Paul,,,Bradley …John…& who the heck cares who else (I must have lost track) ….all ran away so quick …(EXCEPT HER HAIRSTYLIST of coures /her BFF) she must be a boring company to be with …hey Jen read a book or something NOT a BLOG …

chin ain't having no baby @ 08/04/2009 at 11:13 pm

chin has 3 more films lined up throught next spring. She will be 41 in Feb 2010.

CHIN AIN’T HAVING NO BABY!!!

CAUSE CHIN DON’T LIKE BABIES!!!

she only got the fame cuz brad pit dumped her !!

jendivorcedbrad @ 08/05/2009 at 2:04 am

maria z @ 08/04/2009 at 10:58 pm my…my.. my..same topic all over again & again ….talking about her self ,her love life ,her looks …herself…her love life…her looks…does this 40 year old woman have any significant ,intellectual or engaging stuff to say?on interviews … no wonder Brad …Vince Paul,,,Bradley …John…& who the heck cares who else (I must have lost track) ….all ran away so quick …(EXCEPT HER HAIRSTYLIST of coures /her BFF) she must be a boring company to be with …hey Jen read a book or something NOT a BLOG
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Well, they can always count on idiots like you, with no life, to hang on every boring word. I glad your looking for intellectual stimulation somewhere you obviously are in need of some.What have you done with your life instead of just keeping up with celebrities you don’t like?

She is soooooo hot! Absolute stunner! I much prefer her to Angelina Jolie!
If I have to see one more of those ‘take a picture of me while I am looking at a poor person with a pitiful face’ poses from Jolie I am going to be sick!

@jen is the best:

I agree :) Jennifer Aniston is by far a very down to earth person. She not only is a beautiful, wise, strong, humorous person on the inside but she is also just as stunning on the outside!!! She freaken rocks no matter what BS she has been through because of the media she still manages to find strength to move on and not give a F*&%K!! She is moving on to bigger and better things. JA is doing what she should be doing and that is having fun and living life!!! Whether it be making a new movie, photoshoots, or dating why the hell not?!?!? Keep your head up!!! All those that hate on you are probably not even close to being half the woman that you are!

Peace & love,

Kris

@blbl:

I’m freaken laughing too, hahahahha!!! Isnt that funny , it seems to me that all the damn “haterZ” are the ones spending all this time blogging bs about Jen …..GET A LIFE…….they seem just as INSECURE as Anjelina Jolie!!! hahahahah all I gotta say is that Karma is a ******….what goes around comes around! hahahha

@Kris: Damn right Kris. That is WHY KARMA, has REWARDED Angelina who has the confidence and self-assurance that jealous, whiny, possessive and insecure Jen will never, NEVER, *NEVER* have. Jen is lonely, single – and THAT, ladies and gentleman, is HER KARMA. Angelina and Brad – well-respected and much loved around the world. Make mroe money, have more career success, a beautiful family – geesus! They are ON TOP OF THE WORLD! Jen has got her KARMA for being a slimy lying manipulative *****, and aint it SWEET to see! I just LOVE karma! hahahahahaha Go to hell Jen, you slimy filthy maggot!

I used to think down on this woman. However, I believe she is a class act! She is poised, stunning, and most of all humble. I saw the pictures in this photo shoot. Wow, she looks great!

To be honest, I think she hasn’t found a man, because she is picky, which she should be. She takes care of herself and looks good so she should get what she wants.

Wow, her face sure has shrunk from that first pic you have of her.

VIVIENKWOK @ 08/05/2009 at 8:44 am

I just love jen~She’s a good woman
She is the one no matter what.
She’s got sth.inside

VIVIENKWOK @ 08/05/2009 at 8:49 am

@hag:
You are so mean
Did the AJ witch make u become this?

Jen is a normal kid who grow up in divorce enviroment, she had her insecurity, cause her mum like to tell how unpretty she is..(her mum was a model) and blamed jen for the dad leaving.
She admited being on therapy and made a light comment about when her therapy passed away..
This is a woman who not afraid to show her weakness and never satisfy her hater..she didnt mind to penned desperate eventhough the opposite is the truth!..She broken up with all her men..but let the world think she was the dumped!..she not even try to change the public image of her childless situatioan…
Its so easy for Famous people to have a kid just for public image..they have the money…but she choose not to do it.

She will be concetrate on her movie production..and the Goree Girl is her precious baby..after this movie she might settle and continue as a producer/director.

BC will continue play her partner but not in public eye.

She majorly looks like a TRANNY in that pic. Is it Vogue or DRAGUE Magazine?

jen you are my number one

I love Jen and do think she is very funny and pretty. With that being said, she is also very rich so if she wanted to settle down with a nice guy, she could. He wouldn’t have to be in the entertainment business. I don’t think she’s at all playing a pity card, I just think she has a fear of commitment which is why she keeps picking the wrong guys. She knows they’re wrong, I mean, John Mayer? She wanted to party, she did. But once your fertility is up, it’s up. Maybe she doesn’t want kids?

Jennifer Aniston has made me respect her so much more then I already have, Jennifer is the hottiest person going on in Hollywood right now, I’m intrigue by this woman that has so much class beauty talent funny a big heart and surrounds herself by such a closeness with her friends. They all adore her, how can you not?
I love that she speaks up for herself shes not lonely this is what she chooses she so happy of cause she sees this mags and must laugh to herself about you woman thinks she needs a man..Jens just fine!!
Now everyone should move on or maybe not love it with your comments won’t break her ever. Jens the real thing honest and shes here to stay forever…
I love her pics she is gorgeous and the pictures are so beautiful.

lunatics

why do’nt concentrate on you life important issue and some important issue, than weather what people magazine write about her or not. that nothing has to do with you or me , it had to do with her. she is not affecting anyone life but her. so what is the problem with you all?

gorgeous girl. but her inner beauty is the real star: she’s great, so honest, genuine and smart.

Jen your mother was so wrong you have it all girl!!!!!!

emblem/schmemblem @ 08/05/2009 at 1:12 pm

Isnt an ‘emblem’ more of a ‘thing’ than a person? Ya know……..it being an object used to represent a thing? If you look up the meaning (dictionary.com) of emblem, the most recognized one is: “an object or its representation, symbolizing a quality, state, class of persons, etc.; symbol: The olive branch is an emblem of peace.”
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So if the biish wants to say she is ‘representative’ of all lonely women and men in the world (lol) then what she wants to say is exactly that; or, she could say she is the ‘epitome’ of same (we actually agree with the use of that one); or, like how she wants to be an archetype so badly (seeing that Angie already owns the description of: ‘THE ARCHETYPE OF THE EMPOWERED, BOLD, BRAVE, SUPERWOMAN”, jen could go ahead and be the archetype of: weak, low self-esteem, blame-everyone-but-yourself type of woman.
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So yes, she’s representative of a type; but not an ‘emblem’ for gawd’s sake! open a book, biish.

nino north @ 08/05/2009 at 1:16 pm

She doing the damn thing, Elle wanted to do a piece on her, and this is what they got…Hell, their not stupid, they know if any of yall goofballs see this supposed “old sad hag” on the cover yall gon’ talk some **** get commotion started and have folks ready to buy the book to see what she has to say.
She’s not checkin’ for sympathy, she just telling them what THEY wanna know about her life, and the chick’s getting PAID for it. HA.
Yall people crack me up-and for the record, I’d rather be a rich “pathetic girl” be it said by yall, then a broke one.

MoneyCantBuyLOVE @ 08/05/2009 at 1:49 pm

nino north @ 08/05/2009 at 1:16 pm
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You can twist yourself up in a pretzel making all kinds of excuses for this biish, nino. But she doesnt have to be a ‘pathetic rich girl.’ She was ALREADY a rich WOMAN even before she married Brad.
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Just chew on that for a while.
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So anyone with commonsense will have to come to the conclusion that she isnt making a public spectacle of herself for the money.
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So it begs the question: why is she making a public spectacle of herself?

anonymous @ 08/05/2009 at 2:18 pm

Haters have said that her relationship w/ Mayer was fake so why do you say she was dumped by him? Why…..because media played it up for you to react to it the way you all are doing now. One would think Mayer is the one to be trashed because, obviously he didnt like the Hollywood life style but went ahead because it definitely made him famous is always on the map whenever Jennifer Aniston is mentioned regarding her love life. He had a well thought of plan………his record when done will bring up juicey news………re Aniston & I can bet everyone even re Simpson, who is so much in need of publicity because she aint no singer, not an actress either, her break-up is done purposefully w/ Mayer………wait & see how this will all play out. He thinks he is a genious………we’ll see what happens. To Jennifer, keep going girl…………these haters made a big hit for you again. I do prefer seeing you single as there is no decent Hollywood guy. Nothing wrong w/ being single & having no child. If that is best for you, it’s ok, better than getting married & having kids, then divorce, like the Jon/Kate issue. Not everyone is meant to be married and have kids, at least she doesn’t keep on getting guys & marrying them for the sake of getting married. That is the one that doesn’t work and not right.

God, can’t she buy a decent bra for once? Who walks around with their nipples popping out when it’s SO sunny outside? Aniston has always been a closet *****. She gets away with this trashy move b/c she’s got her sweetheart image and crazy fans to defend anything she does.

annoying fameho go away! @ 08/05/2009 at 2:21 pm

Does she have a movie out? WHY the constant NEED for attention? I’m sure her fans will say it’s the media’s interest, but if she doesn’t want any attention why is she doing press ALL the time? I admire celebs who don’t do this–constant interviews about themselves, their image, their love life, etc. Look at Reese, Uma, Nicole, Amy Adams, etc. They are so much more classy IMO.

Does she have a movie out? WHY the constant NEED for attention? I’m sure her fans will say it’s the media’s interest, but if she doesn’t want any attention why is she doing press ALL the time? I admire celebs who don’t do this–constant interviews about themselves, their image, their love life, etc. Look at Reese, Uma, Nicole, Amy Adams, Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchet, etc. They are so much more classy IMO.

MoneyCantBuyLOVE @ 08/05/2009 at 2:33 pm

anonymous @ 08/05/2009 at 2:18 pm
Haters have said that her relationship w/ Mayer was fake so why do you say she was dumped by him? Why…..because media played it up for you to react to it the way you all are doing now. One would think Mayer is the one to be trashed because, obviously he didnt like the Hollywood life style but went ahead because it definitely made him famous is always on the map whenever Jennifer Aniston is mentioned regarding her love life. He had a well thought of plan………
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So………….my dear little anonyMOUSE, are you saying that Mayer, all by himself, approached jen, insinuated himself into her life, get her to say she “loves every inch of him”, get her to take him to the Oscars as her boyfriend and then dumped her (or are you saying she dumped him? – whichever works for you, i guess LOL) and he did all of this without her knowledge or consent, just so he could be ‘famous” at her expense?
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Does this woman bear responsibility for what happens IN HER OWN LIFE, or is she merely a spectator in her own life? And if she is merely a spectator in her own life, is that a responsible, ADULT way to be?
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I also notice that you said there was NO GUY IN HW decent enough for her? And that being single and alone and childless is the best thing that could happen to her? Even if SHE HERSELF said over and over in the past that she prefers being in a relationship than not? And even when she has been telling almost every interviewer since the year 2000 and up to this year 2009 that she WILL be having a kid?
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When are you sycophants going to accept this woman for herself and stop twisting yourselves into a pretzel to make excuses for who she is and what she does?

She looks just gorgeous in these photos!

As a side note: everyone has to understand that she doesn’t go around writing articles about herself for magazines. If journalists ask her the same questions, she’s bound to give the same answers. That doesn’t mean she’s dwelling on any issue, simply that she’s answering the questions asked of her.
But that’s just my two cents worth :]

MoneyCantBuyLOVE @ 08/05/2009 at 3:40 pm

My dear Corinna………………………..there’s not a single person in America who *has* to answer every questifon put to them by a journalist. Not even a murderer.
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Secondly, true *A* listers determine the scope of their interviews.
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If, therefore, you believe jen has no option but to ANSWER EVERY QUESTION PUT TO HER BY A JOURNALIST, then what youre telling us (which we, the discerning alreay knew) is that she is no A-lister.
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She only had that status because she was married to the ultimate HW A-lister, Brad Pitt.

@annoying fameho go away!: Yes, she has a movie coming next month: “Love Happens”. That seems to be the main reason she gave the interview to Elle. This is what the celebs usually do, it’s part of their job the promo about their movies: premiers, tv shows, interviews, pics and all about it. But the media is deeply interested on Jen and her life, always. The papz are around her all the time, every single day, while she is shoting “The Bounty” in NY. She sells a lot of magazines with no efforts, as you probably know. But she is discret about her life when it’s possible. That’s why since she broke up with John Mayer, we hear a lot of rumors about her love life, but she didn’t say a word about some possible relationship. We don’t know anything, just rumors and gossips.

@Corinna: I so agree, Corinna (#258). I mean, she doesn’t have to answer all these questions, of course. She avoided some subjects so many times, indeed. But the media is restless. They always repeat the same questions again and again. She is a honest and genuine person, so sometimes she opens her hearth too much. Sometimes the media plays some tricky games, then twists what she sayd. Or put it out of context just to make more drama. But in most of the time, Jen seems to avoid the talking on her very private life. For months, we don’t hear a word of Jen about this. Just rumors and more rumors.

Liverwurst @ 08/05/2009 at 4:47 pm

Beautiful inside and out, such class.

GRANMA, GRANPA——IS THAT YOU? WHAT PAPPENED TO YOU.? Your eyes and hair were black, right grandma/granpa? YOU ARE SCARING , AND SCARRING ME. YOU LOOK UGLY. PLEASE GO BACK , LIKE THE WAY YOU WERE, THE REAL-REAL YOU. BOY OR GIRL black eyes, black hair, long nose, etc. etc, etc..

YOUR SCARED 5YR OLD (GRANDDAUGHTER) BETMARIE

she’s so pathetic. i am sick and tired seeing this old hag topless. Grow up already . act your age butterface

awwww – damn this girl looks good in leather.
i don’t understand why there are 2 covers though…. different markets or changed cover?

reading some of the snippets makes me laugh – yeah Jen – tell the media to f*ck off. at the end of the day – damned if she does talk, damned if she doesn’t. so might as well DO once in a while…makes entertaining reading coz she’s pretty funny when she opens up a little :)

@hello!:
Dear ‘hello!’ = ‘annoying famewhore go away’ = god knows how many other posters,

yeah she does have a movie out, she doesn’t give out interviews for any other reason other than a movie.
She doesn’t have private shots of her personal home life on some major magazine randomly with no movie to promote, she doesn’t sell her kids pics to tabloid mags for personal publicity, and she doesn’t invite the paps on to her set everyday to take pics. so don’t know where the hell you get this idea that all the media focus is HER FAULT.

2ndly, you’re opinion is baseless because the actresses you mentioned DO talk about their personal lives – their kids, their husbands, their personal hangups about body, image, vanity. YEAH they do talk about it all. obviously you haven’t read these actresses interviews. you’d realize otherwise.

it drives me bonkers the likes of you who show up like clockwork on these posts spewing the same crap OVER and OVER again, and then switch names and then spew it all over again. it gets tiresome – ‘she talks about her personal life’ – hello? she got asked the question! and these are SNIPPETS – as in not the COMPLETE interview.

yeesh.

@chin can’t act:

she said no such thing you idiot. where did you read she ENJOYs being lonely? why would you even want to wish that on anyone else? you’re such a tool and your comment is more a reflection of your horrid personility then saying anything ‘damning about her’.
no wonder you hate her. she is everything you are not.

and WITH that i’m quitting while i’m ahead. small doses of posting keeps my sanity in check.

Well I would hope she would look great at 40 for christ sake!

She looks amazing & I love her, she is bright beautiful & classy she should hook up with Alex Skarsgard from TB they would be hot together!

@Excuse me?:

wow – you got a lot of time on your hands if you went back in a thread for a person you don’t like and copy and pasted and then critiqued someone else’s posts…borderline obsession? yes?

Sally is a fan of JA and therefore she’s here. what’s your excuse?

okay now i’m truly done.

“Jennifer Aniston is striking a sexy, shirtless pose for Elle magazine in the coveted September issue and she’s dishing on her love life.

I don’t think there is a person out there who isn’t rooting for Jennifer Aniston in her quest for love and happiness. She’s gorgeous, fun, stylish, and has a ricking body. So why does it seem that she NEVER dates the right guys? John Mayer, Vince Vaughn, Brad Pitt, none of her relationships have stood the test of time. Aniston handles the topic with grace and humor saying, “I’m not going to ignore the pink elephant in the living room. It’s fine. I can take it.” Aniston said, “If I’m the emblem for ‘this is what it looks like to be the lonely girl getting on with her life,’ so be it.” Somehow I never pictured her as the lonely girl.

The world is obsessed with her love life: “I can make fun of myself,” she said. “And I’ll bring it up as long as the world is bringing it up.” Humor has long been Aniston’s strong suit and has gotten her through the tough times. Aniston told Elle that her love woes are nothing compared with the “brick walls” she’s had to break through from her childhood. The hardest part: “My dad walking out and not seeing him for a year and not knowing where he was . . . Trying to understand, ‘Where did that person go?’ ” she explained. Aniston’s actor parents, Nancy Dow and John Aniston, split when she was 9. She has been estranged from her mother for years, but recently began the process of reconciling.

We’re all rooting for her”

Source: blog famespy.

@dp: They always twist everything she said. It’s sad ’cause they’re trying to fool themselves. We are smart enough. We know what is a quote out of context or twisted. We know they do this all time with Jen, so we keep our eyes open to it. We’re not so naive.

Jen looks absolutely gorgeous in these pictures. I’am looking forward
to buying Elle magazine. There is a lot going on for Jen next month.
Good for her.

@dp: Hi there. I’m sorry if my english is not perfect. It’s not my first language. But I’d like to say I really liked your comments. And I understand why you’re sick of posting here. The “haters” saying the same things again and again. So boring… to much hate for free.

Give me a break. The broad is too fug for words, She is good enough for a barf pot. WTF!!!

haha is that really supposed to be a pout? BWHAHAHA..

@Excuse me?:

I just read your earlier comment when you called me “Steph”. You are so paranoic. Don’t you see you’re playing fool? I sign my comments, ok? I’m not Steph. At least 2 persons know it for sure. And at least for this 2 persons, you seem to be so desperate that you ended to be just unreasonable.

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Hi Steph! I don’t know who you are, but by your last comment, I can see we agree on some points, at least. So that’s ok if some paranoic and obsessive person thinks you are me, or I’m you. :)

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@Michele: Hi Michele. When you said “I think she hasn’t found a man, because she is picky, which she should be.”, I so agree with you. She can be picky, at very least. I really liked your comment: very well said.

“Jennifer Aniston graces the cover of ELLE magazine’s September 2009 issue. While the cover shot shows the actress clothed in a leather bustier, another black and white photo shows Aniston topless underneath an open front jacket.
The accompanying article talks about her resilience, humor, and honesty. She has long ago accepted the fact that her less than successful love life has earned her a “lonely girl” image. The 40-year-old acknowledges that it is indeed how she is perceived and she is ok with this.”
Source: Bitten and Bound

Hi Sally,

You keep on doing, what you have been doing. You do a great job,
giving us Jen fans, links and information. It is appreciated!

real facts- real people @ 08/05/2009 at 7:56 pm

This quote came from a woman that went through the same thing that jen went thru…but guess what she says….

On dealing with the pain that stems from divorce: “You see a lot of people play this blame game. Blame, blame, blame. You know? And it’s a really easy thing to do, and I’m certainly guilty of it. [You have to] look at yourself and go, ‘What part of this do I need to own? Which part of this is my responsibility? And that’s the painful work that you have to go through to hopefully get some real life knowledge out of it.”

this is a woman with class and a woman who has found true love.

this is reese witherspoon comment….not like Jen where four and half years later she is busy as reese would put it playing the Blame Game…
you go reese…. you need to call up Jen and give her some pointers lil sis.

real facts- real people @ 08/05/2009 at 8:02 pm

On why she thinks people are still interested in her split with Brad:
[Jokingly] The funny thing is that people don’t realize we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends… No. But can you imagine? That’d be hysterical: I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox…”

just a reminder of unclassy this woman is- she even jokes about brad and angies kids.. no respect for children… thats low–

Reese would never ever bring children into any subject

She didn’t say anything bad about them.

@cathy:

speaking about being vulgar??? look who’s being more VULGAR – your idol!!! hehehe

I quite like the black leather dress on the cover- at least she is kind of trying something different- for her. But boy did the magazine fug things up by over photoshopping/airbrushing her pics. The cover doesn’t even look like her. Awful. Not a fan of the poses either, too contrived and awkward. I don’t like it when she tries to ‘pout’ either, it just looks…weird.

I’m also not impressed by the interview. She’s so self-involved & self introspective, like shes only learning about herself now and shes in her 40′s! I mean at that age shouldn’t you know yourself by now? I would certainly like to think so. I wish she wouldn’t talk on and on and on and on and on about herself, it makes her look so shallow and vapid. Couldn’t she talk about her movie projects or whatever outside of herself things she has going on?

Sorry to upset any of her fans here, I’m just voicing my few opinions about her. I don’t hate the woman, but I would like to see if there is more depth to her character than just her hair and great legs.
Oh and giving money to charities and going to charity events/parties does not count for *real/true* philanthropy IMO…

seriously has it even occured to any of these people to date normal, regular people…1/2 the drama that way….

Wow… she is almost Orange… lay off the Tanning Anusstain…
if only George Hamilton wearing the same wig and the same out fit… we can say you are twins… lol
Good for you Maniston… keep hiding your ugly Chin and your most ugliest Man face with that Thousands dollars leathers… lol
still playing over.. and over… and over again with your self pity and your hair I see… Hmmm… poor pathetic, neurotic Hag you are….
When will Nicole Kidman will ever say… I ‘ll be going to Hampton with Suri in one hand and Tom in the other… you stuupid ugly deperate COW!!!!

You’ve had that HAIR for the last 20 years. Why don’t you get a new DO? You are not cute anymore. Maybe if you get a new hair style fans will worship you again. Not just ellie and sallie and her many names.

hello! @ 08/05/2009 at 2:22 pm
Does she have a movie out? WHY the constant NEED for attention?
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Errr, no I don’t think so, but Brad does — and I also heard that there is an interview with Quentin in that magazine which makes her being on the cover even grosser! She is ridiculous.

She said she doesn’t mind being the “lonely Girl”…….
LONELY GIRL???.. she is an OVER GROWN WOMEN of 40 year old…. for Christ sake.. GROW UP !!!!!!!
It’s obvious she never learn anything since BP DUMPED her……..
she is still blaming everyone else except her pathetic, selfish, insecure self!!!!

@real facts- real people:

Jen never put the blame solely on BP..on her Vanity fair interview 2006..she said it that she took responsibility.
the only thing she still uncool is how AJ keep bragging about how and when AJ fallen for BP when before she always deny it (AJ said that will not involve with a married man when her own mum experience it).
Btw Reese with Jake is fake..Jake is gay!!..everyone in Hollywood knew.

I’m personally not a fan, but everyone deserves happiness. Hope you find it, Jen.

@real facts- real people:
its a joke..light up!..BP and AJ sell their kid image and talk about them and even use the kid to be in magazine..they doing more damage to their own kid than JA..she just want to light up the situation..she not having evil though on them..she just dislike AJ..but she wishing them well..she move on..
but the media love to make this war about AJ and JA….and AJ always try to avoid meeting with JA..remember The night before oscar 2008 and 2009?..the three of them being invited..but AJ and BP always runaway..so who chicken out?..JA always there..she try to avoid this drama by come to Oscar with JM not as single girl to avoid the news that she still penning for BP and make AJ more secure.,she seem more decent and brave than AJ.
JA get a long with all her ex and her man ex..even her critic..and with her mum who publish unauthorise book about her.
AJ still not talking to her dad who help her with movie career.
She hate her dad cheating on her mum but she was taking other woman man, twice! such a hypocrite!!!

jessica brasil @ 08/06/2009 at 1:49 am

@oh please: I must say…I really do like Jen but i have to agree with you 100%!!! Good explanation about this interview!!!

@catty:

Hello, someone doesn’t read the Jen’s news. She is in fact promoting her movie LOVE HAPPENS, which opens in Sept., and that’s when that mag hits the stands. I think , Quentin has no business in her issue. What a shameful inglorious *******!

I’m just wondering..if some people visiting here really has a career and not ugly loonies, then , why post some unnecessary ugly comments on Jennifer Aniston, as if she had done some disaster in your own real life.
this woman doesn’t even know you..when you post hatred, it just shows how ugly as a person you are.grow up! life is too short.spread love not hate.lol

hatred i mean..

Scruffy Puffy @ 08/06/2009 at 5:26 am

NARCISSIST TO THE CORE OF HER FUGLY BEING! CHINNNASTON IS A WHINEY CLASSLESS TALENTLESS HOE!

haters haters @ 08/06/2009 at 7:39 am

haters, when someone like brad pitt leaves your “the most beautiful woman on the planet” (media, I don’t think so) dumped, plain and simple when they made that mr and mrs movie, Do you REALLY think she wouldn’t for some time be scruntized as “poor jen”?????
Where are your brains, better yet..I’d LOVE to see any ONE of you who live to hate Jen in HER SHOES for a DAY! She will always be ‘poor jen”..she was madly in LOVE with Brad..all of those past pictures sure showed that, up to that last walk on the beach. (Arms around each other’s waist all the time)..I have yet to see angie and brad in such .
Whatever, she isn’t MAKING this “poor jen” happen, it WILL happen…she was ‘cast aside”..and this is how it WILL be in the media, for some time to come, probably down to her old age.
She looks fantastic here, the NY Post ran this picture of her and titled it “sexy stunner “…raved about her. SO…it’s ONLY on blogs such as this, where posters dream of Brad and Angie and no one else is good looking or ‘the best’.. That is very telling. Think what you want, but give me a break, “fug”??? Ha..let’s see that poster #1′s face on here!
jen looks like 2 million bucks..a body to kill, beautiful eyes, and her ONLY crime is she can’t replace the love she lost. Women esp. should relate, instead all I ever see on here is ‘hate’. Odd, isn’t it?
YOU all haven’t moved on, Brad has, and Jen has. It’s the Media who won’t let go. Angie should have such a sexy body, she can wear a tight skirt like no other celeb right now (Jen).
NY Post thinks she sexy as all hell, and do most men.
It’s only the JustJared Haters who love to hate on her, who think otherwise, and again, I can just imagine the faces typing it! (fug??)

@lulu: Great comment (#295)! I so agree with you. Love and not hate.

“Jennifer Aniston is going to jail – for her next movie role.

In fact, Aniston, 40, will both star in and produce Goree Girls, based on the real-life story of a 1940′s Texas country band comprised of eight female prisoners, Variety reports.

Due to start shooting in January withGrey Gardens Emmy-nominated Michael Sucsy as director, Goree Girls is based on a 2003 Texas Monthly story by Skip Hollandsworth, titled O Sister, Where Art Thou?

The girls – “the Dixie Chicks of their day,” according to Hollandsworth – became favorites on the radio and were eventually pardoned before fading from view.
– Stephen M. Silverman”

Source: People Magazine.

Here you can see another gorgeous pic (of Elle CZ):

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The cover is a reprint of Elle UK. I love the pic on the cover. And my favorite is this one linked here. Gorgeous, both!

Thank you Sally for the links and your posts.

Just love her. Find it funny that people would actually think people that have nice things to say are being paid. I guess that finger could come travelling right around and say the same about them. And since I think that neither would be true, it would go more to say about their insecurities about this woman than anything else. Must be hard to imagine that she unlike them is living her life, and being honest about who she is and where she has come from. Actress, producer, owns a production company, has lots of friends, and fans. Yes, it says more to what she has accomplished and pushed forward with her life than not having let herself start out of the gate. She is a woman of accomplishment who has not let her past get the best of her and I for one admire her for that.

jake @ 08/06/2009 at 12:20 am @real facts- real people:
BP and AJ sell their kid image and talk about them and even use the kid to be in magazine..they doing more damage to their own kid than JA..she just want to light up the situation..she not having evil though on them..she just dislike AJ..but she wishing them well..she move on..and AJ always try to avoid meeting with JA..remember The night before oscar 2008 and 2009?..the three of them being invited..but AJ and BP always runaway..so who chicken out?..JA always there..she try to avoid this drama by come to Oscar with JM not as single girl to avoid the news that she still penning for BP and make AJ more secure.,she seem more decent and brave than AJ.
JA get a long with all her ex and her man ex..even her critic..and with her mum who publish unauthorise book about her.
AJ still not talking to her dad who help her with movie career.
She hate her dad cheating on her mum but she was taking other woman man, twice! such a hypocrite!!!
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Dear jake, you do realize, dont you, that everything youve said in your post came from tabloid fiction and are all lies, right? Nothing youve said in this post is true of either Angelina or Jen.
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This is why it pays to get a good education. I know youre limited intellectually and it shows. This is not a dis on you. im just telling you that when someone is poorly educated, even if they are posting anonymously on the internet, they reveal their poor education by the manner in which they represent themselves and the things they say.
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There you are, posting lies on BOTH these women, although you think youre dissing Angie, based solely on stuff you saw in the tabloids which actually confess that they make things up ( at least lets give them credit for admitting that they lie – unlike you).
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Do you think that discerning persons cant come to some understanding of who these people are, by researching them on the internet?
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The thing with JP fans is that over the years we read the interviews of these people from legitimate sources (magazines, newspapers, reputable print and electronic media in general) and understand what they say and get a sense of what their values are, over time. We dont give any credence to the tabloids.
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There is nothing that you can say to diminish Angelina Jolie. Her body of work, her track record of involvement in world humanitarian affairs, who she is and what she stands for, her love of children and humanity in general, her love of her kids and motherhood and her love for Brad are there for anyone with integrity to see for themselves.
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Jennifer Aniston may love children – we dont know – we have no evidence of this; she may be a fairly good actress – we are not sure, as her choice of roles and the positive reviews of her work are nowhere near that of the quality of Angie’s. We know she misses Brad because she says she will never forget him and we know that she keeps recordings of his voice messages so she can play them to her lonely self. We dont know if she really loved him or just his star power, because she has said in the past that he was not the love of her life. We do know, however, that she misses his star power because there are more people laughing at and ridiculing her now than when she was married to Brad.
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We know that she is not as independepent and self-sufficient as Angie because she says she cannot make a decision before she checks in with her close circle of friends. We know she doesnt like to travel because she has said so and we saw that prior to the divorce, she never travelled much except to mexico – she’s never been to aisa, southeast asia, the middle east, africa or the caribbean (except Antigua) and only to a couple of countries in europe. Angie on the other hand, has been to many countries on every continent and area of the world.
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Angie is capable of roughing it in the world outside of HW – aides workers have said that she dutifully ate cockroach and cricket and whatever else they all had to eat in the rural areas of countries in Africa where they have carried out their humanitarian aid.
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On the other hand, every man who has ever dated aniston, has said she is high maintenance – we know she travels with her hair stylist everywhere she goes, even if it costs $50,000.
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Angie has gone where there was no running water and where there was no place for the vanities of HW. Where there were literally no hotels and where she has nevertheless stayed for many days in a row, up to two weeks roughing it. jen has never roughed it since she became a HW success.
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And the list goes on and on. There can be no comparative analysis of these women without making jen look bad. The best one can do to be fair to jen is to contrast their lifestyle and values. Jen has hers. Angie has hers.
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To literally MILLIONS of people all over the world, Angie is the better woman.
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We, her fans, concur.

On the other hand, every man who has ever dated aniston, has said she is high maintenance – we know she travels with her hair stylist everywhere she goes, even if it costs $50,000.

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Not every man she has dated has said she was high maintenance, only one said that if I am not mistaken. (Tate).

If you actually thought Angie was the better woman, your fan base wouldn’t be here trying to convince everyone else that may not agree with you.

jen fan @ 08/06/2009 at 11:43 am

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Just stating the facts, m’am. just the facts. Your personal integrity and the values you ascribe to, will determine how you take the facts.

You took a something that was said about her and blew it to “every man who has ever dated aniston”, how is that a true fact? It goes to say a little about your personal integrity and your values, when needing to “extend” what you call truths to paint someone to what you want them to be.

http://www.bettyconfidential.com/ar/ld/a/bradley-cooper-im-not-dating-jennifer-aniston.html

Bradley Cooper: I’m Not Dating Jennifer Aniston
The Hangover hunk is griping to pals about the rumors that he’s dating the Friends star
-Kelly Will

Bradley CooperBradley Cooper is getting a little irritated by all the press reports that he is dating Jennifer Aniston. Friends of the blue-eyed Hangover star tell me he is definitely not involved with Brad Pitt’s ex-wife and has been venting to them about being linked to her.

“Bradley and Jen went out for one dinner together in New York in June. They were caught on camera leaving the restaurant, but that was their one and only date,” his pal says. “Bradley is a nice guy and he and Jen are acquaintances. He thought they could chat over dinner and they did.”

Contrary to a story in the National Enquirer that claimed Brad and Jen met at L2 Lounge in Washington D.C. on July 18, the friend says, “They did not meet up there for a rendezvous and Bradley doesn’t have any more plans to meet up with Jennifer.”

Jennifer AnistonMy sources claim that it is actually Jen’s people that are spreading the rumors about her dating Bradley Cooper and they’ve even been linking Jen to her current co-star in The Bounty, Gerard Butler.

“The secrets are being leaked by Jen’s team,” the insider says. “Bradley is totally not cool with it and wants his personal life to be left alone so that fans will focus on his work. He is making every effort to put a stop to the Jennifer Aniston rumors.”

A further sign of just how much he wants to avoid being linked to Jen: He even made his publicist release a statement denying that he and Jen met up in the capital.

To quote Alicia Silverstone in Clueless, that was way harsh.

Looking Gorgeous!

amazing images xD, more GORGEOUS is just impossible

she is hooooooooooooooot covers

Can she stop acting like she’s NOT a bitter b*tch? NO ONE has forgotten your comments in Vanity Fair except for your dumb*** fans.

ODE TO PHOTOSHOP ON MINIMIZING THAT CHIN

LuckyL @ 08/06/2009 at 10:18 pm Can she stop acting like she’s NOT a bitter b*tch? NO ONE has forgotten your comments in Vanity Fair except for your dumb*** fans.

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Never forgot what she said in Vanity Fair because I actually agree with her. Nothing to forgive her for in my eyes. Bitter? How long have you been stalking her blogs, o.k. who is the bitter one? Exactly!!!

speak the truth @ 08/06/2009 at 11:42 pm

Jennifer Aniston is an attention ***** for wearing pasties on a hot summer day outside and showed her nipples (fake) shamelessly!!!! However many surgeries she’s had, she’s still an average looking no talent flame ***** that has no substance or acting chop!!! The only reason we are talking about her still is b/c she’s Brad Pitt’s ex wife!

Will u haters bk off! Jen is a very gorgeous talented strong actress and if u dun lyk her get off ur computer and try to be a better actress as her good luck u’ll need it! and get well soon x

All the compliments here seems like a pity comment. So funny…

@Sally:
no we are not all rooting for this dip stick
you mean the depressed lonely obsessed psycho women are rooting for her. I gaurantee that the magazine after her sells double the amount.

@chin can’t act: Tisk Tisk Tisk. You gotta love the haters. All you talk about is her chin. The only thing I have to say is why don’t you post a picture of yourself up since apparently you have no flaws. I’d love to see what you look like.

lashondra @ 08/14/2009 at 5:32 am

her own mother hates her and thinks she is ugly

@chin can’t act:
someone’s a bit bitter and jealous … lol bit unnecessarily harsh really …

Jennifer Aniston has done really well and been through a lot =) Good on her !! xox

Gabrielle @ 10/01/2009 at 5:48 am

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